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Guess whos getting emotional about hands again
#me#its me#sigh#nonsense#hands... my beloved......#poptart only has one hand left to explore the world with#sprout has one hand that cant even feel but hes gentle with it anyways#sprouts left hand is just covered in knicks and scars and bumps#sighhh#SIGHHH#hands.....#holding hands even.....#sprout giving poptart a little hand massage#with his robo hand that hes had years to train to be able to measure the pressure he puts without feeling anything on it#something something yknow how sprout fidgets with his robo hand as a comfort?#right ok#what if poptart also grabs sprouts robo hand sometimes to also fidget with#hands.......................#im so emotional about hands.........
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Can someone ask Hiccup Haddock his skincare routine? He MUST have one for his leg at least, right?
Wait, imagine the Riders helping him with it on tough days.
But imagine Hiccup connecting to his scars more as he takes care of them each day, and maybe learning to like them.
#speaking as someone with permanently changed skin#that acts similar to burn scars#and as someone who’s been doing scar massage#on their wrist since may#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii
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thankful for any and every mention of oscar’s neck
#would love to give him a lil massage after zandvoort#pls osc i hope you kept up with your neck training during summer break 🫶#cant wait to see it again#also im sorry it has probably been said a million times but this position for lando#I love him#f1#oscar piastri#osc hands osc neck osc arms
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weirdest casualty of long Covid (besides. yk. the Incurable Disability) is in terms of linguistic processing I can truly no longer talk or sing as fast as I used to
not that I was super fast before, but one of the days I was sickest, words actually stopped... meaning anything? like I was at work, I was hitting my DT script, but was pushing through on pure muscle memory phonetically. I could process what I was hearing or reading just fine, but could not talk outside of this heavily repetitive workplace script, which is actually very dystopian now that I think about it. virus hitting the brain means I'm a zombie that can't speak except to say, "HIII :) whatcanIgetstartedferyouthismorning?"
anyway, thought it was just fatigue, but went to my car on my break, watched a trending video of people trying to rap along to Fergalicious at double speed. I could LIP SYNC to it just fine. I tested my theory. but I could NOT get my mouth and voice to work at the same time to actually sing/rap it. even now, tbh, I have to make myself NOT think about it while rapping it to get the words to flow out or I get stuck. like it's truly something in the brain for where you process speech, but not where you process just lyrical phonics like music. I have to consciously make a REAL effort to turn off the "word" part of my brain to be fast again.
I speak perfectly legibly, I can genuinely get up to decently fast normal talking speeds, just not Northeastern fast-fast. but it comes up in music a surprising amount, and it's kind of annoying to have lost as a skill.
#I honestly attribute some parts of my recovery to truly obnoxious vocal training...#like I HATE having blocked sinuses so I have a technique to basically forcibly drain them w face massage + finding the right notes to sing#that will resonate just enough to open up the back of those mfs and slide everything out#I am also a good one for hitting enunciation exercises as a stim#so shifting to Phonetic Mode in the brain was like... VERY NOTICED but it felt like the Princess Bride left handed duel scene#just switching swords to an equally equipped hand#I also read out loud to myself fairly often now just to re-sharpen the Linguistic side... stuff you'd do for reading & language mastery yk?#idk if I'll ever get the speed back fully except maybe phonetically again but fuck it we move#health
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Local parent visits child and comments on the shyness of one of the cats in the household, child decides not to mention that said cat has literally never met a human she didn't try to climb like a cat tree while headbutting them for attention, more at 11
#gee mom i wonder why lup wouldn't like you#would it happen to have anything to do with your approaches to cat training and child rearing which involved a lot of screaming?#maybe she smells it on you that if she tried to meow at you#you might try to 'train' her out of it by yowling in her face like you did to all of YOUR cats#maybe she just smells it on you that you slapped the shit out of me one time because I flipped you off during an argument#anyway lup hates mom and yelled at me about having let her take over lup's space for like 10min after they left#i apologized and will fo so again tonight with catnip and dehydrated salmon#amara did great tho! mostly disliked rene (lmao correctly smelling the man on her I think but that's a whole separate thing that happened#god my parents are exhausting#they weren't even over for 5 whole hours and I have a cramp in my shoulder and a fuckening migraine#oh! she did at least bring me a better migraine abortive#i'll take that when I get home and massage some oil into my neck before heating it#oh man#a massage oil heatpack on my shoulders and hips sounds incredible right now I really should make a rice sack for that eventually#should buy myself some yarn this month and knit things
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Helping his girlfriend to relax
#Hsr#honkai star rail#honkai fanart#Sampo#Lynx#Sampolynx#Sampo x lynx#Lynx x sampo#lynx hsr#sampo hsr#Sampo koski#Hsr lynx#Lynx landau#funny how in russian there is a saying for massage that sounds like “rails rails sleepers sleepers the train was late”#Lynx is purring
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Teaching recall…through hypnosis. Balanced trainers really will do anything other than offer treats as a payment huh.
