#me and who 🍷 🚬

[bonesmarinated]

Her eyes She's on the dark side Neutralize Every man in sight (x)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Hi! I started listening to Chappell Roan after seeing a post about her on your blog, and now I'm obsessed. Could you please give me some more music recommendations? Thanks!!!

god I love this. no further specifications, just carte blanche to go hogwild and recommend anything.

you didn't even ask for any structure but I'm nothing if not constantly looking for an excuse to be extra, so I've provided one tangentially thematically related recommendation for almost song on Midwest Princess (not all of them, tumblr won't let me do more than ten audio links booo)

Femininomenon 🏍️

listen, girlies: we're NEVER going to have a femininomenon if we can't even stop talking about these mediocre boys. move along! forget about them!

Red Wine Supernova 🍷

the theme is being so horny it changes how your brain is wired.

After Midnight 💃

mom doesn't like you wearing that dress and red lipstick and dad doesn't like you bleaching your hair, but what if you just had fun?

Casual 🧜🏽‍♀️

so, you've escaped an unbearable situationship.

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl 🛸

this is a song for the guy with the fugly jeans who didn't ask you a single question and won't dance

HOT TO GO! 🍟

I'd like to think serpentwithfeet is getting closer than those damn gloves in the same club where Chappell is trying to get to hot hands on her body. gay hands cinematic universe.

My Kink Is Karma 😈

is sitting back watching them ruin their own life not enough anymore? get proactive!

Kaleidoscope ✨

so. the relationship got Weird and now nothing will ever be the same :/

Pink Pony Club 🐎

the queer country king himself. incidentally I would KILL for Orville Peck to cover Pink Pony Club.

Guilty Pleasure 🚬

Chappell said we could go to hell but we'll probably be fine; Rina said this hell is better with you. songs for queer girlies who aren't scared of the devil, you know what I mean?

[kaionyx]

!!MINORS DNI!! This is a 18+ blog and i will block you if i see you in my notifications

🔗🗝⛓𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑

| ASKS: CLOSED |

Hello i’m Onyx, a transmasc dom with a severe love for sweet little angels who were made to be broken and anything gothic. I started this blog finally just to post what I think on the daily.

I’m 23, taken by my prettiest bunny, been on T for 2 years and counting with top surgery in the works. I’m mixed, 5’10, and my pronouns are he/him nothing else. Do not call me “master”, you’ll never get a response.

i’m pansexual and open to poly but mostly monogamous.

This is a strictly 18+ blog i post/reblog a lot of stuff that aren’t for minors of any kind. If I see that you’re following me you’ll be blocked.

I have a lot of hard kinks that I talk about, please make sure you look before you follow.

Hard kinks: Bdsm/petplay, dacryphilia, breeding (not pregnancy), gun/knifeplay, watersports, degradation, free use, CNC, somno, drugging, kidnapping, r4p3 play, impact play, blood play, and bimboification.

Hard limits: vomit, scat, gore, detrans, be*sti*lity, incest, race/age play, anything following that.

Yes my dms are open but i’m not just gonna take control over you, talk to me I’m nice sometimes ♡︎

DNI: minors, terfs, ed/sh blogs, bigots, etc. Cis men you’re on thin ice.

Taken anons: 🌸/🦇/🍄/🎃/🫀/🫧/🌟/🐊/🦠/🐛/🦝/👾/💗/🦈/🪽/🪐/🌸🐇/🧸/😇/🍣/🍃/🕯️/🐶/🐕🤍/🫶🏽/⚡️/🐻/🐍/🍭/🥀/🧿/👑/🍒/🎶/🦦/🦊/⚰️/❄️/🫡/🦴/🐾/🐈‍⬛/🦷/♊️/🍷/🪼/🫐/✝️/🌀/🎸/🌹/🫠/ 🐄/🔗/📎/🐹/🫂/📼/🌱/🦖/💘/🧚‍♀️/🧁/🔪/🎀/🩵/🐿️/🍩/🐱/🐺/🌻/🐑/🐩/🖋️/🍰/🪬/🪻/💌/🦆/🍇/🏵️/🩻/🕸️/☣️/☀️🪽/🔮/😵‍💫/🦋/🪷/✨/💠/🌙/🪄/💜/☁️/🚬/🤞/🩷💌/🐢/🦌/🐀/⚠️🐾/🌷💋/🧷/🐁/🪭💎/🌻🥭/🌼/🎨/💙/💗🐾/🦢/🐰🖤/����/🍓💫/🐇❤️/🪶/🍮🎶/🪲/🐆/🍦/💙🕳️💦/🕊️/😶‍🌫️/🥞/🐞/🐶🤍/🥩🦴/🔥🧛/💒/🥘/🌸🌺/💮/🦕/🪴/🍯/🍓🍰

🔗🗝⛓𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑

[sitp-recs]

My AO3 Wrapped: Drarry Recs

This year I’ve embraced a change of pace and read way less than I intended to. This made me feel a bit disconnected from fandom but also allowed me to put this list together in record time so let’s not complain too much 😂 this is shorter and lacking my usual commentary but I didn’t want to break the tradition of sharing my fave reads of the year! Be it for their creativity or peak romance, these 16 amazing fics made my heart beat faster and got me even more in love with Drarry. I’ve read most of them in the first half of the year and it was interesting to see so many fics over 40k, as my usual sweet spot is 10k - 20k. I love the mix of tropes featured here and am very excited to rec authors I’m reading for the first time. ps: I haven’t included any Erised fics since the fest is still ongoing.

Thank you dear creators for sharing so many brilliant works with us this year! 2023 wasn’t my best year fandom-wise, but life has been so generous in other areas that I can’t help but feel humbled today. I wish everyone a lovely start to the new year! As always, please mind the tags and take some time to shower these authors with the appreciation they deserve. Oh, and stay tuned for a rare pair list sometime soon ;)

🍆 Snug by @moonflower-rose (E, 6k)

8th year | touch-starved Harry | soft cock kink

Potter can't keep his hands off himself. Draco can't look away.

🧩 Muscle Memory by @corvuscrowned (E, 8k)

curse breaking | partners to lovers | memory magic

There's something just beneath the surface, just at the periphery of Harry's mind. They've been here before �� they've done this before. If only he could remember it.

👹 draco malfoy's substitute murder service by @oknowkiss (E, 10k)

odd jobs | D/s undertones | open ending

When Harry joins the Curse Breakers shortly after his twenty-fifth birthday, he’s surprised to find himself assigned to the Department of Creatures, Cryptids, and Associated Calamities.

🏰 the earth from a distance by spqr (E, 15k)

time travel | Wizarding history | only one bed

“Well,” Harry said gamely, once they’d managed to find the Leaky Cauldron – still under construction but mercifully open for business – and he’d turned up a few knuts from his pockets, enough to get them a room for the night, “it could be worse.”

🎚️ O Come, All Ye Faithful by @toomuchplor (E, 20k)

vicar Draco | established relationship | Church of England

Aunt Petunia died, that was what began everything. Or rather, Aunt Petunia was dying. In the act of dying. In which Draco finds faith in the church, and Harry finds faith in Draco.

🎄 Waking Up Slow by @sweet-s0rr0w and @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm (E, 22k)

shop owner Draco | summer romance | light angst

'Twas the night before Christmas, although it’s July / Draco’s a shopkeeper, no-one knows why / There’s hiking and witch caves, freak snowfalls and more / Bad Christmas jumpers, nosy neighbours galore / Narcissa’s here too, but… something’s amiss / And what’s in those chocolates that’s making them kiss?

🚬 Sun Thief by @floydig and BlackRose532 (E, 28k)

slice of life | fast sexual burn | dark humour

It’s 2005, and Draco Malfoy says, “Fuck the Ministry,” Harry works as a handyman in muggle London, and Draco should really stop pissing off the Squib gangs.

🍷 Winner Takes It All by @skeptiquewrites (E, 41k)

break up make up | down & out Draco | hurt/comfort

As with all his friends’ wagers, it starts small. Fifty Galleons for one kiss from Harry Potter is easily done.

🏖️ LA, Who Am I To Love You? by @epitomereally (E, 42k)

Draco in the Muggle World | pining Harry | recreational drug use

Harry’s summer in LA is not going as expected. Pansy Parkinson keeps inviting him to parties in the Hollywood Hills and harassing him to finally go to the physical therapist, Blaise Zabini keeps slipping new strains of his company’s magical weed into Harry’s pockets in hopes of an endorsement, and Draco Malfoy keeps having sex with everyone but Harry.

🫃Shine On, You Crazy Diamond by @lagerloutfic (E, 42k)

fwb to lovers | gay awakening (Harry) | mpreg (Draco)

Harry has probably always wanted Draco, it just took him a few years to figure that out. A story about the joy of discovering exactly who you are and how easy it can be once you do.

🚣‍♀️ Our Objective Remains Unchanged by @citrusses (E, 46k)

rowing AU | enemies to lovers | university setting

Harry Potter, returning member of the Oxford University Boat Club, has two goals for the spring of 2005: beat Cambridge, and beat Draco Malfoy. Perhaps not in that order.

🧶 Polar Night/Midnight Sun by @toomuchplor (E, 54k)

cabin fic | wintery vibes | only one bed

Harry travels to arctic Norway on the trail of dragon egg poachers, only to find he's been assigned to work alongside the only NorMagPol Auror north of sixty: one Draco Malfoy.

