#mentioned kammy

[angelxd-3303]

Bowser: Maybe if I practice my proposal with a human, it'll sound better!

Kamek: Say no more, sire! *Presents Luigi*

Luigi: 🥺

Bowser: wait hold on a sec

Kamek: *whispers* I knew it! Kammy owes me so many coins!

[mefiman]

I wrote this at the Bowuigi Discord earlier today but I wanted to post it here as my second contribution to the Bowuigi fandom. I edited some part from my Discord post.

Alright.

Here it is.

Idea came from this:

Mario, Toad and Donkey Kong trying to sabotage Bowser's romantic advances towards Luigi after they discovered the latter two became an item.

Every attempt ended up backfiring in their faces, Bowser counter attacking/giving payback either by himself or Kamek, Kammy, his kids and minions hiding from a distance. All the while Luigi is blissfully unaware of the whole shenanigans behind his back.

The couple became closer much to Mario's dismay.

Bonus: Mario, Toad and DK singing the last parts of the Can You Feel The Love Tonight" while watching Bowser and Luigi passionately kiss and make out XDDD

Toad: And if he falls in love tonight...

DK: It can be assumed...

(Mario sniffing)

Mario: His hero days... with me is history... In short... my bro.... is doomed...

He bawled his eyes out XD

THE END

Dedicated to all Bowuigi fans especially those who love the trope of "Mario not being homophobic, he's just Bowserphobic!" hehehe XDDD

Every Bowuigi fan is welcome to expand this idea or add some suggestions to make this post better!

Edit: I added Toad because he's Mario's best friend ^^

[cherryfennec]

'Lovers, brothers, killers.'

Aka the "Bad End Trio", [REDESIGN]

aka firefly vs gothic lady vs homeless man

I know there's no way for them to ever canonically interact so it's a good thing I'm an artist and can just

I should probably mention that my Paper Mario and TTYD knowledge consists of:

Paper Mario: the opening cutscene, the vulture fight you can skip by saying you're Luigi, Parakarry, Luigi's diary, the name Goombario, Star Spirits(?), Kammy

TTYD: Hooktail, Luigi's Adventure, the look of the final fight, Koops, Doo_liss, Peach talks to a computer, Vivian, Bowser's there (???)

With that being said, In the theoretical scenario where they met though I'd say:

SQ Peach would have Bowser wrapped around her little finger, it didn't need much convincing he's just like that.

Bowser would try to imitate the smoke from Peaches cigarette to try to impress her, making rings and stuff.

While she doesn't care about these antics she'll sometimes show fake gratitude so he doesn't turn against her. It's good to have allies, especially above average ones.

In the beginning they both thought the little guy was pathetic and while Bowser stayed in his egoistic mindset Peach soon realised that while she could beat The Koopa King, she would not win in a fight with CH Luigi. After that realisation her attitude towards him didn't change (not to raise suspicion) but she knows to keep distance just in case.

At some point she might've tried to manipulate him to her side as well but while he does look silly he isn't stupid.

One day Luigi will be friendly and jolly, the other cunning and mischievous. It's tough having two personalities. Same with Peach, power hungry and egoistic yet dainty and a flower fan. Bowser's the only one who is just plainly a brute with short temper that will do anything to get his way.

In summary: Bowser only wants Peaches attention (thinks he can gain it with power) and doesn't care about the runt unless he annoys him, SQ Peach knows that Bowser will do anything for her and takes advantage of it while also trying her best to play around the other nuisance to her benefit, CH Luigi does whatever he wants because he knows they cant do anything to stop him in the end and Mario is living his fever dream.

I could probably think of more ideas but then this post would be much, much longer. So yeah I redesigned them slightly for funsies and while working on the art I've also came up with some dynamics that I wanted to share. It's a little different from my usual stuff ,as I mostly try to stay relatively close to the canon, but I had fun with coming up with these!

[mamadkhalik]

Kingdom of Allah

Dari sini, aku ingin mengazamkan diri untuk membagikan insight dari buku “30 nights make it closser” dari @quranreview.

Selain untuk mengikat ilmu, harapanya dengan challenge ini dapat menjadi alasan untuk tetap dekat dengan Al-Quran dan menjadi hujjah di hari akhir kelak.

Kita mulai dari ayat pertama :

Allah mention kata Al-Mulk yang diawali dengan tabarak. Kata ini berasal dari kata Barakah. Kalau versi Imam Al-Alusi, Barakah itu tenang, stabil, tumbuh, dan bertambah. (Buku 30 nights make it closser hal - 16)

Petang tadi, sempat berdiskusi dengan adik-adik perihal masalah dakwah. Kita berdiskusi panjang lebar, mencari titik temu, dan akhirnya menyepakati solusi.

Ketika aku membaca ayat ini, aku merasa tenang. Kita sudah berikhtiar semampunya. Selanjutnya kita pasrahkan semua kepada Allah.

Meski kita hidup di Negara wkwkland, fufufafaland, wakanda, atau sebutan apapun yang mengarah kepada pesimisme, yakinlah sebagai seorang beriman, kita hidup di kerajaaNya Allah.

Kalau kita berdakwah untukNya, insyaAllah akan dimudahkan olehNya juga.

Kalau kok ada yang merasa tidak tenang, nggak nyaman, berarti belum benar-benar sadar bahwa sedang tinggal di area kerajaanya Allah. (Buku 30 nights make it closser hal - 21)

Semoga Allah mudahkan.

