#master audio

[clowns0cks]

"do you think we would have stayed friends, were it not for death?"

"there's no one else I'd rather be friends with than you".

[lesbiantrish]

“i crave power” aww but koschei ur name means slave

@stompandhollar

[nocaffeineforlevi]

Torvic Simulator

[sneakertin]

thinking about how seven was all "oh you don't blame me🥺🥺 really🥺🥺🥺 you think i was just a child who couldn't have know what would happen🥺🥺" after death revealed who actually killed torvic and john wasn't angry about it.. like he's so happy that his already enormous guilt wasn't reinforced even more. it's adorable.

[theladyofspaceandtime]

The Master: Evil? No, Doctor, I refute your claim of ‘evil’. Evil implies malevolence, a certain desire only to destroy. I crave power, dominion, knowledge of the forbidden and secret. So much more than simply ‘evil’. 

Seventh Doctor: But don’t you see, those things lead to evil! They lead to death! Death for innocents and innocence. That’s what I tried to subdue, to take away-

The Master: Subdue? Take away? You wanted me neutered! You had neither the courage, nor the good sense to stop me forever. And instead you imprisoned me in Perfugium. Imprisoned me in a lifestyle that is the antithesis of all that I hold important. Of all that matters! 

Seventh Doctor: But here, John, in Perfugium you had friends, you had life! Something you’ve denied so many others.

The Master: Those others that deserved to die were denied life, yes. Of course. The weak shall fall...or follow. You should know all about having the weak follow you, Doctor. 

Seventh Doctor: I have my companions to ease the loneliness, Master. Your loneliness is what has led you to this. To a lifetime partnership with her (Death).

 Death/Jade: Oh, remembered I’m here, have you?

The Master: Jade? Death? What is she? An abstract universal entity given form to help play out this pantomime of a scenario, here to test my mettle? And yours as well, no doubt. 

Seventh Doctor: I’m not sure who or what she is, universal concepts are hard to pin down. 

The Master: So what am I, Doctor? Death’s Champion? Just as some claim you’re Time’s Champion. Both of us locked in a ridiculous crusade to appease intangible concepts? BHA! This discussion is worthless! I want my existence back...my power! 

Seventh Doctor: And I want my old friend back, not my old enemy. 

The Master: You see friendship as something good, don’t you? 

Seventh Doctor: Of course-

The Master: I view friendship as weakness. A distraction. An excuse to give up, to never see things through to their ultimate conclusion.  Why should I want friendships, Doctor? Stop trying to put your values onto me. 

Source: Master

[please-attend-carefully]

LOOK AT THEM!

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

simm master really is that girl. he put his crush in a dog tent for a year. he killed bill gates. he hates abba but loves waterloo. he watches the teletubbies. he threw the doctor into the heart of a sun. he wears eyeliner. he wanted an orgy with all his past selves. he shoved a diamond down the president's throat. he dyed his own hair with bleach. he likes jelly babies. he's suicidal. he fucked a random business man in a public toilet and ate him after. he's misogynistic and transitioned into a woman. he's gay and homophobic. truly no one does it like him, peak character design

[galaxy-bri]

The update will feature the Subway Boss theme with a Halloween version!

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know

The Doctor has been known to keep a teddy bear in his pocket.

The Master's first TARDIS (Lolita) is the Doctor's TARDIS's twin.

The Eighth Doctor once had sex with a sentient planet.

Machiavelli, Richelieu, and Robespierre were all just different aliases for the immortal Hades.

The iceberg that the Titanic crashed into was actually the Monk's TARDIS.

Also on board at the time were several incarnations of the Doctor, the Decayed Master, Jack Harkness, John Hart, Ace McShane, and Bernice Summerfield.

The First, Fourth, and Fifth Doctors were all in London around when the Great Fire started in 1666.

The Eighth Doctor was briefly engaged to Queen Edith but ran away before the wedding.

Consecrated planets, moons, and asteroids cannot be mined under Galactic Law.

The Doctor used to make up imaginary enemies to play fight when they were a small, lonely child. One of these enemies was called Mandrake.

The Sixth Doctor once went back in time with Peri to kill a baby who would become an evil dictator but could not go through with it.

After Nyssa tried to fix the chameleon circuit, the TARDIS took the shape of a whale.

Tegan Jovanka is the Earth Ambassador to Gallifrey.

The First Doctor participated in a riot and became wanted by the CIA two days before running away from Gallifrey (although some sources dispute this).

While the Ninth Doctor witnessed Kennedy's assassination, the First Doctor witnessed McKinley's.

