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It's always funny seeing reposted eve6 tweets doing numbers on Tumblr like I wonder if he knows how popular he is over here and I likewise wonder how many people on Tumblr realize that eve6 is a band and not just a political commentary account
#listen to tongue tied or the heart in a belnder song or androgyne friend#eve6#i saw eve6 on tour with WATU (trans ska punk band) and Jake Flores (communist comedian) and it was and will forever be my fav 'concert'#it was an incredibly small concert and there were two right wingers at a table next to us heckling the other performers#they were obviously just there for eve6 because nostalgia band from the 90s#but the lead singer for eve6 just told them off!!!!!! embarassed the hell out of them#he was like 'do you think i'm touring with these folks for money? no! i do it because i love what theyre doing!'#max is so rad#nyklos is typing#ALSO IF YOURE A DCI PERSON Skatune network/jer/jer hunter is the trombonist for watu who toured with them#i know yall dci folks follow me so listen to eve6 for being barely tangental
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silly card redraw <3
#Akito. Stop maxing out on 4*.#dude im serious I canât pull for all of them AND your girlfriendâs#This set is rad#I got a glimpse of what the hairstyle looks on aki and was slightly disappointed#Thought that might be my glimpse of it so idk yet#project sekai#akito shinonome#vivid bad squad#shinonome akito#lyn-neâs art#project sekai fanart
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I'll never stop thinking about the interactions we could have gotten with Maximus if his lore hadn't turned into misery. (possibly purposefully by admins). He could have had a home in the mexican village!!! Fifth parent of sunny / getting spanish egg with willy & luzu?? Been hunted by Tallulah / Dapper for sport as they desperately longed for Spanish enrichment when their white dads were asleep.
#qsmp#qsmp maximus#okay the last one is mostly a joke#but I do think about all the cool interactions maximus could have gotten into#and while I think he would have done better with a spanish egg#he and sunny could have had some RAD interactions with their insecurities and feelings of like not belonging#and UGH#and while Id curse tubbo on no one who isn't fluent#it'd be nice for max to have someone who's also willing to be like#square up federation right to their faces#and there's just alkdsjflasdkjf#mouse and max#I will not explain any further#also max as sunny parent could maybe get him talking to charlie more#talking about the code#and also like maybe?#the grief of losing children from early on??#and the rep that got you????#I have so many feelings maxxo why you gotta be dead#don't you know that IIIIIIIIIII#WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#+
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havenât written anything else for the fallout au/pipberry because i canât figure out what mia would be doing in this universe. she must sacrifice/have sacrificed something big to fit her leaving hearst high behind/angering her father in high school story but nothing comes to mind.
#plus autumn and ezra ref sheets Are ready i just donât like how ezra looks like and i havenât bothered fixing it lmaoo#koh is either an ex-raider or one of the kings. king!koh is amazing tbh. pixelberry wouldâve made her a khan#see i had thought of mia being in vegas For Some Reason. you can easily make a hearst/daughter of the principal parallel here actually#and then she leaves vegas. For Some Reason. what if she has a caravan now. in the wild west quest sheâs a prospectorâŚ#in hss she leaves because sheâs tired of her father and she wants to help the mc WAIT#what IF miaâs family had Something to do with vault tec#and then wes and mc go after the warrens in vegas after they werenât able to find the PIE device nowhere in the nearby vaults#<- not directly. theyâd walk around a Lot before being pointed towards vegas/the warrens lmaooo. thinking like a video game i mean#i mean. directly if they somehow think of it prior to being pointed towards vegas. ANYWAY!!#and then idk they meet max or whatever. they never meet principal warren In The Flesh#and max is max not wasting time typing about him#and then mia decides to help them. Somehow.. and then she leaves vegas afterwards to help them so now itâs the three of them#is this okay. still needs workshopping but i think it makes sense omg..#pipberry#rad school story#also ibe placed the au a little bit before the events in new vegas so prior to 2177#not because i love new vegas or anything đ but because itâs set in the west coast .#ALSO. if koh were a king she could help them here too.. navigate freeside and get into vegas..
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This was a lot of fun! I tried to give him expressions that more or less matched how he'd feel about the hair style.
And here's the blank meme!
