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part 1 of the brooklyn99 x marauders crossover
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[We start off with James Potter walking out of a car. We hear his voice-over while he ducks over some tape, heading inside a store.]
JAMES: [Dramatically] This job is eating me alive. I can't breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy, the man in the white hat. I'm not becoming like them. I am them.
REGULUS: Hey! What are you doing, idiot?
[The camera pans onto a frustrated Regulus Black. We then see James projecting his face onto multiple TV screens inside the store, using what seems to be a video camera that's attached to the ten monitors.]
JAMES: I'm doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco. Or actually, ten of me are doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco. [He stares at the screens of himself.] 'Sup?
REG: Get it together, man. Okay?
[Regulus is now talking with the store owner. He has a notebook open, and a pen in hand.]
REG: So the store was hit about two hours ago. They took mostly tablets, laptops, and cameras.
[We hear a keyboard playing an 80s hip-hop beat. James is seen fiddling with it.]
JAMES: Sorry.
[He stops the music. Regulus returns back to the store owner.]
REG: I'd like a list of all your employees, whoever had access to the store. I'd also like to apologize for my partner. His parents gave him too much attention and now he believes he is the centre of the world.
JAMES: Uh, Detective... [regulus looks to james slowly.] I already solved the case. We're looking for three white males, one of whom has sleeve tats on both arms.
REG: [Walking over to James.] And how do you know that?
JAKE: I had an informant on the inside. He's been here for years. Watching, learning. Waiting. His code name? [He holds up a stuffed bear.] Fuzzy Cuddle bear. He's a nanny cam. [He flips the bear over to show the electronic device inside, which appears to be the end of a camera.]
REG: [Scoffs] You got lucky.
JAMES: No, I got here five minutes before you and figured that in this gigantic electronics store, there had to be at least one working camera. [He plugs the camera into the TV screens, broadcasting the recorded video of two guys stealing. We see their face clearly.] Oh! Hi, bad guys! [He looks to the bear] You did it, fuzzy. You busted 'em. It's time to come home.
JAMES: [Imitating the Fuzzy while holding him up.] I'm not sure if I can. I've been undercover so long, I've forgotten who I am. I have seen terrible things. I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.
REGULIS: [Turning away.] All right.
JAMES: [Still imitating Fuzzy, however there is desperation in his voice.] Detective Black! Don't walk away from me!
[At the precinct.]
[James is bringing in the thieves from the store, heading over to the hold-up cells. While putting them in, he ends up bumping into Regulus while trying to get out. Regulus holds his hands up in defense, James pretends as if nothing happens, grinning stupidly.]
[We are then guided into the briefing room. It is 8:31 AM.]
[James is sitting down, in a room full of detectives when he looks to everyone.]
JAMES: Yes, I did crack the case. So, Black, would you do the honors?
[Regulus, frustrated, sighs and gets up from heisspot, heading over to a board. There is a small table in the corner of the board, which has a row called 'Potter', and another called 'Black'. Under Potter, it has 23, and under Black, it has 22.]
[Regulus sighs]
JAMES: Ah, yeah. And you're just gonna add one.
[Regulus changes the 23 to a 24. However, he wrote it really small.]
JAMES: I'm winning.
[The whole room applauds, cheering the situation on.]
[Regulus sighs, again.]
JAMES: It's a good feeling. It's a good feeling. Yeah.
REGULUS: [Returning to his seat.] Enjoy it while it lasts.
JAMES: I will!
[Remus Lupin is now standing up front. He is going to start up the briefing. There is a TV behind him.]
REMUS: Potter, update on the Morgenthau murder?
[James standing up from his spot, heading to the front of the room. There is now a slideshow on the TV which James is controlling.] Yeah! Good news for all you murder fans. Earlier this morning someone decided to shoot and kill luxury food importer Henry Morgenthau. [He flipped through the slides of the murder scene from the TV.] Body was found by the cleaning lady, during her interview, I deduced, using expert Detective work, that she had something super gross on her chin. [He changed the slide to the woman, and zoomed in on the white blemish on her chin. We see Peter Pettigrew perk up on his seat.]
