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✰ ❝ match-up trade for @thecurrator ❞
━ match-up trades are open. for more information, please visit the catalogue and the rules. ━ a florist sorting through the flowers to find your perfect match. according to the red tulip’s petals, your match is…
━ 𝙖𝙯𝙪𝙡 𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤 ━
➻ the petals have shown this charming and intelligent businessman to be your best match!
➻ azul is an extrovert by nature, which contrasts with your introverted personality. however, he isn't the type to disrespect you and talk over you while you are still sharing your thoughts. he may seem hard to decipher, but he's a straightforward man. treat him nicely and he'll treat you well in return, though he does need some affirmation from time to time. he seems like the type to find it hard to trust people easily.
➻ he doesn't mind your daydreaming and spacing out qualities. it is one of the qualities that drive you to a comfortable silence when you are alone. if you feel like you have no energy left to talk or just want to be in his presence, he would not mind. you can daydream all you want while he works, at least you'll be there physically with him.
➻ when you first reveal your innermost thoughts to him - about him, like a mind reader - he freaks out. was he that easily readable?! oh dear. this would not be good for his image. however, as time passes, he eventually feels relieved knowing that someone sees him for who he is, not as a scamming octopus that people tend to think of him as.
➻ he makes a point to compliment you on your endearing and wonderful qualities. your creativity? he appreciates it. your authenticity? how genuine! it's hard to find someone honest nowadays. your incredible emotional intelligence? he feels like you're a godsend. is he being a little dramatic? maybe.
➻ he is also a sensitive individual - even if he doesn't want to admit it. he wouldn't do or say anything insensitive as he knows how shitty it feels to get hurt - especially by the person you love the most.
➻ your love language of acts of service brings butterflies to his stomach. are you really showing your love by being at his service? he tends to do everything on his own, but he wouldn't mind your help once in a while.
➻ he is a charming talker, but there are times when he gets flustered trying to give you loving words of affirmation. nonetheless, the way he carries himself and the words he says will never fail to make you melt into a puddle.
➻ one thing to note is that he loves taking you to dinner dates. sure, he takes you on shopping dates, but the classic dinner dates always become the most memorable to him. the way your eyes would twinkle upon tasting your favourite dish and the way you'd smile unconsciously upon taking a sip of your favourite drink after a long day... such little things always bring a smile to his face, and when you'd ask why he was smiling, he'd brush it off saying he was merely reminded of a joke floyd told that morning.
➻ overall, you'd have a wonderful relationship with azul!
━ possible matches: ➻ rook hunt (checks off the list of being a great partner, but may appear to be a bit... too much for you) ➻ deuce spade (an absolutely sweet and caring partner ; is a tad bit shy which makes it difficult to establish a romantic relationship in the first place, however) ➻ cater diamond (the fun and lowkey chronically online partner ; will make you laugh a lot though)
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#florist matches#match up trades#matchup#matchup trade#twst matchup#twst matchup trade#azul ashengrotto#rook hunt#deuce spade#cater diamond#twst#disney twst#twisted wonderland
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Thinking about that one joke in the Book of Bill that implied Bill might be the biological father of the Flynn kids. Thinking about how Linda Flynn had a secret career as a famous astrophysicist at one point. Thinking about how we don’t know exactly what Bill was doing in the 90s, and how he seems to want to skim over that part of his life, after Ford broke up with him for good but before the twins showed up in Gravity Falls.
Thinking about how Bill frequently hung out with famous musicians. Thinking about Linda, a brilliant young woman fresh off a bizarre pop star career, wanting to make a name for herself that ISN’T Lindana, might have found a new direction with an old friend (before he showed her his true colors.)
Thinking about Bill, fresh off a devastating breakup, trying again one more time to get SOMEONE on Earth to make him a portal. Trying to make the plan WORK. Trying to get a home for his friends in the face of a home dimension that was being destroyed (again). Having someone who’s COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the man he was obsessed with, but who was no less brilliant and no less capable. (But, unfortunately for him, MUCH less gullible.)
Thinking about how Linda doesn’t want people to know about her former career as a famous astrophysicist. How she keeps this secret, even better than she did her past as Lindana. How she keeps the lid on this even TIGHTER. How she’s almost bitter about it. As if something HAPPENED.
I’m not saying Bill Cipher WAS Linda’s partner of at least five years, even going so far as to start a family with her before she saw his true colors and filed some sort of Uber-effective inter-dimensional restraining order against him, one-upping him so hard that he doesn’t even wanna think about it, but. Holy shit. Imagine
#book of bill#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#linda flynn fletcher#bill cipher#Linda Cipher AU#artists on tumblr#fanart#I know it’s a joke I KNOW IT’S A JOKE#BUT WHO AM I IF NOT THE CRACK TAKEN SERIOUSLY PERSON#ALSO THE TIMELINES MATCH UP AND THAT DRIVES ME INSANE#Also you can’t tell me Bill Cipher being Candace’s dad wouldn’t explain some things about her#also like#I wanna explore this from a perspective that gives Linda MORE agency you know?#because that’s WAY more fascinating to me than ‘’haha Bill fucked Phineas’s mom’’#Linda gets to stand with Ford and Charlene in the ‘’divorced an evil triangle man’’ corner trading stories and sipping punch#anyway uhhh I have a lot more art of this so get ready#looney mooney rants#mooneyart#looney mooney art#long post
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MORE KNB NBA COLLAB NEWS
#knb#kuroko no basket#kuroko no basuke#kuroko's basketball#aomine daiki#kuroko tetsuya#kagami taiga#traded aomines ass to the timberwolves omg#honestly cant say im that mad abt the trade#i say 'trade' jokingly here#i think the changes are a combo of making the team match w the hair color#and somebody on the staff is keeping up w the nba and these teams made it far#at least in the west#doesnt apply for chicago....
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Honestly the "wear womens clothes as a man, take the fashion you want" thing wouldn't be a terrible idea if they were sized relatively the same.
The problem is, they're not, so unless you are a twig of a man whom an M sits loose on you're not going to fit in the womens' XXXL pants, because they're smaller than the men's M.
It's irritating too because I'm too short for most mens' pants, but womens' pants are sized like.
well.
like the designer is trying to give someone an eating disorder.
So I'm either looking at something that doesn't go up to my waist size, or that I have to hem, which sucks and is annoying, and is not even possible for a lot of pants that have things printed on them.