#For the areas that aren't just solid red his hair lightens as it ages#so if he never cuts his hair the front will eventually become white#except for right at the scalp where there may be some new growth even if a max length is reached#The spottiness of it is just because the cells don't all lighten at the exact same rate#he really likes it so he favors hairstyles that let him show it off#ANYWAY#oc#Tandamet#Rad#ref#awash#memes
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aughghghghh... tiny detail i just noticed on rewatching SDT again... Meghan & Allison's matching yin/yang necklaces...
#feeling insane again sorry. i wasn't rewatching the WHOLE movie but. scenes while making gifs. anyways.#meghan plays such a small role in the movie like out of the named characters but she compels me so. her dead girl charm#like truly she just wanted to vibe. hosting her bestie's birthday party. offering up a page from the bible to roll a joint. made her own#sound effects while playing around with the sword & called it 'fucking rad'. she was JUST trying to have a good time#but also something something zach & josh's friendship deteriorating because of actions that while accidental still were Of Their Own Doing#but allison & meghan's friendshipâand meghan's lifeâbeing casualties. collateral damage in that fallout. something something the way that#guilt and grief can extend so far beyond the people initially impacted if left unchecked/improperly addressed#grandpa max is god? i go to church now
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Inazuma Chara Daily n.62
Name: Bahamusu
Gender: Male
Series: IE GO Chrono Stone
Team: Protocol Omega 3.0
Role: Midfielder
Number: 5
Element: Earth
Personality: calm, steadfast, fighter
"His quiet demeanour hides a fighting spirit. Nothing gets past him."
#inazuma eleven#inazuma eleven go#ie chara daily#inazuma eleven go chrono stone#bahamusu#protocol omega 3.0#midfielder chara#earth chara#blonde is his regular form the other one is mixi maxed with zanark#this guy seems huge i dig that#the mixi max form is rad#sad they got his nose rip đ#LIKE CMON THE DUDE BEHIND HIM HAS SO MUCH NOSE WHY IS HE WITHOUT QHSJFJFKCM
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For real.
Look at how clean the deliniations between paths are from above!
It looks like they took a great deal of care to shape the shrubs to manipulate the atmosphere in different sections.
400 hundred year old abandoned maze in Spain.
#so rad#maxed out Gardening skill#have you ever had to do even basic shrub maintenance?#shrubs Do Not Care For Your Attitude#that plant will fight you over a simple trim#respect to the gardeners#I'm impressed and so should you
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MC as a Dating Sim Character
An AU in which the seven brothers knew you as a dating sim character from a game they love to play so much. Has nearly the same functions as the Obey Me app.Â
It started off as a trend in Devildom, a new app that a lot of citizens and RAD students play with recently. Great reviews when it came to the storyline and the characters. The brothers gave it a shot and surprisingly became attached to it. The reason? You.
Levi is the first to fall down that rabbit hole because heâs been waiting for this gameâs release for a while now. He saw the roster of dating sim candidates and he fell for you first. Something about your design was alluring to him and when he finally had the app downloaded, he spent the first night playing the storyline to understand you. Learning your lore is what made him fall even harder to the point he has a shelf dedicated to your merch. He grinded so hard to upgrade all your cards (he definitely got those UR and UR+ ones)
Asmo started playing when he saw the trends about it and he wanted to jump on that bandwagon. Play the game and talk about the characters, which ones he like and whatnot right? It was easy, but when it came to your character he found himself playing on the game longer than he wants to admit. His fans can immediately tell whose Asmoâs favorite character is with how much he talked about you in his videos. He makes sure to get all the pretty skins that get released because in his opinion, thereâs not a single outfit that doesnât look good on you.Â
Mammon plays the game as well when he attempted to sneak into Levi's room to sell something and ended up finding his brotherâs merch of you. Mammon doesnât want to admit how many hours heâs spent on the game trying to max out the affection level with you. Definitely spent so much money to get the UR cards since he canât grind as much as Levi does, and heâll buy those limited gifts to hear those special voice lines from you.
