#me now: well you see uh. ummmm i can explain

[hauntingofhouses]

i think it's HILARIOUS that me-from-2018 would look at my current shipping preferences like "um...... really....??? 🙄🙄"

[simp-ly-writes]

Love is Blind

─────── · · A Smosh FanFic

Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: Smosh Games is making another title in the smash hit board game series, love is blind, but is it all fun and games- or will you actually end up winning something worth a lot more?

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, super tooth-rotting fluff, part social media au, suggestive themes, attempt at humour, a bit chaotic but the vibes are there.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | WORDCOUNT: 1,570

─ · · A/N: let us all thank the anon that sent this request it! 😊

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"Hello everyone and welcome to the Smosh Games channel today we will be finding out is definitively, is love truly blind? And as you can all see, I am joined here with (name), Amanda, Arasha, Olivia, Spencer, Chance, and Trevor for the first time in this shows history!" Angela introduces the viewer as you all way and cheer for Trevor who hides behind his wine glass with a playful smile.

"How are we all feeling today?" Angela asks the table and Amanda leads first. "Heyyyy, My names Amanda I'm 25 and my friends told me to come on this show. I ummmm, am from New York, yaaa! And I love to party, I work as a marketing assistant!"

"Hi, I'm Olivia, 44, I was told we win money on this show-?" Amanda leans over whispering a loud no, and you laugh as her shoulder drop. "Well, I was going to be on this show to win but now I'm just here for the drama and if I find love, great, whatever- I work as a scientist, can make more money."

"Hello, Name's Trevor and I work in digital media, I-uh am 20-something and love to cook!"

"Its Arasha and I am 20, this is being filmed and Europe so don't you dare take this glass away from me! I work in Digital media as well and if my first date is a walk on the beach, just know that there won't be a second date, m-kay?"

"Sup, I'm straight-Chance and you all have no-chance if I'm the other one in a love triangle. I am 22 and work as an actor, catch me in films you never knew about!"

"I'm Angela, 50, sales, have been divorced thrice and am looking for my fourth special-someone."

"Ummm, hi? I'm (name) i'm (age), and work also in Digital Media. I-uh love table-top games and yeah"

"Hi, I'm Spencer, 33, and also love table-top gaming..." You and Spencer both look at one another with a smile before looking towards Angela as she quickly goes over the rules and the game commences.

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Early on, you were not matching with anyone and that was making you nervous. Sure it was a silly game in all but you were competitive nonetheless and seeing as Olivia, Amanda, and Chance all had multiple connections while you had one and nearly a half, you knew that your odds didn't look great.

"Okay!" it was your turn to read out a question card. "For a date I would: A. Rather stay inside, B. Go out to Dinner. C. Go for a Walk-"

"Fuck the walk," Olivia slammed her card down before you could even show your decision, the cast erupted with laughter as you didn't bat an eyelash and turned over your card. "I said A. Stay Inside. I was thinking we could have a movie night at home or just order in. More intimate that way," you explain. Suddenly feeling the reality of the game come to life as you nervously waited on your peers answers.

"the results are in and only one A... hm" you commented, checking it off on your card with a small from. This unknown person was really running away with your scorecard, only one more point and you could propose- potentially winning the game. It was time to lock it in.

Round after round, question after question, you and this person were connecting effortlessly, it even had you questioning if you had both broken the game by how in-sync your answers were. So much so that the other members of cast started wiggling their eyebrows in your direction as your cheeks warmed.

"Okay guys! Its only just a game but a game I do intend to win!"

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So focused on creating a strategy to match your unknown match, you were none the wiser to Angela calling out your name multiple times.

"C'mon you are sounding like my ex-wives, never listening to me. Please stand up, I have something to say, no one else is playing the purple character" Angela yelled across the table, pointing in your face as you held your hands up and walked around to stand in front of the table.

"(name), even though we both have not known one another for long, I have fallen so in love with you. More in love than my other two, or was it three wives? and however many children I father... just know that I want to have you be mine. Please marry me?" Angelas voice cracks near the end, she conceals her laughter by biting her shoulder as you bring up your hands to your mouth to do the same.

Your eyes are clouding in tears before you burst out in laughter and say no, watching as she collapses to her side and bellows out dramatic cries before standing back up and asking Olivia to come over, they both end up getting engaged.

"I would actually like to call someone forward. If the blue character could greet me at the front, please." And to your shock (and internal horror yet delight), Spencer steps forwards, your eyes wide as saucers as he smiles at you. Forgetting what to do Spencer looks down, reminding you to propose much to everyones enjoyment and your embarrassment as Tommy shouts out from behind the camera, "Could love truly be blind???"

"Shut-up, please! Spencer, I-uh. Well we have connected a lot over this game, we see eye-to-eye and have formed a meaningful connection over these hours that have felt like years. I never knew someone could match my freak, so to speak and would you do me the honour of marrying me?" you take the ring out of your back pocket, presenting it to Spencer who appears to have the blush of his own.

You both stand their still in that moment, forgetting the cast, crew, and cameras, "yes, I do- I mean yes I will marry you." Standing up to place the ring on his finger, you both hug and hold each other for a moment too long for what should be a cut scene before taking to your seats.

In all honesty, you both forget that you are still holding each others hands after the cut-scene and it carries through to the end of the game.

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The drama continues yet for you and Spencer, it was smooth sailing as you both did not go out looking for a 'better connection' and end up making it to your wedding day. you keep having to remind yourself that this is a mere fantasy, a game but it feels too real as Spencer takes your hands in his own, smiling and whispering jokes for only you to hear as Tommy reads out your vows.

"And do you, Spencer, take (name) to be your lawfully wedded spouse? In sickness and in health? For richer or poorer? For both as long as you shall live always?"

"yes, I do," Spencer says, placing the ring on your finger, bringing it up to his face for a kiss as your face heats up more than it has all game. "And (name) do you take Spencer to be your lawfully wedded spouse? In sickness and in health? For richer or poorer? For both as long as you shall live always?"

"I do." And the cast and crew all stand and cheer as in that moment you both debate on kissing one another. "Are you playing?-"

"Never," Spencer eases your worries, "could I kiss you?" he asks in a soft tone, wanting to cherish the moment you both know to be real.

"Yes, please." And then his lips are on your own, the world silenced yet again, his had cupping your cheek as you lean into his touch.

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When the cameras cut, your lips still tingling and your face set with an unmoving smile that Spencer mirrors. You two are the only ones left on the set as Spencer leans against the table, "I know this seems a bit weird considering that we're married-" you laugh before asking him to continue with hopeful eyes as he reaches out to hold your hand, you accept, fingers intertwining.

"Would you want to go out sometime?"

"Yes, I would really like that."

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spennser first date and just married, quite the day! w/@.yourusername

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yourusername you forgot engaged too*

↳ spennser sorry my bad 😞

username24 if you two didn't end up going out after THAT episode, I would believe that love is dead, not blind... or well maybe both idk

Ianhecox this post is doing numbers, please make more videos together, we need these profit margins 🙏

co_mill you two are so cute, can't wait for when you actually get married! 🥹

↳ spennser who says that that wedding was fake? 🤨 ↳ co_mill no, you are correct. I have no idea what I was saying earlier, beautiful ceremony, now can I have your spouse? ↳ spennser no ❤️

username88 no @.username01 comments?? What in the world is happening here??

trevorevarts cograts, cograts, congrats, and congrats (I think I got them all?)

anthonypadilla I leave smosh again for one day to go to the doctors and now another pair of you are getting married, wtf?

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[neth-cactus]

very out of context stuff for an au i have for wxs (ruikasa/emunene centric), i need to draw them being nice to each other but for now have nene bullying a bit rui cus hes being very dumb about his decisions, i will explain stuff from the au under the cut jdshkfhsfls

ok so the provisonal name for the au is cronos and the poet, the whole deal is that rui is a mortal turned into a god, the god of time so uh yeah inmortal boy, nene is the same as well but shes more responsible about the job and just keeping stuff running smoothly. then some stuff happens and rui ends up falling in love with a mortal who sees time as a gentle thing and not as an undestructible thing, a poet, its tsukasa lol, and then he also meets more ahead her friend emu, whos a baker so yeah stuff happens

for now i have a card edit of rui and kasa i need to do emu and nene, but nene's card is "A Childhood Friend's Gaze" (curtain call) and emus is "feat. Cinnamoroll" (sanrio event)

so heres the two guys

and i also have two screen caps from 3dmvs i edited

lastly a tiny sleep deprived drabble

"How can you describe something so somber and tragic, with such beautiful words" The stranger questions from behind him.

Tsukasa turns around in surprise, he didn't thought someone would be around, let alone seeing him write

"AH! I'm so sorry! you scared me" he rushed out "Wait- did you see my poem?" the blond asks with an embarrassed tone covering with his hand the text in progress.

"Oh- Yeah i apologize... I was just curious when i saw you here" Rui apologized and adjusted his gloves "But my question still stands....how can you talk about the passage of time in such a caring way?" he continues with a solemn look on his eyes seeing the poet.

"Well!" the poet starts puffing up his chest proudly "I think the passing of time is such a beautiful thing, it brings peace to most and i just-" Tsukasa stops for a second and looks up at the sky "I wanted to thank the universe for this gift in any way i could" he finishes turning to look at Rui again.

"I'm......glad you think that of time.." Rui looks at Tsukasa's eyes looking for any hint of sarcasm but, there was none on sight.

Maybe this wasn't an awful fate after all...

im sorry if its weirdly formated, and i think thats all ummmm yeah sorry for the info dump im now running away into a cave :333

[leffee]

Russell: “Hey Vinnie, can I ask you…something?”

Vinnie: “Sure, shoot.”

Russell: “Do you think… I'm fat?”

Vinnie: panicking Fat? No, no, not at all! I mean, uh, you're... you're just..

Vinnie: *starts shuddering, unable to find words* “Uh, uh, well, you see, um... you’re uh...” *continues to stammer*

Russell: Vinnie, are you okay?

Vinnie: *panic setting in* “Oh gosh, um, well, uh, you know, it's not about, uh, size, it's, uh, it's about... um...”*blushes super hard*

Russell: “Vinnie, you're shaking. Are you alright? I was just asking for your opinion, you know?”

Vinnie:Uh, well, uh, you're... uh... cute?

Russell: “cute?”

Vinnie: “uh,yeah exactly!” *sweating bullets*

Russell: Um, thanks, Vinnie, but that's not really what I asked...

Vinnie: …..“Exactly!”….

Russell:*confused* “huh?”

Vinnie: *runs off*

Russell: *sighs*

As I said, you perfectly captured Vinnie's nonsense with this one and I love it, Russell is left like "...A what now?" and Vinnie just leaves him in the dust, oh, coward I say, coward. Oh but such a cute one, Russell too of course.

Let me tell you, Russell's fat/chubbiness, or any character's really, is adooorable, he looks so soft, I need to touch :3 and so does Vinnie, he's just an idiot and can't make sense most of the time .--. I'd say Russell is like a marshmallow but we know he won't like it >.>.

Vinnie just: "Uh oh ummm ahah eh, aaa mm mhmh ehhh ummm a- egh agh ummmm ugh erm hmmm." - wise words from him. He's however fucking shaking, save him 😭.

Vinnie might have escaped now but it's not like they won't see each other again, and then he will have to explain himself, and most importantly Russell now knows Vinnie thinks he's cute, which I imagine at first he's be like "??? Is he serious are is this just usual Vinnie weirdness?" but later when he really thinks about it was actually kinda nice to hear so now he hopes Vinnie was serious about it.

[siineko]

Side OC - Mika

Just a trial run with a new side OC I made on a whim, Mika! Note: Mika is nonbinary and uses They/She pronouns. Mika mainly works at a.....club.. that offers fairly lewd services. idk what their world wants to call it specifically, but I’ll workshop it perhaps.

NOTE: This story is very NSFW, and contains multiple instances of borderline s//exual content. (Of course emeto as well, but with a slight moment of implied scat-but only implied, as I refuse to actually show any of that off- doesn’t do it for me, but its story relevant) Note 2- IMPORTANT: Also like every character in this story is like,, midway through figuring out their relationships with gender/sexuality, so if any mention of that contemplation/sliight dysphoria (About one sentence of Mika being slightly uncomfortable w/ their breasts), then this perhaps isn’t the story for you 

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For this particular story, Mika tries their best to work their shift, when she begins to feel very unwell, though they deny it for as long as they can, seeing as they certainly need the money.