PETER: I think it was flan.
JAMES: Peter thinks it was flan. I think it was butterscotch pudding.
[We now see Dorcas Meadowes with her legs on the table and crossed arms.]
DORCAS:Maybe it was just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.
JAMES: Oldie gunk. Could be, yeah. Anyone else?
REMUS: How about we focus on the murder and not the old person gunk?
REG: Crime techs are at the scene now. We're heading back when they're done.
REMUS: Okay, I want you on this. It's gonna be priority one for the new C.O.
DORCAS: Wait, tell us about the new Captain.
REMUS: Captain McGonnagal will be here soon. She'll wanna introduce herself. Dismissed.
[Everyone gets up from their seats and heads out the room.]
[We see Sirius Black at his desk. There is a template that says 'Sirius Black Civilian Administrator'. He is filing his nails, leaned back on his chair, unbothered. Peter comes up to him, smiling wide and sitting in the seat in front of his desk.]
PETER: Hey, Sirius. You know any scalpers? I wanna ask Dorcas to go to the Rihanna concert with me, but it's sold out. [The camera zones on Dorcas at the end of the room, getting a paper out of the file box.]
SIRIUS: Okay, two points to make here. First, Rihanna... You... [he looks disappointing.] And then Rihanna. [he flares his hands in the air to emphasize on the point.]
PETER: Yeah. What's your second point?
SIRIUS: She's got a type. Which is really anyone but you.
PETER: Yeah, that was my ex-wife's type too.
SIRIUS: Look, a Rihanna concert's a pretty big swing, man. I don't know. She's into watching old movies.
PETER: Cool. Where would I find a place that shows old movies?
SIRIUS: Oh, yeah, just go on the Internet and search for the phrase "I want to buy two movie tickets for a girl who doesn't like me."
PETER: Great. [Genuinely thinking he has given him good advice. He stands up to leave.] Thank you.
SIRIUS: [as he is leaving] Good...
[Reg is leaning against James' desk.]
REG: Hey, you heard anything about the new Captain?
JAMES: Uh, no, and I don't care. I just wish Captain McGintley never left, he was the best.
REG: He was terrible. You just liked him 'cause he let you do anything you wanted.
[We see a flashback of James and Dorcas on their chairs in an open space inside the precinct. They have fire extinguishers in hand and it's pretty clear on what they want to accomplish. Everyone is around them, anticipated for the outcomes while clapping and cheering along.]
JAMES: On your marks, get set...
[The Captain's officer doors open and in comes who we presume is Captain McGintley. Everyone stops.]
MCGINTLEY: What the hell's going on around here?
JAMES: Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?
MCGINTLEY: Okay.
[He goes back into his office, closing the door behind him.]
JAMES: And go!
[They shoot the extinguishers which projects them through the precinct, however it isn't as fast and powerful as a rocket launcher, however they do get pretty far.]
JAMES: Yeah!!
[We now get back from the flashback, where Regulus is looking at James with disappointment.]
JAMES: What's your point?
[he sighs.]
REGULUS: If I'm ever gonna make Captain, I need a good mentor. I need my rabbi.
JAMES: Sorry, dude. But this new guy's gonna be another washed-up pencil pusher who's only concerned with [He imitates a robot.] Following every rule in the patrol guide. Meep morp zeep. Robot Captain Engage.
WOMAN: Is that what you think?
[We now see a woman behind James, who is staring him down. She has the new Captain uniform on, and seems to be the new Captain, Minerva McGonnagal.]
JAMES: He-hey! New Captain alert. [He stands up.] You must be the new C.O. I'm Detective James Potter. Great to meet you.
MCGONNAGAL: Now don't let me interrupt. You were describing what kind of person I'm gonna be. I'd like you to finish.
