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I noticed there’s a lot of discussion about Christianity in Trigun, but I don’t really see anyone talking about Taoism (I don’t know if I just haven’t seen it but I’m gonna say something anyways lol)
I noticed that in the final fight between Vash and Knives in the og anime, their energy blasts made a yin yang symbol twice so I had to go look up the beliefs of Taoism to be sure if it was on purpose
Taoism philosophy is based on three pillars: simplicity, patience, and compassion. I’d say these traits suit Vash extremely well. And even Knives if you switch the compassion part to plants instead of humans.
Along with these pillars, the teachings of Taoism are: Going with the flow, Letting go, and Harmony. Throughout the series Vash’s very being reflects these teachings.
-He usually tries not to stay in one place for too long and is really good at accepting whatever situation he finds himself in as long as no one is killed
-His whole thing is wanting humans to live in harmony with each other (LOVE & PEACE ✌️)
-And he even manages to let go of Rem at the end of the series to a certain degree so that he can deal with Knives in their final confrontation
Then there’s the yin yang symbol.
I’m just going to paste what I got from a site I researched from:
-The yin yang is a symbolic representation of the world's polarities, dualisms, and fundamental dichotomies: light and dark, male and female, life and death. Although the light and dark sides of the yin yang represent duality, the two halves are not entirely opposed.
-Taoism recognizes that distinction and dichotomy exist, but emphasizes the ultimate relativity of everything. What seems good at a particular time, from a particular perspective, can seem evil from a different perspective.
I think this part plays into how sometimes Vash saving a life can cause trouble later on if it’s a violent person he’s saving like in Badlands Rumble even though, ultimately, his desire to save every life comes from a good place.
Vash is the Yin and Knives is the Yang. They both play into their respective parts of the symbol so straightforwardly. Vash’s energy is feminine, softhearted, and intuitive. Knives is clearly played as his direct opposite as the masculine, hard hearted, and logical side (especially in tristamp, I feel).
Knives’ body suit is even white while Vash’s body suit is black, and their energy blasts here also correlate with what each side is supposed to mean for each of them.
(Best picture I could use of the two of them in their body suits together sorry) It’s really amazing how much symbolism went into the making of Trigun, man. Masterpiece.
#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#millions knives#tristamp#trigun thoughts#sorry if no one talks about this because it’s so obvious but yeahhhh#or maybe because it’s more overt in the OG anime versus the manga that i still haven't gotten to reading idk#anyways if you actually read this#meet me at 8 ;) /j
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My coworkers preach work-life balance but then they keep telling me I can call them on their vacations because they want me to succeed
#Andrew specifically said ‘I would rather you message me than curl up in a ball crying which. RUDE”’#which is actually funny cause at one point I did consider doing that instead of messaging him and then got really mad at him for being right#I ended up wandering the office until I found a coworker I have talked to twice to answer my question instead#and then J is going to Europe on vacation#and he specifically said we Are having a meeting at the end of October#and I was like ?? bestie ur on vacation stop doing work??#and he said talking to a friend whose success he cares about isn’t work which is soooo sweet#could not be me.#actually technically he’s called me at 8 pm on vacation before and I was just like. sigh. what do u need#and then sat with him for an hour helping#but if anyone else tried that I would hang up#I just think people should all be completely the same in terms of their social cues#like they should stick with One Thing#cause one time Andrew heard I worked on the weekend and he got SO mad at me#but then why would u let me talk to u while ur in Australia.#be CONSISTENT#delete later#all the rules should be Hard rules with little to no exception because nuance scares me
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wish going for perfects wasn't so stressful for me. but alas. i have anxiety-
#puppy rambles#rhythm hell#damn anxiety#i could totally perfect most games#but i don't want to risk it#IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FUCKING ''P GO FOR A PERFECT'' IN THE CORNER I COULD DO THEM FINE#that fucking p is the reason for all my problems /j#i like how in ds if there's a long period without inputs the perfect p looks back and forth like ''what's going on''#it's cute#the perfect p is my friend but also i hate it#that bitch gives me anxiety#n then when i do perfect a game my 3ds ends up extremely fucking sweaty afterwards#best summer was that one a couple years ago when there was a heat dome. the heat dome part sucked but i got a bunch of perfects during it#that's when i got most of my fever perfects#basically everything except like. built to scale n board meeting n that kinda thing#i got most of those during that time#n now the only perfects i have left in fever are uhhhh#monkey watch not remix 8 micro-row 2 and remix 10#(yes i still refuse to call fever remix 8 remix 8)#monkey watch is harder in fever#i think it's input lag. i know i've seen people talk about delays in fever#i think that's the issue. megamix doesn't have that so monkey watch's easy#monkey watch in megamix is fun#monkey watch in fever is hell#monkey watch in megamix is also really funny with the brf exploit#you don't input for a bit n then input n you just suddenly snap over to where you're supposed to be#micro-row also has that#flock step doesn't n i honestly think that makes it funnier#the camera doesn't focus on you in monkey watch or flock step#so it just. pans over to where you should be while you're just. at the start
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⋆˚࿔ build-a-fic 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
➴ chose a line of dialogue, an emotion and a setting (a number, letter, + a creature), and write/request to your heart’s content!
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ a piece of dialogue
꒰ 1 ꒱ “i can’t fucking believe this.”
꒰ 2 ꒱ “what they said back there. is it true?”
꒰ 3 ꒱ “it’s not safe here anymore- we need to leave. now!”
꒰ 4 ꒱ “you know how much i care about you.”
꒰ 5 ꒱ “they’re never going to hurt you again.”
꒰ 6 ꒱ “here, let’s get you warmed up.”
꒰ 7 ꒱ “i didn’t do it. please, you have to believe me!”
꒰ 8 ꒱ “i’m taking you home, and that’s that.”
꒰ 9 ꒱ “do you trust me?”
꒰ 10 ꒱ “i can’t sleep either. mind if i join you?”
꒰ 11 ꒱ “you’re not your worst mistake.”
꒰ 12 ꒱ “try and eat, if you can. it’ll make you feel better.”
꒰ 13 ꒱ “i say this with all the love in my heart, but you look like shit.”
꒰ 14 ꒱ “they’re going to surround us. we need to get ready.”
꒰ 15 ꒱ “i need you to leave.”
꒰ 16 ꒱ “we can’t be seen together like this. not anymore.”
꒰ 17 ꒱ “it’s dangerous. i need you to know that before you agree.”
꒰ 18 ꒱ “it’s just one night- surely sharing a bed for that long won’t kill us.”
꒰ 19 ꒱ “it’s getting dark, we should think about heading back.”
꒰ 20 ꒱ “what have i told you about coming here?!”
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ an emotion
꒰ A ꒱ disdain
꒰ B ꒱ grief
꒰ C ꒱ ecstasy
꒰ D ꒱ disbelief
꒰ E ꒱ anxiety
꒰ F ꒱ contentment
꒰ G ꒱ drunkenness
꒰ H ꒱ enjoyment
꒰ I ꒱ confusion
꒰ J ꒱ fear
꒰ K ꒱ hunger
꒰ L ꒱ relief
꒰ M ꒱ distrust
꒰ N ꒱ fondness
꒰ O ꒱ delight
꒰ P ꒱ hurt
꒰ Q ꒱ love
꒰ R ꒱ sickness
꒰ S ꒱ exhaustion
꒰ T ꒱ betrayal
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ a setting
꒰ 𓆉 ꒱ the corner bed in a hospital ward
꒰ 𓅨 ꒱ a spare bedroom
꒰ 𓆣 ꒱ an alleyway behind a dive bar
꒰ 𓃰 ꒱ a mountainside shrouded in fog
꒰ 𓃗 ꒱ a skeevy motel just off the highway
꒰ 𓃱 ꒱ a barren industrial plant in the middle of nowhere
꒰ 𓃟 ꒱ the lush, indulgent foyer of a member’s only club
꒰ 𓆟 ꒱ the war room of a military blacksite
꒰ 𓆈 ꒱ the produce aisle of a 24/7 supermarket
꒰ 𓅫 ꒱ the bedside of someone who doesn’t want you there
꒰ 𓅟 ꒱ the walk-in fridge of a failing restaurant
꒰ 𓃵 ꒱ a rickety old barn’s hayloft
꒰ 𓃓 ꒱ at work, far later than you should be
꒰ 𓆌 ꒱ a stranger’s bed at dawn
꒰ 𓆏 ꒱ an airplane hanger
꒰ 𓅭 ꒱ a medical bay that stinks of antiseptic and fear
꒰ 𓆗 ꒱ the kitchen of a derelict house
꒰ 𓃢 ꒱ the dressing room of a luxury department store
꒰ 𓆧 ꒱ the place where grassy plains meet desert dunes
꒰ 𓃔 ꒱ a beach at low tide
#prompts#build a fic prompts#prompt list#writing prompts#writing exercise#rp meme#dialogue prompts#otp prompts#imagine your otp#otp writing#writing games#writing ask games#ask games#drabble meme
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PHAN INCOHEARENT CARD CREDITS
hi everyone! mothmanbussy here. so every card was submitted by a different person but in the vid THE CREDITS GOT CROPPED so here's a list of every card that was in the video with proper credit:
"hay putt tee yuen land on - hey buddy you in london?" by Vi @wdapteo
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2. "a lore nut sing - all or nothing!" by Grace @ironyscleverer
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3. "owe pain key eon - open can" by Victoria @deepnpeep
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4. "tow inc deaf cry seas - twink death crisis" by Phoebe @corgihill
EDIT: updated url is @seriouslyimagine!
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5. "walk-on eyes aye - what can i say" by Eli @toomanystairs
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6. "calm inn mile eighty dore - come in my lady door" by Rae @philsmeatylegss
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7. "eye amp each lace - i am peachless" by B @oldphanny
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8. "dough net crikey raft - don't cry, craft" by J @goingpheral
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9. "cyst hurt and you'll - sister daniel" by Sandra (no username given)
EDIT: Sandra is @personthattoleratesme!
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10. "half tugger etch two eggs cyst - have the courage to exist" by Alexis @dandp
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THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SUBMITTED CARDS!!! I wish every single card (there are 50 of them) could have been in the video, they are all excellent!! if you want to check out the rest of the cards or make or order a deck for yourself, check out the Google Drive! to see more images of the physical cards and well as me handing them off to dan and phil at a meet & greet, see this post!
peace and love,
mint @mothmanbussy420
#dnp#dan and phil#incohearent#incophearent#incophearant#bc I misspelled it on all the cards#I should update that#daniel howell#phil lester#phan#phan incohearent#danandphilgames
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trick or treat - j. jaehyun
→ jeong jaehyun x neighbour! reader
-> dilf! jaehyun au
→ CW: dom! jaehyun, breeding kink (jae's horny, i'm horny, everyone if fucking horny), age gap (reader is in mid-20’s and jae is a divorced 29yo Jae), unprotected sex, creampie, fingering, handjob, oral (f receiving), praising, pussy slapping, biting, spit kink, oral fixation (jae), there are some cringey lines (i'm sorry but i wanted to have them in there but i didn't know how else to phrase them T-T), jae's thick in this one guys :D
-> a/n: omg haii ^-^ okay so this one isn't necessarily halloween related but his kid in the fic is going trick or treating so it counts!!! Jae is DOWN BAD in this one y'all. also just an fyi, this one has a lot more dialogue since they have more of a relationship and it's not just mindless sex this time?? but there still is quite a lot of sex??? okok enjoyyyyyy
-> wc: 6k
-> upcoming: switch! yuta (playboy yuta :) will explain more on that later) psst! requests are open!!
“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Jaehyun’s face dropped as he read the email he had just been sent. Cursing under his breath, the man pushed away from his desk and poked his head out the door.
“Hayoung,” he said. The woman at the desk looked up at him and from the look on her face, she knew what he was going to ask.
“Sir, I’m so sorry…” and she truly did sound sincere. “Gongmyung had no other times available to meet. He’s leaving for London tomorrow morning.”
Jaehyun pursed his lips as he nodded. He felt awful that he couldn't take Subin out tonight, but he had one idea that could make his daughter feel better.
The man checked the watch on his wrist, reading the time as 5:30pm. If he left now, Jaehyun could be at Subin’s school for 6:15pm to pick her up from daycare, talk to her, and bring her home for 6:45pm before he had leave the house by 7:30 to be back at the office for 8:00 pm to meet the clients for dinner.
“Alright, I have to leave now, but I’ll be back in time for the meeting.” Hayoung looked as if she was going to object, but instead she just nodded her head. Jaehyun grabbed his jacket from his office before pulling his phone out from his pocket. As he walked to the elevator, he scrolled through his contacts, searching for your name.
