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bruciemilf · 6 months ago

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Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.

Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?

Jason: Are you on crack?

#batman is beatable Bruce is Not.#that mf has ras al ghul acting on his best behavior. he threw down with bane. and killer croc. and has TALIA al ghul simping #big fan of the bat kids laughing at batman and being horrified at the idea of fighting Bruce #it’s the mom effect #dc #dc comics #jason todd #duke thomas #text #incorrect quotes #I love unbeatable Bruce I LOVE HIM and I chew on him

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hualianschild · 10 months ago

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#vs that ultimate simp king self #he is a god tho ? almost #every time he utters a word of self hatred i want to bonk him in the head #like mf you're so pretty and beautiful inside and outside how dare you ???#he's such a gemini (just like me fr)#also let me give you a big hug you cute hater #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #text post meme #hob

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lordoflightning · 2 years ago

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haganezuka face reveal animated today guys how are we feeling

#down bad mfs celebrating today fr #national holiday for simps everywhere #i am expecting to see some absolutely ungodly comments #kny #鬼滅の刃 #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny spoilers #hotaru haganezuka #kny haganezuka #haganezuka #kny s3 #kny swordsmith village arc #kamado tanjirou #tanjirou #kny tanjirou #demon slayer spoilers

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mblue-art · 2 months ago

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happy birthday cross !! it's always a delight to see your genuine smile, and i mean it when i say it's an absolute treasure to me !!

(meme src)

#10/10 #cross!sans #self insert #mblue art #CM #i'm thankful i get to witness you smile like that !!#i hope you get to experience more things to smile and be happy for !!#you deserve cozy rest days with warm mugs of hot choco and delicious tacos- regular or those dessert ones w icecream in em #(i'd like to believe i always give him the same chocolate mousse cake i got for my birthday that one time <333)#(RRRAAAAH ILY POOKIEBEAR !! /insert letsgo meme/)#(syeth idc idc!! im supposed to be unapologetically simping and selfshipping on MY blog bro)#(screw anxiety i'm blocking whoever's being weird on ANY of my posts bruh)#(i'll be the sappiest mf on these posts abt my faves im already this 🤏 close to screaming abt lust being my wife on xtwt. ANYWAY)#(i may be losing the idgaf war erryday but i am WINNING when it comes to selfshipping with my fictional faves. to be cringe is to be free.)

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watzuu-lmk · 1 year ago

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Self-indulgent shadowpeach doodles cuz im starving and my brain is vacant of anything but them

#art-zu #shadowpeach #Sorry that theyre mostly naked and shirtless i really could not be bothered drawing clothes on them #Spoonfeeding myself shadowpeach #Lowkey a bit surprise that there's little stuff abt them bandaging/healing eachother #Cuz like?? Bandaging a mf can be really fucking intimate #Esp if theyre really close? It's 👌#You get me???? You know????#Needed more of them like that fr #I think this is the 4th(?) time of me doing that kind of idea #No sorry 3rd time #This doodle dump is just macaque being a simp and wukong not being normal about it #I love drawing hands theyre fun

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pussyeater8000 · 1 year ago

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For the tmnt fans that need to hear this 👍

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aivy-saur · 7 months ago

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Hwjshqkshajahaha,,, thinking about Leona doing a trickshot or smth in spelldrive and when you look at him in shock he looks back at you and fucking WINKS all smug like "yeah I just did that ;)"

#Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Leona Kingscholar #TWST Leona #Leona Kingscholar x reader #Leona x reader #mf shows off to sweep u off ur feet LAWD I'M FOLDING IN 0.5 SECONDS MGOVOEODKWNEQHKAH2KSHAIHFOHQK1BEODNELGPAJ1OEHAOQHUWMFPFMTPGSHOENSL #aivy is simping once again

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pawsometoons · 1 year ago

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ROTATING HIM IN MY BRAIN AND BY ROTATING HIM I MEAN SWINGING HIM AROULD LIKE A FLAIL HOLDING HIM BY HIS EARS

#the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus jax #tadc jax #THE EVIL AUTISM #why tf is it the toothy grin smiling bitches that make me go crazy DAMN YOU #this is not a matter of simping but a matter of this mf is going into my blorbo collection #love to see a failguy guyfailing in that picture of Zooble chokeholding him

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whoisthatstrangeimbecile · 8 months ago

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over the garden wall spoiler yip yoop

hypnotising you to not remember who i am and instantly unfollow me ooOOOooOoOooo (THOSE WHO KNOW ME dONT RAT ME OUT BRO

#over the garden wall #the beast #the woodsman #wirt #greg #beatrice #wont be getting out of this hyperfixation anytime soon #WELP #running on 1 hour of sleep because of simping this beast mf #limbo cameo #woodsman x beast #beastwood #made otgw art

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hornyharpy · 11 days ago

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Bro is not going to make it to the princess...

#my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #btw I'll be selling her (and her little simp) as an adoptable tomorrow check other links *wink*#dragon #knight #monster women #medieval #that's what 3 hours of curta'n wall can do to a mf

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bringbackbunnymaloney · 2 months ago

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Heyyy LISTEN.

#bunny maloney #This mf is HOT as hell #I’m on simp mode today #partically lost media #obscure media #lost media #suggestive #animation #PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

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sexymoonmansslut · 10 months ago

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wolfstar 🤭

fuckin icons.

happy valentine’s day to the only couple ever 🤗🤗

#wolfstar #remus x sirius #remus lupin #sirius black #sirius fending off the remus simps #remus’ death grip on sirius #the matching necklaces #the shirt #remus mf lupin indeed #marauders #fanart #digital art

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itstwoamandimcursingyourname · 4 months ago

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whenever Aleksander and Alina are doing ~things~ in the trilogy(winter fete make out scene in s&b, dream make out scene in s&s, name reveal in r&r) they're BOTH always in a physical position where it would be impossible to lie about/hide how much they want each other even without the presence of their otherworldly paranormal soulmatecore tether. If Aleksander were a thousand year old well practiced seducer who only wanted to manipulate Alina, wouldn't he AT LEAST move himself out of that revealing position instead of manuevering himself to the point where it's impossible to LIE abt wanting her even if he wanted to. In this essay I will-

#In this essay I will cry #Either aleksander was ready to marry her #Or mf was a terrible manipulator #I think it's both #Ain't no way a former introverted socially repressed touch starved teenage boy can play metaphysical mind games with his soulmate #Aleksander Morozova #alina starkova #Pro darklina #Next time he takes a title for himself #It's gonna sun simp #The sun summoner and the sun simp #The shadow summoner and the shadow simp #Darkles sparkles #Darklina #Summary of post: aleksander keeps pining Alina down with his hips

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makedonsgriva · 4 months ago

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“If‌ ‌I‌ ‌could,‌ ‌I‌ ‌would‌ ‌have‌ ‌you‌ ‌use‌ ‌me‌ ‌as‌ ‌your‌ ‌stepping‌ ‌stone,‌ ‌the‌ ‌bridge‌ ‌you‌ ‌take‌ ‌apart‌ ‌after‌ ‌crossing,‌ ‌the‌ ‌corpse‌ ‌bones‌ ‌you‌ ‌need‌ ‌to‌ ‌trample‌ ‌to‌ ‌climb‌ ‌up,‌ ‌the‌ ‌sinner‌ ‌who‌ ‌deserved‌ ‌the‌ ‌butchering‌ ‌of‌ ‌a‌ ‌million‌ ‌knives.‌ ‌But‌ ‌I‌ ‌know‌ ‌you‌ ‌wouldn’t‌ ‌allow‌ ‌it.”‌ ‌ ‌