#marriage?

[the-radio-demon-blog]

"Alastor, where the hell have you been? You're spending way too much time on this Tumblr nonsense. Poor Charlie had to show me how to work this blasted thing just so I could reach you. Come now, I made meatballs, and they're getting cold! You better make it back to this hotel for supper. It is not polite to keep your wife waiting. 😠"

~ Esme 💚 🐚

Alastor stares at Esme. Blinks once, then twice. Then finally gains the ability to speak again. "You are my what?" He shakes his head, "Wife?"

Alastor holds a hand on his heart, "Last time I checked, I didn't have a wife, Esme." He folds his hands neatly behind his back and peers behind her, "However...I am more than happy to eat the meatballs you made!" Alastor chuckles, "As my dear mother always said, Good food must not go to waste!"

[jaroftears]

When I say “No I don’t want/am not going to have a partner/kid.” People’s response should not be “Oh well you might change your mind.” It’s not the worst thing someone can say in response but I am sick asf of hearing it.

Yes, it is possible that I may one day not feel the same, opinions and feelings change all the time and it could happen. However. Right now. At this very moment that is not the case. I do not want to date or get married or have children. It doesn’t matter that I could change my mind and frankly it isn’t anyone’s business but my own.

To anyone who says this and thinks they arent being rude because they are using the magical ‘could’ instead of a more forceful ‘you’ll feel differently when you have kids’ or ‘you’ll probably change your mind’ it doesn’t matter if it’s a nicer way of saying it. Chances are that person you are saying this to has heard that exact thing a million separate times. As one of them, we are fucking sick of hearing it. Especially from family members.

Honestly I’d even prefer someone to just ask why I don’t want kids/partner rather than assuming that I’ll “grow out of it” or something. (Of course I’d rather ppl mind their own business but yknow)

I told you how I feel now, it could change but it’s not your job to point that out. I want you to respect how I feel and stop asking.

(Also ppl who ask or just presume these things with younger girls can go fuck themselves. Leave children alone, stop asking them why they don’t want to have children when they themselves are still children. As for the spouse one that is none of your business unless it is hurting them or someone else) (I say specifically girls bc I’ve seen the most of these reactions towards women/girls who say they don’t want kids)

[serqphites]

teefuckinhee

@yameoto

[deunmiu-dessie]

u are a literal gift to tumblr.

♡♡𝆬 🐇nonnie! seriously, your hand in marriage? i totally didn't screech when i woke up and read this. want a spring wedding? hm? ilysm thank you lovie, mwah 😙 ૮₍��˶• . • ⑅ ₎ა ₊˚⊹♡🫧— 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑒

[dirtymaidpanties]

"♥️Mistakes into miracles♥️"

I did this based off my bfs zebruh headcanons plus i needed to practice drawing other stuff other than maid stuff and occasionally oc things. I know it doesn't ENTIRELY look like zebruh especially the sleeves but i was too lazy to change it (i got my bfs approval on it hes the zebruh master after all)

I love my boyfriend so much guys

Guys

Guys im so in love with my boyfriend its not even funny

Hi boyfriend @reallifemarvbruh ....

Heres his headcanon thingy though..

[zelphin124]

Zelphin, can I marry nog-

Actually better question.

ZELPHIN WILL YOU MARRY M-/silly

Nog questions always go to @doodlenovaa 😄 she takes more charge of it than I.

On the other hand, you're sweet but no thank you. I already have my eye on someone 👀

[misskattylashes]

For some reason this week in Ireland feels like the end of Milex Chapter One...and what a rollercoaster it has been...

[no-see-um-incorrect]

💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[luveline]

I completely understand why but it’s so funny to me whenever I see you tell someone “thanks for reading!” cuz it feels like … if someone made you a giant chocolate cake all for you and after you gobble it up they’re like “thanks for eating it :D” like babes I would both kill and die for you. ?? FBDJDJDK

😭😭😭 stop!! No cos like I recognise that they could be eating whatever they want and I feel pretty awesome that they would choose to eat mine if that makes sense 😄 I am devoted to you genuinely

[markomaraa]

I want Jaheira to adopt me

(Spoilers for the Dark urge act 3)

SHE IS SO SWEET, PLEASE IT ACTUALLY HURTS. I JUST KNOW THAT LUCIA FINALLY FELT SEEN AND NOT ALONE FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND THAT SHE CAN FIGHT THE URGE WITH SUPPORT

[halles-notebook]

new theme is saur cute my lovely

i love u kiss me😞🤍

[jhsharman]

Engage the Enemy

The cigar removal also removed the signifier of cigar dropping out of the mouth .

Mini-skirt madness.

[deunmiu-dessie]

bro i just had to tell you, i'm so glad i'm into some weird shit, cause i never would have found your blog otherwise. the attention to detail, the pure desire leaking through your words in your fics, the worldbuilding... soooooooo good

♡♡𝆬 💐nonnie! ilysmmm rahhh, thank you so much! truly i've always gotten carried away when it comes to building a scene or world ( that's why the dragon one-shot is taking so long rn😼 ) but i'm also glad you're into some weird shit too rehehe, monster fuckers unite! anyway, waking up to this was such a treat and i look forward to your messages as well! nonnie or not 🫶🏾😚૮₍´˶• . • ⑅ ₎ა ₊˚⊹♡🫧— 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑒

[iknownancy]

ENGAGED??????????? U dated for 2 days????

[nemesis-21]

My man Takeshita looks so good tonight. 😍