🎩 Nights With You by @the-sinking-ship (E, 58k)

holiday fic | fake relationship | mutual pining

Draco is mortified when moments prior to departing for the most anticipated destination wedding of the year, he is cruelly dumped. But when he learns that Harry Potter has, at long last, split with his horrible boyfriend, Draco is certain his luck has changed.

👮🏻‍♂️Rookie Moves + Again And More So by peu_a_peu (E, 75k)

auror partners | slow burn | humour

Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.

🖼️ where all the veins meet by @saxamophone (E, 146k)

sad bois | Grimmauld Place | found family | 8th year

It's the summer of 1998. The battle is over, and Voldemort is dead, but Harry still has more questions than answers. Who is he without a piece of Voldemort's soul in his head? What is he supposed to do now?

📼 Always Already by @aibidil (E, 170k)

time travel | forced proximity | mutual pining

Harry and Draco are perfectly fine, separately minding their business in 2004, when the Unspeakables conscript them into service... in the First War against Voldemort.

[moonlight-prose]

𝑭𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏🌙

a/n: i had no clue what to do for the follower celebration because i have so many requests sitting in my inbox already from sleepovers. but i decided why not do something fun! first a quick note down below because i'm fucking emotional.

a massive thank you to those who read my works and like them and decided you liked them enough to follow. when i started writing on tumblr way back in 2020 i didn't think i'd hit this point. you guys are amazing and i'm very happy to have my little corner of the internet to spend time hanging out with y'all.

𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆 1/27 - 2/10

i've created a list of favorite lines from shows, songs, and movies. but the twist is...you get to use the prompt! for whatever you want. moodboard, fics, art, however you want to use it. i've picked my own but i haven't added it to the list. i hope you decide to join by all means no pressure!

when you've decided what you want then just shoot me an ask and i'll cross out the line! also feel free to write it with whoever you want but please tag me so i can reblog/boost it here!

“You want me to make you some coffee?”

“You know me better than anyone. you always have.”

“I...want to lie here.”

“I know who I am when I'm alone. I'm something else when I see you.”

“I’ve known the warmth of your doorways. Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you.”

“Honey please, try to love me. My love will never die.”

“Nothing fucks with my baby.”

“I’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight.”

“We could die here. It's an option. it's not my choice, but it's an option.”

“If you need a second chance you can take mine.”

“Come and kiss me and let’s forget.”

“Wouldn't it be awful if we fell in love again?”

“You’ve fallen for me — completely. you’ve got me in your dreams.”

“I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly.”

"To me. You are perfect."

𝑶𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 1/27 - 2/2

if you don't wish to participate in the writing challenge, then this one is for you! below are a few fun games i have done before with sleepovers and some new ones. this will close earlier than the challenge, but feel free to send in however many you want!

🥀cym! send me a concept and i'll cast my beloved mutuals in a role.

🌙moodboard! drop a character + theme (and or au) in the inbox and i'll make you a moodboard.

🍷personal moodboard. mutuals if you would like a cute moodboard of vibes then let me know!

🚬send me a character + vibe and i'll make a mini playlist. (mutuals if you want one based on you i'll be happy to do that!)

💌 headcannons/drabbles! hop in to talk characters and concepts and whatever else you want!

[cuntstable]

this is making me smile bc the pucci part is so real. like beautiful beautiful image in my mind of dio waking up to getting a call in the middle of the day (sleepy time for him) from teenage mentally insane pucci who heard dio say some philosophical religious equilevant of an inspiration quote image your mom woul post to facebook while he was coked out of his mind and pucci went Wow i will overthink this into oblivion and preach it forward but first i must ask my trusted dio about my inerpretation of his words and dios just like Sure. Whatever. As long as you kill that bitch jotaro little buddy. 🍷 🚬

[asmoshoebox]

you know i love those dash simulator posts but it would be silly to make one for bvm haha

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💿 gerard-streets-thighs Follow

cashier at hot topic yesterday said he liked my shoelaces but he seemed really genuine and i was wearing my boots with the gay laces so i just fistbumped him and walked away. do i deserve to be drawn and quartered over this minor social faux pas yes or no

#prev LMFAO #keep doing it

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🌈 becks-lox-rebagels

the only thing worse than applying for jobs is interviewing for jobs what the fuck was that phone call ??????? i swear the guy (?) sounded like they were literally dying. prolly just a smoker though 💀 i hope this gig works out man i dont feel great about it

#the good news is my bubbe is coming to see us next week :) #becks personal log

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🚬 maiale-e-fagioli

WHY THE FUCK IS GAS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE IM GOING TO EXPLODE EVERYONE ON THIS DAMN PLANET

🚬 maiale-e-fagioli

they don't know this post is about the hearse running out of gas on the turnpike last week. with. you know. things. inside of it

#wtf misnis

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🤖 hellzbelz

dude qhat if there was a way to make like. so so you knwo how money s madeup right .well wht if it was worse

🤖 hellzbelz

like if isnteadof it being materials we assign arbitrsry value ot based on manufactres scarcity wht if it was digital adn the value was based onlike uniqhe digital signaturess and algorthims qnd all the value came fromn specualotye invensitmetn instea d of anything REMTOELY real lmfaooooooo

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🌐 worldheritageposts Follow

Date of Origin: March 3, 2009

#who keeps bringing this back lmao cryptocurrency is already dead

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👻 beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeejeezus Follow

girl help there's a cosplayer on the bus rn in FULL monster mode it's SO FUCKING COOL and also HOT

👻 beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeejeezus

they did like an eldritch double face thing and the makeup is impeccable, it looks so real that i just. i just wanna lick it. "i saw you from across the bus and think you're super intimidating, can i bite you?" but genuinely !!!!!!!!! also they're like suuuper gnc which makes it one morbillion times sexier. god. definitely drawing them when i get home

#woagh that sounds rad as hell. and soooo valid op #like. i just want to eat a demon out and die with its talons inside me #and frankly i dont think thats too much to ask

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wetnwilde-secondedition

"oh, i don't think you're ready yet," he says, pressing a broad, calloused finger against your dripping cunt. "i wouldn't want to hurt you, after all.....

Keep reading

🍷 starry-cocked-adonis Follow

new blog same fat wet manhole! they will never kill me in a way that matters!

#asmo originals archive #i miss my old url smh

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🕸 inthefogofmyowndarkinnermind

rly loved the dusk over campus tonight 🦇

#omg slay #gothcore #goth #aesthetic #alt aesthetic

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bee butts. you agree. reblog.

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🚬 maiale-e-fagioli

#bestie why are you polling tumbler about this #personally id keep it #makes a great tactile stim

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💀 damiens-demon-lair

might change my name again. i like damien but it just doesnt feel like me anymore idk idk

#i dont understanddd it just feels Wrong #sometimes i feel like theres really smth wrong with me man #and not in the goth way #like im goth i know that but being a goth guy is just. blegh #goth girls just have so many more options for looks it's not fair

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We're coming.....and we hope you will too...

This Saturday at the Moonbeef Cafe in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania

#BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

[whimsicaltismhusband]

FIVE!!! SIX!! FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT 🗣️

i 🙋🏻‍♀️could be the one ☝️or your new ✨ addiction 🚬🍷

it's all in my head 🧠 but i want non-fiction 📖📚

i🙋🏻‍♀️ don't ❌ want the world 🌎 but i'll take this ⬇️city 🏙️

who 🤷‍♀️ can ✅ blame 🤬 a girl 💁‍♀️ call me hot 🔥 not ❌ pretty 💄💋

baby 👶 do you like ✅ this beat 🥁? i made🎧 it so you'd dance with me💃

it's like ✅ a hundred nintey nine degrees 🔥🥵 when 🕰️ you're 🫵 doing it with me, doing it with me🎶

H-O-T-T-O-G-O, snap 🫰and clap 👏 and touch 👇 your toes 👟

raise your hands 👋👋 now body 🧍‍♀️ roll 🛞

dance 💃 it out ➡️ you're 🫵 hot 🔥🥵 to go ➡️

H-O-T-T-O-G-O, snap 🫰and clap 👏 and touch 👇 your toes 👟

raise your hands 👋👋 now body 🧍‍♀️ roll 🛞

H-O-T-T-O-G-O ‼️🥵🔥➡️

YOU 🫵 CAN ✅TAKE 👋 ME 🙋🏻‍♀️HOT🔥🥵 TO GO ➡️

H-O-T-T-O-G-O ‼️🥵🔥➡️

YOU 🫵 CAN ✅TAKE 👋 ME 🙋🏻‍♀️HOT🔥🥵 TO GO ➡️

i 🙋🏻‍♀️ woke up 🥱 alone 😢 staring 👀 at my 🙋🏻‍♀️ ceiling ⬆️

i 🙋🏻‍♀️ try not ❌ to care 🙁 but ☝️ it hurts my feelings 🥺

you 🫵 don't have to stare 👀 come 🏃‍♀️ here 👈 get with it ‼️

no one's touched 👈 me 🙋🏻‍♀️ there 👚 in a damn hot minute 🔥🕰️

and baby 👶 don't 🙂‍↔️ you 🫵 like ✅ this beat 🥁? i made 🎧 it so you'd 🫵 sleep 💤 with me🙋🏻‍♀️

it's like ✅ a hundred nintey nine degrees 🔥🥵 when 🕰️ you're 🫵 doing it with me, doing it with me🎶

H-O-T-T-O-G-O, snap 🫰and clap 👏 and touch 👇 your toes 👟

raise your hands 👋👋 now body 🧍‍♀️ roll 🛞

dance 💃 it out ➡️ you're 🫵 hot 🔥🥵 to go ➡️

H-O-T-T-O-G-O, snap 🫰and clap 👏 and touch 👇 your toes 👟

raise your hands 👋👋 now body 🧍‍♀️ roll 🛞

H-O-T-T-O-G-O ‼️🥵🔥➡️

YOU 🫵 CAN ✅TAKE 👋 ME 🙋🏻‍♀️HOT🔥🥵 TO GO ➡️

H-O-T-T-O-G-O ‼️🥵🔥➡️

YOU 🫵 CAN ✅TAKE 👋 ME 🙋🏻‍♀️HOT🔥🥵 TO GO ➡️

WHAT'S ❓ IT TAKE 🫴 TO GET YOUR 🫵 NUMBER 📲!?