Satan gets curious and downloads it because heâs wondering how good was this game to even make Mammon lessen his casino gambling habits. The storyline is great, but the writing for your character was what made Satan stay in the game. He doesnât hesitate in approaching Levi to ask about the game mechanics and tips, and Satan has it covered from there. He focuses on the story to get as much lore he could out of you. He wants to learn about every single fact about his favorite character.Â
The twins played at the same time, and itâs funny how they both ended up liking the same character. They found out when they were playing the game together and saw you were their home screen character. Beel loves listening to your voice lines while he works out to motivate himself, while Belphie always has your voice lines wishing him goodnight that he uses to fall asleep with.Â
Lucifer will never tell anyone that he plays the game. Not as much as his brothers though, this is something he wants to do in his free time or when heâs alone in his private study, heâs more casual about this than others. Your character is honestly pleasant company, itâs nice to hear you cheer him on while he works. Though heâs sure that if his brothers knew he found comfort in a dating sim character, they would mock him for sure (even if theyâre all the same).
Though something weird happens one day when all users log in the app. Levi is practically screaming when he runs out of the room with distraught in his face. Youâre his home screen character, but for some odd reason youâre not where youâre supposed to be. He thought maybe itâs the game being laggy, but you donât reappear no matter how many times he refreshes the app.Â
The brothers are just in shock, phones on the table during breakfast to check what was going on exactly. Your cards are all glitched out and corrupted, though everyone elseâs was fine. People are wondering if this was all part of the game, if thereâs some sort of event or what but thereâs nothing. Itâs like the game actively tried to erase you.
The devs eventually released a statement that due to some complications and unforeseen circumstances, the game will be deleted. Of course a lot of people are outraged, why would the devs suddenly discontinue the game in the middle of its peak? It was gaining a lot of attention and some people have already spent so much money for it. Everything was just unfair when thereâs no answers.
Despite any attempts to keep the game, it was somehow deleted from everyoneâs phone. Levi only has some of his screenshots and recordings to keep, whining from time to time as he looks longingly on his merch line. Some brothers sulk more than others, though theyâre all upset regardless. Why you? Why did it have to be you specifically? You suddenly disappeared from the game, and they never knew why. With the game gone, there doesnât seem to be a way for them to get their answers.Â
Satan wanted to use his connections to figure out the truth, try to find the devs to get the answers everyone is looking for. The truth seemed much more disappointing for Satan though, learning that the devs actually didnât know either where your character went. They thought it was a virus at first, but all your data was just missing. No matter how hard they tried to fix it, there was nothing they could do. They canât handle running a faulty game, so they chose to discontinue and start fresh.Â
Some fans would probably be thrilled to hear a new game already in the works, but it doesnât feel the same. Youâre the character that these brothers were invested in. Thereâs just something about you and your charms that had them drawn in the game, so the brothers werenât exactly excited hearing about the new set of characters. Clearly it upsets the demons.
Thatâs until Lucifer called the brothers to Diavoloâs castle, as thereâs some sort of emergency that requires their attention. Lucifer drags each and every one of their brothers out of their rooms, they can pout and whine about you later.Â
Diavolo called in all of them, talking about that dating game that took Devildom by storm once. No matter how hard they tried to hide it, the young prince knew that each and everyone of them were playing it. Theyâre all embarrassed at being caught, but surely theyâre not here just to be exposed by Diavolo right? He says that an unexpected guest has been found in Devildom recently, bringing the boys to a room in a castle.
There you are, standing in the room in front of the seven demons that are staring at you with awe. Youâre here⌠in Devildom? At first they thought you were just some cosplayer, but the way you introduced yourself and your name was the same as the one in the game. Thereâs no way youâre real, but all the evidence is standing right in front of them.Â
Diavolo says that heâs entrusting you in the care of the seven demon brothers. Barbatos somehow knew that you were all of their favorites, so they probably know what you like and how to take care of you. Maybe it would be a good idea.Â
To be continued⌠i think?
#MC Reverse AU#i would be mad as hell too if my favorite character was gone#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall-we-date-obey-me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me headcanons#obey me scenarios
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Bugstuck mituna would be so totally rad to the maxâŚ
sure!!! *heir doom song plays* heres your totally rad 2 the max gamebro!!!!
#homestuck#buggy trolls#bugstuck#mituna captor#yellowblood#i feel like his character as in the comic is kinda ableist but i do like that people love him a lot#when i get asks my philosophy is to assume that people like just want to see characters they like and might have interpretations or#reimagine the characters that are better#everyone has reasons to love the characters they do#i just wanna make ppl requesting characters happy thats my feelin ok bye
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Little obey me headcanons (pt3)
(Pt4)
A/n: uhhh not really sure what to say here, but Iâm glad my posts are getting the attention similar to what I had when I first picked up writing fanfics and headcaons. Thank all of you so much hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas.