Surakarta, 05 November 2024

Menuju Dauroh Marhalah 1 KAMMI UNS.

Tadabbur Al-Mulk : 01, Buku "30 Nights Make It Closser" by Quranreview

[high-fantasy-sw]

I need to know EVERYTHING about Kaminoan magic.

If I kill the entire race, will their undersea city sink and the barrier give way? And is their magic like the Force, i.e. a muscle that they can't constantly use or they tire out and they have to put conscious effort to use? Or are they set apart from their magic in some way?

You mention a lot about their lamps being lit by their magic. Are there particular Kaminoan personnel for such jobs? Or is this something any Kaminoan can do?

Basically, how does their magic work?

Also, I'd love it if you could go further into Artificial Magic and True Magic. Which one are the Kammies more heavily reliant on?

OHOHO KAMINOAN MAGIC LET'S GO

Kaminoans are masters of alchemy- they've perfected false magic to the degree that to the undiscerning person it would look almost like True Magic. Their entire civilization is reliant on it- it keeps their barrier erected, powers their life-sustaining faculties (food, fresh water, heat and light, oxygen cycle, et cetera), and provides for them in quite literally every way. They physically could not survive without their alchemy.

The Undersea Barrier is kept sturdy by an enchantment placed upon a pendant worn by the current Prime Minister and passed down through the ages. Every so often, the enchantment does have to be renewed, but other than that, as long as this pendant (and thus, the enchantment it carries) is kept intact, Kamino Fortress is safe- and, even were it to be destroyed, the enchantment is cast so that the barrier would crumble slowly enough for any survivors to escape. (This is how Clone Force 99 is able to escape with their lives when the destruction of Kamino does eventually occur.) So, no, you wouldn't have to kill the entire race. You'd only have to capture the Prime Minister, and destroy the pendant, and wait.

Since Kaminoan magic is all alchemy, and none of it is innate (and, by the by, this is partially what separates True Magic from Artifical Magic), all that is required for life in Kamino to continue is that they are constantly supplied with enough supplies to continue spellcasting. They need enough ingredients to create their elixirs, they need enough physical objects to enchant, they need enough of Jango Fett's genetic material to continue producing Clones, et cetera.

Every Kaminoan is taught the basics of alchemy from a young age, though an individual's aptitude for it does vary. The most powerful alchemist of a generation serves as Prime Minister, and serves for life. However, there are many subdivisions of Kaminoan alchemists, including but not limited to: Herbalists, Fortress Maintenance (though the barrier protects from the waters around the fortress, the structure itself does need to be maintained to prevent it from falling into disrepair), Elixir-Chemists, designated Minders (for young Clones), Physicians, and others. To answer your questions specifically, I'd say that lantern-keepers would fall under the Fortress Maintenance branch. Nala Se (die) would be Head Alchemist of the Medical Division, so, yeah, still Chief Medical Scientist, just with a more fantasy-esque title.

(On a side note: Kaminoan medicine, because of their knowledge of the human body and alchemy in general, is far more advanced than the general science of the world above. It's much closer to what we'd consider modern medicine, while many in the Archipelago are still talking about phrenology and the four humors. The only group that could be truly said to rival their science is, in fact, the Jedi; however, much of their medicine is facilitated by the True Magic of the Force, and therefore many of the common people of the Archipelago don't understand it, and the Kaminoans themselves hold it almost in contempt, passing it off merely as miracle cures and not true medicine.)

You are NEVER pestering me, feel free to send in as many questions as you want, and if you want me to go into more detail about anything, PLEASE let me know and I will GLADLY answer!!

[crookednachogalaxy]

i absolutely love the versatility that kamek has as a character when it comes to bowuigi, you could have this koopa be part of literally ANYTHING and it would work like???

make him the number 1 most bowuigi-phobic person, the range goes from YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY BABY to genuinely evil, maybe homophobic, set-on-conquering-the-world-through-bowser.

or have him be the number 1 bowuigi fan, probably president of their fanclub, gushing to kammy about how finally his majesty has found someone for himself!, to the point he's glowering down on the princess when she tries to express doubt because he's not gonna allow anyone to mess with bowser's happiness.

you could have him hiding in bushes with mario to spy on their date just as much as you could have him plotting against said date in the first place. i love him so much for it.

ultimately tho, i am very fond of the notion that luigi, over time, becomes one of kamek's favourite people in the world. regardless of whether kamek needs time to warm up to luigi or if he's been secretly fond the whole time. i can absolutely see them developing an unlikely and deep friendship/companionship with one another, brought about by tea and biscuits that luigi brought to his study unprompted because kamek has been holing himself up in magic research.

i can see kamek approaching luigi after he had a fight with bowser, trying to convince him that the king is a good person and he'll come around, only to be shocked when luigi assures him he had no plans of leaving despite the anger he feels in the moment.

i can see them staying up late into the night, luigi's natural curiosity about magic mixed with kamek's love of teaching making for long and improvised lessons, both learning more about the topics spoken about and each other, how they tick and think.

i can see them forming an almost father-son bond, similar to how i'd like to think e. gadd and luigi see one another. luigi may have accidentally called kamek 'pops', the same way bowser does in a rare, vulnerable moment, leaving the magikoopa short-circuiting on the spot. cue kamek ruminating on it the whole night before finally accepting he may have accidentally adopted a son-in-law before the "in-law" part ever came to be. afterwards, kamek slowly starts to be a bit physically affectionate with luigi, which over time becomes a natural part of their relationship.

luigi is also the type to send a card and chocolates or some sort of knick-knack to kamek on father's day, 100%. just needed to mention that.

overall, i think the two of them could have a very precious relationship with one another that i don't see explored very often. naturally, the focus lies on the actual bowuigi content, and any conflict or fluff that may arise in regards to the children and mario/peach/the mushroom kingdom. but just once i would like to see what sort of dynamic could work for luigi and kamek, how close they would be. just a thought of mine, really.

