#matthew x paul

[scaryfangirl2001]

Woodsmoke and Penguins (fanfic, 582 WC)

@flufftober

The crisp Seattle air promises hoodie weather. As the sun dips below the horizon, leaving streaks of orange and pink, the city settles into a quiet evening. Street lamps flicker on, casting a warm glow on cobblestone pathways. In a cozy apartment, Paul, a storyteller with a twinkle in his eye, sits with Matthew, his husband. Matthew is loading a box of penguin plushies, smiling as he cleans them from where they're scattered around the living room after another wholesome prank. Their Labrador, Mr. Maple, suddenly prances over with a shoe in his mouth. He traipses over Matthew as he cleans, making Paul erupt into laughter. 

Once the room is clean so Paul can get by, Matthew leads Maple into the bedroom where the dog has his bed at the foot of the husbands' bed. Matthew slips on his favorite hoodie as Paul engages Maple in a one-sided conversation, his voice full of joy and love. When the husbands settle on their bed, Matthew notices Paul’s mismatched socks. He immediately teases him about it, reaching out to lightly trace his fingers over Paul’s feet, making him squirm and giggle.

"Matthew!" Paul exclaims, amusement and fondness in his voice. "I am not!"

Although he argues, he knows Matthew is right. His fingers reach out to touch his socks, feeling the different textures.

“I'm not sure how it happens," he says, shaking his head, "It's like magic.”

Matthew’s quiet laughter rings out. He leans down, cupping Paul's cheek, and then  gently pulls Paul’s fingers away from his socks, tracing the outline of his hand. Paul leans into the contact, only for Matthew to reach out with his other hand and start manually wiggling his husband's toes through the fabric.

“Matthew!" Paul laughs again. “You’re playing with my little piggies!”

“You’re such a goofball,” he says in a voice filled with love.

Outside, the city hums. Inside their haven, the world slows down. As night deepens, Paul nestles closer to Matthew, finding solace in his warmth. Amid plushies and mismatched socks, they are simply two souls bound by love. Before the men drift to sleep,  Mr. Maple’s snores fill the background, and a sense of peace settles.  Paul leans down, his hand on Maple’s fur.

“You’re a good boy, Maple,” he sighs, almost caressing the dog as he gently ruffles his ears.

Maple’s tail wags like a metronome, a playful energy emanating from him even in his sleep. Matthew closes his latest book, laughing slightly at the sight of his husband leaning halfway over the bed to pet their dog. Paul hears the other man laugh; the sound makes his heart soar. He feels a tug and knows his husband is ready for bed. He rolls back under the cover and leans into the warmth.

"Woodsmoke," he breathes in the scent, "smells nice."

"That's not all it smells like," Matthew comments offhandedly.

"Oh?" Paul sniffs it again, really breathing it in. "Cinnamon from your candies? Annnnd lavender, from the detergent?"

Matthew lets out a little huff that could be construed as a laugh. "It smells like you."

Paul hums sleepily, his fingers tracing Matthew’s body beneath the hoodie.

"Get cozy?" Matthew whispers as he turns off the lights.

Paul leans closer, squeezing him lightly. "You're my human Snuggie."

Matthew hums, melting into his husband's embrace. “You’re adorable,” he whispers, leaning in to press a kiss to Paul's forehead. He knows Paul loves this touch.

Paul hums back, and the two husbands drift off to sleep.

[toringo]

I have no excuse

[estchiyu]

back at it with the fop:anw x qsmp au 💪💪

[xxbimboboyxx]

Emma and her favorite white boy, this has inaccurate height difference sadly 😞

Also black emma hence rhe caption

[kirchefuchs]

(Paul voice) Hey Ted, what ya got there?

I had to at least try to draw Black Book accurate Tinky, so here's that. I really like how he turned out honestly. He's very silly ♡

[tjwritesfanfics]

Every Universe Masterlist 🌌

A collection of burbs where you fall in love with MGG in every universe.

This is just a way for me to appreciate MGG while I am watching every movie in his filmography.

Main Masterlist

Universe One *Criminal Minds*

You and Spencer are on your way home from a case dealing with multiple universes and you have a very important question to ask him.

"Do you think we are together in every universe?"

Universe Two *68 Kill*

Chip Taylor is done with women... Yeah right.

Universe Three *Zoe*

Micheal thought it was just the Benysol that made him love her, scared it would be more.

Universe Four *500 Days of Summer*

Paul has always loved you ever since day one (basically the reader is Robin in this universe.)

Universe Five *RV*

Joe Joe seems smitten with the girl in the RV next to his family’s, but really bad at talking to her.

Universe Six *Beginner's Luck*

You didn't think he noticed you, but turns out he did.

Universe Seven *Band of Robbers*

If Tom Sawyer's schemes don't kill Joe Harper, you just might.

Universe Eight *Life After Beth*

You really hated Kyle Orfman, but turns out he may not be so horrible.

Universe Nine *Suburban Gothic*

You are getting tired of your no rent paying roommate, Harold the ghost, so you seek the help of the supernatural investigator in town. You just didn't know it was your childhood crush.