As MC spends more time in the Devildom and makes more pacts with the brothers, theyâll start to have a slightly more evil look to them. Get what I mean? Like how Megan Fox has âevil beauty.â However its not as visible, theyâll still look like your normal boring human first glance.
âThe celestials know every language in the human wor-â *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* Sorry but I respectfully hate this headcaon with all my heart, it doesnât make sense. Sure these guys are immortal powerful beings that have lived for millions and billions of years, but they donât even keep up with the human world like that and thatâs CANON. Also if weâre looking at it through their perspective where as a hundred years is literally just a couple of blinks, humans would be making new languages every second.
They probably know 2-6 MAX, and thatâs not me underestimating them thatâs me saying that they either donât have the time or will to care about 7,139 OFFICIAL languages there are in the human world. But enough of that letâs dive into the languages that they can speak.
Lucifer: English, French, Italian. and a little bit of Japanese due to Levi but not enough to be fluent. Mammon: English, Spanish. Levi: English, Korean, Japanese, and sign language. (idk if that counts) Satan: English, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Arabic. Asmodeus: English, French (mainly because he thinks it sounds hot đ) Beelzebub: English and German. Belphie: English, Spanish, German (because of Beel), Japanese. Diavolo: English,Italian, a bit of Spanish but not enough to be fluent. Barbatos: Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, English, French. Simeon+Luke: English right now but Luke wants to learn Spanish.
Solomon is probably the type of person to wake up at 12:30 in the afternoon whenever possible. Mf probably has an alarm set for that exact time too, and when you ask where heâs been for like half of the day heâll tilt his head to the side and be like âI was sleeping????â
I feel like we can all come to a sort of mutual understanding of this, but the brothers fan clubs and MC do not mix well together like at all.
âAsmo, get your crazy ass fans under control! Theyâre fucking insane!â
âOh they canât possibly be that bad dear! Theyâre MY fans after all!â
âI let it slip that we had a date planned for this Saturday and one of them threatened to cut me before calling me a warm toilet seat!â
âOh.â
Asmodeus, Barbatos, and Simeon call you Hon/Honey sometimes.
For all of your RAD classes, every brother except Lucifer shares at least ONE class with you. Also all of the exchange students are in the same Main classes.
Everyone is a tad bit insane about you, just a little bit, a sprinkle if you will. No I am not explaining this.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me x reader#obey me diavolo#obey me!#mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me x mc#obey me asmodeus#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me mc#obey me swd
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hello mod! i have found this Miku figure that i can hardly find any info on, she's called "Snow Miku in Summer" and even has a fake nendo based on her. she could be a garage kit but there's no listing of her in MFC...
it's driving me nuts a bit cause she's pretty cute, do you by chance know anything about her? :o
I think mmaayyybbeeeee I found her??
She seems to be 1/7 scale "Snow in Summer ver." but I can't find any more info
I've seen a boxed image that says she's made by Max Factory but in my brief search I only saw her for sale on AliExpress/Amazon so how legit that is is up to debate (â_â)
If anyone else knows more help would super rad!!
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The Game
Mammon x fem!reader smut
Summary: in which you play a naughty game with the Avatar of Greed and lose but you still gets a reward anyway.
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Minors and ageless blogs DNI or youâll be blocked
CW: use of toys, facefucking, public sex, cream pie, light degradation, implied breeding kink (ig) exhibition kink i think I got everything
Imagine playing a game with your favorite demon. Itâs just a small simple game: youâll both wear a vibrating toy for the entirety of the day and who ever cums first is at the mercy of the winner- they have to do what ever the winner asks for 24 hours starting from the end of the game. Sounds easy, right? And thatâs how you hook him into your fun.
Mammon agrees- always so eager to see you bend to his will. Heâs already thinking about what heâll make you do when he wins. Some of those thoughts are innocent, others are more naughty however. He doesnât quite realize what heâs signing himself up for just yet. Doesnât realize that when you play these kinds games you play for keeps.