[lore-of-the-mushroom-kingdom]

The Mario Movie Is Not Canon To The Games P2

Part 1

Now for other things that are extra details that separate the movies from the games.

Toad a close friend of Peach and member of the Mushroom Council in the games has not meet Peach in the movies. Toad is also dressed more like Captain Toad which is a separate character in the games.

Super Star is treated as a rare object that must be heavily guarded in the movie. While in the games they are extremely abundant even used without a care in Party events or part of a special move in SMRPG. In addition their more Power counterparts which Bowser usually goes after are also still pretty abundant. With Power Moons which are Power Stars in another shape being extremely common. Honestly the way the Super Star is treated in the movie is more like the Star Rod.

Fire Flowers are merely touched in the movie while they are established to be eaten in games.

Mario hates mushrooms in the movie while in the games has loved them since he was little.

Mario uses a Cat Suit in the movie while he didn't get this Power-Up until the events of Super Mario 3D World.

Pauline is the mayor of New Donk City. While in the games Mario was dating Pauline and it's implied she hadn't become Mayor yet.

Kamek acts more like a yesman with Bowser never questioning him. In Bowser has been shown to question others to insure his plan goes off right, and Kamek is acting more like Kammy Koopa in the movie. Kamke isn't really a yesman and often advises Bowser, which has even lead to arguments between the 2.

Foreman Spike end sup on good terms and cheering for Mario and Luigi by the end of the movie. However, in the games Spike doesn't see Mario in a better light until after Wrecking Crew 98.

Karts in the movie are the modern karts while in the games at this point they only had pipe frame karts. The anti gravity can also go atop water in the movie unlike the games.

Rainbow Road breaks due to a Blue Shell in the movie, which never happens in game.

Speaking Blue shells. The Blue Spiked Shelled Paratroopa in the movie is not a thing in the games. In games Blue Koopa Troopas aren't the highest rank and if anything it Gold Shells would be a rank above. But regardless it's actually the Koopatrol that are the elite Koopa Troopas. Adding on to that, the Blue Shell is not a Koopa Troopa Shell in the games but rather a Spiny Shell. They also didn't look this at this point in the timeline.

Fire Donkey Kong in the movie doesn't look like his game version.

Super Bell Trees don't show up in the Mushroom Kingdom but rather the Sprixie Kingdom. The same goes for the Clear Pipes.

Peach's Castle already has a stain glass window, while in the games it's established this was added due to Bowser's constant invasions.

Toad Guards in the movies are far more effective than they are in the games.

King Boo and his Boos were probably not working for Bowser at this time and it would be until future entries would they work together. The same goes for King Bob-omb and his Bob-ombs, who also doesn't have a fuse in the games.

Dry Bones and Chain Chomps were not part of Bowser's Army in SMB and wouldn't join until SMB3.

Koopa Troopas unlike in the movie were not wielding spears and wearing armor in the early games. The majority of them were also quadrupled in the games until Super Mario World when they finally went bipedal. While in the movie they are all bipedal. The same goes for Paratroopas. Peach also mentions all turtles being evil in the movie, while this is far from the case in the games. As evident by Koopa Village which is part of the Mushroom Kingdom.

The majority of Hammer Bros. in the early games didn't have shoes early on while in the movie they do have shoes

While Shy Guys were part of Bowser's Army at this point, they were not part of the events of SMB.

Bramballs are in the Grasslands instead of Jungle Biomes.

Lakitus which are major members of Bowser's army which show up in SMB are absent from the movie. Bloopers and Cheep Cheeps some more major minions of Bowser are also absent from Bowser's army in the movie. Both of the enemies show up in SMB as well.

The Adult Penguins in the movie are closer to the size of Baby Penguins in the games. They are also inhabiting the Snow Kingdom in movie which should actually be inhabited by the Shiverians. In the games the Penguins are primarily found in around places like Cool Cool Mountain which is part of the Mushroom Kingdom and not too far away from the Grasslands.

Speaking of locations, the map from the movie looks nothing like the one from games. The continent the Mushroom Kingdom is on seems to only have Grasslands and not the Eastern or Western side of this Kingdom, places like the Beanbean Kingdom, and more on it. Which includes the Koopa Kingdom as well. It also has a different shape from the Mushroom Continent. Mario, Peach, and Toad also go to Yoshi's Island which the Bros. and Peach did not go to until the events of Super Mario World in the games. Yoshi's also seems to lack the surrounding area of Dinosaur Land, let alone isn't in the Cheep Cheep Sea which located in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Also, we see a Yoshi egg in the sewers of New York in the end credits and is implied to be Mario Buddy Yoshi. However, Mario's buddy Yoshi is the Star Child Yoshi and hatched on Yoshi's Island probably during the events of Yoshi Story. They also first met during the events of Super Mario World when Bowser trapped Yoshi and his friends in eggs probably because of an previous encounter.

