#mats’s stories
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
He will always be him
176 notes
·
View notes
Text
danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.
(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)
(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)
Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.
anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc memes#danyal al ghul#dpdc#truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be#*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just#need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up#the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the#family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless#danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason#to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking#a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to#stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away#i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like#18 months old#about a year and a half.
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
So does he, Gallagher.
#honkai star rail#hsr blade#gallagher#i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU#and then blade constantly just being blade as usual#its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but#i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary#but the amount of times blade was the recipient......#i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just#get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better#so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle#funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still#but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me#so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ?#i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway#one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys#also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out#i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool#and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher#so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought#(no i am not but we can pretend)
778 notes
·
View notes
Text
im not a horrible histories kid like I really don't know anything about it but. good lord dick turpin highwayman is cunty. a serve if you will. the whole song is a fucking bop that's like "I wasn't cool, I was a lame asshole, don't idolize me" and then they made him look like this.
#they put something in that song idk what.#EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW THE STORY OF DICK TURPIN'S HIGHWAY GLORY#anyway...#horrible histories#i dont think mat's attractive personally but dick turpin I get.#mat baynton
505 notes
·
View notes
Text
#maomao: that's because the old fart knows poison tasting and experiments are my own choice :)#gaoshun: jinshi-sama you also let xiaomao do the poison tasting still...#jinshi (ignoring gaoshun): YOU CHOSE ME TOO!!!!!#but yeah i like that lakan respects maomao's career choices#and so i respect him for this being from where i am and all :/#anyway i was thinking of that web novel side story where lakan dragged lahan in a bamboo mat on a horse just for setting them up on a date#so the lakan part is pretty much canon#it was so funny that now i can't wait for when he finds out about them 🥰😋#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries#lakan#jinshi x maomao#knh memes
272 notes
·
View notes
Text
"This is some of the most fun work we’ve seen from the talented actor Dónal Finn all season; he gets that Mat is a depressive character, and so when Mat has moments of joy and elation — whether that’s simply reuniting with his friends or realizing he was born to be the leader of the most legendary assemblage of heroes ever known — he really makes them almost radiate inner sunlight. It’s just a pleasure to see Mat happy." –Vulture
#wotedit#wot#wot on prime#the wheel of time#mat cauthon#mine#wot show spoilers#I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS EVER#man!!!!!!!!!!!!#'why have they spent 7 episodes harping on about mat being dark and not letting him succeed at anything'#so that i would BAWL MY FREAKING EYES OUT DURING THE HORN SCENE that's why!!!#LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!!! he's so happy so relieved so emotional!!!#it's amazing that they were able to take the massive unplanned change to mat's story caused by barney's departure#and not just work around it but create such a beautiful and moving character arc out of it#show!mat IS different from book!mat. different and BETTER. there i said it
426 notes
·
View notes
Text
hello fellow internet citizens how do we feel about 2024 so far?
#taylor swift#misha collins#donald trump#jo koy#golden globes#sag aftra#mat pat#our flag means death#south africa#palestine#miami#sonic#the mandalorian#tumblr live#tumblr news update#i personally just feel already tired#like getting rid of timblr live is only good news#and maybe sonic and paramore story#also florida did what?/
280 notes
·
View notes
Text
blarg
#matthias czernin#idv#shitpost#identity v#idv puppeteer#matthias idv#puppeteer idv#txt post#arenblab#literally ignore this#had himnvery heavily on the brain if u couldn't tell#wonr tag florimatt because its just the one#but trust when i say i am thinking about yhem too#i meant to draw that one honestly but i lost the motivation#i have NOT felt like drawing these past few days idk man#i like matthias a lot if u couldnt tell#his constany look of misery is his charm i think#louis idv#louis czernin#florian brand#(?) i guess#ish.#bahhh i need to draw florian more.#originally this was just all gonna go on a tt story#but the stupid. JOINT ROLLER MAT KEPT GETTING REMOVED. AND THE FAGGOT ONE FOR HATESPEECH. BROTHER IM GAY
134 notes
·
View notes
Text
why do we keep getting official merch I’m SO suspicious????
