#maybe some hotsauce

[mamajankyy]

Me if you asked Stevie Wonder to describe me:

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[pinkshadesofshame]

what's ur fav food / weirdest thing u eat

[katimanki]

An AU where they grew up as upper class rich kids going to fancy charity events and banquets every weekend.

Mike hates them and is dragged to them against his will, but at least Max is also forced to attend with her family, so they don't have to suffer at these stuck up formal parties alone. The Byers-Hoppers are new in town and are attending their first charity event as members of the rich people community of Hawkins and Mike has a bi panic moment when he spots the family's twins in the crowd. (at first his silly ass almost mistakes them for a couple until Max corrects him)

The Wonder Twins(as Max calls them) seem like an intimidating pair, they are in their element at the fancy events, and Mike is very much not. But when he catches the twins pulling pranks on the sidelines of the events, he gets the courage to try and befriend them.

(this had a companion piece of Mike and Max, but anything I made would just not look even close to what the sketch did, so I just put the sketch under the cut)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

This all occurs after the rogue asks some chefs the party scared shitless for the spicest spice they have, they offer him hell hotsauce, and he asks for a powedered spice instead

Head Chef: "it's- it's n-not as hot as the sauce, b-but we do have this powederd version. they're both made of a- a species of mushroom from a specific reigion of hell"

Goblin Rouge: "thank ye kindly, [rogue] will take this as compensation for the failure to help earlier"

Kobold Bard, who was clearly not paying attention: "hey can you bring the hotsauce back, i want it!"

Head Chef: "o-of course!"

Kobold Bard: "thanks!"

everyone looks on in horror as the little creten chugs the whole fucking bottle, and doubles down on it when asked if they're sure

DM: "as you drink it, the feeling of it going down can only be described as if you were drinking actual lava. roll for fire damage my guy!"

KB ooc: "WAIT WHAT!?"

GR ooc: "IT'S HOTSAUCE FROM HELL!!!"

DM: "i literally told [rogue] it was made from mushrooms from hell! the sauce was called hellsauce!"

KB ooc: "I DIDN'T HEAR THAT :("

KB ends up taking half their health in fire damage, GR tries to reason with the DM for a leneint hit cause "logic they're a kobold so dragon related" and fails, and Warforge Paladan feels bad for them and heals them back to full health out of pitty

Goblin Rouge: "maybe Lava-Chugger is a better nickname for [bard] than pipsqueak is!"

Kobold Bard: "shut up :("

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Yang: There we go! One Heaping pot of Xiao-Long Hellfire Chili! Anyone else want any?

Weiss: *Distantly* I'm good over here!

Jaune: *Also Distantly* I'm with Weiss one this one! It's already making my eyes water!

Ruby: Three glasses of Chocolate milk prepared, and I double stocked the bathrooms with Toilet Paper! I'm ready!

Blake: Thank you Yang! It smells Delicious!

Ren: I would Like some. Nora shouldn't have any.

Nora: I want some!

Ren: She shouldn't have any.

Everyone who has a bowl takes a bite

Ruby: Hooo! Haaah! hah! That's the same as it always is! *Downs half a glass of chocolate milk*

Yang: Mmph! Perfect! I can never have enough of this stuff! What do you think Blake?

Blake: Hmm. It's certainly got a kick to it, and the Savoriness and saltiness of the Beans and the Beef pull through really well, but ... It could use a little more flavor complexity, and a little hot sauce?

Weiss: I'm Sorry did you say it could use hotsauce?

Jaune: Blake, I don't want to Aura amp you for the next week over a stomach ache!

Ren: *Sweating* I agree with the lack of complexity. It is rather spicy for me however. My tongue is almost going numb.

Ruby: yeah, It's pretty good after your tongue loses feeling.

Nora: *Breaks away from a jug of Syrup* Food! How could you Betray me! *Continues Chugging syrup*

Yang: *Excited* Spicier? You want it Spicier?

Blake: Yes. I think it could also use ... Well, for this flavor profile, maybe some Brown sugar? Cinnamon or Nutmeg or something a little sweet to give some greater variance in flavor- Ooh! Lime juice! Lime juice would be great in this, with a little Lemon or Orange zest? Yeah! A little bit of Sour would do it!

