#math joke of the day

[laejoh]

[thebookofbill]

ALEX HIRSCH POSTED BILL CIPHER VALENTINES. JOE PITT DREW THEM. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. THEY DID THIS FOR ME

“I’m broken, wanna fix me?” HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S FUCKING DOING.

[soshadysoquiet]

Okay but do you think that now Five's actor is older we'll get to see some more diverse moments from his time in the Apocalypse? I'd love if they built on the hardship of survival a little, the utter quietness save for the falling of buildings, more of his one-sided convos with Dolores depicting his desperation.

All the Apocalypse scenes we've had of Five (post his arrival) have been where he looks relatively stable and well set up with his meagre belongings, but what about showing us some of the harshness of it? The brutality? The reality? I like how they did this with Luther's Moon time and I feel the same thing could be effective in S4 with Five to show his healing / lack of healing over it.

[the-math-one]

Working with matrices makes me tense, but working in higher dimensions makes me tensor

[vergilbergart]

this came to me in a vision. this is half-me figuring out relationships and half-me wanting to figure out how to draw these dummies.

dumb thoughts under the cut bc i cant shut up lol

crocodile and dragon ... truly divorced. extremely divorced. they run into each other at the supermarket and the tension is Palpable as they remark to each other "...Dragon." and "...Crocodile." while Luffy is standing there awkwardly texting his friends some shit like "besties my dads are about to fight in the cereal aisle" and someone (PROBABLY NAMI) is like "send pics lol"

crocodile and buggy is "you're stupid. i like that in a man" while buggy honks awkwardly being simultaneously afraid but also Into It

mihawk and buggy is the same except with more of mihawk being like "well. idk who the fuck this guy is but this is happening i guess." buggy's like 😨😫😭😳🤡 and mihawk is like 😶😑😐🤨

can u tell buggy and shanks own my ass tho ... i love childhood friends who drift apart bc one of them is so fucking stubborn about going off on his own and the other just Letting him, and theres a completely one-sided rivalry, and u just Know that if they got talking for too long, they'd start reminiscing about their pasts and start getting sad about their shared losses (re: Roger). something something buggy insisting it's a "can't live with you but can't live without you" thing idfk!

shanks and mihawk ..... ooouuuughhh we love rivals who respect each other and trust each other genuinely, and shanks being the only one who can crack mihawk's stoic exterior and the only person he can kinda let his guard down around.

i have nothing to say about crocodile and mihawk. their relationship is like. we are fuckbuddies but if our relationship level was at Strictly Coworkers.

i don't ... hate ... croco + doffy together but the way some ppl write them is so like ... not how i imagine their relationship. i went on an entire rant about it to my friends but tl;dr, i think it's a completely one-sided thing of doflamingo wanting them to be hannibal and will, playing mind games and having a psychosexual homoerotic obession w each other, but crocodile is completely like ... No. Get Away From Me (proceeds to smack doffy with a broom)

[bobzora]

so the truth comes out. lol

yeah that joke project that i was vagueposting about for months that i was extremely committed to the bit on?

the joke was "what if i made a fnaf fangame?" and the punchline was that i actually did it. the second punchline is that i made it in rpg maker 2003. and the third punchline? it works.

downloadable now (for free, obviously) on Itch and Gamejolt

[kittenninja14]

this took forever.... but alas!! it is finally done, loll

tbh, i completely 4got about Pi Day, loll. So I quickly rushed to finish this, loll.

Drawn on Magma Studio

fun fact, this day 4 years ago was the last day of in-person school for me in the class of 2019-2020, loll

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[br1ghtestlight]

you're the worst kind of autistic 🙁

[productofaritual]

"Oh you couldn't have been that bored" In 2022/2023, when beeduo interacted (if you can even call it that) about once every other full moon and the "beeduo crumbs r just atoms at this point" jokes were at their peak, I decided to run a little calculation

(It's gonna get long, buckle up)

I measured a couple breadcrumbs, coming up with the average size of about 2mm cubed. Converted to pm (you'll see why in just a sec), it's 2x10^27, which I won't type out now but basically 2 followed by a LOT of zeroes.

