#md insane!au

[prittiswaggy-co]

Eepy doodle dump

[ziekkfreak2-0]

Virtue: ...I'm calling Tessa.

Based on an actual conversation I had with my brother. I think both he and Julie were being plagued by exam stress.

AU INTRO POST:

[phonification]

MORE MOUSE BITES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silvers-starrway]

Putting up these guys onto my artfight and all of my characters have animated icons like these so of course I had to do them for all 10 of the au characters. Feel free to bookmark them on either mine or Cher's account!

[aunhinged]

Sherlock and House: Oddest shows of affection.

Sherlock: I’ve programmed an algorithm that can diagnose medical conditions within 0.05% accuracy. Much better than your pathetic clinic work. I think John will appreciate it.

House: Cute. I just pretended to go into cardiac arrest so Wilson would rush in and declare me his one true love. Try faking death next time, it’s a real conversation starter.

Sherlock: How is that even remotely intellectual? John prefers logic, not melodrama.

House: Wilson likes grand gestures. I know my audience.

John (to Wilson): Are they seriously doing this again?

Wilson: I’m pretty sure I’m dating an emotionally stunted teenager. What’s your excuse?

[random-dude228]

Post it for fun, why not

[dolldoorman]

Due to a falling out, Nuzipilled is no longer associated with or an artist for Dirty Claws. At all. Deleting reposts of his art for my AU specifically is appreciated. I will be finding a new artist soon.

[hv-solver]

Made this in school for the cover of my story thing. Yippy!

[mac1n1cheese]

Modern-day house would be even more annoying, examples:

Wilson: House, why was there an Amazon package full of dildos on my doorstep?

House: did you notice they were sparkly and half off, i saved you money!

Wilson: *heavy sigh*

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Cameron: I think the patient had someone sneak a vape in for them, their lungs show more nicotine deterioration than last scan; which was two days ago.

*Cameron, Chase, and Foreman turn to House who is currently hitting a Neon Street Ursa Pocket Vape*

House: *while blowing out vapor* why would i let them get gross patient germs on my vape? Its the best friend, grill her until she confesses then do your Jobs and treat our patient.

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Cuddy: House, care to tell me why the IT guys had to come personally tell me you bypassed the porn filter on your work computer?

House: slow day, there's only so much a guy can do before pressing urges become more important

Cuddy: if your going to masterbate during work hours use your phone not the computers please

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And other such grievances, I also think he'd run a hospital gossip instagram page like hes in middle school but only when he remembered it existed, and most of the posts would be abt Wilson one way or another. Everyone in the hospital know about it but surprisingly Nobody knows house runs it and the betting pool on who's behind the account is vast and has a very large winning sum.

[houseswife]

the retirement home nurses: aw, bless, there they go again, recounting memories from their youth, perhaps reliving tales of old friends and family! how precious

me, aged 80, brain degenerated, rocking back and forth & muttering deliriously under my breath: she cast him as the milkman… the milgman…

[prittiswaggy-co]

Insane!Cyn doodles bc I can and I am procrastinating

[creatorcam]

Commissions are open! (Cashapp (1-10$) or art trade only!!)

Please no Paypal tho cuz Idk how it works

I only draw in MY art style (Unless I use my 1% for any anime art :D)

1-3$: Doodle of any suggestion, no color tho

(no color tho unless it's 5$ and over )

4-6$: Art of Oc of Any fandom

7-8$: Poster of Godtale or a Fandom, Art of Oc or a Fandom you like, Yes Color :D

9or10$: All 3 of these things, plus sneak peeks of Godtale and behind the scenes!

[kittydragondraws]

notes for the half sentinel v au

shes a fucked up amalgamation of worker, disassembly, and sentinel parts, idk when she'll get a ref

her eyes are blue, and she can flashbang with her headband lights

Shes developed a lot of animalistic behaviors, such as asking for pets and belly rubs, as well as curling up and tucking her nose under her tail when she sleeps

She still remembers everything, but is super skittish

She and Lizzy still like to hang out (the vizzy shipper in me demands a sacrifice)

She can technically speak, but her voice is super growly and distorted, it takes a long time to get used it

And yeah that's basically it

[silvers-starrway]

~ Respite ~

[aunhinged]

Sherlock and House crossover AU

Sherlock: I switched John’s phone language to Icelandic. He’s been trying to translate texts with Google for the last two hours.

House: I changed Wilson’s ringtone to the sound of a cardiac monitor flatlining. He nearly had a heart attack.

Sherlock: Efficient and thematic.

House: I aim to please.

John (to Wilson): We could just... ignore them?

Wilson: Ignoring them only makes them try harder.

[conniewoof]

She gets a tail bow cuz I couldn’t make curly tail fur