#💔 OOC || ❝ But I really wanted to shoot someone! ❞

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// all 65 of my 150x150 valentino icons (free to use of course!) <3

// google drive

// i don't see any reason to keep these all to myself, especially since i plan on going through and making my own fancified versions eventually. of course none of these were made by me (i cropped and maybe slightly edited some of them but nothing noteworthy), they all came from the wikia or other official media. i don't care what you do with them, and i don't need credit obviously. feel free to use these however you want :]

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// it’s so funny to me how any discussion of val on twitter immediately turns into a complete trash fire of baseless accusations and attacks on people’s character but on this site everyone is in agreement that We Want This Man’s Hole Now

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ཐིཋྀ || about / promo

"What, what, what do you want? No, I'm not talking to you, amorcito," he quickly covers the speaker on his phone with a palm, casting you a hateful glare that makes you feel exceptionally small. He takes a long drag from the cigarillo holder in his third free hand before exhaling the heavy smoke through his teeth in your face. "You. What the fuck do you want? I'm obviously busy. What, wanna make some money? Oh...oh! Why didn't you say anything?" He abruptly hangs up the call he'd been taking moments before without looking away from you. "Here, c'mon. I might have just the job for someone with a face like yours..."

[OOC under the cut.]

yep. it's another valentino blog. for roleplay, askblog, or just general dicking around IC purposes. obviously occasional NSFW, minors DNI, all that jazz. feel free to send me just about anything, i don't bite! :]

my main is @captainowlin, and i'll follow/send asks from there. if you need to refer to me OOC for any reason feel free to just call me captain/capn, or whatever really. i'm chill like that. my pronouns are they/them and i'm 20 years old if you're curious about any of that stuff.

just getting the obligatory disclaimer out of the way, i don't condone or endorse anything valentino does. doesn't mean i'm just gonna avoid it, i'm going to do my best to stay as in-character and that includes the good and bad. i'd be happy to alter things to my partner's boundaries of course! just hit me up however and let me know where the line sits because otherwise i'm just gonna let val be val.

in terms of DNI, like i said no minors please, this page is gonna be pretty heavily NSFW considering the fact that it's valentino. no valangel, but like, in the sense of romanticizing their situation. i am on my knees begging angel dust rp'ers to interact 🙇‍♂️

i am totally open to pretty much all and any ships, as long as they aren't making light of some nasty mess, y'know how it be.

oc friendly of course! i love interacting with peoples' ocs.

i don't care about stuff like "but how would they meet in canon", hell i don't care if our characters are from completely different sources. i like interacting with everyone!

i roleplay in a semi-para/para format, and would like to receive similar effort but i don't care about the length of replies matching. just don't give me one liners because i do not work well with those lmao

this is also just a casual ask blog! not every ask has to turn into a whole thing, i'd love some anons just rapid firing questions. i also might reblog random posts that just seem like something val would like. i don't take this whole thing THAT seriously if you can't tell.

this is stupidly long so i'll stop for now, but if you have any questions at all please feel free to ask! i'm much nicer than val is ;]

P.S. i am pretty newly into the hellaverse in its entirety so... be patient with me i guess. i'm not a veteran fan of all this lol just a fan of this freakazoid in particular

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// psst. if you've been enjoying my blog you should go check out my bestie @2ndbyteofapp1e... they write a REALLY good adam and deserve recognition for it <3

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// thinking about the idea of valentino starting off in hell as just another unremarkable whore just trying to find a place to sleep and inevitably getting picked up by some big shot that saw some potential in him, and climbing the social ladder through them until he had the leverage to tear them down and take over the industry and all that power. and then thinking about val picking up angel because he saw potential in him and helping him climb the social ladder until-

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// man i have been on a roll today, and everyone seems so active :]

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ღ rate the other vees ?

// i think they'd both have different answers so i'll do both, starting with velvette. <3

// Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// i feel like it would change depending on who i were to write them together with, but in my head vel and val have a very no-strings-attached thing going on. they like to be around each other and probably act affectionate at times but i just imagine her being a little more independent from the whole polyvees thing. if anything, val is a little more romantic about it than her at times.

// and vox -

// Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

// on the other hand vox to him is both less and more complicated. he's much more romantically invested in vox but really doesn't want to admit that to anyone. it's obvious between them that there is a little more to it but neither of them are going to say "i love you" any time soon if ever. i imagine velvette is the one that has to play referee between them when val gets on his tsundere shit.