Pictures will be posted to my Google Drive again, seeing as some of their club activities are openly included in the pictures, and I doubt Tumblr would let that slide. (They could, but I won’t risk it again after the whole “marked as sensitive” ordeal)   Picture Link: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1sfwlD7XZFXb8DV24Rac6m3uQDpzc717s?usp=sharing

Anyway! Here we go-

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For Mika, the plan was to go to work as normal. They’d serve some food occasionally, chat to guests, and sometimes tend to guests in a different way, if that’s what the dear guest desired. They’d of course have their limits on what she’d do, but overall, many things weren’t a problem. Man? Woman? Neither? Mika didn’t particularly care (as long as the guest was attractive, anyway).

However, tonight was different. They felt a bit off. They were tired, and their stomach felt heavy and bloated.  “Hmm, not necessarily a problem”, she thought “some customers like someone with a little more weight to them”.

They continued their job, and all was mostly well, until their stomach began to feel upset, and would occasionally gurgle ominously.

They powered on, however- They really needed the money, and they sure as hell weren’t gonna let a stomachache send them home, after all.

 They decided to distract herself with a client-  A young person seemed interesting, and kinda cute, in a shy way. They were average height, had blue hair, and was wearing a short skirt.

“Hey, gorgeous, wanna have a bit of fun?” they flirted as they approached the individual. They jumped in surprise “O-oh hello! I- ummm, maybe? th-this is my first time, and I ummmm I don’t know what to do...” Mika smiled “Oh? First time, huh? Don’t worry- We take good care of all of our customers here”!  She then proceeded to explain about the club’s services, as the guest blushed more and more. “And, oh I forgot to ask- If you feel comfortable telling me, may I know your name and what pronouns you’d prefer?” Their eyes widened in shock, were they not expecting to be asked?  M-My name is Sai and I.... I ummm..” they faltered cautiously before continuing “I’d like if you used... used ummm... She! She and uh, they- both are fine” she fidgeted nervously as she spoke, seemingly judging Mika’s response, if they were to take a guess.

“Well, Sai- you are certainly stunning young lady,” Sai lit up at the mention, “Oh, you can call me Mika, and I prefer they and she as well!” Mika stepped closer to Sai, and crossed their arms under their chest to make it stand out more. They didn’t always like their breasts, and occasionally wore a binder outside of work, but they served their purpose here, and hiding them with this uniform wasn’t really an option. “Now, to get down to business- Would you like me to... tend to you?” 

Sai blushed and nodded timidly “I- I’d like that, if you’d be ok with it... I-I’ll pay what I need to”

 With that matter settled, Mika went to work. They placed one hand around her waist, and gently placed another on her breast-  causing Sai to gasp and blush in surprise.  They continued by lifting her skirt, and began to stroke her thigh, while staring at her to judge her reaction.  Sai continued to blush furiously, and tilted her hips towards them, giving them the go ahead to go a little further.

They slipped their upper hand into Sai’s shirt, and rubbed at her chest, while her lower hand continued past her thigh, and towards her crotch, where a bulge began to show through her underwear.

Mika chuckled, and rubbed at it the best she could, causing Sai to moan in pleasure.

Mika continued to tease and pleasure Sai for a while, before Sai had enough for the moment, and cut it off, which Mika understood.

Mika finished up dealing with their end of that, and felt their stomach gurgle again. They had honestly almost forgotten about her stomach, and figured that since they already had a break, they would go sit down in the back for a bit.

They found a nice spot, and sat down, leaning back so that their stomach could have room to settle. They were really bloated now, and they were beginning to feel a bit queasy. Perhaps their activity with Sai just jostled them a little too hard, and they hoped that sitting here, and rubbing their upset stomach would help- and burped a few times in an attempt to relieve the pressure, if only a little.

It wasn’t working, and the feeling was getting worse. They felt like they were going to shit themselves, or hurl, and they weren’t sure which, so they moved to the bathroom just in case, while occasional burps made them move their hand to her mouth, as she was constantly afraid that the next one wouldn’t be air.

They reached the stall, and positioned herself, while clutching her stomach in pain- before proceeding to absolutely shit her brains out. The pain didn’t go away, however, and a wave of sudden nausea made her loose their balance, and they caught themselves on the floor, before burping up a small string of vomit, which tasted heavily of the alcohol that they had consumed while entertaining guests (not enough for intoxication, mind you- just enough for the guests to feel like Mika was included in the fun, and not just watching them drink).

“Ouuugh- *hurp* not like this- I can’t be sick now, I...I have to get back to work...” Mika protested their predicament, and clasped their hand firmly over her mouth, stifling back a multitude of gags, and swallowing down any of their stomach contents that dared to try rebelling.

After composing themselves to the point where she didn’t think they were going to puke, they cleaned themselves up and went back out to work- as their break was definitely ending by this point.

This brought her to their next customer, a feminine individual wearing... a very revealing outfit. They had long brown hair, short shorts, and... and a top that was so short that it looked in danger of revealing their breasts if it was even bumped too hard. However, they looked surprisingly timid, especially for how they dressed. Maybe they were still getting used to dressing like that? Mika could understand if that was the case, as they took a bit to get used to their own outfit for work.

Mika knew they had to be professional, and not get attached, but even their appearance was beginning to turn them on a little.

“Good evening, beautiful- Are you here for pleasure tonight?” Mika asked, trying their best to be as charming as possible. It was already their job, but they really wanted the opportunity to play with those- *ahem* They were getting ahead of themselves.

“Ah- Y-yes, I am.. I’m here for p-pleasure.” They blushed, and seemed shy, but determined. Mika was thoroughly aroused. If they were being perfectly honest, they quite liked when timid bottoms asked for it from them. 

They asked their usual questions- If this was their first time, name and pronouns, etc.

“My name is.. Sena. I prefer they and she, and umm.. this may be my first time here but, umm..” Sena blushed “...I don’t mind how you start... I wanna be touched...”

Mika thought this was a dream come true- Same pronoun choice? Unexperienced? A bottom who desperately wants their touch?  If it weren’t for the fact that they still felt hot, sweaty, and queasy, this would be the perfect night. But- they REFUSED to let their stomach ruin this for them, and focused at what was at hand.

After some flirting, Mika couldn’t take the slow pace anymore- They began to fondle Sena’s (quite large and attractive) breasts, and slipped their other hand between their thighs and to their crotch.

Sena blushed and moaned “Please... more... I beg you...”

Mika felt themselves going crazy from arousal, and leaned in closer. They lifted Sena’s shirt just a little and continued to fondle their breast, as they leaned in to lick Sena’s now exposed, and quite hard, nipple.

Sena moaned again and leaned forward a little, which only pressed those gorgeous breasts closer. Mika took note, and went back and forth between licking and sucking at their nipple.

They slipped their other hand deeper into Sena’s crotch, and could now feel that they were getting wet- And honestly, if Mika was being honest, they were starting to get wet themselves. 

Unlike Sai, who had her fun after a bit of groping, Sena begged for more “P-please! Harder! I- I think I HNNG--” they cut off as they moaned and climaxed from Mika’s touch.

With this bit of work finished, they both caught their breath while talking, and to Mika’s surprise, Sena offered their number. Normally they would be more apprehensive, especially with a client, but whether it was due to their genuine attraction to them, or what may be the beginnings of a fever clouding their judgement, they accepted, and gave their own in return, and Sena left on their way after a little while, leaving Mika alone, resting on the couch that she and Sena had been using.

Now without the distraction of work, Mika could clearly feel her bloated stomach pressing firmly against their skirt, and another gurgle rippled through it. They lifted a hand to it, trying again to rub away their discomfort, but they were really feeling sick now.

It was fine for a little while, but they had really overexerted herself while tending to Sena, and now they sat there, leaned back on this couch, while the room felt hotter than ever.

They burped a few times to relieve the pressure, but not only did it not work, but each burp felt wetter, until the last one ended in a gag. “Oh gods.. I feel.. I think I’m gonna be sick!” They pulled themselves off the couch, desperate to make it back to the bathroom, and their stomach contents swirled with their movement.

A wave of nausea overtook her, and she clutched her stomach as well as her mouth as it filled with thick saliva. “Ughh my stomach... so nauseous... gotta get to a toilet... gonna puke...” They thought one last time before heaving sharply, with such force that it caused them to double over and use their hand to brace themselves, leaving their mouth uncovered.

Without warning, they suddenly couldn’t hold it anymore, and multiple thick waves of sick poured from their mouth, and splattered onto the floor, barely giving them a moment to even breathe.

With a moment in-between, they could spare a glance around them, and    saw as the remaining people were now staring. 

“Nonononooo not *urp* not here... Not with people watching... gotta get out... so hot... bathroom... I’m gonna-” 

She wanted to move, but she was getting dizzy, making their stomach swirl more than before, and she braced their hands on their legs, afraid that they’d fall over if this continued- as vomit shot up their mouth, into their cheeks, and unable to gather the strength to fight back, puked up a few more waves of watery vomit.

Once the waves of vomit stopped for the time being, she stumbled back and collapsed into the couch, and lacked the strength to walk to the bathroom. They were unbearably hot, dizzy, their stomach churned, and the nausea didn’t seem to go away.

Perhaps they had caught something, and to make things worse, their gut gurgled wetly, and they needed the bathroom again... This was still going to be a long night...

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Note about characters: - Mika (AFAB) is nonbinary, uses They/She, and though this job wasn’t their first choice, circumstances were what they were- They aren’t fond of their work outfit, and aren’t always comfortable with how “On Display” their breasts are in it, but they deal with it for work, and wears a binder while in their personal clothing - Saihe “Sai” (AMAB), goes by She/They, and is still trying to figure out her relationship with gender, as she only realized she was a girl recently, and is trying things out - Sena (AFAB) is Nonbinary, uses They/She, and is experimenting with their sexual/gender identity as well as trying to see if they are actually ok with having boobs or not, though they often bind

//Please Don’t Reblog to Non-Kink Blogs//

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Sukuna was silent seeing Kisho on the ground twitching with foam from the mouth. His expression was overtly shocking and looked seriously ill. Yeah....he should have figured. ".....You freaking idiot.." he grumbled seeing this while shaking his head.

"Ummmm what is happening to him!?" Nobara was panicking but Sukuna sighed.

"What your seeing right now is cursed poisoning. This is why you should NEVER cook using cursed energy! Guess this idiot didn't know that!" he said with a vein showing on his cheek from how angry he was.

"Wait..cursed poisoning?" Miko asked.

"Yes. Cursed poisoning. It's something you get if you tried using flame cursed energy or any type to cook with food we eat. Doing that will always result in having vibrant effects. Being ill, foaming at the mouth, dizzy, he'll be throwing up the moment he snaps out of it, and having hallucinations in his head, fever/headache, and....well, when get gets treatment, he'll throw up purple goo that curses bleed out." Sukuna explains.

"Uhhhh h...how long does this effect him?" Megumi asked.

"...A few days to a week. -_-" Sukuna answered. Yuji looks to the chicken too but his nose was burning while he was hissing at the chicken. "Bana Blah!" he cries not wanting to be near the chicken. It was really bothering his little nose.

"Just take him to the nurse, she'll know what to do." he said.

"But what about-"

"I'll make the pups food. You guys should take the idiot to the nurse. Goodness, and I thought he was smart to NOT cook with cursed energy." he grumbled walking past and goes to fix up some chicken the right away.

Megumi blinks. "hold on, when did you know how to-"

"Like me, I learned a few things when living in Yuji's head. Your not the only one that can cook you know." he said showing fresh chicken and begins cleaning his hands first then goes to start season the chicken with proper seasons but nothing too strong for the little ones. The others watch in shock seeing Sukuna actually cooking something for them and maybe something for him and Kinie.

"We didn't know you could do this.." Nobara said impressed hearing the sizzling of the chicken in the frying pan while making sure it was cooked properly.

"Uh huh...and shouldn't you brats be taking Kisho to the nurse?" he said focused on cooking.

"Wait what did he say?" Sukuna said hearing that. He was not serious was he. Did he seriously cook that chicken with his cursed technique!?

"......"

"Uhhhhh.....Kisho? How is it?" Nobara said asking.

MIko was worried while Megumi and Yuria said nothing.

"....I can't believe this idiot." Sukuna said grumbling.

[mina-star]

Oh requests are open ummmm

How about just platonic headcanons or oneshot (if you can) for Mikey with someone the same age as him? Since all his friends seem to be older

Yes!!!! I love this.

