#mcdonalds arson

[notarealhomestuck]

[msparp-hell]

dave rpers are generally super fucking boring. imagine getting mad that one tries to do something interesting. jfc

mcdonalds dave is based af

[mxrpchronicle]

The anti arson guy sounds like the dick to me...

^^^

[tyrqnt]

To the McDonald's Dave AGAIN who is literally so bothered that I don't like them that they made a multi paragraph post, I have actual prompts for whatever scene I'm playing in whatever given moment. When I say actual prompts I mean action prompts that set up the scene and not just a chunk of dialogue that I expect other people to riff off of. Not to mention the one singular time I tried replying to you in good faith because I was in a silly goofy mood, you sent a passive aggressive message and dc'd before I could even send it to you. Be for real.

I feel like you've misunderstood what I'm saying on purpose. It's fine if you don't like my prompt. I've specifically noted that what particularly annoys me is you misclassifying it as a one-liner. If you don't like the style, fine. If you don't like the dialogue, fine. I also don't really give a damn as to whether you like me or not. But it's not a one-liner nor a starter-free tag, and yeah, calling it that does bother me. Thanks for asking. Yes, I am a pedant. I've already established that one.

>actual prompts

Okay, and good for you. So my prompt doesn't suit your highly specific definition, great. You don't have to like it. Your definition of an "actual prompt", however biased, still does not make my tag an empty one-liner. It also does, in fact, set the scene, even if it doesn't do it extensively enough for you (see: dialogue opener set in burning McDonalds, "just set fire to the McDonald's we're in!" tag). There's also a very, very obvious action in the tag itself.

So, like, no matter how you hash this one out, you started out straight up wrong. That's just facts, hombre. If you want exposition, then use the word "exposition".

But let's talk about "actual prompts", I guess, since you seem really focused on excluding dialogue starters. Which, again, I feel like you should expect if you have script/both on when you search, and I don't send dialogue starters if I happen to match with someone on para-only. But whatever, we can roll with your premise for a sec.

Setting up the scene (with exposition, presumably, seeing as if you counted dialogue/tag scene-setting, I think the scene with that tag was blatantly obvious) is, frankly, lower on my list of priorities here than gauging whether or not I want to rp with you. This is script, y'know. While I've been party to RPs on db/mx that have more narration than dialogue, at the end of the day, the majority of it tends to be dialogue, and so first and foremost, I want to know whether or not I find your character portrayal fun, IC, or entertaining to write against. I don't see the point of keeping the chat otherwise.

I'm sorry I'm not sending my 900 word cherp prompts on db, ok? But aside from the fact that I just don't have the time to rp those right now, I guarantee that I'd be getting a lot more DCs because this isn't the target audience, not to mention that I find the DB/parp format horrible for litrp to begin with. I have a couple of shorter prompts that do set the setting with proper descriptions and all that rot, sure, but I don't feel like playing them, and I don't really see why I have to just because you think my dialogue prompt blows or whatever.

Our personal preferences evidently do not match up. Again, since apparently I keep having to say it, this still does not make my tag an empty one-liner. I'm not trying to make you like my prompt. I'm trying to say, "for God's sakes, dude, it isn't a one-liner, and whether you consider it an 'actual prompt' or not according to your own arbitrary standards, the fact remains that the starter exists." (And it also does what I need it to do, so believe it or not, it fulfills my use criteria for DB/mx).

If you hate it, call it quits. Hell, you can hate on it for what it is, but calling it a one-liner is simply so woefully inaccurate that it bothers me. On the other hand, if you're free to hate on it, I'm also free to express incredulity at the fact that it bothered you so much when I ran it for all of one day.

I don't know how you expected me to know that you tried responding to me and didn't do it before I DC'd. I find that ridiculous. To state the obvious, DB does not have a "typing" indicator. I have zero idea if you are typing. I generally DC at about the 1.5-3 minute mark on such short prompts if there's no response at all, because really, my prompt doesn't take that much time to respond to, and I don't want to sit for 30 minutes waiting just to find out that I don't vibe with your writing or even want to rp with your portrayal.

