#marko hcs

[aviradasa]

The lost boys main hcs

Marko

5th times the charm with trying to post this.tumblr hates me. This isn't proofread. Sorry it's short I'm tired as fuck and irritated. But I hope you enjoy it nonetheless 🖤

Marko is an only child, and he grew up without a father. His mother was a seamstress and worked out of their home when he was a child. His mother was Italian, and his father was Swedish. When Marko was born, they were already living in the united states though so Marko had never been to either country, and he had never met any of his other family members. his dad died when he was 8, so he hardly remembers him now. His mother, on the other hand, died on his 16th birthday, falling victim to the san Francisco plague in 1904. Which was an epidemic of the black plague. He had to abandon her in their home to avoid catching it himself. Taking the last of the money they had and the necklace his mother wore with a picture of their family in it. Not long after, he found the boys, and they all stuck together (as you can guess), but not until after he struggled around town by himself for a few months. God, i need to stop making this shit sad hand on switching gears. He was the youngest when the boys got turned into vamps he had only turned 18 that summer He really tries to act more mature than he is, but as soon as something funny happens, that's over. Marko has a really good sense of humor, but he finds a lot of really stupid shit funny. He's the type of dude to watch his friends fall face down ass up on concrete and start laughing and snapping a photo before asking if they are ok (he is me) This also can lean into how he does lowkey bully people on the boardwalk. Mostly surf nazis but let's be so deadass he's kind of a dick to everyone there in his own special way. Him and paul have a tendency to double team people to: like whoever they come at wont have a chance to say anything cause as soon as one of them pauses the other jumps in to just dog on the person who annoyed them. Some of his insults get pretty creative as well: so if he says something to you thats just out of pocket,like 85% of the time its one of the ones that makes you stop to think about it before you can even get offended 🤣 Strange enough, though. He is very well spoken and charismatic when you talk to him normally. When talking, you notice after a while that he's not one of those folks that cuss every other sentence. Like he will throw it in there like everyone does, but not all the time if you feel me Idk how to describe it. he still talks like a normal person and uses slang and stuff, but he is oddly classy vocabulary wise. He's got a slightly softer tone to his voice as well, which makes his way of speaking come off smoother. He's also extremely smart. Having conversations with him is never really dull or unpleasant. (Unless you're an unlucky boardwalk asshole) Marko is very imaginative and creative. He never stops coming up with things. He hoards hobbies like a dragon hoard gold. From painting to sewing to cooking to wood carving, He just knows how to do this stuff, and he loves it. You will never catch him doing nothing. Even when he's spaced out at the wall, the dude is fiddling with something or sewing. Something together, he just can't stop. He loves giving gifts to friends as well. All of the boys have gifts from Marko that he's made himself. Mostly cause he loves showing off he has skill and unlike Paul he doesn't care if people touch his stuff so he will drag you around his space handing you stuff and showing you everything he's made/ collected cause he's just so proud. Just don't break it. He will be fucking pissed if You break it. Or if you give away anything he gifted you. Also he will talk to you about this stuff for hours on end if you let him (Do let him. He will love you for life if you show Intrests in the things he likes) his space is really cluttered. But looking around, it's mostly albums,art, fabric,patches, and various random objects.

other then that he's really clean. On that note He does not like getting covered in blood when he eats just sayin. He's like the least messy eater of the group mainly cause he hates getting it on his jacket. Plus the texture of dried blood on him makes him want to rip his skin off. It's just one of those things he can't stand So he makes sure to clean up fast. That doesn't mean he doesn't like toying with victims though he's a jumpscare master. He likes to scare his victims half to death before beating the shit outta them. He jokes that hes “tenderizing The meat”. When he does this He gets a kick outta that one. Oh he also likes music, he's not like overly into it though He likes alot of different types as well. Some of his favorite generas are Rock,goth,classical, and some 30s jazz strange enough. He does not give a DAMN what the others have to say about his music taste. if He wants to play his music it will be loud and proud. If they don't like it they are free To take it up with him. (They never will)

[your-compadre-infinity]

The reason why The Lost Boys failed is because they’re a neurodivergent queer polycule and they tried adopting a straight white neurotypical male.

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random lost boys headcanons that i constantly think about!!

pairing(s): none!

warning(s): mentions of weed, religion, paul being a dirty little shit when it comes down to magazines

(here’s some random headcanons no one asked for but i literally think about these all the time and can’t get them out of my head. and yes, i know some bands and music artists mentioned in this were in their prime after the lost boys was set. but fuck it there’s no need to put dates on things when it’s all just for the sake of fictional writing. ALSO BONUS POINTS TO ANYONE WHO GETS THE OG BRANDON ROGERS REFERENCE IN THIS)

gifs not mine!! (if you know the original owner please tag them!!)

DAVID

• This man smokes like ten packs of cigarettes per day.

Think of a mukbang video but instead it’s just David smoking a shit ton of cigarettes packs.

Max has came to the conclusion that if David were not a vampire, he would in fact be a cancer patient.

• Him bullying someone is just his poor attempts at flirting.

• Makes multiple attempts at destroying Christmas decorations in every store he goes to during winter. When an employee looks in his direction upon hearing the crashing sound of tree baubles, he stares at them with that icy glare, looking personally offended that the employee is giving him the “Did you just do that..” look.

He’s a dumb shit that couldn’t care less what anyone else sees him doing. The employee could literally catch him smacking a glittery bauble off their mini Christmas tree with the back of his hand and he’ll glance over at them, blinking repeatedly.

