#mark the hammer

[druzya]

🎸 HO SUONATO VOLANDO A 350m DA TERRA

[godsplatter]

mwah

[mirrorhouse]

"So when's your test, Detective?" "I don't need one." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah. Because I didn't take my life for granted."

[latenightsundayblues]

Draw Lawrence Gordon telling Mark Hoffman to kill himself….. and Adam in that one Jesse shadow shirt….

or I’ll shoot upu

😱😱😱😱😱right away boss

(It's in cursive. Because Lawrence isn't a savage.)

Also fuck you for this one in particular

[blank-barrel]

PARANOIA

Faustism strikes yet again... What can I say? He's great bald people representation. So relatable.

You KNOW I'm really rooting for this bastard to get into the new anime. I mean, c'mon, I lost sleep with how little they did anything for this guy in another story. I am NOT kidding. His ARC IS INCOMPLETE. LET SOMEONE WIELD HIM LIKE A TIRED OLD GUTS SWORD OR SOMETHING.

[agentperezbian]

And while I'm on the topic of Saw morality and Hoffman I HATE SAW 3D'S CHARACTERIZATION OF HIM SO BAD. You can tell they wrote themselves into a corner and the only thing they could do was make him completely OOC. That whole scene in Saw 5 (great scene, by the way) where John confronts him about his copycat trap just gets completely stomped on by Saw 3D. "You're not a true killer" WRONG. Apparently. He kills people for fun now and he's been doing it for YEARS. Because we need him to be unquestionably evil instead of an interesting in-depth character. His whole motivation was killing the man who murdered his sister and the first game we see him set up was all about testing people who harm women. Guess what? Saw 3D Hoffman HATES women. The only thing he loves more than indiscriminate murder? Indiscriminate murder of women. Shouldn't John have known about that random act of police brutality that got him transferred, and therefore mentioned that when he kidnapped him/not said something like "You're not a true killer." WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT? WELL BECAUSE SAW 3D SAYS FUCK YOU. And that isn't even mentioning the fact that Strahm found nothing when searching Hoffman as if killing a civilian and getting transferred wouldn't be information the FBI would be able to find? Anywhere? GOD.

[rogloptimist]

LAKE MISSOULA x JONAS VINGEGAARD

credits under cut!

lake missoula - richy mitch and the coal miners // jonas vingegaard - team presentation, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard, tadej pogacar, and remco evenepoel - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // tadej pogacar and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // wayward son - rainbow rowell // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // it's down to legs - caley fretz // jonas vingegaard - stage 20, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // a poem on hope - wendell berry // jonas vingegaard and remco evenepoel - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // quora user shulamit widawsky // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 (getty images) // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // 'now the fight is over': jonas vingegaard concedes tour de france battle for yellow, but still aims for second - adam becket // jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // video: jonas vingegaard and matteo jorgenson consoled after heart-breaking end to stage 19 of 2024 tour de france for team visma | lease a bike - kieran wood // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // 'probably the hardest moment of my career'-- jonas vingegaard on his crash and fight to be ready for the tour de france - stephen farrand // jonas vingegaard's tour de france was a venn diagram - iain treloar // rise up and salute the sun: the writings of suzy kassem - suzy kassem // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2023 // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // vingegaard exhausted after tour de france: may cut season short - sjoerd valkering // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 20, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // the thing is - ellen bass // "if you had told me four months ago that i would be second, i wouldn't have believed you" - jonas vingegaard disappointed but proud of his tour de france - ondrej zhasil // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (nbc sports) // alfred lord tennyson // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // remco evenepoel and jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and wout van aert - tour de france 2024 (team visma | lease a bike)

[witchhazelevesque]

I think it would have been really interesting if Hazel and Leo were the ones to fall into Tartarus. Roman and Greek. Connected already by death. They were the only two to make it to the Doors of Death in the living world, flip it upside down and they still would make it. Hazel’s got the deepest and most fucked up connection to the giants out of the group and it could have been very compelling, and possibly healing or at least cathartic to meet Damasen and see how kind and gentle he is. Especially since they’re literally under Gaea right now and spent all that time falling with her all around them, terrified of what’s coming? She gave them the absolute worst of her and now they have to deal with being in her husband’s domain?

