#pokotho x paul

[toringo]

I have no excuse

[inkwell-moodboards]

one-sided paulkotho moodbord!

All images are from Pinterest

[inkwell-illustrations]

if Paulkotho has 100 fans, I’m one of them

if Paulkotho has 10 fans, I’m one of them

if Paulkotho has 1 fan, that’s me

if Paulkotho has no fans, I’m dead

[terrimavr]

I cannot listen to the phantom of the opera without thinking about paulkotho and i think that’s beautiful

[the-singular-voice]

Pokey I heard someone say that Paul Matthews was your trophy wife! Is that true? When did you get married?

Were not married...The whole trophy wife thing started as a joke my brothers came up with when, they found out how fond of him I am..

[monstrousaffections1]

"What's in your pocket, Paul~"

[caktusjuice-draws]

Pokey is smitten with Paul's leading man essence.

[the-implications]

Paul x Pokey ship? Eldritch gods are fun, lol

yesssss paulkotho goes so hard...... poor paul does not know whats going on @ first but pokey is sooo into him and will do anything to have him.... including start an entire musical apocalypse in order to get his attention....

these two are so fun because of the clear, Literal, power imbalance, which leaves room for ANGST !! (my favorite) like imagine paul becoming absolutely entranced with pokotho's power similarly to how grace does at the end of npmd? he's just constantly chasing that feeling which probably leads to paul maybe opening himself up to infection...

which i was gonna make a seperate post about this but it kinda fits here so fuck it! but i'll never stop thinking about half infected paul.... pokey literally torturing paul with the thing he hates most in the world... and he's conscious during all of it. so paul has to live out the rest of his days singing and dancing but also he doesn't care because it feels good. he KNOWS he should hate it but he physically can't because of the infection.

like omg theyre so....... SO good. idk i think that might be a 9/10 for me 😩

[stimmernauts]

Paul x pokey stimboard for @the-bastards-box

👨🏻‍💼💙🎭 👔☄️🧸 ☕💣🔵

[i-dont-like-musicals]

♡Paulkotho Moodboard with Siren themes♡

All images found on Pinterest!

[caktusjuice-reblogs]

Do you think that Paul's "Emma, I'm sorry" at the beginning of Inevitable was just Pokey mocking Emma through the voice of a person she loved? Or was it the last of Paul's individualism genuinely apologising to her because he couldn't save her?

[toringo]

uh … paulkotho and its just Pokey being an utter menace to Paul in his daily life. Better if Pokey shows up with an overload of blue roses and blue shit and Paul is just absolutely done with this blue shit man who wants him to sing.

You have no idea how fun it was... Thank you so much for the request and sorry to be so late!!

[inkwell-illustrations]

I need more Paulkotho content in my life!!

[acutemushroom]

My opinion on some Hatchetfield ships

The title says it all, these are my opinions on Hatchetfield ships that nobody asked for ! 😅 More seriously. I first want to make it clear that these are my personnel thoughts on them and that you are free to like those you like and think what you want on them. I also want to get out of the way the fact that I have a bias for canon ships. So yeah, I'm generally a bit less into the ships involving a character in a canon ship and another.

Now, to the ships !

PAULKINS (Paul Matthews x Emma Perkins)

The one, the only, the original, the OG, the Paulkins ! I quite like them. A boring but also brave office worker and his crabby barista with survival skills. They're cute together, how can I not like them ? Though, I admit I prefer them in angst fics and don't really read Paulkins fluff. Part of it is because I love to see the character I like suffer. But also because of how they got together in the first place. In an apocalypse, a dire situation filled with stress. Paul who was constantly protecting her and fighting a literal God's control to try to save her. Emma who we discover a softer side to because of her relationship with Paul. I think they work best in desperate situation than in pure fluff. But that's just me though.

PAULKOTHO (Paul Matthews x Pokotho)

They are my roman empire. I've already talked in length about them. I've wrote fics in which I explored my view on their relationship, even if they weren't the only focus. I have others staring them planned. I fucking adore them. A relentless, controlling, uncompromising God and his absolutely unwilling and resisting prophet. I love them more than is probably healthy.

ROASTED CHAI COFFEE (Paul Matthews x Ted Spankoffski)

I am mostly neutral about them. Not my cup of coffee, but I see their appeal. Though, I can see it happening in a context where they both know for the cosmic horrors ruling Hatchetfield, that there are Gods interested in them both. But without being under Pokey and Tinky's clutches either. They just have to deal and cope together with the knowledge of what happened to them in other timelines.

Paul Matthews x Bill Woodward

Not a ship I go out of my way to read, but one that I am quite fond off. I especially love the interpretation of it where Bill divorced when Alice was still young and Paul was there for him. A solid friendship that evolved into something more. It's a really cute ship and one I can definitely see happen in different timelines.