As Jaehyun stood, waiting for the elevator, his heart raced with both the urgency of the situation and the lingering nervousness he got when you spoke. His thumb hovered over the call button when he hesitated. He took a deep breath and leaned against the glass railing behind him, feeling a pang of worry gnaw at him. Would he be imposing on you once again?
The elevators hummed softly as they stopped at different floors of the building while Jaehyun debated with himself, the prospect of the impending meeting weighing heavily on his shoulders. He decided to call you, but not just for Subin’s sake, for his too.
“Hello?” Your voice on the other end had a certain warmth, and it sent a shiver down Jaehyun’s spine.
“Hey,” Jaehyun let out a sigh at the sound of your soft voice. His voice tinged with the tension that had been building in the pit of his stomach ever since he received that email.
“What’s wrong? You sound stressed.” You grew concerned when you realised how his voice was quieter than usual.
“It’s just work stuff…” Jaehyun’s shoulders slumped. “I really hate to ask you this,” And he really did. “I was wondering if you could watch Subin tonight? I know it’s Halloween, and it’s super last minute, but I was just scheduled for a meeting, and you’re the only one she’d want to go with.” the disparity in his voice ran deep, but you didn’t have any plans anyways, so why not?
“Of course, Jae.” You said, and the man sighed with relief. “What did she dress up as for school?” The calmness in your voice soothed Jaehyun’s nerves. The elevator sounded as it arrived. After the doors opened, Jaehyun entered and leaned against the wall as he felt a strange mix of emotions.
“She decided she was going to be Elsa and when we went trick or treating, she wanted me to be Anna.” There was a moment of silence, but Jaehyun already knew what was about to happen. As the man closed his eyes momentarily, you burst out laughing on the other line.
“You were really going to dress up as Anna for her?” you asked, your voice was laced with amusement that made Jaehyun chuckle.
“It was either that or Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.” A hand ran over Jaehyun’s face in embarrassment, remembering the conversation he had with his seven year old daughter last month when they were discussing costume ideas.
“What, did she want to be Esmerelda?” you asked with a scoff.
“No, she wanted to be Laverne.” Jaehyun groaned, wondering from whom his daughter gets her ideas from.
“The gargoyle?” you cried. You held the phone away from your ear as you laughed loudly, clutching your stomach.
“Yeah,” the man replied, looking at his shoes with a smile, the sound of your laughter resonating with him. “How much do you want me to pay you?” he asked as he walked out the elevator and to the entryway of the building. He waved to the secretaries and to those who greeted him with a smile.
You tried to reason with him, arguing that you didn’t need the extra compensation, but Jaehyun’s insistence on repaying your kindness only heightened the nagging tensions between the two of you.
“Jae, you really don’t have to, you know I’d do anything for you guys.” Your voice was gentle, “You know I feel bad asking you to watch her without paying you.” Jaehyun’s voice dropped lower, carrying an undertone of a deeper emotion with it.
As he exited the building, silently thanking the valet driver for his keys.
“But I’m telling you that you don’t have to.”
Your attempt to reason with him was met with Jaehyun’s unwavering determination. “We’ll talk about it later.”
With no room for further discussion, you conceded, “I’ll see you at seven, then.”
“I’ll see you then.” Jaehyun confirmed, the tension settled down thickly in the air.
“Bye, Jae.” You said softly.
“Bye, y/n.” Jaehyun replied, the sudden strain in his voice giving way to a sense of longing as he entered his car.
Sitting in the driver’s seat, Jaehyun gripped the steering wheel and looked down, feeling a slight strain in his pants. “Jesus fucking Christ…” the man muttered. “What am I, twelve?” his head fell back against the headrest in frustration.
Jaehyun rolled down the window before he began to drive, in hopes that the cold breeze would clear his mind of the thought of you, and focus on what was more important: trying to find a way to tell Subin that he can’t take her trick or treating.
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By the time Jaehyun had parked in the school parking lot, he had nothing. He still didn’t know how to tell his daughter the news. Taking a deep breath, Jaehyun pushed open the car door and got out of the vehicle before locking it and heading to the waiting area.
Minutes later, the bell rang and children of all ages flooded out the doors. Jaehyun stood amidst the sea of children pouring out of the school, his eyes scanning the crowd for a familiar little girl in an Elsa costume. He spotted her soon enough, her blonde wig glistening in the autumn sun, and a smile spread across his face. Subin was chatting excitedly with her friends, and he knew he had to break the news gently.
He approached her, kneeling down to her eye level. “Hey, princess,” he greeted her with a warm smile.
Subin’s face lit up at the sight of her father. “Daddy!” she squeaked and launched herself into his arms. Jaehyun laughed as he almost stumbled onto the floor, but his arms wrapped around his daughter tightly.
“Come on, let’s get you to the car.” Jaehyun stood up carefully with his daughter still in his arms. As he walked, Jaehyun sucked in a deep breath before he told his daughter the bad news. “Subin, about tonight…”
The girl looked up at him with curious eyes. “What is it, Daddy?”
Jaehyun cleared his throat, trying to find the right words. “Well, I know how much you were looking forward to trick or treating tonight, and I was really excited too, but something came up at word.” He paused, gauging her reaction.
Subin’s smile faded, and her brows furrowed. “Do you have a meeting tonight, Daddy?”
Jaehyun’s heart felt like it was breaking off piece by piece. “I’m so sorry sweetheart, I tried to reschedule it for later, I really did, but it didn’t work out.” Jaehyun frowned, but his daughter smiled.
“It’s okay, Daddy. Do you think you’ll be back to watch HalloweenTown with me?”
“I’ll do my best, okay? I promise I’ll make it up to you sweetheart.” Jaehyun promises. “Until I come back home, I asked the lady from the floor below us to watch you, you remember her, right?”
“The pretty lady you invite over every weekend? I remember her.” Subin nodded, unaware of how red her fathers ears had turned.
“She doesn’t come over every weekend.” Jaehyun mumbled, looking away from his daughter as they arrived in front of the car.
“She does… Dohwa even asked me if she was my mom.”
“Oh…” he replied simply. Jaehyun stayed silent as he sat his daughter in the booster seat behind the passenger’s side, the thought almost consuming him.
Dohwa asked if she was her mom…
After he clicked her seatbelt in, Jaehyun shut the door and headed for the driver’s seat, still entirely thinking of you… as a mother…
The man paused right as he was about to open the door when he felt the same stiffness from earlier, and he had to stop himself from screaming curses at the sky. Jaehyun closed his eyes and swallowed harshly before he opened his eyes and entered the car like nothing had happened to him.
“Daddy, can we listen…”
“Of course,” Jaehyun gave his daughter a smile through the rearview mirror. He knew exactly what the kid was asking for, and with a few presses of some buttons, the intro of the infamous ‘Let it Go’ from the Frozen soundtrack was blasting from the speakers, and Subin was belting out the words.
The rest of the ride was filled with more Frozen, which consisted of duets, the respective solo’s of both Jaehyun and Subin, and the booing of Hans whenever he sang in Love is an Open Door.
Jaehyun had arrived at the condo building at 6:45pm, “Right on schedule,” he said to himself as he walked to the other side of the car to help his daughter out of the car. “Come on, sweetie,” he said, lifting her into his arms. With how adorable she was in her Elsa costume, he was determined to make it up to her for the missed trick or treating.
After a quick elevator ride, they reached his penthouse. The elegant, modern space was impeccably decorated, a reflection of Jaehyun’s refined taste.
“What d’ya want to eat before the pretty lady gets here, Miss Elsa?” Jaehyun asks Subin, who was already halfway to the kitchen. He followed behind her and held the door open for her as she entered. “Goldfish…” she said hungrily, causing a laugh to escape from Jaehyun’s lips.
“Goldfish it is, then.” The man took a bowl from one of the cabinet’s before he scanned his pantry for the snack that was requested. While Jaehyun looked, he heard Subin squeal with excitement. A mix of confusion and concern churned through Jaehyun, so he tried to be quick with his search and found them on the top shelf.
“Subin, I found them…” Jaehyun stopped in his tracks when his eyes found yours.
“Hey Jae,” you smiled, your insides twisting at his current state. He’d come from the office, you knew that already, but seeing him in that suit definitely messed with you a bit.
“Hey,” Jaehyun couldn’t help the way his heart raced at the mere sight of you. You were holding a neatly folded Anna costume in your arms, and the smile you gave him made his heart skip a beat. “You’re early.” he said. Although he looked quite distracted, Jaehyun still managed to pour Subin her goldfish and hand the bowl to her.
“Yeah, I just thought I’d come by a little early to see if Subin needed help with her costume.” Your innocence warmed Jaehyun and forced a smile onto his lips.
“That’s really thoughtful, thank you.’
“Don’t even mention it.” you said.
“Pretty lady, are you going to put your costume on now?” Subin interjected while she munched on the small crackers.
Jaehyun shuddered lightly, realising his daughter had just watched that whole interaction, even though she probably didn’t register what was going on.
At least that’s what you both hoped.
“Oh! Yes, yes, I will go do that. So, give me a few minutes, yeah?” you winked at her which earned you a big grin from the little girl.
“You can change in the guest bathroom.” Jaehyun blurts. “I’ll show you where it is.”
“Yeah, yeah, sounds good.”
Jaehyun walked out first, but it didn’t take long for you to catch up to him. You walked silently up the stairs and down the hall until you reached the room.
“Let me know if you need anything,” he said.
You thank him before you enter the bathroom, one you’ve definitely seen before. You set the costume down on the counter and begin to undress. Everything was going well until it came down to actually doing up the back of the dress.
“Jaehyun?” you raised your voice ever so slightly, just to check if he was still there, and in a heartbeat there was a soft knock on the door.
“You called?” His voice was a bit muffled from being on the other side of the door, but you opened the door, finding him leaning against the door frame.
“Could you help me with this?” you asked with a hand across your chest to keep your dress from falling.
Jaehyun looked away from your eyes, suddenly feeling very warm in the face and ears. “Yeah, could I come in?”
You moved so he had room to enter, and you shut the door almost immediately after and locked the door. Your back was facing Jaehyun, but you were watching him through the mirror. You felt bold until his dark eyes met yours in the reflection, and since then, his gaze didn’t leave yours.His heart raced as he looked into your eyes, and his fingers trembled slightly as he began to tie the strings at the back of your dress.
The tension in the air only grew stronger as his fingers brushed lightly against your skin, and your breath hitched. You couldn’t help but steal a glance over your shoulder, meeting Jaehyun’s gaze once again.
“Done…” he gulped, holding your stare. It was a moment where words were no longer necessary, and the attraction between you two was undeniable.
Jaehyun leaned in closer, his lips brushed against the nape of your neck. Your heart raced, and you tilted your head slightly, granting him access to your skin. His kisses were gentle, sending shivers down your spine, and his arms which had wrapped around your waist, had become your new form of support.
As he continued to trail soft, lingering kisses along your neck, Jaehyun whispered, “You’re making it hard for me to focus on anything other than you.”
You turn around to face him, your lips dangerously close to his. “Maybe that’s the point,” you replied with a mischievous glint in your eyes.
With a surge of longing, Jaehyun closed the small distance between your lips and his. The kiss was passionate and electric, and yet still so familiar from the previous ones you’ve shared from almost every weekend for the past three months.
One of Jaehyun’s hands cupped your cheek as the other snaked down to your waist, pulling you in closer. He felt the heat of your body merge with his, and his heart raced as he deepened the kiss. Your hands were tangled in his hair, and the taste of his lips sent a wave of euphoria through your body.
Jaehyun pulled away, but only slightly. His forehead was still pressed against yours, and he whispered, "I could kiss you like this forever."
Your lips curled into a small smile and you replied, "I wouldn't mind it."
With that, Jaehyun kissed you again, and this time it was more desperate, more passionate. He moved his lips hungrily against yours, exploring and tasting your mouth. You let out a soft moan as his hands moved to your lower back, and your kiss became more passionate.
His hands moved to the small of your back, and he lifted you up, your legs wrapping around his waist. You felt the warmth of his body against yours, and you melted into his embrace.
He carried you to the counter, and sat you down on the cold marble, and your arms tightly wrapped around him. You could feel his heart pounding against your chest, and the intensity of the kiss was enough to make your head spin. You felt like you were in some kind of trance, and you welcomed it with all your heart.
With his hips in between your legs, you reached out your hand to palm his growing erection through his pants. Jaehyun pulled away from the kiss, letting his head fall back in pleasure.
“God, baby, I got hard twice today because of you.” You hummed in response, slowly undoing Jaehyun’s belt and freeing his cock from his boxers. Bringing your hand to your mouth, you spit into it before lubing up his dick with it.