So yeah, I think with all that being said it should be clear now the Movie cannot be canon to the Canon of Mario Tales.

[skulls-soul]

Sense Bowser X Luigi as well as king boo X Luigi live rent free in my brain it’s become common for me when I start thinking of one head canon for a ship I also start thinking about how that would work for the other

For this head canon Luigi has trouble sleeping  what kind of ghost hunter/ex ghost hunter a.k.a. person with crippling anxiety doesn’t?

I imagine both Bowser and king boo absolutely hate that. they hate how they see their boyfriend Luigi Wide awake some nights  they also get severely frustrated when Luigi decides to bake or do some tinkering instead of just relaxing.

So with the determination of a pack of lions hunting for a meal they both have a goal In trying to find a way to help Luigi sleep.

Bowser immediately gos to Kamek and kammy Seeing if they have any information but the only thing that they recommend is whipping up a potion for him. in all honesty bowser is not too fond of that idea he doesn’t want Luigi to become dependent on magic and he knows that if you use too much of it, it could have long-term side effects. 

So he opps out and decides to go to his children instead maybe one of them have an idea after all there’s 8 of them. Even though Bowser knew that his kids would try their best in finding a way to help Luigi fell asleep he didn’t expect his kids to be so enthusiastic about it although it’s not all that surprising they’ve learned to care for him almost just as much as Bowser did.

By the end of the entire conversation there was one option that stood out to Bowser from the rest and that was compression therapy it was suggested by one of his oldest.  It’s one of the few options that didn’t seem too far-fetched. listen his kids were enthusiastic but not exactly the smartest bunch he realize that soon after Morty suggest just knocking him out with violence.

Either way one night when Bowser was heading to bed he quite literally had to drag Luigi out of the garage from whatever he was working on this time.  Before cuddling up in the bed Bowser mentions how he wants to try something new and that to tell him if it’s uncomfortable

You see, when they usually cuddle Bowser is very aware of his size so he just usually curls up next to Luigi or Luigi is the one who’s plopped on top of him not to say that Bowser‘s gonna plop his entire weight on top of Luigi no I imagine Bowser putting an arm on Luigi or head head is more than enough weight

Luigi was a little bit surprised by this but it was pleasant nonetheless he half jokingly asks Bowser if he’s trying to trap him to go to sleepbut when bowser didn’t respond his joking tone left as he ask’s again

As for king boo technically he could also do that although I don’t know if that’s quite possible sense you know… He’s a ghost

king boo has a different way of getting Luigi to fall asleep because seeing his boyfriend quite literally staying awake around the same time that him and his boos are is a bit concerning and what’s even more concerning is when he doesn’t even sleep through the morning he just stays awake maybe he’ll take a nap but it lasts like an hour or two and then he’s back up and at it

I really like the idea of king boo liking to garden it was in one of the fan fictions that I read in where he has a garden because he wants to prove to himself that he can keep something alive and that not everything he hast to do hast to deal with death. I love that concept so it must be added to more

With that being said King boo takes out A book about teas and the plants that are used to make them. He ended up making a combination of lemon balm and chamomile using honey and a bit of cream. since he knows that Luigi prefers his tea to be on the sweeter side just like his coffee.

When Luigi was first offered the tea by king boo Luigi was drying his dishes he knows he could leave it for tomorrow but since he has the time now he decided to just go on right ahead since what else would he be doing it to in the morning. luigi wasn’t surprised by the cup since this isn’t The first time that he’s received tea from him but he slightly confused by the sudden appearance it wasn’t until King Boo explained that he made this cup especially for him, to help him sleep is what surprised the fact that his partner made it specifically with him in mind made his heart flutter 

Luigi was touched by this  A big smile grows upon his face as he lets go of the dish that he was drying place his hands on the cheeks of king boo squishing the king face as he plants a kiss on his lips. it was over before King Boo could finish processing what was happening and by the time he did Luigi took the mug out of his nubbed hand taking a hefty sip with a satisfied sigh he thanks him.

Luigi and king boo decide to watch a movie as they wait to see if the tea’s purpose works. When it reached 30 minutes in King boo started to worry on whether or not if he messed up the ingredients but after 15 more minutes his attention is pulled away from the TV by The small sound of their boyfriend snoring 

King boo very carefully picks up Luigi to take him out of the screening room and into the bedroom  to let him sleep the last few hours of the night and the first few hours of the morning away



(bonus: bowser also finds out that humming helps Luigi fall asleep, king boo finds out that surrounding Luigi with pillows and blankets help out)



[hiveswap]

I've been liveblogging this game for days have i mentioned the llama. Her name is Kammy and she likes wires

[howlingday]

How much do you think Bowser has at a chance of taking over rement? I'm gonna be honest I have no faith.

Well, Bowser alone fought through an army to get his army back, and is a constant threat to the Mushroom Kingdom. Honestly, I'd be surprised if he WASN'T a threat to Remnant.

His army and traps, while simple to defeat, can also be annoyingly persistent and trip up anyone who isn't careful. Not to mention the magic he has access to with Kamek, Kammy, and the Magikoopas.

Could Bowser take over Remnant? I think he could, but I could also see it not be a long reign. The one week sixth Kingdom.

