#math and cards are my only strength

[adiraofthetals]

Mother just enrolled me for my Honors Calculus class

For next Monday. Pains for homeschooler that is two years above in math.

[brotherwtf]

we don't talk enough about hair pulling

it's just math: Gale's slender hands + John's brown curls (+ John's secret praise/pain kink) = a grand ol' sexy time

John didn't even know he liked it until Gale accidentally did it once. Gale was playing with John's hair, cooing about how long it had gotten. John made a quip teasing Gale, and Gale jokingly grabbed a handful of John's hair and pulled it to shut him up. While it did shut John up, it was only because of how shockingly aroused he was by it.

John keeps trying to get Gale to do it again, but Gale somehow has lost interest in his hair. He makes a show of carding his own hands through it to try and entice Gale to pull it again. Gale doesn't take the bait and John is getting antsy again.

They're having sex when John finally snaps. Gale is on top of him, holding in those precious moans while John grinds up into him. His hands are on John's shoulders but his fingers tease the short hairs on the nape of John's neck. John groans deep into Gale's jaw.

"Pull my hair, please Gale, please pull my hair," John begs almost pathetically.

Gale chokes on a moan and works his fingers into John's curls. He tugs harshly, exposing John's neck so Gale can attack it. John whimpers , whimpers for God's sake when Gale's grip gets even harder on his hair. Gale looks down into John's eyes, mouth parted in a sigh.

"God, John, you're so fucking pretty," Gale groans out.

John comes then and there, letting out a prolonged groan and burying his head into Gale's shoulder. With the last of his strength he grinds into Gale, pulling at his cock so that he can finish as well.

They both fall onto the bed afterwards, John sighing contentedly. Gale turns to his side and looks at John with sleepy eyes.

"You know how much I love your hair, John. Have to stop myself from grabbing it every second I can get," He mutters.

"Don't stop," John says. "Pull it as much as you like. It turns me on,"

Gale chuckles and kisses him deeply, pushing his hands gently through John's brown curls.

[flamebunnyy]

A few headcanons for my WoL. I'll just dump all the lore I have under the cut.

Lominsan Astrologians The Lominsan branch of Astrology is still a very new and experimental branch of the secretive Sharleyan/Ishgardian tradition. Initiated by a senior Arcanist Skywatcher of Mealvaan's Gate discovering several Astrology texts and star-charts being used as fish wrapping after their daily walk home by the Fishing Guild, the novel idea of using the arrangement of the heavens as the guiding geometry and the familiarity of using astral navigation warranted further exploration. Unlike their distant cousins, Lominsan Astrology has a heavy navigational and short-term predictive bent, focusing on extrapolating the present and past by projecting their current state onto the cycle of the heavens via arcanum and predicting their future state by backprojecting their transformation through the tabulated movements of the stars. This, of course, is incredibly math heavy, having already produced several new mathematical theories and driven at least four (4) Arcanists insane from the long nights spent in the meeting room they've barricaded themselves in. The lack of access to examples of astrologian planispheres, arms, and even decks of cards has required Lominsan Astrologians to make do with jury rigging existing equipment into the vague facsimile of one, both out of necessity and to suit their needs. As such, Lominsan-produced astrologian arms are highly skeletonized and unadorned, and incorporate a minimum of a sextant, a compass, a chronometer, a barometer, a thermometer, a hygrometer, an artificial horizon, and a sundial, with more advanced prototypes incorporating theodolites for more precise surveying and to take advantage of the platform's stability. They still haven't quite figured out the cards portion of it, and many either use playing card decks or navigation star flash cards to varying degrees of success.

Casting Whereas the modern Arcanist and it's derivatives safely channel aether through amplifying geometries written in aetheroconductive inks, the relative nature of the heavenly geometries require that the user finally channel the backprojected aether-patterns through themselves and out into a usable form. As well documented in the many historical texts of the guild, this is extremely dangerous except for the most well disciplined or hardened practitioners. In all astral navigation, the observer is first and final point of reference.

A nuanced but important difference between the traditional Sharleyan/Ishgardian and the novel Lominsan branch is their method of foresight. In the traditional method pioneered by Lewphon, user attunes their aether to the heavenly movements, drawing on the constellations with help from the planisphere and sets of cards to transform it into new properties or predict the future. In the mostly-independent Lominsan method, Arcanima is projected onto the position of the stars, transformed via moving the planisphere, and then backprojected into a new form, with the future collective movements amplifying the aether's power. The upsides is that the 6 constellations aren't necessary, and any combination of the 57 navigation stars plus the sun, moon, and current location may be used. The downside is that, unless well practiced, calculations must be done via dead reckoning (really Euler's method) of multiple celestial objects. The pure computation required, even for an expert assessor, is well beyond what is reasonable while holding back enough aether to kill a man. As such, only short-term projections are possible (no more than a week, a month if lucky), greatly limiting the Lominsan branch from the far-reaching predictive gifts of their distant cousins. Thankfully for the half-mad assessors, by performing these iterative calculations, the aether is "compressed" at each timestep, allowing them to cast spells at a similar strength to their Sharleyan counterparts. Further, by choosing different combinations of stars, different effects can be produced in replica of traditional Astrologian spells. The 6 constellations are also usable as projective stars, and were the first to be tabulated, making them go-to choices in the heat of battle. In addition, this gives the Lominsan branch much better short-term predictive powers of weather conditions than the other branches. An upside the others may find pitiful, but to the Lominsans, it's well worth the effort.

[whataboutsimple]

Dad! Gabriel headcanons?

Aha! Dadbriel! We love Dadbriel here, right, chat?

But beware, dear Anon, those headcanon are pure random with no indefication of who the child is.

LGBT? He has no clue, how that works, though he knows he himself is a part of it. Still very supportive! It really doesn't matter for him who you are, as long as you're his child.

He probably is that one dad, who everyone tries to flirt with, so you always ready to jump between him and some lonely women to say "Fck off, that's MY dad."

Like playing cards? Maybe poker? Great, he loves those to and would be more than happy to teach you the rules! Though somehow he's always the one to win. Sometimes you think he cheats, but you can't catch him doing this.

Sometimes you both are to lazy to do anything, so pizza for dinner? Great! Two cheese with pepperoni please.

He will always try to participate in your hobbies, of course if you'll let him. Skiing? Cool, he loves it! Football? Not his thing, but he will gladly cheer you from tribunes. Art? Oh, it'll be fun, he'll probably end up all messy in paint or glue.

He will happily go to pride month with you and probably ride you on his shoulders.

Someone's bullying you in schoo/collegel? Smack them in the fa- oh, wait, he supposed to be a responsible adult. Let's talk to the teacher and parents! Didn't work out? Okay, now you can smack them in the face, don't worry, daddy will deal with everything else.

He will help you with math or history, but when it comes to languages, better go and ask uncle Soren.

Before you'll even consider the thought of dating, he will have the talk with you. Not that kind of talk, but something more like "You can date whoever you want, but remember: in the end of the day it's you who should have the last word in a relationship, deal? And you can always come to daddy if they're not good."

He will try to teach you how to cook! If you're good at it, than great! You will usually prepare meal together the way you both want. But if you're not good, he will pretend he doesn't see you stealing the ingredients from the table.

You can get any pet you want! Crocodiles, snakes, frogs, cats, dogs, panteras. Just remember that it'll be your and only your responsibility.

If you had a fight with him, he probably will be the first one to come with apologize and somehow will make it up to you. Though you know you probably were too harsh on him, while he was just caring and worrying.

Daddy always got you, no matter what! So if you, for example, have a friend who need to stay somewhere, you know he will let them in without too much questions. Teachers are being unfair towards you? That's okay, he'll handle it. Maybe boss from your workplace behaving strange? Don't worry, he's got it.

There will be lazy days, when you two do nothing, but watch TV and eat leftovers from what you had before.

He will be strict towards your health, so if it means you need some veggies, than you two will eat veggies, and no, puppy eyes won't save you, he hates it as much as you do, but health is important!

You will have the coolest birthday parties ever! The preparation will be started months before it, but if in the last minute you won't feel like celebrating, that's okay, you can just eat some pizza and throw pieces of cake at each other.

He will cry when you'll be moving out. It doesn't mean he will try to hold you from that, but he totally will cry "My baby is an adult now."

He probably lost you once or twice in the mall, and was so panicked while looking for you. Meanwhile you print fell asleep between clothes while hiding from him as a prank. He won't be mad in the end, but totally will be scared.

He will ask you to teach him videogames! But probably will fail miserably everywhere expect Stardew Valley. His favourite bachelor is Harvey!

It's kinda easy to prank him, but he'll always return it with twice a strength, so you don't do it that much.

Sometimes he'll be sad, but that's okay! He's a human too. All you need to do is to hug him, while he's mind is resting.

That's all I can think off rn. It can be about you, but it can be about Petra and Jesse as well! Hope you enjoyed, dear Anon!<3

[thatdehydratedmedic]

How I wish I had studied during my A levels

I want to start by saying this is NOT a guide. If anything, It comes closest to being a disorganized rant. Its basically what I would tell myself if I could go back in time. I wrote down that I’d also slap my past self. But my better judgement suggests that I should be kinder to myself. I’d give her a hug. She did the best with what she had when she finally tried, and I applaud and thank her for that. She was so brave and so, so, kind. I truly appreciate her effort. If not for her strength I would not be here today. Here’s a kiss to her forehead. I celebrate the immense trust she had in God and her love for me. My love, past self, you were so strong, I love you. You feel more and more distant from me every day, and yet you burn bright, scarlet red. You truly were a teenager full of rage.