#social issues#fatphobia#bit of an elephant in the room with clothes culture in general but also a specific barrier to the well-meaning ''queer it up'' advice#fuck. I wonder if I were to trade a favor with a family member who sews like they know what they're doing#and ask them to just. fold up and sew a section of the middle of a pair of pants I have#That would probably just look like a design eccentricity if I matched the thread color well enough#damn I need to learn to use a sewing machine but even if I found one in a dumpster I'd have nowhere to keep it.
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@imjustabeanie
@ GenshinImpact
》 Ifa - Runner up: Kaeya
@ HonkaiStarRail
》 Boothill- Runner up: Aventurine
@ TwistedWonderland
》 Leona - Runner up: Lilia
#quimichi#genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#honkai star rail#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader#twisted wonderland headcanon#match up trade#match up#match ups#matchup trade
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@leonardhoee I MATCH YOU UP WITH
RINDOU HAITANI!



You two met while you were DJing, he was entranced not just by your beauty but also the music, he has never heard of some of the songs being played before. He then asked who you were, he then kept coming to where you were DJing. Then some may say he was the first to confess, some may argue you were, only you two know who confessed first.
He finds it extremely cute when you get flustered, he would tease you and flirt with you until you become a blushing mess.
Rindou probably wouldn't mind you being strong and knowing martial arts, since then he doesn't have to worry about you while you are apart. He also wouldn't mind committing a crime for you.
People would probably be scared of you not just because you are physically strong but also the news you are Rindou's girlfriend. (They do not want to die)
He got an at home studio for you to use for your music, he also sometimes uses it with your permission.
All his own mixes as one or more of your songs, and he would always mention that you made the song.
He would surprise you with a costume made outfit for you to wear during special occasions or whenever you want.
If he can, Rindou would accompany you at any modeling gig you do.
Rindou also probably knows a thing or two about taking care of one's appearance thanks to his brother.
Your dates would include working out together either at a home gym or at a gym together, going to concerts of big and indie bands. He did take you on a Disneyland date. Some of your dates are spent at home together working on mix takes or eating home cooked meals.
Other Potential Matchup: Mitsuya Takashi
#tokrev#tokyo rev#tokyo revengers#tr#match up trade#match ups#tokyo revengers matchup#tokrev rindou#tr rindou#rindo haitani#tokyo revengers rindou#rindou haitani#tr rindo#rindou Haitian#tokyo rev rindou#tokrev matchup
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𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐇𝐀 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞! — @tillichan
Quirk: Life force transfer
You can transfer your life force to other living beings like a sort of energy that heals them if they're hurt or makes them grow faster (in the case of plants). Ever since your quirk manifested, your life force would increase and accumulate in your body every day. If you didn't transfer your life force to anyone or anything for the entire day, you can feel the effects of the energy buildup, akin to a sugar rush or caffeine. You need to transfer some of the energy to not feel so energetic. Increasing your stamina through exercise and vitality by taking care of yourself well (eating healthy foods, drinking water, sleeping enough etc) boosts the amount of life force your body generates. Your life force is like a form of energy, so transferring it to others isn't a 1:1 process. Some of it is lost during the transfer. It's more of a 1:0.8 process, where the other party doesn't gain as much energy as you are giving out in the transfer. An obvious indication of your quirk at such a young age was how the house plants you would help take care of suddenly looked livelier and grew much faster, as if you were giving them fertilizer. At first you thought your quirk was making plants grow, a quirk you were happy enough with. Within a year, you found that you were mistaken when you came across an injured cat by the streets and picked it up, hurriedly taking it to the nearest vet. When you got there, you noticed that the once weak and shaky cat now looked calmer and in a better condition. The wound on it's leg had even stopped bleeding and seemed to be in the process of healing faster than normal. In contrast, you were feeling abnormally tired after a short run, as if you would soon pass out. After telling your parents about the strange tiredness, they brought you to a quirk specialist to run a few tests, in which the true nature of your quirk was revealed. It took you a few months to stop your life force from being transferred by touch without your conscious decision.
Backstory:
After the incident of helping the cat which lead to the discovery of what your quirk actually is, you began to consider a future of becoming a hero. You weren't interested at first, unlike most of your peers at school. Heroes were usually seen on TV after a big fight with villains, assuring the public that they would protect them from evildoers with a big smile. You respected them for their work, but weren't interested in that lifestyle. The fame, the fighting, it just didn't appeal to you even at a young age. However, finding out about your quirk shifted your line of thinking. Perhaps being a hero would be the best course of action given your quirk, and you could help people, but not by fighting villains. You started looking for stuff to read about support heroes to find out more about their underappreciated work. Your parents, despite worrying about the dangers of the job you're dreaming about, supported you fully. They played along with your games where you were a hero coming to save their injured selves, and would come up with stories about support heroes saving people from collapsed buildings before bed. They thought you might grow up and change your mind, but that didn't happen. They're still your biggest supporters.
Best friend: Hitoshi Shinso
Like Shinso, you landed yourself in the general education course but continued to strive to be a hero. Because of that shared goal, and your reluctance to label him as someone scary or "untrustworthy" just because of his quirk, he found himself being curious about you, drawn to you even. But he wasn't looking to make friends, and has years of trust issues after being ostracized by his peers for so long, so he didn't approach you. Fortunately or rather unfortunately in his eyes, you were also curious about him and approached him with the intention of getting to know him beyond the rumors of his quirk. He was a tough nut to crack, cold and sometimes even rude to you despite your friendly questions and requests to hang out with him during lunch, but your never-ending patience got you past his walls eventually. Now he's extremely attached to you, and sometimes worries that people are troubling you given your caring and patient nature. He's more cautious and pragmatic, so that's his way of caring about you. The both of you bond well over your shared love for cats. He often asks you for pictures of your cat back home, taken for you by your parents. He also likes inviting you to hang out with him at parks where he likes to cycle. You don't know how to ride a bike, so you tend to spend your time there either getting something to eat or feeding the birds while he makes a lap around the park. He doesn't ignore you the whole time of course. He spends more of the outing talking with you, time spent cycling being the minority.
Department of Heroes: Class 1-B
After a few months of studying profusely, hard work, and demonstrating the uses of your quirk, you were allowed to transfer to the hero course. Emphasis on the demonstration on how your quirk is used, which you couldn't do well during the entrance test where your options were to either take down robots in combat or rescue people to gain points, neither option being one your quirk could help with. The UA staff realised just how capable you would be as a support hero once they actually saw how you use your quirk, and approved of your request for a transfer after seeing your satisfactory grades. With that, you made it into class 1-B and got to know many of the eccentric personalities there. You continue to work towards your goal of becoming a hero with them, and eagerly await Shinso's own transfer to your class instead of 1-A, hopefully!