Yang: *Heart eyes* She's Perfect ~<3

[ssunspotted]

Would be cute to have some of them actually have aa little snack accompaniment. I dont trust the children with 'hotsauce of kills you instantly'. But maybe something.

[tacky-optic]

ok, let's talk about this guy. hold on i'm serious wait HEAR ME OUT--

to preface i hardly ever think of ^this guy^, but he and the scene that brought this on was touched on very briefly in a podcast i've been listening to lately (sideburns and cigarettes ofc), so here we are. enjoy my barely filtered take on the cardboard cutout pt 6 zeni before cardboard cutout pt 6 zeni.

extremely excited for the koike zenigata movie that hasn't even been remotely mentioned in any official capacity yet.

zenigata in ep 4 of twcfm, first half behaviors aside, goes from trying to shoot Lupin square in the chest the second he sees him to reciting fking SHAKESPEARE to him come ON. what does that MEAN. and then he tries to kill him again HELLO. wipe the hotsauce outta your eyes and take a deep breath in, man

like he fucks fujiko in a purely transactional sense sure but all of that convinced me he wants to not only fuck but marry AND kill lupin. in ONE scene.

and then that energy's just. gone. poof. there's barely enough there for it to get to the same level it does in most other lupin media. his reverse-oedipus twink son stole all of it and i'm only a little salty, i swear.

anyways i want koike zeni to go on a disgustingly complex tirade about why he needs to get rid of this peacocky little shitheel in an unnecessarily intimate manner to some random cop npc "sir this is a stakeout" style, but instead he's just "where's lupin. where's this axe guy. okay axe guy fucked off, goemon stand aside so i can arrest lupin."

listen, he's allowed to be the cool cold hardboiled cop guy, but that's hardly enough for him to compete with the rest of the koike gang. lupin's a diabolical little shit (unchanged). jigen's willing to explicitly die for lupin's schemes and that's fun to him. goemon will train until he fucking keels over. fujiko is the Baddest Bitch.

on the flipside, for the most part, you could replace zenigata with literally anyone else and it'd hardly change much.

if there's any medium to execute The Obsession to its fullest extent in, it's this. they could totally amp up the Tragicomedy in the koike stuff, but they seem to be avoiding "comedic relief" zenigata like the plague even though that is, without a doubt, a massive part of what makes zenigata Zenigata in the first place. he's the best cop but he's an absolute trainwreck of a human being. basette nailed it, actually--

they were so fucking real for this.

anyway i'm well aware that anything my half-conscious potato brain/ The Fandom can cook up will be obliquely better than anything released officially, but a fella can dream. or, y'know, maybe they'll surprise us. that'd be neat

[dipolardruid]

hello! I love your characters can I make a reaction request for stepmom?

In my mind I have this image of the reader being a big fan of spicy things so every time the stepmother sees the reader eating something she would say:

Betra: what are you putting in the hot chocolate?

reader: hot sauce.

(At breakfast)

Betra: what's that dust on your pancakes?

Reader: Ghost Chili Powder

Spice is love, Spice is life

Tw: None

"Maybe you should take it down a notch with the spice." Betra says as she watches you pour hot sauce into the hot chocolate "No, I'm good." Betra doesn't say anything but cringes as she watches you drink it.

She looks towards your father only for him to give her a shrug "Their happy with it so I don't see a problem." Betra sighs in defeat as she watches you go on normally.

At the very beginning when she'd only visit she never really saw anything that was until she started sleeping over, That's when she'd see the hotsauce always in reaching distance especially in the morning it wasn't until her day off when she'd gotten up to make herself her usual breakfast she'd catch you pouring it into your hot chocolate.

She never said anything at the time but did stare at you in complete bewilderment and had to double take a couple of times thinking she was still dreaming until you had offered some "No, I'm alright thank you."

From there she watched your eating habits realizing hot sauce was in every meal even some that were very questionable just like the pancake incident when you decided to make everyone some breakfast and once you had sat down she noticed you had starting putting red powder quite a bit at that.