You smile sweetly as you tape the toy around his cock. This is all part of your plan. You want to see him coming undone over and over again when you win and youâll do anything to make that happen.
You slip your own toy inside easily, nestling it just right against your g-spot, and hand him the control to it. Youâve got the control to his and you both click them on to the lowest setting and go about your day.
As you sit in the classes you share at RAD, you take great pleasure in dialing up the intensity on him suddenly for a few seconds. Watching him try to hide the gasp he lets out while subtly readjusting his very obvious erection is entertaining- especially when he returns the favor.
Youâll give the demon credit for his resolve and self-control. You thought for sure by lunch at the latest, heâd have made a nice little mess in his slacks for you to clean up but the both of you are still going strong in your little competition.
Itâs when you arrive back at the House of Lamentation that another idea pops into your mind. There was a new club in the red-light district youâd been wanting to drag Mammon to so once you two drop off your school bags and change into something much more appropriate for a club, thatâs where you head.
The atmosphere is charged with sexual energy the minute you walk in. Erotic moans and lewd slapping of skin against skin fills your ears and turns you on even more than the constant hum of the vibrator inside you.
Mammon knows exactly what youâre doing the moment, you push him down onto one of the many couches and staddle him. He opens his mouth to playfully accuse you of cheating in your guyâs game, but you silence him by turning the intensity of his vibrations to max. The demonâs head falls back as he moans, hips jolting up against yours to seek more friction to which you only smile and oblige with a roll of your own. His body is shaking with the way you grind against the tent in his pants, slow at first, but then growing in intensity and speed.
He looks up at you with such pretty, hooded eyes, pupils blown out in lust. The sight of you above him, clearly enjoying yourself as you hump his clothed cock, makes his balls tighten with anticipation of stuffing your pretty pussy full of his cum. He just needs to hold on just a little bit longer. You have to finish first.
And finish first you do, when Mammon has enough of the one-sided torture and turns the vibrations inside you to the highest setting. You make such a pretty mess all over his lap as your hips jerk and twitch. Your release soaks right through the lovely lace panties and leaves a sopping wet patch on the front his pants.
With the game won, Mammon smirks in victory as he lifts you up and lays you on the couch. He leaves your toy on allowing it to drive you toward overstimulation as he takes the remote from your hand and switches his off.
âLooks like ya lost, treasure,â that shit-eating grin never falls from his face. âYou know what that means, right?â
You nod as your eyes watch his hands undo his pants and pull his leaking cock out.
âOpen.â
You obey the simple command as he thrusts roughly into your hot, wet mouth. Mammonâs eyes flutter closed as he exhales a sigh of relief and itâs not long before the demon is chasing his own high, using that pretty mouth of yours as his own personal fleshlight.
âYâre gonna be my perfect lilâ cumdumpster tonight, got it?â
The sound of your agreement only excites him further as the coil that had been winding in his stomach all day finally snaps and thick spurts of his pearlescent release shoot down your throat.
He rides out his first high with slow thrusts, eyes rolling back every time you swallow around him until he withdraws.
âOn your knees, baby.â He smirks as you submit, his hands smoothing up your drenched thighs and pushing your skirt out of his way. Your panties go next, giving the demon and unobstructed view of you weeping cunt, clenching and unclenching around the toy still lodged inside.
Mammon pulls out the device setting it on the couch as he mounts you like an animal in heat. His dick glides in easily, all the fluids making a squelching sound and he sets a brutal pace from the get go.
You gasp as you try to rock back into him to get the demon as deep as possible. Watching the other demons around you participating in their own sexual escapades or other stopping theirs to watch the two of you makes you clench impossibly harder around Mammonâs cock.
âYou like beinâ watched? Like all of these losers see how good I fuck this pussy?â He laughs as you nod a loud squeal of pleasure erupts from you has his fingers work roughly around your clit. âDirty little slut. Since you wanna be watched so bad, letâs give âem a show.â
Mammon changes your positions. Youâre sitting on his lap, facing the crowd of onlookers as he holds your legs open for all to see how your cunt greedily swallows his shaft. He bounces you easily on his lap. Up and down, up and down. It makes your eyes roll back in your head as you arch your back.