[itschrisboys]

did anyone say, SUPER MARIO HEADCANONS?

also i just noticed i have polls now

wario's real name is wallace. people started calling him wario as a joke after realizing how much he resembled mario. wallace was super annoyed at first, but now he's mildly amused by the whole thing.

likewise, waluigi's real name is michael. when wario first mentioned he had a younger twin, people started joking that his brother's name was waluigi. michael found it pretty funny from the get-go, and started leaning into the joke.

super crowns are used as a symbol of status in the mario universe. because of this, the royalty only appear human while wearing their crowns. peach is actually a toad, daisy is actually a piranha plant, and rosalina is actually a luma.

bowser and bowser junior are a subspecies of koopa known as a fire koopa. while rare, fire koopas aren't exclusively nobles/royalty, and vice versa.

bowser junior was conceived from a one night stand, and left on the castle doorstep in the middle of the night. a dna test confirmed he was bowser's kid, but they couldn't find his biological mother.

the koopalings aren't legally bowser's children, but he's basically adopted them anyway. most of them come from rough homes, and the others dont come from homes at all. bowser looked at these struggling kids, and his fatherly instincts kicked in and he essentially said "mine now"

the "stork" isn't actually how babies are conceived in the mushroom kingdom, it's just an adoption service.

mario and luigi were born in the mushroom kingdom. their (adoptive) parents (born in italy) took them to brooklyn after the shroob invasion, and they grew up not knowing about the mushroom kingdom. they only found out their origins upon coming to the mushroom kingdom years later, and being recognized by their old babysitter, toadsworth.

mario and luigi's birth parents were from new donk city.

mario's favorite food is spaghetti, and luigi teases him relentlessly for being an italian stereotype.

peach is actually closeted aroace. she's a very physically affectionate person (ie cheek kisses and hugs), and bakes cakes for her friends a lot. she didn't realize that that accidentally sent romantic signals to mario until much later, and has no idea how to clear things up without outing herself (she's not ready to come out yet) now that everyone seems to think they're an item.

peach almost ditching mario on the moon was due to the fact that she was panicking about potentially being outed, and therefore didn't realize he wasn't on the ship (she didn't find out she almost left mario there until later, and she profusely apologized when he told her)

bowser's parents died when he was really young (like, infant young), and he was raised by kammy and kamek. he refers to them as his parents sometimes.

likewise, peach was raised by toadsworth.

peach is actually the queen of the mushroom kingdom, but she likes the alliteration of "princess peach", so she uses that as her title.

rosalina still refers to herself as a princess because she hasn't finished grieving for her mother yet, and doesn't want to feel like she's replacing her.

unlike the other royalty, daisy's parents are alive and well, which is why she still has the title of princess.

kammy and kamek are in a long-term queerplatonic relationship.

mario doesn't start dating pauline until after peach eventually comes out of the closet.

luigi is crushing super hard on prince peasley, but he's too awkward to say anything, and peasley has some self esteem issues that lead him to believe that luigi is only fawning over him because he's the prince, so doesn't realize luigi has a crush. mario keeps trying to matchmake the two, and is super frustrated that none of his attempts are working, despite that fact that they're obviously into each other

wario and waluigi care about each other a lot, but that doesn't stop them from having some extreme sibling rivalry. they would absolutely beat the shit out of each other for the last cookie, then be chilling and watching tv together not 10 minutes later. the cain instinct is strong with these two.

not too long after the incident on the moon, daisy decides she's had enough of bowsers shit, and beats him up while still wearing a dress and high heels. bowser stops going after peach, but its not so much because he's scared of daisy so much as it is that he's incredibly impressed by her and wants to get on her good side because he may or may not have developed a crush.

bowser and daisy do eventually start dating.

[beardedmrbean]

[Huey Zoomer Anon]

You know about that healthcare ceo with everyone celebrating…why no one talking about the career politicians who cause huge hand in the mess the health system is in?

These people are the ones who leave through the overdrugging of boys with “adhd” meds because the federal funded public education system saw them as defective girls? Right? Riiiiight?

Another tangent, this clip…. https://youtu.be/9yoVG4ZIu2o?si=R4uV63yYnBucjyeO

HOLY FUCK, we spent GENERATIONS under the policies that Kamala and Hillary approved or supported

Not to mention Kamala was the super crooked cop bitch 9000 back in her heydays

And well…America…the overspending on celebrities….who we came to loathe especially after 2016…

“Wow thanks for standing up to those super predators after they were exposed…even those we had clues especially when the aftermath of sexual abuse became well known to the public and look back at how many golden age stars (especially the child ones) went ‘insane’!”

And this AD….DID FUCKING TUMBLR MAKE IT?!

https://youtu.be/OJbIMF8dTVA?si=dHD0fgSyLBuqUep_

No no I’m the autistic who have no self awareness in society. Not the marketing campaign for a presidential candidate right? 🥴

You know about that healthcare ceo with everyone celebrating…why no one talking about the career politicians who cause huge hand in the mess the health system is in? These people are the ones who leave through the overdrugging of boys with “adhd” meds because the federal funded public education system saw them as defective girls? Right? Riiiiight?

The whole thing is confusing me with the guy and the response, not like it's going to get the shareholders in the company to change their votes, they'll just hire another one and probably make private security part of the compensation package which will wind up being a bigger expense for the company which will get passed on to the ratepayers.

Folks seem to be able to grasp that concept when it's tariffs but not when it's minimum wage increases or things like this.

That and yes government interference has really screwed things up, haven't seen anything about the whole thing trump pushed through where hospitals need to get you a price before they actually render a service, let me shop for the place that has a better price before I get my knee surgery please.