"What are you putting on your pancakes?" She looks at the amount that now covers your food.

"Oh it's Ghost chili powder." She looks up at you eyes wide open "what...?" You ask confused, you watch as Betra exhales and looks at your father before back at you "Are you sure the amount of spice you eat is safe? I mean you atleast have to suffer some type of heartburn or stomach pain." You take a bite making direct eye contact with Betra before slowly shaking your head no.

During that time she tried to keep her thoughts on the low but once she married your father that's when she'd let her thoughts be known with more liberty.

Even going as far as to hide your spices as a way to lower the amount you eat only to end with failure as you'll go and buy more spicier ones, so at that point she'll just leave you be but she will talk to you about the amount you consume out of worry but in the end she knows she can't force you to stop but at least convince you to calm it down.

Betra might even try some of your spices with the consequence of drooling from the pain and not trying it again, she is not a fan of spices at all she uses the reason of wanting to actually taste her food savoring every bite and not be in increasing pain with every bite.

The times she gets a sudden bout of courage to try your spices your father will be ready to give her some yogurt or bread to help with the burning while holding in a laugh which she will notice and give him the stink eye in the process.

Please show her a bit of patience she just doesn't understand why you'd do that to yourself but once she gets used to it she'll even start buying you them while she's out and about to see you're reaction to certain ones as a way to keep note on your likes and dislikes.

So in the end she'll end up encouraging your love of spices at a safe amount of course.

Request are open!

[below-my-s0ul]

Made gumbo in my fancy big pot for the first time and I thought I'd document it here cause apparently food is all I post about, tho for this one I'm gonna add the drinks I'm having as well cause I'm listening to the 200th episode of The Poisoner's Cabinet that just came out so I'm having some of my favorite drinks that they've introduced me to

Here's the roux with a lovely rum based drink called The Shark Bite on the side

And here I'm halfway there after adding the stock (and more of every vegetable than is in the recipe cause I can [and excuse my use of a recipe, I'm Norwegian and have never been to Louisiana, I got this from Nanny Ogg's Cookbook and it's very good])

Added more hotsauce (it's taco sauce cause uuuhhhh it's the spiciest thing I have) and bourbon cause you can never go wrong with more Bulleit. And the drink behind that is a Guillotine, dangerously delicious, cause it's pretty much just different types of alcohol

Here's the finished product and once again it's fucking delicious! Maybe someday I'll be brave enough to do more than small adjustments (last time I tried not to use the recipe I forgot the tomatoes, so I'm still gonna use it as a guideline for securities sake)

[clayscookbook]

Supermarket Poke Bowls

For reference, it's been months since I wrote a recipe. This recipe has, by default, no raw fish, but you are welcome to prepare raw fish at your own risk to add. It also has rice, so I don't know if it's gluten-free. This is ultimately a modular recipe, so you can change out anything you like for other items, but this is my recommendation. Some items might be less accessible at an average supermarket, I'll mark them with an asterisk (*) to indicate them. Ingredients: Cooled/Leftover Sushi Rice* or white rice (short or medium grain) Cucumber Carrot (You can use shredded carrot if you don't wanna cut your own) Half an Avocado Pre-cooked tail-off frozen shrimp Smoked salmon (most packages at the store are pre-cut) Imitation Crab Meat (I used flake shape but stick/"leg" shape works too with some cutting) Optional: Pickled Daikon Radish* (there's not really any good replacements, but it's also an acquired taste in my experience. It's really sweet.) Optional: Nori* (Like the little snack seaweed stuff, seasalt flavour is probably the best in my opinion.) Optional: Toasted sesame seeds Optional: Sriracha* (I hear there's some kind of shortage? If you know any alternatives you can use that, but vinegar-based western hotsauce is not a good substitute here. You can also just not use it if you don't want spicy.) Optional: Japanese mayo* (Regular mayo also not a good substitute, but my local supermarket carries it at a cheap price recently) Sushi rice addendum: Sushi rice is of course the uncooked sushi rice, the water needed to cook it, and then cooking sake, rice vinegar, and mirin. I don't know the exact amounts you want for these things; for 2 cups raw rice i used 2.5 cups water and 1/3rd cup cooking sake, 1/3rd cup rice vinegar, and I think 1-1/3d cup mirin. (You can sub out any of these ingredients for equal parts the other ingredient, except maybe using all rice vinegar or all cooking sake.) I set it to boil, and once it reached a boil turned the heat off for 1 minute, then simmered it for 20 minutes. Then I folded in the mixture and let it cool- then I made sushi rolls with it, and used the leftovers for the poke bowl. TLDR: Cook rice as per instructions and if you have the stuff you can make it sticky rice by adding specific stuff to it. There are other alternative sticky rice mixes you can use on the internet too.

