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#okay I understand the normal person maybe not understanding the whole situation around tariffs but ....i feel like so many trump fans were#huge into tariffs...which ...at that point you probably shoukd have at least read up on it a bit#its just so ...........jesus christ
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I wish there were medieval fantasy written by people who actually found the medieval period interesting
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While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.
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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water
me: I’m king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:
my honest reaction:
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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for someone who really likes spending time by himself i sure do feel the sentiment of “i need someone to pay attention to me or i’m going to start breaking car windows” quite often
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something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.
i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales
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What type of pizza do you think is massively underrated? 🍕👀 It’s bbq pizza for me
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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ever since I was little I knew I never wanted anyone to turn the big light on
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