JAMES: That's not necessary. [McGonnagal stares at him, and James is sort of intimidated.] Or I could recap very quickly, sure. Um, let's see. I think I said some joke about being a washed-up pencil pusher.
MCGONNAGAL: Now do the robot voice.
JAMES: Which-
MCGONAGALL : The robot voice you were doing when you implied I'm a rule-following robot. I wanna hear it again.
[James looks around the room where everyone is watching the scene happen. Regulus seems rather proud in the moment, clearly enjoying the scene.]
JAMES: [Softy, slowly and without any enthusiasm.] Meep morp zarp. Robot.
MCGONAGALL: That's a terrible robot voice.
JAMES: Yep.
MCGONAGALL: The next time I see you, I'd like you to be wearing a necktie.
[McGonagall starts to leave.]
JAMES: Oh, actually, the last Captain didn't care if we wore ties.
MCGONAGALL: [Stopping just before he enters his new office.] Well, your new Captain does. And more importantly, she cares that you follow her direct orders. [She then turns to the rest of the detectives and officers in the precinct.] Everyone, I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Minnie McGonagall.
REG: Speech!
MCGONAGALL : That was my speech.
REG: Short and sweet.
[in minnie's office]
MCGONAGALL : [Standing up and heading to her office window, looking over the precinct.] Tell me about your Detective squad.
REMUS: Um... Well, Barty and Evan [we see two men talking by the vending machines, giggling among themselves, most likely plotting something] They're pretty much worthless, but they make good coffee.
MCGONAGALL : Copy that.
REMUS: Now the good ones. Dorcas Meadowes.
[We see a woman at her desk, browsing online. The internet seems to be slow since she tapped the TV with her hand once. Then again. Then multiple times in a row.] Tough, smart, hard to read, and really scary.
[Flashback time. It is Christmas, and we see Evan at the printer when Dorcas comes in.]
DORCAS: Tell me who has me for Secret Santa.
EVAN: No! That takes all the fun out of it.
[EVAN is smiling, but Dorcas is far from happy. She glares at him while Barty pales slightly.]
EVAN: It's Barty. He got you a scarf. I'll make him return it.
DORCAS: Yes, you will.
[Back to the present.]
REMUS: Peter Pettigrew
REMUS: He's a grinder. Not the most brilliant Detective, but he works harder than anyone else, he really does.
[Flashback to Peter in the staff kitchen, ready to eat a muffin only to drop it on the floor.
PETER: Oh, man! My muffin. [He goes to pick it up, but his head hits the counter instead.] Ahh! Oh, my head! [He looks to the muffin which he accidentally stepped on.] My muffin, my head! And I stepped on the- On my muffin! And my head and my muffin.
[Back to the present.]
REMUS: Regulus Black.
[We cut to Regulus at his desk. A ball of elastics in hand, and his face scrunched up, concentrated.]
REMUS: Heâs got mommy issues and a weird love-hate relationship with his brother Sirius, so heâs always trying to prove he's tough.
[Flashback to Reg pouring hot sauce over his hotdog in the staff room.]
BARTY: Careful. That stuff's pretty hot.
[he puts down his sandwich, staring at Barty.]
REG: Oh, is it? Hmm? [he puts more sauce on his sandwich, until the top is filled with sauce. He goes to eat it, some sauce dripping onto his hand. His face starts to scrunch up, and he's gagging, spitting the food right out. Barty doesn't even bat an eye.]
[Back to the present. We see the camera zoom in on James at his desk. He and Regulus have close desks, and we can see that in the frame.]
REMUS: He and Potter have some big bet over who gets more arrests this year. Ever since the bet, their numbers have gone way up.
MCGONAGALL : Tell me about Potter.
[James now has an action figure in hand of a police man, and is examining it. In the light, out of the light, everywhere.]
REMUS: James Potter is my best Detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
MCGONAGALL : That was very well put.
REMUS: I've talked a lot about James in my departmentally mandated therapy sessions.
