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boycorruption Ā· 5 months ago
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mutts who get hard from just kissing <3
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poelenta Ā· 3 months ago
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living 500+ years as a vampire is not enough time to overcome the debilitating fear of rejection and abandonment. he needs at least another 200 unforch
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youmaycallmenora Ā· 13 days ago
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For the love of everything good in the world I beg of you if you see something paranormal do not interact with it. You are not a professional and you messing around with paranormal stuff is going to create a bigger problem. I donā€™t care how small the rift is or how cute the specter is DO NOT TOUCH.
Instead use your local resources. If you donā€™t have any near by there are world wide companies that deal with this. At the very least get a second opinion before you make yourself an honorary Ghostbuster.
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mafitheedwardhoe Ā· 1 year ago
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scariest thing about vampires is that you could give a person immortality and everything in the world, and somehow they'd still be a dumbass
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jus-alilcomforblelad Ā· 10 months ago
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rereading m&c now i have a physical copy and jeez, usually it's quite hard nowadays to get back into books i've already read but it's just immediately absolutely amazing
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twcfaces Ā· 1 month ago
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Deadass, your Honor.
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duckduckhjonk Ā· 8 months ago
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wait wait wait I just remembered
I HAVE A KEYBOARD
I CAN LEARN TO PLAY IT
TIME TO BECOME DR. TEETH
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plumsaucemadein2005 Ā· 6 months ago
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Listen I too want women with cats, but we can't all have what we want.
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allthekingssmut Ā· 1 year ago
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Next month sometime, hopefully.
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arrowpunk Ā· 7 months ago
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Well if boop day has shown me anything its that those mutuals that I think are super cool but am to much of a coward to DM likely feel the same way considering the amount we have booped each other
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mysterysoup Ā· 1 year ago
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I'm sorry to all my loving mutuals who've witnessed my blog devolve into purely Star Trek content over the past week.
Trek has been the closest thing to therapy I've had my happy place for the past five years and well, I need that ish rn. Please excuse the flood (or like talk to me about it if thats your perogative) please <3
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thecanadianweeb Ā· 1 year ago
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back in my day, i didnā€™t really do anything. not like i willingly chose to do nothing, but i couldnā€™t understand what was going on half the time. oh, and the other half i wasnā€™t allowed to explore because ā€œtraditional valuesā€. yuck i hate traditional valuesā€¦ well unless itā€™s fun and doesnā€™t harm anyone i guess.
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khadame Ā· 1 year ago
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My FFXIV catboy, also Avani
Small sketch while I work on my next BG3 comic
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izvmimi Ā· 2 years ago
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do you a-ano with other bitches or not????
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hyuninho Ā· 4 months ago
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new fic content just dropped who's gonna write and not complete it!!
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inkskinned Ā· 5 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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