1. Past papers

Past papers are the BEST resource for scoring good marks at A-Level. They provide a great insight into the question types as well as prepares you to answer questions in the way that examiners expect you to answer for them to give you a good grade. Doing past papers will help familiarize yourself with patterns and will make you less likely to suffer from exam anxiety later on. Regretfully, I barely did any past papers, especially at A2 level. For each subject I did, I can count on one hand the number of papers I've done. I did do quite a few Dhivehi HSC papers. (SSC papers also help for Dhivehi HSC btw)

2. YouTube videos

YouTube videos are great if you're looking to improve your understanding of a specific concept. This is especially helpful fur biology and math. Personally, I did not use YouTube at all for chemistry, however, I am inclined to believe that many would find it helpful and really urge everyone to make good use of it. When I was cramming for my A2 exams and had only about 2 weeks left I realized the sheer amount of content I had missed as I had skipped so many classes. I do wish I had at least started watching YouTube videos to catch up on the syllabus a bit earlier.

3. Skimming through textbooks

I do not have much to say regarding textbooks except that when I thought it would be useful, it wasn’t – and when I thought it would not be useful, it was. I assume that’s just my misassumption. I most likely some of you will be more perceptive of when you should reach out for it. However, I did find that at times when I had missed many classes it certainly did help to go through the textbook after attempting a past paper to no avail. I mostly suggest just reading through the contents, learning outcomes and processes, as I found that reading the processes did indeed help grasp them better, such as the Kreb’s cycle and all the neuron and muscle processes. (I forgot them all, can you tell? Let this be a reminder to you to NOT procrastinate, get off TikTok and Genshin impact and start grinding)

4. Anki Cards

If you’re an aspiring medical student like me, I’m sure you would’ve heard of Anki cards already. If not, Anki is basically a flashcard app, like Quizlet but better. I would get into the details but everyone always says the same thing and I do not want to sound like a broken record. You should look it up and when you do, you’ll see what I mean. Regardless, I found Anki especially helpful for Biology and Islam. These 2 subjects are memorization heavy, and although people do say you should not use Anki to learn but should use it for recall, I digress. Use it however you want, and besides – I was way beyond saving at this point. When I was cramming for Islam just 3 days in advance, Anki was the way to go. Took 2 days to make the cards and memorized them all on the last day. Don’t do that though. Halfway through and I’ve forgotten what the title was. What I would’ve done differently. How silly. I would’ve made cards early and actually used the cards as I should have. But if you’re like me and procrastinate like a little bitch, don’t fret. You’ve still got this.

5. Paying attention in class and not being late

I’m not going to pretend I regret missing math class. Maybe a little because I ended up failing (getting a B) but not enough to make me cry. (Lies.) But anyways, for a class that was 45 minutes long, I showed up 30 minutes late. Math was always first for the entire year. And for a night owl like me, this meant that there was nothing you could do to make me get to school on time. I am a changed person. I promise I go to work on time no matter what now. But back then I only had 2 things in mind. Have fun and get rest. That was not a good mindset. I was spaced out the entire class. I do regret this. Everyday, every week, every month, for 2 years, I paid almost 0 attention in class. On the rare occasions which I did, I learnt so much, unless I was scrambling to understand because I hadn’t paid attention on earlier days. For the lessons which days I did the classwork and participated during lessons, I found that I had an easier time understanding them later on. Genuinely, if anyone reads this, I’m sure you’re laughing at this paragraph because who even states such an obvious thing right? Well, back at you, my friend. Sometimes we do need the obvious to be stated in bold and highlighted in yellow.

6. More religious – focus on what matters (SKIP THIS IF YOU’RE NOT MUSLIM!!)

As you can already tell, I was a very irresponsible little bitch during my A levels. Too With 0 discipline, I was not as religious as I wish I had been. Albeit I did pray Tahajjud almost daily, I was very lost in the worldly life. I was not focused on my Akhira at all. This led me to living very freely and without regret. However, the numerous distractions couldn’t put a will to live inside me. Although I had been outwardly very happy and outgoing, it was a depressing time. Only a few levels above rock bottom, but that’s a story for another day. I did reconnect with Allah close to A levels. Not because I wanted good grades but because I had gone too far away. In the end, my closeness with Allah helped me to regain my motivation to study, and was the driving force to start cramming, even in the little time I had. If I could go back in time, I would recite Quran for an hour every day, and do my dhikr in addition to Tahajjud.

7. Wearing less makeup

As you might have already guessed, I was a pretty shallow person during that time and made sure to have a full face of makeup every day. This is not to say that you become a shallow person if you wear a full face of makeup every day. It is only my personal experience that when I wear makeup, it’s usually for shallow reasons. I would spend hours every day getting ready even after waking up late. In essence, my priorities were all jumbled up. It’s not that I would wear less makeup, but I would not place such high importance for my looks, especially over my studies. Studies would come first, looking good will come after. Besides, who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals? As a young girl, I cared too much.

8. Quality over quantity in friendships and leave the romantic pursuits for later

As someone who had been bullied almost my whole life, I was thrilled to finally learn how to get along. I made many friends during A levels. This new found sense of belonging did not translate well in my academics. I was distracted. I prioritized my friends more than my studies. I became more confident in my romantic pursuits as well. In the end, I lost sight of what mattered the most and ruined my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change my life. I failed my parents and my family. I failed myself.

9. Believe in myself

I used to loath myself terribly. I guess to an extent I still do. This is entirely my own fault I suppose, and it wouldn’t matter if it did not affect anyone else. Unfortunately, my lack of self esteem has disappointed my family and teachers. Everyone except me believes in me. This is not a blessing but a curse. Because this has only led to me disappointing them all. At the end of the day, I am despised for being lazy. I avoided attending classes, self-studying, doing any form of practice or revision for months because I was terrified of failure. Insecurity turned to self-sabotage. The humiliation I failed in the end was greater than what I would have if I had been honest with myself to begin with. I will admit, a lot of these issues came from the fact that my teachers and parents called me a gifted child. Without offering any guidance or support, this so-called ‘love’ suffocated me. I was afraid of not meeting their expectations. They couldn’t possibly know I was not the brightest child ever if I never tried. Their comments always seemed to swing between two opposites. Sometimes it was, “It’s okay. You’re doing so well and you’re barely trying.” And when they would decide to no longer look at me through their eyes of mercy they’d say, “You’re arrogant. You’ll never make it. You think you can do it but we know with that little effort you can’t.” How ignorant. I believed I would never make it, regardless of whatever effort I made. To this day I do not know what life would be like if I had worked hard with confidence. Do me a favor, dear, reader, and let me know. The alternative is turning out like me, btw.

10. Maintain a healthy lifestyle

I’ve never been to a psychiatrist, but I can confidently say I have mental issues. I assume its depression but what would I know, I’m no psychiatrist. I am always tired, dehydrated, sleep deprived and starving. Oftentimes I shiver and I am constantly cold. I shake with anxiety in the face of people. Nothing seems worth spending my time on. I never exercise, I am always in bed, rotting. That is until I go to work. Have I mentioned I work at a hospital? Although I work shift duties, this work has given me a sense of routine. I enjoy speaking to patients. Even on my worst days, I find that helping people gives me a sense of accomplishment and goal. I lose track of time. I am so engrossed I don’t even realize when the day passes by. That said, I believe a healthy life style would greatly benefit anyone. Get enough sleep, drink enough water, eat well, rest and move. My caffeine-addicted-back-broken-ass with no sense of day or night anymore won’t. But you definitely should. I won’t, obviously, but if you do it will only be for your own good.

As I've already mentioned, this is not a guide in any way, and is not meant to be used as such. This is merely myself reflections and what I wish I had done differently. These are my flaws I wish to change going forward. That said, it would make me happy if this ended up helping someone out, somehow.

[mirrormazeworld]

TWST Theory : A Way For Yuu to Go Back Home (Deep Analysis Based on Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass) Part 1

⚠️WARNING⚠️

⚠️CONTAINS SPOILER CHAPTER 7 ⚠️

⚠️VERY LONG THEORY AND CONTAINS MATH. MIGHT GIVE YOU HEADACHE, PROCEED WITH YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

Finally we got some more essential informations from Diasomnia chapter 3 so it's finally time to end this long analysis of TWST Theory : Deep Analysis Based on Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass . The analysis and theory is longer than I expected so I'll divide it into parts. As for now part 1 of this theory is only about introduction to warm up our brain so it's still easy to understand before I drag you to this rabbit hole of a theory later. This is just my own personal assumptions, analysis and opinions as the fans of Twisted Wonderland and Lewis Carroll's work of Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass and isn't necessarily right, so please take it with a grain of salt. And as Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass are full of logic and Math, this final analysis will have Math as well.

Side note : I recommend you to read at least this previous theory first so you'll know what I'm talking about.

Epel: “What is your favorite class?”

Ace: So now you wanna know what I’m actually good at…? Mmm, I wonder what it could be… I guess maybe Enigmics?

Epel: Eh, Enigmics!? That’s one of my weaker classes, so that’s amazing.

Ace: Hah, yeah, there’s a ton of guys who’re not that good at this class, huh～ But hey, I kinda get it.

Ace: Like, when I first saw questions like "Express the strength of this fire magic as an equation," I was super confused.

Ace: But you can figure it out as long as you just remember the formulas to use, right? And…

Ace: There’s also stuff like “Express phenomenon A using this magical formula,” or “Derive the power of magic B using this equation.”

Ace: ‘Cause there’s only one possible answer, I don’t really gotta stress too much.

-From Ace's Broomquet Card-

(Translated by @/mysteryshoptls)

One biggest mystery of Twisted Wonderland that's Yuu's main purpose in the game and something Crowley has been avoiding the whole time to answer is : "How can Yuu go back to their original world?"

We all know that when the first time we play the game we see Dark Mirror with Crowley's voice guiding us to take the hand reflected in the mirror and then this is how we(Yuu) start to enter the world of Twisted Wonderland.

Ortho said there might be "specific conditions" and "coincidence" in order for Yuu to go back home. From what Ace said in his Broomquet card, in Twisted Wonderland, there's something equivalent of Mathematics in our (Yuu's) world called "Enigmics". It's said that a phenomenon in Twisted Wonderland can be expressed in the form of equation/formula in the same way as Math and Physics.