Mikey is pretty happy to have someone his own age to talk and hang out with!

Though nothing is really too different when comes to like adventures other then you guys being the ones trying to keep the happy vibes

If you are into art. Art buddies. Sharing art supplies,art ideas and helping each other brainstorm!!!

You don't treat mikey like he's a child which he really does appreciate

You both tends to vent to each other about how you guys isn't taken serious at times

His brothers love the fact mikey has a friend his own age and they enjoy having you around!

You guys have a secret handshake and tons of inside jokes.

You guys met him when you were walking home!

You were happily walking down the street enjoying the city sounds and lights. You were humming till you heard a loud BANG! You spun around and looked down an ally way where trash cans were knocked over and and orange spray can rolled to your feet. From the shadows you saw a hand grab quickly and it..was green! And had....3 fingers? "Hello?" "Hi!" You heard a very happy voice reply. You didn't think that you would get a response! You took a step forward to hear two step being taken back. " So..who are you?" "I'm Mikey! And you?" "I'm Y/n! Nice to meet you Mikey! So uh follow up question why are you in ally way in the shadows?" You asked quickly both excited and a bit worried. He could be a new friend or a mugger could go either way in new york. You didn't have valuables for a mugger to take anyway. "Well uh..ya see lets say if people see me they tend get a bit freaked out. Im not dangerous!! I just..it hard to explain without seeing me but I don't wanna scare you" "You won't scare me!" "Promise..?" "Cross my heart!" What stepped out of the shadows wasn't what you were expecting. This turtle with stickers on his plastron and orange mask with a orange spray can in his hand. " Hi..?" He nervously laughed. You blinked "...I love your stickers!"

Mikey now will just say that as an inside joke to you. "Hey Y/N?" "Hm?" "I love your stickers" "Pffft-"

You said it because it was the first thing that popped into your head!

And Tah Dah!! Writing platonically is pretty new to me so this was really fun!!!

[revirushifaa]

Brothers' children ask them 'where do babies come from, Papa?'

have fluff and humor with these new headcanons!

Update: For those who were used to Lucifer's daughter being named Lucille, I have to say that 'Lucille' isn't her name anymore. I don't want to have conflicts or having an OC with the same name as another person's OC, so I changed it to Luciela!

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Lucifer:

*He's reading the paper and drinking his afternoon tea, while his daughter, Luciela is playing next to him with her toys, when she asks him out of the blue.

"Papa?"

"Yes, Lucie?"

"Where do babies come from?"

*Lucifer immediately pits out his tea and coughs. WHAT did his little devil just ask him??

"Uhm... what was that again?"

"I said 'where do babies come from?' because I want to know!"

*He's for the first time in a loss. How the hell will he explain all THAT to a four-year-old? He tries to come up with something.

"Uh... well let's see... from the angels!"

*Maybe he shouldn't say that because the next day she's asking Simeon and Lucifer's dying in the inside and very red in the face. Oh dear, Simeon won't let him live past this.

Mammon:

*Mammon is counting his spare grimm that he had earned the last time with his son, Junior who offers himself to help his father count, until his little head gives him a thought.

"Daddy?"

"Yeah, what is it, sport?"

"Do you know where do babies come from?"

*Uhhhh. Mammon.exe just stopped working... WHAT?!

"Uh, come again, Junior?"

"Where do babies come from, Daddy? Where did I come from?"

*Why did his boy have to ask him that question. Of all questions he could've asked... the truth is he doesn't even know where do babies come from either and he was to busy to ask his mate that time(he missed his son's birth, so that's why he is lost)

"Uhh, well, babies come from... from... Devil Claus!"

*And so next Devilmas, little Mammon Jr. writes a letter to Devil Clause to bring him a little sibling, a sister preferely to him. And Mammon has no idea what to do in that case. Junior gets a puppy instead that year.

Leviathan:

*Levi's playing games with his little daughter, Leviosa as the little girl asks him a very interesting question.

"Papa?"

"Yeah, sweetie?"

"Do you know... where do babies come from?"

...

*What? Levi pauses the game and stares at his daughter with a shocked expression on his face. Did he have to tell her the whole truth? It's awkward.

"Ummmm... first you gotta play games for nine months all day and night and then... uhhh... close your eyes and a baby will magically appear?"

*Obviously that's awkward, because Leviosa now wants to try that and Levi doesn't want his child to have his terrible sleep schedules, so he must come with something else and get the girl to sleep properly as a child must.

Satan:

*The all knowing demon and his daughter are both reading like they usually do in the afternoon, sitting on the couch side by side. Sandy's reading a children's story about a family who's waiting for a baby, and the story doesn't quite say where do babies come from.

"Dad?"

"Yes, what is it, girl?"

"Since you know everything, where do babies come from?"

*Awkward silence. Cricket sound. -cri cri cri-.... What did he just hear? His daughter already asking him that question? Of course he knows but his child is too young to know that. A blush crosses his cheeks.

"Well, Sandy, this is a grown up matter, but I'll tell you. Babies come from the stork."

*Easy. The usual lie parents tell their curious children when they bring up this question. But Sandy basically doesn't believe her dad, so she does her own research on the internet and to Satan's dismay...

"Sandy, no. Don't. Stop."

*He snatches his phone from her and puts it where he can only get it. And he has to make sure to put all books about children and anatomy away from this girl's reach.

Asmodeus:

*The beauty of the house and his son are having a makeup session and making themselves even beautiful than they already are. Little Cosmo wonders about something as his father puts blush on his little cheeks.

"Daddy dear?"

"Yes, my beautiful son? Is there something you wish to tell me?"

"Well... I've heard Sandy ask Uncle Satan about babies and where do they come from... so I was wondering if you know?"

*Asmo literally drops his blush and lipstick, hearing his son's ask and he turns absolutely red. Well, if his boy wants to know... he's the Avatar of Lust after all, so he will just be honest with his boy.

"Listen well, Cosmo, what I will tell you is serious... so I..."

"Ahem, I think I left a book here, Asmo. I'll take it."

*Satan cuts off as he enters and whispers something in Asmo's ear. 'do not even think about it.' he just saved Cosmo's innocence by telling this.

"Well, Cosmo... babies come from beauty! You just have to beautiful enough for that and find a fine lady!"

*...Why did he have to say that to his child? The next second he's covered in lots of make up and coming back with a Banshee. Oh dear... it was better if Satan just took care of this situation because it just turned awkward-

Beelzebub:

*Beel and Berith are eating some McDevil's and Berith's curiousity makes him to ask his father about something.

"Daddy?"

"*munch munch munch* Yes, son? Do you want another burger?"

"No Daddy. But I want to ask you something. Where do babies come from?"

*Beel chokes on his food and coughs sharply. Berith already asking that sorta question... what should he tell him?

"Well, Berith... babies come from Uncle Lucifer's black wings. That was where your Uncle Satan came from.

"Uncle Lucifer! Uncle Lucifer! How can you make babies come from your wings? Can you create a baby sibling for me?!"

*And... Lucifer's embarrassed by his innocent nephew in front of Diavolo when he asks him that question. Oh, he's so GOING to have a chat with Beel when he's home. Now he has to deal with a giggling Diavolo asking him those sorta questions he doesn't even want to answer.

Belphegor:

*Is almost time to nap with his twins and Belphie places them on his bed, putting himself in the middle so the two can hug him as they nap together, when they both ask him.

"Papa?"

"What is it, rugrats? Do you want me to sing a lullaby to help you sleep better?"

"Oh, we just want to ask you something, we've heard the rest of the cousins ask the uncles. Do you know where do babies come from?"

*Belphie stops dead in his tracks when hearing that. Uh... how is he going to answer to that? He heard from Satan that he told Sandy that babies came from the stork, but the girl didn't believe him and tries searching it for herself...

"Beliel and Beleth... ask Uncle Lucifer. He created Uncle Satan."

*Some prank to pull on his oldest brother through his twins, he just lets the twins hurry over to the oldest. And Lucifer just facepalms.

"BEELZEBUB, BELPHEGOR DOWN TO THE MEETING ROOM NOW. WE WILL HAVE A TALK."

*Well, that's it with the ask. None of the children get a real answer to their question, they'll have to eventually get older to find out themselves.

[pixy-stix-art]

TRUST

So a ask I had just disappeared or I accidentally deleted it. Put hopefully I got this close enough to the original ask- I think it was naga Sapnap and Karl. With duck hybrid Quackity with noms. Sorry I really don’t know what happened to the original ask. But hope you enjoy this.

(Warnings: safe vore, mouth play, accidentally vore, accidentally fear play, talk of digestion nothing happens everyones ok)

DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT

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“Are you sure about this?” Karl asked the small hybrid in his hands.

“Yep! I’m sure.” Quackity nodded excited.

Karl looked nervously at Sapnap. Quackity had brought this up a few times now. And every time the nagas said it was a bad idea, but Quackity was stubborn and didn’t give up till Karl caved in. Puppy dog eyes might have been used.

Sapnap shrugged. “I don’t know, he seems fine with it. Just be careful.” Sapnap told Karl. He wasn’t quite sure why Quackity wanted to see the inside of their mouths, but the duck hybrid practically begged them.

Karl sighed looking back at his tiny boyfriend. “I really just don’t want to hurt you.” He said softly running a finger down Quackity’s back, petting his wings.

“I know.” He said leaning into Karl’s touch. “But I know you won’t hurt me, I trust you.” He smiled looking up at the naga.

Karl felt his heart swell with love hearing that Quackity trusted him this much. “Ok, but if you want out please tell me.” He said bringing Quackity closer.

“Got it.” Quackity nodded. He was glad he finally got one of them to agree to this.

Karl softly kissed Quackity’s middle and hesitantly opened his mouth.

Quackity gasped as the mouth in front of him slowly opened up. He stepped closer feeling the warm breath wash over him. He placed a hand on the forked tongue crawling in. He grinned looking around Karl’s mouth. He felt around looking at the sharp teeth that surrounded him. But he held no fear as he reached out to touch on the the fangs.

Karl froze feeling Quackity crawl into his mouth. He looked at Sapnap as he held his jaws open for Quackity. Sapnap was watching carefully not sure what to think of the situation. He was pretty sure his boyfriend was crazy for wanting to experience this.

Karl was careful not to move, or more like he was to nervous to move. He felt Quackity touch one of his fangs and he panicked worried he’d cut himself. He wrapped his tongue around him pulling him away from the tooth. He quickly unwrapped his tongue from around Quackity worried he had done something wrong.

Quackity gasped as the tongue he had been sitting on wrapped around him. He didn’t struggle though. He chuckled as Karl very quietly let him go. He patted the roof of the mouth. “I’m ok.” He reassured him. “I won’t touch the fangs.” He said realizing what Karl was worried over. He felt a soft breeze wash over him as Karl sighed. He laid in his back across Karl’s tongue. He reached up to feel the odd texture of the roof of the mouth. “Hey, Karl can you close your mouth? I want to see what it’s like.”

Karl sighed relieved he hadn’t scared Quackity. He relaxed a little, till Quackity asked him to close his mouth. He looked worriedly at Sapnap.

Sapnap shrugged. He could see Quackity laying on Karl’s tongue in his mouth. It- it was definitely strange to see. “It should be fine...?” Sapnap said. “He’s asking for it pretty much.”

Karl was still worried about hurting Quackity, but he did close his mouth slowly.

Quackity grinned as he saw the light fade as Karl closed his mouth. He rolled over on his stomach he stretched out his wing. They hadn’t even gotten wet, they where still soft and fluffy. He hugged Karl’s tongue just relaxing in be being so close to his boyfriend.

Karl smiled softly as he felt Quackity hug his tongue. Maybe this wasn’t quite as bad as he thought. He was just keeping him close. It wasn’t like he was eating him or anything. Sapnap slithered closer to Karl the both getting more comfortable in the situation. And everything was fine, till Sapnap fell.

Sapnap smiled softly. He trusted Quackity to not do anything to stupid and he just seemed to be using this as another very odd way to cuddle. He went over to get closer to Karl so he could cuddle Karl while he had their little duck. But his and Karl’s tails here twisted together and he slipped up and tripped over Karl’s tail and fell on him.

He reached to try and grabbed Sapnap from falling on him. Karl gasped as he couldn’t keep the both of them up and they fell backwards with Sapnap on top of him. Something fell into the back of his throat keeping him from breathing and he instinctively swallowed it. Just as he did, did he realize what he had swallowed. “Sapnap!” He yelled.