Parallel to that “Do you trust me?” “No!” “Me neither” exchange they had before falling into the Atlantic. It should have been a Roman and Greek, learning to work with their different mindsets and strategies and priorities, you can’t set up that dichotomy and then not do anything with it.

And how heartbreaking would it have been for Hazel and Leo to save each others’ lives again and again and again in the second to last book only to have Hazel need to let him die in the finale.

The only reason I don’t actually want this to be what happened is cause I don’t want to put Hazel through the hell of hells after being stuck in the underworld so long. Lots there to dig into, I don’t even know what to do with it. She would absolutely be the one to go a little homicidal like Percy did. Also Leo would abso-fucking-lutely hate the Phlegathon.

I’ve seen people talk about how it was actually Annabeth and Percy’s own fatal flaws that led to them falling to Tartarus and I very much agree ( I think it’s all interconnected but that’s another story) but Leo believes that it was his deal with Nemesis. Hazel hates the idea of letting the gods decide things for them. How would that play out? Also both of them thinking ‘at least Frank’s safe’ in this context.

Speaking of?? Frank?? The whiplash he must be going through?? I don’t care if it is platonic or romantic between these three, each version is compelling in its own way, but either way, the trust, the faith that would be needed to keep going after all this. Compared to where they all were at the beginning of MoA?

Second resurrection of a sort for Hazel? First but not last for Leo? What ways would that mess them up? A lot!

Piper canonically loses her mind when Leo goes missing earlier in the book, and Hazel deserves for Nico to be all up in arms worried about her, another parallel to MoA and how distressed Hazel was about her brother. I need him to match that energy. Also I want to see Piper and Nico be unhinged over their missing loved ones together. Unexpected understanding and eventual friendship. (Also that lazy as hell off screen tell and not show bit where Piper and Hazel become friends? Even Piper learning more about her from Nico’s stories would have been better and more compelling.)

Idk what Jason would be doing. Maybe roiling with guilt, about how much he failed Leo yes, but also Hazel. He was her friend once, her mentor and praetor and he let this happen to her, is what he’s thinking. That would be an interesting point of contention between Jason and Frank & Percy. Hazel and Leo are loved and cared for by the others so differently than Annabeth and Percy are, and the dynamic left on the ship would be completely different.

They weren't leaders like A&P, but Jason mentions how much Leo’s humor lifted the group’s spirits and Hazel has never done anything wrong in her life ever (she’s killed people, she swears like a sailor, she probably wanted to kill Jason with a dinner plate and they all like her). The crew was canonically angry and arguing and losing what cohesion they built during MoA at the start of HoH and it would have been so much worse in this situation. The leaders would still be there so they’d know what to do in some regard but they’d all be pretty miserable about it.

At least Hazel and Leo would probably get some cool weapons out of the mess. Maybe Hazel forges a sword- or a scythe!- out of the shards of the glass beach? But somehow made it so it wouldn’t break. And Leo with a bone sword or throwing knives, especially with his complicated and still complicating relationship with death.

[markscherz]

I salivate at the thought of skinning you alive

oh good, I thought I'd been left out. [for context to the reader, this is a reference to this post (I hope)]

On the spectrum from crocodile to passerine, I can only hope that human would be closer to crocodile, but not so close to be quite as tiring.

[lunareclipse06]

What if something worse entered their home

What if it didn’t destroy just their things

What if they didn’t come out of this in one piece

[shakedog]

[skenisasleb]

a buncha random af doodles i did on Aggie.io with me friend @gayballfart >:3 (wdym their tag is concerning what—)

[phoebesbridgers]

no, it isn't // one more time

[metal-sludge]

Snaps from TAIME DOWNE and RIKI RACHTMAN's world-famous CATHOUSE in Los Angeles, CA. | METAL HAMMER, February 1988.

[sydbarrettism]

im going to kill myself

[fymo-blogs]

Warning for knives, rust, and hammers below cut!

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Mannequin Mark stimboard

Note: It is Mark's birthday! Happy birthday Mark!

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