You started to move your hand up and down, slowly stroking his shaft and Jaehyun let out a low moan. His eyes were closed and he was breathing heavily, his hips starting to move in time with your hand.
Your hand closed over the tip, stroking it in circular motions before you moved your hand to jerk off the rest of his length. You increased the speed of your hand, Jaehyun's breathing getting heavier with each stroke. You could feel how hard he had gotten, and you smiled as you continued to pleasure him. Feeling your spit start to dry up, you started to use more of your hand, your fingers tracing circles around the head of his cock. Jaehyun's hands were gripping the material of your costume tightly, and you could feel his hips twitching with each of your strokes.
You moved your hand faster, your thumb now rubbing circles around Jaehyun's most sensitive spot, and he let out a loud moan as he was about to cum, but before he could, a timer went off.
“Fucking christ,” You both sighed out of disappointment, and Jaehyun rested his forehead against yours.
"I have to go," he said, regretfully. He quickly fixed himself up and helped you off the counter.
“What if you’re still hard during your meeting, though?” You joke while your fingers toyed with his belt loops.
He chuckled, and kissed you one last time before reluctantly pulling away.
“I’ll figure something out." You pouted, and he leaned in to give you one last peck on the lips before he grabbed his phone and unlocked the door. "I'll see you soon. I promise." He said before slipping out of the door.
You sighed and smiled to yourself, savouring the moment. You felt more alive than ever.
Sliding off the counter, you turned and inspected your face to make sure you didn’t go back to Subin looking like a hot mess.
“Pretty lady!” Subin yelled as you walked down the stairs. The young girl squealed as she ran to wait for you at the edge of the steps. She gushed at you once you had fully arrived in front of you. “You look so pretty!”
“Thank you sweetheart.” you said as you ruffled her hair. “Ready to go?” you asked her with a grin. Subin nodded frantically and grabbed your hand before she darted towards the elevator, her candy bag in the other hand waiting to be filled to the brim with treats.
“Trick or treating!” she cheered and jumped with excitement, and your heart warmed at the sight.
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“Thank you so much for your time Gongmyung.” Jaehyun smiled as he shook the older man's hand.
“Of course! The pitch was great, so our lawyers will be in contact with yours very shortly.”
Jaehyun saw the man out of the smile and one final bow before he looked down at his watch. It was 9:30pm.
‘They should be home by now.’ Jaehyun thought as he got in his car and began to drive home.
It only took him about twenty minutes to get home from the restaurant, and by the time he reached the penthouse, he found you sitting on the couch with his daughter sleeping peacefully next to you, her head resting on your thigh.
“Hey,” you smiled up at him. Jaehyun mirrored your expression as he sat down next to you and wrapped an arm around your shoulders.
“When did she pass out?” Jaehyun’s fingers drew circles against your arm as you leaned into him.
“About an hour ago? She already brushed her teeth, we were just watching The Nightmare Before Christmas.” Jaehyun looked at you, his brows scrunched closer together.
“Is that not a Christmas movie?”
“Tsk… no one knows what it is or isn’t.” you said, jutting out your bottom lip before Jaehyun pecked your cheek. “I think I’m gonna put Subin to bed… show me to her room?” You slowly moved in a way that wouldn’t disturb the little girl too badly, and you brought her to your chest and rested her head on your shoulder. Both you and Jaehyun stood and you cautiously walked up the stairs and down the hall.
Jaehyun opened the door, revealing a baby pink room with toys and stuffed animals astray.
“This room is so…”
“Scary?”
“Her,” you shot Jaehyun a dirty look which made him laugh. “Not too loud, idiot.” you scolded him when you felt Subin stir at the loud noise. Cradling her head, you ordered Jaehyun to pull her bed covers back. Gently, you set the girl down before tucking her in. You stepped back to watch Jaehyun crouch beside her head and plant a light kiss on forehead. He sat there for a few seconds, rubbing her cheek with his thumb. With one last peck goodnight, he got up and smiled softly at you before he took your hand in his and led you out of the room.
With the lights off in Subin’s room and her door shut, the two of you stood in the hallway, staring into each other’s eyes.
“Thank you, again, for watching her.” Jaehyun stepped closer to you. You noticed how his tone dropped, how his hands squeezed yours gently, and how his eyes flickered from your eyes to your lips.
“Like I’ve said, you don’t have to thank me… but you can show me your appreciation in a different way.” you teased and hooked your fingers around his belt loop like you did earlier.
Jaehyun smirked devilishly, leaning in to kiss your neck. His hands moved around your waist, dipping lower until he cupped your ass.
As he trailed kisses along your neck, he paused to nibble and suck on your sensitive skin. His hands moved up your back, tugging your hips even closer to his. You felt your own arousal growing as his lips moved from your neck to your lips, his tongue pushing its way into your mouth. You moaned against his lips as your hands found their way into his hair, fingers curling around the strands of his hair.
“We shouldn’t do this out here…” you said breathlessly, and Jaehyun groaned in agreement.
He pulled away and took your hand, leading you to the guest room. Your pulse was racing as he pushed open the door, and you both stepped inside. He pulled you close and kissed you deeply, while your hands moved to the back of his neck, tugging him in closer as your lips moved together in an urgent, passionate kiss. His hands travelled their way down your body, exploring your curves as you explored his. He trailed kisses down your neck, making you gasp as his teeth lightly grazed your skin. You groaned in pleasure as you felt his erection growing against your belly.
He grabbed your hair and pulled it back, his face hovering close to yours. "Tell me what you want," he growled.
You bit your lip and smiled, your desire rising with each passing second. You wrapped your arms around his neck and leaned in to whisper in his ear, "I need you to fuck me."
He groaned and pulled you closer, his hands roaming your body. His lips brushed against your ear as he responded in a chuckle, “Waited all day for you to say that to me.”
In an instant, Jaehyun brought you towards the bed, a fire raging in his eyes. You were both eager to get undressed, and you started with his shirt. You reached to undo the buttons of his suit and slowly started undoing them, never breaking away from his embrace. Jaehyun’s breaths were heavy and rushed as you finally released his shirt and pulled it off his body.
His hands moved to your shirt and he proceeded to do the same with you, slowly pulling your shirt off and tossing it aside. He grabbed your waist and pulled you closer, his lips finding yours again. His hands were frantic as they roamed your body, the intensity of his kiss growing with each passing moment.
He leaned back and pulled you with him, the two of you standing there in nothing but your underwear. His eyes were ablaze with desire and he stepped forward, pushing you back onto the bed. He leaned over you and slowly trailed his lips down your body, his hands massaging your curves as he made his way down.
He pulled back and looked into your eyes, his own filled with a primal hunger. With one hand, he grabbed your wrists and pinned them above your head, his lips finding yours again as the other hand found itself making its way down your navel, all the way to your pussy. His thumb took to your clit, drawing small circles on it.
The friction felt electric, you couldn’t help but shiver at his cold hands touching such sensitive parts. A soft moan escaped your lips as your hips involuntarily arched towards his touch. His thumb moved faster, increasing the intensity of the pleasure. You felt pleasure radiating through your body, slowly building to an unstoppable force. Your breathing became shallow, your heart raced, and all you could do was surrender to the sensations. His thumb began to move with more intensity, each circle growing wider and wider. His touch was gentle yet demanding, sending sparks of pleasure shooting through your veins. The hand that had your wrists in a tight grip suddenly let go, but it moved to your hip and he grabbed firmly, steadying you as his thumb continued to bring you closer to the edge.
You could feel his breath against your neck, his fingers digging into your hips as he moved them. Suddenly, he slapped you hard on your pussy and you gasped in surprise. The repeated action brought you close to tears. As your jaw hung open from a mix of surprise and pleasure, Jaehyun saw this as the perfect opportunity to do the thing you love. Hovering just slightly over your mouth, he let his saliva drop into your mouth, and he watched with a smirk as your jaw shut immediately, swallowing what he gave you.
His tongue soon found its way into your mouth, and you tasted the bitterness of his spit as it mingled with yours. His hands moved with purpose, sending waves of pleasure cascading through your body.
You could feel the anticipation building in your body, and you could barely contain the moans that escaped your lips. You were so close to the pinnacle of pleasure, and his touch was the only thing that could get you there.
“Fuck, Jae… oh fuck.” you said as a signal to him that you were cumming. If that didn’t tell him, then the way your body shook definitely did.
Not long after you came, Jaehyun sat himself in between your legs. Both of his hands moved to your thighs, pushing them apart as he knelt in front of you. He looked up at you with pure adoration and started to kiss and lick your inner thighs.
Jaehyun kept one arm around your hips while the other explored your pussy, fingering you slowly. You gasped and hissed in pleasure as he teased your sensitive areas. He moved his mouth to your pussy and started to lick and suck in a tantalising rhythm. His tongue moved in slow circles, alternating between soft and hard strokes.
The arm he kept around your wait found itself lazily dragging from your waist, up to your breasts. His nimble fingers squeezed and teased your nipples, not helping the fact that you were trying to keep your voice down– even though you were several rooms down from his daughter.
The back of your hand moved to cover your mouth as you moaned, while the other grabbed his head, pushing him deeper into you. He bit down on your labia and licked the sensitive skin around your clit, sending shockwaves of pleasure through your body. Jaehyun moved his fingers inside you, pushing them in and out in a steady rhythm, his thumb finding the spot that sent sensations of pleasure through your body.
He then began to massage your clit with his tongue, circling it slowly and then faster and faster until you felt your toes curl in anticipation. His hands moved down to your hips, holding you tightly as he increased the pressure and speed of his tongue.
You felt your muscles tensing and your breathing becoming more rapid as you got closer to the edge. His fingers moved faster and faster, stimulating you in all the right places. You moaned and gasped as your orgasm finally overcame you, your body shaking in pleasure.
“Came so quick.” Jaehyun stated, slowly moving his mouth back up to yours and kissed you passionately, his tongue exploring your mouth as his hands moved to your waist.
He grabbed your hips and spread your legs wider, pushing his hard cock inside of you. He moved slowly at first, letting out a guttural moan as he entered you.
He moved his hips in a circular motion, pushing himself deeper into you as he felt your tight walls stretching around his thickness. He felt as if he was being consumed by a blanket of pleasure, and he loved the feeling of being completely surrounded by you. With each movement, you could feel him stretching you out further, and the sensation made his body tremble with delight.
“Fuck, baby, you’re doing so fucking well.” His breathing quickened as he felt the sensation of being fully engulfed inside of you, and the sensation of pleasure coursing through his body. He felt as if he were melting into you, becoming one with you as he moved faster and faster.
He added a new layer of pleasure to his movements, as he sucked and licked on your nipples while he continued to thrust. His tongue felt like velvet on your skin, teasing and tantalising you with every movement. His hands moved to your back, caressing it with every thrust.
You grasped his shoulders tightly as the sensations built up inside, and you felt yourself getting closer and closer to the edge. Finally, you threw your head back and let out a loud moan as you reached your climax, your pleasure washing over you. Jaehyun’s breathing became heavier, and you could feel his muscles tense up, his whole body shaking with pleasure.
“Fuck baby…” Jaehyun groaned, looking down at your pussy. “You’re so fucking full.” he bit his lip to stop himself from showing his smile, but it was useless– Jaehyun was grinning from ear to ear with pride. He watched as his cum dripped out of you, but with two fingers, he took whatever had leaked and shoved it back into you.
“Hey,” you said, grabbing his attention with his fingers still inside of you. “You gonna fuck me full of your cum, or what?”
Jaehyun almost lost it. Asking that of him was not the smartest idea, considering the fact that he’d do anything you told him to.
“Is this you asking to have my second kid? We’re not even together.” He joked as he sat himself with his back against his headboard.
You knew what that meant.
Getting on your knees, you crawled on top of him and positioned yourself above his still very hard cock.
“I could do both…” you say without another thought.
“Oh baby,” he said, voice more seductive than you’ve heard before. “I’ll fuck you so hard, you’ll get pregnant right away.” And with that, he thrust upwards, shoving his thick cock into you.
You exclaimed in surprise, eyes going wide, but your hands flew to his shoulder, stabilising yourself as he moved inside of you. He moved long and slow, his hips rolling against yours, and you felt your pleasure building with each thrust. He reached down and grabbed your ass, squeezing the soft flesh as began to pick up his pace. His breathing became ragged as he went deeper and deeper into you.
His hands moved higher, gently caressing your breasts, his lips lightly sucking and licking them. His fingers moved lower, rubbing and teasing your clit, and his tongue licked and sucked your nipples.
“Fuck, just look at you, your fucking tits bouncing…” he mumbled, his mouth watering at the sight. “Gonna get you pregnant with my baby, and your tits are gonna be so fucking big.” Jaehyun moaned at the thought. You felt his tongue flick against your nipples, and you gasped in pleasure as he teased them with his mouth.