If you're mad about being DC'd on, well, tough luck, I guess? It happens. I've written with people that I'm pretty sure have DC'd on me multiple times in a row when untagged, 'cause they didn't like whatever direction my previous openers were going in. It went fine. This is an 18+ site, grow up.

Did I send something like "well I guess we aren't burning down a McDonalds"? Because that's about all I can remember sending once or twice on DC, and it's just an acknowledgement of your assumed lack of interest in responding to my prompt, because I'm actually aware that not everyone will like it; I really didn't consider it passive-aggressive. My bad, sorry. Regarding the assumption part, again, see: "lack of a typing indicator".

Side note: when I respond to someone's relatively long starter, I also actually let them know that I'm doing so, because, again, the site does not have typing notifiers. This still doesn't actually apply to the starter for that tag, because it's really not that complicated, but it's just a note.

And y'know what? I would DC on my quickstart in a heartbeat if I was on Cherp, looking for long litrp, because my litrp used to get hella long, and this type of shit would be a complete mismatch in terms of effort. But as it happens, at present, I'm not on Cherp, and I'm sending that prompt only to people searching for script/both, so those conditions aren't actually applicable.

(And all of that being said...I've sent even shorter, 1 or 3-line dialogue openers on mx/db before, and have done longer actual scene setting down the line. Others have also done that to me. And it works, because sometimes, it's ok to not setting dump at the very beginning.)

[axle-hates-zucchini]

There are 2 types of artists

Me and my friend in CMA class

[arson-god]

Drew the Grimace Shake

[dayz72]

Pjo characters as quotes on my quote list pt. 1

Annabeth: I was gifted biscuits 

Frank: Biscuits!?

Annabeth: *takes out bag full of butter milk biscuits* 

Frank (sadly): oh. I thought you meant the British cookies…

Leo: I was drafted into Santa’s workshop

Percy to Nico: Stop having an emo seizure 

Hazel: Just don’t commit too much arson okay Leo?

*Piper and Annabeth are playing chess*

Piper: I eat the king

Annabeth: you can’t eat the king

 Piper: this game was obviously made by a man

Zeus: There’s just a baby in my knee cap

Apollo to Octavian: You are a homophobic homo 

Leo: *looking in the mirror

Leo: Eww it’s me

Nico:I know where you live…

Will: that’s not how you start a conversation 

Reyna: If you rizz me up I will punch you in the face

Leo to Jason: the Five nights at Freddy’s movie may not have been a 10 out of 10 but you are 

Piper: Nico is actually a homophobic Russian spy who is a 40 year old learning what young gay people say to learn how to brainwash them 

Hazel: Be careful with the drugs they can turn you homosexual

Rachel: It’s not lying it’s fanfiction

Kronos: Sell your soul to me for life insurance

Nico to Hades: Father why haven’t you let me out of the basement?

Reyna: Raise your hand if your willing to go to go to conversation camp 

Lavinia: *raises her hand* I’m already Jewish 

Reyna: …

Jason to Reyna about Octavian: He looks like he came out of a McDonald happy meal 

Thalia: Nothing is illegal if the police don’t catch me

Artemis: I like everyone here, except men

Grover: I get high of off air 

Annabeth: Mozzarella isn’t Mexican

Leo: it is if u put it in a tortilla bitch

[sanest-bsd-delegate]

General Headcanons with DOA Boys

Headcanon: General headcanons of stuff I think they will do Pairing: Fyodor x reader, Nikolai x reader and Sigma x reader Genre: Fluff, lowkey crack A/N: Thank you dc person for that one fyodor headcanon. →Masterlist

Nikolai

He probably likes to eat mud for fun and force everyone to eat it

You both secretly sneekout of the hideout and visit beaches at night, having deep conversation which would end up with him filling your shorts with sand

he likes to place insects and rats in your closet stating it is a harmless prank. Not even Sigma is excused from his pranks

Nikolai irrespective of being a prankster would gift you with ice-creams and bakery goods [to lactose intolerant ppl, he gives u popsicles]

that was until he decided to prank you once day and put hair in your food

Never fell into his 'get in hole' game. You got stuck in it for 40 days without food and water. No kidding.