The First Doctor has been repeatedly eaten and regurgitated by a whale before.

Marilyn Monroe married both the Eleventh Doctor and King Henry VIII, who fathered Elizabeth I, who married the Tenth Doctor, and he had also been married to Amy Pond, who was also the Doctor’s mother-in-law through River Song. Talk about a confusing family tree!

The First Doctor fed a snapping wart fowl to Valyes's summer project, and Valyes has had a grudge ever since.

The Eighth Doctor once demanded to die naked upon being sentenced to execution.

All righty, folks. I'm very tired! Good night. I may add more later.

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69

[clowns0cks]

the timeless children hits different after listening to Master. "Become death. Become me (as you were always intended to be)"

[georgiacooked]

So excited to be able to announce another Big Finish project from early next year! You can pick up my story "The Clockwork Swan" in the new Call Me Master boxset, starring Sacha Dhawan, in February 2025.

What an amazing actor to write for, and what a crew of fellow writers, actors and producers! I couldn't be more thrilled to be part of this set.

MORE INFO AVAILABLE HERE

EPISODE INFORMATION BELOW THE CUT

Master of disguise, disarray and disorder. The Master has always enjoyed creating chaos, but this incarnation revels in it more than most.

A new Master is unleashed upon the universe, and he is taking his time - and pleasure – in finding out exactly who he is...

Self-Help by Robert Valentine The Master is having a crisis of the existential variety.

While he may have a classic diabolical scheme on the go, the dastardly Time Lord's latest incarnation isn’t quite feeling himself. In fact, he’s not even sure who he is anymore. He needs help. But can he help himself?

The Clockwork Swan by Georgia Cook Opening night is approaching for the latest presentation at cultural theme park Historica Dramatica: Earth-set whodunnit The Clockwork Swan. But cast and crew are being murdered...

Enter a mysterious stranger. Who better to solve the crime than galaxy-renowned detective LeMaitre? Only, LeMaitre isn’t all he seems...

The Good Life by Una McCormack On a distant Island, a group of holy men and women work together to keep the Balance. Elta, one of the Shore-folk, has come to learn. But there’s a new man on the Island – the first in living memory – and it’s not clear whether he’s saint or sinner.

Is it only coincidence that the weather seems more changeable these days? That people are angrier and turning to violence? Where, wonders Elta, is this all heading – and does the stranger even know himself?

[nocaffeineforlevi]

Alright time to scream into the void about the Master audio.

I was so incredibly confused on the characters for the first like... 45 minutes of the audio, mainly because of 'Doctor John Smith' and not knowing what the VAs sound like well enough.

But besides that:

The Doctor being at fault for the Master's violence? Making a deal with literal Death THREE TIMES? Both of them referring to eachother as 'old friend' towards the end of the audio? The completely unintentional parallel of The Doctor (I'm pretty sure, I refuse to relisten right now because I WILL start sobbing) talking about wanting his friend back, making me immediately think of Missy repeatedly saying 'I need my friend back'? Amazing. But the real thing that makes me lose it over this audio:

The Master being offered the same deal that Theta was offered all those years ago, to trade places with the Doctor, let them become Death's champion instead, it would be so easy. But he doesn't take it. Because no matter what, they were friends once.

[distantnebula4]

i get not liking thoschei, everyone ships what they ship-- but it’s a bit strange to me when people just completely deny it’s existence. how do you watch any twelve and missy episode and think ‘oh yeah, just enemies. nothing has ever happened there’

[theladyofspaceandtime]

Seriously, the Doctor is such a hypocrite (especially in this audio and it annoys me.) This audio also reminds us that the Doctor isn’t entirely ‘Good’ and the Master isn’t entirely ‘Evil.’

Sure, Theta had good intentions in defending his friend from a bully that was trying to drown him, but yet, it doesn’t excuse the fact he STILL killed someone. And then proceeded to trade off that guilt and everything that came with the action (in this case, becoming Death’s Champion), for his best friend to live with all because he couldn’t bear it himself. The Doctor couldn’t deal with it, so he dumped it all off onto the Master, practically taking part in making him the villain he has become. 

The Master should have been the Doctor, with friendship, love, companions and being a hero, while the Doctor should have been the Master, trying to take over the world, causing destruction and chaos, being haunted by what he had done.

[please-attend-carefully]

The BBC wants to automate posts on the same week we're all losing our minds over Whoever has been running the Big Finish Instagram.

[xochimillilili]

Teehee 2500 audio, it's only over 1000 people late :)

Local mexican girboything fucks a thing!!!! It felt so good, wish it was someone's warm needy little hole though