#md insane!au

[prittiswaggy-co]

Eepy doodle dump

[ziekkfreak2-0]

Virtue: ...I'm calling Tessa.

Based on an actual conversation I had with my brother. I think both he and Julie were being plagued by exam stress.

AU INTRO POST:

[silvers-starrway]

Putting up these guys onto my artfight and all of my characters have animated icons like these so of course I had to do them for all 10 of the au characters. Feel free to bookmark them on either mine or Cher's account!

[aunhinged]

Sherlock and House: Oddest shows of affection.

Sherlock: I’ve programmed an algorithm that can diagnose medical conditions within 0.05% accuracy. Much better than your pathetic clinic work. I think John will appreciate it.

House: Cute. I just pretended to go into cardiac arrest so Wilson would rush in and declare me his one true love. Try faking death next time, it’s a real conversation starter.

Sherlock: How is that even remotely intellectual? John prefers logic, not melodrama.

House: Wilson likes grand gestures. I know my audience.

John (to Wilson): Are they seriously doing this again?

Wilson: I’m pretty sure I’m dating an emotionally stunted teenager. What’s your excuse?

[random-dude228]

Post it for fun, why not

[hv-solver]

Made this in school for the cover of my story thing. Yippy!

[mac1n1cheese]

Modern-day house would be even more annoying, examples:

Wilson: House, why was there an Amazon package full of dildos on my doorstep?

House: did you notice they were sparkly and half off, i saved you money!

Wilson: *heavy sigh*

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Cameron: I think the patient had someone sneak a vape in for them, their lungs show more nicotine deterioration than last scan; which was two days ago.

*Cameron, Chase, and Foreman turn to House who is currently hitting a Neon Street Ursa Pocket Vape*

House: *while blowing out vapor* why would i let them get gross patient germs on my vape? Its the best friend, grill her until she confesses then do your Jobs and treat our patient.

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Cuddy: House, care to tell me why the IT guys had to come personally tell me you bypassed the porn filter on your work computer?

House: slow day, there's only so much a guy can do before pressing urges become more important

Cuddy: if your going to masterbate during work hours use your phone not the computers please

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And other such grievances, I also think he'd run a hospital gossip instagram page like hes in middle school but only when he remembered it existed, and most of the posts would be abt Wilson one way or another. Everyone in the hospital know about it but surprisingly Nobody knows house runs it and the betting pool on who's behind the account is vast and has a very large winning sum.

[houseswife]

the retirement home nurses: aw, bless, there they go again, recounting memories from their youth, perhaps reliving tales of old friends and family! how precious

me, aged 80, brain degenerated, rocking back and forth & muttering deliriously under my breath: she cast him as the milkman… the milgman…

[kittydragondraws]

notes for the half sentinel v au

shes a fucked up amalgamation of worker, disassembly, and sentinel parts, idk when she'll get a ref

her eyes are blue, and she can flashbang with her headband lights

Shes developed a lot of animalistic behaviors, such as asking for pets and belly rubs, as well as curling up and tucking her nose under her tail when she sleeps

She still remembers everything, but is super skittish

She and Lizzy still like to hang out (the vizzy shipper in me demands a sacrifice)

She can technically speak, but her voice is super growly and distorted, it takes a long time to get used it

And yeah that's basically it

[conniewoof]

She gets a tail bow cuz I couldn’t make curly tail fur

[prittiswaggy-co]

Insane!Cyn doodles bc I can and I am procrastinating

[microsofty08]

RAH! SORRY FOR NOT POSTING! here is some totally not cringe top tier oc x canon for you all to consume, no need to thank me i already no i have blessed all of your eyes.

[silvers-starrway]

~ Respite ~

[aunhinged]

Sherlock and House crossover AU

Sherlock: I switched John’s phone language to Icelandic. He’s been trying to translate texts with Google for the last two hours.

House: I changed Wilson’s ringtone to the sound of a cardiac monitor flatlining. He nearly had a heart attack.

Sherlock: Efficient and thematic.

House: I aim to please.

John (to Wilson): We could just... ignore them?

Wilson: Ignoring them only makes them try harder.

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Thinking about...mobian Erik...

[fangirlingpuggle]

so since ford is like, CONVINCED dips and mabel are his kids in this au he is obviously not going to avoid them no matter what stan says about it (yet another point of tension between them...) so any thoughts on how he trys to bond with them? dd&md perhaps? children like that game right? maybe when it becomes clear mabel doesn't like the actual gameplay aspects he and mabel draw art to replace the official stuff and thats how he bonds with her? weapons also. he also trys to bond by giving them weapons ( i mean its ford cmon now)

Oh he totally disregards Stan warning him off

Ford: These are my children Stanley

Stan: No sixer, no they are not, they are your grandniece and nephew you were in another dimension when they were born

Ford: Oh please Stanley time is easy to mess that proves nothing

Stan:Ford your being stupid, when did I become the smart twin?

I think he's very unsure how to bond with them at first. Dipper is easier though Dipper wants to know all about the journals and Ford is more than happy to tell him everything (His son is so much like him) He also may be asking questions while talking to Dipper about any unusual powers he may have, or if they may manifest later in life. (He is sure all the strange things Dipper has found so easily are him unconsciously using his powers)

Stan: Sixer it's not hard to weird stuff, you found it

Ford: Yes Stanly but I was a genius looking for all of it the twins stumbled into it

Stan:I CAN'T WALK OUTSIDE WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER A GNOME FORD IT'S NOT HARD

With Mabel Ford can see she takes after Bill more with her chaotic nature, but he also see her empathy (And she reminds him of the version of Bill he thought he knew and cared) He encourages her creativity and listens to her talk about ideas and 'I'm sure I can invent that' he makes her insane creations, and doesn't bat an eye at the insane weapons she wants.Stan is close to having as heart attack.

He also gets them to come on explorations with him showing them places in gravity falls and explaining about science and how theoretically certain powers would work. (And if they had certain powers how this would work)

he would totally share his D&D interest and DM for their adventures, Dipper would love it and I think think Mabel who love the RPing and would making the most insane mix of classes Bard, Druid, Ranger with unicorn pig animal companion or something similar. She'd also totally draw characters and maps.