Mentor: Kurose Anan AKA Thirteen
One of the rarer heroes who has a support combat style, specialising in search and rescue, there was no one more perfect to be your mentor than her! Other than Recovery Girl but she's not a teacher. Given your quirk and distaste for combat, you were already looking to be a hero that focuses on saving others rather than fight villains to protect them. Professor Thirteen took an interest in you when she heard of your transfer to the hero course, as she is very passionate about quirks used for assistance rather than for destruction and battle. Once she got to interact with you face to face in classes, you both hit it off almost instantly, drawn to each other's well-mannered and passionately altruistic personality. UA's curriculum definitely favors combat training over first aid and search and rescue tactics, so she tries to arrange special classes with you where she can help you to develop the skills you'll be using more often in your career as a support hero.
Healing Hero: Cherub
You're a support hero! Just like your mentor and Recovery Girl. You focus more on rescuing and treating victims during villain attacks, and will sometimes transfer some of your life force to the combat heroes you're working with on the scene if they get hurt or are starting to lose stamina. You're also an underground hero, staying out of the spotlight and away from media attention. You want to live a quiet life; appearing on TV and popularity contests jeopardizes that. Your hero name and title are simple, pointing towards your quirk that heals others and your association with angels. Your classmates often compare to you an angel too. Your hero's costume would be a mix of whimsy and practicality. The entire costume is white with some grey details, consisting of a top with flowy sleeves (smaller than the ones in the picture), poofy shorts that allow for unrestricted movement and long sport socks that sop up sweat quickly and protect your legs from the environment around you, dust and flying debris. You have a utility belt and a satchel attached to it by your hip, storing medicine, morphine, and bandages. A student from the department of support designed shoes with wings that allow you to fly around. You can levitate up to 14 feet with them, mostly using them to jump from spot to spot to maximize speed. You can cover ground quickly when searching for civilians trapped inside collapsed buildings that way.
Relationship with:
Itsuka Kendo
You respect her as class representative and how she's often taking care of the class, which includes keeping the overenthusiastic Monoma in line. Her thoughtful and cheerful personality makes her easy to get along with. Though you're introverted, your friendly and caring personality makes you quite popular among your classmates. They also come to you often for the effects of your quirk, when they're feeling unwell or tired before some physical training. So you and Kendo are considered the "big sisters" of class 1-B, where she as the class representative brings everyone together while you support your classmates and mediate arguments. Because of this, she sometimes relies on you to take care of the class with her, or when she's away. It's hard work!
Koji Koda
You were drawn to him immediately after finding out about his quirk, knowing him as the one who can speak with animals from the other class. You were absolutely determined to befriend him! Despite his timid and quiet personality, as well as his preference in using sign language which you weren't very familiar with, you were able to get him to be comfortable around you eventually. The both of you make for great friends, as you both share a dislike for violence due to your kind-hearted natures and enjoy the company of animals (perhaps more than other humans/mutants). The both of you bond well by sharing animal facts with each other, animal watching together, and updating the other about each other's pets. You also often ask him what the surrounding animals are saying. You've always been so curious! You're almost jealous of his quirk.
Todoroki Shoto
The both of you would be good friends! He started being less cold and more open with his classmates since the beginning of the school year, though he's still clumsy with interactions, it's easier for you to talk to him after the Provisional Hero License Course. He's close with Midoriya, so you'd had plenty of chances to befriend him. His dynamic with you is similar to the one you have with Shinso, with them both being serious, aloof and pragmatic, complementing your friendly and empathetic personality.
Nejire Hado
Within The Big 3, she's the one you get along the most with! Her cheerful and talkative personality made it easy for you to talk to her, and you both hit it off quickly. You appreciate her kindness, authenticity that comes off as blunt, and curiosity for learning new and strange things. She's quite like an older sister to you. The both of you often talk about animals, skin and hair care over a cup of tea. Jasmine tea is her favourite, she loves sharing it with you. She also loves sharing fun facts with you! Because of her inquisitive nature, she has lots to share every time you both manage to have enough free time to meet up, so you get to learn a lot from her.
Tamaki Amajiki
You're quite close with Nejire despite being her junior, so it didn't take long for him to recognize you and remember your name. You're also friends with Kirishima, whom is also Fatgum's intern alongside him, so that's two mutual friends the both of you have. You didn't have many chances to talk to him due to his socially anxious and awkward personality, but you managed to get closer to him with your friendliness and desire to make him feel comfortable around you. He can see why Nejire gets along so well with you. The both of you like to talk about fantasy creatures like dragons and chimeras with each other, sharing the same interest in them. He also likes real animals, with his favourite thing being butterflies, so you both often talk about animals too.
Your ideal match is…Midoriya Izuku!
Another no brainer. The both of you share traits of being altruistic and empathetic, and are more calm and peaceful by nature. he tries to make peace between others like you, but his more timid and anxious personality means he gets overlooked during the argument most of the time. Perhaps he'll leave the peacemaking to you after all... He likes talking to people and making connections, but needs time to recharge like an introvert, so the both of you have similar social batteries and approaches to social situations. The both of you make for a very sweet couple, one that makes your classmates feel single and lonely without meaning to.
♡ Everyone was excited to hear that there would be a transfer to the hero course, him included. Class 1-A was a bit disappointed when they heard from Aizawa that the new student transferred to class 1-B instead of their class, though that didn't stop them from going out into the hallway once lunch break started just to get a look at the new transfer. That's when he saw you, surrounded by your classmates just as eager as him to get to know you. The first thought that came to his mind was that you were so pretty! The second one being curiosity about your quirk, he just had to ask you about it sometime! He ended up having to wait a few days before he could even approach you because your classmates were so glued to your side at first, but once he finally did, you both managed to talk for almost the entire lunch break. He was taken by your calm and kind friendliness after that first meeting, and was determined to keep talking to you, hoping to become friends with you despite your different classes. You both became fast friends, and as he spent more time with you, he couldn't help but fall for your supportive and peaceful self. A few months after first meeting him, then came his confession to you through a letter slipped into your locker. He considered telling you face to face, but ended up being too nervous to do it after all. Writing his feelings down on paper, where he can edit the words instead of stuttering them out verbally is a better and more composed way of confessing anyway.
