#maybe I broke it 💀💀

[completelyrain]

the fact that I literally KILLED my left foot running down a hill randomly and having to deal with it while playing football JUST to make my little brother laugh since he was upset, is so productive. pls i couldn’t walk properly the whole entire my cousins tried to help me but they were so dumb they failed 💔💔 MY FOOT STILL HURTS. but at least he wasn’t upset anymore 💞💋💋

[dreamingticklee]

i think one of the bravest things ive ever done is obeyed to keep my arms up over my head and around my friend gripping the back of her shirt for dear life while she tickled and teased me ruthlessly till i was a sobbing submissive mess and i think i deserve a gold star for that

[tommygotwrittenoff]

confession time!!! can't wait for bt bones

[zebratimw]

Not finishing

[phagodyke]

dating an art student was so crazy I'm just thinking abt that one birthday I had where my ex got me stickers from the etsy of the person they were cheating on me with....

[fitzrove]

Ooh btw when I went out with my friends the other night we were waiting for a bus at one point. An extremely pretty girl was waiting for it a few metres away from us... I noticed her existing as you do pretty girls when you are a Homosexual (🫣) but was mostly focused on talking to my friends and stuff. Well suddenly she came up to us and I noticed she was actually kinda crying (!! 🥺) and asked if any of us had a tissue. I am always prepared esp fresh off my sneezy Vienna trip, so I gave her a plastic-wrapped pack, unopened and all... she was very grateful (asking if she could really keep it all - I said it was fine and even got to use the tdv sarah "you can have it, i've got two" line because I did have two hehehe success everyone inside my brain clapped) but she struggled to open it because long acrylic nails! So I offered to help again and she gave it back to me and our fingers brushed a bit and I tore the plastic cover open with my long short-nailed sexy lesbian fingers 😌 and gave it back hehe.

Anyway I feel like this all would've been a queercoded metaphor if it was fictional but because it's real life we went our separate ways never to meet again 😌 but I was still kind of thinking about her at the club 🥹 and when we were taking the train home with my friend at 5:50 am I was kind of talking about her JSKFLDLFLFL omg kinda creepy tbh esp since I wasn't even drunk 💀 Well my friend was drunk so maybe she already forgot about it. I hope that girl is less sad now and believes in the good in humanity 😌❤️

[xia0ming56]

Takin sketch reqs!!!

Js realised i hit 600+ flwrs here 🤯 i wna do smt to celebrate so hit me w some sketch reqs? Any fandom is totally fine :D you can drop em off at either this post or my inbox!!

(I shall try my best to do as many as possible but sry if i dont do yours!!)

Note: will nawt do nsfw!!(suggestive will depend on how shameless im feelin tdy) And furries is a very strong maybe bcos i suck at drawing furries😭

[guinevereslancelot]

being moved to a different classroom for my last week while the head of the program pretends she's doing me a favor but she's really doing my supervisor a favor 🙃

[kkeke99]

Enough time has passed now, so I can finally say with certainty that the only good MLs of the Jewelpet Series are Akira Nanase and Retsu Akagi 👍🏻

[baerryjj]

Ik I am v scuffed artist and I have no cool sheet to show or anything but comms are open if anyone is interested👍

[kyuala]

hmm

[trobeds]

oh yeah i got dumped yesterday

[sanchoyo]

well talking to my mom went well (I just told her I’m really unsure rn. Her first response was ‘oh well what’s the rush, ur not dating rn are u?’ Which. What does that have to do with gender??? It made me stop and laugh at least lmao). Also she suggested I just keep the clothes in a box or smth for a month or two so that if I change my mind abt dresses and skirts I don’t throw them out and regret it. Which was an awesome suggestion bc quite frankly I’m very emotionally attached to my clothes. A lot of the dresses are real vintage or actually worth a lot too and very unique and…a part of me wants to try and rework them and sew them into either shirts or pants bc they’d fuck severely but 1. I don’t have a sewing machine 2. I…feel weird about modifying such old clothes. It feels kind of bad…like what if I fuck them up bc lack of sewing experience!! I’ve only rly done basic mending (…and I guess that Ichigo cosplay years ago but even that didn’t turn out great bc it was my first project. aaa)

[caffeinatedopossum]

I'm probably dying but I'm being really chill about it

[siroofington]

[VD: two clips from Welcome To Demon School! Iruma-kun. In the first, Iruma explains to Asmodeus, "Also, I think I'm finally starting to recognize all of Opera's different moods. When their kitty ears droop, they're in a bad mood." Opera is pictured as described. "When the ears are pointed up, they're in a good mood!" Iruma smiles at this. In the second clip, Iruma says happily, "So... thanks, Opera! I owe ya!" Opera's neutral expression does not change, but they make a noise of surprise, and their ears go from a slightly diagonal position to pointing straight up. End VD]

this was so cute 😭

[ssimay]

my second aimh mug breaking this morning was a sign