#me: denial is a river in egypt

[indomitablepride]

@age736 said: ♡ || x

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION

○○○○○ | AFFECTION

○○○○○ | INTEREST

●●●●● | LOYALTY

●●●●○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

[violetaquadelight]

They're so Wholesome 🥰

Beginning:

End:

Middle? What middle? 🤨

[ofmd-ann]

1 hour later:

Me on my emotional rollercoaster 🎢

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

someone (not me, please i can't - i have no time) write a fic where tom kisses harry, and harry's just like, "whoa - this bromance has taken an unexpected turn? hmm... it's probably normal." and he simply goes around doing very obvious couple/in-a-relationship-oriented things with tom while his mental monologue is just:

tom, takes harry out on dates: harry: what good bros we are - doing things that heal our inner children! tom, holds harry's hand: harry: mmhm. best bros maintain skinship, yep. tom, kisses harry often and senseless: harry: uhhh? great bros aren't afraid to show physical affection out of misplaced fear of being seen as emasculated? ...yeah!

tom knows what's happening and gets more and more absurd just to see how harry explains away other things he does while also totally taking advantage of him (of course)

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

How JJ looks at Will:

How JJ looks at Emily:

Just saying…

If you listen carefully you can hear Jemily Nation clawing at their enclosure.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

lmao this but lights out!wally

yeah... he's the ultimate "this is fine" guy...

[smiths-fan--13]

"caitlin clark is straight stop projecting!!!!"

caitlin:

[prettyupsetnerd]

don't you just hate it when the ghost of your former bestie (which you used drugz to hallucinate) keeps trying to seduce you

[spencerception]

“i like being alone” but i eat lunch with wilson and i visit wilson during work and i let wilson move into my apartment multiple times and i literally destroy my career so i can spend all of time with wilson did i mention i love wilson

[rae-pss]

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt (♡).

leviathan/gabriel/michael : stop doing that, human.

mc: doing what exactly...?

leviathan/gabriel/michael : things that make me want to love you.

[yesifuckfryingpans]

Was reading one of my fave webtoons (The Doctors Are Out) and this one frame screamed zosan so... SHITPOST TIME!

I could've put more effort in but... nah. Im too fucking lazy. Dont mind the shitty colors.

[espressoristretto-patronum]

I don't know what kind of conversations they're having but I love them 😂

Ominis has probably called Tori "useless lesbian" and Tori replied "What? Hey! That's not true!" and then proceeded to be the most useless lesbian who ever lived

[immodestly-marina]

Okay hear me out bc yes Jared has a wife and kids but I’m I crazy for being convinced he and Jensen were thirsty asf for each other while filming-?

Like these scenes had no business looking so homoerotic but somehow they were asf

Idk maybe Jared just accidentally serves gay

[hubbydaddies]

Rei’s Boss’s “bloodline” speech feels very targeted and homophobic. Like dude keeps bringing it up, and he chooses to show the exact pic with Kazuki and Rei sharing their indirect kiss.

He knows his son is gay, and instead of conversion therapy or the normal disgusting pray the gay away shit homophobic parents use, Shigeki just says “nah, ima do a murder.”

[leclercskiesahead]

I saved this picture a long time ago from tumblr and in light of the recent couch pic I think it’s a good time to bring it back

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Anyone else just wanna grab Will LaMontagne by the shoulders and scream, “DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT YOUR WIFE IS GAY!”