As he sucked on your nipples, Jaehyun started to pick up the pace, pushing himself in and out of you. His hips moved in a perfect rhythm, each thrust sending a wave of pleasure through your body. You felt your eyes roll to the back of your head, and your breath coming in ragged gasps.
You could feel the heat building inside you as he continued to move. His hand moved down, rubbing against your clit as he moved, sending pleasure coursing through your veins. His thrusts were getting harder, and faster, and you could feel yourself getting closer and closer to the edge.
Just then, he pulled out of you and flipped you over onto your back. He stared into your eyes, holding your gaze as he penetrated you again. “Fuck Jaehyun, I need your cum.” You whined. His thrusts were more forceful now, and you could feel yourself moaning louder and louder as he continued to move inside of you.
He then started to move one of his hands up and down your body, playing with your nipples and lightly caressing your breasts. His tongue lapped at them, and you felt your body tense up as he sucked on them. He moved the other hand down to your clit again, rubbing it in circles as he moved inside of you.
“Need to get you so fucking full.” Jaehyun spoke aimlessly as he fucked your cunt, his thrusts growing harsher by the second. You hummed at his words, equally as brainless as he was from the stimulation.
You felt yourself getting closer and closer to the edge, and Jaehyun increased his thrusts, pushing himself deeper inside of you. He grabbed your hips and held you tight, pushing himself deep inside of you. You screamed out in pleasure, your orgasm ripping through your body, and he followed shortly behind, his body shaking in pleasure.
His moans grew louder and his thrusts became more intense, the pleasure becoming too much for him to handle. He felt his orgasm build up inside of him, and as he reached the peak, he let out a cry of pure ecstasy. Jaehyun slowly pulled out of you before he laid beside you.
Turning to face him, you both lay there for a few moments, your breathing ragged and your hearts pounded in your chests.
“I meant what I said…” Jaehyun said, his thoughts now cleared from his prior state of mind. “About being together. The baby too, but that can come later.”
“I like that idea,” you hummed and pressed your lips to his.
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Every Night, Every Day, Every Second
|| Jinx x fem!reader
|| Warnings; Jinx being clingy with reader, Jinx doubting herself, reader teasing Jinx, Jinx assuring herself reader is real, first I love yous
|| Summary; when reader and Jinx spend the night cuddling, reader can't help but admire her. Chaos and all.
Requests closed!
Started; December 8th
Finished; December 8th
HurtCember2024; Day 8, Cuddles
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The night was still young as you laid on the couch. Jinx snuggled right up against you. She was never not cuddling with you. Jinx loved to cuddle. At first, it put her off. It took her a while to get used to it. Then once she did? Well, Jinx was all over you. Every night, every day, every second. You were basically Jinx's favourite chair. She loved you. Which was perfect for you.
Physical touch was one of your biggest love languages, so there were never complaints about it from you. Maybe those around you. Always wondering why Jinx was attached to you. You paid them no mind, hardly caring what they thought. Jinx was all that mattered, anyways. She was your rock, just as you were hers.
Night continued to drag on. Neither you or Jinx made an effort to move; did you have stuff to do? Maybe. But this was much better. Feeling Jinx against you, her warmth, steady breathing... it was everything. She was everything. Your eyes wandered down to her. Admiring the way Jinx looked. How at ease she seemed. Even within her chaos, there were moments like these that felt almost domestic in nature. Where you just spent time with your favourite gal. Your hands played with Jinx's hair.
The action brought her attention to you. Jinx looked up into your eyes, seeing the look you were giving her. It made her blush," what is it? Do I have oil on me again?" She asked, rubbing at her cheek. She wasn't sure why you were staring. She wasn't that interesting. Right?
You couldn't help but chuckle, bringing her in even closer. Kissing the spot on her cheek where she rubbed in her search for nonexistent oil," no. You just... I don't know, you're really pretty," you murmured. Your own cheeks turning the same pink as Jinx's.
Jinx looked to you again. Adjusting herself so the two of you were now chest to chest," ya know.. if ya wanted a kiss you could have just taken one, dummy. Don't gotta butter little ol me up." Her hands cupped your cheeks, just feeling you. Assuring herself you're real.
Your hands came up and rested on her wrists, giving Jinx a gentle smile. You knew she needed the assurance, you really didn't mind. You'd let her do anything if it helped," that's not what I was doing, J. But I wouldn't mind a kiss if you're offering~" you teased.
Jinx laughed and kissed you. Her lips soft against your own, moving slowly. With care you didn't see her have with really much else. When the kiss broke, you gave her another brief one, meeting her eyes again," I love you." You hadn't said those words to each other yet. But you meant them. Every letter.
Jinx's eyes widened, her heart rate speeding up. Did you just say...? She wasn't sure she heard you right," say it again?"
You laughed, playfully nudging her," you know, normally this is the part where you say it back."
"I know- I just- say it again."
"I love you," you humoured her. Knowing Jinx probably needed the assurance again. She seemed to just melt in your hold, cuddling up to you further. As though trying to merge your bodies together with no success.
"I love you, too."
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THE GANGS ALL HERE 🗣️🔥‼️ information below the cut, “B” cast ( Doll, Lizzy, Thad) have not been included yet as they dont have a role in the main story yet. feel free to ask any questions, me and @kylelily123abc4 will do our best to answer them (:
UZI
Uzi is a 21 year old woman with an undergraduate in medical engineering, which she was coaxed into by her parents (Namely Khan). She is incredibly adept and smart and prefers the technicalities of weapons engineering, and majors in art on the side. She would like to do it full time, however her parents insist it’s not a “real job.” She volunteers at the local hospital N, V and J are relocated to from overseas so they can continue inpatient care until they are stable enough to be discharged and resume physio / psychotherapy as outpatients. She meets N during his time there and immediately clicks with him, and eventually begins to visit him on her off hours, and continues to visit him even after her contract ends. They end up establishing a relationship together and, after finding it is much less expensive commuting to school, moves in with N, V, J, Cyn and Tessa in their apartment for the semester.
She spent most of her childhood moving around and being bullied—the most significant moment having been when her first kiss was stolen by someone who only dated her because he was dared to.
Uzi is a big fan of all things anime, edgy humor, hot topic, and nightcore. she’s got the soul of an unabashed 2000s emo girl stuck in the modern day.
N
Private first class Nate (all his friends call him N) Is a 23 year old man who was fostered from a family in Utah alongside his sister Cyn under Tessa, another childhood friend, and the Elliot family in Melbourne Australia from the ages of 8-18. When of applicable age, he went back to the United States to enlist in the marines and live with Cyn, a former child prodigy who was scouted and given multiple scholarships due to record breaking academics and reflexes on simulator games.
He was severely traumatized during his first deployment overseas along with his other childhood friends, V, and J, after their humvee hit an IED during a routine supply run. All three were critically injured and the sole survivors of their team of 6. He, along with J and V spent a total of 12 hours alone in the desert before they were airlifted to an emergency hospital in germany, then, once stabilized, returned to the states to resume inpatient care in Salem, Oregon.
Despite his honorable discharge and severe ptsd diagnosis, N does his best to remain upbeat and positive, almost to a fault, oftentimes repressing “bad” thoughts or feelings.
He ends up meeting Uzi in the hospital and they form a relationship together, her eventually moving in and living with V, J, Him, Tessa, and Cyn in their flat after they’re discharged from the hospital.
J
Sergeant Jane (Only preferring J when around close friends) is a 26 year old trans woman who was fostered from an immigrant afghan family under Tessa, another childhood friend, and the Elliot family in Melbourne Australia from the ages of 4-18, having realized she was a woman very early in life. She began socially transitioning at 12, and began HRT as soon as she aged out of the system. She was the first to be involved with the Elliots and was pushed to enlist in the australian military, quickly moving up the ranks to sergeant and was eventually posted in the united states to assist in training other cadets. She was severely traumatized during her second deployment overseas along with her other childhood friends, V, and N after their humvee hit an IED during a routine supply run. All three were critically injured and the sole survivors of their team of 6. she, along with J and V spent a total of 12 hours alone in the desert before they were airlifted to an emergency hospital in germany, then, once stabilized, returned to the states to resume inpatient care in Salem, Oregon.
Having been their squad leader, J often blames herself for the incident, even if she doesn’t talk about it or say anything out loud. J is an ass kisser. She will do anything and everything to succeed and has a Holier Than Thou personality, often very uptight and not about any bullshit. Her relationship with N specifically is horrible, and she harbours lots of jealousy and resentment from their time growing up due to favoritism.
She has a long standing, massive crush on Tessa Elliot, her longtime confidant and friend, though it went unrequited for their entire childhood and into their early adult life, J often being subject to Tessa’s dating endeavours and crushes in the meantime.
V
Lance Corporal Victoria, (Who prefers to go by V present day) 4-18 who was fostered from a family in Vermont under Tessa, another childhood friend, and the Elliot family in Melbourne Australia from the ages of 8-18. She enlisted in the military alongside J and eventually N, and was transferred to the states to assist in training procedures for new cadets with J.
She was decommissioned during her second deployment overseas along with N and J after their humvee hit an IED during a routine supply run. All three were critically injured and the sole survivors of their team of 6. She took the brunt of the blast, sustaining the most severe wounds and was airlifted to an emergency hospital in germany, then, once stabilized, returned to the states to resume inpatient care in Salem, Oregon.
The doctors operating on her told her she would never walk again--V proved that wrong by walking the next week. It was a miracle—however V simply states it was due to “having that dog in her.”
She is very resilient, but is often grumpy with a dry sense of tone and humor. She used to have feelings for N when they were kids, but it's since faded as they grew and disappeared during their time in active duty. Though despite this, she still cares for him as a friend, even if she rarely shows it.
She is the first to be discharged, having been set up in an apartment downtown by Tessa, who lives with her and eventually is joined by N, J, Cyn, and eventually Uzi. She is a gym rat with a heavy workout regimen that she will make everyone else's problem if its interrupted.
CYN
Cynthia (Who ONLY goes by Cyn present day) is N's little sister. She is still in active duty in the military air-force. She was a child savant who graduated highschool at 14 and college at 18, moving on to become one of the best UAV operators in history, with successful missions reaching into the hundreds. Cyn is autistic and physically disabled, having been born with cerebral palsy, and uses forearm crutches as mobility aids--but make no mistake, she is incredibly intuitive and adept. often knock-kneed and walks with an awkward gate, and speaks with very ‘robotic’ mannerisms. She sometimes struggles to show empathy in a ‘socially normal way’ or have a conversational filter. She has a very dark sense of humor as well, that for those not used to her may find jarring or off putting. Cyn hates being referred to as a child or incompetent because of her appearance or her disability, she will even go to an extent to prove the point that she does not need assistance. Tends to be protective of N, to a lesser but still protective of V and J and much later down the line Uzi becomes a close friend of hers.
In her off time she enjoys painting warhammer figurines, collecting cards and playing video games. She has a very kitsch, macabre sense of interest, often owning eclectic, odd knick knacks and memorabilia, namely a taxidermied wombat she’s affectionately named “Suzie.”
TESSA
Dr Tessa James Elliot is a very talented surgeon working out of a public hospital in Brisbane, Australia, descending from a very rich family. She is N, V and J’s childhood friend and frequently travels to different parts of the world to assist in surgeries or specialist care. Tessa paused all of her work when she learned of their incident overseas, flying to America to personally attend to their care–with some bribery and finagling due to HIPPA not allowing biased treatment. She just cares too much to not do anything. Tessa is a joyful, social butterfly. Excellent bedside manner and a good sense of humor but sometimes comes off as socially awkward. She is J’s lifelong crush despite not being aware of it, having spent some time dating around but nobody ever seems to be the right fit. She often complains about her recent dating endeavors to J much to her chagrin.
Tessa is, for the lack of a better word, weird. Think Cyn with a little more charisma, often not having a conversational filter or saying things out of the blue. She is not disturbed by otherwise off putting things like death, bodily fluids, nudity, gore etc, and has a bit of a dark sense of humor that she portrays very upbeat and positively. She is incredibly smart and adept bookwise, however socially she comes up a bit short.
there is an alternative version of these guys however it is 18+ for nudity. you can see it on bluesky here and twitter here
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Can you write a Price Drabble? Heavy smut with him being a tiny bit pathetic and a lot bit desperate? Make it messy? (Also this man has to have the most hardcore breeding kink 🙏🏻)
(sorry if it’s a bad description, I don’t really do requests often 😭)
-moss
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“Can’t ever,” he grunted, “get enough of this fucking cunt. Milking me dry, y’know that?”
