#math teachers

[fancyratlady]

I’d like to send an official apology into the ether for every math teacher I ever told “I’ll never use this.” I’m working on a project with box pleats and just realized that my math isn’t making sense because I’m not taking into account the number of box pleats in addition to the size. Anyway I use math every time I sew and the point of high school math classes isn’t just to learn trigonometry, it’s to understand math itself enough to apply it to novel situations. Thank you to all the math teachers and tutors who didn’t give up on me when I had a bad attitude or when I had to be taught the same thing over and over, I wouldn’t be a sewist without you.

[memeing-trombonist]

[giantjupiter]

I just realized that there's an amazing book on calculus which people can use to learn it. Some have probably heard it from the YT channel Mathologer. It's out there on the web, for FREE.

Here it is:

How good is this book? Well, check this out:

(idk if the image is blurry though... but you get the point.)

Happy calculus!

[mintaikk]

My math teacher gets mad bcuz I mistake him for the other math teacher a lot. But it's not my fault they're both bald white guys in their thirties with the same demeanor and fashion sense!

[nfinitefreetime]

In which the machinery of government moves ... quickly?

Holy shit, y’all. I applied for my high school math licensure literally yesterday and I got an email today that my addition had been approved and my license was updated. This from, remember, sending them test results from a test that took forty days to get official score results on, and in what is almost certainly their busiest time of the year. I’ve talked my fair amount of shit about the IDOE…

[sebastian-solac3]

my neice’s math teacher is a music artist who I actually used to listen religiously even tho she only had three songs scares me.

[mysharona1987]

[inkbybambi]

chemistry teacher soap catches gym teacher simon fucking you in the bathroom during a school dance, tattooed hand over your mouth to muffle the pretty noises you make. he doesn’t think either of you notice, until those dark eyes turn on him, a slight tilt to his head in invitation.

soap decides he has a better way of keeping you quiet, stuffing his cock down your throat, enjoying the way you choke on it and the way simon tugs him forward to lick into his mouth, a hum of approval low in his throat.

[clown-alchemist]

i would never use logic. that's appropriating vulcan culture.

[morganbritton132]

The cameras at the VMAs: *cut to Eddie Munson’s husband when he’s on stage to present an award*

Steve’s students, past and present, watching at home: Was that my math teacher??

[commisionofhumanrightsapparently]

MY MATH TEACHER SUPPORTS PRIDE !!!

[tamanegi-san]

Happy birthday to the ADA's full-time mother ✨

[willowbot2000]

Rating Teachers From Different Subjects On How Well They Deal With Students Having Panic Attacks

(A lot of these are my personal experience from two different high schools I went to, pls don’t get mad at me)

Math Teachers- Just pauses what they’re doing to watch it happen until it’s over then just goes back to whatever they were doing.  2/10

English Teachers- “Let’s step out into the hallway.” Stands and watches you intently in the hallway until it’s over.  4/10

History Teachers- “Step outside and come back in when you’re ready.”  7/10

Science Teachers- Stares at you from across the class then asks you about it casually the next day.  5/10

Gym Teachers- Super overdramatic and acts like you’re dying which doesn’t help AT ALL.  -100/10

Theatre Teachers- Literal gods when dealing with panic attacks tho they can get a bit too into your personal space.  100/10

Music Teachers- Does the basic step by step way to stop a panic attack. 9/10

Dance Teachers- Ignores you or yells at you for having a panic attack. -1000/10

[johnnydany]

Rainbow Happy Pi Day Math Teacher Boys Girls Pi Day T-Shirt

Get yours now: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/40525333-rainbow-happy-pi-day-math-teacher-boys-girls-pi-da

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your character like this

[ceaselessbasher]

My personal theory about why Colin was so annoyed at his therapists for not knowing what logic gates are (once I got over my initial reaction of "bestie what the fuck kind of expectation is that") is that he somehow got into an argument similar to the following with all of them:

THERAPIST: It can be the stress of the job and/or stress about something in your personal life.

COLIN: Don't say "and/or", it's redundant and sounds stupid.

THERAPIST: Pardon?

COLIN: "OR" is false only when both statements are false. You don't have to throw "AND" in there to include the possibility that both statements are true. You're not saying "XOR", it's not exclusive.

THERAPIST: Well, I-

COLIN: You are an idiot and this is a waste of my time.