Sapnap huffed sitting up. “I’m fine. Sorry, sorry.” He said getting up from Karl. He looked down to see Karl’s panicked face. “Oh whoa, what wrong?!” He asked.

“I- I it’s Quackity, I.... I swallowed...” he couldn’t finish his sentence. He lay frozen in his panic not sure what to do.

“Oh shit!” Sapnap cursed. “Did you- where did you swallow him to? Can get him to your storage?!” He said pulling Karl up trying to get him out of his panic.

Karl shook his head as he set up. He closed his eyes trying to feel where Quackity was. He sighed relieved that he could feel his light weight in his storage stomach. “I- yes. He’s in the right one.” He said softly hands over where Quackity was.

Sapnap rested his forehead on Karl’s. At lest Karl’s instincts knew where to put Quackity. But Quackity had to be panicking right now, they had to get him out.

Quackity was confused as he set in complete darkness. He had just been chilling in Karl’s mouth when suddenly he was thrown back into the throat and swallowed. He couldn’t move as he was pushed down. He had fallen into this small space soon after. He could stretch his arms out and touch ether side of where he was. Of course his first thought was that this was Karl’s stomach. But he’d seen both nagas eat before, no way was their stomachs this small. That and he hadn’t felt any pain from acids. Which was good, but he didn’t know why he had been swallowed.

Sapnap cupped Karl’s face in his hands. “Can you try to talk to him? Tell him he’s ok?” He said softly. He wasn’t sure if Quackity could hear them talking.

“I- I can try.” Karl sighed shakily. He looked down at where his hands rested. “Q-Quackity?” He said loudly. Even if he did hear him, how did he explain this was an accident?

Quackity jumped a little hearing Karl speak. It sounded louder this close. “Yeah?” He replied. He pressed a hand against the wet wall next to him. “Uh, what happened?” He asked.

Karl could hear Quackity! Quackity could hear him! He heard his question and winced. “Ummmm... Sapnap fell on me and- and I accidentally swallowed you.” He said voice getting softer at the end. “But! You’re ok in there I promise. It’s not a stomach not a real one.” He quickly said.

Sapnap watched as Karl tried to explain what happened. He couldn’t hear what Quackity was saying. He didn’t like not knowing what was happening with Quackity.

Oh, so that where he was. But he was more working about how panicked Karl sounded and how fast his heart was going. “Whao! Hey, I know it’s ok. I kinda already figured that out.” He said moving from his spot to lean against the silky wall.

Karl paused. Why wasn’t Quackity freaking out more? He had just been eaten! He should be more worried! “But- how did you know?” He asked.

Quackity shrugged. “This is way to small to be your stomach, and I’m not turning to mush. So there’s that.” He needed to get Karl to calm down. “And like I said, I know you would never hurt me. I trust you.”

“I just ate you! How do you still trust me?!” Karl yelled. He was focused on the funny feeling of Quackity shifting around to notice Sapnap’s confused and worried face he was giving him.

“Because I do!” Quackity yelled back. He stood up then slipped falling back down. “You didn’t even mean to swallow me. So deep down, your instincts knew I wasn’t good so you put me here.”

“B-but-“ Karl started before getting cut off. “What’s going on?!” Sapnap demanded getting frustrated only hearing half of the conversation.

Karl looked at Sapnap. “He’s not freaking out. Like at all. He says he trust me still..”

“Well, that’s a good thing.” Sapnap said hesitantly. “Right?”

“Hey! You talking to Sapnap?” Quackity asked shoving at the slick wall next to him.

“Don’t do that!” Karl said flushing pink. “And yes, I’m talking to Sapnap about how crazy you are.”

Sapnap was confused. But all this could be going a lot worse. He took Karl’s hands away from his stomach. “I want to listen.” He said pressing his ear to where Karl’s hands had been. “Quackity? You hear me?”

Quackity gasped then jumped up to where he could hear Sapnap’s voice. “Yes! I can hear you! Can you hear me?”

“Yeah I can! Now we can all talk.” He smiled. He glanced up at Karl chuckling at his red face.

Karl set stunned as Sapnap pressed his face to his torso to hear their boyfriend. His whole face was red from the closeness.

“Well that’s perfect. Now I can stay here longer.” He said pressing his hand against where he could feel Sapnap slightly pushing on him.

“What?! Why would you stay longer?” Karl asked worried the whole experience had made Quackity lose his sanity.

“Well first of, it’s very comfortable and warm. And I’m close to you. I mean I much closer could I get to the man I love them this?” He smiled rubbing the space around him.

Karl couldn’t get a word out, he stuttered over his words a flush creeping up his neck. Sapnap laughed at Karl’s reaction. “Awww, he’s bright red now.” He told Quackity.

Quackity laughed happily hearing this. “Oh? Is he really?” He smirked giving Karl more belly rubs.

Karl covered his face as he felt Quackity rubbing his storage stomach. It felt so nice, and he couldn’t figure out why it did. He began to softly purr against his own will.

“Awww, glad you’re enjoying this too.” Quackity teased hearing Karl start to purr. He could feel the soft vibrations all around him.

Sapnap smirked up at Karl as he started to purr too. He was more relieved then anything that Quackity was ok and didn’t hate them for this. Well, he seemed a little more then ok with all this. Which they could talk about later. For now he wanted to enjoy cuddling with his boyfriends.

The two nagas curled up around the other making sure Sapnap could keep his head on Karl’s torso to hear Quackity. Though none of them where saying much any more. Other then a small teasing comment from Quackity once and a while. They where tired from the scare from earlier and where all just happy to be with each other. And if Quackity was making a plan on how to get Sapnap to eat him while the two nagas where sleeping, only he needed to know that.

[loudmound]

what do you feel about ezio

Hey. Hey, now.

sexuality headcanon: BISEXUAL BABYYYYYY

gender headcanon: she is transfem and genderfluid to me :-) she can do whatever she wants, i think.

a ship i have with said character: kindof embarrassing but i like ezio/vieri but in my asscreed-verse only. in my head, it makes sense and i would need to explain my stance but ummmm (thumbsup)

a brotp i have with said character: i do like ezioleo romantically but also i think their friendship is so wonderful <:-)

a notp i have with said character: uh... well, ezio with desmond of course bc they're related but also ezio with cesare bcs it's just the typical "sexual tension between enemies" shit prevalent within fandom spaces that i find so negligible and boring lmfao...

a random headcanon: ezio loves to do chores! she likes delivering things for her family bcs she gets to run around on the rooftops. she also made it something of a competition with federico if they were sent out to deliver things at the same time and would try and see who would be the quickest to come home.

general opinion over said character: I Know Ezio Auditore da Firenze Better Than Anybody Else.

[the-bau-quinjet]

I watched it begin again

Chapter 4 of In Breakable Heaven!

Summary: Reader runs into Spencer again a few weeks later!

Warnings: none

Word Count: ~1800

It was a few weeks later before you ran into Spencer again, literally. You stopped at the grocery store on your way home to pick up some snacks for the binge-watching you were planning for your evening. As you placed the third dessert item in your cart, you turned the corner and ran straight into something- no, someone. “Oh my god, I’m so sorry!” You exclaimed as you reached for the popcorn you had knocked out of his hands. “Let me get that for you.” As you stood back up, something about the scuff marks on this man’s converse reminded you of someone.

“Hi Y/N.” You finally manage to compose yourself and hand him the popcorn before stuttering out a greeting in return. Spencer glances at your cart before asking, “planning a party?”

  “What? Oh! No, I just had a kind of long day and I wanted to go home and hide from the world while indulging in some sugary treats.” A blush creeps onto your cheeks as you realize you just admitted the multitude of foods in your cart are in fact all for you. “I couldn’t decide what to get, so I figured a little bit of everything would solve the problem.” You laughed awkwardly as you try to explain your cart. It looks as though a three year old had free rein.

  “Trust me, I understand.” Spencer laughed with you. “I always have something sweet nearby. I am definitely known to have a sweet tooth.”

  “Oh, well would you care to join me?” You instantly froze when you realized what you said. You aren’t normally so forward. “I could use a friend.” You add on in hopes of diffusing the growing tension.

  “Um, yeah I’ll, uh, I’ll join you.” Spencer is rubbing the back of his neck as you begin walking through the store.

  “Great! You can pick the ice cream flavor!” You turned and started walking before you could come up with something even more awkward to say.

  You pick out a few more sweet treats before paying for your groceries and heading to your car. Spencer says he will meet you at your place after he helps you load the groceries into the trunk.

15 minutes later, you’ve returned home and put the groceries that need to be kept cold away. You move everything else to the coffee table so you and Spencer can reach whatever you want easily.

  You are reaching up to get some bowls for the ice cream when you hear a knock on your door. You glance through the peephole just to make sure it is Spencer before swinging the door open with a grin. “Welcome to the sweetest apartment in the building!” The two of you laugh as you close and lock the door.

  “Do you want to watch a movie or something?” You aren’t sure what to say now that he’s actually in your apartment. You don’t have the same barriers you had last time. You are both perfectly sober and neither one of you just went through a massive breakup. “Yeah, sure”

  “Got any preference?” You ask as you look through the available movies on Netflix and Hulu. “Oh, uh, no you can pick.” Great, you hate making decisions.

  After a slightly awkward few minutes filled with overanalyzing your movie choices, you finally decide on Mr. and Mrs. Smith because it had a bit of a comedy, action, and romance. “Well, dig in!” You don’t know how else to start the conversation as you rip open a zebra cake, offering Spencer the second one in the bag. He smiles at you as he takes it, easing the tension in the room.

  You fall into a comfortable silence as you both watch the movie. You find yourself sneaking glances at Spencer whenever you really want to see his reaction to a certain scene. You can’t really tell if he’s enjoying it, but he has laughed a few times.

  A half hour into the movie, you decide you want some ice cream. “I’m going to go change and grab some ice cream. Want any?”

  “Oh, yes please” Spencer sounds slightly surprised at your sudden question, but you just walk into your room to find some pajamas. You slip on some shorts and a t-shirt pulling on a pair of fluffy socks as you make your way back into the kitchen to get the ice cream. You decide just to bring the two bowls, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles with you so Spencer can add his own toppings.

  You somehow manage to balance everything as you walk back over to the couch. You are so focused on not dropping the sprinkles that you don’t notice Spencer has been staring at you since you exited your room. He blinks a few times as you set down the toppings exclaiming “it’s a build your own Sunday bar” as you hand him a bowl and a spoon. You sit back down on the couch, closer than before since you need to reach the toppings.

  “Can you pass me the whipped cream?” Butterflies form in your stomach as your hand brushes his.

  “Whipped cream as we know it today was invented by Charles Getz in the 1930s. Of course, hand whipped cream can be dated back to the 16th century. They would use tree or bush branches as a whisk to incorporate air into the cream.” You could listen to Spencer ramble for the rest of your life.

  You smile at him while you squirt enough whipped cream to completely cover the ice cream and then some. You look up to see Spencer staring. Quickly, you look away and hand him the whipped cream. “Sorry, I just really like whipped cream.”

  “No, you don’t need to apologize! I’m just happy.” A confused look forms on your face as you look back, urging him to continue. “I, uh, I’m just glad you feel comfortable enough to be yourself with me. Most people wouldn’t have even admitted this was their plan for the night. I’m happy that you invited me to join you. I absolutely love sugar.”

  “I’m happy that you’re here too. Who else would provide me with unending knowledge about all the sugary treats?” You laugh as you grab the whipped cream, pointing it at him like a weapon. “Now, tell me who invented chocolate or prepare for the consequences!”

  Spencer puts his hands up in mock surrender as he rambles on about chocolate. “Chocolate dates back to 450 B.C.. The Aztecs believed that cacao seeds were the gift of Quetzalcoatl, the god of wisdom, and the seeds once had so much value that they were used as a form of currency. Originally prepared only as a drink, chocolate was served as a bitter liquid, mixed with spices or corn puree. It was believed to be an aphrodisiac and to give the drinker strength. Today, such drinks are also known as "Chilate" and are made by locals in the South of Mexico. After its arrival to Europe in the sixteenth century, sugar was added and it became popular throughout society, first among the ruling classes and then among the common people. In the 20th century, chocolate was considered essential in the rations of United States soldiers during war.” He finished his ramble with a slight smile and a nod.