WHAT'S ❓ IT TAKE 🫴 TO BRING ➡️🚖 YOU 🫵 HOME 🏡!?

HURRY 🏃‍♀️ UP ⬆️ IT'S TIME 🕰️ FOR SUPPER 🍔

ORDER UP ⬆️ I'M 🙋🏻‍♀️ HOT 🥵🔥 TO GO➡️!!

WHAT'S ❓ IT TAKE 🫴 TO GET YOUR 🫵 NUMBER 📲!

HURRY 🏃‍♀️ UP ⬆️ IT'S GETTING COLD 🥶

HURRY 🏃‍♀️ UP ⬆️ IT'S TIME 🕰️ FOR SUPPER 🍔

ORDER UP ⬆️ I'M 🙋🏻‍♀️ HOT 🥵🔥 TO GO➡️!!

WHOO 😮‍💨

it's hot 🔥🥵 in ➡️ here 🏡

is anyone 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ else hot 🔥🥵?

WHOOOOOO 😮‍💨

you 🫵 coming ➡️ home 🏡 with ➡️ me 🙋🏻‍♀️?

okay. 👌🏼

it's hot.🔥🥵

i'll 🙋🏻‍♀️ call 📲 the cab 🚖

[dailyhelldorm]

New Office Interactions - Eichi's relation

This is an archiving post from a Twitter thread. This will get updated regularly as I find more interactions in the future.

Eichi still has some but I can't find more, so I will try my best to continue updating.

Before you start...

This is a more refined version compared to the thread, I fixed my wording and mistakes. Also adding images and the original credits.

I don't put the characters in any order, everything is based on the uploaded day of the screenshots to determine whether the interaction is old or new.

It is said that some of the old interactions have been deleted from the game, the purpose of this post is to archive.

Disclaimer: Most of the pictures don't belong to me, and I own none. They rightfully belong to the person who uploads the screenshots and of course, Happy Element K. K.

© 2014-2019 Happy Elements K.K. 画像等の内容はハピエレ及び一部の投稿者を属しております。無断転載のためお許させていきただきます。削除されてほしい場合はTumblrやX（旧Twitter）などご連絡ください。

Eichi's New Interactions

This is a new interaction. Images by しお @son873

Kaoru: I am troubled with getting into my new role~ Eichi: If it is fine with you, I can hear you out.

This is a new interaction. Images by とりけらとぷす@mUdw7fSXn6zMG0x

Keito: Eichi! What this plan document is all about!? Eichi: Fufu ♪ Don't you think it is quite an interesting idea?

This is a new interaction. Images by HOGARA @hogara_n

Eichi: We should sometimes have a chess game. Leo: Oh, alright! I will take you up on that offer!

This is a new interaction. Images by とりけらとぷす @mUdw7fSXn6zMG0x

Eichi: The play on the other day was fantastic. Wataru: Oh, so you have come and watched me ♪

This is a new interaction. Images by ぽめる @po_mazing

Eichi: Mashiro-kun, do you have any problems you are worrying about? Tomoya: No, I don't! Everything has already been resolved!

This is a new interaction. Images by Hell Dorm Diary.

Tsumugi: The book I borrowed the day before was quite fascinating ♪ Eichi: I’m glad the book is useful to you.

This is a new interaction. Images by り @usasheep

Eichi: Yah, how are you? Shu: NON! Don’t you dare talk to me!

This is a new interaction. Images by Hell Dorm Diary.

Sena: Hey, ain't your face look pale? Eichi: Maybe because I overworked a little bit too much?

This is a new interaction. Images by Hell Dorm Diary.

Madara: I read the article that has been going around. Eichi: So you have heard about it as well.

This is a new interaction. Images by Hell Dorm Diary.

Eichi: I have high hopes for your work. Tsukasa: Please entrust to me! Tenshouin-oniisama.

This is a new interaction. Images by さじ @rondo_r48

Ritsu: Can you make the tea for me? Eichi: Should I also prepare some tea snacks too?

Eichi's Old Interactions

Images by あいす@🚗🍷🚬💸 @Rei_Kaoru_aice

Eichi: I am looking forward to seeing the true strength of the revolutionist. Tatsumi: You are overvaluing me too much.

Images by うる💚 @uru_0504

Eichi: Thank you for always helping me, Yuzuru. Yuzuru: No, it isn't something major to offer me words of gratitude.

Images by nekoma@ただ今低浮上 @nekoma_hough

Eichi: Hokuto, did you see my email? Hokuto: … if it is something important then you can tell me directly right now.

Images by ジジジ @jijiji_st

Eichi: Don't you feel lonely when Sena-kun isn't here? Makoto: Not at all, I don't feel like that.

Images by ネネ @neneansta

Eichi: I see that you have been working hard on filming your previous drama. Tori: Ehehe, I will continue my best next time too ♪

Images by ここあ @COCOA_210_n (Not dorm-related but mentioning Eichi)

Tori: You were the revolutionist that Eichi-sama acknowledged...? Tatsumi: Fufu. That was just an ancient talk.

Images by 水原つえ @magictsue

Eichi: Recently what kind of manga has become popular? Midori: U~hm, If you talk about shounen manga then maybe that title.

Images by れべるよん @yui_egumi

Eichi: How about we have some leisure tea time, Wataru? Wataru: Why of course, let’s have some together.

Images by たこ @takoyea_

Eichi: It seems that today you will return late too. Aira: That's because there are so many things to do every day...!

[bonesmarinated]

🖤😈🖤commission of Lilith (@barbecutie 's oc) and my boy Kristian 🖤🍷 🚬 art by @pirate-cashoo

[likeamothtofame]

// tag dump <3

🍷 || 「 MINE. 」

🎬 IC || ❝ And… Action. ❞

💔 OOC || ❝ But I really wanted to shoot someone! ❞

🌃 RP || ❝ Just improv it! ❞

🎞️ Headcanons || ❝ I said I'll fucking kill you! And I will. ❞

🚬 Valentino || 「 I Could Make You A Star 」

📺 Vox || 「 How Vile Can You Be? 」

🤙 Velvette || 「 You'll Never Make It In The Business 」

🎙️Alastor || 「 Who’s The One Who Wrecked Your Life This Time? 」

⚡ The Vees || 「 Inmates Running the Asylum 」

🕷️ Angel Dust || 「 Hell's Favorite Boy Toy 」

🪽 Heaven || ❝ Well this just got interesting. ❞

🩷 Ship || ❝ Oh you know me too well. ❞

📱 Mobile || The Show Must Go On

🎥 Answered || ❝ Fucking FINALLY! ❞

🃏 Crack || 「 Welcome To My Hooker Palace 」

🍷 Aesthetics || 「 Cause You're Hotter Than The Sun 」

⭐ Promo || 「 Do I Know You? 」

✉️ Ask Meme || 「 Complaints Go Here 」

🪞 Dash Comm || 「 Suffering’s Just Another Perspective 」

🪶 Wishlist || 「 Better Cover Your Drink 」

[honey-andmilktea]

𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫,

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐔𝐧𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡.

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐫

・゜゜・．🤎📜☕️ 𝐁𝐚𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 [𝐎𝐧𝐞-𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭]

✒️ 𝟏.𝟕𝐊 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 | 🤎 𝐖𝐓𝐌!𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱! [🚬] 𝐱 𝐋𝐀𝐋!𝐀𝐜𝐞 𝐀𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚 [🕯️], 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐠𝐚𝐝𝐨 [🕯️] 𝐱 𝐀𝐜𝐞 𝐀𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚 [🕯️] | 🌙 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 [🎻], 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 [🦇], 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 [🥠]

👜 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐀𝐜𝐞'𝐬 𝐄𝐗 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧.

🕰️ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐥𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥, 𝐒𝐞𝐱, 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛𝐬, 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 [����𝐟 𝐈 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞!]

🍁 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐬! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 @armysantiny 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐛𝐨𝐭 @welcome-to-maniac [𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥!]

🎼𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐜 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧

🐻 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝! 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭, 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭! ^^

🍷 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤? 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞! | 𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚? 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫! [𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞!]

It was another busy day at Maniac.

Felix was in the kitchen making orders and having on and off conversation with Jisung whenever he saw him. When things got a bit slower in pace he went out front to see Minho and Hyunjin. Maybe also see if he could catch someone he was promised to see today. He looked out over the counter as he stepped out, looking at the sea of people, dancing and drinking together. He kept looking until Hyunjin nudged him lightly. “Looking for someone?” He asked with a little teasing smirk knowing fully well who he was looking for. Felix rolled his eyes at his friend shaking his head with a scoff.

“You know it’s not like that.”