TIME BASTARDS (Ted Spankoffski x T'noy Karaxis)

"That's a ship ?" was my first reaction upon stumbling on them for the first them. But I definitely see it's appeal and it absolutely grew on me. That Tinky loves his Spankoffskis is not a secret. So, him taking human form in at least one timelines and reaching another level with Ted ? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Ted Spankoffski x Charlotte Sweetley

Again, not a ship I'll necessarily go out of my way to search for but that I am quite fond off. It's clear they care about each other. I love to see it in timelines where Charlotte leave Sam. She makes Ted less off a bastard. He makes her more confident in herself. That's how I see it.

LEXTAN (Lex Foster x Ethan Green)

Yes. They care so much for each other and it breaks my hurt that they'll never be able to go to California together. Ethan is Lex safe heaven and he cares so much for her. He also care so much for Hannah to the point of considering her like his kid. He put himself in danger, and once died, just to protect them. Lex left Hatchefield with Hannah in an attempt to protect him. I just want them to succeed, alright.

TOCKY/BARNSTON (Tom Houston x Becky Barns)

Highschool sweetheart that found each other again, good person wrong moment. They're cute. Again, not a ship I am particularly passionate about, but I do like stumbling upon them from time to time. After what they went through, it is nice to see them being in love with someone again.

Wilbur Cross/Uncle Wiley x Wiggog Y'rath

Another flavor of human and Eldricht abomination ship that I quite like a lot ! They have this big tsundere side to them, at least how I see it, but they're also the embodiment of "assholes in love". I do love a villain power couple.

LAUTSKI (Stephanie Lauter and Peter Spankoffski)

I love these two. She's protective of her nerd and he's so supportive of her. They were both ready to sacrifice themselves for the other and during The Summoning Pete was trying to shield her from a literal God. I love them.

Stephanie Lauter x Grace Chasity

I could swear I remember their ship name... Not one I shipped at first, but they are starting slowly starting to grow on me. I have no particular reasoning as to why, it's really just because of fanfics I've stumbled upon. I like this ship in angsty fic dealing with the aftermath of Nerdy Prudes Must Die (show). I don't know, I like hurt/confort and they provide hurt/confort.

JAGERTITTY (Max Jagerman x Grace Chasity)

That ship name will never fail to make me laugh... I am generally not really found of the whole jock x nice/nerd girl dynamic but they do strike a chord in my heart. Max is so whipped it's adorable. And he's making her reconsider her basically everything. I love them. I would love see them change the other for the better as much as I'd love see them kill people together. I'd read as much fluff as I'd read angst of them. A heavenly good match made in Hell. I love them.

MICHIE (Max Jagerman x Richie Lipschitz)

I will be burned on the public place for this, but I don't ship them. I am really not a fan of jock x nerd like said above and they don't have the same unhingedness that makes me like Jagertity. I don't hate Michie. I can see why the ship is so popular. It simply not for me. Sorry. Though, great respect to you all for making like, a third of the NPMD fics !

Peter Spankoffski x Richie Lipshitz

Two bros being in love. Didn't have the chance to stumble upon them on Ao3, mostly just some stuff here and there on Tumblr. But I do like them. After all, aren't the best romantic relationship also really great friendship?

THE NERDS or THE NERDY PRUDES ( Ruth, Richie and Pete or Ruth, Richie, Pete, Stephanie and Grace)

What I am going to say apply to both. Haven't really read or seen anything on them. But I absolutely love the idea !

[the-singular-voice]

Paul-kisser

Are you one of my brothers?!

[monstrousaffections1]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Paul Matthews/Pokey | Pokotho, Ted Spankoffski/Tinky | T'noy Karaxis Characters: Paul Matthews, Pokey | Pokotho, Ted Spankoffski, Bill Woodward, Charlotte Sweetly, Emma Perkins, Henry Hidgens, Mr. Davidson (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals), Zoey (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals), Tinky | T'noy Karaxis, Wiggly | Wiggog Y'rath, Nibbly | Nibblenephim, Blinky | Bliklotep, Webby (Black Friday), John McNamara, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Post-Apotheosis (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals), Apocalypse, The Lords in Black (Hatchetfield), Emotional Manipulation, Unrequited Love, Possession, Eldritch, Time Travel, eldritch magic, It's all Tinky's fault, Dimension Travel, no beta we die like max jagerman, Duel-Ego Shenanigans, Life force shenanigans, Buckle up people, seriously, the authors regret and do not regret everything, Basically one au where more people have the Touch of the Gift, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Timeline Shenanigans, Dubious Consent, Heavy Petting, Kissing, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Manhandling, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Series: Part 1 of Timelines Summary:

To be loved by a being beyond human isn't as grand as it seems. To be held in an embrace you cannot escape from, to be kissed with lips you cannot resist. Invisible chains bind Paul so, a grandiose cage of silver keeping the self within like a little bird. Where would he go? Where CAN he go? Not a soul breathes in the way they should, and certainly no person who yearns to see him dead exists. Even if he had no control over the acts The Singular Voice directs him to perform. Pleading, crying, begging… they all fall on the deaf ears of the god that can hear all sounds, but only so desires the sound of his own voice. What can do any good on a “man” like Pokotho himself? Could one possibly call him a man?

Because, despite the proclamation of his drive, his reasons for the Apotheosis… the blue god conceals a burning love for Paul.

And he just had to be Uncompromising.