♡ He's impressed by your good intuition that influences your decision making. He feels that you both are on the same wavelength, which makes talking to you really fun. He likes discussing quirks with you, trusting you enough to let you hold his notebook where he records everyone's quirks and fighting capabilities while you both talk. Together, you both brainstorm how certain quirks can be utilized in a way you haven't seen the user do yet, battle plans, and the best combos where the quirks of the people in the group complement each other perfectly. Though you won't be fighting on the field like him, it's still a fun thinking exercise for you and it's nice to see Midoriya so excited, happy to be able to talk about these things with you.
♡ He would also be impressed by your dancing abilities. Seeing you dance would inspire him to learn some dances as well, leading to him signing up for some classes. He would be most excited to learn pair ballroom dancing, already fantasizing about dancing with you all romantically in the future, perhaps in the privacy of your shared kitchen or at a gala with other dancing couples, leading the dance and expertly not stepping on your toes. He would also consider pole dancing, as the full body workout would be beneficial for his training as a hero. He might follow you to a few lessons to try it out.
Ship tropes
fell first (him) x fell harder (you)
friends to lovers
comfort energy (you) x anxiety energy (him)
A/N: ♡ The header this time around is monochrome and simple, but it's my favourite out of all the matchup trades I've done with you so far because of how well it embodies the source media. Monochrome = The black and white mentality of MHA's society. Onigiri = A simple lunch food in Japan, showing your hard work as a UA student. Onigiri also reminds me of school. I used to eat them for lunch.
♡ The art of the elf was done by Manda Schank. Original here.
♡ I wasn't expecting this matchup to be so long. It's probably because I think out of all the fandoms we've done trades for so far, mha suits you the most. The high school setting with different personalities makes for a lively atmosphere you would thrive in. I had the most fun writing this YLIF trade for you.
♡ It was so hard choosing characters for your notable relationships because you would get along with so many people. Other friends include Momo, Ochaco, Kirishima, Tsuyu, Pony (Tsunotori), Ibara Shiozaki and Mirio etc.
#my works#match up trade#mha matchup#mha x reader#bnha matchup#bnha x reader#deku x reader#midoriya x reader#izuku midoriya x reader
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What do the iterators do in their freetime? do they have any hobbies, like drawing or singing? -star anon!!
part (1/2) - suns & moon
yes! they have multiple hobbies they enjoy to pass the time :]
#THANK YOU FOR THE ASK#father suns <3#suns literally loves their cat so much#they wishes cars were real#ofc suns loves making matching ANYTHING with their cat child#and of course suns knits/sews stuff for their friends#nsh got suns' first ugly ass quilt#he treasures how much effort suns put into the idea od why they chose every color#(it was the nerdiest reasons ever)#aka: i chose this umber brown bc it theoretically should compliment this lapis blue#<- an absolutely horrendous color combination#ok moving on to moon#moon loves LOVES going back to her submerged superstructure bc a lot of sea creatures reside there from shoreline being dried up#sometimes if shes in the area she will visit the drainage system but not find TOO much there to record#she also loves collecting mushrooms and trading info about flora with siggy#since she no longer has access to her medical facility shes trying to find ways to treat creatures that are sick#aka hunter but shhh#SHES SO SWEET WAAH#rain world#looks to the moon#seven red suns#rw dried au#dried asks
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𝐒𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @quimichi
Your sibling is…Riddle Rosehearts!
When I think of Riddle having a sibling, a quiet and kind individual comes to mind. You both have traits that balance each other out and can help the both of you to grow. He's definitely the older brother, which means your mother was more focused on him during your childhood, allowing you to have a bittt more freedom. He's also secretly happy that you're shorter than him. There aren't a lot of people shorter than him at his age.
He honestly finds you so cute (he's biased because you're his sister, but hey). Your usual comfy and oversized style of dress makes you look very soft and huggable, he has to resist the urge to wrap his arms around you in public sometimes. Has probably impulse bought you cute hairclips or hairbands a few times. Your polite and kind first impressions on people are something he's proud of.
The both of you value respect and manners, likely due to your upbringing, as well as helping people. Though you might do it out of kindness while Riddle does it because it's the "right" or "natural" thing to do. Well, it's still a value you both share.
Your lazy tendencies and more chaotic personality can grate on Riddle's nerves sometimes. He used to nag you a lot before his overblot, trying to get you to be more responsible, which likely pissed you off a lot since you don't like pushy people. But after his overblot, he apologized for being too harsh on you sometimes and is now trying to be a better, more forgiving brother (as well as housewarden but that doesn't concern you much).
Despite wanting to pursue law, he admires (magical) healers and that respect extends to you as well, a medical assistant student. He appreciates the work that you do and offers you a hot drink at the end of every day to help you relax. Things will get harder the more you both advance into your career, but at least you have each other. If you ever patch him up for anything, he will be good and try not to move. Strangely, he likes the scent of antiseptic solution.
Your love for strawberries is perfect for Heartslabyul as they often have it in cakes for their parties. You bet Riddle will invite you to almost every single one of Heartslabyul's birthday parties and treat you to a slice of his strawberry tart.
Overall, a strict (he's working on being reasonable about it) but caring older brother to guide you through life. You could help him to let loose and relax a little too! It's all about balance~
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Matchup for @vampiathe


For your normal matchup I match you with...Alicent Hightower!
Reasons
Though this may come as a shock to you (or it may not lol) but I stand by the fact that Alicent is the right choice. Though more strict upon herself and others I find it may help you. I think she would help you have a schedule that works for you and keeps you calm. Because she is so go, go, go I think you would be a very calming presence for her with your sarcastic responses and easy going nature.
Headcanons
I already know that you would've been one of her first ladies in waiting when she was made Queen. Your house being influential and needed by the crown and what better way ti gave them help the Crown than having you join Court and learn all the ways a lady of high standing in Kingslanding earns respect.
She was slow to trust you as many ladies called her snide or cruel names since she became Queen, anything from Whore to Pig were on the table. Some even got creative, but not you. It was always "Your Grace", the upmost respect for your Queen compared to many others. It helped her slowly trust you, inviting you to more walks and luncheons. And she always made sure all your favorite snacks and drinks were there, as she enjoyed watching your face light up with joy as you ate your favorite sweets and drank your favorite teas.
