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2016/17 Premier League Post-Match Thread Season Review via /r/LiverpoolFC

2016/17 Premier League Post-Match Thread Season Review

I've had a look back on the highs and lows of our Premier League campaign by skimming through the raw emotions on display in the post-match threads. Many thanks to /u/DatGuyDench for doing most of those threads and to any other users who looked after them. I've selected three or four of the higher rated comments in each thread to give a brief summary of the sentiment after each game. Any feedback is appreciated!

1 - Arsenal 3 Liverpool 4

Klopp must have given the team the world's tastiest orange slices and Capri-Sun for halftime. /u/ErkeyfromTurkey

Klavan is a monster. /u/conchobor

If someone asked me, "What is it like to support Liverpool?" I would show them this match. Confusing setup, asinine defensive mistakes, one of the best goals you'll ever see, amazing and confusing goalkeeping, a stretch of breathtaking offensive play, memorable goal celebrations, a worrying injury, a complete defensive collapse, a match thread that disappears, final twenty minutes of ass-clenching anxiety, hamfisted timewasting, and ultimately a good enough performance to prompt a million arguments about how good we could be. /u/Pipes_of_Pan

2 - Burnley 2 Liverpool 0

Look for the positives lads. If we miss out on Europe again this season we'll have nothing to distract us from our 2017/18 title push. /u/superfish1

Serious question, why doesn't every team just park the bus against us? It's pretty much a guaranteed result. If every team parked the bus against us we'd probably get relegated. /u/HUGE_HOG

Never rated football anyway /u/Sun_Is_Hot

3 - Spurs 1 Liverpool 1

Alli is a prick /u/KloppYourHands

That Mane goal... /u/ratmftw

Thought we played well today. Klopp has said before that football takes a bit of luck, and today Tottenham had all of it. Probably should be leaving with all 3 points, but that’s football. The referee was a prick though. /u/johncosta

4 - Liverpool 4 Leicester 1

My favorite part of the game was after the first goal when during and after everyone was done celebrating with Firmino a couple of players, including Firmino himself, were congratulating Sturridge. He was the one who tracked back and stole the ball to start the move and then made a run wide to give Firmino his space. /u/ErkeyfromTurkey

When we play good, we're fucking great. /u/DatGuyDench

Mane is worth £60m /u/Reddits-Reckoning

5 - Chelsea 1 Liverpool 2

This is probably the cleanest match we've ever had so far with Chelsea. Great result - and the best part? Diego wasn't a total cunt, (except from scoring a goal of course)! /u/Capt_Awkward

Nobody talking bout Gini but boy, that man is very gradually improving game by game. /u/KayJayA7X

Did Liverpool just defend a 1 goal lead for more than 30 seconds? Oh my /u/The_Backseatsman

6 - Liverpool 5 Hull 1

We should play one man up every week. That was fun /u/uRhombus

I wonder if anyone has ever won the league with no clean sheets... /u/MackerLad93

James Milner is my hero. /u/The_Sassinator

7 - Swansea 1 Liverpool 2

We should still look to sign Hector to be James Milners understudy /u/shaunsocca

Our left back has as many goals as Zlatan /u/JWL1092

That big fuck off Lovren volley into the away end at the end is the highlight of the game and I don't care what anyone says. /u/UtterShite

8 - Liverpool 0 Manchester United 0

Fuck you Real's fax machine. /u/ratmftw

CLEAN SHEET BOYS /u/HUGE_HOG

Jose Mourinho is on a mission to kill any excitement that might come from Liverpool vs ManU. /u/iSalt

9 - Liverpool 2 West Bromwich Albion 1

By the tone of this thread you would think we fucking lost. Cheer up we are joint top of the league. /u/germibobi

CAN I GET ONE FUCKING GAME WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO CLENCH MY ARSE HOLE. /u/Reddits-Reckoning

Should be top of the table but for FUCKING SET-PIECES. Gini is cursed. Studge has resting bitch face. Can was gassed after 65 minutes. Karius wasn't bad, but wasn't convincing. Firmino is bae. That is all. Edit: Could have gone top of the table for the first time since May 2014....ouch, that hurts. /u/iiEviNii

10 - Crystal Palace 2 Liverpool 4

No idea why, but I felt weirdly comfortable throughout that game. Never doubted us for a second. Used to have a similar feeling in 13/14 /u/Reddits-Reckoning

We scored 2 goals from corners. Let that sink in. /u/wontwont

we are finally beating bogey teams /u/tweedeh

11 - Liverpool 6 Watford 1

NO CLEAN SHEET NO PROBLEM, TOP WE GO /u/TheLastofish

LIVERPOOL FIRST, ARSENAL BACK IN FOURTH, UNITED NOWHERE!!!!!! BEST FUCKING WEEKEND!!!!!!! /u/TheRedCormorant

So happy Gini finally scored. /u/DatGuyDench

12 - Southampton 0 Liverpool 0

Shit Fact: 2 International Breaks followed by 2 draws… /u/BTS_1

What a frustrating fucking game. /u/racistfetus

bus wankers /u/iG8

13 - Liverpool 2 Sunderland 0

Woodburn had a worldie /u/RideOrDieRemember

Klopp's influence as the 12th man on the pitch cannot be overstated. /u/TheLastofIsh

