#mcyt rambles

[sea-of-souls1100]

Was I the only one who thought there would be 3 new Hermits the whole time,,

[sea-of-souls1100]

This is like the 4th time it's been explained to him. Pretty sure he doesn't know what a Tumblr is though so I think I'm safe

oh yeah i told this to a group chat but never posted it. incredible information i learned from joe last month:

etho asked gem what an ethogirl is. in a hermitcraft meeting. in front of everyone.

[go-to-the-mirror]

straight men go onto minecraft & roleplay being gay with their coworkers & then spend the rest of the day with their wife and child

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I think one of the funniest things in mcyt is when they refer to armor as clothes. "I'm not wearing any clothes" "give me your pants" "I'm taking off my shirt" so much funnier than if they just talked about it normally

[sea-of-souls1100]

This sucks <3

i had a dream where etho accidentally called bdubs 'john' on stream,, and in retaliation bdubs said 'yes horace'..... and that's how we found out etho's real name is freaking. Horace.

[oil-boy]

I had a lot of fun drawing this

I finished scars, went on twitter, saw this and was immediately back in the drawing apps

[croudjay]

thought i'd share this wonderful info here as well

[deadname-exehasbeendeleted]

I was on Pearl’s stream watching bingo and her and gem are just calmly doing the tasks and pretty coordinated then i switch to jimmy’s stream and the first thing i hear is grian yelling “RUN RUN RUN” and then they fall off a cliff into water I love the drastic difference-

[sea-of-souls1100]

xisuma

Who's building the statues wrong answers only

[sketchy-noodles]

For context, me and a few of my fellow crows on Phil’s Discord had this idea of “What if there were Minecraft crows that were specialized and adapted to live in different realms/biomes?”

And now we have End Crows 💜

Transcript & closeups below:

END CROWS

A guide by Philza Minecraft

PHYSICAL ADAPTATIONS:

Largest of all crow variants

Thinner with longer legs (LANKY)

Wings & feathers adapted for silent flight

Sharp serrated beak for eating chorus fruit

BEHAVIORAL ADAPTATIONS:

Social! Seem to flock in large groups

Allergic to water (like an enderman)

Enjoy taking dust baths!

Hoarders of shiny things (have a weird obsession with spoons for some reason?)

Prefer dark environments

Nest in End cities/trees

OTHER NOTES:

Purple glowing eyes

Feathers have an iridescent purple tint

Surrounded by particles

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!

Tattered fringe feathers

Longer legs

Velvety down feathers on legs & wings absorb sound frequencies!

Serrated beak!

DIET: omnivorous

Chorus Fruit

Endermites

Etc.

[sea-of-souls1100]

man. i love hermitcraft :)

[glowsticcc]

my predictions for the new life season teamups

[alittlebitofwonk]

I love Tango. Can’t believe he actually went through with creating a slime entourage that follows him around and proclaims him the “greatest redstone master in the world.”

What a cartoon of a human.

[moltengoldveins]

something about the idea that c!tommy, at the end of things, dyes his hair pink. He lets it grow out, braids it back once it gets to the point where just throwing a hat on won’t fix it anymore, and one day he looks in the mirror and sees Techno staring back at him. Just for a split second, he’s there in the glass, and it’s like a bolt of lightning, Tommy scrambling through his chests looking for pink dye or flowers or something. The first dye job is atrocious but he keeps trying, keeps mixing red and white and blush pink until he gets that exact damn shade, the one he used to wonder why Techno kept at all. It was a liability, he thought, a bright, recognizable color even in darkness. Now, every two weeks, he sits on a stool in his bathroom and paints his roots and smiles at his brother in the mirror. He wears sweaters, now, too, big baggy ones under great leather overcoats to keep out the rain. And if he pulls that one thread on the cuff of every coat that was always loose on Wilbur’s jackets because he’d scrape his guitar calluses against the hem, then that’s nobody’s business but his own. He keeps a brimmed hat for when he goes into town, something kind and green, to shade his eyes and hide the fact that he hasn’t washed his hair in a few days and the roots are starting to grow out white and gold. He feeds the crows and they whirl and tumble around him like leaves in the wind, though he can’t understand what they chatter to him. He walks with a cane, he sings as he works, he carries the Ax of Peace.

At the end of it, he is the last and best of them all. He is every good part of them, held like a passed torch after they’ve gone away. He is not quite happy yet, but he is getting there. And honestly? He’s the spitting image of Technoblade.

[theshadeblindcolor]

PvP Jesus and PvP Judas and their toxic codependency

Guys I keep drawing Evbo art and I think I need to be locked away into a big glass box.

[tyxaar]

Imagine just how baffling it must be for any Hermits who don't keep up with the Life series if one day they just see Bdubs calling Etho dad and people referencing him and Cleo's divorce like it's nothing. Like the whole Clocker family bit is so funny partially because it just hasn't stopped. It's a thing they reference now, Etho's an absent father, Bdubs canonically has daddy issues, Cleo got the kids in the divorce, but Scar's not-so-secretly her favourite. That's how it is now lol.