When she saw you have an anxiety attack for the first time she was livid. Who or what could've made you, sweet and perfect you go into such a state of panic? And when she found out it was because another of her ladies teased you so cruelly that you sobbed she was beyond furious. Though she couldn't exactly send the girl away, she could marry her off with her family's blessing. And as such she found the girl from a high and noble house a husband from a small and mostly unknown house. No amount of begging from the girl would change Alicents mind, she hurt you and as such the Queen dealt the punishment owed.
There is nothing Alicent loves more than cuddling with you. Especially as you both read, though her favorite way is for you ti lay your head on her lap letting her fingers run through your hair as she reads the words aloud. It feels so simple to her, the affection, the joy, the comfort. It's the few times in the day that she cam feel like Alicent Hightower, a girl from the Reach again. With you her Queenly aura dies, she is only her and you are only you. Two people in love and that's all that matters in those quiet and calm moments. Not the threat of war or her husband's neglect only the comfort you bring her and the comfort she brings you.
Ship Song(s)
18 by One Direction
Golden Hour by JVKE
Dusk Till Dawn by ZAYN and Sia
Till Forever Falls Apart by Ashe and FINNEAS
Moodboard
For your Targaryen matchup I give you...Helaena Targaryen!
Reasons
Similar to Alicent I think Helaena would be calming for you and you for her. While she's more reclusive and quiet you are more willing to talk and meet new people. I also have the feeling that Helaena and you would also work well together because you both are very family oriented.
Headcanons
I just know you two would be childhood friends. Sitting in the royal gardens picking flowers while Helaena hunts down insects and arachnids. So much so if the Queen or your Mother were looking for you they would first look in the gardens. They even lovingly calling you two their Little Fae Children
I can see you and Helaena wanting to learn how to kiss after a lesson with your Septa about the marital bed and what is expected of you two in your marriages. And as such it was obvious for you two to turn to the each other and your lips touch hers. It was a magical moment for you, one you always dreamed of. And from the smile and red blush across her cheeks Helaena felt the same.
When Helaena married Aegon you were prepared for your small yet life changing romance to disappear. But Helaena told you that you wouldn't have to, that though you will marry a husband one day and both of you will have children that you two will never not be together. That you have wormed your way into her heart and will forever be there, and you felt the same. Thankfully Aegon and future husband didn't care about yours and Helaena's romance.
Though Helaena hates being touched she will except your touch any second of any day. She will even seek it out when her nightmares and or prophetic visions become too much. And you are always willing to hold her close and rub her back whispering how brave and kind she is, how she deserves the world.
Ship Song(s)
Ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine
Dandelions by Ruth B.
Enchanted by Taylor Swift
We Found Love by Rihanna and Calvin Harris
Moodboard
#house of the dragon#hotd#match up#asoiaf matchup#matchups#hotd matchups#hotd matchup#hotd fanfiction#matchup trade#queen alicent#alicent hightower#young alicent#hotd alicent#alicent#queen helaena#helaena targaryen#helaena the dreamer#rileys matchups
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✰ ❝ match-up trade for @yxieee ❞
━ match-up trades are open. for more information, please visit the catalogue and the rules. ━ a florist sorting through the flowers to find your perfect matches. according to the red tulip’s petals, your matches are…
━ 𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙚 ━
➻ the ever-adorable yet ancient fae of diasomnia appears to be your best match!
➻ lilia has tons of interests, most of it being on par with your own! that is one of the many things that you can bond together over. he's also fond of cute things and he's cute himself! what more do you need?
➻ kidding aside, lilia would be a great partner as he has the good mix of funny and mature. he knows when to joke around, but he also knows when to get serious.
➻ he's rather adventurous, so he's willing to do whatever you want to do with him! dressing up and taking pictures together? why not? visiting parks and arcades? count him in!
➻ he finds your perceptiveness interesting. he can hardly meet people who are keen on analyzing the people they care about and noting their likes and dislikes - even going as far as using the information to gift them things they like.
➻ you like cake? he can bake one! or... if you so insist, then buying one will be fine. either way, he would love to eat cake with you as he is aware it makes you happy. anything to see your smile.
➻ overall, you will have a healthy, loving relationship with lilia filled with shared interests and smiles.
━ possible matches: ➻ epel felmier (another great partner, can be timid at first but is rather energetic once close) ➻ ace trappola (would be a great match as he is adventurous and fun to be with, but may not entirely get along) ➻ riddle rosehearts (great match, would be the grounded partner / the serious kind, but learns to warm up overtime)
━ 𝙧𝙪𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙚𝙞 ━
➻ the gorgeous, sweet-tempered, elegant genius of the genius society appears to be your best match! her sweet demeanor would pair well with your very own.
➻ ruan mei is not one to find cute or pretty things revolting. in fact, even a genius like her appreciates the aesthetics ever so often.
➻ as someone who enjoys desserts - especially cakes - you will often share sweets together, whether it's during a break from work or a task or just as a snack for the day.
➻ though her forte is on the line of biological sciences, she won't hesitate to indulge in your interest of chemistry. you may share fun facts together or have deep discussions in relation to the topic. regardless of what you have discussed, it always ends with you two learning something new.
➻ your interest in traditional chinese instruments intrigues her, and wouldn't hesitate to indulge. if you wish to play her ruǎn, she won't say no.
➻ overall, you'd have an intellectually stimulating and wonderful relationship with ruan mei!
━ possible matches: ➻ march 7th (bubbly partner who is also into cute things) ➻ jing yuan (calm personality and isn't a clingy partner) ➻ yanqing (confident swordsman who also isn't a clingy partner)
━ 𝙭𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙦𝙞𝙪 ━
➻ the bookworm swordsman of liyue appears to be your best match!
➻ with calming and understanding personalities, you both will find a lot of similarities with one another. therefore, lessening the chances of clashing personalities.
➻ he finds your tendency to read people intriguing as he knows a thing or two in reading people as well, especially if you take his background into account.
➻ using the same information to gather gifts for your loved ones is the reason why he admires that quality of yours. i mean, how did you know he wanted this book all along? he'd be very grateful to have you.
➻ though his food palette falls on the savory side, he wouldn't mind indulging in some of your favorite sweets. on other times, though, he would merely buy sweets for you while he enjoys his own savory treats.
➻ he loves chatting with you about anything - whether it's about chemistry, a book he just read, a cute animal you came across, or instruments lent to you by zhongli - he's willing to indulge and listen! moreover, he loves seeing the smile on your face and the glint in your eyes as you get excited over your discussions.
➻ he's nowhere near clingy as he is capable of doing things on his own. he understands you need space from time to time, not because you're mad, but because you just need to relax, and he doesn't find any fault in that. he, too, does enjoy solitude from time to time.
