#math shitpost

[negativefeedback-teen]

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

Mathematician using /wlog as a tone indicator

[existennialmemes]

Doing nothing? Um excuse you, I am occupying three dimensions of space, at once. Please stop distracting me. I might drop them, and it's hard to put them back while I'm just a line segment.

[aelusnovaamora]

I CAST ELDRITCH KNOWLEDGE!

87 is divisible by 29

[roseofhybrids]

Always remember PEMyDAS

Parentheses, E, Multiplication, Yugoslavia, Division, Abstraction, Solution

[xypheris]

Studying Abstract Algebra

Step 1: Understand groups.

Step 2: Understand rings.

Step 3: Cry over why fields exist.

Step 4: Pretend modules make sense.

[someonesrealityshifting]

@zipperrants trying to teach me basic algebra and then realizing that their example wasn’t a real equation and they did teach me stuff but we couldn’t solve the equation

[a-meh]

[the-heart-of-light]

Inspired by an actual conversation

[eggs-413]

> go to math prison

> issued prison number 300,763

> my cellmate says I'm lucky to get a perfect cube, tells me 9/10 times they'll call me as 67^3

> look at his outfit, it says "x^2 + y^2 = 30,527" apparently they call him with coordinates on a 2d plane, if he fails to acknowledge the calls he gets sent to "The Fractal Room"

> he refuses to explain what the fractal room is.

> every time I want to do something, or go to sleep, or get food from the prison cafeteria I have to solve a math problem, and if I fail I get a 0.5pi strike.

> 360 degrees of strikes and they take me to re-education, whatever that means.

> only 23.125% of a math year in and I've already got sin(1/√2) strikes.

> my cellmate says he can teach me how to lose strikes if I help him match graphs to reciprocal functions

> I forgot to specify where the horizontal asymptote is

> it turns out he's one of the math police and now I'm going to the fractal room.

> fml

[stary-night]

Eigens your vectors

[rubiscodisco]

She simplify on my fraction until I lowest term

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

Theorem 1. I am very cute.

Proof. :3

Q.E.D.

[existennialmemes]

If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, and I gained additional nickels for each new nickel I now had, I would have an infinite supply of nickels, and I would use this power for evil

[magicrainbowkitties]

MATH PROBLEM (true story from my mother):

In the late 80s, there is a jukebox in a high school cafeteria that allows a person to pick 2 songs per quarter inserted into it. Some Jackass has 20 dollars in quarters, and uses each one to play the album version of We Are The World (a song that is 7 minutes and 2 seconds long) twice. The school has no choice but to let it play out overnight.

How long (in hours) was the jukebox playing We Are The World?

[deez-nuts-sixty-nine]

She matrix multiply on my eigenvector till I’m scaled.