MCGONAGALL : Look, you know my history. You know how important this is to me. This precinct is doing fine, but I wanna make it the best one in Brooklyn. And I need your help.
[later]
[McGonagall is in her office with Sirius sitting in front of her desk, seeming that McGonagall has asked him to chat.]
MCGONAGALL: So, Sirius. Civilian administrators like yourself often have their ear to the ground. What do Black and Potter have riding on this bet of theirs?
SIRIUS: I will tell you under six conditions. Number one, you let me use your office to practice electric guitar. Second-
MCGONAGALL : How about this? If you tell me-
SIRIUS: Mm-hmm.
MCGONAGALL : I won't have you suspended without pay.
SIRIUS: Oh, that sounds great. [McGonagall sits down.] Okay, the deal is if Regulus gets more arrests, James has to give him his car. It's an old Mustang, and it's pretty sweet. If he gets more arrests, he has to go on a date with him. He guarantees it will end in sex, -which makes me uncomfortable because Reg is my brother but oh well-, I bet on at least some over-the-clothes action. At the very least, some touching-
MCGONAGALL : No, that's enough, Sirius.
SIRIUS: Caresses. I could see James showing up in a silk robe.
MCGONAGALL : That's enough, Sirius.
SIRIUS: All right.
MCGONAGALL : Thank you.
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that was the first part, any feedback is appreciated :)
- jules
#jegulus crack#wolfstar#james potter#regulus black#rosekiller#brooklyn99 x marauders#idk what to put#lets see where this goes#brooklyn99 rewriting#remus lupin#james is jake peralta#regulus is amy santiago#i will be taking liberties#no beta we die like regulus#remus is terry#dorcas is rosa#mcgonagall is holt#buckle up dudes!!!#marauders as cops#marauders as b99 characters
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barty: if i came up to you and said i'd been arrested, what would you assume it was for? reg and pandora: *without skipping a beat, in total unison:* pandora: tax evasion regulus: murder reg and pandora: *looks at each other* pandora: murder regulus: tax evasion
#evan: stealing eight pounds of meth from a police evidence locker#dorcas: why do you say that#evan: there's a cop on the doorstep#they know him so well#harry potter#marauders era#marauders#the marauders#slytherin skittles#regulus black#barty crouch jr#pandora rosier#evan rosier#rosekiller
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july 17: fee | @jegulus-microfic | word count: 406
Regulus was aware that he was going about 20 over the speed limit. But he was so, so late for his meeting. He didnât care that he was being a tad reckless. He had to get to that meeting.
When Regulus saw the flashing lights and siren in his rearview mirror, he cursed as he slowed and pulled over. He felt like he might cry. Heâs never gotten pulled over before.
He heard the door of the copâs car shut and he shakily pressed the button to roll his window down. The cop took the hat he was wearing off his head when he reached Regulusâ door, and Regulus really wished he had kept the hat on. Because underneath the hat was probably the most handsome man Regulus had ever seen. Perfectly tanned skin, dazzling grin, piercing eyes, and a mess up dark curls on his head.Â
âSo,â the cop started, âyou know why I pulled you over?â
Regulus nodded, probably too eagerly and managed to choke out, âI was, ah, speeding.â
The cop put his hands on his hips. âIndeed you were, love.â A smile was pulling on his lips. âBefore I write a ticket, Iâll need to see your license and registration.â
Regulus dug in his glove compartment and handed over his papers and license. âIs this going to take long? I have a very important meeting to get to,â Regulus pleaded.Â
The cop laughed, pulling out a notepad and pen, and Regulusâ heart did a flop in his chest. âWriting the ticket right now, love, donât worry about that meeting.âÂ
He handed back Regulusâ papers, fingers brushing slightly. Regulus was ashamed that the small touch had sent lightning bolts up his arm. Regulus quickly stashed the paperwork away, and turned quickly back to the cop.Â
The cop tore a piece of paper off his notepad, folded it, and handed it to Regulus, brushing their fingers again. âMake sure to watch your speed in the future, love.â The cop winked. âIâm James by the way.â And with that, the cop retreated back to his car.