In chapter 7 Diasomnia part 3, it's revealed that Malleus can disturb spacetime. In the prologue, Crowley also said something about spacetime teleportation.

In physics, spacetime is a mathematical model that combines the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time into a single four-dimensional manifold.

So just as "Enigmics" is something to calculate and do some magic with certain formulas and equations like Math and is also claimed to be something that can answer and explain any phenomenon ocuring in Twisted Wonderland just the same as how Physics explain somewhat "magical" phenomenon before the formula was discovered, just like how Lewis Carroll put extreme level Math inside his works of Alice in Wonderland as the logic behind his writing, what if Yana really put some kind of real life Math equation as the concept for Yuu to go back home so that all this time what Yuu seek is actually this equation?

Looking back at my previous character analysis about Crowley having the role of Mad Hatter (and I recommend you to read it), if it's really true that math and physics has influence in Twisted Wonderland then the only reasonable and suitable "condition" that can explain all of this is the spacetime equation, the four number system called "quaternion" that is the main inspiration of Mad Tea Party from Alice in Wonderland. And if Twisted Wonderland is truly based on "Alice in Wonderland" and "Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There" by Lewis Carroll, then that would also means that this "quaternion" is actually also a way and a condition for Yuu to go back home.

The Key to Go Back Home : "The Missing Characters of Alice in Wonderland"

Have you ever noticed that despite the name of the game being "Wonderland", we never see some famous characters from Alice in Wonderland like White Rabbit or Mad Hatter? And yet we don't even see those characters in Heartslabyul dorm even though Heartslabyul is the dorm of Alice in Wonderland...

Ortho said each individuals in Twisted Wonderland has different specific conditions.

In reality, Mad Hatter, March Hare and Dormouse which appears in chapter Mad Tea Party from Alice in Wonderland are actually represents three terms of quaternion. In the same way, if Yana really put quaternion inside TWST then that also means we can put twst characters that meet specific conditions into quaternion as well, which means each TWST characters that meet specific conditions to be put inside quaternion will be the key characters for Yuu to go back home.

And those "specific conditions" are the traits/conditions that has connections with the characters that appears in Mad Tea Party from Alice in Wonderland, and those characters are the characters that's hidden by Yana, "The Missing Characters of Alice in Wonderland". Today I'll reveal who those "missing characters of Wonderland" are and also the "key characters" of Twisted Wonderland for Yuu to go back home

Mickey the Dormouse

We will start from the most obvious one which has already been confirmed by Ortho that Mickey is one of the "key characters" for Yuu to go back home.

In Disney Alice in Wonderland, Dormouse is one of the character at the tea party and he is always sleeping inside the teapot.

The dormouse is a nocturnal rodent; its name is derived from the French dormir, thus “sleeping mouse.”

In the newest Diasomnia book 7 chapter 3, it's revealed that everytime Mickey come to that room and interacted with Yuu through the mirror (and finally meet Yuu and Grim in person)those are all happening in his dream when he is sleeping.

Dormouse is also somehow "in a different place" which is inside the teapot. Mickey is in different place from Twisted Wonderland, which is inside/behind the mirror. In addition, if we put some wordplay like Lewis Carroll did in his works, Mickey only appears in ramshackle dorm and not anywhere else. Which makes him the "Dorm Mouse" (Dormouse)

Crowley the Mad Hatter

Not only because of obviously he knows something about the way for Yuu to go back home (and even if he doesn't really know he is in charge of researching it anyway), If you read some of my previous theory mainly from here about Crowley, you might already know that Crowley has Mad Hatter aspect in his character concept besides Diablo (in which makes him both Crow and Raven and thus also met the condition to be associated with Mad Hatter), but I'll give some more explanation and also conclusion from the previous theories about Crowley.

From this analysis I did previously, his name Dire Crowley, are both refers to a raven and a crow. Dire is read "Dia" in Japanese katakana, retconned to have similar pronunciation as "Diaboro"(Diablo) which is the name of Maleficent's raven. In Diasomnia book 7 chapter 3 Yuu, Grim, Silver and Sebek meet Maleficent's minion in Lilia's dream, which wear similar mask like Crowley's that only shows the light of their eyes. There are no official confirmation yet, but this is a strong sign that Crowley might be the minion of Thorn Witch/Thorn Queen, moreover her right hand man, as Diablo is Maleficent's right hand, which makes Crowley also a raven and therefore meet the condition as Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland as well, since raven is the key to Mad Hatter riddle, and crow is the key from its sequel, Through The Looking Glass which refers back to quaternion in Alice in Wonderland's Mad Tea Party chapter, both raven and crow are revering to the time itself. More about the explanation of Crowley's name that's associated with Mad Hatter riddle can be found there in this post.

Silver the March Hare

I know what you are thinking, Sliver is just a normal beautiful human and not a hare nor a rabbit fae nor he is born in March but why is he the March Hare?

Just the same way as I did an analysis on Crowley previously, I will need to solve the riddle in Alice in Wonderland first and then I can show you why Silver has the role of March Hare.

The Hatter was the first to break the silence. “What day of the month is it?” he said, turning to Alice: he had taken his watch out of his pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking it every now and then, and holding it to his ear.

Alice considered a little, and then said “The fourth.”

“Two days wrong!” sighed the Hatter. “I told you butter wouldn’t suit the works!” he added looking angrily at the March Hare.

“It was the best butter,” the March Hare meekly replied.

“Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well,” the Hatter grumbled: “you shouldn’t have put it in with the bread-knife.”

The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, “It was the best butter, you know.”

Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiosity. “What a funny watch!” she remarked. “It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!”

“Why should it?” muttered the Hatter. “Does your watch tell you what year it is?”

“Of course not,” Alice replied very readily: “but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.”

“Which is just the case with mine,” said the Hatter.

Alice felt dreadfully puzzled. The Hatter’s remark seemed to have no sort of meaning in it, and yet it was certainly English. “I don’t quite understand you,” she said, as politely as she could.

In that captions from Alice in Wonderland, it's said that the Hatter's watch tells the day of the month and doesn't tell what o'clock it is, so we can assume his watch as a calendar-watch, and he said his watch is "two days wrong"

In reality, there was exactly two days’ difference between the lunar and solar calendar months, therefore we can assume that Mad Hatter’s calendar-watch runs on lunar time, and this explains why the watch is “two days wrong.”. Besides, "Mad Tea Party" can also be called a "Lunatic Tea Party".

Silver is one of the seven metals in Alchemy, and often associated with the Moon. The symbol for silver is also associated with the moon in astrology as well.

The Hatter shook his head mournfully. “Not I!” he replied. “We quarrelled last March—just before he went mad, you know—” (pointing with his tea spoon at the March Hare,) “—it was at the great concert given by the Queen of Hearts, and I had to sing.

“Well, I’d hardly finished the first verse,” said the Hatter, “when the Queen jumped up and bawled out, ‘He’s murdering the time! Off with his head!’”

“How dreadfully savage!” exclaimed Alice.

“And ever since that,” the Hatter went on in a mournful tone, “he won’t do a thing I ask! It’s always six o’clock now.”

A bright idea came into Alice’s head. “Is that the reason so many tea-things are put out here?” she asked.

“Yes, that’s it,” said the Hatter with a sigh: “it’s always tea-time, and we’ve no time to wash the things between whiles.”

“Then you keep moving round, I suppose?” said Alice.

“Exactly so,” said the Hatter: “as the things get used up.”

“But what happens when you come to the beginning again?” Alice ventured to ask.

“Suppose we change the subject,” the March Hare interrupted, yawning. “I’m getting tired of this. I vote the young lady tells us a story.”

In the captions from "Mad Tea Party", it's said that Hatter quarrelled with Hare last March (Spring) just before March Hare went mad, at the concert of Queen of Hearts (party) where he was murdering the time and thus stuck in tea time and can't move past six.

We all know that Diasomnia chapters of twst JP are all released in spring. The frame story of Alice’s Adventures—in both the Under Ground and Wonderland versions—mirrors the story of Persephone’s journey to the underworld, in which Persephone herself is the Goddess of Spring.

As this part is only introduction, I'll not going to explain into details here, but I can confidently say that what Malleus did is actually mirroring to what actually is happening with Twisted Wonderland itself, NRC, Yuu, and Grim.

In chapter Diasomnia, the one who went mad is Malleus who is using his unique magic that can freeze timespace and murdering time itself within the range of his magic that keeps expanding as he also borrows magic from nature as he is a fae.

In Diasomnia chapter when everyone fell asleep because of Malleus' UM, Yuu and Grim appeared in a dream behind ramshackle mirror, which is Mickey's dream, and because of it's behind ramshackle mirror and in Mickey's dream, the number on the calendar is reversed. Assuming it happened in the same month as when twst JP released part 3 of book Diasomnia, it seems like Mickey had this dream on May 15th, which means when Yuu and Grim arrived in that room because of Malleus' magic as Malleus went mad and freeze the time at 21:18 , it happened the same day as Silver's birthday. It's similar to the Hatter who murdered time at Queen of Heart's concert (party) and made the time stopped at six, which also at the same time when Hare went mad. Although in chapter Diasomnia the one who went mad is Malleus and not Silver, remember what kind of tea party is in Disney's version of Alice in Wonderland where there are Mad Hatter, March Hare and Dormouse? It's "Unbirthday Party", as it's the opposite of "Birthday Party", the same way as the reversed number in calendar as Mickey's room/dream is "The Dream Behind the Mirror".

Then you will wonder, "If Mickey, Crowley, and Silver are the three terms of quaternion, then who is supposed to be fourth term? Isn't it supposed to be four?" This is why in the beginning Crowley said "Grim and Yuu are one student" as they both represent the fourth term of quaternion.

How so? This is only an intro to the theory as I said so I won't explain it here, this is all for now. I'll post the next part after I finish writing it as it'll be even longer and much more difficult than this so please look forward to it!