  You are so taken with his ramblings that you can’t form a response. In a panic, you decide to spray him anyway. Whipped cream goes flying all over the place as he flails in surprise. “Gotcha!” You shriek as he grabs the can and turns it on you. “Not fair, I answered your question! Now you have to answer mine.” He stops to think for a second before asking, “What language is the word dessert derived from?”

  “Now that’s not fair! You are a literal genius. I run a book store.” Spencer laughs at your feeble attempt to protest. “Just answer the question.”

  “Fine, ummmm, Latin?” You are completely guessing and by the smirk growing on his face, you are not correct.

  “Nope.” He says popping the p. “French!” You grins even wider as he sprays the whipped cream, landing some on your face despite you trying to block it with your hands.

  “Damn, I guess this is only fair.” You say rolling your eyes. He just stares at you in response, his mouth falling open just enough to be noticeable. Right as you’re about to ask him what’s wrong, he reaches over and brushes the whipped cream off your face. Before he can reach a napkin, you grab his hand. Pulling it toward you, you wrap your mouth around his fingers, licking all the whipped cream.

You have no idea what possessed you to do that, but instantly you are trying to back track. “Can’t waste any whipped cream!” The two of you had gotten much closer together throughout your whipped cream battle. Close enough that you can look into his warm hazel eyes. 

He leans closer whispering “I wouldn’t dream of it.” Something in his voice spurs you on. You whisper back “you have some on your nose.”

  Leaning impossibly closer, in an uncharacteristic show of bravery he replies “you better take care of that seeing as it’s your fault” in an equally hushed tone. 

You reach up and steady his face with your hands, leaning in to lick the whipped cream off his nose with a slight kiss. Your face flushes as you look into his eyes. You don’t know if you’re moving or he is but you are shifting closer and closer.  

  The sound of explosions break the moment as you both jump back and shift your gaze to the television. “You know, neither one of these two would make a good profiler if they couldn’t tell that their spouse was an assassin.” You laugh at how matter-of-fact that statement was, the moment on the couch drifting to the back of your mind.

  “You’re probably right.” You don’t know what to do with your hands anymore, so you pick up your ice cream. He pulls you back onto the couch and the two of you lean into each other as you eat and finish the movie.

  Two hours later, the two of you are falling asleep on the couch. After the movie ended, you put on random episodes of Parks and Rec. You finished eating and turned off the lights about 45 minutes ago under the ruse that you can see the tv better without the lights. You’ve been talking to each other pretty much nonstop as the episodes play in the background. Nothing too big, just random information about your lives. Your eyes fall shut, yet again, encouraging you to go to bed, but you don’t want the night to end. He seems to feel the same way, and the two of you fall asleep on the couch wrapped up in each other’s arms.

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[hitchell-mope]

(Third film. After “stories”. Belle notices the two boys staring at her)

Belle: he-

Ben (stony faced): go hug mom Gil.

Gil: mama. Where’ve you been?

Belle: ummmm. O-O-Olympus.

Ben (scoffing): really? If you say so

Belle: it’s the truth Ben.

Ben: yeah whatever. I don’t wanna hear it. Because I’m still cleaning up your mistakes

Belle: your father ruined a lot of peoples lives

Ben: and you helped him do it. You. And Verna. And since Jane’s disowned her mother. I don’t really see any reason why I can’t disown you too. The limo will be ready when you are Gil.

(He teleports out of the library)

Gil: I’m sure he’ll come around.

Belle: go. I’ll be fine. Go to the funeral. I’ll see you when you get back

(Gil leaves the library. Belle turns to the portrait of Adam on the back wall)

Belle: see what you’ve done? You broke him. You broke me. You broke everyone around you. Repeatedly. So I need to make it up. And I can’t. I can’t keep crying because of you. I can’t do it. Not anymore. It has to stop.

(This is she “behind these hazel eye” happens. After the song. She stalks out of the library and follows her sons to the music room)

Ben: oh what do you want now?

Belle: I need to explain something

Ben: what else needs to be said?

Belle: it’s true. It’s true that I did nothing to stop him. And the truth is. The truth is I got complacent and I stagnated. I got too comfortable. And I didn’t question him. Even though I knew it was wrong.

Ben: well you should’ve. You should’ve tried harder

Gil: now that’s all cleared up let hug and make up so

Ben: I’m not done.

(This is when “heroes” happens. After the song. Belle, looking defeated, starts to walk back to her apartments as Gil leaves for the limo. In the courtyard Ben and Gil meet Mal at the head of the fleet)

Mal: why the long faces? What happened?

Gil: mama’s back

Mal: oh. Are you boys okay?

Ben: I will be. Eventually. I hope

Mal: right. Well. Dad, Hadie and Persey aren’t going to funeral so they can keep an eye on her.

Ben: true. True

Gil: where’s Uma?

Mal: we decided that it wasn’t worth it to risk an international incident right before an international war

Gil: sound logic. Let’s go

Mal: where’s your mother been for the last month anyway?

Ben: I’ll tell you at the wake

(Up on the balcony. Persey watches as the fleet of limos leave. Once the last of them is through the gate. Persey turns heel and walks through the hall ringing a criers bell)

Persey: PANTHEON!!!! TREMAINE!!!! WAKEY WAKEY YA LOUSY LUMMOXES!!!

(Hadie poofs out of his room, wearing his robe, with his hair pointing every which way)

Hadie: do you have any idea how early it is?

Persey: it’s noon

Hadie: exactly my sibling. Exactly.

Persey: so up up up! I’m taking you guys out on the town

Hadie: why?

Persey: because we’re in our twenties. We’re about to fight out parents war for them. So the least I can do is show you and your butcher love a good day out that doesn’t leave you with a hangover

Hadie: tempting offer but no dice.

Persey: okay. Fine. We can get drunk

Hadie: yay!

Persey: where’s Anthony

Hadie: in our room putting a pillow over his ears

Persey: understandable. It is a very loud bell. Go on then. Get dressed. And I’ll get the JESUS CHRIST

Maddy: why is a Raven like s writing desk?

Persey: because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both. What are you doing lurking behind me?

Maddy: outtie

Persey: yes we’re going outtie. What’s that got to do with you?

Maddy: I go too?

Persey: I don’t know. Are you human?

Anthony (putting on his jacket as he walks out of his and Hadie’s room): her fathers the mad hatter and her gran is madam mim

Persey: good enough for me. Come along

(The four of them make their way out of the castle before they’re stopped by Uma)

Uma: where’re you four going?

Persey: out

Hadie: and uh. You’re not invited

Uma: but I’m family

Hadie: yeah but. We don’t like you

Uma: bitch

Hadie: I’ve been called worse

Anthony: only by invitation

(Hadie cackles in delight, Persey winces in judgement, Maddy joins Hadie’s cackling and Uma scoffs in disgust)

Uma: psychopaths.

(The scene cuts to a club where Persey, Hadie, Anthony and Maddy are dancing in the middle of the dance floor. This is when “heads will role” happens. After the song. Maddy’s still dancing while the other three are seated at a booth)

Persey: she’s been dancing for two hours. How can someone have that much energy?

Anthony: she’s the mad hatter’s daughter and her diet consists mainly of black coffee

Persey: ah. Okay then. Oh hello.

(They take out their phone)

Persey: oh hey. The funerals over. They’re at the wake

Hadie: ooooh. How’d it go?

(At the wake)

Mal: well that couldn’t’ve gone worse

Evie: I’m sorry but how did you expect me to react when Ben called Leah a kind, just ruler who was an inspiration to everyone who knew her?

Ben: yeah I could’ve worded it better

Mal: it’s not your fault. It’s hers. As per usual

Evie: godless whore

(She turns heel and flounces off)

Ben: do I wanna know?

Mal: not really no.

Ben: alrighty then

Jay: hey guys. Guys guys guys.

Mal: yeah?

Jay: I’ve figured out who to book to strip at your joint parties

Mal: Jay, we’re at a wake.

Jay: yeah. For Leah and Royston

Ben: who’ve you got?

Jay: Tyrone of Maldonia

(Ben and Mal looks at each other then look at Jay)

Mal: book him

Ben: book him now

Jay: YAY!

(He teleports away)

Ben: oh god

Mal: what?

Ben: Charles Charming. I’ll be back as soon as I can.

(As he walks away)

Ben: Your majesty

Aurora: hello Mal

Mal: Aurora. Um. I’m sorry about my sister.

Aurora: it’s okay. I um. I heard about the uh. The family day debacle. Which is why I apologise to you for having to be here

Mal: don’t be. It comes with tbd job description

Aurora: fair point. Can we talk talk?

Mal: if you like

Aurora: thank you. I know you’re all going into battle soon. And I know that Audrey’s being held captive by Maleficent

Mal: don’t worry. We’ll do whatever it takes to save your daughter

Aurora: I know. I know you will. It’s just that if you can’t then

Mal: if I can’t then. What?

Aurora: if it comes down to saving Audrey or saving Auradon. Save Auradon

Mal: what are you saying?

Aurora: I’m saying that Phillip and I can always have another child. We can foster. Adopt. Get a dog. Or a plant. Or a goldfish. But for you. And for Ben. Auradon must take priority. Don’t worry about our feelings. If you can save Audrey. Great. But if you can’t. We’ll understand. Do you understand?

Mal (looking slightly shocked): mhmm.

Aurora: I’m sorry to drop all this on you but I wasn’t sure how else to say it.

Mal: no. No it’s okay. Um. Sorry, could you exude me for a moment

(She rushes off in Ben’s direction. Where he’s currently engaged in an argument with Charles and Hubert)

Hubert: YOU ARE THE KING. NOBODY CARES HOW YOU’RE FEELING. A GOOD KING PUTS THE KINGDOM ABOVE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THEIR OWN WELL BEING

Charles: OH DID MY FATHER THINK OF THE KINGDOM WHEN HE PUT HIS BIOLOGICAL CLOCK OVER MY FEELINGS?!?!

Hubert: A GREAT MAN IS DEAD AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU INSULTING HIS MEMORY

Ben: OH FUCK OFF AND SING SKUMPS. IM IN CHARGE NOT YOU.

Hubert: RATHER ME IN CHARHE THAN A CHILD WHO ROMANCES DEMONS

Ben (roaring while his eyes glow the brightest royal blue): SAY ONE MORE WORD AGAINST MAL AND I’LL RIP YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT!!!!

Mal: hey hey hey. What’s happening?

Charles: Hubert here is trying to make this funeral all about him.

Mal: yeah I can see that. But what I want to know is why

Hubert: it’s very simple really. You are all incompetent untrustworthy children. And you. And that lug of a boy cowering behind that tree. And your friends. Are exactly what Adam was trying to warn us about. And god willing you’ll see it my way.

Mal: alright everyone. Pack it up! Funerals over. All of you go home. Unless you want to answer to me.

Hubert: is that a threat?

Mal: no. Not a threat. Because I’m not stooping to your level. Ben. Gil. Guys. Let’s go home.

Hubert: the last time we let one of yours cow us Stefan and Leah lost their daughter for sixteen years

Aurora: they gave me up for my own safety. My mother knew that. But she let fear and hatred twist her so much that I was turned into an urban Changeling story. And Ben’s right. He’s in charge. So let him be in charge. Or I’ll let Phillip out you back in the home. I’m sorry guys

Ben: it’s alright. I’m used to it.

(Back at the palace)

Mal: you shouldn’t be though.

Ben: shouldn’t what?

Mal: be used to it

Ben: oh I don’t really have a choice. I’m gonna go for a walk. Care to join me?

Mal: hmmmm. Not now. Need to burn these clothes and take a bath

Ben: have fun.

Mal: you too

(On his walk. Ben stops by the family lounge. Doug’s reading. While Gil is listening to Uma’s rambling)

Ben: what’s up?

Gil: Persey upset Uma

Ben: what else is new?

Uma: they don’t like. I don’t blame them for it. But you’d think they’re be at least a titchy bit of familial obligation

Ben: they’re on Mal’s side. You can’t fault them for it. You can’t fault anyone for anything

Uma: what?

Doug: there was an altercation at the funeral

Ben: I’m not what the general public expected as a king

Doug: non of us are. I mean look at us. Ben is, well, Ben. Gil is the biological son of Gaston and got adopted by the queen mother. Uma tried to kill us all and is now paid to protect the king. I’m a half dwarf with all the true political power. They hate us for who we are. What we’ve done. And who we’ve been with. And you can’t change their minds. Just prove them wrong

Gil: Gaston used to say to me. Men are right. Women are wrong. But he was wrong. And Hubert’s wrong as well Ben

Ben: I’m just trying to do my best

Doug: I know. We all are

(This is when “I’m still here” happens. After the song. It cuts to Elsa’s room where she’s talking to Mal)

Elsa: Olympus?