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// uhhhh new theme alert <3

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// let it be known that if i owe you a reply i am never ignoring nor forgetting, i am thinking constantly about the fact that i need to do it while simultaneously doing literally anything but that because my mental to-do list resets every ten minutes </3

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// tag dump <3

🍷 || 「 MINE. 」

🎬 IC || ❝ And… Action. ❞

💔 OOC || ❝ But I really wanted to shoot someone! ❞

🌃 RP || ❝ Just improv it! ❞

🎞️ Headcanons || ❝ I said I'll fucking kill you! And I will. ❞

🚬 Valentino || 「 I Could Make You A Star 」

📺 Vox || 「 How Vile Can You Be? 」

🤙 Velvette || 「 You'll Never Make It In The Business 」

🎙️Alastor || 「 Who’s The One Who Wrecked Your Life This Time? 」

⚡ The Vees || 「 Inmates Running the Asylum 」

🕷️ Angel Dust || 「 Hell's Favorite Boy Toy 」

🪽 Heaven || ❝ Well this just got interesting. ❞

🩷 Ship || ❝ Oh you know me too well. ❞

📱 Mobile || The Show Must Go On

🎥 Answered || ❝ Fucking FINALLY! ❞

🃏 Crack || 「 Welcome To My Hooker Palace 」

🍷 Aesthetics || 「 Cause You're Hotter Than The Sun 」

⭐ Promo || 「 Do I Know You? 」

✉️ Ask Meme || 「 Complaints Go Here 」

🪞 Dash Comm || 「 Suffering’s Just Another Perspective 」

🪶 Wishlist || 「 Better Cover Your Drink 」

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What I love most about your portrayal is that you let Valentino be Valentino's mean ass bad self ❤️

// AWWW thank you :] i do worry sometimes that i'm overdoing it and need to tone it back but this is very nice to hear so thanks. <3

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// just a peek into my twisted mind ……. (i need to put my to-do list out in the universe so i have the pressure of imminent public shame if i don’t do it <3)

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// i think val is at least a little genderqueer. he is to me

like in the most cis man way possible but still. something about this shithead is a little bit silly. i know this isn't like a groundbreaking headcanon but he definitely crossdresses

not full on public drag preformances (maybe for the other vee's in private though Lol) but he's seen out on the town in a mini dress and makeup both courtesy of velvette sometimes probably and if anyone commented on it he'd just look at them like they're a weirdo for questioning it

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// some miscellaneous valentino headcanons, because why not. these are just specifically for my val, but anyone is free to use these for whatever of course. :]

he is a MASSIVE fucking art snob for the worst garbage. he thinks his pizza delivery porno scripts deserve to be published.

he's also sort of a car snob, and it shows in his porn. lots of surprisingly old school cars get used as props for scenes.

somewhat related, his scripts are actually just hot ass. he sucks at writing but nobody is gonna be the one to tell him. half of the outtakes in his films are just people questioning their corny dialogue mid-scene.

he's actually really insecure about his appearance (deserved tbh). not about anything in particular, he just thinks everything about himself could be better. pretty much any insult levied his way becomes a new insecurity. he has the kind of dysmorphia that makes plastic surgeons millionaires.

and yes he 10000% has gotten work done.

him taking 30 minutes to count three bucks isn't an exaggeration, but it's not necessarily that he's stupid as much as it is just the fact that all the drugs have turned his brain into like 75% mashed potatoes so he's not very good at focusing on anything anymore.

his sunglasses are actually prescription, his vision without them is pretty bad.

everything he does is as analog as possible. he knows that he could do everything his camera crew could with his phone, but where is the art in that? that, and that's just how stuff was done when he was alive and he gets really stuck in his ways.

he was actually a straight-laced church boy for most of his life, it wasn't too long before he died that he ended up tangled in cartel business and that's what got him killed in the end is 1982.

his diet fucking sucks. he likes salads drowned in sugary dressing sometimes, but his dinner is usually something like a twinkie and a joint.

// all the headcanons under the cut here lean more towards being nsfw, so be warned or whatever lmao

he actually started out in hell as a prostitute, and got picked up by some other pimp that saw some potential and it snowballed into him becoming what he is over the course of some years. totally no significance to the fact that that's exactly what he did with angel dust. none at all!

he has both a penis and a vagina. his balls are somehere up in there.

he has pierced nipples because obviously, and swaps them out often for fashion purposes.

on the topic of piercings, he definitely has a few downstairs. and by a few, i mean "jesus fucking christ". prince albert, frenum ladder, and guiche piercings if you're curious. he's gotta make up for the lack of ears to pierce somewhere, i guess.

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// .... hiiiii <3 i think i'm back. i might post me a fresh promo and try to get back out there.