#me: -IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIM!!!-

[darabeatha]

Makes the elf on the shelf move in front of everyone on purpose (thanks to his bug friends, of course!)

[egophiliac]

have you been keeping up with gavv? because holy hell, i think the beginning arc has been one of the strongest beginnings we've had. so many goddamn emotional moments and crazy good fights

oh Gavv has been excellent so far, I've been enjoying it a lot! :> Shoma's an absolutely delightful protagonist, and the balance between "cute silly candy shenanigans" and "urban fantasy crime noir" is...working surprisingly well, actually?

although it does lead to the show basically having two modes:

[ghostvibesonly]

my mental stability lies in the hands of a cockroach

[gayness-and-mayhem]

Father Mulcahy being a spin the bottle champion is something that's so important to me actually.

[shima-draws]

CRYIGJFNGNGNGNGG Sanji coming to save Luffy and Luffy immediately falling asleep bc he knows he’s SAFE and that Sanji will protect him no matter what happens so he can finally tap out after hours of fighting knowing that when he wakes up he’ll be on the Sunny in Sanji’s arms shut up shut UP SHUT UPPPPPP THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF TRUE LOVE

[sluttyseacadet]

Third time's the charm 💙

[wenchfry]

Insert low quality version of funky town

This is just the daily when you're a robot whose sole purpose is to protect and entertain children

AND TO CLARIFY, TUMBLR THIS IS NOT SELF HARM THIS IS A ROBOT WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A MECHANIC WHERE HE CAN FLY FROM THE CEILING VIA HANGING WIRE.

TikTok obliterated this video on sight for this very mistake 🔥

[jadewritesficshere]

Painting

Modern!Eddie Munson x Female!Reader

Contains: nudes, mutual masturbation, phone sex

18+ only

Eddie flopped face down onto his mattress with a sigh. After working all day, playing at the Hideout, and then hauling all of the bands' equipment, he was wiped. He wanted nothing more then to smoke and go to sleep. His phone pinged with a notification. A contact under the name "Loser" had messaged him, causing a split second of confusion before a lazy grin spread across his face when he realized it was you (he had forgotten he changed it when high). You had been unable to come see Corroded Coffin play tonight as you had made previous plans.

Loser: How did it go?? Good?? Bad??

Loser: Was that one chick who wants to be a groupie there??

Eddie: went ok. Y u jealous?

Loser: just curious lol

Eddie: sure. Wbu?

Loser: Good! Robin and Nancy came. We had a nice dinner. We did paintings! Robin's looks better then mine. Mine looks like shit 😔 now just taking a bath and relaxing.

Eddie: show me?

Loser: lol no???

Eddie: y not? I'm sure it good

Loser: you sure?

Eddie: yes

Loser: fine

Eddie doubted your painting looked bad. You always tore yourself down, even when you did amazing things. He always wanted to throttle you, but knew he would be a hypocrite if he did. Eddie rolled onto his back and looked at the ceiling. He would convince you one day that you were awesome, but until then he would just have to keep reminding you. His phone dinged with a new message from you. He opened it and saw a picture attached and-

Immediately dropped his phone. His heart picked up speed. His eyes widened and face flushed. Eddie dove for the phone as if it were a life preserver and he was drowning. He couldn't believe his eyes. He licked his lips and stared at his phone.

A picture from your neck down. Bubbles in the bath around you. Water was running down your collarbone towards your tits. Your nipples barely covered by the bubbles. One boob having no bubbles around it at all, but your hand flipping him off blocked him from seeing more. He was greedy. He wanted to see more, and had never imagined you would send him this to begin with. Eddie looked down at the tent that had formed in his boxers.

Loser: ask nicely next time 😤

Eddie groaned and his dick twitched. You had totally misunderstood him, he had wanted to see your painting- of course he was more then glad for this outcome. However, he couldn't quite unsee what you had sent, nor would he want to. Eddie reread your text. Next time means more than just this once. Means maybe he could see more. Means maybe he has a better shot with you then he thought. He already overthought things with you many times, and now his brain had just switched to overdrive.

A million thoughts ran through his head as his hand traveled south. He paused briefly," Oh fuck it." He grabbed his dick over his boxers, causing the outline to be very noticeable. He took a pic before sending it to you. He would have felt bad about not sending a message with it, but he would have sat there for ages trying to think of a response. And he couldn't find it in himself to care as he pressed lightly against his dick.