Let me know that you're charging $14 for that little bar of soap before I open the package.

Think it was probably on the list of executive orders the biden killed his first day in office, same with the $5 insulin thing, or however much it was.

Tangent

I don't know anything about her so I can't speak to that, but nobody is qualified to be President so she's totally wrong there.

Job is too unique and fluid for anyone to actually be qualified to do it, depending on how involved you were being VP might help, but it's all a shot in the dark there.

HOLY FUCK, we spent GENERATIONS under the policies that Kamala and Hillary approved or supported Not to mention Kamala was the super crooked cop bitch 9000 back in her heydays And well…America…the overspending on celebrities….who we came to loathe especially after 2016…

Whole thing is just a massive mess, as a bonus though it did allow the state of CA to clean out it's stagnate seats in the US Senate and then some, managed to dislodge 2 of the states reps in the house as a result of the senate thing too (schiff was the least awful of the 3 so if it had to be anyone it's good it's him) be funny as hell if she tries to run for her old seat again.

“Wow thanks for standing up to those super predators after they were exposed…even those we had clues especially when the aftermath of sexual abuse became well known to the public and look back at how many golden age stars (especially the child ones) went ‘insane’!”

Kammy stood up to them by locking them up for weed an hillary had a bottle of hot sauce in her $15,000 handbag so who, I forget where I was going with this but they both suck ass.

And this AD….DID FUCKING TUMBLR MAKE IT?!

White dudes, are you tired of being blamed for everything wrong in the world even though you're one of the good™ whites™

It's not a tumblr thing, they actually present a world in which white men might just not be the problem anymore and I don't think beyond a global genocide tumblr could actually reach that conclusion.

Nice how they do the thinly veiled call them racist with this one, not really though great way to get people with low self esteem to sign on to your cause.

No no I’m the autistic who have no self awareness in society. Not the marketing campaign for a presidential candidate right? 🥴

white dudes for kamala was a joke from day one anyhow, every single thing I saw from them was cringe and not the good kind of cringe you can ironically laugh at the bad kind of cringe where you wind up wincing so hard the compression from it could create diamonds.

[silly-inky]

Art class

(Booigi (king boo x Luigi) post)

(Quick note from op at the end)

I have made the headcanons before that Luigi models for Peach’s painting’s and it’s coming into play here (there are random perspective changes so I do apologize)

Anyway’s

Peach had to watch the Koopalings again as Bowser had a very important meeting to attend with both Kamek and Kammy so he needed someone to watch the kids (this is not a ship, this is purely Peach helping Bowser out because she has free time and she loves the kids)

For the most part Peach can still do her own thing while keeping an eye on the rowdy bunch, so she is able to do some painting as they play outside, as they are all outside Luigi is sat in chair opposite peach posing for her as she paints, he’s in a nice summer dress with a straw hat.

The kids wonder over one by one to ask what she and Luigi are doing and decide to start painting with Peach, she gives them all a sketch pad with some pencils and paints while Luigi takes a quick break to stretch his legs and get some food and then models for them all.

By the end of the day when bowser comes to collects the kids, they all show off their paintings of Luigi, Bowser think it would be a nice activity to join in and the kids gave it a go so if it’s something he can do to bond with his kids he’s going to do it.

The word slowly spreads of this growing art class/group within the royals, so whenever there are royal meetings or gatherings where they all come to visit Peach, after the meeting they all sit in a hall as Luigi poses for them, which is very nerve wrecking for him at first but he warms up to it as no one insults him, he gets to wear nice dresses, it’s helping with him stage fright, plus he lives to see all the paintings made of him, some being traditional, some more abstract, but in the end he’s glad that in some way he helped create those.

Now for the Booigi, King Boo gets wind of this, either through E.Gadd, or hearing it said casually at one of the races. Now King Boo being King Boo, he loves to paint, he loves Luigi, he loves to (peacefully now that him nd E.Gafd are on alright terms) terrorise Luigi, why not combine 3 of his favourite things together? So he decides to start attending his royal meetings purely so he can be in the art classes

Peach welcomes him in giving him a place to sit/float with all the equipment he needs (not what he personally uses but they will do for now, he’ll have to recommend the princess the brand he uses, or at least bring his own next time) and waits for Luigi to come in a pose.

Not to mention seeing Luigi in a dress, now that would make his day, it wasn't much of a secret he had a thing for the green plumber after all, he hasn’t really seen Luigi in anything but his overall’s before, but he’s heard from the other royalty he looks quite lovely in them, in fact sometimes Luigi would be gifted dress by the respective Kings, Queens, Princes and Princesses either to wear for the next meeting or as a gift. He heard that a few of them have even made it a competition to see who can get him the most loveliest dress. Poor Luigi loves all the new dresses but has to leave them with peach as he has no room for them at home

King Boo was pulled from his thoughts when he heard Prince Jr whisper next to him “Luigi’s coming in now, you should probably get your paints ready”. As he thanked the little Prince for the heads up he looks around to see the plumber clad in green, only he wasn't in green. Luigi entered to room and took his place in the middle of the room were he could easily be viewed by all, and what a sight he was.