The sound you made was feral, a moan that clawed at your throat, tearing through layers of skin until it found its own voice. Your cunt gripped his cock, his length dragging along gummy walls with an obscene squelch.
“Maybe I should just put a baby in you. You want that? You want my baby?”
Your nod wasn’t enough for him as he gripped at your hip, delivering a harsh spank to your backside, a red welt forming under the pressure. Sweat covered you both, his saliva, from the previous oral he performed on you, cascaded between your ass and pussy, strings of slick dragging along his full balls.
“Gonna look so good all round and full - full of my babies. Can’t-“ he thrusted.
“Get-“ Another thrust.
“Enough.”
His tone was laced with desperation, a sense of demand lingering as he kissed your cervix, bruising your insides in a possessive manner.
“J-John - oh my God-“
“That’s it baby, say my fucking name. Need you so fucking bad - God - need to put a fucking baby in you - see you all swollen with my seed-“
“Please-“
His grunt was loud and animalistic, his bicep wrapping around your throat as he pulled you against his chest, deep strokes penetrating your fluttering hole.
“Would die without this cunt, y’know that?”
He wasn’t lying. Price wouldn’t survive without you, you made him whole. So would a family.
His thrusts grew rapid, heavy balls slapping against your thighs as he rutted, breathing hot air into your neck as you gripped onto him, moans spilling from cracked lips.
“Fuck J-John, so good-“
Calloused fingers found your clit, rubbing it in a figure 8 as you whined, jolting your head back as sweat clung to your neck, his chest covered in salted moisture.
Your head was quick to turn, meeting his lips in a mess. Your saliva exchanged, pooling in each other’s mouth as you breathed the same oxygen back and forth, spit drooling down your mouths.
His movements against your sensitive bud grew more overwhelming as a familiar coil began to surge through your belly, swirling in ecstasy as you moaned.
“Cum for me baby, please, need to feel you squeeze me- God- please, please-“ he grunted, pulling away to lick at your ear lobe.
You stuttered out a fuck as you came, the squelch of liquid spluttering from you as it drenched the seats, your cunt clenching in rapid motions against his throbbing shaft as he bottomed out, holding himself against your cervix before he groaned, hot spurts of cum soaking your walls.
You felt weak as you collapsed, your legs spread as John pulled out. It took a second but the man’s reaction surged something into you. Cerulean eyes watched as a glug began to drip, soaked fingers quickly pushing his seed back into your fertile womb.
“Gonna keep trying till we see two lines, baby.”
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bed chem
a/n- based off bed chem by sabrina carpenter. also I want a bf bro 😔💔💔💔💔
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y/n what a wonderful night ! 💕
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rachelzegler MY BEAUTIFUL BEST FRIEND
ynsmusic DID YOU FINALLY MEET TIMOTHEEEE
popyn i saw on the livestream that they were near each other while in line for the carpet, so I hope so !! she's been a fan for so long 🥺
ynsbeatbox you never ever miss
@ynupdates just tweeted- y/n seemingly liked and then unliked a post from a timothée chalamet fan account on tiktok!
@ynsblanket replied- DONT AIR OUT HER BUSINESS LIKE THAT 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@shawnxyn replied- it's okay girl we've all been there 😭
@saturdayyn replied- she's real asl tbh
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y/n i bet we'd have really good....
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rocketyn ARE THESE NEW SONG LYRICSSSS !?!?!
uptownyn she's too gorgeous bro omg
ynjoel new album!?!?!
windyn GOOD WHAT?!?!! WHATTTT DONT LEAVE US HANGINGGG
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tchalamet late post, being a co-chair was amazing. thank you thank you thank you.
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laurieslaurence YOU AND BILLIE DID AMAZING
timmysmanager PLSSS you're so cute
y/n awesome
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@y/n just tweeted- been watching little women a lot lately and im pissing my sister off cause I keep randomly yelling "JO WE'VE GOTTA HAVE IT OUT"
@tinydanceryn replied- the way i have that whole scene memorized
@y/n replied to @tinydanceryn- no girl same I HAVE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE I HAVE KNOWN YOU JO-
@laurieslaurence replied- REALLL
@cineyn replied- you give amy march soooo much
@chiyn replied to @yn- nah fr her songs have such amy vibes
@y/n just tweeted- patiently waiting for my laurie laurence
@sweetyn replied- mhmmmm we know girl. you're waiting for THEE laurie laurence
@staryn replied- IT'S NO USE JO
@littleyn replied- she thinks she's slick LMAOOO
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y/n you make me wanna make you fall in love
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ynscat she's rly active recently 😭😭WHO is she trying to impress lmaooo
bobyn are these lyrics or just a silly caption
y/n can't it be both?
bitchisback YOU'RE SO HOTTTT
ynsemo billie liked omg my pop princesses !!!!!
@timmyupdates just tweeted- Timothée seen with fans recently! He expressed how happy he was with the Met Gala, and said how he was able to meet some "really wonderful and beautiful people" thanks to it.
@boneslee replied- he looks soooo good 🫦🫦
@lauriesvest replied- ughhhh I wish the livestream stayed on longer! I got fomo 💔😔
@timmysgreeneyes replied- WHO DID HE MEETTTTT
@ynupdates just tweeted- Y/n has once again liked a post regarding Timothée. This time it was a video of him walking around LA, while paparazzi asked about his love life.
@shortnyn replied- "once again" is crazyyyy 💀💀
@lookingatyn replied- yall j loveeeeeee calling her out, huh 😭😭💀
@timoatreides replied- he looks really good there so I can't even blame her
~~~ 8 months later ~~~
tchalamet just posted a story!
caption- Y/N !!!!!!!!!!
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y/n dream-came-trued it for ya
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amoreenayn oh. my. god.
laurieamy BRO WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN
tchalamet so sweet
satyn I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
popyn so random... but at the same time, it makes SO much sense.
@ynupdates just tweeted- y/n and Timothée Chalamet seen today at a mall in Indiana, sources say they were holding hands and seemed pretty close !
@eltonyn replied- very happy for them tbh, I think they suit eachother really well!
@rainyn replied to @eltonyn- I agree, I think they balance eachother out 🫶 they're a good match!
@kenzyn replied- guys let's remember that they only met a few months ago at the Met Gala !!!!! it's still extremelyyyyy early in their relationship/friendship/whatever this is.
@darlingyn replied to @kenzyn- I don't think they would share this much publicly if they weren't secure in their relationship
@tsgf replied to @darlingyn- or they're in the honeymoon phase
@dyltims replied to @tsgf- first of all, you're a weirdo. second of all, i think they're both mature enough to know what to share and what not to.
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tchalamet 📽 🛏 ⚗️ 🧪 📽
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viciousyn bed... science ?? bed... beaker ??? sleep science ? BRO WHAT 😭😭😭
ynslipgloss OMG THEY FILMED SMTH TOGETHEE IS IT A MV !!??!! FOR HER?!?!?!
pinkponyclub okay im invested now
timospaul if it is a mv HOW TF did they afford him 😭😭😭
lauriesvest he def did it as a favor for his gf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
confidentyn realll, it's not like he needs the extra cash anyway LMAO
y/n just posted a story!
caption- 😳😳😳 atticus actually likes somebody omg it's a miracle.
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tchalamet 🛏🛏🛏👅👅👅‼️‼️‼️‼️
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y/n where art thou?
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shortyn the emojis boy what the hell
tsgf ughhhhhhh
ynsbeatbox stfu hoe
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tchalamet woahhh
comments have been limited
y/n yeah I know what that means
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y/n out of breath, got me scrolling like ooooo....
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timmysgf basic
y/n funny how he's laying next to ME rn huh?
oppositeyn ATEEEEEE
tchalamet mmmmm
tchalamet im obsessed !!!
tchalamet camaraderie
ynxtimmy i sure hope his comments will make sense soon 😭😭😭💀💀💀
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tchalamet tonight. 11pm 🛏
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ynsmagic FINALLYYYYYYYY
timmysgreeneyes the way this will change the trajectory of my life forever
florencepugh AHHHHHHHH
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y/n bed chem 😍🧪
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tchalamet i am such a gentleman to you.
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y/n ily baby forever 😍
pleasepleaseyn that's not what the song says...
ynsheadphones IM OBSESSED ITS SOXGOODDDD
timmylaurie there's no way he acts that way w you in private im sorry like what LMAOO
ynscat idk i believe it... lil timmy tim was a thing wasn't it
yndefensesquad DONT EMBARASS HER MOTHERFUCKERR
shortyn the way she's been teasing these lyrics for monthsssss she's wanted him from the get go 😭😭💀 real af
lauriesvest this is the sexiest timmys acted 🫦🫦🫦🫦 amazing thank you y/n
eternalyn her hard work does not go unnoticed fr
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THE AMAZING DIGITAL CARNIVAL - COMIC #8 & 9 FANDUB
pfft... women, am i right, caine? /j
WONDERFUL AU AND ART BY @sm-baby
voices by uh. me
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Rules
Hey everyone, I thought it would be a good idea to establish some ground rules to guide interactions on here so without further ado: 1) I get to change and or ignore my own rules as and when I like. It's my blog so tough. 2) I won't even consider answering an ask unless it meets the following criteria: a) I haven't been asked it before on Tumblr. b) It is worded as a question. c) It does not ask me to rule on canon for content I make. d) It does not ask for takes on real people. e) It has a positive tone (seeking to become positive counts) f) It is not a callout (e.g. why are you so rubbish etc.) g) It is not asking for confidential information on business and/or Intellectual property h) It is not just rephrasing a previous question because people didn't like the answer. i) It's respectful. j) It is not just a veiled story request (e.g. why don't you make these characters kiss etc.) 3) This is not a press conference or an interrogation. If you want to ask serious questions about Rusty Quill and other proper topics send them to [email protected] 4) If you DM me I will ignore it on principal. Not because I don't like you but because I am receiving so many that I can't be fair with it and it's just generally unwise anyway. 5) Remember we are all human. That means we can make mistakes, change our minds, be flippant, have a bad day and give bad advice. Please show a little grace rather than trying to catch people out. I do not support dogpiling in any situation. 6) Be kind. The fastest way to get yourself blocked by me is being unkind even if you are in the right. Some of the cruellest and regrettable actions I have ever seen have been fuelled by righteous indignation. 7) Be wise. Internet culture moves fast. Not everyone knows everything you know and not everyone needs to know everything you know. You aren't helping me if you appoint yourself "chief brainbox educator supreme" and try to school people on how things should be. Let's just all keep it chill yeah? 8) Be patient. This is not my job. This is barely even counts as a good idea! I run my social media when I can but I don't have deadlines and I don't have sociability quotas. I might do a flurry of activity when I have time then go quiet for months. Just go ahead and assume if I am not posting it's for a good reason. 9) One question per person. Don't worry it doesn't annoy me, its just I don't know if its fair me using all my social media time budget on a single person and leave others unanswered.
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Can you do a fic about you going on a date with a guy you met, and you go on this date and have to call Chris to save you in the middle of it because the guy starts to make you uncomfortable. Chris ends up confessing his love for you and you do the same ?
you thought it might be nice to try something new. dating apps were an experiment, and swiping through profiles felt more like a game than anything serious. when ryan asked you out, you figured, why not? his messages were clever enough, and he seemed normal—or at least, normal enough.
but now, sitting across from him at this dimly lit bar, you're regretting every decision that brought you here.
his jokes are off. not funny, just off. the kind that make your skin crawl, like he’s testing boundaries just to see how far he can push them. you fake polite laughs at first, but it only seems to encourage him.
then there’s the way he keeps leaning in, closing the space between you like he’s daring you to pull back. your drink sits untouched while you nod along to whatever he’s saying about himself—something about his ex, or maybe his job.
why the fuck was he telling you about your ex? absolutely not.
your phone feels heavy in your pocket, a lifeline you’re too nervous to grab. when he brushes your arm, the touch lingers just a second too long, and that’s it for you.
"excuse me," you mumble, slipping out of your chair. "just gonna use the bathroom."
in the cramped stall, you fumble for your phone, your hands shaking slightly as you type out a message to chris.
you hey can u call me?? this date is fucking horrible i need out read, 8:34 pm
the three dots appear almost immediately.
chris wya? read, 8:34 pm
you send the address. no hesitation.
chris i'm on my way j relax for now kid read, 8:35 pm
you exhale, leaning against the stall door. it’s going to be fine. chris always has your back.
back at the table, ryan’s irritation is thinly veiled behind a smile. "you okay? thought you ditched me for a second there."
"just a quick call," you say, forcing a smile. your phone buzzes on cue.
"sorry, gotta take this." you step away again, answering without hesitation.