He dropped his phone on his stomach. All Eddie could think about was you as he pulled his dick out of his boxers. Your soap covered tits. How beautiful they looked.. He licked his hand before slowly grasping his dick and squeezing the base, causing the tip to flush more. The pressure causing him to moan. He slowly stroked up and down his length. He picked up the pace, canting his hips up to meet his hand. Part of him wanted to go slow, but the rest of him wanted to get this over with quick so he could do it again and again and again. His chest heaved and sweat started to form on his brow. A sigh fell from his lips that quickly turned to a moan at the thought of it being your hand wrapped around him. How small your hand would look on his dick. How-

His stomach tensed and he jolted as his phone started vibrating and your ringtone played. The vibrations on his lower stomach felt so good, he was tempted to let it keep playing, but the urge to hear your voice was stronger. With his free hand he grabbed the phone and answered. "H-hello?" Eddie asked, panting into the phone. "Oh fuck, Eddie," your voice higher than normal sounded like music to his ears. Eddie moaned and your response was a whimper. "Fuck babe, see what you do to me?" Eddie's voice felt like sandpaper, he was surprised he could even find words. "Uh-huh." The sound of water splashing caught Eddie's attention," holy shit. Are you touching yourself?" "Wish it were you."

Eddie's mind went fuzzy as he picked up speed. The schlick noise picking up, his mind filtering out everything except your moans. "Sound so good. Wish I was there." Eddie mumbled, feeling his tip leaking generously. He was so close. "Fuuuck Eddie I'm gonna-" your sentence was cut off with a moan and he lost it. His hips bucked without rhythm and cum spurted everywhere. He never understood the phrase of people seeing stars behind their eyes until now, but they were more like fireworks. He had never cum this much in his life, not even when he had first found porn.

He slowly came back down, a euphoric feeling enveloping him. A warmth spread in his chest as it heaved, trying to catch a breath. He looked down and saw his shirt covered with his release. Your chuckle pulled him back to earth. "Uh so that happened...so whatcha gonna do about it Munson?" He hummed," Think i should ask you for a date." "You should."

Eddie had the biggest grin when you finally got off the phone, date planned for Friday night. He looked down at your contact name before changing the s to a v. He was going to find that painting you did and make sure it hung over his bed, so he could remember this night forever.

[captaincrazycreative]

Litteraly everyone in this podcast knows WAY more than they're letting on and it's driving me insane

[columboscreens]

[littlesmartart]

NO | MEGHAN TRAINOR

Jiang Cheng, our favourite asexual girlboss + his asexual girlboss anthem 💜

[skoulsons]

Thinking about winter and their physical affection and now literally none of these happen under happy circumstances.

[citricjoy]

i love the way different ppl react to the characters in the passenger bc i know when i first watched it my first thought upon seeing randy was this guy needs a kick in the ass. what the fuck dude. where is your spine brother. and then i get on here and someone else will be like. the first moment i saw randolph bradley i knew that my purpose in life was to be his mother

[isuggestwishcraft]

Siffrin did indeed loop without dying ;)

Something to ponder, perhaps?

OH THANK FUCK IT WASNT STABBING. STONE FALLING FROM MY SHOULDERS MOUNTAIN LIFTING FROM MY SPINE THANK YOU ANON FOR CLARIFICATION THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

the situation isnt. great... still but at least bonnie didnt have to see siffrin kill himself right after yelling that they hate him. yknow? i think thatd be Very Fucked Up. yknow??? especially if its going where i Think its going and everyone Might remember previous loops at some point.

otherwise... hm. i already suspected their amnesia is artificially induced cuz everything Points to this with time craft and the like, but by whom? it cant be anyone we Know know, not allies or people on their journey or the king too or he wouldnt be asking if sif remembers, so that leaves us with siffrin himself and, well. loop i suppose?

if it was loop then the comments about only caring about siffrin are made with a little creepier context than i initially assumed. which to be fair also was none because hey i ate a fucking pineapple after they told me explicitly Not to eat any. im stupid as shit

if it was siffrin however.... that would mean he wanted to forget Something. the Something might be his entire life or just a very specific aspect that made his memories go Fucked like a card house or particularly unstable jenga. which, huh! that cant be good!!!

in all honesty i inch closer to the 'siffrin did it' theory. the no-death looping he did really tells me Enough about how much sif really.... learns in loops. like yes its the Houses layout, the traps (of which i saw only 2- and there was at least 4 stones more i have a bad feeling about this), the items, passwords and whatever else, but that My knowledge to use, as a player. he, as a character, grows more comfortable with looping, i think. he learns what it feels and learns what it does and.... well. hes the one experiencing it. is it That kind of a stretch if he learns anything after (for me) 11 tries?

i do wonder what happened with that island north tho. i initially assumed siffrin ran from there, or well. he ran from his parents because he didnt want his veggies, as per his own words, took the boat and saved his life by accident but.... but now im kinda curious if he knew anything. if he was even a kid at a time. if hes the one responsible for that, somehow, somewhat.

.....oh!

just had a (maybe?) unrelated epiphany. that ladies sibling went north, huh? oh that would click with everything nicely. the siblings gone so shes an only child- but the siblings also lived with her for some time outside of northern island so the memories of That time remain. superposition of sorts

wouldnt that be fucked up huh?

[sysig]

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Bonus:

I love surfacetable.txt <3

[robingivesmemagic]

sorry old doodle but jasons expression is still so funny to me