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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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These posts are cousins to me.

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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"not settled history, so we're not clear what happened" is an utterly unbelievable thing to say

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current writing progress: 90% overthinking 10% writing

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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Remember that you are a primate, and one of the basic primate threat responses is to go absolutely bugfuck and hope that whatever's after you decides you're not worth the risk. Charging directly toward the problem waving your arms wildly in the air and shrieking like a gibbon is always valid.

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– Смотри: я сфинкс….

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The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

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🚨 WARNING!! 🚨

Today is 🦊 FOXGIRL FRIDAY

SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

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