Equipment: Whatever you need to cook the rice (Rice cooker? Tall pot and stovetop?) A spoon or rice paddle Cutting board Paring knife/kitchen knife (Multiple, really) Spoon for avocado Bowl to serve in Instructions: Prepare rice as necessary (see above Sticky rice addendum) Cut cucumber in half or quarters length, then cut into thin paddle-like shapes (or just cut into julienne slivers, or however else you want to cut it)

Cut avocado in half, starting by stabbing it next to the stem and pressing the knife around in a circle around the pit. Then twist the hemispheres apart and remove the pit by chopping it with your knife to get it stuck on the knife. Afterward, remove the flesh from the skin with a spoon and place the flesh cavity-side down. Cut the flesh length-wise into slices. Cut the carrot into julienne slices or shred as needed; if you bought pre-shredded you can skip this step

If you have pickled daikon, cut it into roughly centimeter size cubes.

Thaw the frozen shrimp in the microwave for 15 to 60 seconds based on your microwave and the frozenness of your shrimp. Just cook until no longer frozen; maybe just in 15 second intervals. You don't want them to be hot, though.

Do any more additional preparation as necessary, such as cutting imitation crab sticks.

Add rice to the bottom of your bowl, enough to cover the bottom with at least half an inch thickness

Add your vegetables to your bowl starting with the cucumber at the 12 o clock position, and your carrot at 11 o clock, and avocado between them and yourself. Add the daikon if you have it at the 2 o clock position. at 1 o clock add the thawed shrimp, then add your smoked salmon at the 7 o clock spot, probably overtop the avocado. Then add the imitation crab at the remaining space.

From here, you can optionally drizzle the mayo and sriracha, shred the nori sheets up with your hands and place it in the center, then add sesame seeds.

Note: this photo features an additional ingredient that is not easily found, tobiko (fish eggs). It's a raw fish ingredient and I don't actually count it as a necessary part of the recipe, just decoration.

[doublejango]

omfg Blitzø you're so hot could you please actually just kill me?

"I mean, how much are you willing to spend on this?" Blitz asked, and hopped up to sit on his desk, sipping at a smoothie. There really was nothing better than a hotsauce-and-brimstone smoothie for lunch, he thought with a contented sigh, especially with crushed up eggshells scattered over the top.

"Cause you gotta pay me in cash, up front. Obviously. Although I guess I should, like... ask if you're. You know. Okay?"

He tried to ask it casually, but there was a spark of real caring and concern there.

Leaning forward a little, Blitz said:

"Here's the thing. Staying alive is what matters, no matter what shit is going on in your brain telling you otherwise: that is a lie, and a real fuckin' dangerous one, cause it's hard as shit to tell yourself that it's a lie. Sometimes you gotta go through Hell, like way more figurative than," he gestured towards his office window, "actual fucking Hell, but you keep going. Keep fighting. Don't give up. I have clawed my fucking way to where I am, and have wanted to just--stop. And give up, and give in. So many times. So I can tell you, it's worth it to keep fighting. No matter how hot I am," he added with an attempt at a grin, but it faded quickly, replaced by a look only few ever saw, a wall coming down that Blitz didn't usually let down. The unconditional caring, the readiness to love.