Regulus put his window back up and slowly unfolded the paper, expecting a hefty fee.
He blinked. There wasnât a fine written in the paper. Just a phone number and a note that read:
Let me take you somewhere fancy.
And donât speed.
Call me- James
p.s. Charming your officers out of a ticket doesnât work every time, love.Â
#july 17#jegulus microfic#jegulus#regulus black#james potter#cop au#james fleamont potter#regulus arcturus black#jfp#r.a.b#reggie black#marauders#marauders era#harry potter#james x regulus#regulus x james#jegulus fanfiction#jegulus fic
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Muggle Police: What are your names? James: Don't tell them, Sirius. Muggle Police, writing: Sirius... James: Crap. Sirius: Nice going, James. Muggle Police: Sirius: Uh oh.
#harry potter#hp#marauders#sirius black#james potter#I bet they do this on purpose knowing the cops will never find them#but they enjoy the idea of the police going crazy looking
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@jegulus-microfic
22 / convict / 1476 words / NSFW / explicit sexual content
âIâm not wearing this,â Regulus complained immediately. He was holding up a pair of thong underwear, white and grey horizontal stripes across it. There was a small patch sewn into the waistband â an inmate number.
âDo you want to be the cop instead?â James asked, holding up his outfit. His was a pair of deep navy booty shorts and a button down crop top. It came with a small hat with a gold star on the front, and a pair of plush black handcuffs.
âAbsolutely not, James.â
âFine.â James smiled, like he had just won the jackpot. âThen you have to be the convict.â
Regulus huffed. He didnât know why James was so adamant about role playing anyway, but he supposed if James ended up naked in the end, what difference did it make?
âFine.â
Regulus stormed off to the bathroom, following James instructions to put it on immediately, doing his best to only focus on the fact that he was about sixty seconds from seeing that man in booty shorts.
Suddenly there was a loud bang at the door, enough to startle Regulus into nearly falling over, second leg barely through his jeans he was sliding on over the costume.
âItâs the cops, open up!â
Oh, for fuckâs sake.
âIs there a problem, offâ,â Regulus started to ask, but was immediately cut off by the sight of James in that outfit. âHoly shit, James.â
âItâs Officer Potter, to you,â James said, blushing. âThere have been some complaints recently, Iâm going to have to take you in for questioning,â he demanded, hands on his hips.
Regulus sucked his bottom lip into his mouth, deciding this game wasnât so bad after all. âOkay, Officer Potter.â
James led Regulus to the back of their house and into their bedroom, demanding he be stripped down. âAll of our inmates are required to wear the same prison uniform,â he tacked on, puffing out his chest. James reached forward and grabbed at the bottom hem of Regulusâ t-shirt, pulling it up and over his head.
âHands behind your head,â James said, and Regulus had to hold back a snicker. James was a lot of things, but assertive was not one of them.
Not with Regulus anyway.
Regulus obliged, putting his hands behind his head, palms flush against his dark curls. He watched as James opened each handcuff before disappearing behind him, snicking each cuff shut around each wrist.
âPants off next,â James said, moving back to Regulusâ front, undoing the button of his jeans and sliding them down. âThis is certainly more appropriate,â James said stoically, gesturing to Regulusâ thong.
âWhat were these complaints for, Officer?â Regulus asked, looking down at James. James looked incredible in the crop top he chose, a piece of clothing that Regulus never would have anticipated to turn him on so much.
âNoise complaints,â James said, shaking his head as if he was truly disappointed. âIâm going to have to punish you, and I expect you to stay quiet.â
âWhere would you like me to take that punishment?â Regulus asked, small smirk playing on his lips.
James gestured with a small nod. âGet on the bed, facing up. I want your hands against the headboard.â Regulus obliged, settling his hands on either side of a single dowel lining their spindle headboard, fuzzy handcuffs still forcing them close together.