Universe Ten *How to be a serial killer*

Bart is happy to find out the cute girl, who always rents 13 going on 30 every Friday, is into the same things he is.

Universe Eleven *Newness*

Being new parents isn’t easy, but there is no one else Paul would rather be doing it with.

Universe Twelve *King Knight*

Thorn’s upbringing was horrible, it felt like betrayal at first, but you weren’t going to let your leader face his demons alone. Your loyalty has him questioning everything around him.

Universe Thirteen *Hot Air*

Lesley is heartbroken. After watching Summer marry Bradley, he didn’t think he could love again. You proved him wrong.

Universe Fourteen *Rumple Buttercup*

You were so excited for the annual Pajama-jam Cotton Candy Pancake parade and more importantly, to work up the courage to talk to the creature with green skin, five crooked teeth, and the banana peel on his head.

This is a purely a friendship blurb only!

Universe Fifteen *Actors*

On an interview with Matthew, he reveals some important information about your relationship and characters.

(Banners by cafekitsune)

[freshlypizza]

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals if it were a British Comedy

Paul Matthews = Jack Whitehall

Emma Perkins = Diane Morgan

Ted Spankoffski = Mike Wozniak

Bill Woodward = Paterson Joseph

Charlotte Sweetly = Olivia Colman

Alice Woodward = Charlotte Ritchie

Henry Hidgens = Peter Capaldi

Sam Sweetly = Simon Pegg

Only did the main-ish cast, as if I did the extra characters I would be here for a while

This is (technically) a continuation of the Six Idiots as the LiB and i plan to do all the Hatchetfield shows so if you have any suggestions please let me know and I will credit you :)

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 1 | Okay. Okay...Okay! Okay.

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey, Kayvan, Matt, Mark, and Paul at FX and Vanity Fair's 2024 Pre-Emmys party.

Harvey wore his sheer Christian Dior coat from his IRK Magazine photoshoot with Robert Ascroft, paired with the corset from his Christian Siriano look for Pride Across America.

[inkwell-illustrations]

I'm VERY normal about them!

temp by me :)

[its-short-for-jackalope]

Paul finally got Ted that chai iced tea. <3

click for quality!

drawing request for @midnight-shipping

[toringo]

uh … paulkotho and its just Pokey being an utter menace to Paul in his daily life. Better if Pokey shows up with an overload of blue roses and blue shit and Paul is just absolutely done with this blue shit man who wants him to sing.

You have no idea how fun it was... Thank you so much for the request and sorry to be so late!!

[xxbimboboyxx]

Paulkins is like attacking me istg

Song: Necromancin’ Dancin’ by bear ghost

[shortcakesturns]

𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐒 & 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 - 𝐌. 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎 𝟐

𝐀 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄!𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐂

𝐘/𝐍, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤.

inspired by @chemicalsturniolo and their zombie triplets stuff! <3

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤!𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭, 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭, 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃.

Matt had one thing in his way, your father. Your beloved daddy as you called him. Since you and Matt met in the cornfield that night. Him staggering looking to feed on someone, he laid eyes on you and knew you were the girl he needed for the rest of his deadly years.

So here he was in church with piles of makeup and special fx makeup you found at the local rundown dollar store behind you in the pue glaring at your father. He listened to every word. He watched every movement until the sermon was over and your father stuck around for some work business.

Matt met up with you outside the church where everyone would gather after service to catch up, he saw you in that sundress, white. Looking as pure as you can be.

Matt was dead, but he wasn’t stupid. Despite the slurred speech he was getting better with lessons each day. People would think he was stupid, if anything he thought you were the stupid one.

Your father’s affair. No, it wasn’t work business, he was fucking the lady next door. His jaw clenched and he slowly made his way over to you limping, his hollow devilish face meeting your bright angelic beaming face.

“Matt!” you lit up like sunshine on an early sunday morning.

“hey sweet…girl.” Matt embraces you as you run into him carefully.

Matt looks over at the glass window meeting eyes with your dad and then the woman next door. “hey..you head….home and I will follow..soon.” he slurred out.

“okay!! i’ll make you some muffins okay? and then we can take off that makeup.” you planted a kiss on his lips. and you turn away but Matt turns towards the church doors.

He walks through the door and bursts into your father’s office, the woman next door legs spread on his desk and him in between.

“M-Matt!! l-listen I can explain..don’t. please don’t tell y/n.” your father stammered.

“save..it..” matt slowly said.

With that Matt began his attack, he was hungry and he was going to fix that by taking away the one thing in his way from properly loving you. Your dad would find out he was a monster one way or another so why not find out on his deathbed? Matt’s teeth sunk into both of their flesh.

After his brutal attack he left the scene without a trace or drop of blood, your father would never diminish you ever again. He wiped his mouth and opened the door to your house.

“hey baby..smells..so good” he smiles and peeled off the special effects makeup.

“really? strawberry, your favorite. umm..matt, your uhh lip it’s f-falling off.” his hand darts to his lip.

“s..hit..” he mutters out.

“no it’s okay I have a sewing kit here somewhere come here, ah there it is.” you searched quickly and then grabbed it and sat Matt on a seat in the dining room.

