#match their energy

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike and FNAF into the pit Jeff are the same guy…

[dukeofdelirium]

when ppl are like “lawlight is toxic tho” like… yeah… that’s half of the appeal. I genuinely don’t give a fuck how toxic they are toward one another bc they are matching each others freak every step of the way 😭 like ??? Light tries to kill L and L illegally detains his preppy ass and they’re both into it whats not clicking

[zaahvi]

"I am Elgar'nan — First of the Firstborn, Last of the Evanuris."

[belobogindustries]

PHAETHON

[sweetlullabyebye]

Made way too many posts about jealous Charles so here is Charles actually smiling for a change

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

[ckducky]

My Adventures at Karaoke

[uhhhh-em-draws-stuff]

Fight of our lives if Disney weren’t cowards

[flwrkid14]

Consumed by Love, Blind to the Truth

Tim loves Danny like a wildfire—destructive, consuming, something that could turn the world to ash just to keep him warm.

If it ever came down to it, Tim wouldn’t hesitate. There is no line he wouldn’t cross, no price too steep, no force in the universe strong enough to keep him from protecting Danny. He would bring the world to its knees if it meant keeping him safe. He would set the stars ablaze just to see Danny’s eyes light up, would carve his devotion into the fabric of existence if it meant Danny would never doubt it. If all he ever did—if all he ever was—amounted to making Danny happy, then that would be enough. That would be everything.

Because there is no one Tim will ever love more than Danny.

There will never be another.

And yet—Tim doesn’t think Danny could ever love him the same way.

Danny does love him. He says it. He shows it. And Tim believes him.

But not like this.

Not with the same aching devotion, not with the kind of love that makes it hard to breathe, that makes Tim want to give and give until there’s nothing left of him.

Because Danny is Danny, and Tim is just—Tim. There’s nothing special about him. Nothing that makes him stand out against the people who could love Danny better.

He sees the difference. He sees how easily Danny laughs with Dick, all grins and inside jokes that come so naturally. He sees how relaxed Danny is around Cass, how she brings a peace that Tim never could. How effortlessly Steph matches Danny’s chaotic energy, turning their world into something bright and loud and fun.

Tim sees all of it. And he knows—he knows—that if one day Danny woke up and realized he could do better, it wouldn’t be a surprise.

Jason would love him better. Jason, who is fire and fury and unrelenting loyalty, who wouldn’t hesitate to wage war on the world for the people he loves.

Damian would love him better. Damian, who would turn his love into something timeless, painting Danny’s name into the stars, immortalizing him in every brushstroke and every verse.

Danny could have anyone. Deserves someone better.

And if one day, Danny saw that—if one day, Danny left—Tim would understand.

It’ll break him. It’ll shatter something inside him that will never heal.

But he will understand, and he will never blame Danny for it.

Because Tim notices how happy Danny is in other people’s presence. He notices how easily he fits into other people’s arms. But Tim will never notice—never really see—how Danny always comes home to him. How Danny presses his face into the crook of Tim’s neck after a long day, melting into him like he belongs there. How Danny finds Tim first when the crowd is too much, when the laughter and the lights and the energy become exhausting, when he just needs to breathe. How Danny chooses him every single day, in every single moment.

Tim doesn’t see it.

But the rest of the Bats do.

And they will not let him live it down. Not when Tim sits there, eyes full of love, while Danny mirrors the exact same expression from across the room. Not when Tim watches Danny smile at someone else and completely misses the way Danny always looks at him.

One day, they’ll get it through his head.

One day, Tim will understand that Danny loves him just as much.

[kiingbiing]

I like the idea that Mikey goes to school just to hang out with draxum during his lunch break and sometimes april skips to hang w them. There should’ve been lots of scenarios between Mikey and draxum bonding imo

[textsofdanville]

Stacy couldn't bear to keep this a secret from Candace but Candace knows well enough to not throw stones at glass houses.

[sosadraws]

I promised myself that when december starts I would draw this particular image with mynah and Elster. Then I forgot, then I remembered, and proceeded to speedrun this drawing at work.

Anyways,

🎄✨Season's Greasons~✨🎄

Cooler version and original:

[numbuh424]

met up with my biggest hater at the yellow box warehouse

[kendyroy]

just gonna drop this here without any context

[cameleonvermillon]

you dont understand he isn't called yaoi jesus because its quirky and funny and he's an icon he litterally absolves people of their sins heals the sickly offers absolute forgiveness saves humanity from great evil and people listen to his word he is literally a christ like figure it isnt a joke Aoba's Literally Yaoi Jesus