James climbed over Regulus, straddling his torso as he reached up to fix the handcuffs, wrapping the center chain around the post before clasping it around both wrists once more.
He slid down Regulusâ body and settled between his legs, pressing his lips to the fabric covering Regulusâ cock. He exhaled hot puffs of air along his length, pressed his wet tongue to the tip.
Regulus moaned softly at the sensation, at the blood rushing straight to his cock. He reached down to card his fingers through Jamesâ hair, only to feel the yank of metal and fur against his wrist. He whimpered, wanting to touch James so badly, wanting to guide his head just a bit lower, to force more pressure against his growing cock even with the underwear still on.
After a few moments, James pulled Regulusâ cock out from its confines, immediately licking a strip up the underside, and Regulus unable to hold back the groan that was let loose from deep down in his chest. Regulus hadnât been expecting him to dive in so quickly; James was usually so gentle and explorative to start.
Not that Regulus was complaining.
James pulled his mouth off of Regulusâ cock just as quickly as he had taken it into his mouth, looking up at Regulus and tutting. âQuiet, or Iâll have to punish you worse than this.â
Regulus liked this James. He nodded.
The first few minutes that James took Regulus in his mourh, he was quiet. So quiet he very well couldâve been not enjoying himself.
But he was â of course he was, but he wanted more.
He let out a moan, guttural and primal and loud.
James jerked his head off of Regulusâ cock, and Regulus nearly grinned at him â a wide smile to rival one of Jamesâ â if he thought he would still get what he was after.
âI told you if you couldnât keep quiet, I would have to punish you worse, Regulus Black.â
Regulus nodded sweetly. âWhatever you think you need to do, sir.â
James slid his shorts off and settled onto his haunches, pouring lube on his hands and his cock before getting to work stretching Regulus out. Regulus bit his lip, stifling the moans he felt trying to push their way out, quieting all of the Jamesâ and the pleases, until James was finally pressing his cock inside of him.
âThatâs a good boy, being so quiet for me now,â James encouraged, grabbing ahold of Regulusâ hips, fingertips digging into his flesh. âDid you learn your lesson? Not to be so fucking loud where everyone can hear you?â
It would be funny that James asked that question â so loud, as he fucked Regulusâ hard, headboard slamming into a shared wall over and over â if not for how good it felt, how empowered James looked in that obscene crop top.
âY-yes, officer,â Regulus said in a whisper. James reached down and took Regulusâ cock in his fist, stroking him at just the right pace to match his own hips.
Regulus cried out, sound coming unbidden, and James immediately released his grip around Regulusâ cock, leaving it throbbing and leaking at the tip. âLooks like you donât deserve that after all.â He quirked a brow. âDo you need me to cover your mouth to make sure you keep quiet?â
Regulus shook his head.
âOr maybe I should choke you a bit, steal your breath so you canât cry out like that?â
James phrased it as a question, but Regulus couldnât answer â not with James still thrusting into him, not with the promise of that.
He let out a little mewl of assent, the sound making James lips upturn, perfect smile flashing back at Regulus as he reached a hand forward and wrapped his fingers around Regulusâ throat. âNow I want you to stay silent as I make you come all over your chest, do you hear me?â
Regulus managed a small nod, even with Jamesâ fingers curled around his neck, pinning him to the bed. He craned his neck back just a bit, giving James more access, and watched as James continued to move above him.
He was beautiful in his uniform, so confident and proud to have brought this to fruition, to have Regulus quite literally under his thumb.
James increased his pace, thrusting into Regulus hard, hand tightening until Regulus was certain he would have small bruises dotting the side of his neck â little fingerprints as evidence of his punishment for being too loud.
All at once, James was groaning, a small grimace on his face, contorting before settling into something beautiful as he came inside Regulus. Jamesâ entire body slackened just a bit, and Regulus sucked in gulps of air as he followed James over the edge, biting his lip as hard as he could to keep from crying out.
