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Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.
Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?
Jason: Are you on crack?
#batman is beatable Bruce is Not.#that mf has ras al ghul acting on his best behavior. he threw down with bane. and killer croc. and has TALIA al ghul simping#big fan of the bat kids laughing at batman and being horrified at the idea of fighting Bruce#it’s the mom effect#dc#dc comics#jason todd#duke thomas#text#incorrect quotes#I love unbeatable Bruce I LOVE HIM and I chew on him
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#vs that ultimate simp king self#he is a god tho ? almost#every time he utters a word of self hatred i want to bonk him in the head#like mf you're so pretty and beautiful inside and outside how dare you ???#he's such a gemini (just like me fr)#also let me give you a big hug you cute hater#tgcf#heaven officials blessing#hua cheng#san lang#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven official's blessing#text post meme#hob
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haganezuka face reveal animated today guys how are we feeling
#down bad mfs celebrating today fr#national holiday for simps everywhere#i am expecting to see some absolutely ungodly comments#kny#鬼滅の刃#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#kny spoilers#hotaru haganezuka#kny haganezuka#haganezuka#kny s3#kny swordsmith village arc#kamado tanjirou#tanjirou#kny tanjirou#demon slayer spoilers
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what’s your favorite clone and why? 😼
I gotta be that guy and say I really like them all. i loVE EACH ARCHETYPE THEY KINDA RESEMBLE
Sekido [in my head] has a mean exterior SO loud it makes you forget he's working with the others to actively protect the main body and has faith in their abilities. He gets annoyed at his younger counterparts cause he knows they're not using their full potential... I also really like how he's both very proper and improper, like a thug in a meeting or something... so cool.... Also, him taking the leader role and everyone going with it has big bro vibes.. oldest bro vibes.
cult leader loves tsundere guys.
Karaku [in my head] is the thrill seeker type who's more than willing to be the most annoying man around for the sake of his entertainment and living in the moment. He plays around rather than disposing of someone immediately like a fucking psychopath. Even if late, he knows when to get serious and when to tone down his antics. he still gets fucked over by playing with his opponents too much.. I like that he's not stupid, he's reckless. mega "cool big bro" aura.
cult leader loves shameless guys.
Urogi [in my head] is obnoxious and loud, boastful even especially when he's either screeching or talking, never entirely silent. While he does fight on his own, he'd drop everything if given an order and try his best to comply. also a troublemaker... like a younger bro who never really has responsibilities but does them when told so he can go back to doing wtv he was doing before. Like he's just there to have a good time. He's also not stupid, just excitable, then he gets cocky, then gets his shit rocked.
cult leader loves arrogant himbo guys.
Aizetsu [in my mind] is extremely sassy and gives passive aggressive vibes and prefers to deal with conflict swiftly because it's bothersome and makes him upset. He might look cute and weak, but he's scary. While he's sensitive, he's no pushover and will also cut pretty deep. He's definitely the younger brother who's trying to constantly get out of trouble by seeming like the angel.... It's also interesting because he never sugarcoats his words. He twists them in a way that makes him sound helpful and you, pitiful.
cult leader loves cute manipulative guys.
Zohakuten [in my mind] is a little hater who's most protective of everyone but, more importantly, the main body. He sees himself as a decent guy going against injustice for a man who's just trying to survive. Like a little bro who's stubbornly wrong about something he doesn't fully grasp. Also he's just so hilarious?? it was not necessary at all to insult your opponents looks then tell tanjiro to get over it cause the dead weren't relevant to him. How can someone so disrespectful come in a small package..
cult leader loves the brat trope.
Urami is pretty similar to hantengu, imo, just angrier 😔😔 not many opinions, but I do find it amusing to imagine he's very passionate 24/7
#null rot#hantengu clones#Hantengu#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#zohakuten#dizzieskizze#cloaked cult member#sighs whistfully... mostly everyone gravitated away because they haven't mastered the art of having absolutely no fucking content....SIGHSS#id try to list their traits in my mind to rank but id go in circles of 'but i love the gap of sekido..' or 'but karaku can be so petty'#or 'but urogi is so scarily excitable' or 'but aizetsu is like a brick shithouse trying to be cute'#or 'but zohakuten is the little terror wherever he goes...' AGH AGHHH AGHH I CANT CHOOSE. thEYRE ALL SO GOOD.#punches ceiling#ig the least favorite is urami bc i cant think of anything for him...... sorry big old man..........#they're all very cute in their own ways and I'm the mf who's always trying to find a harem route 😭#Aside from my simp brain theyre all really complex to me and i really fuckin like that. i cant choose orz#at least you know i put my heart into all of them#DO NOT SEPARATE#ILL FUCKING DIE BRO#ITS A BUY ONE GET ALL DEAL HERE
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happy birthday cross !! it's always a delight to see your genuine smile, and i mean it when i say it's an absolute treasure to me !!
(meme src)
#10/10#cross!sans#self insert#mblue art#CM#i'm thankful i get to witness you smile like that !!#i hope you get to experience more things to smile and be happy for !!#you deserve cozy rest days with warm mugs of hot choco and delicious tacos- regular or those dessert ones w icecream in em#(i'd like to believe i always give him the same chocolate mousse cake i got for my birthday that one time <333)#(RRRAAAAH ILY POOKIEBEAR !! /insert letsgo meme/)#(syeth idc idc!! im supposed to be unapologetically simping and selfshipping on MY blog bro)#(screw anxiety i'm blocking whoever's being weird on ANY of my posts bruh)#(i'll be the sappiest mf on these posts abt my faves im already this 🤏 close to screaming abt lust being my wife on xtwt. ANYWAY)#(i may be losing the idgaf war erryday but i am WINNING when it comes to selfshipping with my fictional faves. to be cringe is to be free.)