“Mhm~ Definitely not like that, just friends. I know.~ I’ve heard that a thousand times now.” Felix shook his head as he tried to continue the conversation and tried to steer it away from him.

It was a good hour of them talking Felix in and out of the kitchen while Hyunjin served drinks until he appeared but he wasn’t alone.

She told me that she loved me by the water fountain

She told me that she loved me and she didn't love him

Ace said something to the man with him before walking up to the counter with a big dazzling smile. It wasn’t his normal dazzling and breathtaking smile, it was wobbly and dopey. When he got closer to the counter Felix’s nose scrunched a bit as he smelt the alcohol radiating from Ace. He had so many questions as he looked at Ace over with worry. “Hey Lix!~” His words weren’t fully slurred as he leaned on the counter. Felix gave him a lopsided smile as his heart seemed to ache a little. 

“Hey Ace.” He said as he looked over the other guy who was looking down at his phone with an unseeable glare. “Who’s that with you?” Ace’s head tilted as he tried to process what Felix meant before pouting.

“Don’t be mad, he’s just a friend I see from time to time.” He said as he played with his hair before giggling lightly and booping Felix’s nose. “But don’t worry, you hold my heart, my number one.~” He giggled while a blush creeped up Felix’s neck, almost making it to his ears. He shook his head as he frowned to himself. ‘He’s tipsy. He doesn’t mean it. Even then it would be friendly’ He thought and reminded himself.

And that was really lovely 'cause it was innocent

But now she's got a cup with something else in it

Felix hummed as he went to ask something but was interrupted by Ace. “Oh! I came here for something.” He giggles again as he lightly bounces on his toes. “Can you ask Jinnie for two glasses of Whiskey? Please.” He gives him another cute smile and Felix looks at him in worry.

“Ace you don’t and shouldn’t be drinking.”

“I know.” He pouts. “But Alexander…” 

‘So that was his name.’ Lix thought as his jaw tightened but Ace didn’t notice his anger. 

“He said it was okay! Just a drink or two that’s all.~ So pleaseee, ask Jinnie for the drinks.” He gives Lix his best puppy dog eyes and the man breaks. He sighs and nods, going to tell Hyunjin for the drinks. 

“For Ace?” Jin asks with an eyebrow raised while Felix just nods leaning against a counter. 

“He’s with some Alex guy.” He shrugs as he looks down. 

“Oh dear, I’m sorry.” Jin said as he cupped Felix’s cheek giving him a sad and worried look. 

It's getting kind of blurry at a quarter-past-ten

And he was in a hurry to be touching her skin

She's feeling kind of dirty when she's dancing with him

Forgetting what she told me by the water fountain

Ace looks over at the two, a little frown and bang hitting his chest but he shook his head and erased the thoughts from his mind. Felix walked back giving Ace the drinks with a wary look. Ace gave him a smile, a smile Lix could tell didn’t reach his eyes, and took the glasses. “Thank you Lix!” He said quickly before the blonde could say anything else and left. He rushed towards Alex and handed him his glass, quickly downing his own, wincing as he did, the burning making his eyes water. 

“Woah there princess, I get you’ve been having a bad week but, don’t just down it like that.” Said man chuckled as he lightly ruffled Ace’s hair. Ace just pushed his hand away and frowned, crossing his arms and hugging himself. Alex frowned angrily as he took sips of his drink before wrapping his arm around Ace’s waist. “Let’s go dance princess~ I know you like dancing, might keep your mind off of things.” He said as he dragged Ace to where others were dancing, ignoring Ace’s protests. 

From the bar counter Lix looked at the two with pained eyes. Looking at this other man touching his Ace. Hyunjin lightly nudged him with a hum. “You’re glaring.” He said as Felix just huffed.

“He was supposed to be here, not with him.” He mumbled and looked away. “Come on, let’s get your mind off of things. Come help me with drinks.” Hyunjin pulled him along as Felix played with his bottom lip lightly glancing over at the other two.

Now he's grabbing her hips, and pulling her in

Kissing her lips, and whispering in her ear

And she knows that she shouldn't listen

And that she should be with me by the water fountain

Once on the dance floor Ace tried to get out of Alex’s grip. “I don’t want to dance.” He said sternly, sobering up. “I shouldn’t have come here with you. I knew you would do something like this. I should be with Fe-” Before he could finish his statement Alex grabbed him by the hips and pulled him in. He glanced up making sure Felix was looking before pulling Ace into a deep kiss. Ace put his hands on the taller’s chest, trying to push him away. Alexander pulled away his magenta eyes flashing red in anger before he leans down and whispers in his ear.

“Do you think he wants you? When he has a pretty doll with him?” Ace glanced over and saw Felix and Hyunjin laughing together, the tightening in his chest increasing. “You’re a sex object baby, I bet that’s all that was on his mind. But me? I love you baby, I want you. All of you.~” He ran his nose along Ace’s neck. The younger shivered, looking down, believing his words just once…why would Felix ever want someone like him anyway?

She couldn't be at home in the night time because

It made her feel alone

“Can you take me home?” He mumbled softly. “I don’t feel like being here anymore.” He looked down at his fingers not noticing the slow smirk spreading on Alex’s face as he intertwined their fingers together.

“Of course baby.~” Ace frowned at the nickname, feeling dirty for some reason hearing it from his mouth. He wished Felix was here, not him, he wanted Felix. He wondered how it was to be in his arms before shaking his head quickly. ‘You’ll just hurt yourself.’ He thought to himself as he tuned back to what Alex was saying. “You want me to stay over again?” Ace wanted to throw up at the question, feeling his skin crawl but he couldn’t help but nod. 

He didn’t want to be alone.

Not again.

And if she ever goes back to the water fountain

The handle will be broken and the rust set in

But my hand, it will be open and I'll try to fix it

My heart, it will be open and I'll try to give it

The next day Ace rushed to Maniac biting his bottom lip. His anxiety was bubbling in his stomach as he walked in looking for the blonde hair and freckled face he came to like. He walked to the counter asking Minho if Felix was there. Minho looked Ace over before nodding and telling him to wait a minute while he went to get him. Felix walked over as he smiled lightly at Ace, wanting to forget everything that happened last night, until he saw the purple marks on Ace’s neck. He didn’t question them and just quickly looked up to meet Ace’s eyes. “Hey Ace, what are you doing here? Don’t you have work?”

“I took off.” He said a little too quickly before he shook his head. Felix looked at him over, looking at the purple marks again and noticing them being finger shaped. His eyes widened slightly as he went to speak, Ace cutting him off quickly. “I-I just wanted to be with you! Um, yesterday was horrible of me. I’m so sorry about…him. He’s just a friend. I promise that.” He said as he looked at Felix with begging eyes. Eyes that begged to let him just slide this one over for this one time. Felix frowned but hummed lightly as he leaned on the counter.

“He seemed more than just a friend.”

“It’s…It’s complicated.” It wasn’t that complicated.

Ace was stuck.

He was stuck with someone who used him and called it love.

Unlabeled relationships, sex and drinks. That was all Alexander wanted but, Ace wasn’t going to say that outloud. 

And if she ever goes back to the water fountain

The handle will be broken and the rust set in

But my hand, it will be open and I'll try to fix it

My heart, it will be open and I'll try to give it

As Ace sat and talked Felix couldn’t help but slightly zone out. He was imagining yesterday but with him. 

Ace in his arms.

His hands on his hips.

Their lips locked together.

Just him and Ace. No one else. 

Ace waved a hand over Felix’s face as he raised a brow at him. “Are you okay?” He asked with a slight head tilt. Felix had to stop himself from cooing at him while he nodded. 

“Yeah just fine baby. Don’t worry.” His deep voice said as he smiled at him. Ace flushed at the nickname, it sounding so much better from his lips. 

But they were just friends, so he’ll keep that to himself.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 🍂✏️ @honey-andmilktea​ - 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐞𝐭𝐜.

: ̗̀➛ 🤎🪵🪶 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧: 𝟎𝟑.𝟏𝟐.𝟐𝟑

: ̗̀➛ 🤎🪵🪶 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧: 𝟎𝟑.𝟏𝟏.𝟐𝟑

[starblue2406]

Yesterday I went to see the movie "Spiderman, Across The Spider-verse" and I can only say that IT IS A JEWEL OF CINEMA.

Unfortunately, I couldn't get the exclusive popcorn from Cinépolis (because they ran out on the day of the premiere) but at least they give you a popcorn with the image of the movie (popcorn that I took to my house xd).Soon I will go to ask if you have received more popcorn from the movie, I need one yes or yes.

The artistic section is a visual delight, I admire all those artists who beautifully combined 3D with 2D Each frame looks like a panel from a comic and characters like Spider-punk They have a style that makes them stand out, the backgrounds and especially the color palette of Spider-swen and her father is very beautiful.

The Latino Spanish dubbing (which was very controversial for having many influencers in the film instead of dubbing actors) was very meh, if you don't know an influencer you won't fully realize that they are not a professional who worked there, although if you feel that something is wrong. Many of the influencers spoke as if they were playing themselves or the character, but it doesn't take away from the experience that the movie offers.

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Spoiler about the arc of Miles, I do not give many details but it is in case you want everything to be a surprise ⬇️⬇️⬇️

The story is a jewel, speaking minimally of the protagonist about his plot that he does not want anyone to decide what he should do with his life is an exquisite thing, it gives you very emotional scenes in which you surely feel identified, especially because of the appreciation that Miles has with his parents and the great bond he has with them.