"i’m outside," chris says, voice calm and steady.
the relief is instant. "okay, thanks, be right there."
you grab your bag, muttering an apology to ryan. "friend emergency. i have to go, i'm sorry."
he starts to protest, but you’re already heading for the door, your heart pounding as you step outside and spot chris sitting casually in the driver's seat.
"hey," he says once you climb into the passenger seat, his eyes scanning you like he’s making sure you’re really okay.
"hey," you reply, and just like that, the tension eases.
the car smells faintly of his cologne, familiar and grounding. "what happened?" he asks as he pulls onto the street, his tone neutral but his grip on the wheel firm.
"he was...weird," you say, shrugging. "too much. i didn’t feel safe."
chris nods, jaw tightening. "idiot," he scoffs.
you glance at him, surprised. "what?"
"him," he clarifies, glancing at you briefly. "for thinking he could get you."
you laugh, a short, nervous sound. “c'mon. it’s not like that.”
he doesn’t respond right away, just keeps driving. finally, he pulls into the parking lot of your apartment and turns to face you, one arm draped over the steering wheel.
"nah, it is like that," he says, voice low but steady. "you deserve better. someone you didn't randomly meet on tinder, who probably just wants to fuck. need someone who actually sees you."
you blink, unsure how to respond. "chris..."
he shakes his head, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. "i mean, i’ve been your best friend for years, and i’ve tried to play it cool, but i kinda can’t anymore."
the words hang in the air, heavy and electric.
"say something," he says, his confidence faltering just slightly.
you stare at him, heart pounding. "i think...i’ve been waiting for you to say that."
his smirk softens into a real smile, the kind that makes your chest ache in the best way. "yeah?"
"yeah."
he leans in, slow enough that you can stop him if you want to, but you don’t. when his lips meet yours, it’s not rushed or hungry like all the other kisses you've experienced with men you've met on dates. it’s warmth, steady and sure, like this is exactly where you’re supposed to be.
when he pulls back, his eyes are brighter, his smile a little smug. "took you long enough," he scoffs.
you laugh, shaking your head. "shut up and drive me to get ice cream."
he chuckles, throwing the car into reverse. "whatever you want."
and for the first time all night, you feel completely at ease.
thank you for reading!! <3
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CONFIDENTIAL LOGISTICS REPORT
DRC, Planning & Evaluation Office, Logistics & Infrastructure Division
Date: [REDACTED]
To: Director [REDACTED]
From: Administrator [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division
Subject: Facility Expansion: New Paternity Compound Construction
Executive Summary
This report outlines the ongoing expansion of DRC-operated paternity compounds across several strategic locations nationwide. In response to increasing insemination rates and projected surrogacy demands, we have begun constructing new high-capacity compounds to accommodate more surrogates. These expansions will enable the DRC to streamline the conscription process, optimize surrogacy cycles, and ensure our ability to meet the population sustainability targets outlined for the next fiscal period.
The new compounds focus on enhanced security, specialized medical equipment, and increased surrogacy capacity.
I. Facility Expansion Overview
Strategic Locations and Site Selection
To ensure regional coverage and minimize travel time to detain and inseminated surrogates, the DRC has approved the construction of [REDACTED] new paternity compounds in FEMA Zones 4, 6, 7, and 8. These facilities will be situated in [REDACTED] areas, selected for their proximity to population centers, existing transport infrastructure, and relative isolation, ensuring operational security.
Zone 4: Atlanta, GA
Zone 6: Houston, TX
Zone 7: Omaha, NE
Zone 8: Denver, CO
Each compound is designed to accommodate [REDACTED] surrogates at any given time, with the ability to scale up to [REDACTED] in emergencies. Construction is scheduled for completion within the next [REDACTED] months, with the first inspections set to begin by [REDACTED] this year.
Paternity Compound Design Features:
High-Capacity Paternity Wards: Each compound contains specialized wards designed to manage surrogates carrying up to sedecatuplets (16), with private rooms for those at risk of premature labor.
Enhanced Monitoring Systems: Advanced surveillance and biometric monitoring ensure constant oversight and swift response to emergencies.
Security Enhancements: Reinforced containment protocols, secure access points, and patrol routes have been established to prevent unauthorized access and ensure surrogate compliance.
II. Specialized Equipment and Medical Support
Given the unique demands and expectations placed on surrogates, each paternity compound will be equipped with advanced medical infrastructure to ensure the safety and effective management of extreme weight gain, reduced mobility, and increased risks of organ stress.
Key Equipment and Infrastructure:
Reinforced Support Beds: Traditional hospital beds have proven insufficient for surrogates carrying high multiples, whose pregnancies can lead to total weight gains exceeding 200 lbs. Each ward will feature reinforced, adjustable support beds capable of accommodating extreme weights. These beds will be equipped with pressure-relief systems to minimize discomfort and reduce the risk of bedsores for near-immobile surrogates.
“I hate that I’m here! But… all I have is this bed! I can’t move, I can’t breathe half the time, but at least I have a fucking memory foam mattress!” - Surrogate S118-176-J, 27 days pregnant with decatuplets (10)
Automated Feeding & Hydration Systems: Automated systems will ensure continuous nutrition and hydration to support surrogates with reduced mobility. Given the caloric intake requirements for such pregnancies, these systems will monitor and adjust fluid and nutrient delivery, reducing the need for frequent staff intervention.
“I’m basically just a machine now, aren’t I? They hook me up, pump me full of these stupid protein shakes, and keep me breathing so I can keep carrying these bowling ball-sized kids. It’s disgusting!” - Surrogate S117-138-N, 18 days pregnant with quattuordecatuplets (14)
Custom Mobility Aids: Custom-designed lift systems and mobility aids will be integrated into each ward to facilitate the movement of surrogates. These devices will allow for safe repositioning, transfers to specialized birthing chairs, and support during transport.
“I don’t know how they expect us to move with this much weight on us. Even standing feels like my legs are going to snap. Those lifts? They’re humiliating... but without them, I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed at all.” - Surrogate S120-494-P, 30 days into a sedecatuplets (16) pregnancy
Advanced Fetal Monitoring: Each compound will have real-time ultrasound and biometric monitoring stations to track fetal development. Given the accelerated gestational period, these systems will continuously update fetal positioning, size, and viability, enabling rapid response to complications.
"It’s terrifying. Knowing how big they are, how many there are… they’re not coming out normal. When I finally pop them all out, they’ll get better care than I ever did!" - Surrogate S119-667-N, 22 days pregnant with hendecatuplets (14)
Dedicated Obstetrics & Neonatal Care Units: Immediate neonatal care is essential, and each compound will include state-of-the-art neonatal intensive care units (NICUs) to support newborns. Advanced incubators and respiratory support systems will ensure the survival of even the most premature babies.
"They always tell me how important it is to ensure the babies survive, even if I don’t. I get it, I do… but knowing there’s a whole team of people ready to take over the second I’m gone? It’s like they’ve already decided how this ends." - Surrogate S117-856-M, 8 days pregnant with tridecatuplets (13)
Pain Management and Sedation Systems: Surrogates will experience extreme discomfort and physical strain. Each paternity ward will be equipped with integrated IV pain management systems, allowing for both localized and systemic pain relief. Sedation protocols can be initiated remotely if a surrogate's distress becomes vocal, ensuring they can not incite civil disorder.
“I’m so big I can’t even see my dick, which is now buried under all these babies and fat. I’d be lying if I said the meds didn't help to blitz me out of my mind... a caring them I'm a gigantic incubator now.” - Surrogate S119-461-L, 11 days pregnant with dodecatuplets (12)
Future Equipment Developments: Research teams are exploring next-generation mobility aids, including exoskeleton support harnesses, to provide mobility assistance for late-term surrogates. These innovations aim to improve surrogate survival to deliver full-term pregnancies. Once available, prototypes will be tested in select compounds.
III. Expansion Strategy: Future Projections and Scaling
Projected Surrogacy Demand: With the increase in insemination rates, each compound is expected to handle up to [REDACTED] inseminations per month once fully operational. This translates to a need for approximately [REDACTED] newborns annually to meet population sustainability targets. Our current projections indicate that these numbers are achievable.
IV. Conclusion and Recommendations
The successful construction and operation of these new paternity compounds are critical to effectively maintaining the DRC’s ability to enforce surrogacy mandates. Our specialized equipment and infrastructure improvements will ensure we meet demands while preserving control over our surrogate.
Report submitted by: Administrator [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division
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To: Administrator [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division
From: Director [REDACTED], DRC
Subject: RE: Facility Expansion: New Paternity Compound Construction
Dear Mr. [REDACTED],
I’ve reviewed the latest progress report on the new Paternity Compounds, and I must commend your team on the impressive strides made thus far, even with the ambitious timeline we’ve set.
I have been particularly interested in the improvements to our birthing suites. As you are well aware, managing multiple pregnancies presents unique challenges.
We are entering a critical phase. I want to emphasize that these upcoming births will set a precedent for all future operations. The successful use of these new facilities will allow us to demonstrate that our methods ensure the next generation's survival and that we can handle the demands without sacrificing efficiency or outcomes.
I look forward to seeing the first results when the initial surrogates reach full term and the birthing suites are fully operational.
Keep up the excellent work, and do not hesitate to reach out if additional resources or support are needed to ensure success.
Regards, Director [REDACTED]
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Selfish Waltz ═ chapter seven
[ J. YH + S. MG ]
chapter seven: we want you
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summary: yunho had been love with y/n since he was sixteen, not mustering up the courage to tell her until seven years later, seven years too late because his best friend just beat him to the punch.
note: reader and the boys are not kpop idols in this
warning: smut, threesome, double penetration, big dick yungi, size kink, just lots of smut
pairings: yunho x female reader, mingi x female reader
genre: smut, friends to lovers, angst, slow burn, romance, polyamory
word count: 4.4K
chapter six
chapter 8 coming soon
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“What?”
Yunho was trying to understand what Mingi was saying but couldn’t for the life of him wrap his head around it.
“Who do you think gave her the idea?”
They were interrupted by Yunho’s dad stepping outside. “Boys, dinners ready and it’s freezing out here.” It felt like they were kids again, being ushered into the house after being outside playing all day.
Yunho sent one last look towards Mingi before following his dad back inside. He was so confused, Mingi’s words on a broken loop in his head.
He needed another drink.
Yunho skipped dinner, grabbing an entire bottle of wine out of the kitchen and sneaking his way upstairs. He stopped a moment at the view of the upstairs Christmas tree he had seen from outside.
The white lights twinkled, tree decorated with red ornaments and golden bows. He took a long swig of the wine, wiping his chin with his sleeve as excess dribbled down.
He was so distracted by the tree he hadn’t noticed y/n follow him. “Yunho?” Her voice was like a slap to the face.
“Who do you think gave her the idea?”
He turned around sharply, sliding past her, searching for a room to just escape from everything. “Not now, y/n!” He needed to think. He needed to make sense of Mingi’s words. He couldn’t do that with her around.
She had a way of drowning him in her presence, drowning him in everything that is her and it was impossible to come up for air.
“We need to talk.” She was following him, repeating the same words Mingi had earlier.
“I can’t…” Yunho found a guest room, slipping inside with no escape of y/n. “I can’t do this right now.”
“So what?” Y/N folded her arms across her chest watching him drink from the bottle of wine. “Are you just gonna ignore it and get drunk?”
Yunho felt himself snap before he could stop. Everything was just too overwhelming for him at the moment. He scoffed. “I’m sorry, excuse me if I need time to process myself fucking my best friend who’s dating my other best friend who apparently planned the entire thing! I’m sorry I need a moment!”
Silence enveloped them, Yunho taking another gulp of the wine. “I…. I can tell you everything…” y/n voice was quiet, nervous. She never had her best friend so mad at her, not in all the ten years of their friendship.
Yunho looked at her, the way she held her arms around herself, avoiding his gaze and fucking felt like an asshole. He sat the bottle of wine down, walking towards her and gently placing his hands on each side of her face, pressing his forehead down against her own.
He was doing it again. Submerging, drowning in her depths as if he didn’t know how to swim.
“Then tell me.” He unconsciously backed y/n up against the wall, his hands moving from her face to cage her in, planting on the wall behind her on each side of her head. “Tell me.” He repeated pulling his head back so he could see her.
Y/N reached to grip at the black suit jacket he wore, too nervous to meet his gaze. “I…. I didn’t plan Mingi…. he just kind of….” She wasn’t sure how to describe the way Mingi practically shoved his way into her heart. She had no idea she’d fall for him. She never looked at him in anyway really other then a friend before the night they first got together. But it didn’t change anything.
She was also still in love with Yunho.
“I’ve….” Does she tell him? Surely it was beyond time to finally get everything out in the open. “I’ve been in love with you for a long time.”