[silly-thinkings]

AGFC pt.5

A/n: Last chapter for now. I'm happy with this kind of conclusion. I've been feeling a bit down lately with my writing. like... insecure about it. I have all these W.I.Ps and Ideas but I don't think I got that oomph that I had when I started this blog ya know. If Im going to continue this series then it'll probably follow Young Justice season 3. Maybe Y/n will make an appearance in season 2 with Kaldure ya know. Anyway! Enjoy, let me know what you think :) Stay hydrated! Drink water plz

Y/n knew Jason was dead. It didn’t matter how fast her father was on his batmobile. She did the math, he won’t get there in time. Y/n sat in an isolated room, no different from the one Clark had put her in all those years ago. Except this time she was in the bat cave. She scratched at her inhibitor collar as she reflected on all the memories that Megan had stolen from her. No wonder Lex was after her, she was talented. Her fighting style was unmatched. With the right pressure points her opponent can lose control of their arm. A simple tap on a nerve and they’re out of the fight. Suddenly the door opened revealing Alfred holding on to a tray of cookies. A dry laugh escaped the girl before she turned her body to face away from the butler. 

“Lady Y/n-”

“Bruce will be mad at you if you’re here. He might disown you Alfie.”

Alfred closed his eyes. It pained him to see her like this. He placed the tray down and took a seat behind her. She felt his presence, but more importantly she felt a slight draft coming into her cell. 

“I’ll speak to Bruce about this. Y/n understand that you are an amazing girl. Capable of so much good in the world.”

Now y/n felt tears swell her eyes “I’m a weapon Alfred. Do you think someone dressed like this saves people? Ha! And what of that Martian girl. She gets a slap on the wrist for messing with our memories.”

Alfred was about to say something but The sound of Tim’s voice echoed in the cave. 

“Bruce said not to talk to her till he got back.”

That finally set her off. Y/n closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She was going to save Jason. Then she’ll run away. Forget this family. Forget everyone! 

Y/n quickly stood and Jammed two fingers along Alfred’s shoulders stunning the man. She then applied pressure to other parts of his back and arms successfully subduing him. Alfred fell to the floor as numbness seeped throughout his body. he looked back in shock as Y/n grabbed a cookie that had fallen and fled the cell. But she wasn’t in the clear yet. She needed to get the inhibitor color off. Tim took a stance infront of where the key cards were held.

“You’re not getting pass me Y/n”

Tim didn’t expect her to move so fast. He was able to block and evade some of her moves but as soon as she applied pressure on his calves he fell over. 

“Pressure points works wonders when your facing an opponent bigger than you Timmy.” Y/n successfully knocked the teen out. She reached for the keycard and removed the collor. In an instant her powers returned. 

“Don’t miss y/n please.”

Y/n flew to the door, looking down at the only man who showed up to all her events. Who fed her, to took care of her with all his heart. “I’m sorry Alfred. Goodbye.”

***

Y/n couldn’t believe she actually made it. Her flight was slow but by pushing her feet against the air using her strength she was able to speed as fast as she ever could. It created a popping sound with every step, greatly satisfying her.  Y/n broke into the safe house. Jason layed limp on the floor, y/n heard the sound of ticking. She frantically looked for the bomb. 

“N-no time” Jason gasped for air, he didn’t know who was there to save him but he’s sure glad they’re here.

Y/n seemingly ignored his cry and continued searching. She was good at disarming bombes. Y/n confidently pulled out the bomb and clipped the right wire successfully stopping the threat. The girl laughed, she did it. She saved her brother. Y/n flew to Jason and grabbed under his arms. “Sorry Jay. I don’t know how to carry you properly. But I disarmed the bomb so we’re good.”

Y/n felt Jason’s body relax slightly as she dragged him out the door. It was then that she heard another beeping sound. Then another. Panicked she followed them to the walls of the shed. There were more. Was the bomb a trap? 

Tick

Tok

Tik tik tok tik

“Y/n? What’s wrong.” Jason attempted to sit up but his broken bones sent pain throughout his body.”

“No. This wasn’t suppose to happen I. There’s more bombs. I can’t disarm them all. I… what.”

Y/n felt dizzy as the flush of sounds overwhelmed her again. Seemingly from every angle in the world. Jason crawled towards his younger sister. He accepted his fate but she gave him hope. Here he was thinking he was a failure. The motion happened so quick y/n cradled herself into a ball again pressing her ears together. She felt Jason enveloping her in a hug. “I got ya kid.”

*Boom*

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Y/n fluttered her eyes open. Snow fell from the sky. A mixture of white with black soot fell atop her nose.

Thump-thump

She heard the sound of a drum. When she tried to get up she noticed an arm over her.

Thump…. Thump.

No. It wasn’t a drum it was a heartbeat. Y/n frantically got to her knees to look down at her Brother. His mask and costume ripped. She herself felt pain along the side on her body. But no injury could amount to what she was facing.

“No… no no Jason no hang on. I’ll get help. I’ll find dad. I- I can still-“

Thump

Thump

“You- so cool-“ Jason attempted to smile. There was nothing she could do. It pained him to leave her like this. Y/n placed both of her hands on her face. Then to his chest. She can hear every pop and crackle from his broken bones. 

Thump 

…..

“Jay…. Speak to me. Please.” 

Y/n didn’t scream. She was tired of that. Jason probably wouldn’t want that. She hugged her brother as the sobs grew louder. This wasn’t suppose to happen. She was suppose to prove to everyone that she was capable of being a hero. How could she explain this to Bruce? What would Connor think?

“What have you done?”

The dark knights deep voice made y/n freeze. She looked up, she felt tiny when looking at her armored father “He… protected me. I tried to save him I… I tried to-“

“What you did is got him KILLED Y/n!”

Y/n flinched. He never raised his voice like this.

Bruce realized his mistake. He walked towards them but Y/n frantically shuffled back. Just like she did Clark. 

“You think I killed him? Ha…hahaha” 

0 hours till Y/n Wayne Broke.

Y/n pressed her hands over her eyes “where were you! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU.” She looked up to see Bruce walking away with Jason. Not looking back at her at all “You never show up. And when you do YOUR LATE.” 

Bruce turned to see y/n roll frantically on the grounds. Her laughter and pained screams haunted him.

“We’re just your solders. That’s why Dick left.” Y/n felt a different kind of pressure well up in her eyes. She looked to the sky and saw red. 

Bruce watched as y/n shot lasers out of her eyes. He closed his eyes 

“I’m sorry” he whispered. Bruce left with Jason, his priorities shifting.

Y/n heard him but she didn’t care. For a being who hears everything, that comment fell on deaf ears. For the first time she was alone. Was she free? She didn’t know. Y/n closed her eyes. She rose from the ground like a ghost and flew to the only person who’d maybe treat her fine. 

***

Lex finished his nightly skin care routine. Feeling refreshed and ready for the day. What he didn’t expect was to find Y/n floating behind him. He let out a squeal before realizing it was the clone. Her eyes shut. Outfit ripped and burned. Blood dripping from her side as impailed glass seemingly pulsaded from her.

“You said I was a weapon they feared.” She said in a low tone. 

She was broken. Lex smiled, he didn’t think it would work that fast. What must’ve happened to have this girl seek comfort from him of all people. Lex opened his arm. 

“Come child. Together we can show them.” 

Y/n slowly flew into his arms. No tears left to shed. Drifting off to sleep. 

Epilogue 

Bruce returned to the cave with Jason in his arms. His shoulders felt heavy, he’d failed his children like never before. Alfred quickly ran to his side but no words were exchanged. Bruce looked up at the butler, the pain in his eyes was severe. 

The sound of the zeta tube chimed. Connor practically ran through with Tim close behind. 

“I tried to stop him but-“

Both boys saw Jason. Connor noticed the lack of his sister. 

“Where is she? What happened?”

Tim began shaking his head as he fell to the ground. Impossible she’s half Kryptonian. Alfred frowned aswell. 

Connor clenched his fists “BRUCE! Where is my sister.” He too had time to reflect on his stolen memories, and he felt stupid. How didn’t he know she did something to them. 

“I’m sorry… she’s gone.” 

Alfred covered his mouth. Guilt began to sink in. 

“N-no… no.” Connor fell to his knees. 

On that day, Two members of the bat family were declared dead.

[cruel-as-sin]

get to know your mutuals

thank you so much @flowersforbucky for tagging me!

what’s the origin of your blog title? it’s two of my favorite taylor swift songs put together! cruel summer (my all time favorite song ever) + guilty as sin? (one of my favs from ttpd) = cruel-as-sin aka cas!

favorite fandoms? i only write for x-men right now but some of my other fandoms include star wars, marvel, critical role, six of crows/shadow and bone, genshin impact (don’t look at me), once upon a time, anything hugh jackman is in, and taylor swift!

favorite color? blue! specifically a darker blue but im not picky

favorite game? on the basis of it being top tier i have to say minecraft, but also- jedi fallen order and jedi survivor, starfield, skyrim, genshin impact, and a way out

song stuck in your head? disease by lady gaga

weirdest habit/trait? i talk too much. get me going and i will not stop. i talk to myself all the time too

hobbies? writing of course, reading when i find the energy (which is not often), video games!! dnd (as a player and a dm), tv and movies, music, editing, and i’ve been trying to get into some more artsy stuff lately as well

if you work, what’s your profession? i’m a full time college student majoring in creative writing- but on breaks, i work as an office assistant at a university

if you could have any job, what would it be? a fantasy author! (shocking i know)

something you’re good at? supporting others- i try really hard to be there for the people i care about. buying them treats to make them feel better, seeking out videos that i think will make them smile, being a shoulder to cry on, taking care of tasks for them, etc

something you’re bad at? anything requiring physical strength/exertion. you’ve got the wrong guy

something you love? the beauty of life. making someone smile, laughter, babies/newborn animals, watching different species connect with one another, nature, gently falling snow… i could go on

something you could talk about for hours? anything, and i mean anything. i am a serial yapper and everyone who knows me is a victim of this. please ask about my life i will never shut up about anything

something you hate? oh god so many things. i mean the obvious in todays society but more specific to me, people who are insincere. if you’re a hater just say that, don’t be fucking fake about it, don’t act like someone you’re not. pisses me off fr. oh and also loud people. i’m talking like no respect for others, banging on doors for shits and giggles, yelling and screaming while throwing parties, blasting music… all that stuff. that loud ass car won’t make your dick any bigger

something you collect? mementos! ticket stubs, receipts, little drawings, notes my friends and i passed back and forth during class, cards, letters, etc :)

what’s your love language? big fan of all of them but quality time is my number one

favorite movie/show? logan is my fav x-men movie but x1 is my comfort film for sure, tv show would probably be the mandalorian

favorite food? pasta is my go to, but i go CRAZY for some chicken and rice

favorite animal? cats :3

are you musical? yes! i’ve played guitar and ukulele for a few years now, and i also sing!

