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[madrone33]

Jorge in the Underworld watchparty: I've said the world "Saga" more times than I can count tonight! XD

Me:

| "Hello, everyone! And welcome to the EPIC: The Underworld Saga listening party!"

|||| "I'm so excited to share this Saga with you guys! Uh, The Underworld Saga is the fifth Saga of EPIC: The Musical, and it's also the final Saga of Act One."

|| "Remember, EPIC is split into nine different Sagas, and two Acts. Uh, five Acts in the first Saga, and four- no.

| "Four Sagas in the first Act and fi-"

|| "... Five Sagas in Act One, and four Sagas in Act Two. Ok, now my brain is braining!"

||| "Now... Are you guys ready... for The Dark & Edgy Saga! ... That's not the official name, by the way; it's actually The Underworld Saga. But for now, we'll call it The Dark & Edgy Saga."

[First play-through]

||| "And that, ladies and gentlemen, was The Underworld Saga, the fifth Saga of EPIC and also the final Saga of Act One!"

| "The good news is, this is also the shortest Saga in EPIC, which means - I'm gonna play it again!"

[Second play-through]

|||| "That is the fifth Saga of EPIC: The Musical; that is EPIC: The Underworld Saga; is the final Saga of Act One - I've said the world "Saga" more times than I can count tonight!"

| "I hope you guys enjoy this Saga, and... yeah!"

[Last play-through]

| "Alright, my friends! That was EPIC: The Underworld Saga!"

| "Uh- however! EPIC: The Underworld Saga is now out!"

Add it up: 13+4+5+2= [(13+2)+5]+4= (15+5)+4= 20+4= 24

TOTAL: 24

(Oh god, the word "Saga" doesn't even look like a word anymore, why did I do this to myself-)

[productofaritual]

"Oh you couldn't have been that bored" In 2022/2023, when beeduo interacted (if you can even call it that) about once every other full moon and the "beeduo crumbs r just atoms at this point" jokes were at their peak, I decided to run a little calculation

(It's gonna get long, buckle up)

I measured a couple breadcrumbs, coming up with the average size of about 2mm cubed. Converted to pm (you'll see why in just a sec), it's 2x10^27, which I won't type out now but basically 2 followed by a LOT of zeroes.

The average size of an atom is between 30 and 300 pm, but for the sake of calculations we'll be taking 100 pm.

Which means that in a fully packed crumb of bread (or beeduo content), there would be about 2x10^25 atoms.

Now, being very, very generous, let's say we get a painfully optimistic one atom of content per day. That's 2x10^25 days we have to wait for a full crumb of content. Or 20 septillion if you want it in words. 5.47x10^22 in years, rounded down.

If you want it typed out that is 5 470 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 or 54 sextillion 700 quintillion years.

For some comparisons, because a number so large is bound to mean basically nothing to any of you:

The last light in the universe is expected to die in about 100 trillion years. By that point, we would get a little under two crumbs.

The universe is 13.7 billion years old. It could reset from the beginning to this very moment about four times before we got a full crumb.

If you replaced all the water on earth with another liquid one cubic metre a day, by the time you were done, we would have about 0.0025% of the crumb

[guarshroom]

I can be normal about Random Crits in TF2.

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[arolesbianism]

Earlier I encountered another fun isat glitch while fighting the king but this time instead of Odile crashing my game she decided to just stop taking damage and tbh that's how it should be all the time. About to take damage? Don't.

[chainsawworld]

Ok the doodle dump posting is really fun actually, so here's some from maths

[lookninjas]

1836.

greeted home tonight by fireworks above the pines, the whine of bottlerockets and somewhere the yapping of a small dog deeply unhappy the borderline between one year and the next nothing more than a few hours of darkness and the same streets waiting to find you in the morning

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

nothing on this webbed site to sate my urge for wigfrid getting embarassed as all hell. just clowned on hard. eviscerated. decimated. completely memed on.

[gambitandrogues]

if I had a nickel for every time someone dumbs Jesper down to comedic relief or is shocked when he said something smart, I'd be rich

[lady-caden]

I need 2 vent

[spacebinn]

i got my academic record today and all my elementary school report cards are making me wonder why i wasn't diagnosed earlier

[sandu-zidian]

My favorite interaction recently was someone complaining about the Professor we had separately for linear algebra because xe’s class was “too conceptual” like I don’t know how to tell you this but linear algebra is more than just fun matrix calculations like. Like I think knowing the conceptual background is important to know like what the fuck you’re doing with it. Go sit in Julia from the math department’s class and look me in the eye and say our linear algebra class was “too conceptual”

[toasttedbaguels]

subjecting you all to my spotify wrapped. btw what the hell do they mean one of my top genres is Escape Room❓

[error-523scintilla]

As a bisexual woman from and living in Panamá, if someone proudly said out loud they’re an ally I would shed tears of happiness, considering that the default here is Not Being One. Actively someone reminding us we are loved and worth standing with even if technically Not Their Problem, opening themselves to criticism from most of the population, taking the risk, is such a sweet and impactful thing to do. We are few of the countries still not having equal marriage rights, and the piece of shit that our Monseñor is, having an iron fist grip in our politics, it won’t happen soon. So someone from outside the community actively saying they love us is such a beautiful show of love to us here.

When I do tutoring as a side gig with young boys and teenage guys, and they talk to me about stuff they see online, and repeat some mysoginistic bullshit they learnt online, I concerned but patiently ask them what they mean by that. When explaining it out loud I may answer with ‘that’s so mean why would anyone say that about a girl’ with a preoccupied face, and now seeing their favorite funny math teacher looking hurt makes them think ‘wait maybe this is kind of wrong and fucked up actually’. Before that moment, have they ever stopped to think how that was wrong, when all their pals normalize the same thought process? Isn’t that what mysoginistic men online prey on for them to not find out until it explodes on their faces? And now they see their loved tutor, who’s a woman, be affected by those kind of comments when they don’t feel I fit the rhetoric, and ask how much of that stuff is then actually false. To doubt what they’ve been fed, specially in a society like the one in my country. I plant the seed of doubt, and see it bloom. I gently guide them to a place of good while teaching math.

There was this kid in 5th grade before the pandemic who I saw weekly for a few months who one day proudly told me how he defended a girl in his class, who he even kinda disliked for unrelated reasons to this post, be picked up by some other boys for being a girl or some other bullshit I don’t remember. That the stuff they were saying were mean and false and made no sense. He was so proud of standing up for what he felt was wrong and following what his nice teacher had taught him, and I congratulated him for doing a good job. It made him so so happy to be recognized. He was such a nice kid. I hope he’s doing alright now.

Nooo mutual don’t put that “men fall down the alt-right pipeline bc women/feminists are too mean” post on my dash nooo mutual don’t try to say women need to be nicer when dealing with misogynistic men nooo mutual nooo

[k-is-for-potassium]

all of this is /j and /lh!!

edit: just realized thay capitalization's not a thing on tumblr whoops. that explains why i haven't seen it on here tho lol

also how did 0.3 of you choose it if it doesn't exist that's like 16 thousand and oh my god how are there this many of y'all

oopsies i can't do math i meant 160ish

[bonemeal12]

I love watching bad movies cause then nobody gets mad at me when I talk the whole time and repeat every noise/phrase I find funny and yell about the plot holes and the subtitling mistakes.