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Self-indulgent shadowpeach doodles cuz im starving and my brain is vacant of anything but them
#art-zu#shadowpeach#Sorry that theyre mostly naked and shirtless i really could not be bothered drawing clothes on them#Spoonfeeding myself shadowpeach#Lowkey a bit surprise that there's little stuff abt them bandaging/healing eachother#Cuz like?? Bandaging a mf can be really fucking intimate#Esp if theyre really close? It's 👌#You get me???? You know????#Needed more of them like that fr#I think this is the 4th(?) time of me doing that kind of idea#No sorry 3rd time#This doodle dump is just macaque being a simp and wukong not being normal about it#I love drawing hands theyre fun
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For the tmnt fans that need to hear this 👍
#so tired of yall mfs simping for literal kids#THE AMOUNT OF RAPH X READER FICS UNDER MUTANT MAYHEM ON AO3 IS SO SCARY WTF#THAT DUDE IS 15#i don't care if you're the same age it's still mad weird#raph tmnt#mikey tmnt#leo tmnt#donnie tmnt#tmnt mutant mayhem#tmnt mm#tmnt 2012#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt#honestly as long as u don't sexualize them idrc if ur attracted to them or not#I've got my fair share of silly crushes on weird ass creatures (venom for example)#but if ur over 18 simping for them...#and YES sexualizing the bayverse turtles is weird too!!!#they're still teenagers (even if they don't look as young as other versions)#and are much thirstier (cough mikey cough)#but if ur 30 calling them sexy then you need mental help <3
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tell me they aint gay, ill wait (you cant)
#this is that one chapter in episode 1#you know#the argument (if you can call it that)#gay ahh mfs#tokyo debunker#tokyo debunker fanart#tkdb#tkdb fanart#tkb#jin kamurai#tohma ishibashi#tohmajin#tohma x jin#just me simping over here
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Hwjshqkshajahaha,,, thinking about Leona doing a trickshot or smth in spelldrive and when you look at him in shock he looks back at you and fucking WINKS all smug like "yeah I just did that ;)"
#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#Leona Kingscholar#TWST Leona#Leona Kingscholar x reader#Leona x reader#mf shows off to sweep u off ur feet LAWD I'M FOLDING IN 0.5 SECONDS MGOVOEODKWNEQHKAH2KSHAIHFOHQK1BEODNELGPAJ1OEHAOQHUWMFPFMTPGSHOENSL#aivy is simping once again
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ROTATING HIM IN MY BRAIN AND BY ROTATING HIM I MEAN SWINGING HIM AROULD LIKE A FLAIL HOLDING HIM BY HIS EARS
#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus jax#tadc jax#THE EVIL AUTISM#why tf is it the toothy grin smiling bitches that make me go crazy DAMN YOU#this is not a matter of simping but a matter of this mf is going into my blorbo collection#love to see a failguy guyfailing in that picture of Zooble chokeholding him
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over the garden wall spoiler yip yoop
hypnotising you to not remember who i am and instantly unfollow me ooOOOooOoOooo (THOSE WHO KNOW ME dONT RAT ME OUT BRO
#over the garden wall#the beast#the woodsman#wirt#greg#beatrice#wont be getting out of this hyperfixation anytime soon#WELP#running on 1 hour of sleep because of simping this beast mf#limbo cameo#woodsman x beast#beastwood#made otgw art
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Bro is not going to make it to the princess...
#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#btw I'll be selling her (and her little simp) as an adoptable tomorrow check other links *wink*#dragon#knight#monster women#medieval#that's what 3 hours of curta'n wall can do to a mf
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Heyyy LISTEN.
#bunny maloney#This mf is HOT as hell#I’m on simp mode today#partically lost media#obscure media#lost media#suggestive#animation#PLEASE HEAR ME OUT
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wolfstar 🤭
fuckin icons.
happy valentine’s day to the only couple ever 🤗🤗
#wolfstar#remus x sirius#remus lupin#sirius black#sirius fending off the remus simps#remus’ death grip on sirius#the matching necklaces#the shirt#remus mf lupin indeed#marauders#fanart#digital art
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yk for a guy that's only present in like 9 episodes (or 11 ig he's technically in time traveler's pig and dreamscaperers) ford sure does get... restrained a number of times
#damsel in distress mf#sometimes the grunkles get up to something that has me like 👀 is this... was this like... fanservice for the moms or something#this isn't just me simping okay they were clearly intended to be at least occasionally hot#idk why else they would've gone so hard with stan in the zombie episode just saying#gravity falls#ford pines#bill cipher#stanford pines#grunkle ford#gravity falls season 2#suggestive#my nonsense
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whenever Aleksander and Alina are doing ~things~ in the trilogy(winter fete make out scene in s&b, dream make out scene in s&s, name reveal in r&r) they're BOTH always in a physical position where it would be impossible to lie about/hide how much they want each other even without the presence of their otherworldly paranormal soulmatecore tether. If Aleksander were a thousand year old well practiced seducer who only wanted to manipulate Alina, wouldn't he AT LEAST move himself out of that revealing position instead of manuevering himself to the point where it's impossible to LIE abt wanting her even if he wanted to. In this essay I will-
#In this essay I will cry#Either aleksander was ready to marry her#Or mf was a terrible manipulator#I think it's both#Ain't no way a former introverted socially repressed touch starved teenage boy can play metaphysical mind games with his soulmate#Aleksander Morozova#alina starkova#Pro darklina#Next time he takes a title for himself#It's gonna sun simp#The sun summoner and the sun simp#The shadow summoner and the shadow simp#Darkles sparkles#Darklina#Summary of post: aleksander keeps pining Alina down with his hips
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