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You’re not gonna believe what I’m gonna post when it’s Valentine’s Day (kidding it’s Aventurine)
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(If you see this rn I posted it🥳)
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"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"
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“Like a surprise symphony or perhaps a car alarm”
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You will never ever annoy me if you
Send me random anons
reply to my posts
send me an ask
reblog me
talk to me
say hello
give me random love
“bother” me
So please stop thinking otherwise.
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the perfect man exists and it's Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo 🙏
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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe
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Billboards put up by Israeli human rights group B’Tselem, put in locations which Joe Biden will presumably pass by during his trip to Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank later this week
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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars
Grimes:
Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck
Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million
I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real
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are you autistic and gay?
lesbian and autistic perhaps?
an autistic pan or bisexual?
asexual and autistic?
trans or non binary and autistic?
any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?
well guess what...
you're fucken great and I love you
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@lostshulkerbox
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you're laughing
skizz has an arrow in his dick and you're laughing
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