The mysterious hole is filled with nothing but junk.😭😭 very questionable junk

You both love to prank others though.

"Let's plant the bomb under Sigma's bathtub" "Extra points make it filled with pink glitter"

Sigma was covered in pink glitter for thirteen days.

But! Personally Nikolai would be one of the best cuddlers in the manga/anime

The first time he wore normal clothes instead of his usual multi layered buisness clothing, you were in tears. How could someone pull such simple clothes so fashionably?

You like to braid his hair. Even if you suck at it, he would wear your braiding loud and proud.

"Ahh quiztime! Who braided my hair?" "Sir this is-" "Wrong answer," boom "it's my love YN who braided it, you are no fun"

And that's how the city's McDonald's got blowed up.

overall he is a good insane boyfriend, so 10/10 cause I love him 😋

Fyodor

This man

I swear he is fine asf but would probably learn all the instruments you like so he can play it to you when you are kidnapped by Dazai most prob.

he is a Lil more insane then Nikolai so he would probably boom North Korea cause he was bored. [NK people i am jk-]

"what did you have for breakfast" "I don't know" "wrong answer" And the next moment you know, South of Yokohama got blowed up

He is the most broken richest man you ever met.

he can't buy clothes for himself or even upgrade the doa office but will gift you a wholeass country as a Birthday return gift.

you force him to wear dresses and paint his nails, 😭 but my man is so down bad that he is sub in this relationship.

"Sir we have bombed the tunne-" "Good verywell" "🧍🕯️" 😭 nah cause they are hella scared when he wears makeup.

He would probably take you to fireworks only for you to realise he is bombing the area again.

"fyodor, we talked about this" "No" and he proceeds to boom everything

he isn't much of a hugger and probably tries to runaway when you try to even touch him, but mf would suffocate you in his sleep with his hug

He probably had tried giving those evil laughs, but the moment he did that, he choked on air.

Me and a person on my server were having a convo and they said "He probably bites his nails to much and they are really short"

he owns a pet rat but denys it

honestly, he is a 10 but he is a terrorist who likes to bomb everything up. But he is your boyfriend and he is hot.

Sigma

-Are you the man of the relationship or he is?

he is more of a 'please don't kill anyone sweetheart' rather then supporting your actions and being a 'lets commit arson dear YN'

Mf is rich asf. He would deny it ofcourse and then proceed to shower you with silk clothes, Gucci , prada comfy…..such a sugar daddy

😭😭hear me out, he is a ball full of sunshine and anxiety but he wouldnt hesitate to kill anyone who does wrong to you or his casino.

-"Sigma am I your first priority?" "Yes-?" "Is the casino your first priority?" "Yes-?" "Me or the casino?" "Yes"

He probably cries everytime you ignore him.

HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

once Nikolai kidnapped you for fun and man did Nikolai end up being half bald.

Sigma wants you to stay away from fyodor, because the last thing he knows is that he want to give fyodor a bombing partner.

Atp he doesnt want you to interact any of the DOA members, because little did he know, you will grow more insane with them.

I like to imagine you knowing Dazai and mentioning it to Sigma on occasions, and oh boy Sigma wanted to kill the man when he first met not because you talked a lot about him, but he would probably be the reason why you pull questionable strunt

10/10 Mama Sigma

He also doesnt allow you to run away freely in his casino, for all he knows is that you will cheat and win all the games.

He is so restrictive

You both probably or possibly may have this convo:

"BUT FYODOR GIFTED HIS S/O A WHOLE ASS COUNTRY, WHY CANT I GET THAT PLUSHIE??" "You cant cheat everytime to get the plushies" "BUT-" "Fyodor is a terrorist, we are not like them" "LEAST HE GIFTED HIS S/O-"

Your arguments probably never make sense to others, but its for you and Sigma to know.

Also he gave up on scolding you every time you try to eat casino coins.

