#metaphorical dick

[foxyatlas]

Writing job applications = fellatio practice. No I will not be explaining myself.

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Dick starts writing letters to leave at the apartment Jason used to live in with his mom. The apartment set to be demolished along with the entire building during the next month.

It’s supposed to be cathartic, according to Dinah. A method to come to terms with all the things Dick never got to say. With the fact that he lost another member of his family. And the fact that he’ll never get to talk to them ever again.

He has one month to say goodbye. One month that he never got with the actual Jason.

It’s stupid. And it’s even more stupid because it works.

And then someone starts writing back.

[pokeberry5]

something like tim convinces himself that robin has to be a Boy™ and then steph becomes robin and shatters that conviction and all his repressed gender feelings come spilling out, but actually letting go of that conviction isn’t all that easy

if there's no homoerotic tension between you and the manifestation of your alter-ego that you’ve constructed in your mind, do you really have identity issues?

closeups + refs (leyendecker) + bonus:

[hellinglaozu]

The problem with being a gay who can do math is that your brain starts mathing the math

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

beating down the situationally inappropriate gay thoughts violently with a stick.

[ids in alt]

[mysterycitrus]

tim drake college fic — back in action

[danvssomethingorother]

I don’t think fans get how much Dick means to Bruce. I say he is Bruce’s favorite not because he doesn’t love the others, it’s because what Dick and his version of Robin symbolizes in the comics themselves.

He is the dawn after a long dark night. That’s why his outfit has always been bright?

Dick is literally Bruce’s foil. He is everything Bruce wanted for himself but freely gives to the only source of light in his life.

Alfred is important sure but you know who is always picking Bruce off the ground when he fails? Dick Grayson. And Bruce may fumble but by god he is always the first there when something happens to Dick (I didn’t say he made things better, just that it is clear he is trying to repay the devotion Dick has always gave him).

Bruce can not imagine his life without his oldest. It is a super toxic relationship and no this is not what a parent child relationship should be but for what it’s worth, even at this relationships most dysfunctional, it does work. When they come together they are unstoppable.

[shortbreadly]

YOU MEAN THIS IS THE STOLITZ KISS WE GET AFTER TWO YEARS? DURING A SONG WHERE STOLAS IS TRASH TALKING BLITZO?

[vechter]

descended from dreamers, li-young lee // new titans (1988) #61 // nightwing (1996) #35 // drafts, ohevoyev // nightwing (2011) #30 // the last days of judas iscariot, stephen adly guirgis // sacrifice of isaac, caravaggio // vaulter (2x02), succession // new titans #57 (1989) // batman: gotham knights (2000) #17 // unknown // black canary (1993) #10 // on perplexity: chrysanthemum, richard siken // new titans #57 (1989) // and my father's love was nothing next to god's will, amatullah bourdon // batman (1940) #605 // the last days of judas iscariot, stephen adly guirgis

dick & bruce + if you love somebody, they turn into a god

[kriffin-ink]

Age chart for Dickie

[foxyatlas]

Writing job applications = fellatio practice. No I will not be explaining myself.

[ghost-bxrd]

See No Evil [1/4]

do you remember the things you said? do you remember the letters that i sent? do you read them before you sleep? do you stay up thinking of me? do you remember the look in my eyes? when i told you that i couldn’t breathe… when you think of me, do you cry? cause i can’t hardly speak…

— do you remember? by Lil Bo Weep

[sunnysssol]

who in hetalia objectively has the biggest dick

[batfam-belfry]

Being Batman is tough, sure, but the worst part is the CAPE oml

[buff-muffin]

ASL thoughts and head canons.

1. Sabo’s missing tooth he had as a kid didn’t actually fall out. He chipped it back when he was still living with his family. And his parents thinking that made him look disgusting and rowdy had the rest of the tooth removed before his adult tooth was even remotely ready to move in. Thus there was a gap in his teeth for ages. It started growing in when Sabo set sail.