#surely the movie has to be dead?#so what is going on?????#hellsing#also LMFAO floor mats???#dark stories of the north
120 notes
·
View notes
Text
marcus dear child how could i ever forget you.....
#marcus#reverse 1999#certified storm moments#i just wanted to archive it. marcus sweet dear bingle.....#her banner and her event story's coming in at the second half of the patch so that'll be a while. a win for me in terms of farming mats#i do wonder what's her involvement with the flannan lighthouse though. how does a romanian child end up in a scottish lighthouse and#probably lived there for a while all by herself when the lightkeepers disappeared
57 notes
·
View notes
Text
3.205 Just like you
The morning sunlight played hide and seek as the trees surrounding the house shielded us from its brilliance. I knew I should get up because my child had probably been awake for hours by now, but I was still so tired. But between the two of us, I'd rather Sophia sleep in and get all the rest she needs. So I got up and went to Desi's room. She wasn't there, so I walked around the house until I found her. When I did, I couldn't move or speak. I was so shocked by what I saw, but also kind of confused, very afraid, and more proud than I'd ever been. My child—my shadow—was doing yoga!
This thing I've loved for more than half my life now has somehow found its way into my daughter's life, and I don't even do it consistently anymore. When has she even seen me do it? Most of the time, I wait until she and Sophia are asleep. Heh, clearly that little booger isn't always asleep. Before I knew it, I had her in my arms, giving the biggest bear hug ever.
"You're doing yoga, Desi!"
She shrieked as I spun her around.
"How did you learn to do this?"
"I watch you from my window!"
"When you're supposed to be asleep?"
She giggled some more, guilty as charged.
Good thing I'm not a bad guy doing shady stuff out there. Who knows what I could have been teaching her. With the mystery solved, I moved on to more important questions.
"So, do you like yoga?"
"Yeah!"
"What do you like about it?"
"I like... I can be STRONG and fast like Llama Woman!"
I suppose, being the child of two active sims, her gravitation toward physical activities shouldn't have surprised me. This is so cool. I mean, I know it's natural for our children to be like us, but to experience it in this way... This is just so incredibly cool.
"Doing yoga can definitely make you strong, but you have to promise to come get me when you want to do it, okay? I don't want you to try anything fancy and hurt yourself. Alright?"
"Okay, I promise."
"Good. You cute little stinker. You go to sleep when I tell you! Let's go make breakfast for Mommy."
#ISBI challenge#sims 4 story#sims 4 gameplay#adolting#adolting gen 3#luca winston murillo#desiree amari murillo#I was screaming when I found her in there#I was like Luca wake up your baby is doing yoga!!! lol#she never touched the mats at home#guess she has too many toys lol
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
*Insert the audio ‘RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY’*
If you wanna see my opinion on anything slow it down ig its all kinda shitty 🤷
Lex when I catch you lex
@lexumpysfunland you are still driving me insane. Summer camp was a lot of me yapping about this.
#tsp#/heartache au#i dont feel like tagging the actual thing#hi guys I'm very normal#I love puzzles#like... a lot…#I still have at least that much more to write to just make a cohesive story? theory?#Ima go full mat pat mode#Lex when I catch you
34 notes
·
View notes
Photo
✨ a film for every year of my life ✨ | Telstar: The Joe Meek Story (2009) dir. Nick Moran
#telstar#telstar: the joe meek story#con o'neill#jj feild#tom burke#mathew baynton#mat baynton#ralf little#james corden#moviegifs#movieedit#filmgifs#filmedit#perioddramaedit#i made a thing#mine: films#bdyearfilms#periodramagifs#perioddramagif#dailyflicks
255 notes
·
View notes
Text
there is poetry for EVERYONE.
there’s pretty flowery prose, there’s slam, there’s spoken-word, there’s structured and short form and loose prose and sonnets and haikus and simple language and abstract and hell even lyrics
if you don’t like reading that’s ok, but please consider trying out something else to do with written content, because words are so, so powerful.
#the cat sat on the mat#poetry#poems#poetic#writing#words#literature#music#lyrics#prose#and like *most* posts on tumblr could read as poems#at least the ones on my feed#anything remotely short can be a poem#anything can be a story#anything can serve as a writing device if you so wish to use it as one
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
64 notes
·
View notes