James looked up at Regulus, panting softly, sweat dotting his brow. âGood boy, Reg,â James said, only half breaking character. âYou were so quiet for me.â
James pressed a soft kiss to Regulusâ lips.
âJames,â Regulus said in response. âWhy do you look so fucking good in that stupid shirt?â
James laughed. âI donât know, Reg, but Iâm dying to see what it looks like on you.â
Regulus wasnât entirely sold on the idea of him playing the cop role, but if he got to bend James over and punish him, he was sure it wouldnât be so bad, after all.
#convict Regulus#cop James#role playing jegulus#jegulus#james x regulus#jegulus microfic#marauders era#starchaser#marauders fanfiction#jegulus smut
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BITCH- okay so apparently one of my friends has been stalking my spotify (valid) and they were like⌠omg are you getting into a relationship or do you have feelings for someone again đđ because i made a new playlist about love/ falling in love.
how do i explain to them itâs about everlark? bro⌠like iâm not in love. iâm just mentally ill.
#everlark#kat talks#i have so many marauders playlists too#what do they think those are about?!?#also what are you doing on my spotify?!?#what are you a cop#txt post#textpost#text post#marauders
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Sirius âI get mean when Iâm nervous like a bad dogâ Black
#Iâm so back on my wolfstar bs#marauders#marauders era#the maruaders#cop car#mitski#sirius black#sirius orion black
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s.o.b.
i get mean when i'm nervous, like a bad dog // i am cruel, i am gentle, i can make you laugh // i don't think about the past, it's always there anyway // and i will never die, i will never die, i will never die
#me when i've preemptively blocked all the exits#song: cop car by mitski#veryyyy him#del listens#sirius black#sirius orion black#sob#marauders#mwpp#harry potter#hp
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wolfstar prompt
gritty small town cop Remus Lupin is partnered with city slicker Sirius Black on a huge case
#the case could be a gruesome murder or a recent string of vandalism#you can go hbo limited crime series or hallmark romcom#i beg of you to write this#inspired by amanda from smosh's 'wet cop'#please please write this#i am just no good#the marauders#marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders era#remus lupin#wolfstar#marauders fanfiction#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#marauders fanfic#marauders fic#wolfstar fanfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar headcanon#wolfstar prompt#marauders prompt#marauders prompts#the marauders era#marauders fandom#marauders headcanon
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just wrote me the first rosekiller interaction after 7 chapters... wow man, that was rough
phew atleast thats over!
#THIS IS SO SILLY OMG#barty crouch jr#marauders era#marauders#evan rosier#entry.txt#rosekiller#son of a cop
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âHow do you stay so innocent? After all weâve been through, how are you still so⌠pure and sweet and happy?â Itâs a question Evanâs been wanting to ask for a while, but he hasnât been entirely sure how to ask without being offensive. But eventually, his desire to understand this one part of his twin that he hasnât yet figured out overpowered his hesitance to ask. So here he is, waiting for Pandoraâs answer.
Pandora contemplates the question for a while. Evan can tell sheâs struggling with actual meaning behind her wordsâno, sheâs thought about the âwhyâ plentyâbut rather, she figuring out how to word it.
âI wouldnât say that Iâm pure, or that Iâm truly innocent. I know that bad things happen, and Iâve been through bad things myself. And itâs true that a lot of people are confused by how Iâve responded to those bad things.
âBut itâs like this: thereâs a girl who hates rainy days. And for a long while, she would spend rainy days alone in her room, shutters drawn so she could ignore all the rain. But it didnât work, because she could still hear it, and the sound reminded her how much she hated rain, and how sad it made her.
âAnd one day there was a torrential downpour, the likes she had never seems before. And that was the lowest sheâs ever been. But the day after, she went outside and saw the sun, and the green grass, and the flowers blowing in the wind. And she had a new appreciation for all the good things she had in her life, now matter how small.