what were you like as a child? autistic. and no i am not exaggerating.. i spent a lot of time playing by myself as opposed to with others, had very few friends, and got bullied for seemingly no reason bc i was the weird kid 😭

favorite subject in school? english (no surprises here)

least favorite subject in school? math. no question

what’s your best character trait? loyalty. i am ride or die for the people i care about and i will go to WAR to defend them

worst character trait? i’m a chronic procrastinator… like, it’s BAD y’all. i’ve vowed to never have planned release dates for my chapters/fics for this exact reason

if you could time travel, who would you like to meet? david bowie! absolute icon

no pressure tags: @logansbaby @dilfverines @wlwloverwrites @thinkinonsense and anyone else who wants to join in!

[shadowbends]

Donatello and Shigeo being pitted against each other for the @autismswagsummit is so, so funny to me because they’re both kings of the ‘tism dripping in swag—but are also on opposite ends of the (sometimes literal) spectrum.

Donnie is touch-adverse, but is fairly confident in expressing himself. Mob is the inverse of that, struggling more with emotional regulation and social cues.

On that note, Donnie can sometimes be inconsiderate of others, but always tries to make up for it by showing his affection in other ways, like gift-giving. By contrast, Shigeo often feels like he has little to offer his friends, but has a wellspring of compassion that has time and time again proved to be his biggest strength.

As anyone familiar with the series knows, Donnie is a super genius and his greatest love is ✨ science ✨. Mob struggles academically, even with elementary grade math.

Donnie takes a long time to come around to accepting mystic powers, and hates that science can’t explain them. Shigeo seems to develop new psychic abilities every time he sneezes, with a shrug of “well, guess I can do that now”.  

Wildest fantasy? Donnie dreams of the day he can get his hands on some uranium (don’t worry about it). Meanwhile, Mob is like: the courage to confess my feelings to my crush would be nice. Also 6-pack abs? 

Fashion! While he normally doesn’t wear much, a fashion montage episode demonstrates Donnie has the fashion sense of a JoJo’s character. As for Shigeo, uh. Well. No one but him could pull this ensemble off. We hope. 

Donnie has his carefully cultivated ~bad boy image~, whereas Mob can only be described as a card-carrying Good Boy™.

Both characters can defend themselves and then some in a fight, but their approach is... a little different to say the least. Donnie is the physical manifestation of the kitten in that “father, I crave violence” meme, and god help you if the intrusive thoughts win when his impulse control brothers aren’t around. Meanwhile. Shigeo has cried more than once because he didn’t want to hurt people who were actively trying to murder him. 

Donnie is a textbook middle child, with all the competitive energy that comes with it. Mob is a big brother and could not be prouder of how amazing his little brother is, stopping just shy of Will Smith posing at him.

Last but not least: Donnie craves approval and attention from adults. Mob has that. In fact, some days he would like a little less of that, so he could have a social life with kids his own age. 

[hail-ey-m]

gααяα—ιη¢σяяє¢т qυσтєѕ

Relationship: up to reader

!!TW: Cursing, murder mentioned for satirical purposes!!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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Y/n: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Gaara: Alright, what's 30x17?

Y/n: 47

Gaara: That's not even close.

Y/n: But it was fast.

Y/n: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Gaara: Killed without hesitation.

Y/n: No.

Y/n: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Gaara: Thank you

Y/n: I didn't say that was a good thing

Gaara: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Gaara: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Gaara: Absolutely not.

Y/n: How do I deal with my enemies?

Gaara: Kill them

Y/n: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Gaara: Kill them only a little?

Gaara: *Accidentally hits Y/n in the face*

Gaara: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Gaara: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Y/n: What’s wrong with you?!

Y/n: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Y/n: What did you do?

Gaara: Nobody died.

Y/n: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Gaara: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Y/n: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Gaara: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Gaara: i became more evil if you’re curious

Y/n: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Gaara: i’m going to get worse on purpose

*Gaara and Y/n are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Gaara: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Y/n, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Gaara: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/n: I think you mean cards.

Gaara, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Gaara: God, give me patience.

Y/n: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Gaara: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Gaara: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Y/n: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Gaara: You kill people for money?!

Y/n: I can explain!

Gaara: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

(Ik gaara has insomnia but I thought this was funny anyway👇🏻)

Gaara: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Y/n: Gaara, that's a coma.

Gaara: Sounds festive.

Gaara: I’m going to take you out

Y/n: great, it’s a date!

Gaara: I meant that as a threat.

Y/n: See you at five!

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© 2023 Shiggy | All Rights Reserved | No portion of this work may be used or adapted in any way without the author's explicit consent.

[devout-of-the-elder-scrolls]

Zenithar Quick Start Guide

A guide for beginning with Zenithar, intended to help you begin your practice, but not to serve as the only information you use.

Keep in mind most of this post is UPG versus just based on the fictional canon, based on my personal experiences with this entity. It may directly contrast fictional canon and the experiences of others.

ZENITHAR

zen-ih-thar aka. Zeht ◦ Z’en ◦ Xen prns. he / they domain. The Radiant Market date. February 05th

Zenithar is best known as the God of Work and Commerce, though one should never forget His rulership over community and communication. Within other traditions, They also stand as a God of Vengeance and Law. He encourages people to work hard but to also rest and rely on ones community for full aid and support; to defend oneself and to receive retribution.

He is a calm God, who rarely speaks without thinking deeply about what They plan to say. He’s very calm a good chunk of the time, rarely seen angry except when someone manages to enact a great cruelty upon a dear follower. 

Zenithar will be present for you when you work, supporting your job and your life. He stands by you and protects you in the workplace from harm and being mistreated by coworkers and the public. They are a protective God, wanting to keep all followers safe.

A less commonly spoken of aspect of Zenithar is the warrior god, but one who holds the blade in the sheath for as long as theoretically possible. He does not enjoy striking, but shall and will should the situation call for it.

Within Bosmeri tradition, Z’en or Xen is, much like Y’ffre, a God of the Green. It’s unclear in canon how far His reach goes, as it’s only stated as “rumored to be greater than crops and cattle”.

Within Redguard tradition, Zeht is the son of Ruptga (Tall Papa), who denounced His father, leading Tall Papa to make it hard to grow food upon the earth. They are the father of Zeqqi. The White Camel is sacred to Zeht. Gardening tools are often adorned with jewels and blessed by priests.

🜚 terms of respect . . . Term – God • masculine terms Prefix – Lord  Titles – Provider of our Ease

🜲 rulerships . . . work • commerce • trade • labor • communication • community • agriculture • civil law • mathematics • food • toil • vengeance • payment • cattle • crops and farms . . . HELPS WITH . . . working relationships • employment

⛯ main tarot cards & other signs and associations . . .

Tarot Cards — 

I the Magician • VII the Chariot • VIII Strength • XI Justice

Ace of Swords • II of Swords

Ace of Pentacles • IV of Pentacles • VI of Pentacles • IX of Pentacles • X of Pentacles

Other Signs & Associations — 

anvils, esp if golden • scale weights • crafted things • art • blue star

cattle • crops

coins and cash

sprawling farms • farm tools

❂ devotional acts . . .

dedicate a shopping trip to Him

dedicate a workday to Him

thank Him for you having work in the first place

thank Him for your paycheck

do a bit of math

trade something

donate to thrift stores or stuff like that

donate to food drives – not food, only money, it goes much further!

donate to cow care

partake in your community

maintain a small farm

study civil law and the laws in your area

ask Him for vengeance

create some art

crochet, knit, etc

watch videos of people enacting their jobs/craft

watch cattle hoof care videos (tw: it can be pretty gross sometimes)

stand up for yourself in the workplace

stand up for yourself in general

make Him a fresh meal

communicate yourself well and wisely

dedicate a money bowl to Him

keep a pewter scale engraved with a blue star (or with a blue star drawn on it) in a coin purse

burn crops when you’ve had a prosperous harvest

. . . offerings ❦

↘ natural ; 

metals, esp iron and copper

buckeye

buckwheat

jacaranda

alfalfa

↘ foodstuff ; 

basil

grapes

mint

allspice

almond

cinnamon

↘ items ; 

paintbrushes

little anvil figurines

decorative coins

anything you craft yourself

tools of any sort

pewter weights

blue stars

coin purses and wallets

↘ music ; 

orchestral

↘ etc ; 

yellow candles

money before you spend it

🜾 altar building . . .

This is all suggestions. Please build it however you can, if a physical altar is even possible.

As always, you can use offering items to build an altar.

near the front door

yellow candles

red altar cloth

🝊 identity . . .

Zenithar is calm, rarely ever seen angry except when someone enacts a great cruelty. He doesn’t often speak without thinking deeply about what They plan to say. He is protective and caring, and will do anything necessary to keep His children safe.

He is gentle at heart, and doesn’t enjoy having to be angry or cruel – but sees it as a necessary measure. He can be harsh and brutal, as They are still a warrior god. This side of Him is still full of justice and He never acts out beyond Their measures and values, so He will not go too far in Their punishments.

