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butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway · 3 months ago

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Local parent visits child and comments on the shyness of one of the cats in the household, child decides not to mention that said cat has literally never met a human she didn't try to climb like a cat tree while headbutting them for attention, more at 11

#gee mom i wonder why lup wouldn't like you #would it happen to have anything to do with your approaches to cat training and child rearing which involved a lot of screaming?#maybe she smells it on you that if she tried to meow at you #you might try to 'train' her out of it by yowling in her face like you did to all of YOUR cats #maybe she just smells it on you that you slapped the shit out of me one time because I flipped you off during an argument #anyway lup hates mom and yelled at me about having let her take over lup's space for like 10min after they left #i apologized and will fo so again tonight with catnip and dehydrated salmon #amara did great tho! mostly disliked rene (lmao correctly smelling the man on her I think but that's a whole separate thing that happened #god my parents are exhausting #they weren't even over for 5 whole hours and I have a cramp in my shoulder and a fuckening migraine #oh! she did at least bring me a better migraine abortive #i'll take that when I get home and massage some oil into my neck before heating it #oh man #a massage oil heatpack on my shoulders and hips sounds incredible right now I really should make a rice sack for that eventually #should buy myself some yarn this month and knit things

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