Mal: apparently. Oh. And by the way. Thanks for the feet ice.

Elsa: you’re welcome. Pointed toe shoes can be a nightmare if you haven’t been trained. Why Olympus though?

Mal: search me. I’ve never met my stepmom. I didn’t even know she was my stepmom until last month

Elsa: true. True. Oh. Oh no.

Mal: what? What is it? What’s wrong?

Elsa: there are. There’re rumours about Olympus. About a globe they supposedly have. And if it’s true. And if Persephone showed the queen mother. I could very well be in a lot of trouble

Mal: how so?

Elsa: I’m not sure I was supposed to tell you about me at Ben’s christening.

Mal: ah. So if this globe thing exists....I’m sorry but I can’t see the connection

Elsa: it’s said that the globe can allow anyone of Pantheon blood to see anyone or anything in the royals at any given moment. So Persephone could’ve potentially have shown Belle

Mal: you showing Ben and me what you did at his christening.

Elsa: yes. And when I adopted you, and for lack of a better term became Belle’s conscience, she’s kept mum on the subject. She might’ve forgotten, it has been eighteen years after all, but if she hasn’t

Mal: she’ll be pissed

Elsa: pissed, embarrassed, betrayed. The whole shebang. But that’s not all

Mal: oh?

Elsa: there’s more.

Mal: but you said you never came back here until Ben’s proclamation.

Elsa: I didn’t. I went back home. To my church.

Mal: smite me o mighty smiter.

Elsa: bingo

(The scene melts into a flashback of Elsa motorbiking back to Arendelle. This is when “Carol of the bells” happens. As the song ends she pulls up in front of Arendelle cathedral and makes her way inside)

Elsa (walking up to the altar, pulling off her helmet, tugging off her gloves and taking off her jacket): I might have made a terrible mistake. But it needed to be done. Didn’t it?

(She sits down on the pews)

Elsa: don’t look at me like that. You’ve done things you must’ve regretted doing. Eve. Cain. Solomon. The flood. The list goes on.

(She stands up again and starts pacing)

Elsa: but this isn’t about me. This is about him. Him and his stupid cult. Turning a blind eye to the destruction and pain they’ve caused.

(She stops and faces the statue)

Elsa: I don’t even know why I’m here really. I don’t go to church. I barely even go to mass. Not since my coronation at least. I just need. I don’t know. I just don’t know.

(She sits back down and heaves a heavy sigh. This is when “god help the outcasts” happens. After the song. The flashback ends and melts back to reality. A few hours later. At sunset. Mal and Jane are in a forest clearing)

Jane: I’m not so sure about this

Mal: you’ll be fine. And it you panic, we’ve got a net

Jane: I’ve never flown before. Are you sure I don’t need dust?

Mal: no. You’re not from Neverland. I mean, technically I am. But I don’t need it either. Watch

(Her wings spring out from her back. She zooms up into the sky, performs some complicated aerial tricks, lands back on the ground and her wings fold into back again)

Mal: see? Easy as mac’n‘cheese.

Jane: I thought it was “pie”

Mal: eh. Not that fond of pie. Ready now?

Jane: ummmm.

Mal: oh boy. How would mom do it? Ooooh I know. Jane? Listen to me.

(This is when “fly to your heart” happens. After the song. The next morning. Belle storms into Elsa’s rooms)

Belle: why did you tell them?

Elsa: welcome your highness, please, do come in and sit a spell(.)

Belle: why. Did. You. Tell. Them?

Elsa: first of all. Who told you?

Belle: Gil. He overheard you talking to Mal after the funeral

Elsa: well I can’t blame him for telling you. After all. You’re his mother. He loves you. But did you really think it would stay a secret forever?

Belle: how much do they know?

Elsa: they know about the christening and the island being Neverland. I thought you should tell them about the relocation yourself.

Belle: never.

(At that moment Hades, Anastasia and Facillier appear in the doorway)

Hades: tell them.

Anastasia: tell them all

Facillier: or we’ll will

Belle: oh god. This is a nightmare

Elsa: and yet you’re awake. And it is all very real.

(Ben teleports in with a sheaf of papers in his hand)

Ben: you wanted the forms for the Arendelle section of the sanctuary progra-what the hell is she doing here?

Elsa: I think it’s high time you were told about how all of the villains were put on the island

Ben: what?

Belle: don’t believe them. Don’t believe a single damn word they say.

Elsa: hades. Take us back there

(Hades us s magic to spin the room faster and faster and faster and faster until they’re in what looks like a massive factory production floor. In front of them, inside a huge transparent vat, are almost all the villains. Most are alive. Some are just a dragon scale or a voodoo talisman. Hades holding a two week old Hadie. And Anastasia is in labour. Above them on a platform is Adam, Belle and Verna)

Past!Hades: is this your plan? Gather us all in one place and press delete? I never thought you’d be capable of mass murder

Past!Adam: it would only be mass murder if you were innocent. And you are all anything but

Past!Hades: holy shit you’ve full tilt dictator haven’t you?

Past!Adam: a dictator seizes power. Whereas I, I was elected

Past!Hades: first citizen. King for life.

Past!Adam: not for life. Just until my son is sixteen.

Past!Hades: c’mon kid, have a heart. My son is two weeks old. And hers is about to be here any second

(Past!Anastasia screams as a rather big contraction happens)

Past!Adam: hmmmm. Not my problem. Now. Miss Babineaux. If you’ll be mother

(The light fae raises her wand)

Past!Verna: take all these villains/make them alive/put them where they’ll suffer/but survive/bibbidi bobbidi boo

(The vat spins until it lifts in the air and explodes in a burst of periwinkle blue sparks. Throughout is all. Past!Belle is watching stony faced and regular Belle looks close to tears. The flashback ends and they’re back in Elsa’s rooms)

Elsa (flabbergasted): I didn’t know it was like that. I’m so sorry

Hades: it’s alright your majesty. Everything worked out fine in the end

Ben: no. Nonononononono. Everything is not FINE Hades. Nothing has been FINE for TWENTY THREE FUCKING YEARS!!!!

Belle (near tears): Ben. Please.

Ben: NO. DON’T. DON’T TALK TO ME. Don’t look at me. In fact. Where’s Uma. UM-

Facillier: do not summon my daughter quite yet. If she wants to explain. Let her.

Belle: um. Well. Ummmm

Elsa: oh come on you can do better than that

(This is when “Pompeii” happens. After the song. Ben’s looking daggers at his mother)

Elsa: I think. I think that um. I think we should go

Ben: no. Don’t. It’s my turn to storm out.

(He stalks out of the room swiftly followed by Belle)

Belle: Ben, please, let me explain!

Ben: okay? What? What can you possibly say to make what you helped do better?

Belle: I’m not who I used to be.

Ben: what the hell is that supposed to even mean?

Belle: you know the village I came from. I was on my guard for so long that when I became this, I met it down. And. I let you down. I know it doesn’t make. It doesn’t make sense at all. It’s just

(This is when “she used to be mine” happens. After the song. Ben phases through the door to bal’s apartments)

Mal: are you okay?

Ben: no. No no. No not really.

Mal: what did she do?

Ben: she basically admitted that she never wanted me

(Mal clambers off the sofa and pulls him into a tight hug)

Ben: why do parents do these things?

Mal: I don’t know. I wish I did though. Do you want something to drink. Or eat?

Ben: no. No. I’ll just. I’ll just play it out. Wanna join me?

Mal: always

(They sit down at the grand piano and start playing. This is when “desert moon” happens. After the song. The next day. Ben’s in his office looking hollow as he shifts through papers. Having enough. He gets up and heads for the door)

Uma: what’s up?

Ben: going for a walk. Need some air. Hold the fort until I get back okay?

Uma: Roger.

(Ben walks out of the office and heads off aimlessly. This is when “everyday superhero” happens. After the song. Ben is on his way back to his office when he gets bombarded by the Hook’s)

Cj: we’ve been looking for you everywhere

Ben: what a coincidence. I’ve Gwen avoiding you everywhere

Harriet: ye dinnae get to do that

Ben: I can do anything I want. I am the king in case you’ve forgotten.

Harry: you need to take the curse off her

Ben: do you really think I can make Uma do anything she doesn’t want to?

Cj: well how else do you explain all these changes she’s been making?

Ben: perhaps she realised that maybe, just maybe, I have your best interests in mind, and again, maybe, just maybe, that Mal isn’t the worst person in the world.

Harry: bullshit

Ben: actually captain coat hanger. You’re the one spewing bullshit. In fact. To prove that I always give Uma a choice. I’m gonna give her another one

(With his right hand he wraps royal blue lightning around Harry’s neck, with his left hand he wraps royal blue lightning around Harriet and Cj’s necks, making them all bow down in pain in the process)

Ben: Uma, could you come over here please?

Uma: ah crap what did those three do now?

Ben: they thought I’d cursed you

Uma (scoffing): bullshit

Ben: that’s what I said. Now. What should I do with them? Kill? Or incarcerate?

Uma: do you have a brig?

Ben: we’ve got a dungeon.

Uma: put them in the same cell. It might keep them calm. Hopefully.

Ben: at your behest so be it.

(The lightning glows brighter. When it dies down, there are scorch marks on the floor where the Hook’s used to be)

Ben: remind me to apologise to Mrs Potts for the carpet.

Uma: will do. Oh. Also. Let Mal and Jay visit them. They looked a little down earlier. They might need some cheering up.

Ben: awwww. That’s really thoughtful. I’m proud of you

Uma: eh. I do my best

(Two hours later. Mal and Jay visit the Hook’s cell. Harriet’s chained up by her neck. Harry’s chained up by his hands. Cj’s chained up by her waist)

Mal: well well well. You’ve certainly stepped in the pig shit this time haven’t you?

(Harry tries to rush at her in rage but the moment he gets close the chains retract back into the wall)

Mal: oop. Careful now Icarus. Don’t cross the red line. That’s goes especially for you Harriet. We wouldn’t want you to get a broken neck now would we?

Cj: you’re monsters. All of you

Jay: oh Calista. We’re not the ones in jail. You are. So uh. Who would you say are the real monsters?

Mal: Tch. Jay. They’re not monsters. They’re bad guys.

(This is when “bad guys” happens)

[tigerseye46]

65/66/67 spicynoodles like you know a awkward moment and they start a relationship now you know

WOOO! This is finally done!

65. “How about a kiss?” 66. “You made this for me?” 67. “Aw, you’re blushing.”

——————

  If you asked Red how he got into this situation, he would yell about that mischievous dragon girl that somehow managed to trick the great Red Son, son of the Demon Bull King, up!

  He growled in a low voice, his teeth clenched together as the Noodle Boy paced around. “Would you stop that?”

  “Sorry! I’m trying to figure out how we can get out of here.”

  “If you let me set the door on fire, we would be out here quick.”

  MK waved his arms. “No! No! Pigsy would be furious at me! No busting down the door!”

  He pinched the bridge of his nose. “Fine. Have you tried contacting your little friend?”

  “I’ve tried but Mei won’t answer! Why’d she lock us in here anyway?”

  The demon’s face turned to a rosy red color. He had gotten on somewhat good terms with the group as of late, enough to finally acknowledge the feelings he felt towards a certain thief. And one day, while he was in the process of making something for him just as a friend thing, Mei barged in for conversation and in the process, he accidentally slipped out how he felt. Mei was ecstatic and told him to go for it, explaining that MK felt the same for him which he flat out refused to believe because how could he?

   “I don’t know,” he replied, his eyes cast down at the ground. He placed his hands in his pockets and felt for something, he gripped it. He was on his way to give it to him when he was rudely shoved into the storage room by Mei who managed to steal the keys from Pigsy.

   MK tapped his foot. “Are you sure you don’t know?”

   “Yes.”

   The human leaned forward right in front of his face. “Are you realllly sureeee?”

   “YES! Yes I’m sure!”

    “Uh huh. Wait...” He observed Red’s face. “Aw, you’re blushing.”

    “Quiet, Noodle Boy! How would I know why your friend put us in here?”

    “Yea, sorry about that, Red but you must know why she put in here. I don’t.”

     He sighed. “The truth is I made something for you.” He pulled it out reluctantly, it looked flat but when he pressed a button, it sprung to life to form a black box with gold linings, there was a wind up key in the back of it.

     “What is that?”