Fuck your double decker bus you pale cunt. The klopp train makes no stops. *No offence to pale cunts, one of which, I am. /u/Psychotic_Bear

14 - Bournemouth 4 Liverpool 3

Ah, good. I almost forgot what it was like to feel like a Liverpool fan for a while this season... /u/ DaEvil1

This whole "as long as we score more goals it's fine" thing is a lot less fun when we don't actually score more goals. /u/Deathbybunnies

Matip died for this. /u/BTS_1

15 - Liverpool 2 West Ham 2

I feel like I saw the same attack plan fail 78 times. /u/darian66

fucking sick of conceding with every shot great fucking run of easy fixtures in december huh /u/EpicRageGuy

Great game from Mané. Ran the show from the start. /u/Jambo234

16 - Middlesborough 0 Liverpool 3

What a performance by Lallana, MOTM for sure followed by Origi. Klavan is an absolute mountain at the back and Mignolet too has done well. Oh and cleansheet is back on the menu lads! /u/satanlikesyou

Klavan should always play over Lucas /u/GreatJakeUmber

SIMON "CLEAN SHEET" MIGNOLET /u/Reddits-Reckoning

17 - Everton 0 Liverpool 1

Sturridge is actually incredible, for him to get that shot off was incredibly difficult with that type of accuracy. /u/ErkeyfromTurkey

I enjoyed the part where we won but also enjoyed the part where Everton lost. /u/CurrentlyComatose

Ross Barkley can fuck right off for that challenge on Hendo. How was that not a straight red? /u/Jiro_Dreams

18 - Liverpool 4 Stoke City 1

40 POINTS WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN LADS!!!! /u/the-londoner

Lallana is England's best player. /u/Viper711

Henderson is a fucking boss /u/h4k01n

19 - Liverpool 1 Manchester City 0

Guys, we held on to a 1-0 lead for 86 minutes. This is so unheard of from our team. I'm proud. /u/malis-

"No." -- Ragnar Klavan, 2016 /u/HUGE_HOG

Lallana has still got the biggest dick in Anfield. /u/hot-cakes

20 - Sunderland 2 Liverpool 2

Bournemouth, West Ham, Sunderland. All games we were leading in, yet at the end of all 3 we've only came out with 2 out of 9 points. Devastating that. /u/JaydenSnow

Sunderland is truly the shit that just won't flush. /u/arterius23

Our midfield was kinda poor without Hendo. /u/Crypt9n

21 - Manchester United 1 Liverpool 1

Migs saved us. Played out of his mind /u/SgtPatos

brilliant defending all match ...and then an offside goal? /u/kuu-uurija

Herrera is a fucking cunt /u/edubbleg

22 - Liverpool 2 Swansea 3

Gonna go down my local park and knife a swan. /u/McGoohanno6

Fight for the top four from now on. Fucking terrible performance. /u/the_horn_of_gondor

We just lost against a side that has the worst PL defensive record of the CENTURY. Let that sink in for a moment. /u/logicspock

23 - Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1

We were unlucky not to steal the win at the end, but man we were lucky to not lose this. A point against the league leaders is very good, considering the form we're in. It's all gonna be good I think. I hope. /u/ur_mum_was_a_hamster

Henderson absolutely bossed it both ends of the pitch /u/decentpants

Kante is unbelievable /u/IL_ya_Un_jour

24 - Hull City 2 Liverpool 0

Last 10 games: DDLDWLLLDL Includes 2 Losses and a draw to teams battling relegation, a loss to a team in the Championship and a draw to a English Football League 2 team. EDIT: Our only win in the last 10 games was against the same team we drew with in the English Football League 2, with a winning goal from Lucas. /u/Cookeh_

LFC 2017 but every time we play, the worse it gets /u/mwright_13

The traveling Kop singing ynwa at the end there are the real MVPs, always amazing, it's a shame the team didn't give them much to enjoy /u/agpleezdeddy

25 - Liverpool 2 Spurs 0

Wij and Lallana played out of their minds! /u/Chitmonster

WE'VE DEFENDED A LEAD LADS! /u/okaysian

Very few players will get ever get a reception like Mane got when he came off. He's brilliant. 30m, even in this day's market was truly a steal. /u/JaydenSnow

26 - Leicester 3 Liverpool 1

(Match Thread Only)

Typical Liverpool. We play a shitty team, table-wise, then we play a lazy shitty game. It has been this way for the past few years. I don't understand how we can play the top of the table very strong, but crap the bed against lower teams. /u/Krypto_dg

I just want it to be next season already. Can you really be arsed watching this team struggle its way to a 6th place finish. /u/HUGE_HOG

Cant really blame this on a congested fixture list now can we..... /u/Ellni

27 - Liverpool 3 Arsenal 1

A double over Arsenal is a rare occurrence. /u/BTS_1

ARSENAL FAN TV AND CHILL HERE I COME. /u/tanvirh5

I think the Premier League should copy the Scottish PL and split the league in half mid way through so we'd only play the top sides for the second half of the season. /u/NamaNamaNamaBatman

