#me and ew club

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

me in me and my friends zombie apocalypse AU! original tempelate

[rampantram]

What would Lamb, Nari and Ewe wear to the beach? How would their followers respond to seeing that?

Cue the obligatory beach episode. ☀️🏖️

[brigid-faye]

new drarry excerpt

From Breeze (Move Me), written for the Siriusly Hozier Fest, coordinated by the impeccable @imsiriuslyreading

Complete, rated E, 16k one shot, mind the tags

Cheers to @steveahoi for brainstorming love <3

“If I met you today, would I have followed you in here, you mean?” Harry muses, voice easy and light. “I don’t know. You’re my type and I’m on holiday and back there you looked… You move like-” “Your type?” Draco says, because it’s the only part he heard. Harry shrugs and looks at his hand. Draco can hear his own pulse in his ears. “If I didn’t know you,” Harry says quietly. “I think… I think maybe I could admit I had the worst crush on a boy who looked like you, back in school.” Draco’s mouth is dry. “Oh,” he manages through numb lips. “If I didn’t know you… Same. There was a boy who looked like you. I was a bit obsessed, actually.” Harry looks at him, green eyes wide. Draco can feel his breath against his lips. “What a coincidence,” Draco whispers.

[isthattetofrommesmerizer]

just gummigoo.

never let me draw for the tadc fandom ever again.

[h-f-k]

Straight men are disgusting but straight men who go to the gym only to flirt with what is probably underage girls is next level disgusting

[whenthegoldrays]

Every day my behavior grows more concerning and my three friends whom I let in on my strange behaviors are probably getting sick of me

[s4llycinnamon13]

Not 3 guys speaking to me at the pub even tho I was reading a book surely that is a sign to not speak to a girl?

[saturdaynightghostclub]

I fucking hate it here it’s one million degrees I wanna paddle around in the ocean with the fish!! What the fuck!!

[imtalkin]

I really hate the way my favorite artists are treated by the general public. Most of them are women so basically all of them are mistreated in some way and it’s so goddamn exhausting.

[statementlou]

If there are major age differences, that's treading a lot closer to it and I am sure things have happened that I wouldn't like (*cough Andrew Cushin*, and if older security/ Matt Vines etc are hooking up with very young fans rather than just locals)

What’s the andrew thing 👀👀👀

well I will be honest with you I NEVER liked Andrew Cushin his vibes are just BAD so have I at any point given him the benefit of the doubt? I have not. But... listen when you can tell you can tell, and that guy is a condescending little misogynist who definitely thinks he's too cool for us (louies) and probably the same about Louis tbh or I'll eat my fucking hat. So getting public reports of behavior that wasn't actually like ACTIONABLE, sure, was even so, to me, simply confirmation of what I already felt certain of: that if that's what he's willing to do in front of the cameras, the behind the scenes is worse, you know? But what did he actually do (that I know of), he jokingly asked fans to show ID to prove they weren't underage to come backstage (first of all the coming backstage part was real, he really was trolling the crowds for girls to give the uh special tour or whatever, and second bro if there is question, and third if it really was a joke that's not actually funny to tell you the truth) and he kissed a girl on barricade (at her request). That's it. So I might just be a hater! But I'm telling you: rancid fucking vibes from that guy. Mark my words.

[korekiyo-seesawemporium]

Afternoon Seesaw!

What is this? Who did this? What kind of unholy monstrosity is this piece? Why? This looks like it belongs in a convenience store. Execute this piece immediately.

-729.8/10

[softboiledwonderland]

Was at the club tonight. Now trying to figure out if I ever really liked clubs or was I just deluding myself because going out was a Thing that teenagers did

[robertsbarbie]

i love interacting with a blonde man and him reminding me of why i hate blonde men

[absolutelynotirene]

i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men i hate men

[whore-grimoire]

going absolutely FERAL for a very normal man who will never know i exist y’all i hate parasocial relationships