     “Wind it up and see.” He passed the box to him, MK twisted the key and opened the lid, music played and the inside of the lid had a picture of MK on it with his staff. He bit his lip. “You made this for me?” The demon nodded. “This is beautiful but wait, what was the reason Mei locked in here?”

     “Well it has to with that.” He gestured to the object and drummed his fingers on his leg. “I was in the process of making it for you when the dragon girl bust in and that led to me admitting certain feelings.”

    He titled his head. “Like love, Noodle Boy.”

    His eyes widened. “OH! OH!”

    “Yes, oh...” He buried his face in his hands.

     “I like you too,” he confessed.

     The demon stared at him. “What?” 

     “I like you.” He knelt down, setting the music box gently aside and removed his hands. “I like you,” he repeated.

     “Oh....”

     “Ummmm.... how about a kiss? Is that okay?”

     “Yes, that is perfectly acceptable.” Their foreheads touched and their lips pressed together as the music continued in the background.

     “Wow,” MK mumbled.

     “Yes, wow.” They kissed again.

     He whispered, “Thanks for the present, Red.”

     “Of course, Noodle Boy. Now can you call your friend again to get us out of here.”

    “Okay and if she doesn’t answer, we can wait until morning. Together.”

    “Together.”

    They beamed at each other, MK closed the music box and dialed Mei, even if she didn’t answer, they had better ways to spend their time.

[gar-trek]

i literally forgor to do my tng season 6 thoughts for so frackin long even though its a tradition 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 curses curses curses.... well my memory is of course foggy but here we go!!!

jesus christ....... Deanna insane milf meltdown episode happened in season 6???!!! that feels like forever ago.... it took me a very long time to finish season 6, but i did in mid December ish. overall this season had some episodes that i found kinda boring, but also some that have been my favourite of ALL TIME!!! so like very solid if not one of the best season. So strange to watch a show funny hit its stride as late as season 6, but better that then to start to dip in quality. its actually pretty crazy to me that TNG has stayed SO GOOD despite its very long run time.

Episodes that were just whatever:

-Birthright was kinda like.... uh idk i felt like it did not need to be two parts. Also i dont think ALL the kligon children would have been that eager to leave their homes. like it seemed like they had a really nice life there down on their little planet even if it was technically a prison?? i can see some of them wanting to leave after finding out they could, but like, that was there whole life what else are they gonna do. idk it was just kinda a weird message

-Face of the enemy: Literally such a convoluted plot that made NO SENSE.... like them kidnapping troi to make their fucking insane plan work out... idk just seemed so unrealistic even for star trek where literally anything could happen. it felt like it should have been revealed as a dream or something

-tapestry: weird that picard had sex with like a 19-20 year old

-lessons: dont care about picard personal life. that felt like picard fanservice but ummmm... for whom ??? who wants to see that??

FAVVVV episodes:

-Schisms: did i like this one or did i just like seeing riker in his jammies one million times?

-Rascals: AKA the most camp episode of star trek ever aired and also a genius work of art. LITERALLY so good. taking overly serious picard and making him a silly little kid like... who though of that. also the child actors were all very charming and i thought they did a good job. never ever getting over the scene where picard throws a tantrum and riker has to pretend to be his dad. so funny

-fist full of datas: again, camp. work and data and troin cowboy outfits. enough said

Chain of command: that episode is iconic for a reason...... i mean just .... it was so fucked up...

Starship mine: i literally enjoyed every single second of this episode. like begining to end. and i liked how it was all pretty fast paced. i mean i guess there was a lot at stake there but at the same time it felt small scale enough to be super engaging. and like you know me im not a picard stan or anything but rouge picard was pretty epic i must say

frame of mind: riker insanity idk i cant even begin to explain it sorry girls. all time fav. literally

Second chances: i will be writing my dissertation on this one boys. right now, second chances is fav episode of ALL time. no cap.

YAYYYY!!!!!!!!! seriously rascals, star ship mine, frame of mind, and second chances are like, so far up there on my favs of all time list on god.... very good season and im already well welll welllllll into season 7, so that overview will probably come quite soon

[wolfish-trickster]

Show, don't tell

Loki x female!reader

Word count: 1 815

Summary: your friends dare you to tell your crush how you feel. But since you're mischievious just like him, you'll do it in your way

Warnings: none i guess (besides my bad grammar, but you already know that) and Loki is slightly ooc

Tag list: @gaitwae @lucywrites02 @hard-to-be-the-bard @birdgirl90 @laramoonworld

When you were a kid you saw a little boy at your favourite playground. He never spoke, he only moved his fingers and hands strangely. When you asked your parent, they said it's called sign language and people who can't hear use it to comunicate.

Later in your life you met a girl in school who was deaf and lonely. You wanted to become her friend so you took few classes and learned sign. You two were always together, best friends till the end of the school. You two stayed in contact after you went your separate ways.

That was the past. Now you had another person in your life who knew sign language: Clint Barton. Actually, you taught him sign when he lost hearing in an accident on a mission. You were friends ever since. He introduced you to the rest of the Avengers and they became your friends as well. You began spending a lot of time in the tower, you slept over sometimes so Tony gave you your own room. It was smaller than the rest of the Avengers' and was practically the attic of the tower, but it was cozy and you liked it.

It was a cloudy friday and you just entered the tower. You and Natasha wanted to hang out (and how better than having a sleepover with movies, nail polish and classic girly thing Nat doesn't get to enjoy in her hero time?)

As you stumbled across the living area you heard voices. Most likely coming from the party deck. Strange, Tony didn't mention any parties.

You walked one floor upstairs and saw Clint, Nat, Steve, Bucky and Thor sitting on couches, a single glass bottle layed on the table. Everyone had their heads turned towards the ceiling. You looked up and saw Peter making a giant web.

He sticked a big spider plushie inside and swung himself down to couches. "Alright, my turn."

"What are guys doing?" you sat down next to Thor.

"Playing truth or dare of course," Peter explained as he spinned the bottle.

"We are teching Thor what people do to embarass eachother," Natasha chuckled as she was showing you her pigtails and childish make up.

"Can I join?" you asked.

"Sure, who knows, maybe it will land on you."

The bottle stopped right as Nat finished the sentence. Its openening pointing to Clint.

"Alright mister Barton, truth or dare?" Peter asked.

"For the last time kid, just Clint. Truth, I already picked dare twice. Let's hear your question."

"Alright, ummmm," Peter held his chin inbetween his fingers, thinking. He snapped. "What happened in Budapest?"

Clint and Natasha looked at eachother smirking. This will take a while.

~

After few more rounds the bottle finally pointed to you. Your heart pounded with excitement and fear at the same time.

"So," Steve sat a little straighter, "truth or dare?"

"Uhm...... I'm a big girl, dare!"

"Okay then, I dare you to-"

"How in the nine did that web get there?"

All of you turned to the entrance hall. Loki stood there, arms crossed, leaning against a wall.

"Uuuuuh a giant spider?" Peter smiled sheepishly trying too hard to be believable.

"We are playing a game to embarrass eachother. Join us. It's way more fun than I expected," Thor invited Loki.

Loki shook his head. "I have no interest in games today. Maybe later I shall join," his eyes locked with yours. He smiled softly and waved at you. "Hello Y/N."

You blushed and waved back. "Hi Loki."

The younger prince then turned, walked to Tony's stash of alcohol and found himself a glass.

You smiled to yourself. He ignored everyone in the room and said 'hello' to you. Only you. It felt good being noticed.

You felt stares on yourself. Everyone looking at you. Clint smirked and whispered something to Steve. Both of them smirked (almost mischeviously) as they leaned against the back of the couch.

Steve licked his lips. "I dare you to tell Loki you have a crush on him."

"What? No, no way. I change my mind, I want truth."

"I may be too old for this but even I know that's not how this game works, doll," Bucky chuckled at your poor attempt to get yourself out of the dare.

"But- I can't do that, I mean.... I like him, really but not like-," you noticed Natasha raising an eyebrow at you, "-that. Oh gosh, is it obvious?" you asked as you hid your burning face in your hands.

A loud and clear 'yes' was said in unison. You groaned and pulled your knees towards your chest hiding you even more. "This is bad guys. I can't tell him."

"A dare is a dare, you have to."

"But I can't! I can be glad a god, and a bookworm one, considers me his friend. With admitting my true feelings to him I risk looosing him for good!"

Thor huffed. "Loki is not mean. Well, not THAT mean at least. Besides, worse could have happened. Like that one time he and this maiden-"

"We are NOT discussing his previous love life infront of her!" Natasha interrupted Thor's story.

As they started to argue Clint smiled at you and started signing: *I may be deaf, but I'm not blind. I can see it in his eyes. He likes you and I doubt he will reject you. There is something pure between you two, would be a shame if not explored and deepened. * he winked at you as he signed the word "deepened".

His encouraging words helped you sooth your anxiety. He was right. There is something between you, you just aren't sure if that something is romantic.

You took a deep breath. "Okay, I'm going."

You smirked secretely when all they could see was your back. Oh, you are going to tell him, but in your way.

You found Loki sitting at a bar, book on the table, a glass of wine in his hand. You sat on a chair next to him and tapped his shoulder. "I thought you don't drink," you gestured at his drink.

He chuckled. "Just because I can't get drunk from midgardian alcohol doesn't mean I can't enjoy their taste. Do you want some?" he held out his glass to you.

You put a hand on his own and pushed the glass away. "No, thank you."

You heard a cough behind your back. Those bastards must be watching. Time to confess.

"Actually, Loki I came here because I got a dare."

"And what is that?"

You cracked your knuckles and signed out: *I love you Loki*

You made sure it was visible enough for the audience behind you. From the sound of facepalms and groans, they saw it crystal clear.

Loki on the other hand was completely confused. "Eeeh, they dared you to move your hands in my presence? How is that embarrassing? They clearly never played a REAL embarrassing game."

You shrugged. "A dare is a dare. I did it, now it's my turn. Want to help with my revenge?" you tried doing his signature smirk.

He grinned. "I would love to, my dear."

~

Few days passed since you 'confessed' your feelings to Loki.

Nothing changed between you two, he was still polite and charming as ever and you were comfortable in your role of a friend.

Now when you think of it, he began touching you more, not in a creepy way. He also started to make you cups of tea or hot chocolate whenever you visited or when he accidentally brusged his hand along your cold one. He let you borrow his books and when you returned them he eagerly asked you about your opinion.

Maybe something has changed. Maybe, just maybe, he started catching feelings for you too.

Your mind wandered to Loki again just as you were unlocking door to your apartment after a long day at work. You sighed, taking your clothes off and planing to sleep until it's time to sleep for real.

A giant bouquet of red roses on your kitchen table surprised you. You jumped as you heard Loki's voice behind you. "I just couldn't come bare handed now, could I?"

"Loki! What are you doing here? How did you get here?"

He scratched the back of his head. "Sorry. I had to see you."

Your heart sped up. "R-really? Well, that's nice but you could've just called, you know?"

"I still have to ask Tony to get me on of those phones. Listen, I.... do you remember that night, when you played truth or dare and you had to move your hands in front of me?"

You smiled at the memory. Everyone was so annoyed you tricked them. Loki would probably be proud of you. If he knew.

"Yes, I do. What about it?"

"Well, uh- could you do it again?" he asked with, what was it? Shyness in his voice?

"Oh, okay," you said and your hands and fingers spelled out your confession once more.

Loki smiled at you softly. He raised his hands and started signing *I love you too Y/N, I have for a long time. Can we, perhaps, be in a relationship? * he dropped his hands and looked at you hopefully.

You couldn't believe your eyes. He knew how to sign? Since when?

"I've been learning ever since that 'truth or dare' night happened. I wanted to know if your dare wasn't putting a silent curse on me."

You stared up at him. "Did I ask that out loud?"

"No, but you had it written all over your face," he chuckled and tucked stray hair from your eyes. "So, now that we know how the other one feels, can I kiss you?"

As much as you wanted to say yes, you had a different idea. "Even though I enjoy the effort you put into the confession, could you say it out loud? You know, just to be sure," you smirked.

Loki chuckled. "I know I fell in love with the right person. I love you darling."

You stood on your toes and your nose brushed his. "I love you too," you softly pecked his lips. His hands held onto your waist as your own snaked around his neck.

When you two parted he rested his forhead on yours.

"Loki?"

"Yes dear?"

"Can you stay here and cuddle with me? I'm incredibly tired."

You felt his lips on your cheek as he led you towards your couch. "I would love nothing more."

