#me probably

[youmaycallmenora]

For the love of everything good in the world I beg of you if you see something paranormal do not interact with it. You are not a professional and you messing around with paranormal stuff is going to create a bigger problem. I don’t care how small the rift is or how cute the specter is DO NOT TOUCH.

Instead use your local resources. If you don’t have any near by there are world wide companies that deal with this. At the very least get a second opinion before you make yourself an honorary Ghostbuster.

[mafitheedwardhoe]

scariest thing about vampires is that you could give a person immortality and everything in the world, and somehow they'd still be a dumbass

[twcfaces]

Deadass, your Honor.

[duckduckhjonk]

wait wait wait I just remembered

I HAVE A KEYBOARD

I CAN LEARN TO PLAY IT

TIME TO BECOME DR. TEETH

[plumsaucemadein2005]

Listen I too want women with cats, but we can't all have what we want.

[allthekingssmut]

Next month sometime, hopefully.

[mysterysoup]

I'm sorry to all my loving mutuals who've witnessed my blog devolve into purely Star Trek content over the past week.

Trek has been the closest thing to therapy I've had my happy place for the past five years and well, I need that ish rn. Please excuse the flood (or like talk to me about it if thats your perogative) please <3

[thecanadianweeb]

back in my day, i didn’t really do anything. not like i willingly chose to do nothing, but i couldn’t understand what was going on half the time. oh, and the other half i wasn’t allowed to explore because “traditional values”. yuck i hate traditional values… well unless it’s fun and doesn’t harm anyone i guess.

[khadame]

My FFXIV catboy, also Avani

Small sketch while I work on my next BG3 comic

[izvmimi]

do you a-ano with other bitches or not????

[hyuninho]

new fic content just dropped who's gonna write and not complete it!!

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[abisalli]

meow meow meow

[thecrabfrogman]

Didn't he do this multiple times and made the same mistake every single time? How the hell did this man think he was responsible enough for kids

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!

[nymphoutofwater]

And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?