The average size of an atom is between 30 and 300 pm, but for the sake of calculations we'll be taking 100 pm.

Which means that in a fully packed crumb of bread (or beeduo content), there would be about 2x10^25 atoms.

Now, being very, very generous, let's say we get a painfully optimistic one atom of content per day. That's 2x10^25 days we have to wait for a full crumb of content. Or 20 septillion if you want it in words. 5.47x10^22 in years, rounded down.

If you want it typed out that is 5 470 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 or 54 sextillion 700 quintillion years.

For some comparisons, because a number so large is bound to mean basically nothing to any of you:

The last light in the universe is expected to die in about 100 trillion years. By that point, we would get a little under two crumbs.

The universe is 13.7 billion years old. It could reset from the beginning to this very moment about four times before we got a full crumb.

If you replaced all the water on earth with another liquid one cubic metre a day, by the time you were done, we would have about 0.0025% of the crumb

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[jils-things]

watching griffin burns roll for childe and him being so excited about it warms my heart a lit actually 😭 it reminded me of when i actually got him on his rerun at a time where he was a day before leaving 😭 i was genuinely overjoyed

[sparkles-oflight]

Everytime I think about the possibility of Jan being queer, I remember his degree is on Mathematics...

Omg, he's out there beating the allegations of gays not being able to do math 😍

[quotientofthemind]

the total solar eclipse today was one of those things that I was like "yeah yeah I've seen a solar eclipse before and it was kinda meh" but I decided to participate anyways since this was a TOTAL eclipse and not a partial one. I still had my doubts but decided to go for it because hell what else was I going to do Anyways I walked the entire length of campus to get a pair of eclipse sunglasses and then went and sat outside with a bunch of my professors and then went to a coffee shop with them and got a scone and thats all the cool things that weren't even the eclipse. I've found myself more and more often isolating myself in my room or some study space and just doing work or avoiding people and today was a good reminder that if you simply exist in the world the world will love you in ways you won't expect also, a total solar eclipse is WAY cooler than a partial one. Like I get why theres mythology about this damn. Imagine not knowing whats happening and its all of a sudden Night But Wrong (TM)

[katiajewelbox]

Happy Pi Day from Katia Plant Scientist! Pi Day is March 14th, which is a mathematical pun on the date written out as 3/14. Pi is the mathematical constant defined as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, and this constant is approximately 3.14159. Pi has many more decimals than this of course, because it is an irrational number that cannot be expressed as the ratio of two integers. Pi has an endless string of decimals that never repeat or fall into a predictable pattern. This is where the idea of "Pi Day" originates. This quirky mathematical holiday has been celebrated since 1988 by making and eating pies as well as holding math-based quizzes and competitions. Contests where students and math enthusiasts recite as many decimals of Pi as possible are a popular Pi Day activity. This is my homemade pumpkin pie from Thanksgiving dinner, featuring Crown Prince pumpkin as the main ingredient and garnished with pecan nuts. A math joke that is in fact a Mom Joke and not a Dad Joke because my Mom used this with me as a mnemonic ... Q. What’s wrong with the equation 'pi r squared?' A. Pi are round. Cake are square. #katia_plantscientist #piday #pie #dinner #STEM #mathematics #math #mathisfun #mathjokes #mathskills #numbers #NumberPi #March14th #redwine #dinnertable #pumpkinpie #science

[mossyflowers]

I'm regretting the trig post. People stop getting on my ass about not liking trig challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[thewhimsyturtle]

Happy Pi Day!  The Pi-rate Tortoise returns and plunders this giant slice of mushroom and caramelized onion pizza pie!  🍕☠️🐢😋

. . . or I will as soon as I can get past this pesky plate!  🍽😖