He is such a 'I am trying to keep my S/O mentally sane' boyfriend, even if he needs to go to therapy. 8/10 bf material

Guys get a Sigma. Sigmas never disappoint.

A/N: Btw the discord server if you wanna join is here.

[terrorquotestm]

Stanley: People say I have a unique way of "lighting up the room".

McDonald: That’s called arson and those people are witnesses.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Well, now it’s time for the boys to cheer YOU up bud :)

-

Angeal: Hang in there, Pumpkin. You’re tough and steady. You have all the makings of an honorable warrior and deserve to see victory and dreams full-filled. You are weathering a brutal winter now, but spring is around the corner. You’ll see the sunlight and warm rain on the beautiful green earth once again. Stay strong ✊

Sephiroth: I have found that pushing Hojo down flights of stairs can be very good for improving one’s mental state.

Genesis: Remember, we are all apart of a grander tale that is wont to weave complex paths and dark trials for us along the way, but if you keep the inner flame and passion of your soul alight and remember that there is even glory and poetry in suffering for a greater cause, then you will triumph, darling. *blows kiss*

Sephiroth: Arson isn’t necessarily illegal if nobody sees you doing it…

Zack: HEY LISTEN UP! You are gonna KICK ASS and be an even MORE BADASS person for facing these tough times like you are, ok buddy? I BELIEVE IN YOU! Hell you could probably knock out a whole entire bahamut with how tough you are! Just hold on a bit longer and you’ll see!! Life will get awesome again 😎

Sephiroth: If you have a mother, you might benefit from receiving a hug from her.

Cloud: Hey uhhh…I’m not…very good at this but just wanted to say uhh…it’s rough out here but I think we’re gonna make it out alive…you know? Ah jeez. That probably sounded too dramatic sorry. Anyway uhh good luck with your journey, bud.

Sephiroth: Angeal is telling me I need to say something genuinely helpful and not murderous. I suggested McDonald’s but he does not appear to approve.

Sephiroth: Hmm.

Sephiroth: One time Genesis bought a jar of something called “The Goddess’s Bathwater” off of Ebay.

Genesis: IT WAS A FUCKING COLOGNE FUCK YOU

If this were not the internet I would show you the TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞

How are you this sweet??? Thank you so so Soo much 🥹💖 This is genuinely the first time I've laughed in a few days ❤️

[xarrixii]

Hello Published Writer! My name is JK Tolkien and I am a Published Author like you! You can find my work here.

We all know that every published author needs a book promoter they met off a c-list social media platform. That's why, if you hire me for my services, I will go out and burn down all the sandwich shops in your neighborhood. Imagine the press!

I have many qualified clients in the past. You can hear one of their stories here. I hope we get to connect!

Sincerely,

Mister The Babadook

interesting link choices. unfortunately, i know about the inspect tool.

good golly, clove. i really didn't know that you were JK Tolkien (i have no idea who this is). published author? that's so amazing. i didn't know my tumblr work got printed into a book. hopefully they have the updated chapter 19.

unfortunately, the subway, cousins subs, pizza place with gyros, jimmy johns, mcdonald's, arby's, local-fast-food-chain, and my house (where i can make my own sandwich) would enjoy not much of burning to the ground.

let's leave the arson to the professionals? (alph)

wait... does JK Tolkien go by Mister The Babadook?

who is JK Tolkien?

[notarealhomestuck]

I'm on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from that anon when it comes to "Quirky" modifiers. They're hilarious, I love them. I'll take anything that gets an RP rolling (especially something unique), over the same tired bitch breakers, stacked, and sluts.

I may be a bit biased but at least the quirky starters have something to bite into, the real crimes are the boring one-liner's/starters. Like "Hi"'s, or just laying naked on the couch of a shared apartment, or like, being in the middle of a shower. There's already so much out there to dunk on, I'm not gonna rag on somebody for trying something different.

[lamborghinitoothpull]

You, Chris, and Steve o eat at McDonald’s and then later for desert you commit arson

[mxrpchronicle]

bro that mcdonalds arson person sounds insufferable actually. why are you writing paragraphs in response to someone not liking your starter dog its not that serious.

