#meme: tv.

[jannwrites]

tv show ask meme : SEVERANCE, SE. 1 EP. 1 & 2.

a selection of lines from season 1 episodes 1 & 2 of the tv series severance. modified slightly for rp purposes.

who are you?

i'm sorry, i got ahead of myself.

it's okay. if you can't answer the question, feel free to say, "unknown."

to the best of your memory, what is, or was, the color of your mother's eyes?

what the hell did you do to me?

if you breathe on me, i'll rip your larynx out.

that's fucked, dude.

you look awful. you look hungover. have a seat.

i know you and [name] were close. they were the only one who really appreciated your humor.

then what's my name?

can we just take a beat? please.

i don't know why i said that. i mean, i was scared, too.

so, look, you know, there is life to be had here.

well, once you leave, you ... i just can't watch you leave.

this isn't, like, hell or something?

look, i do sympathize. i want to pummel [name] myself.

the good news is, hell is just the product of morbid human imagination. the bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.

well, every time you find yourself here, it's because you chose to come back.

i just don't grasp the visceral element. what does it feel like?

you're definitely staying here tonight.

he, you know, looked at me weird, like he knew me.

i'm sorry. you don't get that reference.

i'm your best friend. you're my very good friend.

if you don't want to know what's going on down there, i won't force it.

my mother was a catholic. she used to say it takes the saints eight hours to bless a sleeping child. i hope you aren't rushing the saints.

they say it doesn't hurt.

sorry if i freak out on you a little.

wow. you're an inquisitive one.

are the numbers bloody? do they chant?

it doesn't make sense till you see it, and it takes a while to see.

i actually find your reaction sweet.

and i mean, i ... i don't know if he's at some new job or drunk on a beach, or dead.

i think this is a good time to remind ourselves that things like deaths happen outside of here.

do you know that? have you tried? because frankly, it sounds made-up.

i heard some are so deluded they don't even know they're victims.

don't fuck around. i told you, you'll understand when you see it, so just be patient.

i was just going in. i was admiring the art while i wait.

[catchymemes]

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

[ophelias-gh0st]

Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it

[internetgreatesthits]

[chilipepperconverse]

surprised this hadn't been made yet

[sterlexa-queen-of-the-nymphs]

[sonofcelluloid]

in the Canadian Arctic straight up “not finding it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The nornthwest pessage

[violetheart77]

Came up with another one

[florida3exclamationpoints]

A Character Analysis

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Milchick is losing it, everyone is having a multidimensional love polyhedron affair, mark is dead. macrodata is NOT getting refined. live laugh love severance season two

[catchymemes]

The game show for people who watch pressure washing videos (via)

[honestlydarkprincess]

watching the percy jackson show be like

[sageshouldknowbetter]

[fist-of-vengeance]

innie dylan's crush on ms. casey is funnier in retrospect

[moonbasetycho]

Never before have I identified with a tv character so much.