#dogblr#dog training#why.#you offer treat of value dog comes and is rewarded with good things#what is SO bad about that#these people would not train peoples dogs without payment#so why then do they resort to dumb bullshit over payment when it comes to dogs#*I know why I’m being rhetorical#there’s a weird intersection between woo woo health nut and conservatives#and it applies to dog people 100%#a former raw pet food store owner I know retired and does dog reiki lmao#you gonna teach your dog recall through massage next??
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mumscarian do massage trains sorry they told me !!
#it’s like a braid train but massage.#can u tell my pain is acting up#mumscarian#grumbo#redscape#hermitshipping#scarian
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Ruffthrok Headcanon #12: After that one time in "Snuffnut," it becomes a common ritual for Ruffnut and Throk, along with Tuffnut, to give each other foot massages after a hard training or sparring session.
#minlout3heathlegs3ruffthrokfan#httyd#dreamworks dragons#race to the edge#ruffthrok#httyd ruffthrok#ruffthrok headcanons#ruffthrok headcanon#ruffnut thorston#throk#tuffnut thorston#ruffnut#httyd throk#tuffnut#foot massages#massages#thorston training methods#training#sparring#ruffthrok otp#ruffthrok pairing#httyd minor pairings#ruffnut/throk#ruffnut x throk
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wait, is Donald not touching no cheeks?
No, next question.
#ask#outside of giving me full body massages#me and Donald rarely have sex#like 2-3 times a year#he well trained#he happy with just being in my presence
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Wait I'm sorry you were there, in-person, for the iconic Drou-Fourns kiss??? What was the crowd reaction, I MUST KNOW. To be present at such a moment in history...
Hello YES, I was there in-person for the iconic Fourns kissing Jo incident of 2013.
I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't think many people in the crowd realized at the time. I don't even think I realized until I saw photos online the next day.
That kiss happened (if memory serves correctly) in game 5 of the QMJHL finals of that year, and it was the game that the Moose won the President's Cup. I was 14 & had gone to *almost* every home game of that playoff run with my dad.
That night is truly mostly a blur as I was so hyped up on adrenaline & anxiety that I could barely function. Most of my clear memories from that night are from AFTER they won.
Anyways, this long-winded response is to say that I don't think many people noticed the kiss in the arena. It's hard to see much of anything in a big celly huddle (and the fact that we have photographic proof at all feels like a miracle). I'm pretty sure I didn't realize they kissed until the next day when I saw a photo online.
I did find this article just now that has some very funny quotes from the guys after the fact.