28 - Liverpool 2 Burnley 1

In a season in which we've beaten Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs, City, and Everton, Burnley is our biggest win of the season. /u/TheLittleBiki

I think this game showed better in game management from us, 2-1 up and we’re not being arrogant like we have this season we’re dropping deeper as a unit looking to use the counter attack against them. We smartly held onto the ball more and moved the ball into better areas than the panicked crosses of the first half. Klavan and Matip dropping a couple of yards also gave them more of a chance in defending attacks. /u/Thesolly180

Actually impressed how little out of place Woodburn was. /u/B1GsHoTbg

29 - Manchester City 1 Liverpool 1

That lallana miss literally hurt my soul /u/Fellbird

It's encouraging that we're not satisfied with a draw at City /u/Goulders

Shoutout to Emre, who’s had a rough couple of weeks in terms of form but really showed up and had one hell of a match today. /u/logicspock

30 - Liverpool 3 Everton 1

I wanted Trent to score so much /u/byGriim

The lads played great today but I still can't get over the Mané injury. Looked very nasty, just hope he recovers well. /u/JWL1092

Just want to send a public thanks to Lovren and Matip (especially Lovren) for pocketing Lukaku like he was spare change. The entire team was immense too. Cheers /u/Chitmonster

Lukawho? /u/xHawkins

31 - Liverpool 2 Bournemouth 2

Ruined my entire night that, don't even care if we gain one on City. Top 4 should be home and dry, but we just can't stop BOURNEMOUTH from scoring late goals. /u/JaydenSnow

Hate to slate Klavan but god damn man. /u/Chitmonster

Klopp' game management was just what I'd want to see. Take a lead? Let's grind it out and try to get the W, don't care how pretty it is. It's the players that bottled it. Squad lacking in depth/talent in certain areas. Couts picked up a knock or was gassed - went straight down the tunnel. Forced his hand into the sub/formation he had to go with from that point. No real midfield options and not going to put on Studge a goal up. /u/The_AjaX

32 - Stoke City 1 Liverpool 2

Migs MOTM no question. /u/Laesen

I'm gonna go ahead and thank our twelfth man, the traveling kop, for this one. Class! /u/ynwa94

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DANIEL STURRIDGE WAS SUBBED ON AND SAVED OUR TOP 4 HOPES?!? /u/PenguinCowboy

33 - West Bromwich Albion 0 Liverpool 1

If only we had Lovren / Matip available week in, week out. Migs saving us again the beast. /u/h4k01n

Mignolet was fucking ace. /u/gin0clock

First time we have ever beaten a Pulis side away in the league! /u/The_Backseatsman

34 - Liverpool 1 Crystal Palace 2

Galling that Coutinho was basically penalised for staying on his feet, but ultimately all our fault. So, so sloppy. 4th is going to go right to the wire. /u/thisisashameofme

I would have preferred if Liverpool won /u/You_wot_m8_

God I fucking hate Crystal Palace /u/chefboyardee001

35 - Watford 0 Liverpool 1

Mignolet was so decisive in his actions today, great to see. Can is a beast and Lallana is mesmerizing. Hopefully Coutinho isn't out for too long. Happy to see Danny get a few minutes, so wish his shot went in :( /u/h4k01n

Did our job in the best way possible. Other top 4 rivals won't stop hearing about that goal all week. Up the fucking reds! /u/The_Backseatsman

WE TIME WASTED LIKE LITTLE CUNTS I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT! /u/BTS_1

36 - Liverpool 0 Southampton 0

origi shouldn't have started. /u/halalcornflakes

Not one shot on target for Southampton. /u/OWSucks

My boy Grujic was good. Glad to see him get some game time and almost a goal /u/BossCevap

37 - West Ham 0 Liverpool 4

When was the last time when we enjoyed football? When was a last time when we watched highlights after the match? What a good game. Coutinho world class, Sturridge too - when he is fully fit. One more good match and we can enjoy summer. /u/My_dog_is_red

Sturridge hugging Klopp, smiling and being happy 😌 /u/L33TF0X

http://ift.tt/2rKkZtv /u/_cumblast_

38 - Liverpool 3 Middlesborough 0

Can we just take a moment to appreciate SIMON MIGNOLET. The guy has had a shaky past and cost us a lot of points but he stepped up massively and his confidence stabilized the entire defence often. Really solid finish to the seaso from thr team! /u/bacary_lasagna

me saying bye to the europa league: http://ift.tt/2t3vGLv /u/ChickenNuggutz

MOTM was the new kit cos it's sexy as fuck /u/ShadowRock9

Sure the win was swell, but what I'm most excited about is that, despite Lucas and Moreno playing, we finished the game with 0 cards, meaning… WE WON THE F***ING FAIR PLAY TROPHY /u/Rasta_Jack

Edit 1: Formatting

Edit 2: Cheers for the gold anon! Would've liked to have put it towards the new CB fund but I'll take it!!

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