#because.

[realmsturkishdelight]

percy likes walking around naked in his cabin after sex.

in the back porch of cabin three, where it only saw the beautiful lake and green mountains behind it, no other cabins or campers around; he likes to slip from your warm embrace to take in his favorite time of the day. which, the early mornings.

the air smells extra fresh, the sea is more calm than usual, and everything is definetly more silent. you feel his absence in the bed yet make no move to get up, instead peek an eye.

and then you believe he's a full god instead of demi.

he's leaning against the railings, shameless about his nudity, watching the sea. the soft breeze make his raven locks sway, and his scars are visible on his tan skin, under the soft light of early hours.

you feel like you can stare at him forever. not because it turns you on, or makes you want to jump on him, no. he's like a statue bringed to life, or a painting sally draw so poseidon could make it a human. he shows his godly side more than his human one, and it's unfair to other demigod's. he's pratically glowing.

then, he turns to you, with all of his glory. he smiles softly and sleepishly like he's not perfect first thing in the morning, lazily getting in your embrace. "morning pretty girl."

oh, the audicity.

[squidcandy]

new mental illness acquired!

[remsterden]

I like doodling him. I miss him

[fooltofancy]

lost my tabs in the war

[massgrav]

He's clingy but it's in his doggy nature. don't blame him

[silverwasafukintrainwreck]

my ocs are really funny cus

all powerful creature who exists as a manifestation of the consciousness of an entire dimension, appearing to one of its inhabitants: hello there

16 yo girl who just fuckint overdosed: do you have. heroin

[gay-impressionist]

ok les franciliens, on va faire un poll.

[the-implications]

Paul x Pokey ship? Eldritch gods are fun, lol

yesssss paulkotho goes so hard...... poor paul does not know whats going on @ first but pokey is sooo into him and will do anything to have him.... including start an entire musical apocalypse in order to get his attention....

these two are so fun because of the clear, Literal, power imbalance, which leaves room for ANGST !! (my favorite) like imagine paul becoming absolutely entranced with pokotho's power similarly to how grace does at the end of npmd? he's just constantly chasing that feeling which probably leads to paul maybe opening himself up to infection...

which i was gonna make a seperate post about this but it kinda fits here so fuck it! but i'll never stop thinking about half infected paul.... pokey literally torturing paul with the thing he hates most in the world... and he's conscious during all of it. so paul has to live out the rest of his days singing and dancing but also he doesn't care because it feels good. he KNOWS he should hate it but he physically can't because of the infection.

like omg theyre so....... SO good. idk i think that might be a 9/10 for me 😩

[lvmimis]

i'm crying zoro is so salty just as a person he kills me

[kitcats-1-braincell]

SHIT WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT ISAT-OBER UHHH GUESS ILL DO A MINI DOODLE INSTEAD OF A FULLY COLOURED ONE 😭

[distant-screaming]

what the FUCK is happening in jjk rn

[widowshill]

where we're going we don't need context

[lunar-wandering]

robot/android named Axis that gets tossed out by his creator (Dr.X) on day 1 for being glitched, ends up in the trash heap, was meant to be deactivated but for some reason (possible meteorite in the trash heap?) he reactivated.

ends up in the middle of a town, finds out that Dr. X frequently sends x-bots to attack to try and take over, said attacks are usually felled by humans or z-bots.

Axis figures that there's probably a stigma around the letter x in general and so when asked for his name starts going by "Access" instead.

part of the identifying x-mark on him got damaged/smudged when he was tossed, so the people/person that finds him assume he's a y-model bot, an old prototype model that hasn't been used in ages. (a y-bot shouldn't have been this advanced, but yknow they're still finding out more about the robot testing sites so it's not that far out of the realm of possibility).

somehow, Access ends up fighting off x-bots, and kinda accidentally becomes like, a town hero??

...basically the plot here is that Access has to protect this town while hiding the fact that he's actually an x-model bot while also hiding that he's glitched. shenanigans ensue.

[thegeekcollective]

Kingdom fans learn to distinguish Korean and Chinese culture challenge (level: apparently impossible)

[thunderheadfred]

Going back to college with some life perspective and therapy under my belt really has me like… wow. For thirty entire years we really had no idea I had ADHD? Every once in a while i get a dose of infinite perspective vortex and see myself from everyone else’s pov and I’m like. This is the most ADHD human god has ever built. This person is just ADHD made flesh. A flashing neon sign for neurodiversity. Look at the free association on that motherfucker! I bet you could fit ten unfinished majors in there