#death of a unicorn

[thepoisonjackal]

Vengeful creatures

[fandomnerd9602]

Jenna Ortega x Reader Multiverse Update

Y/N walks in to find more variants…

Tara: hello again hero (winks)

Cairo: I could write a book series about you

Ridley: okay I’ve seen unicorns but no one as good looking or magical as you

Astrid: I could spend my afterlife with you

Wednesday: I wish to do a blood oath with you. One of eternal love and servitude

Y/N: Jenna?!

Jenna: just roll with it baby

[autumnsoldier13]

There’s something about Unicorns murdering the shit out a horrendously rich family that tried to cut up its baby for parts and profit and healing for only their rich friends, and the working class family working for them essentially becoming the chosen ones, that can just be so personal.

[itsnotyouithink]

“Death of a Unicorn” is genuinely such a great movie. I think we seriously need to bring back campy horror movies where it’s a mix of comedic relief, bloody gore, and creative storylines.

[gaybuckybarnesss]

WILL POULTER Death of a Unicorn (2025)

[karothefool]

Watched death of a unicorn last night so ofc I’m drawing unicorns

[inmediaslex]

Have you ever watched Jurassic Park and said “Damn this is the best movie ever made, but what if the first half of it was Knives Out and the raptors were pissed off ten foot tall unicorns?”

No?

You haven’t?

Yeah there’s exactly one motherfucker on the planet who did that and it lived rent free in his brain until he decided to make a whole ass movie about it. Grabbed Ant Man to lend his heart and humor and found our most prominent new-on-deck actress Miss Jenna Ortega to be the center. Pulled in Richard E Grant because what’s one of these without a prominent venerable elder (see Richard Attenborough in Jurassic Park and Christopher Plummer in Knives Out) and why not grab a smarmy ass Will Poulter to be equal parts comic relief and idiot villain like he does best? And let’s round this out with Tea Leoni since she’s been chased by monsters before and is great at being unforgivably white and rich. Then he put them in that one house you look at and go “I hate the people who live here” and make them do The Mist but the creatures outside are, as I said, pissed off ten foot tall Unicorns.

This is Death of a Unicorn.

THIS MOVIE FUCKS.

Look. It’s a bit predictable. The unicorns aren’t the best effect. I get it. It’s not a technical masterpiece. But fuck if I didn’t have the time of my life with this. The comedy, while a bit heavy handed on the “fuck rich people” spectrum, is actually just a bit below Knives Out levels of solid and there were a few genuine loud laughs from my audience throughout. The Unicorns are intimidating as hell especially when we’re doing the Jaws approach, but even when they’re in full light doing terrible things, it’s a lot of fun to watch. Hard R carnage but they’re goddamn *Unicorns.*

It’s a winning premise executed with the right level of knowing stupidity and is probably my favorite thing this year so far. Alex Scharfman, I’m sure people said “that’s dumb and your idea will never get anywhere.” Thank you for following your dreams anyway. I’m excited for what fun he has for us next.

[mdnet]

Jenna Ortega💜 ‘Death of a Unicorn’ screening in New York

[alittlecartoonie]

those unicorns were sick as hell!!!

[nonbinaryhatboxghost]

Movies being released in the first half of 2025 that I'm looking forward to.

The Life of Chuck Billboard is designed by Daniel Danger.

[dearmissunderhill]

It kinda felt like it was showing me something

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I guess I’m officially in my inspired by tapestry era. I haven’t stopped thinking about this movie 😩

[jennaortegablr]

JENNA ORTEGA as RIDLEY Death of a Unicorn (2025) dir. Alex Scharfman

[fandomnerd9602]

Ridley: some of its blood hit my face and cured my acne

Y/N: so unicorn blood is just instant clean and clear?

Ridley:

Shepherd: so…are we just going to ignore the fact that unicorns are real?!

Y/N: why would I care? My girl’s more magical

Y/N wraps an arm around Ridley who giggles…

[jaesmart]

I went to see Death of a Unicorn in the theater the other day, so I was feeling inspired! 🦄 I loved the design of the vengeful unicorns in the movie with their fangs and almost spinal-looking horns.

[apara-dise-penguin]

Professional unicorn handlers pictured.

[ignigeno]

I now have two definitive unicorn movies!

Death of a Unicorn was even more than I was hoping for! Loved it SO much!