Here I am speaking personally, but as an only child I loved the importance of Miles's character with his parents, just having your parents by your side makes it easier for your bond with them to be even closer and stronger than with people who have siblings. It's not that I'm saying that parents aren't important to others, but I think our case is particular because technically many of us spend almost all our time with them, and even more so if they're the type to take care of you a little too much like the parents of Thousands. You feel identified with the issue of when you want to spread your wings but you also want to reassure them that you do not want to get away from them and that it is time for them to let you have your own independence little by little.

There are many more beautiful story themes with Miles and other characters, but I'll only mention that to avoid giving more spoilers and because it's the one that touched my heart the most.

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The lore is also a sum that gives epicity to the film since they even refer to Dr Strange from the MCU, I wonder how they will connect both plots that touch the multiverse...

It has everything, references, very good character arcs, plot, comedy scenes, scenes of tension, drama and emotion. The only thing I could criticize is the dubbing and the somewhat tedious beginning that gives you a summary of the previous film.It's useful for people who didn't see the first one (like my mom) but for people who already saw it it's kind of tedious, especially since that happens in a quarter of act 1,but from there everything is excellent.

This film definitely convinced me to study animation, it's definitive. I want to be involved in things like this, in artistic shows like this. I was aware of the process of creating this film, now seeing its final result only convinces me that this is what I want to do all my life.

I'm glad to know that the real vine triumphs while the industry clunkers like the live action of the Little Mermaid live action sink for what they they did themselves 😎🤙🧐🚬🍷

[niragixpsych]

☝ - How tall are you? ✔ - Sexual Orientation 🚬 - Do you Smoke? 🍷 - Do you Drink? ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? 😳 - Age you get mistaken for? 💉 - Have Tattoos? ✏️ - Want any tattoos? ✂️ - Got any Piercings? ✌ - Want any piercings? 👌 - Best friend? ♥ - Do you like anyone? 🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? 🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? 😒 - Biggest pet peeve? 📝 - Story from your childhood. 💬 - I wish… ‼️ - Something you’ll change? 💦 - What makes you horny? 🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for? 🔥 - Something spicy you like? 👃 You hate the smell of …. 👊 - Something you hate? 🚶 - Are you single?

👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌

☝ - How tall are you?

177cm

✔ - Sexual Orientation

Bisexual

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

No.

🍷 - Do you Drink?

Yes.

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

No.

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

24

💉 - Have Tattoos?

No.

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

No.

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

Yes, three of them.

✌ - Want any piercings?

Maybe.

👌 - Best friend?

I have no such thing.

♥ - Do you like anyone?

No.

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

I'm not that into bands.

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

I'm unable to list five here.

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

Already answered.

📝 - Story from your childhood.

From a very young age I need to teach myself how to cook.

💬 - I wish…

my past was different.

‼️ - Something you’ll change?

My pants at some point.

💦 - What makes you horny?

Different things.

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

To be accepted for who I am.

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

Curry

👃 You hate the smell of ….

Can't think of a smell I dislike.

👊 - Something you hate?

Annoying people.

🚶 - Are you single?

Yes.

[c9pid]

hinge profile template! ☆

here’s a written template version of a hinge dating profile — feel free to fill it out for your characters! you can remove any info options you don’t want to / think they wouldn’t answer as it’s v customizable on the app. the only limitations are 4 pictures min - 6 pictures max & 3 prompts max! enjoy

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name

pronouns

[picture 1]

prompt 1

answer

🎂 age | 👤 gender identity | 🧲 attraction | 📏height | 📍location | zodiac | 🚬 smoking y/n | 🍃smoking y/n | 🍷drinking y/n | 💊 pills y/n |

📖 religious identity

🏛️ political identity

🔎 relationship preference

👥 monogamy y/n

[picture 2]

[picture 3]

prompt 2

answer

[picture 4]

prompt 3

answer

[picture 5]

[picture 6]

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a cpl of the prompts (there are over 100!):

together, we could

dating me is like

i want someone who

two truths and a lie

unusual skills

my most irrational fear

i go crazy for

the way to win me over is

we’ll get along if

i’m looking for

this year, i really want to

all i ask is that you

i bet you can’t

i’m weirdly attracted to

the key to my heart is

i won’t shut up about

a life goal of mine

i’m convinced that

typical sunday

i’ll fall for you if

[punkscowardschampions]

Barly

Bartley: Why have you taken it off?

Carly: I’m not after owing you

Bartley: You don’t, just put it back on

Carly: idk how but even if I did 

Carly: no

Bartley: You don’t have to make a point by being an idiot, you need it

Carly: busying yourself forgetting i exist instead of calling us more names was your point

Carly: & a need to take care of myself

Bartley: It’s a stupid decision then

Bartley: it cost [however little because it’d be a couple of quid vibes], you can give me that back if you’re that concerned with being independent 

Carly: Ive no €€€s

Carly: sorry

Bartley: I don’t want the money 

Bartley: I’ll put it back up

Carly: it’s my mess

Carly: I don’t want your help

Bartley: I didn’t ask you for anything for it

Bartley: why are you being like this about it

Carly: whyd u make me feel bad about it?

Bartley: I never did, you threw it all back in my face

Carly: but you did, you do 

Carly: & a friend wouldnt

Bartley: You got weird, I don’t know why, what’s in your head

Carly: its never you’re mean its im mental & everythings my fault

Bartley: I’m mean

Bartley: go on, what did I say that’s so mean

Carly: you treat us as a problem & get 😤😠 theres no solving me

Bartley: I just wanted you to take care of yourself

Bartley: if that makes me a terrible person then so be it

Carly: i meant what I said you’re decent & good

Carly: your hearts in the right place

Bartley: You don’t need to say it

Carly: yea I’ve the need to

Bartley: It’s what makes everything awkward

Bartley: if you could just accept it for what it is, we’d not even be having this conversation

Carly: what is it?

Bartley: You know what it is

Bartley: or did before you got all in your head again

Carly: before I got my own hopes up

Carly: tell me what this really means

Bartley: I can’t be decent and have my heart in the right place now?

Carly: I said so

Bartley: and what you say is so

Carly: my opinion’s only that

Carly: what would you have me think?

Bartley: I don’t know

Bartley: no one thinks anything of me, I’m just there

Carly: everyone 💭 something of u, boy

Bartley: as a comparison to the others, yeah, maybe then

Carly: sure sometimes as is the way of families ive no doubt

Carly: but then in your own right too

Bartley: no, they don’t

Bartley: but you’re only trying to be nice so thanks, I guess

Carly: im not but add it to your forgetting if you’ve a mind to

Bartley: You wouldn’t get it

Bartley: you’ve not family like that

Carly: I wouldn’t & couldnt reckon ive the knowing of your life, no

Bartley: If you’re going to go off like that, get upset, then it’s probably best we keep our distance

Bartley: I wasn’t trying to make shit worse

Carly: k 💚

Carly: grand there’s 1 thing to be agreed on between us

Bartley: Sure, grand is what it is

Carly: I’m still & never trying to bring trouble to u

Carly: if keeping my distance’s the way to guarantee i don’t id call it a grand idea

Bartley: you’re just being confusing

Carly: me

Carly: im in the company for it if I am 😵💫🙃

Bartley: I’ve never known a girl say so much to say nothing of any sense, like

Carly: have you ever for proper known a girl?

Bartley: Hilarious craic, you

Carly: so’s you saying you like me if im no drama 

Carly: if I behave myself how youre after

Carly: ifs that mean u dont like me at all

Bartley: I never said you had to, I’m telling you you’re being mental

Bartley: and you’re proving my point, fucking hell

Carly: sense is in finding a girl who’s less mental like

Carly: best of 🍀🐇🌠🎲 w it

Bartley: don’t you want to sort yourself out

Carly: idk whats even wrong w me

Carly: I can’t

Bartley: You think too much, for a start

Carly: what did you reckon the 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 was all for if not to stop

Carly: my god, I try so hard to its close to shaming as ive it in me to feel

Bartley: It don’t work, does it

Carly: im worse w out though

Bartley: Maybe so

Carly: no maybe in it & youre running already so what hope have I

Carly: im not confused about the state of me or things like

Bartley: I’ve not run nowhere, you have

Carly: they werent 👢👢 for running in but ive had my 💭 to take your warnings & hints & away myself true enough

Bartley: You heard what you wanted and it’s fine

Bartley: you don’t owe us nothing

Carly: I heard what u wanted & don’t

Bartley: turn it on me when all you do is self-sabotage 

Carly: all you do is slag me

Bartley: we could’ve just hung out, watched the fucking film

Bartley: I never wanted anything else, why would I turn it into this drama

Carly: you could’ve just

Carly: im incapable of it as the most mental girl you know

Bartley: you don’t know how to sit down in front of a telly 

Carly: idk how to sit w you now all my thoughts are of u

Carly: to stay still cos 1 wrong move & youre 😤😠 @ me

Bartley: is that all you think I’ve use for

Carly: no lad has ever had but 1 use for me

Bartley: and we’re all the same

Bartley: just like you said you didn’t think, nice one

Carly: im saying youre different & its why idk what to do

Bartley: There’s more to life

Bartley: I’d rather be friends

Carly: I’m sorry

Bartley: just

Bartley: do you want to be or not because I’m not chasing you around for it

Carly: course, come now im not that mental id say no

Bartley: you must get bored, you never go to school how you’re meant

Carly: time flies when youre 🚀🌟🌌🪐☄️

Bartley: you’ll have a heart attack if you’re not careful

Carly: I wish I could make you understand how I feel when im not 🚀🌟🌌🪐☄️

Bartley: like you’re going to have a heart attack, better be the answer or it’s invalid

Carly: like I’m having 1s a start

Bartley: they make you calm

Carly: they get me out my door

Bartley: I reckon you could get the levels better

Bartley: so you’re alright to go out and not alright to be a holy show

Carly: maybe but 🍭🍬s slightly addictive, have you know as my makeshift priest

Bartley: are you

Bartley: addicted

Carly: idk ive not quit for the knowing of how hard it is or isnt

Bartley: How does that happen at your age, by God

Carly: happens i should be @ [the psych ward Joe is]

Bartley: wouldn’t they have you on their own 🍭🍬

Carly: yea & I don’t think they’ve more of an idea about levels from what ali says of her brother

Bartley: you don’t want to be in there with the likes of him

Bartley: as dangerous as with your mammy and her fellas

Carly: I’m after being normal if you can have a word with your man jesus there next time you’re @ his house

Bartley: always worth the asking

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠

Bartley: works better if you put some effort in

Carly: talk of getting on my knees s’not friendly

Carly: where im putting my effort

Bartley: 🙄👏 you

Carly: ah here, wheres yours?