➻ overall, you'd have a patient and heartwarming relationship with xingqiu!
━ possible matches: ➻ alhaitham (confident and knowledgeable partner, a bit too distant though) ➻ kaeya (the fun kind of partner, confident and isn't clingy) ➻ childe/tartaglia/ajax (caring partner, loves to spoil, may appear secretive however)
© twstgarden 2025 || please do not steal, translate without my permission, or use this to train a.i.
#thank you for the trade!!#hope u liked ur result!! <3#florist matches#matchup trade#matchups#hsr matchups#genshin matchup#genshin matchups#genshin impact#match up#honkai star rail#honkai star rail match up#twst#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#lilia vanrouge#ruan mei#xingqiu#epel felmier#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#march 7th hsr#jing yuan#yanqing#alhaitham#kaeya alberich#childe tartaglia ajax
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Skyrim is one of my favorite games of all time, and my sister embroidered this for me as a Christmas gift and I just had to show it off!

The original art is from @harryosbornart on Instagram, and she did such a phenomenal job translating such a complex design onto fabric.
#not my work#i actually do not know how to embroider so my sister and i sometimes trade work as she does not know how to crochet or knit#embroidery#skyrim#this actually matches my craft room perfectly (it's done up in blue and brown and gold) so extra points there#now i just gotta figure out how to display it
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the transformers kandi collection grows >:3c
#/my bestie and i have matching 'rise up' and 'roll out' bracelets <3#/i made the oppy and megs ones are for it too#/the tarn star and decepticon were trades to me and theyre my prized possessions <3#/ive remade the starscream and bumblebee ones like 4 times over now bc i keep trading them away LMAO#kandi#transformers#perler art#/dont worry abt the pink ones tho
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Bridgerton and PJO ship for @sugutoad (ships are in order of who was the easiest choice to make!)
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PJO

Ship/Reasons
I ship you with Leo Valdez, Bad Boy Supreme! He's pretty close to your ideal type (if maybe little a too talkative); funny, charismatic, a little bit cocky, with the biggest wettest brown eyes and the saddest little heart. You have a similar snarky sense of humor and speaking style, although Leo is more of an extravert than you, which is a nice balance. I also think you have some similarities in your flaws, and seeing them reflected in someone else would actually be really good for you. You both struggle with self-esteem issues and perfectionism, realizing somebody as amazing as your other halve also deals with the same problem will help you move past self-pity and internalize how much you're truly worth. On a related note, I also think you both have some stuff to work out regarding attention and a need for it, I think you'd be able to reign in the other's more self-centered/attention-seeking instincts. Leo is someone who desperately needs someone to truly talk to about all the issues he internalizes, someone brave enough to express vulnerable emotions and coax him into doing the same, and in return, he would be eternally loyal.
Headcanons
All the cuddles, so many cuddles. Leo is such a cuddle bug! He prefers to be the little spoon so you're usually jetpacking (although maybe "the big spoon" would be the proper term, since you really only have 3 inches of height difference, he's a Short King). He's so warm btw, basically a human space heater.
Leo's kisses are energetic yet gentle, like him, he peppers you with kisses all over your lips, your cheek, your eyelashes, your chin, your neck. Even after he pulls away you can still feel the heat on the places he kissed. Especially loves to kiss you on your moles.
Magic carpet dragon rides on Festus! And yes, he will sing a "Whole New World" as you soar through the clouds whether you ask or not. He actually has a pretty nice a voice, a little pitchy but not bad at all for a beginner. He'll take you anywhere you want to go; when there was a Fourth of July fireworks show at camp, he saw you were planning on staying inside because you hated the loud noises so much and gave you a ride up away out of the noise range, and you two watched the fireworks from above together.
Your upbringing in the isolated community of Nova Roma means you are living under a complete rock when it comes to mortal pop culture, which is Leo's bread and butter. So of course every time he mentions some movie or artist or whatever and you go "I've never heard of that" he gasps exaggeratedly and immediately drags you off to show you whatever it is. You end up having a lot of movie night dates, which fail to truly edify you on pop culture because you two get easily distracted by each other 🤭
When your temper goes off, he can usually diffuse the situation by making you laugh. Got a low grade? He'll mock your teacher until you no longer care at all about their judgement. Starting to get pissed off at a bad day? You'll be so busy laughing you forget what you were angry about.
He flirts with you constantly, always a wink or a pet name or a quick comment about how wonderful you are. If you turn it back on him even a little however, he immediately becomes a stammering mess. Lol, he can dish it out but can't take it.
Your Cabin
Salve Nova Roma, filia Veneris! You are clearly a daughter of Venus, Roman goddess of love, beauty and sovereignty. (Which also makes you a relative of Julius Caesar and the Julian dynasty, by the way!) Physically, you are excellent match for a child of Venus, you have the beautiful multicolored eyes her children are often mentioned to have. I think you also have a good personality match; you care about aesthetics and beauty, both internal and external, you are a dreamer and a romantic, and your flaws of jealousy, temperamentally and self-centeredness are also found in your godly parent (I'll leave it up to your own self-reflection to decide which is your fatal flaw). You're also very sensitive and in touch with your emotions, fitting for the child of a goddess of feelings.
In contrast to her more chaotically aligned Greek aspect of Aphrodite, the Roman goddess Venus is not only the goddess of love and beauty, she's also a sovereignty goddess, and the grandmother of Rome through her son Aeneas, and this is reflected in your INTJ aspects, your perfectionism and judgement. You are no ruler yourself, being soft-spoken and with no love for the spotlight, but you are a kingmaker, a student of history who knows what it means to work hard for what you want. You know the cost of power and it is up to you to decide who is worthy, who has payed in full.
Backstory
You are the daughter of a senator in New Rome, favored by Venus for her charisma on the hearing floor. Your family was thrilled to be blessed with a demigod child, it was always assumed you would follow in your mother's footsteps, even outdo her, in the political sphere. You were pushed to become a perfect citizen, the best and the brightest. Even as its become clear you had no aptitude for the stage of politics, and would much prefer a role behind the scenes as a legislator and negotiator, your mother is still trying to push you towards "greatness." You love your parents but they get stressful and exhausting and you could feel the toll this was having on your mental health.
"Anna, you're wasting your heritage hiding in the shadows! You could even be a Consul one day, as great as your siblings!"
