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METAL ON TAPES P2 ⚔️!

megadeth - killing is my business…and business is good! (1984)

metallica - kill ‘em all (1983)

W.A.S.P - show no mercy (1984)

ratt - out of the cellar (1984)

cannibal corpse - butchered at birth (1991)

deicide - deicide - (1990)

hellhammer - apocalyptic raids (1984)

bathory - under the sun of the black mark (1987)

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when the gummy hits and it was stronger than expected

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so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

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unstoppable force (wanting to talk and share interests with people) vs immovable object (so very little social energy and a whole lot of social anxiety)

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CORY VALUING THE SOCIAL GAME OVER COMPETITIONS OH HOW I’VE MISSED HIS MIND

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“Maybe we should just fuck.”

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I’m just gonna leave this here with one small edit: obviously you’re allowed to dislike her. But let’s aknowledge that the assholes on Twitter love to discount her identity and her background so they can twist their dislike for her into something it’s not.

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“Love one another”

BB fans to production

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did bowie jane just drop a regular ass ball in

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Julie not noticing America had one in for a while and not noticing Felicia had two in at all...

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Again, it's mindblowing to me that FBJ was still able to keep this "harmless goat" reputation after these comp performances. Completely ridiculous

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My nightmare is doing math on live television

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FUCKING BOWIE JANE!