It feels so good, the way the veins in his girthy shaft rub so sweetly against every sensitive spot in your needy pussy, how his cockhead bullies your g-spot relentlessly. It makes your toes curl and your core begin to tighten unbearably. You try to warn him that youâre about to cum, but one glance at everyone around you, pleasuring themselves to your downright pornographic display, sends you over the edge.
An absolutely mind blowing orgasm washes over your body goes taut and you scream out. Your release gushes out of you soaking the couch beneath you as you feel Mammon pull you down once more and fill your spasming cunt with his thick seed enough for it to dribble out and down his balls.
Your body shakes as you slowly start to come down and heave ragged breaths. You can hear him chuckle in your ear.
âOh, Baby, we ainât done yet.â
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If I may butt in with my 15 years of playing and gaming experience...
Don't! worry about memorizing all of your spells and abilities.
Do! look over your sheet before the session and ask questions if you need to. :) Coming prepared (with your stuff) shows the DM that you care, and makes me (at least) hella motivated.
Don't! worry about being an amazing player or role player at the start.
Do! try!! We love to see it, and the comfort comes with time. It's awkward until it isn't, and we've all been there.
Don't! wait around silently after your DM explains a room, NPC, etc. (it makes me hella awkward at least )
Do! feel free to:
restate what they said (for clarification)
ask questions (for spelling, distance, details, etc)
and/or ask others what they'd like to do (helps make the game more group oriented)
For combat...
Don't! space out so much that you don't know when your turn is. (Some spacing out is understandable since it takes a bit.)
Do! keep an eye on when your turn is coming up and what your friends are doing. I learned how to play the game by watching others do their turns. This is also a great opportunity to ask other players to help clarify any of your spells, skills and/or abilities that you're thinking of using.
Personal recommendation! I like to have a "default turn" where if I can't think of ANYTHING ELSE to do that's more applicable, I do the default:
Walk to baddie
Smack baddie (until dead)
(if dead) Smack another baddie (if multiple attacks)
Apply whatever weapons etc you have. Having a default like this makes me so relaxed during a session because when in doubt... I already have my turn planned.
Don't stress! Do have fun :)
Do you have any tips for someone whoâs about to start playing DND? Itâs me, Iâm someone whoâs about to start playing DND
Ehh I'm not an expert per se, but I'd say don't worry too much about memorising every detail and every spell etc - if your DM is a nice one they'll be okay with you fumbling things until you get the hang of it đ
Also maybe don't have your character too set in stone? I personally find it easier to RP a character with some room to wiggle for the first few sessions (leave aspects of their personality or background to fill later) so that I'm not too conditioned by the fear of being OOC while I'm warming up to them
#srry i just love this game and have onboarded so many newbies into it#i just love onboarding newbies#being someones first dm is such a good time#example of the âdefault turnâ idea with my girl vigil:#use special feat to cast Booming Blade on hammer w/ bonus action#action smack a bitch#i only get 1 smack cause shes a cleric#if it hits apply crusher feat to knock 5' back if large or smaller creature#roll that beautiful damage (its so much yall)#and i have it noted on my sheet as the full amount cause ive reorganized my info so its clearer#if crits apply Tempest cleric Max thunder damage roll to get that JUICY double dice damage#if you kill the baddie scoot on over to the bext one and leer menacingly#rinse and repeat!#as you can see ive applied a lot of what makes vigil's build different and special#but its a really steady turn that i can use if none of my spells and/or effects are really helpful#theres a lot of homebrew going on in this campaign so shes got booming blade despite usually not being allowed it as a cleric#gotta check and make sure i don't get it for free with tempest#if its free then i gotta talk to dm about switching that feat for just... more str or wis#anyways#for my fighter alleyn its similar but not the same (obvs)#it has a lot more if/then statements baked in since hes a mobile battle master fighter and that's pretty different from Vigil#but once youre comfortable (or ask a friend to help) having the default turn makes combat go quicker when youre not doung anything rad
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A List of 45 Things That Annoy Me: Lindsay/Snoopyfemme -March 29, 2007
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This is what happens when I have too much free time, and a permanent pebble in my shoe.
1. The hard, crusty stuff that forms at the bottom of Jello bowls.
2. Falling asleep in the afternoon, waking up in the dark, and wondering what day it is.
3. 9/11 conspiracy theorists. They're just annoying.