Carly: find some kindness for me

Bartley: sure, you’re trying

Bartley: and he loves a 

Carly: 💒😍💋🥰💞😘💓💒

Bartley: there’s not loads of eligible bachelors there, no

Bartley: not under 75 

Carly: could find my ma her new fella as its my fault shes in need

Carly: hell fearing’d be a step up

Bartley: if she started turning up at services, it’d be the final straw 

Carly: her 1 boundary best b kept in place or god help us

Bartley: shame keeps some out their seats but some in theirs

Bartley: no telling which way it’d go

Carly: the way of no shame

Bartley: I don’t believe it’s real

Carly: of her?

Carly: what more are you looking to 👀

Bartley: of anyone

Carly: I’ve never been shown its untrue of my mammy just yet only shown up by her but whos to be sure

Bartley: she must care what her blokes think of her

Carly: for a time while they’ve use ⌚️⏱⏲⏰⌛️⏳

Carly: shes 1 for getting bored how you’d have me

Bartley: she’d care if you hid her tan and hair dye

Carly: 😅

Bartley: might have to assess her priorities then

Carly: would you be my friend still if she tanned us?

Bartley: I dunno about that one

Carly: oh do u not

Carly: what a traitor to ur culture when thats the look all your girls go for themselves

Bartley: not all, okay

Bartley: and a tan doesn’t have to be orange

Carly: if u say so bb

Carly: but don’t worry yourself ill stay only ☀️💋⛅️💋☁️💋

Bartley: It stains everything awful, spend all your life getting it out your towels and sheets

Carly: don’t 💭 of my sheets

Bartley: I’m not a degenerate

Carly: what 1 would speak like but I believe you

Bartley: None of that, shh

Carly: 😶💚

Bartley: you’ll put the lock back up, won’t you

Carly: weren’t being awkward for eejits sake when I told you idk how

Carly: ali’ll help me if I ask when shes done being punished by her ma for having her boyfriend though

Bartley: I can show you, it’s alright

Bartley: why’s her mammy suddenly bothered, what’s that about

Carly: idk she hates men who arent ali’s da cos they’ve done her wrong

Bartley: Ali’s boyfriend is a little boy, surely

Bartley: bit mad for her to be going off like it’s otherwise

Carly: hes older than you, boy

Bartley: is he now

Carly: shh yourself im not meant to tell you nothing

Bartley: I’ll work it out

Bartley: like a guessing game

Carly: I won’t play & u cant make me

Bartley: already got the age range down, younger than a teacher but older than me

Carly: be all you get, ive promised 

Carly: 😶💛

Bartley: I’m not prying

Carly: it's no game like

Carly: she’s my only friend

Bartley: oh, thanks very much

Carly: I can’t see you 

Carly: or have you 👀 @ me

Bartley: never again

Bartley: are you going to hide in your ‘van?

Carly: not forever

Bartley: how long then

Carly: idk a week or 2

Bartley: then you’ll feel better

Carly: I’ll look it anyway

Bartley: why, what’s wrong

Carly: im grand but for the look of chucking myself down the [however many flights of stairs they were gonna]

Bartley: but how did you actually get like that

Carly: please don’t ask me

Bartley: right

Carly: it was wrong of me

Bartley: you did what you needed

Carly: but I’ve no pride in what I need

Bartley: not saying you should

Carly: I went to my dealer w no money

Bartley: I’d sooner pay than have to hear about that ever

Carly: I’m sorry you’re hearing of it & I’ll spare you the sight of me

Bartley: you don’t have to for my sake but you won’t want the others seeing you either so

Bartley: yeah

Carly: idc about what the others 👀

Bartley: you should

Bartley: they’ll not be trying to hold back from saying anything that could be the wrong thing

Carly: they never do & their piece they wanna say has truth enough to it

Carly: I did the wrong thing

Bartley: reckoning it’s appropriate don’t mean you have to aspire to it

Carly: it’s deserved for once

Bartley: so enjoy it, yeah

Bartley: is that what you want me to say

Carly: if I’m caught out of my hiding spot the rest can enjoy themselves 🦊🐶🐶🐶

Carly: & you can say whatever u want its not for putting a stop to either

Bartley: you’re in luck that everyone’s distracted atm

Carly: call me a whore so’s we can move past this

Bartley: no

Bartley: ‘cos that’s so obviously what you want

Carly: for us to be friends yea that is what I want

Bartley: then stop trying to make me

Carly: don’t hold over me what I gave you fair chance to say

Bartley: I don’t need to

Carly: k then

Bartley: how are we ever going to be friends if you reckon that’s all that’s in my head and next out my mouth

Carly: tell me what is & i won’t guess there’s our how

Bartley: I have to tell you everything in my head or you’ll lose yours

Carly: you didnt have to say it like such a gobshite but hey

Carly: something from in your head at least

Bartley: you make me sound like I’m thick in mine

Carly: & you make me sound more gone in mine even than I am

Bartley: I’m not good with words and you’re after me saying loads of them

Carly: I’m no good in my actions but u were after me acting loads better

Bartley: too good, arguably

Carly: I’ll do anything or nothing if you talk to me

Bartley: I am

Bartley: we’re talking now, girl

Carly: & u’ll put the 🔐 back like this never happened?

Bartley: dunno why you took it off in the first place, yeah

Carly: dont you

Bartley: already said I think it was a dumb thing to do

Carly: yea but that’s not the same as you dont know y it was something i did

Bartley: you wanted to see if I actually cared

Carly: & you were after ⏪

Bartley: how did you work out that had anything to do with it

Carly: cos it does

Carly: before i was in my box & u thought of me how you thought of me til 🔐 made it different

Bartley: why’s it make it different?

Carly: you never cared til I brought it to you & forced your hand

Bartley: I’ve never seen anyone acting like he was with you before

Bartley: a full-grown adult, like

Carly: I’m sorry you saw

Bartley: we only need be sorry it happened

Carly: I’m used to it happening

Carly: men of his sort & what they do

Bartley: you shouldn’t be

Carly: hes braver or stupider than most, to his credit 

Carly: if we can call it that

Bartley: we can’t

Bartley: there’s no one lower

Carly: no matter the fellas away now

Bartley: ‘til the next one

Carly: they’re not all of em visiting for me

Carly: the next’ll probably wish I wasnt there

Bartley: but there’s no guarantee

Bartley: that’s why she should’ve found herself a decent man by now, it isn’t safe

Carly: decent men are after decent women to settle down w

Bartley: obviously

Carly: when youre older it’ll be your way

Bartley: yeah

Carly: ive no guarantees for my path how you’ve

Bartley: is that what you want

Carly: wanting won’t make it so

Carly: nobody wants me for a wife only for things they’d never ask of who they’ll marry

Bartley: everyone can get what they want

Bartley: but of course you’ll have to act like the sort of girl who’s a wife not a whore, you can’t have your cake and eat it too

Carly: & an act would be all it was

Carly: ive already eaten my 🧁🍰 or been eaten like

Bartley: and we can all always mend our ways and repent

Bartley: if you’re not willing to then it isn’t actually important to you

Carly: every bite didnt make me 🤢🤮

Carly: being sorry enoughs hard

Bartley: there’s your answer then

Carly: I dont have it in me to be 🤍🙏💍❄️🧼✨👰

Bartley: lucky no one is going to make you then, I guess

Carly: yea 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: you’d hate being married

Carly: why would I?

Bartley: only being with one person

Carly: oh

Carly: well 1 lad was my 💭 but I picked wrong

Bartley: won’t Ronan go out with you?

Carly: he don’t reckon im as alike to ali as u

Bartley: I could talk to him, make him do the honourable thing

Carly: hes no need when I never did the honourable thing by him

Bartley: guess it saves the drama anyway

Bartley: not meant to

Carly: ive more use for friends & hes meant to be

Carly: I hope so now

Bartley: it must be awkward

Carly: course but we’re both trying for it to be less

Bartley: did warn you, like

Carly: I remember

Bartley: not about to gloat, you’re grand

Carly: told you Id not stop u

Bartley: there’s no joy in it, trust me

Carly: if theres ever

Carly: go for your life & have mine w it

Bartley: why would there be

Carly: idk maybes youll hate us again tomorrow or soon

Bartley: even if I did, it still makes my family look stupid so no

Bartley: it never will 

Carly: k never

Bartley: right

Carly: & next warning ill listen 

Carly: how I said

Bartley: I’ve only so many cousins who are eligible 

Bartley: what’s done is done

Carly: but its not why I’m done u know my reasons arent the lack of lads of age on site

Bartley: yeah, I know

Carly: whats done is though you’re right

Bartley: best we can do is move on from it all, everyone

Bartley: there’ll be something else to talk about if we wait long enough

Carly: will I see you once ive waited out my skin being a colour whats neither 🧡 or ❤️💜💙?