Zenithar mostly appears as a tanned humanoid male, with long gray hair and a gray beard.

He is seen wearing either robes or armor, depending on what aspect He is showing today.

His voice is deep and somewhat scratchy and hoarse.

☘ aspects . . .

. . . The Warrior God ] Another aspect of Zenithar is the Warrior God, most often seen wearing suits of armor. This aspect is full of rage and vengeance, often speaking harshly where it has been earned. 

☉ domain . . .

The Radiant Market is Zenithar’s domain, mostly built of a large bustling marketplace, where all sorts of astral travelers both buy and sell with various currencies from all across the astral planes. 

⛮ working with . . .

Zenithar prefers a “lord” type relationship, and isn’t much for being pampered either.

Zenithar is a protective and giving God, mostly focusing on those two things, alongside money and income. He loves to give and support, blessing the devout with the things they need most. He is also very protective and gives up so much of Their time to support us and protect us.

Zenithar is especially present when people work, supporting your job and your life. He protects from harm and mistreatment in the workplace, and generally watches over us when we are at work in any form to help us stay focused, stay happy and well, and a lot else related to our work.

⚜ holidays & festivals . . .

Zenithar’s day is February 05, and is mostly a day for honoring and perhaps invoking/summoning Him for whatever reason you may have. 

♡ prayers . . .

⛤ 01 . . . O Zenithar, Zeht, Z’en,  I see You, I worship You. You who protects me in the workplace,  You who watches over me on the day,  You who avenges me when I am distraught,  You who provides for my needs. I revere You, I care for You.

⛤ 02 . . . Great Zenithar,  I leave upon you now this offering, as thanks for all that you offer upon me.

⛤ 03 . . . Zenithar! Zeht! Z’en! I call upon Your spirit now, I call upon the Great God, now!

⛤ 04 . . . O Zenithar, I plead of You now. I require the aid of your warrior aspect, as much as I know the usage ails you. Should You deem appropriate and just, I plead of You – Avenge me now.

⛤ 05 . . . Powerful Zenithar, great Zeht, radiant Z’en, Provider of our ease, Protector of the Weak,  You who brings community together, You who aids in communication when it falters, I worship You. I revere You.

⚿ evoking, invoking, summoning . . .

EVOKATION &&° 

wear expensive jewelry

wear gold or other metals

— ☆ — 

Things in [] are for making it a summoning.

WHY AND WHEN &&° 

when you need a new job

when you’ve started a new job

when you need help with money

when you want to do a money bowl

when you need help communicating

INGREDIENTS AND OTHER TOOLS &&° 

yellow candle(s), [carve a triangle into it]

some coins

cinnamon

something to represent Zenithar, even if it’s just His name on a piece of paper

[metal jewelry]

IDEALS &&° 

Time – anytime

Location – near His shrine

STEPS &&° 

[Dress your candle with the triangle.]

Place down your coins, cinnamon[, metal jewelry], and His icon into the center of your circle.

Light the yellow candle(s) and recite: Zenithar, Zeht, Z’en. I call upon Your spirit now, I call upon Your greatness now, I welcome You into my home and into my space, and I wish to have your ear for now.

Do your business.

Blow out the candles.

NOTES &&° 

Zenithar will typically come if just called or prayed for, so this is more of a formality than anything else.

𝌁 other vettable information . . .

When meditating on Zenithar's presence and name, He brings:

visions of: gold anvils • money

smells of: rattling coins

sounds of: anvils being hit

feelings of: being watched over the shoulder

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

(Part 2 of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU ig)

Also forgot to mention last time, I got half the quotes on this post & ALL of the ones on the post you're currently reading from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!

Welp yeah that's all, uhhhhhhh enjoy??

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Punz: Where are you going?

Purpled: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

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Tommy: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Tommy: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

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Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Tommy: I've never heard you laugh before.

Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Eret: Go to Hell.

Ant, tearing up: I wish I could.

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(A younger Phil and teenage Techno talking)

Phil: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Techno: Oh, you've been?

Phil: Once. In Monopoly.

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Eret: God, give me patience.

Ant: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Eret: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Skeppy: Absolutely not.

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Eret: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Tina: ?? I think you mean cards?

Foolish: No, she does not.

Eret, pulling out knives: I do not.

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Purpled: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

Quackity:

Quackity: Purpled, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front gate entrance path...

Purpled: (Sips coffee from bowl)

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Wilbur: Am I going too far?

Techno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven years ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Tommy: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Tommy: BLOCKED.

-

Wilbur: You're right.

Techno: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Purpled: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Purpled: No! Four to five seconds!

Tommy: Too late!!!

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Techno: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Phil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Dream: Someone will die.

Sapnap: Of fun!

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Niki: How many kids do you have?

Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Hannah: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Hannah: Joke's on you, I can't do math.

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Ranboo: Do you take constructive criticism?

Purpled: I only take cash or credit.

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Wilbur: So that's my plan.

Kristin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Wilbur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Kristin: It f*cking sucks.

Wilbur: That's not constructive criticism.

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Niki: I prevented a murder today.

Puffy: Really? How'd you do that?

Niki: self control.

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Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Techno: We need a distraction.

Phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Clingyduo, whispering: Our time has come.

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Ranboo: What time is it?

Tommy: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.

Tommy: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)

Jack: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Ranboo:

Tommy: It’s 2 A.M.

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Tubbo: What do you think Eryn and Aimsey will do for a distraction?

Ranboo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

(Building explodes and several car alarms go off)

Ranboo: ... Or they could do that.

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Hannah, trying to ask Tina out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Connor, hanging upside down from the ceiling: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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[Part 1] [Part 3]

[spicykaraage]

Tenipuri Complete Character Profile - Takeshi Momoshiro

[PROFILE]

Birthday: July 23rd (Leo)

Blood Type: O

Relatives: Father, mother, younger brother, younger sister

Father’s Occupation: Public servant

Elementary School: Kagoshima Third Elementary School

Middle School: Seishun Academy Junior High School

Grade & Class: Second Year | Class 2-8 | Seat 16

Club: Tennis Club (regular, future vice captain)

Committee: None

Strong Subjects: Math

Weak Subjects: English, social studies

Most Visited Spot at School: School store

Favorite Motto: “Less is better than more.” ➜ “In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous.” [TP]

Daily Routines: Playing darts before bed, buying food, eating lunch early

Hobbies: Listening to music, motion sensor games ➜ BBQ, dance games [TP]

Favorite Color: Red, pink [23.5]

Favorite Music: Idol group music

Favorite Movie: Animal films

Favorite Book: Weekly Shounen Jump ➜ How to Organize a Team [TP]

Favorite Food: Shrimp cutlet burgers, very berry cocoa parfait, honey lemon squash [23.5]

Favorite Anniversary: March 3rd “My day! You get it?” (Hinamatsuri, also known as the Peach Festival)

Preferred Type: An energetic girl who likes sports ➜ “A girl who’s energetic, cheerful and caring!” [TP]

Ideal Date Spot: Arcade

His Gift for a Special Person: Brand new sneakers

Where He Wants to Travel: Hollywood

What He Wants Most Right Now: Brand name t-shirts

Dislikes: Reading maps while walking ➜ Masks [TP]

Skills Outside of Tennis: Kawarawari (karate smashing tiles, he can smash up to 8 at once ➜ 25 at once [23.5]), playing cards (Cheat) [23.5]

Spends Allowance On: Food and snacks

[DATA]

Height: 170cm | 5’6” ➜ 172cm | 5’7” [23.5]

Weight: 58kg | 127 lbs ➜ 60kg | 132 lbs [23.5]

Shoe Size: 27cm

Dominant Arm: Right

Vision: 2.0 Left & Right

Play Style: Aggressive Baseliner

Signature Moves: Dunk Smash, Jack Knife, Bullet Serve, Black Jack Knife

Number of Bento Boxes He Brings in a Day: 4

Equipment Brands:

Racket: MIZUNO (PROLIGHT P10 Ti Hyper)

Shoes: PUMA (Aspiration PT0631 0020)

Fitness Test Results:

Sidesteps: 62

Shuttle Run: 139

Back Strength: 159kg

Grip Strength: 58.5kg

Backbend: 64.6cm

Seated Forward Bend: 47.5cm

50m Run: 6.4 seconds

Standing Long Jump: 290cm

Handball Throw: 41m

Endurance Run (1500m): 4:47

Overall Rating: Speed: 3 / Power: 4 / Stamina: 3 / Mental: 3 / Technique: 3 / Total: 16

Kurobe Memo: “Momoshiro is exactly the type of player each team should have to inspire and boost the morale of the team. The only problem is he’s so good at it that sometimes he even invigorates the opponent and awakens their strengths.” <Official Description>

[POSSESSIONS]

What’s in His Bedroom [10.5]:

MD stereo system: He’ll convert music from CDs to MDs with it, he carries his favorite music in MDs at all times. There’s many open CDs scattered across his floor

Video game poster: A Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix poster that came with the game. He also has a pile of posters under his desk

Industrial pipe desk: A desk made with iron pipes. Manga and CDs are scattered all over it, making it ineffective as a desk

Console port of an arcade game: The PlayStation port of Dance Dance Revolution. He makes full use of it since it also helps train his jumping abilities

A (messy) bed: Used to recover his energy from playing tennis. He will sometimes not change out of his school uniform when he’s tired from practice

A dartboard and darts: Authentic darts made out of wood. It helps boost his concentration, and he always throws one at the board before going to bed

What’s in His Bag [10.5]:

Healthy, balanced snacks: Healthy Club bars. He eats them to replenish energy after workouts

Yakisoba bread: His favorite snack from the school store, he eats them every day without fail

Pen case: There are no signs that he’s used it…

MD player: He listens to music often but also breaks it often since he handles it roughly

MiniDiscs: The latest hit songs are recorded on them, he always carries some with him

Oil-absorbing sheets: Uno brand. Used to wipe away any oil that could cause acne and so his face doesn’t look shiny