“It was an accident.”

He’ll even turn to his mind control, allowing the employee to believe it was either Paul or Marko. It usually ends up being Marko, and he’s standing there biting the cuff of his jacket whilst getting the shittiest lecture from the store manager. Turns out poor Marko actually loves the place’s Christmas decorations.. despite being a bloodsucker that should resent anything to do with Christ. He just likes sparkly things.. ☹️

• David is so blunt to anyone who calls him self centred. He ain’t phased in the slightest bit by it. Marko’s said it on multiple occasions after an argument broke out between them all in the cave, and everyone was throwing digs. But the boys know David’s the most brutally honest being they’ve ever encountered.

“Who else am I supposed to be centred on?”

• He’s always dreamed of owning a black cat named Salem, but he knows the cat either won’t take to him being a vampire or the boys might accidentally forget it’s around and do something stupid.

(He really just wants one to sit on his lap whilst he’s in his wheelchair acting like Don fucking Corleone)

• Went through an identity crisis and forced himself to try and look like Billy Idol for a week. (That week turned into years)

• Dwayne’s still trying to convince him that bleaching his hair was a bad decision after a clump of it FELL OUT.

• If there’s ever a child crying on the boardwalk, David’s usually the reason they’re crying.

PAUL

• Is always the “C’mon everybody!!” person at the function. Yet when he runs off excitedly, no one follows.

• Never knows what to do in a chaotic situation because he’s that used to BEING the chaos.

• Cannot sit still for shit. He has to be fiddling with something or bouncing around the place like the madman he is.

• Paul’s a ride or die Mötley Crüe fan. He’s even lured some chicks on the boardwalk by playing Mötley on his boombox for them, feeding afterwards of course. (He’s the sneakiest little shit you’ll ever meet)

If he ever met a girl whom he fell for and eventually turned, his ideal date idea would be going on his motorcycle in the moonlit night and blasting “Kickstart My Heart” with his new partner riding along with him. He’s dreamt of it for years.

(Marko’s bound to third wheel though duh)

• He’s also got a thing for Alice In Chains, and he’s spent many drunken and stoned nights screaming the lyrics to “Bleed The Freak” outside the cave whilst meanwhile inside the boys sit in silence and are forced to listen to him.

• Paul barely sees girls with lip piercings but when he does holy fuck.

Just any kind of person who can pull off facial piercings is magical to him. Whether it be a few or a lot, he’s mesmerised by whatever kind of metal is in your face.

• Says “Pspsps..” to every kitty he sees on the boardwalk then screams the biggest “FUCK YOU!” if he witnesses the cat either pad over to someone else or look at him and run away.

• He’s always got a fucking rootbeer in his hand when he’s in the cave with the boys. Aside from blood, him and Marko live off of rootbeer. Ice. Cold. Rootbeer.

• Cherry Pie by Warrant is this man’s national anthem.

• Continuously has to find new weed dealers because if he has a bad argument with one of the boys, they’ll purposely hunt down his current dealer and drain every drop of blood from their body. This causes Paul to go apeshit because when he’s not out looking for prey or pissing people off on the boardwalk, you can bet his ass is in the cave stoned.

• On the topic of his severe weed habit, he’s not much of an edibles guy. He’d rather be sat on his ass smoking the fattest joint of his immortal existence and enjoying every minute of it. He’s occasionally gotten edibles for Marko, but Marko and gummies do not mix after the Frog Brothers started creeping around again.

• Has the biggest Playboy magazine stash that he hides underneath a pile of old denim and leather jackets in the cave. No one apart from Marko knows about them. Plus they’ve always been for.. special.. occasions..

Marko can’t help himself though and starts singing “In The Heat Of The Night” by Sandra when anyone innocently mentions magazines around Paul. This causes Paul to send his boot into Marko’s stomach whenever the boys are all assing around on the bridge, and he’s the first to fall.

“….. I’m telling David about your WET DREAMSSSSS.” Marko usually screams before disappearing into the fog below.

• Him and Marko don’t celebrate holidays unless it’s Halloween or Easter. They don’t give a fuck about the religious part when it comes down to Easter though. And if they wanted to, they couldn’t. They’re just there for the chocolate. They miss the taste of it. Paul will literally start fighting children during an Easter egg hunt on the boardwalk so he can get more for himself and Laddie.

(God help the children who push Laddie out of the way)

MARKO

• Goes into Claire’s Accessories and proceeds to tell the child who’s about to get their ears pierced how bad it should hurt.

(Also steals drip for himself because hello yes he does indeed fw a Sanrio earring set he’s literally Badtz-Maru coded)

• He’s always the one who’ll make the most guttural moaning sounds if you’re on the phone to someone.

• Him and Paul are always found in the naughty section of Max’s video store.

• Whenever a fight breaks out on the boardwalk (that isn’t started by David or Paul for once) he doesn’t know what the fuck to do so he just starts screaming.

• Whenever one of the boys is hurt or sick (yes vampires get sick), Marko’s always the one who tends to them. He’s a massive over-thinker. David came down with something one time, and it was bad. Real bad. It was extremely rare, but it hit David like a freight train. Marko thought he walked in and found him in a state where he’d never wake up, so Max and the boys were left to deal with him bawling for the rest of the evening. Even David was confused when he awoke from his slumber.