There it was. Yunho froze. She was in love with him? Oh the universe truly hated him. Why did he have to be so terrified of making a move for so long? Why did he wait until he got back home to finally want to? Why did she never say anything?
Yunho jumped back, pulling away from her as the door opened behind them, interrupting them before Yunho could spill his feelings. Mingi stared at them, gaze moving from Yunho who had snatched the bottle of wine back up, to y/n who was frozen in place still against the wall.
There was a thick tension between the three that Mingi decided to cut in half as quickly as possible before it suffocated them. “I’m assuming you want an explanation?”
Yunho looked at him, wiping at the excess wine that had dribbled down his chin. “You planned this, didn’t you..” he knew it by the glint in Mingi’s eyes behind the rim of his glasses. By the way his best friend was trying to subdue the grin wanting to stretch upon his lips.
Mingi walked over, passing by y/n, his hand gliding around her hips to bring himself behind her, chin resting on her shoulder as his arms wrapped around her. This time he did grin. “It’s not like I was gonna be able to keep her all to myself with the way you’ve been pining after her since we were teenagers.”
Yunho glared at him. “Exactly!” He wasn’t even going to try and deny it. “You know how I feel about her and you still got with her behind my back!” He was starting to yell, breath heaving as he finally snapped.
The truth was coming all out in the open.
Y/N had no idea why Mingi was trying to rile Yunho up, her hand reaching up to pinch his arm. He pouted at her before turning his gaze back on his best friend. “I told you over and over again to tell her, that if you didn’t someone else was going to instead.” Mingi shrugged his shoulders. “I can’t help that someone ended up being me.”
“Mingi, stop…” y/n pinched him again. His teasing and antagonizing was not helping anything, especially since both Yunho and Mingi had been drinking. Y/N could also smell the scent of weed on both of them.
Yunho was gripping the bottle of wine by the neck tightly in his hand, jaw clenched. “I was going to tell you…..” might as well be completely honest at this point. His gaze moved from glaring at Mingi to y/n in his arms. “when I got back, I had this whole plan on how….” Yunho chuckled humorously, turning his gaze onto the hardwood floor.
“You were right” He met Mingi’s eyes, his anger gone just left with regret. “I should have told her a long time ago.”
“Tell her now.” Mingi wanted him to. Wanted Yunho to finally say it, get it all out so all three of them can move forward.
“What do you want from me?” Yunho ignored Mingi’s pushing, his stubbornness getting the best of him. “You wanted me to…..”
“We want you.” Y/N interrupted him, her hands placing themselves on Mingi’s arms wrapped around her. “What?” We? They wanted him? Wanted him to what?
“It’s 2024 Yunho,” Mingi rolled his eyes at his best friend’s lost expression. “polyamory is normal.” His words cut through Yunho’s confusion, the reality of what was happening slapping him in the face. Both of them. Y/N wanted both of them. Both of them want her. And it’s not like Yunho was jealous, it truly confused him on how he hadn’t been jealous of Mingi.
Every time Yunho heard them in Mingi’s room, he was never jealous. He just wanted to be there with them. Remembering the dream he had had that morning caused his ears to turn red.
It was like something shifted, a new tension snapped between them all.
Yunho sat the half empty wine bottle down, moving to stand right in front of his two best friends, gaze meeting Mingi’s heated one before he once again grabbed y/n chin, making her look at him.
“I believe you were going to tell me how we got here…” His voice was much deeper now, gaze much darker but filled with so much emotion and want that it took y/n a moment to find her words.
It was almost overwhelming being between them, Mingi still wrapped around her from behind and Yunho towering over her from the front.
Her voice came out breathless when she felt Mingi pull her scarf from around her neck, kissing the exposed marked skin, once, twice, a little bite, three times and then went back to resting his chin on her shoulder as Yunho never broke his gaze with her own, still gently gripping her chin.
“Ok…”
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“He hates us.” Y/N stood in the living room, arms folded around herself as she waited while Mingi helped Yunho with taking his bags to his room. The second Mingi reappeared, guilty and hurt expression on his face, y/n was suddenly conflicted.
Six months ago she was completely in love with Yunho, had been since she realized it after coming back home after freshman year of college. Too afraid to say or do anything in fear of losing her best friend.
Because Yunho would never feel that way about her. Right? They’d known each other since they were twelve years old so surely if he shared her feelings he would have made a move?
That’s what she had always thought until after a few weeks after her and Mingi started dating her, boyfriend let everything slip.
“He’s been in love with you since we were sixteen. Just pining after you for years and no matter how many times I have pushed him to say something, he was always too afraid to.”
The fact that Yunho had been in love with her for so long felt like a punch to the gut.
“He’s hates me.” Mingi corrected her, shaking his head as he pulled her into his arms. “You?” He leaned his forehead down to rest against her own. “He couldn’t hate you if he wanted to.”
Mingi’s hold on her tightened, a sudden fear had slapped him the moment he saw Yunho at the party. Not fear of his best friend hating him though that too was giving him anxiety. No.
He feared he was about to lose y/n. He knew she loved Yunho, she had confessed it to him one night high months before Yunho had left. It’s why Mingi had kept pushing his best friend to hurry and make a move.
Y/N saw the scared look in his eyes that he tried hard to hide. She felt the way he held her as if he were afraid the second he let her go she’d disappear. She reached a hand up to place on the back of his neck. “Mingi….”
Y/N had been dancing around the realization she had come to for a few days now but now she just wanted to say it. Let the scared boyfriend holding onto her know that he had nothing to fear. “I love you.”
Mingi froze. He had been in this situation many times. Those three words said to him on multiple different occasions. He would hear them and run. Love scared the shit out of him.
Watching his parents go through a very difficult and painful divorce at only nine years old, Mingi swore he’d never fall into the emotion.
He realizes now that you can’t fight it without knocking your ass out. And when you come to, it’s pretty fucking good. If it weren’t for who the person was that finally had Mingi give in, he was sure Yunho would fall to his knees in dramatic joy at his best friend finally falling in love.
Mingi crashed his lips against hers, pulling her flushed against him. All his emotions, the love that he now felt that wasn’t just friendly at all, pouring out of him in that kiss.
He hoped Yunho was going to bed. Hoped his best friend had his earbuds in or at least nearby. Y/N gasped into the kiss as Mingi lifted her, carrying her to his, their, room. One arm held her while he used his free hand to pull her shirt over her head, slinging it into the bathroom quickly followed by her black sheer bra he just ripped in a haste.
His mouth was on her instantly, taking a nipple into his mouth as he pushed his bedroom door open with his foot. Y/N almost giggled at the way he dropped her on the bed causing her to bounce as he quickly turned around to shut his door, making notice of the way there was no light peeking under Yunho’s own door across the hall. He was asleep. Mingi had never been more happy about jet lag.
He dropped to his knees practically crawling to y/n where she now sat up at the edge of the bed. His hands glided up her legs, squeezing at her thighs in her pants. He made quick work discarding them and her sheer black panties off of her, arms pushing under her legs to pull her towards him, face now flushed with her soaking pussy.
Mingi looked up at her, grinning and nodding his head back towards his mirror. “Watch us.” His voice was commanding and deep before diving his tongue inside her. After the second swipe of Mingi’s tongue against her, y/n was already beginning to moan loudly, her gaze locked on the reflection of them in the mirror.
Mingi pulled back, a whine escaping y/n when he was no longer face buried into her cunt. “You have to be quiet…” he looked towards the closed door. “Yunho’s sleeping.”
“Seriously?” Y/N hissed at him, being quiet was impossible! Mingi held a finger up to his lips, smirking as he shushed her before diving his tongue back into her aching cunt, sucking her clit into his mouth.
Y/N darted a hand out to grip at Mingi’s hair, pulling at the strands causing him to growl against her and for another moan to escape her followed by a gasp when Mingi slapped her clit. “I said be quiet.”
Y/N glared at him before slapping a hand over her mouth, muffling her moans and gripping Mingi’s hair tightly, pulling it every time he sucked her clit. Her legs tried tightening around him but Mingi held them down in place, burying his tongue into her hole, bridge of his nose rubbing her swollen clit.
She was so close, only two more nudges of his nose and y/n was cumming, legs shaking and moaning loudly into her hand. Mingi moaned into her cunt as she pull his hair even tighter in her grip as she rolled out her orgasm.
He loosened his grip on her legs, kissing his way up her body, pausing to kiss and swirl his tongue around one of her hardened nipples.
“Fuck…” he was growing impatient and just needed to be buried inside her right now! Mingi yanked his jacket off followed by his shirt, both getting tossed to the floor.
His pants were on the floor just as quickly, his underwear straining against his hardened dick, aching for her. Y/N reached for him, Mingi letting her pulls his black Calvin Kleins down, kicking them off once they pooled at his feet.
Hands glided her legs as far open they could spread and Mingi would forever be thankful for the invention of birth control as he guided his length with one hand into her raw and bare. His other hand gripped at y/n ankle, pulling her leg up to prop against his shoulder.
A choked sob left y/n when Mingi sank into her, bottoming out. How was she not supposed to make a noise? His tip reaching that spot deep in her, that slight graze to her g spot eliciting a loud crying moan that almost seemed to echo in the room.
“Be quiet…” Mingi growled against her neck, breath panting against her skin before he kissed her throat, rising up to stand on his knees, starting an already fast past of thrusts.
Another loud moan ripped from y/n as she clenched around Mingi, the sensation of her tightness grasping him causing a deep loud moan and three words to escape him. “I love you.”
“Mingi…” y/n was gone, no longer caring if Yunho heard them, then the thought of him hearing them, waking up and catching them in the act seemed to only have her clench Mingi again, tighter this time. His words and her imagination sending her almost completely over the edge.
“You have got to be quite” Mingi scolded his girlfriend as he rolled his hips, tip of his dick hitting y/n g spot every time, his right hand gripping her leg he had propped up against his shoulder.
He had no intention of waking Yunho up because y/n was very loud, very verbal when he had her on the edge of euphoria. “You’re doing it on purpose.” He noted when y/n smirked at him. Mingi reached his hand up covering her mouth, gripping just enough to muffle her as he felt her clench around him, her orgasm ready to spill out.
Y/N muffled scream and moans against Mingi’s hand we’re barely kept quiet as her orgasm hit her, legs shaking, white spots in her vision and a sob leaving her as she grew overstimulated as Mingi continued to thrust rapidly, nothing able to silence the loud squelching of skin slapping skin as he his hips rutted and a loud moaning groan escaped him as he came feeling y/n up.
His hand still holding her one leg up, fingers gliding slowly down as Mingi gently collapsed above her, hand removing from y/n mouth as his head nuzzled atop her breast, hips rutting up softly to pull himself out of her, his cum leaking out his girlfriend and staining the sheets.
After a long moment that was filled with both their pants and heavy breathing, hearts slowly calming and no longer beating erratically. “He hates me.” Mingi closed his eyes as y/n ran her hands up and down his back as he listened to the now steady beat of her heart.
“He could never hate you.” Her words did little to make Mingi feel less guilty, especially after what they had just done whilst Yunho slept right across the hall.
Mingi sat there a long moment, thinking, his mind conjuring up a crazy idea that just might actually work out. “What if….” He paused, not sure how y/n would react to his proposition. “what if Yunho joins us?”
Y/N was still coming back down from her orgasm high, Mingi’s question not registering to her yet. “What?”
“You know…. like I’m your boyfriend….. he’ll also be your boyfriend….” Mingi rolled off of her, staring up at his ceiling, waiting, nervous. What if y/n thought he was crazy.
Y/N sat up on her elbows, looking down at her boyfriend with a perplexed look on her face. “You mean like…. share?”
“Many couples do it now days.” Ming sat up next to her completely serious now. “You love me……” he gulped, biting his bottom lip, hand reaching for her own and intertwining them together. “but you love him too.”
There was no way y/n could lie to him because he was right. There will always be a part of her longing and in love with Jeong Yunho. “You won’t get jealous?”
“Of Yunho?” Mingi snorted like the idea of being jealous of his best friend was absolutely hilariously absurd. “Never.”
“You’re serious? You want me to date both of you? At the same time?” Y/N was trying to wrap her head around it and thought it wasn’t crazy at all. She had been inseparable from Yunho and Mingi for over a decade, dating them both just made sense in a way.
“How do we get him in?” Now she was just ready to have Yunho in their little bubble. Ready to finally be able to have her best friend the way she had been imagining for a while now.
Mingi was thinking, he knew Yunho almost better than Yunho knew himself. “He’s certainly not gonna make a move now that he knows we’re together….” Yunho would never, at least… Mingi was like 80% sure he wouldn’t. “you’ll have to make a move first.”