(Sorry for the long description here) He had his hair up in a messy bun with a few face framing pieces falling beautifully around his face (my Luigi has long hair) and his dress was a lovely snow white, if he didn’t know any better it almost looked like a wedding dress, well he looked more like princess with the style of dress but the white immediately reminded him of a traditional wedding gown. It was floor length, and had layers of tool that made it look as if it was light as a cloud and as flowy as air, the bodice was decorated with patterns of flowers and snowflakes in intricate lace, it was off the shoulders and the sleeves were made out of the same tools used on top of the skirt. He was wearing pearls to keep it some what simple, which were also pinned in his hair. He looked breath taking to say the least.

Princess Peach stood up and began to speak “thank you again Luigi for agreeing to our model, and if I remember correctly this dress was gifted to you by King Penguin yes?”

“yes it was I and my wife that gifted it to him, when I showed her the paintings that I had made of Luigi, she insisted on having our finest seamstresses make him a dress inspired off of our kingdom” King Penguin beamed

“That’s lovely to hear, but why not blue? That’s the colour you and your people typically wear is it not?” Princess Peach asked

“It is but my wife insisted on making something that would truly stand out amongst the blue, and as nobody else had suggest a white dress for Luigi to wear she quickly had commissioned to be made for the next time I visit your kingdom Princess. She did want to accompany me but unfortunately she got a bit caught up in some personal matters *ahem* a surprise visit from her lovely sister ” He replied

“Well hopefully she can join us next time, and I must agree with her, Luigi does indeed look lovely in white” the Princess said as she tried to stifle the small laugh trying to force itself out of her from the King’s last remark

“I am happy to help Princess, and send my thanks to the Queen for those beautiful gift Penguin, and your seamstresses as well of course” Luigi spoke out, seeing Peach struggle to keep in the laugh he too was holding back

“Anyways Luigi would you like to get yourself comfortable, you are free to do any pose you’d like” Peach affirmed before re-joining the other royals and taking a seat

Luigi laid down on his side on the chaise longue, facing towards them, he had his arm resting on the arm rest of the chaise, he put on a more still face that way it wouldn’t be hard to keep pulling the same expression, he decided to look around the room to find somewhere to rest his eyes on, and that’s when he made eye contact with King Boo

He was utterly entranced with Luigi, and when Luigi looked at him he had to fight away his boo urge to cover he eyes from embarrassment. Luigi just looked.. well gorgeous would be an understatement, he could feel his dead heart beat in his chest and his face flush as he saw a sly smirk cross Luigi’s face before it returned to its neutral look it had before, but it looked like Luigi had decided to rest his eyes for the hour long class.

As the class ended Luigi got up to stretch and talk with his friends before making his way over to the ghostly King who was busy cleaning up his supplies in a flustered rush, to only then be started by a tap on his shoulder

He looked down to see Luigi smiling in that beautiful white dress staring straight up at him

“ hey KB, did you enjoy your time here today? You look awfully flushed” Luigi teased

“ I did, not my preferred brand of paint but it will do for now, I’m fine I’ve just got ghost fever” the King lied

“Ghost fever huh? Well that’s too bad does that mean you can’t stick around for about longer? Peach has made cakes and biscuits for all of us, I’d really like you to stay but if you have to go it’s fine..” Luigi out on a fake disappointed tone, but nonetheless the King fell for it

“Well it’s not to bad! Just made me a bit flushed is all, I can stick around if you want, I’m in no rush” King Boo sputtered out trying to keep a calm tone but his mind was racing just a a bit to fast for him to catch up with

“Oh that would be amazing! Thank you so much” Luigi said as he returned to his usual cheery tone as he hugged the Boo’s arm

“Oh don’t thank me it’s nothing, plus I still sort of have to make it up to you after the whole peace thingy I made with E.Gadd” King Boo said, trying to play it off, he couldn’t help the look of destabilise on his face though when he manticores E.Gadd

“Well that goes both ways, I need to apologise too, I never meant to get your boo’s involved” Luigi said with a smile

“You were doing what you thought was the only thing you could do, I don’t really blame you for that. Anyway’s we can talk about that later, let’s not sour the mood” He replied

“Fair enough, though I have to ask, what do you think of my dress?” Luigi implored before stepping back and doing a little twirl for the Boo

“ You -IT looks amazing! It looks beautiful” The King tensed

“Do you think I pull it off? I’m not sure if white is really my colour” Luigi Pressed

“You look good” is what he said but what he actually wanted to say was “you look breath taking, I wasn’t aware anyone could look this handsome and beautiful at the same time” oh how nerves can get to a person

“Well I’m glad, it looks like the others are ready to go, you all packed up?” Luigi asked as he gazed around the room

“Yep all ready to go” King Boo said as he left his paint brushes to dry

“ come on then, oh and one more thing before I forget” Luigi stopped halfway to the door

“And what is that” King Boo quizzed with a small roll of the eyes and a questioning smirk

“Will you be joking us next time? Daisy gifted me a lovely sundress to wear for the next meeting” Luigi grinned as he turned around to face him

“Uh- yeah of course, I have to do kingly stuff now like attend meetings and such” King Boo said as a slight to it of purpled kissed his cheeks as he turned his head away

“Ah right, Kingly things, we’ll I look forward to seeing you a bit more often then, now come on” Luigi said as he turned around with a bit of blush made its way onto his own cheeks

….

Yeah I got a bit carried away I’m so sorry, sorry if the change in perspective was a bit confusing, but I hope you liked it!

