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jynersq · 6 months ago

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i’ve done so much science writing during my thesis that it’s starting to bleed into my everyday speech and thought patterns… “i found out” automatically turns in my head into “i discovered/i uncovered/we reveal” dsffdfddd

#me in the family groupchat:#in this text i will reveal critical information regarding a novel feline behavior #(and it’s a picture of my cat on top of the fridge)#e

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mecharose · 24 days ago

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brought to you by the holidays:

as always reblog for sample size! this is a very scientific poll i'm conducting here

#polls #family groupchat #thanksgiving #christmas #i have a family groupchat with my parents and siblings - one with my entire siblings - and then one just me and my brothers #but i know people have been like wtf is a family groupchat so im curious lmaoo

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dreamlogic · 11 days ago

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aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh

break. on my burger

#shit chat #family cw #got sicker than i have been in years my bank closed my checking account on accident work is nightmarishly busy #and my mother is sending strings of long voice memos in the family group chat again #i simply will not be listening to them. at most i'll ask my dad or brother for the sparknotes version #bc her pattern for the better part of this year has been radio silence. no attempt at communication whatsoever #and then BAM like 5-10 min worth of voice memos screaming crying sobbing shaking #I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY CHILDREN TO FORGIVE ME. I'M CRAWLING ON MY KNEES ON THE DESERT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS REPENTING #WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY FOR YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I'M SUFFERING SO MUCH AND I'M ALONE BECAUSE #MY FAMILY ABANDONED ME. I HAVE NO ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M BEGGING. I NEED HELP I NEED MY KIDDOS AROUND ME PLEASE I'M DYING #followed by several minutes of sordid updates on her shitty miserable life #which is tbf pretty shitty & miserable. she's extremely physically disabled & mentally ill #her partner had a severe stroke a couple months ago and is still recovering. they've both been in & out of hospital #neither working. partner's adult son who lives with them is the only income in the household #partner's permanently disabled mother also lives with them. plus 2 large dogs 6 cats and 3 each of chickens & ducks #they're in court suing their landlord bc he's trying to evict them but the property is an uninhabitable shithole to begin with #but like. whenever i do make the mistake of responding to one of her groupchat tantrums #she's just like 'oh you know me im a survivor :) i just miss yous is all :) now that you're here i'm gonna bitch about my life for an hour #and ignore everything you have to say and show active disdain & boredom whenever you tell me anything about yourself or your life :)'#and if i offer help she refuses it #like it's just a bid for attention. expecting unconditional love and absolution and salvation from us bc That's What Families Do #she doesn't actually seem to give a shit about any of us as real people. just this ironclad delusion of unconditional family support #that she frankly has not earned #my brother actually did go visit her in the hospital on thanksgiving. driving 2hrs out of his way to do so #and she was a raging passive aggressive bitch to him and threw the gift he'd brought her back in his face #ma'am i know you're Going Through It but so are the rest of us & frankly you've given me zero reason to want to interact w/ ur caustic ass #plus this is petty but yet another way in which she doesn't listen to me & makes no attempt whatsoever at genuine relationship #i've told her numerous times that responding to groupchat voice memos is hard for me. that i love & miss her #and if she wants to see me or needs help or whatever to please contact me one on one either by call or text #nope. refuses to respond to/initiate individual contact. ONLY traumadumping in the fam chat. TLDR MY MOM IS A DISFUNCTIONAL TOXIC NIGHTMARE.

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rimouskis · 7 months ago

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#this poll brought to you by: me thinking all the time about how I have friends who barely go a day without calling their parents #or whose families are always sending texts to the groupchat #whereas my family..... Does Not Text Each Other #aside from my dad's nightly “love you/goodnight” texts <3 but in terms of like actual communication?#very rare #we like each other we just don't text each other!!#I do try to call my parents weekly but that's really about it

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phonydiaries · 1 year ago

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all the little LoP people in my phone are invited to thanksgiving at my house btw we just have to decide who's gonna be on potato-peeling duty and who's gonna keep an eye on the oven

#i rly do wish I could share a nice huge meal with all of you tbh #i feel so sappy but this blog feels kind of like a freakish little family groupchat to me sometimes #I just love you all :)#lyd posting

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ohno-goddammit-haych · 2 years ago

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*dies pathetically in the ballpit*

#the single white sneaker mixed with the family guy death pose is making me go a little insane #isaac why #isaacwhy #the group chat #the groupchat #groupchat podcast #group chat podcast #this entire vlog is so funny

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not-a-choice · 7 days ago

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I have hit the "who's "she"?" stage of switching pronouns. Glorious

#family is talking about me in the groupchat #but i legit didn't realize bc they were using the wrong pronouns #rambles

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caluski · 2 months ago

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begging for help is really strange. people say you need to be direct and specific, but it doesnt do anything. every relationship feels like im stuck behind a two-way mirror.

