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Domain expansion: yaoi
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Nico: daaaadaaa. Can you say dada?
Solangelo’s baby: d-d…
Will: yes you’re so close
Nico: daaaaadaaa
Baby: d-d-d
Baby: skibidi alpha ohio gyatt gooning edging mewing rizz
Will:
Nico:
Will: that wasn’t even fucking close
Nico: I’m killing Leo then myself
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That tiktok of that cis guy being like "I thought wlw mean winners love winning so I put that in my ig bio and I had a bunch of butch lesbians hitting me up" kills me every time even thinking about it kills me
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Purring kitty cuddling me
anyone notice on tumblr when u press the blue button a window comes up you can write words in and then if you hit the post button whatever you write ends up becoming true and did you know that rihht now 100% of atoms in the universe just turned into ants approaching our location
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This morning there was a nation-wide text spam campaign targeting Black Americans (largely students) telling them that they’ve been selected to pick cotton and will be picked up to be sent to a plantation after Trump’s inauguration.
People online are making jokes about it, but it’s genuinely a disturbing sign. Someone was emboldened enough to intentionally run a background on thousands of young Black people and send them racist messages the day after a very exhausting and stressful election.
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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I think that the most common target would be yourself accidentally. Who doesnt write their name on a diary or a notebook?
Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work
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Please, spread this for those who might need it right now
U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)
U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.
LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564
Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.
Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡
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Important lessons from mobile game ads:
- there’s going to be so many little guys
- there’s going to be like one really big fucking guy watch out
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i love you stock photo damn you to hell ai image
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honestly I'll do anything for a slutty pathetic sickly man, whatever you say gorgeous
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