#meanwhile as a bisexual

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[hey-heigo]

happy pride month

[gingerteaonthetardis]

the way faith honest to god thought a threesome was going down tonight, like she had no concept of the Intricacies and Complications, she was just thinking with her dick. perfection

[the-music-maniac]

I've barely started watching One Piece so feel free to tell me if I'm wrong but Sanji seems like the type to say he's fighting demons and the demons are just bisexuality.

No I will not elaborate.

[borgialucrezia]

— And you, my dear brother, you must finish what you started.

[cupidsncheerios]

hot take here but i think vox would get along with adam in the worst way ever.

he was a successful white man in the 1950s which means he is 1000% used to adam's entire schtick, and knows exactly how to play into it, plus he's been in business long enough to be overjoyed at the prospect of an idiotic, arrogant, and insanely important man in charge of thousands of military specialists who is clearly a little bit desperate for someone to enable all of his worst traits. like that's vox's ideal collaborator, it could only be made better if his name started with a v

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Buck: Skin? *Clear* Face? *Moisturized* Hot Pilot Boyfriend? *Riding his dick*

Every single other 118 family member: Unwell.

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

[agentof-chaos]

We're all aware of the common thing in fanfics where Tim uses Bear as a nickname for Bernard, but I feel like we should give Tim a similar nickname.

I suggest Moth, cause his full first name is Timothy, and if you drop the first two letters and the last letter, you're left with "moth," and I think that's really cute.

Bear and Moth

[alfairy]

Since Sonic 3 is presumably the last time we’re gonna be seeing Robotnik in the movieverse (this is jim carreys last acting role since he’s retiring) I think they should just go all out and let Robotnik and Stone be openly in love. Have them make out on screen for a solid minute or two.

[heynhay]

klance but they traded jackets and lance is absolutely clowning on keith’s stupid fucking cropped monstrosity but keith can’t retort because lance’s jacket is so comfortable and it smells like him and and and and—

you guys are good at this hang on

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[peach-pot]

it’s funny how in the episode where britta attends a school dance with a woman and kisses her on the mouth, troy, abed, & annie are easily like 10x as gay as her.

[askinkiskarma]

I’m back to say i just finished season two of Blood of Zeus and fucking hell they had no right making everyone so damn attractive. I need to be at the centre of a Apollo Seraphim sandwich rn or I fear i won’t make it!!!

[casually-odd]

Uchikawa: I hate you I hate you go die

Also Uchikawa:

Four sleepless nights for a crack ship. SAVE ME

On a real note, this was born because I was rewatching the Movie and no one got more pissed about the sextuplets being NEET virgins than Uchikawa. Why was he so pressed????

Everyone just turned away or laughed but Uchikawa wasted all that breath on scolding them.

My dumbass crack theory was that he sort of had an embarrassing (to him) crush on Oso in High school but Oso sucks so he never said anything.

Years later it kind of haunts Uchikawa that he could’ve maybe had something more and then they finally meet again and he’s pissed he didn’t try sooner because Oso’s loser life and behavior is still lowkey attractive to him and he’s mad about it and starts to drink his feelings while remembering old feelings.

THAT WAS MY THOUGHT PROCESS OKAY

I know he was more Ichimatsu’s friend in HS but, like the rest of us, I think Uchikawa saw the allure of guy who sucks yk?

[actuallyrandompersondaily]

The worst thing was he couldn't even talk to anyone about this. Everyone else thought him and Eddie were legitimately married, so any conversations he had would have to be completely roundabout and non-helpful. And he couldn't talk to Eddie about it, because then he'd have to admit that he'd been legitimately flirting in the hospital as he'd had what he'd thought (at the time) must be his second bisexual awakening upon learning that they were married. Which meant Buck would have to admit to having feelings for Eddie, when Eddie clearly wasn't interested in him, because if he was then they wouldn't be married. Obviously

Maybe non-amnesiac Buck was repressing this shit for a reason.