• He has a bat plushie named Boris that Paul stole for him years ago. He gets caught chewing on the wings a lot but all in all he loves his Boris.

• Paul once traveled to LA and took him to one of those haunted house events for Halloween. They got kicked out and almost left their motorcycles because Marko starting punching multiple actors. It ended up in this big ass arguement because Paul swore for a moment he saw a glimpse of Marko’s fangs in the light and his eyes momentarily changed.

• The pigeons that flap around in the cave are like his pets. He’s down for just chilling with them and petting them if they let him.

Marko lowkey loves animals.

• He likes embracing his golden, curly locks. Aside from his fashion sense, he thinks his curls are really what gives him his image. He isn’t vain, but he does truly adore his little curls.

• Marko has such a soft spot for trad goths and their way of dressing. Whenever he sees one on the boardwalk, (which he hopes he will), he’s always fascinated by whatever outfit they have on. If they walk past him and the boys, he offers a shy smile. He wishes he could go start a conversation with them, but he thinks it’d be pretty dumb considering what his.. needs are. He doesn’t wanna kill people he thinks are cool.

DWAYNE

• Has the og resting bitch face.

• He wishes he could just stay silent and wonders why it’s not enough to just show up somewhere and have giant eyes.

• Dwayne used to get so many random people come up to him on the boardwalk and tell him how good he’d suit a black or brown eyeliner.

Since that day Dwayne has never forgotten those people and he always wears eyeliner inside and outside the cave.

• Major black coffee addict despite not even needing it.

• Whenever the likes of Paul and Marko actually try to engage in activities whilst on the boardwalk, some female will waltz up to Dwayne. Their approach and characteristics through their energy will allow him to of course decide what his next move is, but if it’s some yappy person who clearly has a horrible energy, Dwayne can be just as blunt as David is.

“How can I get to know you?”

…

“I don’t want to be known.”

And then he’ll walk away.

• This man is dedicated to leopard print. DEDICATED. In his mind him and the boys are living in some lavish mansion in 70s LA with leopard print plush sofas, leopard print pillows, leopard print bed sheets, literally everything leopard print.

If he had free rein to design the places he wanted to, he’d be ecstatic. (Literally all he wants is to turn Max’s house into a leopard print and cherry red museum.)

• When Dwayne actually smiles around people, it’s the sort of smile that can heal a thousand wounds. Like him coming out of his shell is the sweetest thing to witness.

• If the boys are off irritating the fuck out of people on the boardwalk instead of trying to find a good feed, Dwayne will occasionally sneak away and visit any sort of music store he can find. He could sit and yap to the people in there for days, and that’s really where he feels the most comfy around strangers. He loves talking to others about bands and artists like Judas Priest, Type O Negative, Rob Zombie, Pantera, Sisters of Mercy, Monster Magnet and Rammstein.

• The film The Crow ended up having a really special place in Dwayne’s heart. He loves playing little bits and pieces on his guitar for Laddie from Graeme Revell’s music from the soundtrack.

HII! if you have any lost boys requests send them in!! as you can tell, i really enjoy writing for all of them!! (i’ll write for honestly any lost boys character atp) <33

[jellisquish1]

Short Lost Boys HC’s:

Marko:

• unapologetic short man, not uncomfortable by his height.

• doesn’t mean you can joke about it, he’ll still make dinner anyone on the boardwalk who makes fun of him.

• absolutely insane and a thrill seeker, rollercoaster? He’s been on it. Horror movie? He’s watched it.

• god forbid you get on his bike with him, this man is pulling more stunts to get you to scream and hold onto him. (He will never ever let anything happen to you ever).

• out of any of the boys I think Marko has the most empathy. If you’re upset he’s going to make as many jokes as he can till you smile for him gorgeous.

• Months and Months after dating Marko you find out he’s a vampire, partly because he’s nervous, partly because he forgets he never told you.

• it takes another few months after he tells you he’s a vampire for Marko tells you he’s trans.

• he’s the kinda guy who always loves having a hand on you or around you. Gently guiding you with a hand on your lower back, interlocking fingers. He doesn’t want to be separated from you in the crowds. He couldn’t forgive himself is something happened to you.

•insanely creative, collects knick knacks, draws, sews all his own patches into his jacket. He will inevitably make you something every week, cherish it always.

•the other boys often get jealous of how much marko trusts you, letting you dig through his stash of music, trinkets, he even helps you design your own battle jacket, gifting you a patch from his own jacket. He tells you that way he’s always with you.

• none of this negates Marko is the first to swing come a fight, he’s hyperactive and swinging first is his go to. He maybe sweet to you but this is a demon who appears as a cherub.

Paul:

• the touch master, if Marko enjoys touch Paul needs it like its a drug. His favorite is an arm around your shoulder or resting his head on you when cuddling.

• also quite a thrill seeking being Marko’s partner in crime. Paul has far less sense than marko, a little more reckless. (He forgets you’re still human sometimes.)

•its not his fault babe he’s just so in love with you he wants to show you all the fun things he enjoys. Having you alongside him when you’re running from boardwalk security, ripping his bike along the sand dunes, or trying to kill you doing wheelies. It’s all out of wanting to share experiences.

• Paul is the flirt master, before he saw you he flirted with anything that had legs. The second he laid eyes on you there was no one else worth looking at. A wolf whistle here, you’re the hottest thing he’s laid eyes on and he makes sure to tell you that everyday… and show you.