4. That Conan O'Brien's haircut is just a rip-off of David Duke's.
5. Getting lost in the woods without chapstick.
6. Any movie with Johnny Depp, no matter how good it is, will be instantly destroyed and vomited on by tweenage romance fanfiction.
7. Liberals that accuse everything conservative of being racist, sexist, bigoted, etc...
8. The stereotype that gamers are testosterone-pumped simpletons, when statistics have proven that 1/3 of gamers are female.
9. Commercials aimed at kids that use outdated slang. "Extreme to the max!!!" "Totally rad!!!"
10. Girls that act stupid in order to be "cute."
11. Not being able to talk one-on-one with a member of the opposite sex without a bystander assuming that we're a couple.
12. Americans who fake European accents in an attempt to appear "cultured."
13. Teenage girl pop stars who are convinced that they are, like TOTALLY punk rock.
14. Trying really hard to take the cap off of a paint pen, only to get the paint all over my hand.
15. Accidentally writing on White-Out that hasn't completely dried yet, causing a semi-liquidy mess.
16. Female magicians never wear pants. They wear that odd tuxedo/leotard thingy with a top hat and fishnet tights. A totally cliched and tired attempt at being sexy.
17. What is that tuxedo/leotard thingy called, anyway?! I feel tempted to call it a "Tuxedotard." Which would also be a great nickname for Sailor Moon's boyfriend.
18. The weirdness of seeing a person in real life who looks almost EXACTLY like a cartoon character. (I could've sworn that was Johnny Bravo I saw by the pool...)
19. Going to a show, but constantly being distracted by a middle-aged couple getting snuggly in the seats in front of me. Eww. Even worse is when their row is set lower than yours, so your knee gets constantly elbowed.
20. There are 30 girls at my school that look exactly the same. Highlighted blonde hair that goes just past the shoulders, too much eyeliner, a plain-colored shirt with a wrap shirt over it, denim skirt and fuzzy boots....
21. Deciding to watch a movie you really loved as a child, only to fill with disappointment and self-doubt as you realize how much it actually sucked.
22. The taste of Valentine's Day conversation hearts.
23. Accidentally buying low-fat ice cream.
24. That Anna Nicole Smith is a self-exploiting publicity whore even after she's dead.
25. Constant news reports of "ZOMG, teacher molested a student!" All the cases are the same, and besides, IT'S NOT NEWS.
26. People who think you're Satan if you eat at McDonald's.
27. Hearing random people yelling your name in the hallway as you walk past, with absolutely no idea who those people are.
28. Having to explain to your mom what an MMORPG is.
29. People don't realize that David Duke is an incredibly intelligent man - they just remember him as an ex-KKK. And that was 30 years ago.
30. Teachers who smile at me when I'm trying to give them an alibi.
31. Accidentally getting jabbed in the hip by a table corner.
32. People who quote Borat, and think they're actually funny for doing so.
33. Hearing your parents talking about you in the other room.
34. Trying to explain Masonic rite and ritual to a cheerleader.
35. People on the internet, who in an argument with you, bring up things you said almost a year ago.
36. That really painful burning sensation you get if you've scratched your nostril too hard.
37. People who wear really cheap body spray seem to always put on too much.
38. Female celebrities who try to look like Marilyn Monroe. (I have no problem, however, with male celebrities who do the same.:lol:)
39. Misuse of the word "emo." Emo is a style of music and clothing, not the condition of being sad or depressed.
40. Having a swastika-shaped scar on my butt.
41. Diet soda completely ruins the purpose of soda.
42. Messages on your computer that constantly remind you of software upgrades. No thank you.
43. Those same software upgrade messages that force you to either click "Yes, I would like to upgrade" or "No thank you, please remind me later."
44. When attractive members of the opposite sex wave to the person behind you.
45. The song "Bones" by The Killers sounds a little like it's about necrophilia. Creepy.
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Hi I saw your requests are open you donât have to write anything if you donât want to but I had this idea and I wanted to share
I was thinking of meting Charles on Monaco maybe during Sumer break or something, and being a little homesick so he decides to take us to a bookstore (sorry I just like to rad a lot you can change the place) and just talking about like a book he likes and just sitting on the floor with him looking for something to read and getting romantic
Idk if it makes sense but thank you and have a nice day/night
Home is Where You Are
Charles leclerc x reader
Genre: fluff
Request: Yes! I hope you enjoy it, I thought the idea was super cute! I'm open for Max, Charles, Lando, Oscar, George, and Daniel. Also, up for poly fics if anyone is interested. (If you have too much love to go around, clap your hands)
Summary: living with Charles is a dream come true. Longing for home, though, can strike anyone. Good thing he's there to help you through it until you can find time to go visit.