âOver time, she came to realize that the rain was always going to come, and that she could never completely stop it. So she changed her reaction and way of thinking instead.
âNow when the rain comes, she doesnât close the shutters. She stands and watches it come down around her, but isnât sad or sorry that itâs happening. Because without it, she could never fully appreciate the flowers and sun and green grass she had all around her. And she knows that no matter how bad the rain might seem, it will always come to an end, and sheâll be able to see all the things that make her happy again. So she has hope when the rain comes, and sheâs even thankful for it.
âPeople call her innocent, sometimes even crazy, for it, for being happy even when itâs raining, but the truth is that she just doesnât see the point in feeling such encompassing sadness just because it happens to be raining. Her flowers are still there with her, the sun is simply hiding for a while, and the grass will look greener than ever before once the rain has gone.
âSo thatâs why Iâm so âinnocent.â Because I choose to be. And is it so wrong that I choose to retain childlike wonder and happiness, even in times of rain, simply because I want to? I donât think so. And I think that itâs sad if someone else sees it that way. Because itâs not wrong, choosing joy for myself. Does that make sense?â
And it does, somewhat. It really does. And Evan canât help but be impressed by the way his sister sees the worldâhe used to think she just wore blackout glasses all the time, blind to the hardship around her, but the truth is more complex than that. Itâs more like she wears rose-tinted glasses, purposely choosing them each and every morning over the blue ones the rest of the world so often wears.
And as he smiles, and nods, and gives a little âthank you,â he feels as though he understands his twin better than ever before.
#i wish people would explore her character a bit more than just making her insane#i want her to have experienced these bad things and to now that they happen#not just be totally innocent and without a clue#i want her to choose her happiness and her innocence#donât just make her insane#thatâs a cop out in my book#pandora rosier#pandora lovegood#evan rosier#slytherin skittles#marauders fandom
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my mind is always trying to decide which one I love more, if healer Sirius or curse breaker Sirius?
also professor Sirius is such a good concept. I really can't decide
#not an auror tho#that man wouldnt be a magic cop#sirius black#healer sirius black#curse breaker sirius black#professor sirius black#sirius black headcanon#marauders fandom#harry potter fandom
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Fic where the Slytherin skittles are bank robbers and they rob this bank and find James (whoâs a cop but was actually just there to do bank things) and they kidnap him and few others and then Regulus and James fall in love and Jamesâ partner (Sirius) is trying to crack the case except James kinda doesnât want him to cause then heâd have to say goodbye to Regulus.
Starchaser, Rosekiller, Wolfstar (background) and maybe some hinted at Pandalily (???)
#I donât care if this is a gramĂĄtica nightmare#It makes sense to me and other adhd bitches#Probably#The Slytherin skittles#Regulus black#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#dorcas meadowes#Pandora rosier#james potter#sirius black#starchaser#sunseeker#jegulus#rosekiller#Criminal!Regulus#Cop!James#The marauders
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Remus Lupin says ACAB
#In every universe#in every reality#remus lupin says acab#in ahb âoh you're a fucking cop yeah were gonna talk about that!â#art heist baby#ahb#remus lupin#moony#mwpp#harry potter marauders#marauders incorrect quotes#james potter#sirius black#wolfstar#marauders
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sirius, my most beloved they/them, i understand EXACTLY how you feel.
#sirius black#sirius genderfluid agenda#marauders#wolfstar#its my tumblr i get to choose the copping mechanism.
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Barty Jr (in a Ferris wheel): Those lights are breathtaking! Evan (looking dreamily at Barty): Yeah Barty Jr: Especially the ones from all the police cars surrounding us! Evan: Wait what
#rosekiller#barty crouch jr.#evan rosier#hp marauders#marauders era#incorrect quotes#persona 5 quotes#the game is hilarious#so I am trying just share my hp fun takes#Barty may have done a no no and got the cops called on them#Severus is sighing#Regulus is getting the bail money
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