• His favorite thing to do on the board walk is win those rigged games like the bottle toss, with his strength its easy to flip the bottles filled with sand, it drives the game attendants crazy, there’s technically nothing they can do about it. Lucky for you- you get a collection of stuffed prizes.

• like the boys he “borrows” things from stores on the board walk. He gifted you a leather bracelet from his collection of borrowed jewelry. He wanted to match with you but mostly feel like he had a way to show everyone you were his.

• I think he loves doing hair, he cuts and dyes his own hair all the time despite not being able to see himself in a mirror, looking to change up your look? Paul is right there offering help with a pair of hair sheers.

• His favorite thing about you is your smile, not the small one the one you hide, the one you can’t help showing when he lands a joke.

Dwayne:

• Dwayne maybe stoic and chill, but he is not beyond teasing you. He’s a vampire and a havoc bringer. If anything it makes him hard to anticipate. Today will he be nice and slow or crazy.

•The least likely to do tricks on his bike, but the 1% of time he does, you’re in for it. Taking sharp turns, jumping off the boardwalk. Lets just say he gets an earful from you afterwards but always bigs for forgiveness. He’s always so well behaved you give in easily once he starts kissing you in between your complaints.

• he feels really bad until he sees how flustered you are and then he teases you more and picks you up swinging you around.

•he loves to call you his soulmate, if you believe or not Dwayne always wanted a partner and you fit perfectly into his life. Thus, soulmate, or just mate for short.

•the day you tell him you wanna change and be like him? He has hearts in his eyes. He wants a family of his own, you? Forever by his side?? Just you wait.

•He loves to skateboard and ride his motorcycle, he’s to concerned for your safety so teach you to drive his bike is out of the question. But, he begs you to let him teach you to ride his skateboard.

•He takes his time making sure you’re comfortable with the basics before teaching you some tricks. You can’t tell me he doesn’t grin ear to ear watching you especially when you land a trick you’ve practiced really hard for.

• the best part of being with Dwayne is you get to see the side behind his macho mystery. He lets you in.

•his favorite part of the boardwalk is people watching, he keeps you tucked under his arm by the bikes. You both watch people and guess at their lives and who they are, what their names are. He has an unfair advantage with his hearing.

David:

• David is a control freak we know this, he uses his pack and orchestrates it all perfectly. A swarm of pirañas.

• hes most certainly also a control freak about your safety. He keeps an eye on you always, and if not him, one of the others boys in his stead.

• david is a massive tease, if you blush around him what so ever prepare yourself.

• he loves to call you darlin’, puffing out smoke before smirking and motioning you to get closer.

• he perpetually smells like leather, smoke, and sea salt.

• the first time you realize he loves you is when he takes off his gloves to feel your face. It had been a hard day, Max gave him shit and he wanted nothing more than to feel grounded.

• David maybe the leader but he’s not beyond mischief. He loves taking you for rides on his bike, just the two of you. He takes you to secluded places where you’re able to talk freely.

•the perks of being davids partner is you get more of a say on the day to day events. You wanna stay in? David is making it happen. You want to go out? He takes it into consideration. Ultimately he always gets the final call, but he listens to you.

• there is very little choice for turning into a vampire with any of the guys they couldn’t lose you, but david is the quickest to propose it and gets impatient if you aren’t ready to join him. What else is more important than spending you life with him?

• if you’re good with all of this? life with david is easy, letting him have control and choice leads to smooth sailing.

• He’s the best at all of the vampiric tricks, mind control, suggestion, reading minds, flying. He teaches you personally, taking your hand and asking you to trust him while he leaps off the bluff with you was… interesting.

•good thing you did though because you are arguably the next best at flying.

• david takes you to shore line when on the board walk. Smoking and watching you gaze into the water, a little quieter than usual, he says he’s able to think but really it brings him more peace that he can keep track of you.

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its boiling hot rn so heres some lost boy hcs. what i think theyd do/be like in summer (mildly suggestive?)

pls add comments, ill add to it :3

David :

•avoids everyone. i know vampires are cold blooded but no doubt these mfs get agitated during summer. David the worst. he’d be sat there, coat discarded with a pissed off expression. still smoking. god forbid he doesnt smoke

•will even get pissed off with Feeding Time™️ because the bloods warm so he’d just disappear for days on end. hiding away. basically hibernating

•Is Extremely Snappy. he will go for anyones throat, doesnt even matter if youre together (god forbid mates), he’ll be avoiding you just in case but will Bark at the boys given any chance

•”he wouldnt hurt a fly” HE WOULD!!!!!! Fuck That Fly Do Not Invade My Personal Space

•will only calm down once hes cooler, he would genuinely have to piss off to the sea (or i imagine the cave has a watered in area) ((only dwayne knows about it but he let david in on it)) or hes sulking in a damp, desolate part of the cave. just waiting for the summer to end

•only one of the boys that can speak to david during this time is dwayne because of how hes empathetic towards his Boys. Marko And Paul Will Be DropKicked On Sight.

•sleeps upside down, near the darkest most secluded park of the cave. there isnt any air, theres no breeze. he doesnt care, he just wants to, fester. Leave Him To Fester

Marko :

•becomes more feral than he ordinarily is

•he Will be dangling from the ceiling, trying to catch any breeze that rolls in

•he will also be chilling with the pigeons, they find the coolest places in the cave to rest so Why Not?