Hair wax: Uno brand. He always carries it with him to style his hair

[TRIVIA]

The Prince of Tennis 10.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 11/02/2001

He tends to hum songs on occasion. He likes singing songs that other people can sing along to

He always checks out the latest trending music on the charts

One of his hobbies is playing games, he also enjoys playing them with others as well

He has formed a bond with Tachibana’s younger sister, An

Konomi created his Dunk Smash to fit his powerful and flamboyant image

His ankle was sprained in his first appearance from him falling off of his bicycle

He styles his hair everyday with wax

Despite his appearance, he is into fashion

Konomi states he wrote him to have a rivalry with Kaidoh since he wanted to convey that the second years have yet to mature

He eats a tremendous amount of food each day and frequently visits the School Store to buy more

He does fine when playing doubles with Kaidoh but struggled when he was paired with Ryoma due to the latter having no sense of cooperation

In Genius 48, he was the only one who recognized Karupin as Ryoma’s cat since Ryoma had mentioned it to him before

He is described as someone who is popular and well-liked since he is straightforward and hates misdeeds, but tends to overreact at times

Konomi describes him as the “biggest ruffian,” he is zealous but gives the proper amount of thought towards things. Tezuka and Momoshiro were the first members Konomi had created

The Prince of Tennis 20.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 12/04/2003

His spirit animal is a dragon

He is a big junk food lover and eats a lot of foods that are high in sugar, fat, and calories. He also loves sweet desserts

When asked what he thinks of An Tachibana, he (tentatively) responds that he’s only focused on tennis and thinks of her only as a tennis partner

His secondary sport would be basketball

The Prince of Tennis 40.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 12/04/2007

It is stated that in a previous life, he was a writer/musician. He lived a life of entertaining and delighting others and was also creative, fashionable, and had good taste

He has a flexible way of thinking and can get along with almost anyone without bias

He tends to have emotional ups and downs

He eats before and after school, before and after club activities, as well as the standard three meals a day. Each of his meals are proportioned

He is into old-school anime and was heard discussing “Famous Dog Lucky” with a girl in his class

Konomi states he is the character he has the most in common with

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 1 | Publication Date: 11/04/2009

He has a habit of reading manga in the middle of the night at the training camp along with Kirihara, Marui, and Jirou

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 4 | Publication Date: 02/04/2010

He and Kirihara were heard bickering over growing beards

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 5 | Publication Date: 03/04/2010

He and Tanishi had eaten Marui’s emergency reserve of sweets, much to the latter’s ire

The Prince of Tennis II Official Character Guide: PairPuri Vol. 7 | Publication Date: 07/04/2011

He and Kaidoh had found a natural hot spring near the training camp and invited Ryoma to join them

The Prince of Tennis II 10.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 09/04/2013

Kintarou respects him since he can determine the weather by wind

The Prince of Tennis II 23.5 Fanbook | Publication Date: 05/02/2018

He has a good sense of smell and can identify scents easily. He had smelled Atobe’s perfume on Yuushi

The Prince of Tennis 20th Anniversary Book: Tenipuri Party | Publication Date: 08/02/2019

He helps guide others to be congenial during tennis practice, he is also described to be skilled at conversation

An Tachibana slightly admires him

[idv-ask-the-showman]

FLYNN AND SAMANTHA TIME!!

I made some incorrect quotes list again but this time just for those two since I still love their silly friendship a lot so I just had to XD!!

It may be a bit OOC but is alright, hope you all enjoy it!!

[Samantha belong to @idv-askchaoticduo]

Flynn, tending to Sam's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Sam: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend. Flynn: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Sam, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Flynn: Flynn: fsh 『••✎••』 Sam: What are your goals? Flynn: To pet all the Cats. Sam: No, fitness goals. Flynn: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the Cats. 『••✎••』 Flynn: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Sam: I think you mean cards. Flynn, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not. 『••✎••』 Sam: God, give me patience. Flynn: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Sam: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead. 『••✎••』 Flynn: Sam! My face is on fire! Sam: Flynn! Are you ok?! Flynn: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Sam: But your face is on fire. Flynn: Yes. It’s much faster than shaving. 『••✎••』 Flynn: How petty can you get? Sam: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. 『••✎••』 Flynn: Okay, help me please! Sam: Got two words for you. Flynn: I bet they won't be helpful. Sam: Your problem. Flynn: I was right 『••✎••』 Flynn: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine Flynn: i became more evil if you’re curious Sam: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Flynn: i’m going to get worse on purpose 『••✎••』 Sam: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Flynn: You mean literally or figuratively? Sam: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify... 『••✎••』 Flynn: I'm incredibly fast at math. Sam: Alright, what's 30x17? Flynn: 47 Sam: That's not even close. Flynn: But it was fast. 『••✎••』 Flynn: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Sam: Go the fuck to sleep Flynn: What gif I don't want to? Sam: Fuck You 『••✎••』 Flynn: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Sam: Twelve, actually. Flynn: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Sam: Yours! Flynn: That's right: no one's. 『••✎••』 Flynn: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Sam: Oh, I’m always running Sam: The question is from what 『••✎••』 Flynn: What is your biggest weakness? Sam: I can be uncooperative. Flynn: Okay, can you give me an example? Sam: No. 『••✎••』 Flynn: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Sam: You would eat yourself? Flynn: I wouldn’t even question it. 『••✎••』 Flynn: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Flynn: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Flynn: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Flynn: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate. 『••✎••』 Sam: You're right. Flynn: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it? 『••✎••』 Flynn, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Sam. Sam: How did you do that without turning around? Flynn: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. 『••✎••』 Sam: What’s up guys? I’m back. Flynn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Sam: Death is a social construct. 『••✎••』 Sam: Where are you going? Flynn: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

[mamamittens]

I shook my head real hard until a concept for Yuki came out so I can actually focus on the shit I still need to do lmao

(two gifts, the last December card, and I still need to do the raquaza event)

Anyway, the idea was Yuki (ah, context, Yuki is the transposed OC dropped from MHA to Veilguard) needed to make an outfit to help transform her quirk ability into magic so it, ironically, would be less devastating but also defy physics like magic does.

Like, in Inquisition, Vivienne freezes a man solid as her introduction but is able to unfreeze him with no harm done.

Yuki absolutely would not be able to do that. Both the unfreezing and the unharmed part. Man would just be dead. So, naturally, in battle, she has to be EXTREMELY CAREFUL about how she uses her quirk. By basically binding items to her with blood magic, she can fake the sparks and stuff so she doesn't look like she's flawlessly using ice magic like a sociopath or something. The outfit is an extension of that.

With help from Bellara and Neve, she's made a rough draft of how it would work using old Veil Jumper clothes, basically. Her dad being from a family of musical theatre nerds is helpful cause when she was little she helped sew, so she's not totally out of her depth.

The unfortunate part is that, with this being the first draft, it is REALLY NOT TUNED WELL. Arguably, it works too well. Borderline uncontrollable, it requires all her focus to not start freezing everything around her with magic ice.

Really good for fighting a blighted ice dragon though, which sounds like it'd be hard but really, Yuki doesn't want to be burned alive anytime soon and, ice resistant or not, being impaled is pretty elementally universal.

The idea right now is she starts the fight by creating a giant snow globe, secretly reinforcing it as the fight goes on (Lucanis is So Not Impressed at being trapped with a blighted dragon

"Did you just trap us in a ball with a DRAGON?!?"

"...actually, it's more that I trapped a dragon in a ball with us!"

"..."

"...")

And when her ruse/midpoint of the health bar pops up (Yuki correctly deduced the attacks were coordinated and that they probably would go for the knife, so she made a very weak copy for herself and gave the real knife to Neve as bait) Gilly-girly orders the dragon to leave but the ice dome shatters with several claws snapping down onto it, tearing at least one wing and badly wounding it.

Lucanis is ALSO NOT IMPRESSED YUKI WAITED TO DO THAT.

Gilly-girly is even less impressed her dragon is killed but flees before Yuki can go after her ass.

Unsure if Yuki has enough strength to show up to the second dragon fight to scare it off or not. Maybe?

But she's kinda fucked up by the outfit, exhausted and really, really sensitive to even the mild warmth of the night air. Retreating to hold up in her room to slowly bring her temperature up to be able to like, exist anywhere moderately not super cold without being in agony. It takes a few days.

Minrathus is kinda fucked up, might be an active cold war with the Venatori. A middle ground between saving the city and letting it handle all that on its own.

Anyway, I need to actually sleep, so here's the rough idea of her outfit. She's not normally blue, this is her Frozen Form, where she's literally living ice. Something required by the outfit cause it's so fucking cold, she's the only one able to touch it, let alone wear it she's got gloves for Bellara to be able to inspect it, or in an emergency, forcibly remove it.

The risk was calculated, but man, Yuki and Bellara are bad at math for wildly different reasons.

(originally meant to have a back view of the outfit on the other side but gave up by the time I finished sketching the front lol, it's literally just a big bow, not much to talk about)

Also, she fights like a deadly ballerina without a staff or anything else. Ah, also mean to give her a big cloak but that's not usually conductive to such physical movements so I ended up dropping it. Maybe the final form.

Teia is very amused at her everything and offers to steal her for Crow Training, which Lucanis vehemently denies for a variety of reasons. Mostly because she's already stupid deadly on her own. Also he's afraid such training will actually make her jaded when it's taken so long for her to show her real personality to the rest of the Veilguard rather than the watered down, sociopathic, sadistic mirror of her mother she's been utilizing sporadically during missions.

Most everyone is so pessimistic, it's a breath of fresh air. Yuki genuinely believes with effort everything can turn out alright. Seeing the best in even murderers. It's because her mom was, by definition, a serial killer but very loving--but still. Really rare lol

Also, everything first thinks she's a new form of spirit haunting Arlathan, then they think she may be an ancient elf, and then she reveals she's absolutely none of that, but a secret third thing, and it's very weird for everyone. She's like, not used to the elf racism thing cause in MHA the big thing is quirks. Elf ears is super tame compared to the inherent biases of assuming ice quirk=cold bitch from a young age. Bring pretty spared her of a lot of shitty stuff, but did little to alleviate the aloof, bitch perception. And no one wanting to be around her unless it's hot as balls out. Like, at all.