Reaching out, he took the Sinner's hand and squeezed it maybe a little too gently, his expression soft. "So, guess I've revised my answer. No. I won't. Maybe you're tired and think you don't have fight left in you, or you just get off on the thought of doing some real kinky but real final shit with someone you're into, but listen. There are less self-destructive kinks to play with. And you are stronger than you know. I know, cause I was... This fucking close. And somehow kept pulling myself forward. If I could do it... Then you sure as fuck can do it.

"Life is worth living. Even here in Hell."

---[If you are in the US and struggling with thoughts of wanting to not be around anymore, call or text 988 if you need to, or reach out to friends and loved ones. Asking for help can be terrifying, and often the hardest part of the whole thing, but it's worth it. You are worth it.]---

[sinnahsaint]

The way I understood OP was similar to how my friend group says “do science to it”.

(Backstory interlude: I am an autistic person with adhd and cptsd. When I went to a therapist I basically told him I wanted to dump my brain out and have the professionals sort the problems I’m having into labeled boxes because I did a lot of my own sorting but I didn’t have the perspective and experience to look at the whole pile and maybe say ��I see where you’d get adhd but no it’s all the cptsd.” Now the therapist has DID help me find the labels so I could find the information and resources I needed to continue on my healing journey… but I eventually grew past that.)

I can “do science” to a headache by checking on my water, food, caffeine, dirty glasses, posture, sleep schedule, new stressors, etc. I can also decide I don’t care what caused it and brute force it gone by downing pills with a large glass of milk or juice and taking a nap.

I had been brute forcing my way through life. Can’t get going for work? Survive off energy drinks and chocolate bars. Get super irritable at work and don’t know why? Get a new job and quit(hopefully in that order but not always).

Finding out what was wrong was a great first step in understanding… but eventually I realized “I am annoyed because it’s too noisy in here and I can’t focus(adhd)” and “I am annoyed because it’s too noisy in here and I can’t focus(autism)” have the same or similar solutions.

Learning to register when something is going wrong is the first step in catching ptsd triggers too so I used that skill to notice when I was unhappy with other things too. I have found that approaching instances of “I am not content with this situation” with curiosity as to your current state and possible solutions, yields better longterm results than routing through diagnostic criteria.

Situation 1

Option A : “I feel hot -> It is not physically hotter in here than usual -> I don’t recognize this as a symptom of my diagnosis’ -> Guess there’s nothing to do but ignore it and get crankier at everyone around me.”

OR

Option B: “I feel hot -> It’s not physically hotter in here than usual -> I’m going to take off my sweater and sit down with a glass of water and ask my body wtf”

Turns out that after doing option B only TWICE I found out that I had be en trained to ignore my own pain for so long that it sometimes registers as overheating if I don’t treat it when it first makes itself known. Ignore a headache, get overheated. No advil for cramps? Overheated.

Situation 2

Option A: “I detest microfiber cleaning cloths -> this is a symptom of autism so I’m stuck with hating them -> guess I’ll avoid them when I can and suffer through using them at work because they’re required for the windows because we just use water”

Or

Option B: “I detest microfibre cleaning cloths -> I don’t have to touch things I don’t want to. I use gloves to protect my hands from chemicals and slimy stuff, they would probably work for scratchy stuff too -> I’m going to wear gloves all the time at work”

They thought I was a germaphobe but it worked.

Every person is different. We are not robots with helpful error messages……. Well lets just say the error messages are often vague.

A hungover person probably got that way because they drank too much… that info might help them avoid a hangover in the future … but it doesn’t help them deal with the hangover right now. Theres’s no time machine and no magic un-drink pill. Right now they need water, electrolytes, some food, and if possible, some more sleep and pretty much every hungover person is drawn to these things in different ways. Some swear by some unholy orange juice and hotsauce and egg drink, some want a big salty/greasy breakfast, some chug a gatorade and sleep til noon.