•the summer heat will also be giving him unneeded energy. he WILL be playfighting with paul and then laying there overheating and gets pissed off once paul tried to interact with him again. Cant You See Im Warm? Jesus.

•will find endless cool drinks on the boardwalk once it cools down during night. itll give him no sustenance and he’ll be pissed off that he has a headache tomorrow but. Mmm Slushie :3

•still eats hot food and will complain about how hes warmer now than before he ate the food. yes he knew beforehand. no he wont stop. let him complain

•him and paul sit shirtless in the centre part of the cave, eating ice creams and then getting pissed off once theyve eaten them all (or theyve melted)

•calmer than david, less irritated than dwayne, less energetic than paul

•sleeps in a random, small part of the cave because the air rushes straight through (he followed the pigeons)(he learns many things from them, this is one of the many great things he found out)

Paul :

•please calm down. its Hot. Get The Memo

•continues his antics, just with, less clothes.

•the ONLY motherfucker thats actively trying to interact with everyone else

•he doesnt get it, god bless. not a single thought in that head x

•is also smoking. sat on that fountain (the cold marble against his back), trying to yell to the others (they ignore him) speaker blasting music (its pissing everyone off)

•the only one that actually leaves the cave (until he convinces marko to get slushes with him. then hes no longer going alone)

•a nuisance. a pure fucking mosquito of a man. he’d be stuck to you if he could, please don’t let him you dont know where hes been (various ponds) (hes upside down in a shrub) (dont help him)

•hes a boombox blaster, weedsmoking, white rum drinker in summer. or whatever he can get his hands on. but best believe he’s living it up even if he doesnt make it out the cave most nights

•sleeps drunk in the fountain, naked. Hey, Its Cool. What Do You Want From Me?

Dwayne :

•is the only one who Actually attempts to cater to the rest

•he knows exactly how everyone is and as much as he Needs To Rot too, he needs to check on everyone first

•only person hes really checking on is david lets be honest

•after finding david and just, checking, he’ll find his own section of the cave. not too far, within ear distance of Everyone in the cave

•he’ll just rest there for a while, just dangling, all sweaty

•sometimes he has enough energy to chill with paul and marko but quickly loses it after a while. paul is Way too much for him in this heat. Hes Markos Issue Now :)

•he is the only one that will remind the other boys that they need to eat. it may be hot, but you still need to eat. cue moody david, hyper paul, sweaty and overstimulated marko and coping mother dwayne

•doesnt speak to anyone, literally not at all, because hes just Too Hot™️ so he’ll just pull your hand to what he wants, guiding you to what he needs

•sleeps alone, in the centre on the cave. just above where they all gather, so he can hear everyone but is just far enough away to get peace. oh, hes also naked.

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Lost Boys Sweet Teeth Headcanons

Just some silly tastebud headcanons Ria and I came up with. My own personal interpretation is that the vampires (at least in the lost boys) CAN eat regular food just fine, it's just a lot of taste has been lost to them and food doesn't actually offer any nutritional benefit like it does for regular humans. But I was discussing some fun ideas with @ria-coolgirl about their favorite treats, and I wanted to share! Thank you Ria for helping me come up with this.

💋 David 💋

David's doesn't care for sweets all that often, but when he does he prefers things more rich and bitter. Most of the time he'll just order coffee when everyone else gets milkshakes but when he does indulge I think he'll pick anything with a lot of cocoa. So chocolate is his number one pick! His favorite are macaroons.

Dessert of choice- Mocha Cream Puffs

💀 Dwayne 💀

Dwayne prefers anything salty over sweet. More savory and anything with nuts is a personal favorite. He has a fondness for caramel and peanut butter. His favorite is brownies.

Dessert of choice- Salted Caramel Pretzel Brownie

🌿 Paul 🌿

Paul is the sweet king. He has a particular fondness for buttercream and cheesecake. Any kind of cake is good cake for him. His favorites are cupcakes.

Dessert of choice- Strawberry Trifle

🪶 Marko 🪶

Marko has the taste for the savory and the sour. Acidic fruity pastries are on his mind all the time. His favorites are tarts.

Dessert of choice- Raspberry Custard Buns

[theres-a-man-in-the-archives]

Do you think kissing Electro would make your hairs stand on end? Do you think kissing him would leave a tingling sensation on your lips that you’ll never forget? Do you think that maybe it’d still be there even before when he was still Max Dillon?

Do you think kissing Sandman would leave him feeling flustered enough to melt/drop into a puddle of.. sand?

[starthelostboys]

you know that post that's like "a character will eat a food in a movie/show and then the fandom will turn that into their entire personality"? the tlb fandom did that but instead of a food it's with marko holding a bird in like one shot of the entire movie.

[comfortmie]

Wich of these character trio do you like to draw the most : The Wu Sisters or the Master Council ?

Hmmm... What do you think......

[aviradasa]

Headconons on how the lost boys would react to their mate teething her new fangs?? (My teeth are aching and I had this thought LMAO)

I got you (this is such a late response, lmfao im so sorry about that.)

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Ok to start THEY UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN BRO

Even though it was a long time ago since they have been turned, they still remember how it felt originally getting used to fangs

And sometimes it still happenes.

Especially to marko in particular because I have a feeling that his fangs are a bit sharper than the others and may cause more irritation.

They will tell you that chewing on stuff helps.

But then they instantly regret telling you cause when you do vamp out randomly (like I believe new vamps do) and you lose a bit of control they will find things torn up that they really did not want chewed up

Like for instance, leather on hurting gums is just 🤌.