I’m going to be posting a few of these Booigi prompts/ headcanons here as per the request of Skully, they are free to use/ to be added to. As much as I’d like to write these down in more detail for you all, I’m not as committed to writing stories as some of the other creators. I will still try and write a few of them but for now I’m leaving them here, free for anyone to use, and of course they can be converted into any ship your prefer (e.g. Bowser x Luigi, Mario x Peach, Luigi x Daisy ext…)but for now it’s written with my personal headcanons and from the viewpoint of booigi (king boo x Luigi)

@skulls-soul eat up

[itsamenickname]

You know, I don't think that there's enough discussion on the possible relationship dynamic between Kammy and Luigi when it comes to Bowuigi.

Now don't get me wrong, while exploring Kamek and Luigi's relationship makes perfect sense (since Kamek's the one who raised Bowser and all (not to mention that he shows up in a lot more Mario games than Kammy)), I feel like Kammy is a really underrated Mario character and I can totally see her as either being Bowuigi's #1 supporter (which is what I'm personally leaning towards) or have her be the one who's really protective over Bowser instead of Kamek (or they can both be protective over Bowser, but Kammy would be much more protective than Kamek).

[dragon-fly34]

Here I present one of Koopa Kingdom's threats: Layla Koopa.

From a simple famous singer, this woman managed to become a great asset to the Koopas.

A few more facts about her (and how she became this monster):

-> Layla Koopa was born into a rich family, at that time her family made an alliance with Morton's father, both parents were great friends of the king. As a result, Morton and Layla were close friends, but Layla had a love interest in Morton, but he only thought of her as a friend.

-> As already mentioned, Layla was a singer, from the age of 16 to 30, she sang in bars across the kingdom, people loved her voice and how she put on a show in those bars. Now these are just old memories that she has and few remember.

-> By the way, Layla has an older sister! I haven't put her name yet, but I imagine something really cool, and there’s also her father, he was a very old friend of Morton's father :D

I imagine that Layla's sister owns their father's business (because her younger sister became a killer and such), so now that Bowser is king, she still runs the business and has her own family and various things.

-> Layla was possessively jealous of some of Morton's friends (he made more friends with princesses than princes), she felt that princesses took advantage of him because he was a Koopa prince or something like that. But the worst happened when he met Beatrice, the girl soon became her enemy because she was a princess and worse, the two were in love with each other.

Due to all this jealousy, the young woman stole Kammy's wand to try to kill Beatrice, but the first attempt went wrong, but after they found out about the attempted murder, Layla ran away and they never heard from her again, but the imaginable happened.

When Bowser was 2 years old, Layla returned to the kingdom to take revenge on Beatrice, but she discovered several things: That Morton and Beatrice joined the kingdoms, that they had gotten married, that Beatrice had Bowser. But the most important detail, that Morton and Beatrice were fighting a lot. Layla took this opportunity to try to kill Beatrice, but she not only killed the queen, but Morton and 98% of the Magikoopa race.

In the written text I wrote to talk about how Bowser's parents died, I said they were idiots, well that's another part of the story: Layla hypothesized some koopas to help with her plan, after the event, none of these koopas didn’t remember what happened and Layla ran away (again).

-> Now that Bowser is king, Layla kind of came back and remembered Bowser, she thinks that Bowser is a mistake, because he is the result of Morton and Beatrice's relationship, something she never approved of.

-> I like to think that Layla misses her father and her sister, besides becoming this "killer", she loved her family very much, I also imagine that Layla's sister also misses her and sometimes she thinks "Why Did my sister have to be so jealous?" or something like that :c

-> Layla's dress symbolizes all her envy, I almost never see anyone from Bowser's family who wears purple (only Kammy of course), and as Kammy was also a villain, I wanted to add purple details to her outfit and blood to add terror.

Well, if you've read this far, thank you very much, she will be a very important character in my comic series "the mystery of the royal family", so I stayed focused, bye :w

[dracothedeatheatingcupcake-ao3]

Hey all! This is something that I'm attaching to my Bowuigi fic, Luigi and the Beast, so it won't make much sense if you've not read that story, ha. It's the ages of all the characters in the fic, since I'm weirdly focused on that kind of thing. I'll put it under a read more to not clog up dashes. :-)

Luigi and the beast ages:

Luigi: 33 (and a half, ha)

Mario: 36

Peach: 27-28-ish

The rest of the ages are equivalent ages, since in this AU, koopas age slower than humans. So, for example, while Junior may be ten years old, he’s the equivalent age of a six to seven year old, which is the age I’m putting here. Same with the others, including Bowser. 

EDIT: I forgot to mention, I also added the real ages for the Koopalings and Junior, since their actual ages might play a role later on in the story, maybe. So, that's why I have ages in the parentheses.

Bowser: 38-ish. Bowser’s age was the hardest for me to determine, since I had wanted him to be young and hotheaded when he was first imprisoned, but also at least a few years older than Luigi during the story. I think this works out well for both? At least, well enough.

Ludwig: 17 (25-ish) 

Roy: 15 (22-ish)

Lemmy: 13 (18-ish) 

Iggy: 13

Wendy: 12 (16-ish) 

Morton: 10 (13-ish)

Larry: 8 (like… 11-12-ish)

Junior: 6-ish (10-ish)

I wasn’t sure what the canon age order for the Koopalings is, since from what I can tell, it’s not really discussed in the games. I decided to go with this order, just since it makes more sense to me. 

Shelldon: 60-70

Koopella: 35

Kamek: 70-ish

Kammy: 75-80.