Practicing the skill of sitting with yourself and asking what’s wrong will lead you to something to try faster and more helpfully than deciding what diagnosis is causing the upset.

depathologizing your own responses to things means no longer worrying about which symptom matches which diagnosis matches which branded treatment model and instead practicing gentle non-judgmental curiosity about what you’re going through from the perspective of someone who wants to fulfill one of the most basic and primal needs for you which is the sensation of being seen and heard

[darkmonarch]

Some berries, like tamato or Spelon, are technically edible but are really only used as ingredients in other things. Spelon is way too spicy to be enjoyed on its own, but there are some amazing hot sauces that use it as an ingredient.

sounds like it's the kind of berry that white boys eat to "prove" they're strong and manly.

maybe i will try the hotsauce though, since i don't crave eating hellfire.

[keefwho]

May 19 - 2024 Sunday

10:14pm

5/10

When I woke up I did my dishes which was washing the slow cooker pot. I took a long shower which my body needed. TK was telling me all about her boyfriend drama, it sounds to me like he's being very controlling and pushing boundaries. I said my peace and she appreciated me for hearing her out. For breakfast I originally planned to make the sailor's breakfast I've been wanting to do which would be hardtack, sardines, and cheese. Since I had leftover rice a roni, I had that. I added cheese and hotsauce to it, 2 things that I thought would be a rough combo but don't tend to affect me actually. After making my coffee, I started a run of TOTK I've been wanting to stream where I only collect all 1200 korok seeds and nothing else. Also if I die then I start over. I did that for about 2 hours just getting past the start area. I figured out Zelda is flying around the sky island when you start which is something neither DS or I noticed our first playthrough. I enjoyed the pocky DS sent me awhile back with my coffee, it was very tasty. After I was done streaming, I did dishes and started playing KSP. I did more moon stuff. DS and I called on her way home while I made my sailor's lunch which turned out wonderfully. It was simple but filling and my body really agreed with it. Then it was more KSP while DS and I chatted. I learned something new about orbital periods and nerded out a little bit about it. It felt silly though, kinda like I was being annoying about it so I tried to shush. I think I'm just getting down on myself right now though. While waiting for DS to get situated with her fursuit, I watched some Youtube and also got a little but hot which I was embarrassed about. Ashamed might be a better word, I know I shouldn't be but I definitely got some shame issues to work through. While she worked we finished Moral Orel. I thought it was great how he came out to be a well adjusted person, I got the vibe that he saw what was wrong with his family and community and decided not to become it. Thats something I've experienced myself. I think 2 ways parents can mold you for the better are by raising you right or showing you what not to be. We also watched some Chris Chan and furry content and I played a little bit of the Monster High game. She went upstairs and I put dinner in the oven. In bed we did puzzles and chatted a tiny bit before she passed out. Then I watched some youtube and nibbled on dinner until sleepytime.

I don't think I let myself be myself today. Maybe I just wasn't feeling myself either. Either way I see the effects and I have my regrets about how I acted basically all day. But they are regrets that will teach me just a little bit more about how I can be what I wanna be.

I get to talk to my therapist tomorrow but I think I have too many topics to cover so I gotta pick one. I think right now trust is going to be one of the main topics because it's been a direct counter to my unreasonably stressful weekends and other tough days. I think soon I want to explore my sexual issues with him which will surely be interesting. I do wonder how he'll handle that.

[serorat]

Life series inspired nonsensical food ideas

Grian Spicy Chicken Wings: Make the breading a little whiter to look like sand, put some parsley flakes on like cactus, and hotsauce on it for the lava they filled the desert with.

Martyn Popcorn Shrimp: obviously shrimp are from the sea, but you could also sprinkle parsley flakes like seaweed on it or just dye it green. Pair it with white rice and a red sauce shaped like the dogwarts banner and bam.

BigBcookies: idk man it's just a chocolate chip cookie what do you want from me.

Solidarity fried chicken: fried chicken that's not spicy because it's jimmy. Is paired well with Tango Mozzarella sticks.

Tango Mozzarella sticks: Tango gives off melted cheese vibes and they're good with chicken so now we've got the ranchers. Maybe eat with ranch if you like it but ranch is disgusting so prolly don't.

I'm out of ideas I'm just hungry and off my meds rn

[technologyvoid]

You are welcome for the crabbing

Select 1 friend to be crabbed and maybe they will be

Can you toss some to @/chilei-the-hotsauce