Do with that as you will.

A bit of there main advice it cold things like water and holding ice to your gums.

They really do try their best to get you stuff to knaw on, tho

Like they see some plastic or rubber bracelets, rings, or just a random toy on the boardwalk thats nice and chewable

They already shoved it in their pocket, and when they get back, they are just like.

"Yo look what I got"

If pain does get really bad though to the point its causing other problems they will hang back to try to help in any way they can, but if there's nothing they can do about it they will kinda just hang out and try to provide a bit of comfort.

Now im guessing you wanna know the main event of will they let you sink you teeth into them.

I know you people

And the answer is duh.

Bro, they already bite each other for fun, of course. If you need something to sink your teeth into, they will let you.

But each of them has there boundaries with that.

Now, for instance, do Not full-on sink your teeth as far as you can into david without asking.

He does not like to be surprised, and it might just piss him off. But hey, if you ask first, sure.

He will probably not offer you up a neck or a shoulder at first, but you want a wrist? A forearm? Go for it.

And he dont care if you just want to knaw on like his coat or sleeve knock yourself out for all he cares.

He only really wants you to ask about full on bites cause bite on other vampires can take a bit to heal sometimes

Marko, dont give a FUCKK Go for it. Bite the shit out of him he doesnt give a damn. But again, consent is key, but he's more lenient. You wanna suprise attack him, go ahead but only suprise him by the arms. You probably wanna ask before going at him anywhere else.

But with him, there are no freebies. You get him, and he will get you back and you need to understand that.

But like I said before you just wanna knaw on him go ahead but he would prefer you leave the coat alone he will make that very clear

Paul is anything goes type of dude, go ahead do your worst. Suprise him, attack him. You can walk up and maul the guy if you want he doesnt care.

He probably thinks its funny to be honest. And will probably Crack jokes about it. Have your fun , but again he will get you back eventually.

And if you just wanna chew on him or something he owns, he'll yeah fuck it got ahead. He gives no shits like I've previously stated. He's just happy to help

Now, Dwayne is an interesting creature. It depends on his mood, he doesnt really care where. But surprises are uncertain. Sometimes he's cool with it. Other days, he dont wanna be touched..or talked to.. Or bothered.

If you catch him on a 'leave me alone day' he will probably just shake you off and just be like "not today" and its up to you on weather you respect that or not, but you probably should.

Otherwise go crazy, he also doesnt give a fuck it doesnt bother him one bit he will actively ignore it and let you do whatever as long as if hes doing something its not interrupted.

But honestly, that can go for all of them sometimes

And if you are just trying to chew on him? Have at it. Go crazy, have fun. He will just continue whatever he is doing while you just do your thing

Oh also honorable mention

I think human blood/flesh can dull the pain of the fangs hurting, so dont be surprised if you get a severed arm or leg to sink your teeth into as a gift once in a while.

Alright! That's it for now. I hope you enjoy. I kinda came up with these on the spot. Sorry if they weren't what you were hoping for. Nonetheless, I hope you liked sinking your teeth into these hcs even if they aren't much. Have a good night/day!!!

[deadgirlrolling]

I could not stop laughing at this

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

[jockifotopress]

Bezjak geht nach Slowenien

Der 38-Jährige Spielmacher des HC Erlangen, Marko Bezjak , beendet laut aktuellen Informationen im Sommer wohl seine aktive Spielerlaufbahn. Die neue Aufgabe könnte das Traineramt beim slowenischen Klub RK Jeruzalem Ormoz sein. Weder vom HCE noch von Bezjak ist das offiziell bestätigt.

[klaus-littlestwolf]

Plus Sized Mate-The Lost Boys HC

For everyone that’s been asking for Lost Boys content-here is a Headcanon that I’ve been thinking on for a long time

•The boys have been alive so long that body type doesn’t really matter to them at all.

Y/n being “Plus Sized” isn’t a thing in their minds. So she’s a bit bigger than the average girl that flirts with them-to the Boys it genuinely means there’s more of their mate for them to love.

•Upon turning into a vampire, Y/n found that she hated sleeping upside down and so she stayed in the bed that the boys had ended up stealing for her when they wanted her in the cave and as close as they could get her to them during the day. It was a Queen sized mattress from a mattress store as well as 4 box springs that they all tape together thoroughly with like 10 rolls of duct tape to make sure they don’t move-vampire or not her boys are unwilling to risk her getting hurt if she falls-before putting the mattress on top so it is about 4 feet off the ground

•One of the boys sleeps with her in her bed every night and they alternate who it gets to be as they always want it to be them-they had tried all of them sleeping together in the bed but there is not enough room and not enough her to keep them all happy

•Sometimes 2 of them will get in the bed on either side of her if they’re having a particularly hard/needy day for whatever reason

For instance-Marko had a bad night once (while Y/n was still human), first his steering on his bike jammed up and he ended up crashing into a tree-thank God Y/n had decided to ride with Dwayne that night for whatever reason, then he ended up in a fight with the Surf Nazis while picking up food and dropped all of it in the fight (though Y/n cleaned the blood off of him which was nice), then he had gone out to the store to get Y/n tampons as she had gotten her period early and they refused to let her go home (something about not wanting her out of their presence when she is weak) only to get stuck in the sun on the way home and stealing a giant thick comforter from a Bed Bath and Beyond to cover himself-though he was still sizzling by the time he got back into their sleeping chamber. Y/n freaked out, livid that she had nearly lost him just because they couldn’t let her go to the store by herself-she insisted that Dwayne had to share her for the night as Marko’d had a traumatic day and he desperately needed snuggles