2. Luffy loved using Ace’s freckles as a dot to dot. Both brothers heavily think he doesn’t have a fucking clue what animals he’s trying to conjure and Ace is getting sick of having to fight him tooth and nail every time Luffy finds a marker

3. In his early days of friendship with Ace. Sabo refused to believe that he could eat an entire bear by himself. He thought Ace was exaggerating like when someone says “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” yet when he saw it with his own eyes he was horrified. Ace was also confused why Sabo didn’t want a bear to himself. But didn’t complain. Hunting one bear for the both of them and fighting over it was pretty fun. And scavenging berries for a desert never bothered them.

4. Sabo grew his hair out while he was a run away. He hated how it looked buzzed. And while he probably didn’t let it get any longer then his brother’s he loved the freedom. His mother cut his hair the second he was taken back home

5. Ace and Sabo hadn’t thought twice about bugs. Ace saw them as pests like the moths that would huddle around the candle light and Sabo was taught that they were gross. Luffy on the other hand adored them. He showed them bug fighting and showed them all sorts of cool and pretty bugs. He would also put beetles in his brothers’ shoes for fun but in the end they had come out of it for a new respect for bugs and a little bit more love-hate for Luffy.

6. Sabo tried to tell his adopted brother about his real brothers but he refused to believe Sabo was telling the truth. I mean beating up a giant tiger in the woods? Being made of rubber? Being able to eat 5 times their body weight in a matter of minutes? He thought Sabo was loony.

7. When taken back to his parents, Sabo refused to eat with his brother. Sharing a meal with someone made you friends and sharing a cup of sake made you brothers. And he wanted nothing to do with him.

8. Sabo was Dadans favourite. At first. Originally Sabo was… as well behaved as he was going to be around his brothers because that need to respect authority was so engrained in him. Though as he grew more comfortable with Dadan and trusting she really wasn’t going to kick him out other dumb things. He started joining in on the bullying Dadan band wagon. And she hated them all equally again.

9. Luffy and Ace find it absolutely hilarious how bad Sabo would get sun burnt in the summer. They would chase him around trying to slap him for hours. Dadan taught him how to make a remedy and over the years he gained a tan and freckles that he knew would have his bio dad blow a fuse.

10. Luffy always wants to be in fights of strength with his brothers to prove he’s strong. You know, arm wrestling. That weird thing were you put your feet together and push with all you’re might. And of course rough housing. But in the super early years of being a rubber man that was impossible cause his body would just. Bend. Arm wrestling? Womp womp no elbow for you. Foot wrestle? His legs fold like a piece of paper. He was humiliated and his face was bright red every time Ace and Sabo would laugh.

11. One of the best training methods the brothers had found for Luffy was actually made as a joke. Still completely pathetic at landing a damn punch Sabo jokingly said he should train by trying to catch bugs by stretching your arms. And after a lot of frustrated afternoons his aim did improve an alarming amount. Luffy to this day continues to train that way and he always thinks of Sabo when he does.

12. They never finished that bottle of sake they stole from Dadan. At the time they all thought the drink was absolutely putrid though drank their cups if it meant they were brothers. The bottle is still in the treehouse. Even after everything. It’s completely oxidised but the smell keeps animal from making their treehouse a nest so Ace and Luffy never minded all that much.

[dykedvonte]

Jimmy killing himself because he knows he is incapable of living an life without Curly and knows that in the miracle chance they were found and saved they would not let him have contact with Curly and he hates the idea he'd actually have to take responsibility.

Even if he lied, its only a matter of time before Curly is capable of showing or telling what a monster he really is, no matter what delusions tell Jimmy Curly would never do that to him.

He understands that he was the monster in everyone's worse moments but refused to accept that at the end. So he made sure that he died without the possibility of it being actualized as he's the only one that saw death as an escape rather than a release. Jimmy truly didn't believe Curly had anything to escape from even after everything and let him have what he perceived as glory as the sole survivor and thus Captain of the Tulpar.