Warnings: home sickness, straight fluff
Notes: written in second person. Likes, comments, and reblogs are always appreciated!
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You and Charles had been together for a while now. Managing to do some long distance when you couldn't travel with him.
Now you were engaged, and you said yes. Knowing you wanted to spend the rest of your life with him.
You traveled more now. Finding yourself in different countries for the majority of the year. But you always went back home when you could. The family and familiarity bringing you comfort.
When Charles asked you to move in with him, you'd been happy. The two of you now completely together. Ready to share your lives with each other.
You were lucky you could take your job anywhere. The traveling often helping provide inspiration for your novel.
Charles made sure you felt comfortable in his, now yours as well, apartment. Making sure you had your favorite foods. He purchased an entire bookshelf just for you. He even stockpiled the apartment with soft blanket.
It was a dream come true for you.
You loved it. Waking up with Charles. Eating breakfast with him. Not having to FaceTime him to say goodnight for half the year.
When the summer break for formula 1 came around, you found yourself wanting to go back to your home country. You'd been back in Monaco for less than a week, but the days had you missing things you didn't realize you would.
You liked it in Monaco. It's your home now. But it didn't stop your mind from wandering back to the streets you grew up on. To your friends and family. The shops you frequented.
That's how Charles found you. Sitting at the table, staring into your cup of tea. Lost in the world of your subconscious.
"Mon Amour? Are you alright?"
His voice dragged out out of your thoughts. Your eyes dragging themselves to his face as he found a spot next to you.
He knew something was wrong. There was really no point in trying to lie when it was written all over your body.
You run your finger around the rim of your glass. Taking comfort in Charles nimble fingers running up and down your arm.
"Just a bit homesick, I guess." You confessed. Sighing at your relentless thoughts. Pulling your heart deeper into its sad state.
Charles hums in response. Considering what you'd said to him. "I think I know how to cheer you up." He smirks.
Charles couldn't take you back to your home country currently. You'd been working ridiculously hard, and he'd been busy doing sim work. He'd get you there soon, but for now, he'd settle for trying to get your mind off things.
An hour later, you were dressed and walking down the streets of Monaco. Nonclue where Charles was taking you. Just giggling as he held your hand and pulled you along with him. The two of you are making conversation about anything that pops into your heads.
Charles was basking in the warmth of your smile. So much so that he almost missed his intended destination. A little corner store with a vintage looking sign reading 'Nook's Books'.
"Here we are." He smiled and opened the door for you. A little bell rang to alert the owner that someone had entered.
Charles watched as your mouth opened in awe. Taking in the shelves lined top to bottom with books new and old. "I thought you might like it."
"Why did I never know about this?"
"It's hidden away, so those who don't know the city will have a harder time finding it. It's our own little corner of peace." He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "I was going to surprise you right before the wedding."
It didn't take long for you to grab Charles' hand and lead him down the rows of books.
You'd found many books that you liked and had picked a spot on the floor to look through them.
Charles couldn't help but admire you. On the floor surrounded by books. You looked adorable in his eyes.
He plopped down next to you and spread out his arms and legs. Inviting you without words to come rest your body against his. You happy oblige. Crawling into the safety of his arms.
You spent hours in the small store. Charles listening intently as you either talked about a book or read chapters from one.
The twobof you finally left when the store was about to close. Having spent so much time there that it was now dark outside. The streets illuminated with the orangey hue of lampposts.
Charles spun you around as you walked, Making you giggle. Completely unbothered by the nightlife of Monaco.
When you two made it to the outside of the apartment building, Charles pulled you into him.
"I know I can't get you back to your family right now, but are you feeling a bit better?"
"Yes, thank you, for everything." Your eyes met his soft gaze.
"No thanks needed. I was simply doing my job." He chuckled. Leaning in closer to you.
Finally, his lips landed on yours. A loving kiss shared between you two. But this time, when he kissed you, you knew Charles was your home.
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