•They all loved to snuggle with her at any time

Paul’s favorite was snuggling on the couch when she let him rest his head on her thick thighs as they were perfect pillows and sometimes it even led to her allowing his face between her legs until those legs were shaking

Dwayne’s favorite was resting on the couch with Y/n between his legs with her head leant back on his chest where he could play with/braid her hair

David’s favorite was her snuggled on his lap in his wheelchair with her face in his neck where he could also lean into her neck and have a taste of her sweet blood if she was in a giving mood

Markos favorite was when Y/n was on the boardwalk with them while they scouted out a meal, her sitting on the railing with him between her legs-he would wrap his arms around her waist and rest his head on her breasts with her arms around him making sure she didn’t fall backwards either into the water or onto the sand depending on where on the Boardwalk they were, her fingers in his hair and scratching his scalp

•The Boys did Not take kindly to anyone commenting negatively on their mates size

If it was Surf Nazi’s then the boys would immediately beat the shit out of whichever one had made the comment before eating all of them later that night

If it was girls-it was usually said out of malice as they wanted to be in her place snuggled up in Dwayne’s arms or wrapped around David’s back on his bike (typically a group of girls)-and the boys would either snub them or make a comment about the girl clearly being a whore before eating them later

Male or female didn’t matter-if you offend their mate you get eaten. Period.

•All 4 of the boys carried their mate around as often as possible, determined to show her that she was not heavy in the slightest and even though she insisted she hated being carried, they knew she loved it and they did it anyway every day

Dwayne did this the most often, scooping her up anywhere they were and carrying her no matter who was watching-especially on the boardwalk

•They loved their mate no matter her size and they were determined to make her know that-no matter how long it takes

The Lost Boys Masterist

[popironrye]

My babies, so tasty.

😚🤌

Love languages

┆ ° ♡ • ➵ ✩ ◛ °

What are their love languages? for the self shipping community lmao

David

hes a silent mf

not the biggest fan of pda

but he listens

he listens to your voice

your music

your angry rants about rude people

with the softest

softest eyes

he softens whenever your around

and yes,

the guys notice and tease

Dwayne

Hes willing to do anything

wanna dye his hair?

he'll agree

he doesn't know how to regulate emotions that well

but if you say sum shit like

"damn...I really like those shoes"

at a store????

expect a pair when you get home

Paul

Physical touch

need I say more?

he will grab your hands

waist

hug you

kiss you

he loves loves that

very good hugs 11/10

Marko

nicknames

anything to make you cringe

pookie

kitten

medium fries w no drink

pumpkin spice

idfk he just loves the way

you roll your eyes whenever he does

Michael

"I made a playlist with all the songs that reminded me of you"

he kinda just acts normal tbh

wears and keeps anything you give him

he loves that shit bro

might do star idk

[popironrye]

The Lost Boys

Leisure Headcanons

💋 David 💋

Is a skilled fire arm shooter. (Loves the cowboy aesthetic)

Has his own gun hidden in the cave.

Doesn't get the chance too often, but will ride a horse when the chance arises.

Likes wood carving. Mostly non specific whittling into basic shapes or animals. It helps him relax.

Movie nut! When the boys go the Max's store to fool around, David makes sure to tuck a movie or two that catches his eye in his coat. Tends to watch them alone, all the questions from Paul would just grate on his nerves too much.

I imagine David would be like REALLY good at origami for no particular reason. He doesn't even try, just once the boys do it just because and he's just the best at it.

I don't know if vampires can emerge in water in the lost boys lore, but if they can David loves to swim. Chilling in water clears his mind.

💀 Dwayne 💀

Skater boi! Does a lot of sick tricks, but when you can levitate it's less impressive. XD

Doesn't care for guns, but likes archery. Hammers his own arrow heads. Dwayne and David like to pick a spot in the woods to shoot make shift targets.

A real book worm. Will spend a lot of time just silently reading for hours.

Takes up knitting from time to time. He prefers hand knitted blankets and throws rather then the store ones.

Likes to make jewelry. Made his own necklace.

Enjoys all types of puzzles. Cross word, jigsaw, and brain teasers.

Can sew and offers to sew up holes made in all the clothes the boys decide not to get new ones.

🌿 Paul 🌿

Can play the guitar.

Also likes to sing, and is pretty good at it. Wanted to start a band, but the other boys weren't up for it.

Has the biggest music collection and is always hogging the tabletop/cassette/cd player.

Amateur photography. Just likes to take photos randomly. Some are really artsy.

Got really into tie dye for a while. Although he might have just been high.

When he wants to relax, Paul really likes to stargaze. Laying outside the cave looking at the sky and hearing the waves of the ocean just makes him feel at peace.

When David isn't using the tv monitor, Paul enjoys quite a few video games. He also likes to take on the arcade and carnival games at the boardwalk.

🪶 Marko 🪶

Aside from pigeons, Marko will try to domesticate a number of animals to the cave, including stray dogs, cats, deer, badgers, squirrel, foxes, bats, and even a black bear once.

He in fact did NOT domesticate a black bear, but he did wrestle one.

He does his own patchwork on his jacket.

Like David, he likes to sculpt into wood, but he usually carves patterns and landscapes into more grand pieces.