So she's like

"that man just spat 'knife-ears' at me and tried to bump my shoulder... Weird that he even wanted to touch me."

"...Just now? Ah, merda, hold on a moment. I need to take care of something."

"Usually people want to stay as far away from me as possible. Weird!"

"...dear, why would they do that?"

"Well, who wants to touch gross, icy skin? Unless it's summer, of course."

"...I need to take care of several things."

"I believe I'm right there with you. Rook, dear, you're not gross."

"I mean, I'm colder than a corpse so I get it."

"..."

"...merda."

So that's fun to consider!

[sllverspccn]

full name: Gareth Robert Cadogan

nicknames: Gary, G, Ret & Rettie (by his bestie only), don't even try to call him Gaz

age: verse-dependent, anywhere between 11 and 38+

dob: february the 1st, 1960

zodiac sign: Aquarius

gender: cis male

sexuality: pansexual

species: human, werewolf (verse 3 onwards)

occupation: verse-dependent, Hogwarts student (verse 1), designer and shop owner (verse 2 and technically 3 and 4 when it comes to shop owning), bartender and bar owner (verse 4.1), chef (verse 4.2), teacher at Hogwarts (verse 4.3)

faceclaim: Hale Appleman

height: 6′ 2½″

build: tall, skinny, kinda muscled in a way that's not obvious when he's all dressed up

eyes: hazel

hair: dark brown, curly, wears it cut relatively short during his school days and longer post-bite

style: clothes are his armor so he dresses up to nines; aesthetic is important but won't sacrifice his comfort for it (magic comes in handy here but also extensive knowledge of how fabrics and tailoring works which he got from his uncle Frank); three-piece suits; shirts, vests and slacks; prefers muggle fashion to the wizarding world's one

positive traits: loyal, caring, kind, methodical, empathetic, creative, intelligent

negative traits: reckless, closed off, prone to becoming cold and rude if he feels a relationship developing and is afraid he is getting too close to someone, sometimes self-destructive, especially post-bite

mental health: depression, OCD

physical health: fit; has a difficult relationship with most food (eats just barely enough to sustain him which is why he's skinny) except for sweets and pastries (how he stays fit while having such a big sweet tooth is partly thanks to his natural metabolism and partly thanks to him pacing himself in his indulgence)

likes: stylish clothes, music, art, his bestie, a sense of belonging, animals, dogs, sweets and pastries

dislikes: disorder in certain aspects (don't even think about messing up his wardrobe unless you want to be dead to him), crowded spaces, dirt, being alone, quiet

fears: abandonment, isolation, attachment (because it can lead to fear number 1)

hobbies (but you wouldn't know about the first four unless you and Gary are close enough that he allows you to see that side of him): drawing (and he is pretty good at it), playing the piano (and he is pretty good at it), cooking and baking (could and does become a chef in one of my later verses), doing card tricks, designing and tailoring clothes

skills: a skilled wizard (including battle magic and dueling), decent at horse-back riding, excellent at cooking and baking, designing and tailoring clothes, did pretty well at Potions (some say he has a talent), not sure it's a skill but animals love him and he can find an approach to most animals, magical and regular alike

strengths: logical thinking, math genius

blood status: half-blood (father's a muggle and mother's a witch who comes from a pure-blood family but Gary doesn't know about it and his uncle Frank keeps quiet about it)

father: Gerald Cadogan

mother: Evangeline Cadogan, deceased

siblings: Gerald "Jerry" Cadogan-Jr, younger half-brother through his father

other important family members: uncle Frank, his mother's older brother who rejected family business and fortune in favor of pursuing his dream of becoming a tailor and is now one of the best tailors known to London's upper class, famous for making the most formal wear very comfortable (thanks in part to his extensive knowledge of fabrics and tailoring which he passes onto his nephew and in part to magic since Frank also studied at Hogwarts)

pets: owl Swiftie, sheltie Seamus (who is the worst kept secret in Hogwarts, in which everyone knows he brings his dog with him thus breaking the pets rule but everyone pretends they don't know anything about it because Seamus is well-behaved and adorable)

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

story:

Gareth's mother died* when he was barely out of infancy so he doesn't remember her and since then, his father could barely look at him without remembering his late wife which was agonizing to him so he came to resent the boy, barely paying attention to him. But, since Gareth was his only child and thus the heir to his business empire (as well as because he knows Evangeline loved their boy with her whole heart so he does it for her as much as for the idea that Gareth is his sole heir), he made sure he was well taken care of, had the most expensive nannies, tutors etc, and wanted for nothing.

Gary tried for a long time to get his father's attention, both through being good enough to deserve his praise (which he barely ever did) and then through being so bad his father would have to pay attention to him, which only served to alienate him from his father further.

By the time he receives his letter from Hogwarts, his father meets and marries another woman. By the time the summer after Gary's first year rolls around, his father and his new wife welcome a son into this world and Gareth stops existing for his father entirely.

Every summer during his Hogwarts years Gary spends at his uncle Frank's, who teaches him everything he knows about fabrics and tailoring. His relationship with uncle Frank is much better than his relationship with his father was in many aspects, Frank genuinely cares about him and the fact that Gary reminds him of his late sister is a plus for him, not a minus, but... Frank's upbringing and subsequent self-imposed isolation (he doesn't have family, his work is his life) means that he doesn't show his feelings much, doesn't give Gary nearly enough affection as he craves. But Gary loves him and is very grateful for everything he does for him, nevertheless, who is he to expect to be deserving of affection, after all?

At Hogwarts, Gary is sorted into Ravenclaw (though he could be a Griffindor student if not for him not seeing himself as anything remotely close to brave). He is a natural when it comes to magic, so he does well in class, receiving top grades and teachers' praise on occasion without studying too hard, especially when it comes to practical subjects like Charms, Herbology, Care for Magical Creatures and Potions. He gets bored easily, especially when it comes to reading, which is why he doesn't much like studying. He also doesn't like the quiet, which is why he doesn't like spending time in the library or around people who are studying.

He is known for his flamboyant, boisterous, charming and welcoming persona but very few understand that it is actually a carefully crafted mask he perfects over the years behind which hides a boy who is desperate for love but is also afraid of attachment of any kind because it can only lead to abandoment and it's better to not get attached at all than to get his heart broken (in theory, anyway, because he does get attached ridiculously easy to anyone who shows genuine interest in him and is nice to him etc and often gets hurt when his view of the relationship - we are friends now - turns out to be different from the other person's... which is partly where the self-confident, high standards aspect of his persona comes from, giving him an air of "we might be spending time together but we are not friends until you've earned it" - that was he can at least save his face by not openly expressing his view of the other as his friend after one day only for the other to pull away from such intensity and "hey, we've just met").

He is more open in earlier Hogwarts years and almost fully hidden behind his mask and the air of "we might be spending time together but we are not friends until you've earned it" by his fourth year.

He is also known from throwing parties, small local affairs in Ravenclaw's (or Hufflepuff's or Griffindor's, to be honest, he has friends there, so he knows how to get in... he also has some connections among Slytherin students and theoretically could get into their common room but that is not the crowd who would thrive at his parties and honestly he wouldn't want to see most of them at his parties, they are too stuck-up in his opinion) common room at first but then, around his third/fourth year he discovers the Room of Requirement and oh boy, does his parties thrive after that discovery.

After graduation, Gary decides to pursue career in muggle fashion, beginning to design clothes on a professional level and opening a shop with the money from his trust fund as well as help from his uncle Frank.

He also joins Order of the Phoenix to fight against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, partly because he thinks it's right, partly because he wants to do something good, right in this world and partly because Dumbledore, having noticed back during Gary's early years at Hogwarts that he is quite powerful and could be useful, played on his desperate need for validation and love from a father figure to rope him into joining the Order.

His shop, as well as his uncle Frank's later on (for once, he learns from his nephew's example, not the other way round), also has hidden rooms, mostly on the basement level, which he uses as a shelter for those in hiding because of the war, as an occasional headquarters type of thing for the Order and as a place for the Order's members and victims of the Death Eaters to be healed if they can't go to Saint Mungo's because even though healing magic is not his forte, his bestie has a talent and also roped into this some of the healers from Saint Mungo she knows from her undergoing training there.

Closer to the end of the war, Gary is bitten by Fenrir Grayback and turning into werewolf makes him hit rock bottom. He indulges in alcohol and drugs more than he ever did in an attempt to drown out his feelings and at his lowest point nearly drinks and drugs himself to death. His bestie finds him in time and once he's recovered gives him such a deep, heartfelt speech about him not giving up for himself and for her that it makes him make an effort to straighten out. He loses inspiration to design clothes, however, so, while his shop remains open, he pursues another career. Here, I have three different possibilities, so three different verses: he either becomes a bartender (technically, he is also the owner, but he likes mixing drinks and listening to patrons much more than doing owner's duties, so those mostly become his co-owner's - who is his bestie in the default verse but we can plot for your muse to become the co-owner - responsibility), a chef or a teacher at Hogwarts (after much deliberation and some heartfelt encouragement both from his bestie and Dumbledore), teaching Care for Magical Creatures.

*Unbeknownst to Gary, his mother died because of his accidental burst of magic, and his father, who knew about his wife's origins and was once in awe of her abilities, came to resent both magic and the boy who unwittingly killed his beloved. At the same time, he knew it wasn't really Gary's fault, so he tried to make an effort, but he couldn't... just couldn't look at him without seeing both a painful reminder of the one he lost and the cause of her death. And each time Gary accidentally did magic as a child served to make his father resent him more and more as it reopened barely closed wounds caused by Evangeline's death.