#bring back kissing your teammate as your celly#alsothe 2013 Mooseheads were just /like that/#likeeeee they were openly talking about kissing each other & doing massage trains &........#not to diminish the kiss but i think those guys were probably kissing A Lot (as homies of course)#anyways remember the time that Jo kissed Ryan Strome on new years in 2014? i do#asks
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they really are going to keep bobby up because raffy is going to be so sad if he is sent down god bless
#i made this joke during spring training and it turned out to be true love that for meeee#sorry to enmanuel but#who else is going to give raf a lil massage pre game!!!!!!!#gotta keep her here#to be fair to bob his fielding is so much better than p and e that it makes sense to keep him but i have Narratives
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I had a really good PT session today. I’m kinda dumb so takes me a while to figure out what they’re asking (and then remember to actually do it) but I feel like what I learned to do today will help a lot.
#my glutes got so weak over pandemic when I stopped doing strength training and then horrible wfh ergonomics was a factor too#I saw a PT about 18 months ago and in retrospect they were a waste of time and money and didn’t even seem to know what they were doing#one of the PTs I saw ~18 months ago was a guy and would always give me a massage around groin area - like shaft balls and hole territory#and I would try sooooo hard to stay flaccid but about 50% of the time failed and it was sooo embarrassing for me 🥲
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excellent news, by the grace of God our roomie knows something of the art of massage therapy, and after he recovered from his initial horror ("oh my God [Mayra] that is a HUGE fucking bump!" ~vindication~ ;w;) was able to knead most of the bullshit out with a combination of Gay Benjamin, argan oil, and persistence. Between that and the two ibuprofens I took like 1.5 hours ago, I smell very manly and feel nothing but blessed relief for the first time in almost a week. prayers up for good sleep too, I am very eepy ;w;
#his boyf who is actually formally trained in massage therapy is swinging by tomorrow (weather permitting) to finish the job#if they need to move any bodies afterwards they can count on me! (legal disclaimer: neither one is capable of murder.)
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(person whos exhausted and thought of chloe a second too long) u know how im 70% sure chloe has an area convo where akira says something nice and chloe goes "is this what its like to have a big sibling?!?!", i need rustica to date someone n chloe to go "is this what its like to have (loving) parents?!?!?"
#stardust speaking !#DO U SEE THE COMEEEDDYYYYYYYYY#im not gonna word it better. imagine the superior wording in ur minds#also since figaros june bride has that...' oh id like to have that role one day. 'do u think ure good enough for my rutile?!' like that'#training ep. can i have that for chloe. for rustica. since theres alrdy that entire summer event where chloes so concerned rusticas#getting scammed#AUGHHHH 1.5 MY FAV MOMENT FOREVER WITH CHLOE N RUSTICA......PARENT CHILD DUO OF ALL TIME#im not normal when i think about oz n arthur for long either#mhyk said heres a billion family relations and i was the target audience#i think mitile should accidentally call figaro or leno dad one day and Die on the spot#at the same time i do think a lot of my views r on them r more complicated than 'haha parent child'#its just that rustica n chloe especially......since rustica took care of chloe since chloe was like 13??#n they get along so well that im always kinda. yeah those 2 r family in the very sense of the word#its why im so annoying with them in my own modern aus cuz rustica raising chloe....T_T#I JUST like them a lot#massages temple mhyk and the older wizards raising/looking after the younger kids oh i have a headache#(neros care for heath n shino n riquet comes to mind always)#oh im so tired id like to write all of them so i couls properly explain how i feel about all of their relations#cuz i just cant in posts like this#oz is not a parent but. also. ALSO. u get me dont u
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After a long day this was nice to read :’) love my fictional boyfriends
#yeah today was busy#a rough morning but followed by a fun afternoon#but now I’m tired af and am recharging my social battery now#I have had like a total of 10 hrs sleep the last 3 days bc I was so busy#and when I tried to sleep I just ended up laying there with a tense neck and headache#my bf tries to massage me but poor boy is no osteopath and my standards are high as a DO in training myself#so yeah#ready to open a hard lemonade and relax with my otomes for the evening#thank God#for all these fun ways to waste time#anyways here’s the relevant tags now#ikemen vampire#ikevamp#ikevamp shakespeare#ikemen vampire shakespeare#cybird otome
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