He's also a skilled painter. Mostly he'll paint murals on sections of the cave David says is ok for him to paint on.

He collects sea shells on the beach.

He'll style the others hair. Especially David who he'll cut and dye in the way he likes best.

🔥Pack Activities🔥

Dart throwing. The bigger the target the better. David and Dwyane are very competitive at this one specifically.

Rollerblading. Put wheels on shoes, what more can you want?

Listening to music. The boys have very wide music tastes and sometimes they cross over and they all like the same stuff. They take turns around the player of their choice to just smoke, drink, and listen to the sounds of the music plays.

Card games. Specifically poker when they're all together. They make things more interesting when they make bets.

And of course motocycle cruising and board walk loitering.

Something that always strikes me with vampires in fiction and indeed with any immortal creature with the high and emotional intelligence of humans. IMMORTALITY IS FUCKING BORING!

I mean, think about it. Imagine you're given all the free time in the world with very little responsibility with no fear of getting sick or tired allowed to do pretty much whatever you want. What would you do? Cause I would go stir crazy. So I came up with these dumb little head canons on how I image the boys specifically would pass the time in their little vampire lives that doesn't revolve around murdering and feeding off of people.

Of course cruising on their bikes come to mind. And there's a couple in the movie we get to see like Dwayne's skateboarding and Marko's fondness for pigeons but I wanted to throw more possibilities out there. :3

[so0thsayer]

random lost boys HCs !!! (x gn!reader)

I have to get these out of my system. They have been marinating for far too long man omg. Also, this is also my first post so................ lets pray i did this right🙏🙏 also i didnt really proof read lol

let me know if you wanna see more stuff like this :3

WARNINGS: mentions of scars, drugs, biting, scratching. slightly suggestive (nothing too crazy)

𖦹 loves to leave marks and love bites anywhere he can sink his teeth. His favourite places to mark would probably be the back of your neck, between your shoulder blades and the inside of your thighs. He understands the importance of the marks not being visible to the public - so he likes to sink his fangs in places that most people cant see. BUT- he'd def leave hickeys in very obvious spots.

David:

𖦹 I'd kill for you.

𖦹 Wants everyone to know you're his. Not afraid to get handsy in public if you let him.

𖦹 enjoys a good book every now and then, but only when your head is on his lap.

𖦹 typa guy to guide you around with his hand on the small of your back, or his arm around your waist/ shoulders 24/7.

𖦹 Your seat in the cave is right next to his

𖦹 Not scared to show affection in public. He has no shame.

Paul:

𖦹 He’s very touchy, but times that by 1000 when he gets his lips wrapped around that stick of holy grass (yes i am a paul does drugs sometimes believer). He would want to feel the heat of your skin, even scratching at you sometimes just to have a piece of you under his nails.

𖦹 CONSTANT flirting

𖦹 Has a collection of stolen goods. Even stuff that he would never use. If you show an interest in a trinket he has stolen, he'll give it to you whether you want it or not.

𖦹 music buff. loves sharing his takes on popular songs and artists. He likes to bring you to the boardwalk stage to listen to some live music, usually sitting on the outer skirts of the crowd.

𖦹 has a bunch of stupid pet/nicknames for you. (dollface, sugar, sweetness, etc.)

𖦹 This man's love language is playful teasing, dont try to tell me otherwise !!! Not even in a mean way- just always striving to make you laugh in his own way.

Marko:

𖦹 hovers over you a lot. Always getting up and going places with you without a question, even if you dont ask him to come. He just really enjoys your company, never shy of interesting conversations.

𖦹 the best at cooking out of the four of them, often taking over the cook pot to make your favourite meals.

"You got something there" He points at your shirt.

As you look down, he flicks your nose.

"Gotcha." He chuckles.

𖦹 he'd bark at someone if they tried to get with you LMAO

𖦹 one of his favourite ways to pass the time with you is hitting the up the boardwalk clothes stores. He loves picking out new clothes for you, letting you know how good you look in them. "Damn, babe."

𖦹 having you over his shoulder gives him a constant ego boost.

𖦹 definitely love marks, scars etc. idk, he just seems like the kinda guy who would. He loves the way they feel under his fingers as he caresses his lover’s skin. He reads the stories they tell like brail. And for stretch marks, he loves the way they glisten in the light as they fade, and he loves the way they make an indent, rather than a bump for once. Perhaps he'd also like leaving a few marks of his own, like a bite mark or two, but he also doesn’t want to hurt you at the same time.

Dwayne:

𖦹 I'd die for you.

𖦹 cuddling with this man would be incredible.

𖦹 loves it when you play with his beautiful hair :3 (has a hard time asking for you to tho- he feels a great warmth when you do it without him asking). honestly just loves being touched by you in general

𖦹 he isn’t so much a go out of his way to smother you kinda guy, but he will gladly hug you tightly if you hug him. His favourite ways to touch you are to wrap his arm around his waist, putting his arm over your shoulder while you’re sitting with each other and stroking your hair and skin while you lay your head on his lap. He just loves to feel your warmth on his cold finger tips.

𖦹 100000000x more affectionate in private dude

𖦹 the moment you ask him for something he’s on it. “Hey, could you get me-“ and he’s already handing it to you. He loves helping you in every way possible.

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Masterlist

hope you enjoyed my first post !! :3

I know it's kinda short but I couldnt really find anything else to add😭 i am stressed