#max outside

[yuyu-emy]

my catra cosplay from anime north btw! I'm thinking of doing vi next but I'm actually lazy so.

[crimestompers]

go to fashions world ruthie

[drivestraight]

it’s actually so funny how landofans are doomerism abt lando’s wdc hopes and maxfans are doomerism abt max’s wdc hopes and it’s like….. so who’s going to win this championship 😭

[aintnopartylikeaprideparty]

"we need more messy and toxic relationship dynamics in fiction!!" u guys can't even handle the non-canon Rebecca Sugar gregpearl art

[superm4ks]

Max is serving cunttt in this presser omg

Omfg the revolution won’t be in the press conference room

[pastryslutsupreme]

bradley doodle collection because he captivates me. wish i could crush him under my thumb. inspired by fics

[stubz]

"Hey guys I got whooping cough."

"OH! OHOHOH! BEGONE SICKLY ONE! QUARENTINE RIGHT F*CKING NOW I CAN'T BE GETTING THAT."

"Woah calm down--"

"Do not tell me to calm down! Do you have any idea how contagious this shit is?!?!"

"Well, I heard but I'm wearing a mask and I'm literally on the other side of the glass wall, talking to you on the phone right now!"

"Like I give a rat's ass! I work at the child centre!! I. CAN'T. GET. WHOOPING. COUGH. BEGONE. NOW."

"Okay okay okay! I get it, going now! only like 8 of the kids could get it anyways...not even the same species."

"Love you!! I'll make you some cabbage soup!" with that she goes back to her lunch. Oblivious to the strange looks from her co-workers.

"Uh, what's whooping cough?" asked Op reaching for the salt with her tail.

"A very contagious human disease that gives you a nasty cough for several days to a few weeks."

"Oh, that doesn't sound too bad."

"Yeah but it can make you feel just awful and is actually very dangerous for infants, young children, and the elderly."

"How dangerous?" Fenrir asked

"Well...they could die."

*silence*

"Its not often though, usually rare, they're just more at risk. I mean I had it when I was a baby and look! I'm perfectly fine."

For a while no one said anything. Just eating. Until Fenrir asked another question.

"Why is it called whooping cough?"

"Because that's what it sounds like. The inhale sounds like a whooping noise. But according to my parents I sounded more like a barking seal."

"What does a seal sound like?"

"Hold on." she fishes out her phone and finds a video of a seal barking.

*Seal noises*

"...and what does whooping cough sound like?"

*Whooping coughing noises, which honestly sounds like someone coughing up their heart and soul*

"...how the f*ck are you alive???"

"I second that."

"My Dad tucked me into his coat and walked out in the winter air so that it would clear my lungs."

"That's it?!"

"Cold air is what saved you from death?!"

"...I mean I probably had some antibiotics but yeah. There's no real cure, just a vaccine."

"THERE'S NO CURE FOR THAT?!"

[remyfire]

I love this moment. I love that Klinger's way to express his joyous relief is, A, to sing, and B, to grab Hawk in a dance, and C, that Hawkeye doesn't so much as hesitate before he throws himself into it with gusto. It's so goddamn cute.

[rb19]

hi yuki

[skaryskeletons]

they hate when u serve cute redhead that people hate on for no reason

[yuyu-emy]

I touched a lil grass them got attacked by spiders

[ilyarozanove]

if Aphrodite and the Devil had a child this is how he would look like :

[solsays]

I find it hilarious how much the QSMP Brazilians love gay roleplay, every canon romantic relationship currently developing on this server (where both parties have logged in consistently, looking at you fooligetta) has a Brazilian. What is wrong with them /pos

[honeymooony]

i can’t believe fusebox fumbled this season that badly in the span of a week. what was the point of the tristan/franki drama just for the two of them AND sofia to leave the season off screen? why even give mc the option to say she’s back for revenge? why put mc in casa amor with a bunch of new boys instead of bringing us back as a casa girl with the og boys? how would our og li even survived 2 weeks being single without getting dumped? what even is the point of having your original li be so loyal if they didn’t want to leave the villa with you…?

[sunrizef1]

“Yall couldn't handle simply lovely” “you wouldn't have been able to handle multi 21” “you wouldve exploded during brocedes” “y'all couldn't even handle Austria 24”

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OH MY GOD SHUT UP PLEASE SHUT UP

FORMULA ONE IS A SPORT!!! STOP ACTING LIKE PEOPLE BEING UPSET AND BEING ANNOYED AT A DRIVER IS A BAD THING!!! YOU ARE NOT SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOURE NOT MAD ABOUT SOMETHING! YOULL BE MAD NEXT WEEK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!!! ITS A SPORT! RIVALRIES ARE INGRAINED INTO IT!!! BE MAD! BE ANGRY!!!! HATE DRIVERS! ITS WHAT THIS SPORT HAS BEEN MISSING!!!!!

You are not superior for “handling” an event when your driver is the one who instigated it. You are not superior for not being upset about something. Being upset is the right response. Being upset means you have passion for the sport and for the drivers. Being upset IS THE REASON these events were as big as they were!!!!

“Yall wouldn't survive the rosberg hat throw”

Do you really think Lewis and Mercedes fans weren't AT LEAST as upset during that as max fans are today??? Are you serious???

This isn't even aimed at Lando fans!!!! This is aimed at everyone who says “y'all can't even handle xyz” everytime something happens!!! Rivalries need fans to be passionate about them! They don't just happen on their own with no one caring and being completely uninterested!

You are supposed to care about sports! Stop telling people they shouldn't care about their driver and their sport!

[max--phillips]

Things we are NOT going to do in 2025:

Be paralyzed by fear, despair, resignation

Fall victim to conspiracy theories

Fall victim to cult recruitment tactics

Talk to cops, ICE, the feds, etc.

Use period tracking apps (unless you are specifically putting in false information to fuck with it)

Kill ourselves

Give up

Things we ARE going to do in 2025:

Be really annoying to our representatives (learn who they are now and start sending emails, letters, making phone calls, all of it.)

Join a local club or organization (not necessarily political—just something. A musical group, a TTRPG club, a soup kitchen, a community theater, whatever. Just be part of your community. Go outside and talk to real people face to face over something you enjoy.)

Defend the existence of trans people from those who would see us eradicated

Defend the existence of people of color from those who would see them eradicated

Defend the existence of any minority or marginalized group from those who would see them eradicated

Learn when it’s time to shut up and listen.

Gain a new kink or fetish. Or several

Get a library card if we don’t already have one

Read a book

Step outside of our comfort zones

Learn to stand up for ourselves and to say “no.”

Remember that everyone is human

Live and love as fiercely as possible