Bartley: if you manage hiding that long in the first place

Carly: youve plenty work on to busy your days w & nights are only so long even alone cos ive my ma to keep me from really being

Bartley: I couldn’t still be in with my family

Carly: 🍀🐇🌠🎲 you dont have to

Bartley: it’s for the babies only, well, for boys, girls ‘til they have their own home and family to leave for

Carly: she’d be lost if i left

Carly: having to feed & keep herself in clean towels

Bartley: you’re the child not her

Carly: wes both better @ it the other way round

Bartley: mammy her properly and get her to sort herself out then

Carly: in 1 👂 & out the 2nd like the 👶 shes playing @ 

Carly: as a mammy I must b too soft

Bartley: must be so

Carly: 🍼🍭🍬🧸🎁🎈🧁🍰

Bartley: 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈

Carly: I’d hate being a for proper mammy to b sure

Bartley: take it off your goal list

Carly: the future’s to look to when theres something worth 

Bartley: ‘cos now is so stellar, like

Carly: 🎅🎄🌟🎁⛄️ before yous blink

Bartley: what are you getting

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 the coat i couldnt afford bonfire night

Carly: but idk

Carly: what r you?

Bartley: nice one

Bartley: I’m not sure, clothes too, maybe

Bartley: not bothering getting a car of my own until I’m old enough

Carly: I won’t tell the others ive heard you say ur bothered by gorja laws

Bartley: I’d be the one getting caught and the car taken and my daddy in trouble

Bartley: it’s just my luck, like

Bartley: Moses is jammy and Johnny could be an adult proper, way he carries himself

Carly: you carry yourself as well as your brother

Bartley: you think?

Carly: yea ive thought it a long time now

Bartley: well, thanks for that

Bartley: I’m not as serious, don’t have to be

Carly: idk youre serious when you lay the law down to me

Bartley: that’s special circumstances, usually I’m not

Carly: im special is it?

Carly: new 1 there

Bartley: sure, you can take it as a compliment if you fancy

Carly: rare as they are I’ll take em all 💎

Bartley: they can’t be that rare

Carly: why not?

Bartley: because you’re a pretty girl

Bartley: maybe you need to go to school more, then they’d not be

Carly: 😳🍨 if i was called pretty @ school instead of what I am i might

Bartley: are people cunts to you?

Carly: talk & my rep follows me off site like

Carly: its my own fault how they are

Bartley: is it?

Carly: somes surely my ma’s grant u but she’d not take it on as hers & Im not dragging the dead 🐎 along too

Bartley: I get it

Carly: I’m not 1 of yous but i go in for the same slagging to everyone @ school as youve had

Bartley: they stop once you smack them

Carly: you told us Im not built for 💪🥊🤕

Bartley: you’re not, no

Bartley: but I can’t hit no girls for you either

Carly: i asked you not to hit my ma’s man I wouldnt of u to smack no girls 

Carly: where’d be the sense

Bartley: I’m just saying

Carly: what youd protect me if you could?

Bartley: yeah

Carly: i'm just teasing

Bartley: very funny, messer

Carly: you’re v sweet

Bartley: I’ve heard

Carly: I dont wanna erin’s craic its k

Carly: whatever she whispered in your 💚👂 when she werent attached to your face’s between yous

Bartley: shut up 🙄

Carly: shut me up or quit ur 🙄

Bartley: her craic is never so you want to think on

Carly: don't you think shes pretty?

Bartley: sure, she’s fine

Bartley: it’s her personality

Carly: 😅😅😅

Carly: I like you & your bluntness all the more when its not directed @ me

Bartley: 😏

Bartley: I were nice, I didn’t kick her out or anything

Carly: me too & I wanted to kick her or drag her out by her hair or something

Bartley: did you

Carly: u & her knocks me 🤮 or 💪🥊🤕 or 😭 I said

Bartley: I remember

Bartley: there’s no me and her

Carly: you & 🤶 then

Carly: whoever’s next

Bartley: maybe you’d make a decent fighter after-all

Bartley: didn’t know you had so much rage in you

Carly: this heres why I asked if you’ve the knowing of any girls

Bartley: you’re always nice to everyone, all smiley

Carly: she don’t deserve different shes not trying to make me jealous

Bartley: but you are

Carly: yea

Bartley: yeah

Carly: no, say ive nothing to be jealous of

Carly: cos there’ll be no you & 🤶

Bartley: but you know what you’ve to be jealous of 

Bartley: and I like that you are

Carly: I can’t 💪🥊🤕 no girls for u to watch 

Carly: not what your bday 🎁 were for

Bartley: it was for watching you though, wasn’t it

Carly: but you could pick something I know how to do

Carly: go easier on me

Bartley: like walking downstairs on your hands, yeah

Carly: like that

Bartley: you’re mad

Carly: I’m less scared of stairs than I am of you

Bartley: why are you scared of me

Carly: its a bigger fall for u

Carly: it’d hurt more

Bartley: I won’t let it

Carly: you can’t protect me

Bartley: I’m not stupid, like the pair of them

Carly: they’re not, I am

Bartley: yes, they are

Bartley: I’d not do that

Carly: none of yous ever lied to me

Carly: I lied to myself

Bartley: They could’ve avoided everyone knowing, it’s not rocket science 

Carly: I won’t let anyone know why I’m smacking erin if shes back again

Bartley: she’s not meant to be here

Carly: you don’t want her

Bartley: only to see you pull her hair, maybe

Carly: maybe id risk my rep changing for the sake of what you’re after

Bartley: you want to

Carly: I want you to 👀 me

Bartley: I will

Carly: I won’t always be pretty

Bartley: yes you are

Carly: not if I let the 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 all wear off

Bartley: I’m not scared

Carly: I am but I’ll still do it

Bartley: You’re brave then

Carly: desperate ive been called

Bartley: not for me

Carly: not by you but its for u

Bartley: it is now

Carly: I am now

Bartley: soon

Carly: from right now

Bartley: you have been thinking about me since [the night of the lock debacle] 

Carly: since [she saw them kiss and wanted to die in the most exact timeframe we can put that] if you’re after having it right, boy

Bartley: shit

Bartley: you really are jealous

Carly: I hate her

Carly: youre turning me into someone I’m never

Bartley: you’re still the sweetest to me

Carly: when you taste me ill forgive you

Carly: maybe her too but im not promising like

Bartley: you should hate her, that’s how it made me feel

Carly: did it?

Bartley: maybe I can’t hate them forever, we’re family

Bartley: but when it all went down, ‘course

Carly: don’t hate them forever

Carly: I’ll make it up to u, for everything

Bartley: You can do better

Carly: I’ll do anything

Carly: say it & its good as already done

Bartley: I know you’d do anything but what do you want to do

Carly: youre asking me?

Bartley: go on

Carly: no one ever has before I’m 😳

Bartley: Good

Carly: for an answer…

Carly: I want you to kiss me

Bartley: I will

Carly: when?

Bartley: when you’re not black and blue no more

Carly: k but you’re not to 💪🥊🤕 my dealer so’s we match in the time between

Bartley: Be all the better I never see his face again

Carly: I’m about to try my hardest to give him no cause to show it nowhere I’m @ or off to

Bartley: Glad to hear it

Carly: til im glad to chuck myself down the stairs for my personality to put a stop to itself

Carly: & you reckon erin’s a 1 for hers

Bartley: don’t I know yours yet?

Carly: my god I don’t even know it yet

Bartley: how can you reckon it so terrible then

Carly: my ma reckoned on turning to 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 herself for a reason & ive no daddy for another

Bartley: both being your mammy has no sense

Carly: you’ve sense to move yourself from me in ways of your own

Bartley: it’s not right, for girls and boys to be friends, not to us

Bartley: it isn’t personal

Carly: it’ll be personal this time, most it can

Bartley: because it’s private

Carly: what if you don’t like me underneath? what am I to do?

Bartley: I already do

Carly: oh

Bartley: oh, yeah, alright

Bartley: so stop worrying

Carly: if I cover myself w makeup & clothes to mean none of the bruises show u could stop me worrying

Bartley: no, I don’t want to see you yet

Carly: sorry I’ll be 😇✨🙏

Bartley: I’ll see you when you’re all better

Carly: 😁🤍🌞☁️🌼🌻🌚🌟🌠🤍

Bartley: if you need somewhere to hide out from your mammy whilst I’m at work, you can use my ‘van

Bartley: I have a spare [wherever a boy would, in the BBQ perhaps]

Carly: you’ll make me cry 🥺😢😭

Bartley: ah, don’t do that

Carly: but its that kind of u

Bartley: you can have Ali in but no one else, alright

Carly: I swear

Carly: to treat the place even better than if it was my own

Bartley: it’s a deal then

Carly: 🤝💚

Carly: [okay so the first day she uses his caravan, which I don’t imagine is anywhere near the next day after what we just did because she’s got a detox to do and many a panic attack to have, but whenever it is during the bruise fading 2 week period, we ALL know she’s gonna tidy up his caravan top to bottom for the whole day basically so it’s the tidiest it’s ever been (including washing the blanket she used before obvs) and pick him some of the flowers that are around and about for his table and leave him some kind of one pot meal that he only has to heat up when he gets back from work, it’s FINE]

Bartley: Was all this you?