[the-fiction-witch]

Urges P4

TV SHOW THE QUEENS GAMBIT

COUPLE BENNY WATTS X READER

RATING SMUT AF

"Hummm… what is it you ask of me, babydoll?" He smirked kissing up the inside of my thigh but I pushed him away 

"Lay down. Now" I ordered slightly giggling to myself 

"As you wish" he smirked back sitting against the headboard I wrapped what was left of the chain around the headboard where he had chained my hands earlier and I smirked looking at him this way. His head against the headboard of his bed his hair in a bed head from our activities, his dark eyes watching me with a playful curiosity, his mouth perked up into a sly smirk, his bare slender but strong chest exposed from his neck down unendingly it would seam before seeing the V shape in his skin leading eyes directly to his half hard erection, four or five inches atleast in its half hard state, I bit my lip looking at him and he smirked more slightly moving his feet across the bed to open his legs wider for me "are you enjoying the view babydoll?"

"Very much so" I smiled running my hand up his inner thigh "what do you want Benny?"

"Ummm so much babydoll" he groans the closer my hands and tender finger tip touched to his cock 

"Well if you don't tell me what you want, then you won't get anything" I giggled "is this what you want?" I asked taking a grip of the base of his cock it felt strange both because I don't think I've been had a dick on my hand before and the fact he was in a half hard state 

"Uh yes." He gasped shutting his eyes 

"What else Benny?"

"Ummmm kiss me. Please." He groans 

"Kiss where?" I smirked kissing up his chest and around his neck 

"Uuuhhh anywhere you want babydoll. My lips, my neck… My Cock" he smirked "anywhere those beautiful lips wanna kiss me" he groans 

“Maybe I will, Or maybe I won't” I smirked 

"Umm you're just trying to make me moan like I did that night aren't you? Your trying to make me desperate for you again, so my little babydoll gets dripping wet for me again listening to my sexy voice?" He groaned "can't you just let me out so I can make my babydoll feel good?"

“Maybe I do just wanna hear you moan, Like that night” I smirked 

“Do you? Does me moaning for my babydoll make you wet?”

“Maybe” I giggled 

“Maybe? Maybe is a losers word babydoll”

“Ohh I don’t intent to lose” I smirked biting on his neck 

“Ummm fuck! I don’t like being so far away from you babydoll?” he complained “Come on let me out I wanna play with my babydoll?” 

“Well... in a little while I might let you out” I smiled pushing his hair back playing with the waves in his hair, “Or I might just keep you locked up like this forever benny”

“Ummm I feel like your little puppy” he complained 

“Why?” I giggled 

“Well...I'm chained up, and you keep petting me” He laughs 

“I keep petting you because you are a soft boy benny” I smiled “Does puppy want a chew toy?” I smirked gently sqeezing his cock as it hardered fully in my hand

“I wanna chew on you” he smirked back trying to kiss me but I moved away “Aww come on babydoll, I just want a kiss” He whines 

“No kisses, You’ve been a bad boy benny”

“Umm have I? I thought you liked me that way” he smirked grinding his hips a little against my hand but I moved away making him look annoyed at me

“We’re gonna play a nice little game benny” I smirked moving my hands playful down his sculpted body rubbing on his hips a little

“Ohh are we now?” He asks “What are the rules?”

I smirked rubbing on the head of his cock making him groan loudly grabbing the chain hard biting on his bottom hip trying not to moan to loudly 

“You can’t cum” I smiled 

“Uhhh thats not fair babydoll”

“Why not? You’ve been used to it , haven't you?”

“It's still not fair?” 

“Fun though” I smirked

“For you”

“Want me to stop?” I asked rubbing on him harder

“Uhhhh no babydoll. Please, don’t stop” He begged “ive waited so long for my babydoll to touch me, so many nights dreaming of you having your way with me. Please just keep touching me babydoll"

"No" I giggled moving my hands away from him completely he glared at me very frustrated 

"Babydoll!" He whines 

"What's the matter Benny? Getting desperate again?" I smirked rubbing on his thighs closely enough to keep his mind thinking about the area but not enough to give him pleasure of any kind 

"Ummm you know I am" he growled 

"Then tell me what you want" I Whispered kissing down his neck grabbing his shaft and roughly pumping

"Uughhh take me babydoll" he moans his hips bucking towards my hand so I stopped giggling at the sight of the drops of precum leaking down his shaft "ughhh! Your fucking evil" he complained "please… please. I need you" he gasps moving as close to me as he could his lips inches from mine 

"Would think you got your fill of me all the things you've been doing to me?' I smirked 

"Never, I want everything, for as long as you'll let me"

"Do you? Well you did so well keeping your urges at Bay so long. What made it all overflow that night?" I Whispered moving to sit on his lap moving my hips to grind on his hard cock 

"Ooohh my god babydoll… ummm just a little more forward and I can get inside please" he groans but I kept still only moving my hips enough to pleasure him "I don't know why, I think it was just so long. And when I saw you again, I couldn't control it anymore" he explained

"You said you'd been dreaming like that since you first saw me?" I giggled

"I did, the night you moved in I was jerking off to your beautiful little dresses, and almost every night since my beautiful babydoll" he smirked "i know you dreamt about me too. I could hear my sexy babydoll at night touching herself… it took all the strength I have in this world not to go up there and fuck that desperate pussy" he growled "make you mine" 

"Why didn't you?' I Whispered

"Uhh! Would you have… wanted me to?"

"Maybe Benny"

"Maybe? Maybe I should have gone up there pushed you down in your bed and fucked that desperate pussy till all my pretty babydoll could day was my fucking name" he growled grinding himself on me hard 

"Or maybe that night I should have come around and handcuffed you to the bed and used your pretty cock as my personal sex toy?' 

"Ummm you would have been welcome babydoll" he smirked "he's all yours. If you want him?' he smirked 

"All mine?" I giggled

"All yours babydoll. To do whatever you want with, so long as you promise me something?"

'what?'

"My babydoll can have me as her personal sex toy, I'll fuck her as much as she wants and she can use me however she pleases, so long as we agree not to keep our urges hidden any longer" 

"Benny we can't do that"

"Why not?"

"We'd never leave each other's company"

"I can live with that" he shurgs "I can live with my sexy babydoll never leaving so we can use each other for our urges whenever we want" he smirked "I mean… you could even come move down here with me if you wanted?"

"Well see Benny" I smiled moving away from him 

"Ughh no! Babydoll! Come on" he whines 

"What do you want Benny?"

"I want my babydoll to use me. Please… babydoll just make me cum. I need you so badly. Uhhh touch me, feel how badly I need my babydoll" he smirked so I took his shaft in my hand feeling the precum on his head and the throbbing of his shaft "ummm I ache for you babydoll, he aches for your beautiful pussy. I need to be inside you, I need to feel you, to make love to you"

"Very desperate aren't you benny' I smiled jerking his shaft as hard as I could

"Uuuuuhhh! Uummmm more, more please, I need you, your hand feels so good babydoll" he groans "but… master needs more" he growled 

"Why are you so desperate Benny after everything you've already done to me?" I asked kissing down his chest 

"Uhhh I have a lot of pent up urges babydoll, Last night was amazing babydoll, but we barely scratched the surface of how badly I want you" he growled "set me free… and I'll show you"

"No, I don't think I will" I smiled as I kissed his v 

"Ummm lower, lower! Please babydoll" 

"Why Benny?" I asked innocently

"Ummmm I want my babydolls innocent little mouth around my cock" he groans "please… you have no idea how long I've waited for you to do it" he begs opening his legs even wider "please babydoll"

I smiled kissing his shaft slowly and tenderly he gasped each time I kissed "uhh… ummm" he groans bitting hard on his bottom lip I licked my lips looking up at him before pressing a gentle kiss to his cocks head "uughhh! Babydoll." He gasped fighting with the chain "please… I need you" he begs I smiled giving his head a little lick "ohhh my God you evil little thing!" He groans annoyed as the seconds went in that he wasn't in my mouth "blow me babydoll. Please." He begs "I'll do whatever you want, you can do whatever you want to me for the rest of my natural life just for fuck sake take me!" He groans 

"I will… when you say the secret words' I giggled

"What- what are you talking about?"

"Come on Benny say it and I'll let him go in my mouth" I smiled kitten licking his head 

"Uughhh uuughhh… what secret words?"

"You have to guess," I smiled between licks and kisses 

"Ummm… ummmmmmm… ugh! You're beautiful?"

"Getting warmer" I smiled swirling my tounge around him 

"Ughh! Your the most amazing beautiful, sex girl in the world?" 

"Warmer" I smiled gently kissing his head and slightly sucking

".... Uughhh! I love you" he groans 

"Good boy" I smiled licking a line up his shaft from base to him 

"Ummmmmmm! I love you, I love you, I love you babydoll." He groans "Now please… you promised" he whines 

I smiled taking every inch of him in my mouth doing my best not to graze him with my teeth licking where I could and sucking as hard as I could "uuh! Yes! Yes! Ughhh fuck! Yes! More! More! More! Uuuuuhhhhhhh ohh my God! Uughhh! Don't stop please, don't ever stop my beautiful babydoll" he groans struggling not to buck his hips into my mouth his feet wrapping around my back lost in his own world I looked up at him his head on the headboard his arms fighting with the chain, his eyes rolled back in pleasure, his lips open moaning and gasping for breath I sucked harder watching his face melt into me "uuuhhh uughhhh ummmmm y/n! uuuuuhhh yes! Yes! Please babydoll… I'm about to-" he groans but I pulled away "what no! No no no! Come back I'm begging you please!" He screams 

"How close were you benny?' I smiled 

"I was on the edge, please… please! Just a minute more it's all I need!" He begs 

"Hummm guess it's true what they say, boys do go crazy when you have there brain in your mouth" I smirked 

"Y/n, babydoll please I'm begging you" he whines "just let me finish. Please. I need you so badly" 

"How badly Benny?" I Whispered kissing you and down his neck leaving love bites where I could 

"Uuummm, I need you, please, I'll do anything, I'll do whatever you want me to do, you can do whatever you want to me, I'll buy you anything you want, give you anything you ask, please… just put my cock back in your mouth babydoll. Let me feel that beautiful mouth around me again,"

"Is it better then my pussy?"

"Umm don't make me choose babydoll" he groans "I adore all of you. Please let me feel what it's like to be inside you again Babydoll, or put me back in your heavenly mouth. Please I'm begging you, just put me inside you, your mouth, your pussy, fuck your ass! I don't care where I just need to be inside my babydoll" he moans 

"Do you now Benny? I think you've been far to naughty for that" I smirked moving away sitting back on my elbows looking at him, he watched me confused but unable to look away as I opened my legs wide 

"Yes. That's I want that please. There… I would like to go there" he says looking at my pussy 

"Not today benny" I smiled 

"What are...what are you- ohh my God are you gonna?" He asked 

"Ummm Humm" I nodded moving my hand to gently circle my aching clit watching his eyes widen his cock throb and jump in excitement, his hips moving uncontrollably as he watched, his mouth open his eyes unable to leave me "uhhh Benny" I gasped 

"Stop it! Please! I can't just sit and watch please! Unchain me Babydoll, unchain me and I'll do it for you just don't make me watch!" He complained desperately fighting the chain but I didn't move only rubbing in more wetness and moaning louder for him "uughhhhhh! One of them is gonna break, the chain, the bed or my fucking wrist I do don't care which just gimme my babydoll!" He screamed I giggled moving my hand away and going close to him capturing his lips in a kiss which he instantly and lustfully took over "please you looked so beautiful, jump on masters cock babydoll, then we can both feel good" he groaned I giggled moving to grind on him and within seconds he pushed inside me not as deep as when he's behind me but still enough to make me grab his shoulders hard "ummmm fuck me babydoll, I wanna feel your squirt running down my cock" he growled thrusting up as much as he could I did my best to bounce and it took seconds before we where both going crazy in need of our orgasums I hit mine first squealing tightening around him, as I did his eyes rolled back and he softened finishing as deep inside me as he could "fuck…. I love you" 

"Love you too" I smiled giving him an innocent kiss and unlocking him completely laying on the bed expecting a cuddle but as I laid on my stomach on the best gasping for breath suddenly he sat over me and slapped my arse hard he chained my hands behind my back and kissed my neck 

"Aww babydoll, did you think you where getting a rest? Did you think you'd get mercy? After all that you just did to me." He smirked "think again Babydoll" he growled.