You bit your tongue rather than remind your mother what happened to your famous half brother the Consul, and risk the start of another rant on proper filial piety.
For you, volunteering the legionnaires of Camp Jupiter wasn't just doing your duty as a Roman; it was an escape. Which is also why after the war ended, you also volunteered to go to Camp Halfblood as an envoy, to help draw up the new peace treaty between camps (the lack of phone service there meant, for the first time, complete freedom from your family).
How You Met
You met through Piper! You stay in Cabin 10 when at you were at Camp Halfblood, of course, and became good friends with her. She really appreciated having someone who always advocated for the quieter members of the cabin, and she wanted to bring you out of your shell, so she figured, what better way to do so than to introduce you to the most out of his shell person she knew? Leo was immediately smitten with you, of course, like every pretty girl that was (to him) completely out of his league. He started flirting with you in the typical fashion, hoping to make you laugh. The last thing he was expecting was for you to fall face first for him right back.
Confession
Leo had been flirting with you since the day you'd met, but you'd never taken it seriously. A boy that cute and funny, and a hero to boot, genuinely interested in you? You couldn't believe that to be anything but a daydream turned delusion, fueled by (what should have been) harmless jokes from a consummate flirt. You always laughed at his "jokes" though, even when your heart ached from the teasing because you felt like if you were honest, he'd run away in disgust.
Then one day it was too much. It had been a bad day all around, too much work, too much noise, too many people, all culminating with an argument with Drew Tanaka that left you running from Cabin 10 in overwhelmed tears. Leo saw you streak past him as he left Cabin 9, muffling sobs and followed you into the woods.
"Hey, chica, mi amor, what's wrong? I hate to see a pretty girl like you so sad."
You'd had enough. Of all the times to mock you like this... And you told him through tears to cut the bullshit, enough with the jokes, to stop playing with your heart.
Leaving Leo Valdez in stunned silence is certainly an achievement few can say they have accomplished.
Well. Too late for him not hating you. You released all your feelings in a rambling torrent, how hard you'd fallen for him, how his flirting left you with your face heating up and butterflies in your stomach. The last thing you were expecting was him to sweep you up in a warm hug.
"Oh Anna, I never- everything I said, I meant. I had no idea- I didn't think you liked me back, you know you're out of my league right? Hehe, always time to change your mi-" your kisses quickly silenced the self-deprecating jokes.
That's twice you've gotten Leo Valdez to shut up, you should win a medal for that by the way.
Tropes
Eldest Child Syndrome x Youngest Child Syndrome
Uptown Girl x Downtown Boy
Just Kidding!... Unless...
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Bridgerton
(btw, feel free to imagine yourself in any of these dresses I feel would suit you wonderfully for this ship! The top are more fantastical options and the bottom are actual regency fashion plates!)






Ship/Reason
I ship with you Colin Bridgerton! He fits your ideal type to a capital T; a perfect gentlemen, a (false) cassonova, a sweet boy who'd do anything for love, a middle child desperate to not be dismissed anymore. I think both of you struggle with being seen and heard, although in different ways, and could commiserate on that. Both of you also know what its like to feel stifled by your family. Colin would be thrilled to have someone who not only actually listens to him and cares about his opinions, but who also can contribute to the conversation in kind. We've seen what a wonderfully attentive lover he is. He's always going to be patient with you, to console you when you're hurting, lift you up when you feel low and speak up for you when you can't speak up for yourself. I also think your tendency to get trapped in analysis paralysis and his tendency to act on impulse would balance each other out.
Headcanons
When he started courting you he would bring you beautiful bouquets and corsages, and at first you thought it was only coincidence how fitting each one was to the situation but you soon realized Colin also knows the language of flowers! Even now you two still exchange little messages with each other, a red tulip next to your bed when you wake up in the morning, a ring of daisies left on his work desk in the afternoon.
Recites poetry for you! He knows how much you love Tudor era history so he memorized some of Shakespeares sonnets and when you two are relaxing together in evenings he'll recite for the family (looking directly at you the whole time of course).
You speak together for hours on just about every topic. He's thrilled to find someone who'll let him talk about his travels and his plants and all the things he's interested in. His brothers make fun of him, his sisters dismiss him, but you? You're always there to listen, and that's why he fell in love with you. The conversation runs so smoothly between the two of you, you quickly loose track of time.
You two adore picnics in the countryside, sitting on a blanket eating strawberries. Just you, and him, and the sounds of nature and the warm sun on your faces. It's all very Box Hill in Emma coded.
You often visit Penelope together often, especially when Lord Debling leaves for his travels (because yes, she still marries Lord Debling, and they actually really truly fall in love, and Pen also gets a happy ending because she deserves that)! You two thoroughly enjoy each other's company, both of you are not only excellent listeners, you also have quite strong opinions, and are equally judgemental in your own ways. Quite the pair 💅, I wouldn't want to get on your bad sides!
There are some benefits to being the little sibling for once. You and Colin are free to do as you please. If you're overwhelmed by the noise and crowds of the ball, you can leave early without any side-eyes, you can travel across the country, even the continent, without any worry of responsibilities back home (although Anthony greatly appreciates your business acumen), and you feel no pressure to make any heirs, when you two fall into each other's arms, it out of pure desire, not duty.
Backstory
You arrived in the Ton shortly before the second season began. You say that you are the daughter of a wildly successful fur trader in the province of Canada, here to experience the social life and marriage mart of London.
While that's not entirely untrue, that's far from the whole story. You're not just here as a debutant, you're also here to hunt down an infamous con artist and debt dodger who's hoping to escape his money troubles in the colonies across the Atlantic, one Jack Featherington! It was you who first suspected something was fishy when an American ruby miner offered to sell stock to your father, and it's up to you to bring the man to justice and stop his schemes. Now to catch him in the act...
How You Met
You realized Jack Featherington was doing most of his business at a gentlemen's club, and since a respectable young lady such as yourself could not enter such an establishment, you'd have to find someone on the inside to help you. You approached the owner, Will Mondrich, for help, and he gave you more than just information; he got you in touch with a Mr Colin Bridgerton, who'd been approached by Lord Featherington for business, and was happy to offer himself up as bait. You'd heard of Mr Bridgerton before (who could forget the scandal he and Miss Marina Thompson had been embroiled in last season) and had even briefly seen him at a ball, behind all the swarms of young ladies vying for his attention. You hadn't expected to find a young man so eager to help, full of kindness and youthful hope. And he hadn't expected this mysterious young lady with ulterior motives to actually be so charmingly sweet. So after Featherington was foiled and sent packing back to America (where his old marks will no doubt find him again and bring him to justice), you decided to stay in London and get to know Colin a little better...