Carly: I’m sorry

Carly: I only meant to wash up ☕️🥄 I’d used but I started & never stopped

Carly: don’t be 😤😠 @ me

Bartley: Why would I be mad at you

Bartley: I thought my mammy had been ‘round, you didn’t have to do any of this

Carly: I got carried away, like 😳

Carly: might be you dont even eat [whatever she has made which is the most lowkey and chill and boy safe meal ever but we’re still scared he’ll hate it]

Bartley: I do

Bartley: Thanks, for everything

Carly: its nothing

Carly: nowhere near as nice as letting me borrow your van today

Bartley: it’s very nice

Bartley: and I’m not good with words so I don’t know how to tell you it’s not nothing but yeah

Carly: u did us a double favour not the other way round

Carly: keeping me busy 🌺🐝🍯 & out from under my mas feet

Bartley: I feel like I should give you something, like

Carly: you already gave me knowing of where 🔑 was

Bartley: suppose so

Carly: w out it id be 😈😝😜🤪😈

Bartley: I’m impressed

Carly: I can keep the devil out or the dust?

Bartley: two birds one stone, weren’t it

Carly: sure & ive some sanity kept in either way

Bartley: can tell you look after your ma and not the right way ‘round

Carly: I told you so but yea now you’ve been shown too

Bartley: the chinese is gonna wonder where I am

Carly: idm if you feel you’ve to tell me when to take a day off

Carly: for ur 🥡🥢🍜 craving’s sake

Bartley: less of a craving when it’s what I have every night my ma’s not made something, you’re grand

Carly: every night? 😅

Carly: come now boy you’ll have the heart attack before I’ll

Bartley: Sure it depends what we’re driving past on the way home

Bartley: don’t judge me, girl

Carly: what I’m gonna do is care for u every night your mammy’s her other mouths to feed

Carly: then you’ll stay 💪💚 as you are

Bartley: what about yours?

Bartley: she can’t be risking 🥡🥢🍜 every night

Carly: nor can I

Carly: but 1 portion extra won’t be no bother to me if wes all eat the same

Bartley: sounds good to me

Carly: not seen the inside of the chinese since [whatever special occasion it’s a tradition for whether that’s boxing day or your mum’s bday or whatever, we’re giving it’s been ages but now this boy has made her want one haha]

Bartley: I owe you one now

Bartley: what do you get?

Carly: nah you’re grand

Carly: my ma’s no believer in the 🧚‍♀️🥡🥢🍜🧚‍♀️ & what else would I tell her?

Bartley: you can have it at mine

Bartley: no need to share your [thing that everyone always wants like spring rolls or prawn toast and you’d have to fight over in a fam]

Carly: or my [and tell him your order even though you’re sure he’ll make fun of you because I imagine it’s the kind of thing George mocks in his vids because your mother is that chav and you’ve clearly been having the same thing since you were an even younger child than the child you still are cos anxiety be like]

Carly: but I’m to wait [however long is left of your he doesn't want to see you with bruises era] then? 🥺💔😢💔😭💔

Bartley: ‘fraid so

Bartley: you’ll be all the more hungry for it at least

Carly: you don’t reckon ive worked up appetite enough for all your talk of being impressed w me

Bartley: you must be knackered, definitely 

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 I’ll sleep well 

Carly: another favour you’ll have done by me

Bartley: you did it yourself, along with making this place look brand new

Carly: least I can til I look new again myself

Bartley: not like you owed me anything

Carly: I wanted to do something kind back w the 🔑 cos of your  offer being kind in itself

Bartley: I didn’t offer just to be nice

Carly: you just are

Bartley: not always

Carly: I’ve had time to think of how often it’s been true & it’s more than not

Bartley: it has?

Bartley: I’ll have to take your word

Carly: I don’t blame you doubting it when there’s plenty ive only ever wanted to be true but this is

Bartley: I just don’t feel like I’ve been that nice to you

Bartley: just not the worst

Carly: you’re the nicest take my word

Bartley: alright

Carly: I like your [something she saw in his caravan] 

Bartley: oh

Bartley: I probably should’ve tidied up better myself before I left

Carly: you werent expecting me

Carly: & im not teasing, I mean it

Carly: [say something more specific about why you like the thing because you really do]

Bartley: was today the first time you came over?

Carly: yea

Carly: 1st I went from feeling like I couldn’t leave ours to I feckin had to go that minute there or else

Bartley: yeah, know the feeling

Bartley: I’m glad, that you did

Carly: me too

Bartley: I know I could just say I’ll see you now but I can’t

Bartley: I know I’ll not be alright with it

Carly: I’m not after u 👀 @ me  ❤️💜💙 either

 Carly: but I forget when ive had the day 💭 of you w all your things round me

Bartley: as long as we’re on the same page

Carly: we’re right to wait

Carly: & as you’ve clean sheets to lie on no reason it’ll hurt you to

Bartley: oh am I to get a good nights sleep too?

Carly: unless you can’t for 💭 of me in your bedroom

Bartley: might’ve crossed my mind

Carly: luckily I never kept u from your work having no knowing I was there doing my own for you yet

Carly: I’m still to be counted as 😇✨🙏 how I said I’d behave

Bartley: can’t fault you, nah

Carly: my cooking maybe when you’ve tried it

Bartley: I wouldn’t say, I’ve got manners

Carly: I can’t tell your mammy & if u hate it I’d sooner be told than feed you shite you’ve no stomach for

Bartley: It isn’t

Carly: you like it?

Bartley: ‘course, yeah

Carly: yay

Bartley: Yay, you’re gas

Carly: what’s gas?

Bartley: you, you’re funny

Carly: can’t I be 😁😁😁 you’re not 🤢🤮?

Bartley: you can

Bartley: but why would I be, you’re no dope, you know how to cook

Carly: for my ma

Carly: you’ve not killed your tastebuds 🚬🍺🍷🥃

Bartley: you don’t need to worry, alright

Carly: I’m not now, you like it

Bartley: Good

Carly: & you don’t have need to worry yourself bb

Carly: not about us im getting 😁🤍🌞☁️🌼🌻🌚🌟🌠

Bartley: I know

Carly: you’ll 👀

Bartley: yeah, so there’d be no point in you lying, I believe you 

Carly: you can trust me to tell yous all the truth

Carly: i am even when you’d be after hearing a lie instead

Bartley: I’ve seen you put your foot in it enough to know

Carly: you’re never far when it happens like but I take less offence to that than I used to

Bartley: you’re not the only one that makes a fool of themselves

Bartley: have been know to, unfortunately, so

Carly: much less often

Carly: you’re grand

Bartley: I’m trying to fit in

Bartley: you know you don’t

Carly: we won’t ever be welcome or belong

Carly: its my earliest knowing of what was so with living here

Bartley: has she ever said why here

Carly: not to me

Carly: but sure she’d wear her not fitting in like an honour, being so for the drama you hate

Bartley: that’s usually why gorjas try to be about us, sure

Carly: hear a story of hers you’ve em all there’s sense in that being an old & done to its death 1 as well

Bartley: Parents are just like that, a bit

Carly: doesnt jesus have words written down about how you’re to talk of your mammy & daddy?

Bartley: yes, but I never dishonoured ‘em

Bartley: I just mean they’ve their own words on everything and by the time you’re in double digits, you’ve heard ‘em all twice over at least

Carly: true enough, he’d probably agree anyway having had god & joseph both as his daddys

Bartley: must be so

Carly: I wonder where mine is & what words hes living by

Bartley: do you think about your daddy a lot?

Carly: I try not to he’d never be impressed by me 

Bartley: Can’t be very impressive himself, unless she gave him no clue of you

Carly: given who shes picked else since might be best I’m kept in darkness over him

Bartley: but you’d like to know, still

Carly: to have some real clue instead of my guesses would be something but hers are all she has

Bartley: a guess is just that, it can’t give you anything but it also can’t mess you up 

Bartley: like you said, you don’t know how bad it could be

Carly: you’re so 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: yeah, I know

Carly: but by the same logic my ma could be worse herself or I could be w out 1 at all

Carly: meaning ive some 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: couldn’t it always be worse

Bartley: don’t mean you have to be glad and grateful 

Carly: if not I’d be 😤🍋😠🍋😡😈🤬😈 & 🥺💔😢💔😭💔

Carly: if im not trying to find the good what am I trying to do?

Bartley: you don’t have to let her walk all over you and take the piss though

Bartley: there’s nothing 😁😁😁 about that

Carly: u don’t have to live with her

Bartley: no, you do

Carly: & my god I’m trying my best

Bartley: okay

Carly: you’ve always something to say to put me in the wrong

Bartley: that’s not what I said

Carly: it is

Bartley: It ain’t, don’t tell me what I said

Carly: I heard what you said

Bartley: yeah and how you interpret my words is on you and your brain

Carly: sure look its been a 1 minute since you could find fault w me & now here’s your 1st chance to be back calling us mental again

Carly: have ur fun, boy

Bartley: Jesus Christ

Bartley: whatever

Carly: k yea whatever