#ive never been as open about it as i am now and nothing changes #its so very hard to come to terms with the fact that no one cares. but some people... i thought would at least try #i know i cant blame anyone. no one owes me help and support. it just hurts very much #especially having to face the fact that my family doesnt care. that i couldnt be more blunt about it all and they are just as always.#completely indifferent #i asked my sister to send me a link recently and instead of doing it in our private conversation she sent it to the family groupchat #and i cant help but wonder if she did it because she didnt want to see again my messages about how im too depressed to function #i wonder if anyone thinks of me at all #pogaduchy

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navree · 5 months ago

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also please do not mistake my irritation at the world and circumstances for not being utterly coconut-pilled, i would now die for kamala harris, i'd take a bullet for her (a real one, not just a graze in the ear)

#personal #plus my family asked my opinion in our groupchat and i got to excise some irritation #and most of my mutuals on here are normal people who have similar views to me on this so i get catharsis

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aztrosist666 · 2 years ago

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i would love to apply the title of old man yaoi to welt but i don’t want to upset his wife and kids

#welt yang appears. “show me that old man hole!” i yell but suddenly i am stopped. it is himeko. she shoots me dead and carries welt away #<— bridal style of course #i don’t know if theyre actually canonically together but like. their groupchat is called the astral express family #hsr #🐋

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thatswhatsushesaid · 1 year ago

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i am very relieved that i am not the only person who hears the words ‘family groupchat’ and immediately thinks “sounds fake, but ok”

like no judgment if you have them, i can theoretically understand their usefulness. it is still just. so divorced as a concept from my relationship with my family, like how can they guilt me about not staying in touch if they have an easy way of remedying that problem???

#ray.txt #it’s a time honoured tradition amongst southerners to name and shame the ones who have left the south for whatever reason #‘oh so-and-so #he/she/they moved out west/up north and we just never hear from them anymore #bless their heart 😌’#or #my favourite #‘so are you finally going to come home for thanksgiving this year??’ i’m sorry but i AM home i am not on an extended vacation #i pat taxes here i have a mortgage i have family here through my husband this is not a holiday #but if they could easily answer these questions in a groupchat how could they shittalk and gossip about me at church???#edited to add i guess they could still shit talk and gossip about me at church #however. consider that i would have to talk to them #to give them ammo for their shittalking and gossiping #no i think i will pass on the groupchat thanks

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goodmorningawfulbye · 1 year ago

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can things be normal for FIVE MINUTES

#personal #it's like. probably not a huge deal #given my dad sounded fairly chill when he texted the family groupchat #(unless he was just trying to keep people (me) from panicking)#but uhhhhhh WHAT

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mycenaae · 1 year ago

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this is so so so so so minor in the scheme of things but i am losing my fucking mind at not being able to talk to my ultra-zionist niece about the insane bullshit she is posting every single day. this girl willingly moved to florida and is very likely voting republican and she's out here talking about how palestine hates queer people? girl do you hear yourself? is the hypocrisy not registering? however i cannot say any of this to her because it would absolutely tear our family apart.

#just discovered she blocked me on instagram so hey thanks girliepop! [grimace emoji as i look cautiously at the family groupchat]#nat.txt

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friendshapedhorrors · 1 year ago

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No one talks about shit all in this family

#Alex if you see this Do Not mention it in the groupchat bc idk wtf is confidential and what isn’t #but Tf??? my uncle calls me and informs ME that my little sister moved out of my dads bc they got into a fight over her having to pay rent #(among other things)#and that was LAST WEEKEND and just no one mentions it to me #like girlypop I love you but you are 18 and work full time you can give your father who can barely keep the house afloat as it is some rent #AND she’s mad at me bc SOMEONE ELSE told me aunt who told my uncle about the guy who sexually harrased her at work #bc now my uncle is like We Absolutely Need to Tell Someone About this bc we fucking Do she shouldn’t have to deal with that at her job #but she says it’s ‘embarrassing’ and that he can’t be help accountable bc he has dementia and doesn’t know what he’s doing #and yeah that’s so fair don’t lock the guy up but at the very least she needs to have at least one other person w her when she’s w him #like bestie I know he’s old and has dementia but that doesn’t mean he still can’t harm yo #maybe he himself isn’t trying to be evil but tnay doesn’t mean he isn’t capable of it #anyways begging my family (my sister) to deal with her shit and see a therapist or smth bc this is wack #that*

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sunnibits · 1 year ago

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