Confession
You two courted for not only a full season, but a full year! Colin was afraid to rush into love again, after having his heart broken by Marina, and you were afraid to leave your home in Canada forever after having only barely seen England. Colin took you across the country as his guest, showing you not only the Bridgerton manor, but the whole of the country, and you fell in love with it as much as with him.
The proposal was in private; Colin knew you would feel so uncomfortable with a public proposal, all those people staring and the noise. You wanted romance, not a performance.
So instead he took you outside on a midnight stroll of the gardens. You were sitting under the gazebo and gazing at the stars together as Colin worked up the courage to speak his heart. It was a beautiful late spring night, smelling of blooming flowers and perfectly temperate, if maybe a tad too humid. The stars quickly disappeared under a haze of clouds, something you pointed out, and Colin began to panic. It was going to rain, his perfect proposal plan was going to be ruined. Daphne had warned him about this, but he was so anxious he didn't listen. You were going to get wet and cross with him, and when he went back home in defeat his brothers would laugh at him and he was never going to get to give you the perfect proposal he knew you'd been dreaming of.
You knew Colin well enough by now to sense the growing distress in his mood. You finally felt sure that he was the one you wanted to spend your life with, but now you started to wonder if he felt the same. Had you done something wrong? Maybe you shouldn't have pointed out the change in the weather, although you couldn't fathom why that would have been enough to turn him so. Unless it was the final straw. Maybe you had complained too much before, sure he'd always taken your sensitive nature in stride before but maybe he was finally sick of comforting you. You started to feel sick. You needed to get back inside where you could melt into the crowd of Bridgertons, who had already started to feel like family to you.
You stood up and, stating you were ready to go back in, started making to do so. Colin followed shortly behind.
"W-wait! Miss Anna, please, just a moment!" Perfect timing, the sky burst open in a torrential flood, a summer storm come early. Colin shielded you from the downpour and you rushed back to the gazebo, huddled together and close to soaking.
As you shivered in each other's arms, Colin started to laugh.
"Well, there goes my brilliant proposal idea! Ah well, it still ended with you in my arms!"
(And here's your engagement ring! Yes its a tad gaudy but what piece of Bridgerton jewelry isn't?)

Tropes
Slow Burn
Yapper x Listener
Kissing in the Rain
Ship Song
It had to be Vitamin String Quartet of course! You danced to this on your wedding.
#match up exchange#matchup trade#ship exchange#ship trade#PJO matchup#PJO HOO matchup#PJO ship#Bridgerton matchup#Bridgerton ship
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SIBLING MATCH UP TRADE ♡
A/n: @thecurrator Something about you and Malleus idk
EDIT:...I'm utterly embarrassed with myself. I forgot to post it again-

MALLEUS
@ come oooon your name is Aurora how can I not!
@ him as a brother is uhm...something lol he definitely needs your help with electronics. Teach him how to use a phone pls and maybe bully him a bit so he gets it idk nothing better than siblings bullying each other
@ very protective, no one gets to even look at you. They better bow the fuck down lol
@ btw Sebeks biggest dream is to marry you one day but then again he's the type to also say "they wouldn't deserve me-!" So idk he's a simp
@ big brother Malleus would loooove to see you in Gothic clothes. Like Lolita Gothic clothes. "Black looks the best on you, I shall provide you with more." And he does-
@ when he was younger he just stalked you in your sleep to make sure you're save and stuff
@ lol I see him bragging about his horns being bigger than yours, or having some and you don't. Kid Malleus was wild for sure we all were stfu
@ if someone EVER hurts your feelings 🫥 oof-Archons be with him wait wrong fandom---
@ late night walks!!! In dark forests. If it wouldn't be your brother you'd guess he's trying to kill you
@ watches Animes with you but is a grandpa about it. "Who's this." "That's the main character." "Ah....and this?" "Still the main character, just different shot and angle." "They shot him?" "Imma shoot you."
@ Malleus as a brother is wild I tell you-hes such a grandpa we love him. And now throw Lilia into this damn, everyone dead in 40 miles
#match up#match up trade#matchup trade#malleus draconia x reader#malleus x reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader
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Damn…that was fucking quick; not even a full week at the box office and it’s already got a streaming release lol
https://x.com/feature_first/status/1907460303643726099?s=46&t=sjzE9yJDPIIrx07d8gwl7g
It has to be doing really badly. Mojo hasn't updated for its March 31 or April 1 but Imma bet that since they raked in a little less than my credit balance on average per screen on the 30th, safe to say that it was a huge box office failure for them.
Are we good now? Can we acknowledge that the Mogwai's stans here (Americans in particular) are filled with big mouthed bitches whose incessant yapping does not actually help her and translate into purchasing power (since they're young/teens/adolescents).
I'm calling it: Hurry Up Tomorrow is going to suck big assballs since it's "experimental" or however the Mogwai put it regarding this vanity project. No matter how great Mogwai is, AT sucks as an actor and the movie won't be as big as they're pumping it up to be (even with Tesfaye pulling a reverse Prince regarding his identity and alter egos...no one cares, man, just go by Abel, we don't need to see ya drag down the Mogwai in the process 😭). Anon sent me one of her interviews from yesterday. Will be addressed bc I'm still processing how daft it was, and how enlightening it continues to be whenever she opens her mouth.
If it defies my low expectations, I will...I dunno what I'll do. What do you want me to do about it if it does? Give away? Gift card? I have given away a lot of shit in my life and tend to give a lot even when I don't have anything for myself.
#anon#anon ask#anon answered#jenna ortega#and her crappy box office#sure you can point to scream and beetlejuice 2#but those weren't her vehicles#she was not driving#the zoo is filling up quick#floppapotamus#🦛🦛🦛#not me stroking the giant floppapotamus that looks like fiona the hippo... that's the MG one 🦛#i like its hot trash#and its characters#just remember kids...these actors worked on this during a time when most others were striking (bc A24 can do that but still)#these actors traded solidarity with their fellows for this pile of crapp#yes yes i know why they and A24 were able to film but it still makes no fucking diff. traded it for something that was going to be b.o. ☣️#death of a unicorn#death of a uniturd#hurry up tomorrow#don't worry i'm paying my balance today too so we'll both have matching balances for the day ☺️😊😌🙂↕️
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