“Me?” Y/N couldn’t even tell Yunho she was in love with him all this time and now Mingi wanted her to make the first move on him?
“It’ll be easy.” Mingi assured her, gaze lingering to the gap at the bottom of his bedroom. A shadow passed by. Yunho was awake. “All you have to do is…. push him. Tease him.” He smirked. “Be a brat…. Yunho likes that shit.”
Y/N blushed. She had no idea what Yunho liked when it came to sex, they never talked about it to each other except the time y/n drunkenly told him the guy she had been seeing at that time was the worst pussy eater she’d ever seen.
“He’s awake…” Mingi reached a hand to trace his fingers around her neck, gaze lingering on her tits. “let him see you all fucked out, that pretty post orgasm glow you got.”
Y/N hesitated, nervous, as Mingi handed her one of his shirts to throw on. She grabbed her discarded panties off the floor, pulling them back up her legs. “What do I do?”
Mingi crawled across the bed to her, sheets tangled around his waist. “Just be you but..” he stood on his knees, grabbing her waist and pulling her towards him. “the you I see. The you that likes to tease and drive me crazy.”
“You want me to seduce him.” Y/N shook her head, laughing quietly. “You want to, so stop holding back.” Mingi kissed her before giving her a gentle shove towards the door, smacking her ass causing y/n to glare at him playfully before she opened the door, leaving it gapped open behind her.
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Yunho was standing with his arms folded across his chest, staring at them, gaze lingering back and forth between Y/N and Mingi. “You left that door open on purpose, didn’t you?”
He remembered vividly the image of y/n riding Mingi, their reflection through the mirror that night. The first night he had gotten himself off to them.
“Actually…” Mingi smirked. “I told her to.” He kissed y/n neck, trailing his lips up her jaw, his gaze heated with a hint of mischief as he placed one more kiss on her jawline before turning back to Yunho.
“Moaning loud… sex every night….” Yunho was only looking at Mingi this time. “all of that was on purpose?” His gaze lingered back to y/n, her face flushed from Mingi and his wondering hands and lips.
“That night at the club…” Yunho unfolded his arms, reaching to grab y/n chin, gently gripping her to make sure she couldn’t look away from him. All the pieces were being put together. The phone call where he had heard y/n ask Mingi what if something didn’t work… “were you trying to make me jealous?”
Y/N let out a shuddering breath, Yunho’s hand gripping her and Mingi’s mouth back on her neck was making it hard for her to really think straight. “Maybe.”
“Did she tell you how she made me jealous?” Yunho slowly leaned his forehead against hers. “How she was letting another guy dance all up on her?”
“What?” Mingi stopped kissing y/n neck, furrowing his brows together. “You what?”
Yunho knew Mingi was a very jealous and possessive person, it was his only toxic trait, something him and Mingi had in common other then their love and desire for the woman between them.
“Remember what you said to Hana?” Yunho let his lips brush against hers, waiting. Y/N couldn’t remember much of her little encounter with Yunho’s ex due to the alcohol and the weed infused gummy that had been in her system.
“How he could ever moan my name why getting his dick sucked by you is beyond me…” yunho recited her words back to her, they were permanently burned in his memory. “because if I was sucking his dick, he wouldn’t be able to remember his own name let alone mine.”
Mingi chuckled deeply, he may be a little possessive at times but so was y/n. Her saying that to Hana would have been priceless to see. “Baby, you’re so bratty.” He teased.
“She doesn’t lie though..” Yunho smirked, holding y/n gaze. “it’s fucking beautiful, an art really, the way she can suck dick.”
Y/N eyes widened at Yunho’s words. “Isn’t it though.” Mingi agreed, matching Yunho’s smirk and watching as his best friend crashed his lips against his girlfriend’s.
Y/N moaned into the kiss as Yunho’s hand moved from her chin to her neck, aligning perfectly at the mark he had left. Mingi’s pupils blown, gaze completely filled with hunger watching the two of them together.
Yunho pulled back panting, thumb tracing the center of her throat in his grip, then he was giggling, glancing at Mingi.
“Sorry for fucking her on your bed.” Then he was laughing because the entire situation was insane. Mingi punched him in the arm. “Asshole.” Then he was laughing with him.
Y/N rolled her eyes at them. This was normal for the two of them. Normal behavior, not strained and tense.
“Did you tell Mingi about the little fantasy you have?” Yunho’s look was dangerous, his smile dark but his gaze hungry. “About how you want me and him both to be buried inside you…. stretching you…”
Y/N whimpered at the thought and Mingi rutted against her from behind. “Is that what you want?” His voice was deep, so thick with desire it was practically growling. “You want me and Yunho to ruin you?”
Y/N had no idea how to respond. They were suffocating her in the best way, their bodies flushed against her, the feel of Mingi already hard in his pants behind her. Yunho’s hand gently gripping her throat, mouth now on her neck, the opposite side where Mingi was with his own lips pressed against her. A whimper bubbled up, escaping her in a needy cry. “Please….”
“You in this?” Mingi reached a hand to tug at Yunho’s sleeve to get his attention. He knew himself and y/n were all in, but he needed Yunho to confirm he wanted this to.
“And if I say yes,” Yunho looked up from kissing at y/n neck, looking at his best friend with a dark, wanting gaze. “what happens?”
Mingi shrugged his shoulders like it was obvious. “Then we go home.”
Yunho looked at y/n, he waited too long to be able to call her his, in this case, theirs.
“I want this.”
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TIT AUCKLAND FINAL RECAP
the spoilery stuff is at the bottom of the post, the rest is safe
Since June there has been a discord server going for everyone at the Auckland show. It was amazing to make so many friends before even going to the show. We all got to know each other in the months leading up to the event. Super cool!
We all met up for lunch before the show to hang out and exchanged our crafts. (craft haul x) It made me so happy to see people excited to meet Carlos and my dolls :).
@peter-must-die with his amazing shirt holding Carlos
We made our way to the KTK theater, and I bought some merch. Literally shouted when I opened my photocards to see BLONDE QUIFF PHIL!!!!!! :O
I came PREPARED for my meet and greet, had an agenda broken down into 3 steps. I had been overthinking this for months and have lost so much sleep from tit anxiety. The plan was very helpful! I was revising it in the line.
My hands were totally full. Sister Daniel kept on escaping my grip, we think she was trying to run away. I also recall repeatedly doing my Christophe Giacometti (from yuri on ice) impression in the line.
In the meet and greet line I discovered that I randomly have a lot of upper body strength 😅. I was giving out VERYYY tight deep pressure hugs to people who wanted them. It was very calming. I also got a stopwatch out and we did some 4/4/8 breathing. Then our time was almost up, and WE COULD SEE DAN.
I filmed Max's meet and greet for them first. So that was good getting to spend a minute or so in front of Dan and Phil before it was my turn. I had briefed Max on my agenda, so they knew exactly what to do. My full meet and greet post with photos and the video are here (x). THANK YOU SO MUCH @shitwheresfoxy FOR BEING THE BEST GLAMOUROUS ASSISTANT EVER!
Phil did not seem like a human. I stupidly told him he was like an animatronic robot. He is just SO BEAUTIFUL IT DOESNT SEEM REAL. You need to understand, PHIL LESTER IS SO ETHERALLY GORGEOUS IT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!! He's just so 🥰. No wonder Dan can't stop looking at him like that in the videos. I get it now.
Dan definitely led my m&g, and I've heard others say this too. He does most of the talking, offers to take the photos, and he had the biggest reactions to things. I made him cackle a few times and I will wear that like a badge of honour. Some other highlights include:
Dan's first reaction to Carlos "uhh.. what?"
Dan's crab hands in our selfie
Dan talking to my camera whilst I fetched something from Max
Their first reaction to my dolls
Phil waving and saying bye to me
BONUS 1 MINUTE AND 39 MINUTE VIDEO OF PHIL HOLDING CARLOS, THIS MEANS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO ME
I am slightly embarrassed about how excited I got, I went a bit nuts. Told them Carlos was "the love of my life" 🤦. Was completely hyper after the m&g, had major zoomies and couldn't calm down. That's when we caught up with the silver VIP people from the server.
@totally-srs-all-the-time made this STUNNING bedsheet cape and wanted to put it on me to have mega bed sheet titfit. Only when she held it up to me, I thought she was wanting to use it as a weighted blanket to calm me. So I lay on the floor 😂, she still put it on me and got this pic.
Met the phiwi backpack too!!!
I recorded our preshow and put it on youtube (x). Can't believe Olly's figure skating question was answered! That was wickedly cool. There is a very small group of us who got SUPER into ice skating these past couple of months. So to have our niche acknowledged by Dan himself was PHENOMENAL.
We all danced to HOTOGO, @einsteinfrizz 's amazing video from the balcony can be found here (x)
And then it was time for the show.
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!
I took notes during intermission and after the show of what I remembered.
Our conspiracies were:
Toilet, Clothes, Bus, and Vegas
"They share clothes." Went on about how their nipples touch the same cloth and did weird nipply gestures.
Lawyer Dan banned Australia, wrote erotic fanfiction about Gollum, and went to jail for killing phil. (Phil then said "hopefully he was not a CEO" and everyone CHEERED SO LOUDLY FOR AGES. They were both caught off guard by the big audience reaction, and it seemed like Dan was genuinely surprised/shocked that Phil said that.
Linguist Phil's favourite word was 'perky nana', he liked to help old ladies cum, and had a secret collection of lesbians.
Phil's 1 minute improv was on stationary. He thought the person said penis, but he changed it to pens, and then decided to change it to stationary. He told a story of how he had a cola scented gel pen and would fill in an entire page and just sniff it.
Early on in the show Phil thought he swallowed a fly and started choking. He then yelled for a "minion" to fetch him water. Dan was taken back by this and it was about a minute before a crew member walked on with his water bottle.
(I'm sensing this show is a lot of Phil saying off-script random shit and dan being shocked by him. Which honestly checks out.)
"Jesus but more shippable" IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY DAN
Phil said reject modernity embrace tradition correctly.
They still think the phanniversary was "last month."
Everyone yelling "gay" together in unison was so healing.
Phil messed up the song lyric again and said "I got the tattoo" instead of "you"
SISTER DANIEL HOLY FUCK WHERE DO I BEGIN. I was in the 4th row on the left side which is where she stood. I knew all the spoilers going into it BUT NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME. I screamed at the top of my lungs when I first saw her come out. I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING TO SEE HER IN PERSON I WILL NEVER TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED. She is so AAAH. Religious, eye-opening experiences were certainly had. AND SHE WAS IN DOC MARTENS. I'm never gonna be able to put into words how feral she made me.
I would say that I was very familiar with the show content before I got there. But in reality, everything was 100x weirder than I thought it would be. I mean that in the best way possible!!! Dnp were OFF. THE. RAILS. They were still the same people you see in the videos, but uncut and UNLEASHED.
AND THEN THERE WAS THE FACT THAT I WENT HOME WITH AN ACTUAL PROP?!?!?!
At the end of the show, I rushed to the front of the stage to steal the confetti. (I'm a hoe for collecting show confetti, I did the same thing at WAD).
Whilst I was collecting confetti and taking pics of Carlos, one of the stagehands came out a few times, handing out the Australian props to random people standing at the stage.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!! Here are some close-up photos I took of Obi Wan, and a video of what he can do (x). I walked into TIT with a Sister Daniel and Father Philip doll, and I came out of TIT with Phobi Phan Phenobi.
I also got one of the role model or no-le model cards, it is blank on the other side apart from their signature.
I also got to get up and close with other people's props. I even got to play Max's ukulele. I played the TIT song and I can tell you first hand that that thing was VERY out of tune. I know Dan was only fake playing it, but at least tune it first 😂.
The day after, a big group of us went to Auckland Zoo! Man that was a lot of fun. We signed TABINOFs, and I got a bunchhhh of pics of Phobi Wan, my photo dump is here (x). @spanielt0wel also got a doll, so I made sure to get some photos with them together.
The post-tit depression is REALLLLLL. I miss being surrounded by like minded people. It was so easy to unmask and just be completely myself. I have never felt more like me than when I was surrounded by all the queer, neurodivergent phannies. This was the happiest I've felt in years. So thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who came to talk to me, and to all the friends I've made through the discord 💙.
Now I am back home and terrible influencing up my room cause I never want to forget this amazing experience.
The box frame was inspired by this one
The posters I got signed are looking GOOOOOD. Also Phobi Wan looks so silly sitting with my monster high dolls. I'm gonna treasure him forever. HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also thank you to everyone who voted on my poll you've convinced me that #4 is the way to go and I shall be ordering that flag soon.
THANK YOU TIT AUCKLAND
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