“hold still.” you began to thread the needle through his lip making sure the pattern was invisible to the naked eye fixing his lip right back up.

“there you go!” you smiles and put your things away.

“wonder when daddy will be home, oh well he said church business may be hours so we are good for now but we gotta hide you as soon as he gets back.” you bring the basket of muffins to set on the table for display.

“yeah…didn’t..see him.” he groaned.

Matt stood up and limped to the stairs ��baby..come here.” You quickly trailed behind him holding him as he went up the stairs, it was hard for him because his right leg beneath his pants was just bone from the decay grasping his body before he rose from the dead.

“you got it baby.” you encouraged him.

“I know.” he said in a low tone.

eventually, you both made it up the steps and into your room, he sat on the bed. “come..here..” he patted his lap. You sat down on his lap. He smiles.

“let’s light a blunt baby, get one from your drawer.”

you moved to the side grabbing a blunt from your drawer and grabbing the lighter Matt made you steal from the dollar store.

“Lord forgive me, for i’m so-.”

Matt presses his rotten finger to my lips, “hush… up won’t you…smoke..this shit.” he lights the blunt and holds it up to your plump lips.

you take a long inhale in. “fuck’n right..good..girl.” he smirks. the feeling of him corrupting you by the second engulfing him the power he has over you coursing through his veins.

he takes a few puffs, the puffs you take making you feel lighter like you're flying and coming closer to God. you fall onto your bed from his lap and smile from the buzz, matt stands up in front of you.

“you trust me??” he asks

“y-yeah baby.” you smile.

You hear the sounds of his belt buckle being fumbled with but you pay no attention, until he grabs your jaw and makes you look at him. You look down at his blue jeans and belt on the floor along with the white boxers. His dick was long with a still red tip and precum dripping down to the base.

“get..on your..knees and suck me…off.” you instantly obey.

“I- I don’t know how to.”

Within seconds you feel a tug on your hair and your mouth is deepthroating his cock being bobbed back and forth as each time you feel a gag coming on.

“i’ll just do everything… for you then… slut.” he groans and throws his pretty little head back.

he tugs your head back off his cock, “what would your…daddy think of…you?” he spits out harshly.

You stare innocently, and in guilt and somber eyes realizing the gravity of what you have done, but yet the wet spot between your pink panties grew and grew. You found yourself needing to suck him off, feining for his cock.

“he’d know his little..girl..is a slut..for a fucking..monster ain’t that..right…that you submit to the devil..get on the fucking….bed.”

you push yourself onto the bed laying on your back and he pushes your skirt up and rips your panties. “I’ll get..new ones..”

he doesn’t waste any time licking a stripe up your pussy and then pushing your legs to your chest before attacking your pussy again. His tongue fucking your sweet virgin hole, and then licking and nibbling on your clit making your legs twitch each time the sensitive spot is touched.

“This..is gonna feel…so good okay..?”

“okay matt.” you look at him

two fingers enter your pussy, cream forming around both digits as he rapidly fucks into you. Your mouth hangs open as he pulls out suddenly.

He spits on his hand and then jerks his cock slowly as he lines up his cock with your pussy and slowly pushes in, the burn consumes you.

“fucking…tight” groans escape his mouth as he moves inside the walls of your pussy.

his thrusts are harsh and quick, moans fall from your mouth each time he hits that spot inside of you, you feel something building up in your stomach.

“matt, something-.”

“your gonna..fuck..cum and I’m gonna..cum and give you a baby..your gonna be such a..fuck.. good..mom.”

within seconds you reach your release and he releases inside of you. coating your walls in warm cum

he pulls out and lays next to you on your bed, the guilt washes over you and you turn away and lay on your side, looking out the window. What would your mom think? what would your dad think?

“you okay?” matt asked

“I feel bad.” tears build in your eyes.

“why..it’s natural..yeah i’m like…dead but still.” he shrugs.

He brushed your tears with his thumb and your worries go away when you cuddle up to Matt.

“let’s..get some..air.” he smiles.

you get up with Matt and head down to the back porch, you sit down and stare at the expressionless backyard and then at the tree. you frown and look down at your bare feet.

“I was..there..” matt broke the silence.

“what?” your brows furrow

“I saw what..happened, you…were what like..14?” he frowns.

“yeah, she um did it at dusk and then I went to get the eggs..and then I found her.” you analyze the tree.

“why..she do it?” he ran his rotten finger through your hair.

“My dad, ba- shitty guy, not even just bad he’s shitty. She couldn’t take it anymore so she took her own life.” you looked at Matt.

“Was in the cornfield when I heard the screams, came to see, you don’t..have..to worry about..him..” he shook his head.

“why?”

Matt pulled a cigarette out of his pocket and a lighter and put it in between his lips, he inhaled and then let the smoke waiver from his mouth.

“cause I..fucking killed him.” he grins.

[itscanonfellas]

Max finally turned into a werewolf, shit got intense I think you guys should read it for research purposes and yell at me about the gang (And also give hc's and ideas because I would love ya'll forever)

[terrimavr]

Guys dare I say parallels