^^

[tyrqnt]

Tl;dr:

1. Words have meanings. Your subjective feelings are irrelevant to the actual issue of you using words wrong. The term "one-liner" has a terribly, terribly obvious meaning.

2. U prob couldn't handle my long form starters. I didn't wanna say this out loud but sry it's true like if u didn't get #1 from all my previous posts it's just. where is ur reading comp at? Did u drop it somewhere? Do u want us to go to McDonalds together n pick some up for u? Like idgaf if u hate me or if u hate my dumb little prompts bro that ain't the point I just want you to stop being objectively wrong 😭 💀💀💀 💀 💀 I'll say it straight cuz I'm tired af of tryin to word my incredulity in a relatively polite way

3. Still so funny 2 me that ur mad over seeing a prompt I ran for one (1) whole day

4. @ complaints abt writing paras. Sry mb for writing proper in a writing rp site tag. Pretend those paras r my exposition abt McDs ok? <3 u imagined a lotta words into my mouth so u can imagine this one too x

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

Abby, Yara and Lev incorrect quilted cuz they are my children and I would die for them (with some other characters) xx

Abby: I really like Eminem.  Yara: I prefer skittles.  Abby: I’m talking about the rapper.  Lev: Why would you eat the wrapper?

Lev: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Abby way.  Yara: Isn't that the wrong way?  Lev: Yes, but it's faster.

Lev: It's locked. You got a lock pick?  Yara: Yeah-  Abby: *kicks in the door*

Abby: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!  Yara: Alright.  Lev: Hey, I-  Abby: SHUT UP!  Lev: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!  Yara: It was bound to be stupid.

Lev: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-  Abby: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~  Lev: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-  Yara, recording: This is so cute.

*Squad is playing Among Us*  Yara: I believe Lev is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Abby, what were you doing?  Abby: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

Lev: Thanks for not telling Yara what happened.  Abby, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Abby, to Yara: If Lev doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.  Lev, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

Lev: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?  Yara: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!  Lev: Mean.

Lev: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…  Yara: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.  Lev: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…  Abby: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Abby: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!  Abby: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-  Lev: I did?  Abby: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Lev.  Abby: *walks away*  Lev:  Lev: She’s gone Owen.  Owen, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Thank you!

Lev: I have a plan.  Abby: I have the hospital and Mel on speed dial.

Lev, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Mel, i uh, I’ve been stabbed.  ABBY: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?  Lev: Wait- You aren’t Mel. Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-  Abby: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE YOU ALONE AFTER BEING STABBED.

Yara: I'm very disappointed in you, Lev.  Abby: C'mon, don't get mad at Lev!  Yara: Abby, stop telling Lev it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!  Abby: But I'm not a person!  Lev: Which is why I punched her!

Abby: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*  Yara: Hey, Abby, how was your day?  Abby: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Yara* Hell.  Lev, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?

Abby: Where’s Lev?  Yara: Around.  Abby: Around?  Abby: You don’t have any idea, do you?  Lev, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Abby: Hey, Lev. Why did the chicken cross the road?  Lev: To get to the other side?  Abby: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“  Lev: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?  Abby: To get to the idiot’s house.  Lev: ...Ok?  Yara: Hey, Lev. Knock knock.  Lev: No.  Yara: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”  Lev: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?  Yara: The chicken.  Lev: Abby: Yara: Lev:Listen here you little shits-

Yara: Yesterday, I overheard Lev saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Abby replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Yara: Abby, just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.  Yara: No, that’s Owen… I’m your nicest friend.  Yara: No, thats Lev... I’m your friend!

Abby: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.  Yara & Lev: Yara: Was it Lev?

*Lev is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*  Abby: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?  Yara, messing around: Hopefully dead, I hated them.  Abby, joining it: Yeah, me too.  Lev, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

Lev: Abby, just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.  Lev: No, that’s Yara… I’m your nicest friend.  Lev: No, thats Owen... I’m your friend!