#match their energy

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike and FNAF into the pit Jeff are the same guy…

[lrndvs]

If you're a motorcyclist in LA and you heard barking, that was me, sorry, it will happen again.

[belobogindustries]

PHAETHON

[dukeofdelirium]

when ppl are like “lawlight is toxic tho” like… yeah… that’s half of the appeal. I genuinely don’t give a fuck how toxic they are toward one another bc they are matching each others freak every step of the way 😭 like ??? Light tries to kill L and L illegally detains his preppy ass and they’re both into it whats not clicking

[sweetlullabyebye]

Made way too many posts about jealous Charles so here is Charles actually smiling for a change

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

[uhhhh-em-draws-stuff]

Fight of our lives if Disney weren’t cowards

[textsofdanville]

Stacy couldn't bear to keep this a secret from Candace but Candace knows well enough to not throw stones at glass houses.

[numbuh424]

met up with my biggest hater at the yellow box warehouse

[kendyroy]

just gonna drop this here without any context

[gayanimebitches]

the fact that this was their first interaction and kita still fell in love w her.............there is hope for all failgirls around the globe..........

[lumilescense]

Listen I know Holmes is weird alot but i got to thinking about it and like... does anyone ever notice how much time Watson spends in the stories just quietly listening to people and staring at them while jotting down notes? Like youre having this heart to heart breakdown with Sherlock Holmes and then you glance over and remember there is just Some Guy over there staring at you intently while feverishly writing down everything youre saying??? I think watson should get to be that, as a treat

[meruz]

complicated feelings abt the change of era aside, im hyped to see my fave kids in a new book!! love the new ryan stegman designs too

[underwaterspiderbird]

if someone tries to curse you, you try to curse them right back. 🔪

[splatloafbud]

THANK YOU SPLATOON 1 FOR CHANGING MY LIFE ❤️