#dorcas is rosa

[faesjy]

part 1 of the brooklyn99 x marauders crossover

PILOT

[We start off with James Potter walking out of a car. We hear his voice-over while he ducks over some tape, heading inside a store.]

JAMES: [Dramatically] This job is eating me alive. I can't breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy, the man in the white hat. I'm not becoming like them. I am them.

REGULUS: Hey! What are you doing, idiot?

[The camera pans onto a frustrated Regulus Black. We then see James projecting his face onto multiple TV screens inside the store, using what seems to be a video camera that's attached to the ten monitors.]

JAMES: I'm doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco. Or actually, ten of me are doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco. [He stares at the screens of himself.] 'Sup?

REG: Get it together, man. Okay?

[Regulus is now talking with the store owner. He has a notebook open, and a pen in hand.]

REG: So the store was hit about two hours ago. They took mostly tablets, laptops, and cameras.

[We hear a keyboard playing an 80s hip-hop beat. James is seen fiddling with it.]

JAMES: Sorry.

[He stops the music. Regulus returns back to the store owner.]

REG: I'd like a list of all your employees, whoever had access to the store. I'd also like to apologize for my partner. His parents gave him too much attention and now he believes he is the centre of the world.

JAMES: Uh, Detective... [regulus looks to james slowly.] I already solved the case. We're looking for three white males, one of whom has sleeve tats on both arms.

REG: [Walking over to James.] And how do you know that?

JAKE: I had an informant on the inside. He's been here for years. Watching, learning. Waiting. His code name? [He holds up a stuffed bear.] Fuzzy Cuddle bear. He's a nanny cam. [He flips the bear over to show the electronic device inside, which appears to be the end of a camera.]

REG: [Scoffs] You got lucky.

JAMES: No, I got here five minutes before you and figured that in this gigantic electronics store, there had to be at least one working camera. [He plugs the camera into the TV screens, broadcasting the recorded video of two guys stealing. We see their face clearly.] Oh! Hi, bad guys! [He looks to the bear] You did it, fuzzy. You busted 'em. It's time to come home.

JAMES: [Imitating the Fuzzy while holding him up.] I'm not sure if I can. I've been undercover so long, I've forgotten who I am. I have seen terrible things. I haven't known the touch of a woman in many moons.

REGULIS: [Turning away.] All right.

JAMES: [Still imitating Fuzzy, however there is desperation in his voice.] Detective Black! Don't walk away from me!

[At the precinct.]

[James is bringing in the thieves from the store, heading over to the hold-up cells. While putting them in, he ends up bumping into Regulus while trying to get out. Regulus holds his hands up in defense, James pretends as if nothing happens, grinning stupidly.]

[We are then guided into the briefing room. It is 8:31 AM.]

[James is sitting down, in a room full of detectives when he looks to everyone.]

JAMES: Yes, I did crack the case. So, Black, would you do the honors?

[Regulus, frustrated, sighs and gets up from heisspot, heading over to a board. There is a small table in the corner of the board, which has a row called 'Potter', and another called 'Black'. Under Potter, it has 23, and under Black, it has 22.]

[Regulus sighs]

JAMES: Ah, yeah. And you're just gonna add one.

[Regulus changes the 23 to a 24. However, he wrote it really small.]

JAMES: I'm winning.

[The whole room applauds, cheering the situation on.]

[Regulus sighs, again.]

JAMES: It's a good feeling. It's a good feeling. Yeah.

REGULUS: [Returning to his seat.] Enjoy it while it lasts.

JAMES: I will!

[Remus Lupin is now standing up front. He is going to start up the briefing. There is a TV behind him.]

REMUS: Potter, update on the Morgenthau murder?

[James standing up from his spot, heading to the front of the room. There is now a slideshow on the TV which James is controlling.] Yeah! Good news for all you murder fans. Earlier this morning someone decided to shoot and kill luxury food importer Henry Morgenthau. [He flipped through the slides of the murder scene from the TV.] Body was found by the cleaning lady, during her interview, I deduced, using expert Detective work, that she had something super gross on her chin. [He changed the slide to the woman, and zoomed in on the white blemish on her chin. We see Peter Pettigrew perk up on his seat.]

PETER: I think it was flan.

JAMES: Peter thinks it was flan. I think it was butterscotch pudding.

[We now see Dorcas Meadowes with her legs on the table and crossed arms.]

DORCAS:Maybe it was just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.

JAMES: Oldie gunk. Could be, yeah. Anyone else?

REMUS: How about we focus on the murder and not the old person gunk?

REG: Crime techs are at the scene now. We're heading back when they're done.

REMUS: Okay, I want you on this. It's gonna be priority one for the new C.O.

DORCAS: Wait, tell us about the new Captain.

REMUS: Captain McGonnagal will be here soon. She'll wanna introduce herself. Dismissed.

[Everyone gets up from their seats and heads out the room.]

[We see Sirius Black at his desk. There is a template that says 'Sirius Black Civilian Administrator'. He is filing his nails, leaned back on his chair, unbothered. Peter comes up to him, smiling wide and sitting in the seat in front of his desk.]

PETER: Hey, Sirius. You know any scalpers? I wanna ask Dorcas to go to the Rihanna concert with me, but it's sold out. [The camera zones on Dorcas at the end of the room, getting a paper out of the file box.]

SIRIUS: Okay, two points to make here. First, Rihanna... You... [he looks disappointing.] And then Rihanna. [he flares his hands in the air to emphasize on the point.]

PETER: Yeah. What's your second point?

SIRIUS: She's got a type. Which is really anyone but you.

PETER: Yeah, that was my ex-wife's type too.

SIRIUS: Look, a Rihanna concert's a pretty big swing, man. I don't know. She's into watching old movies.

PETER: Cool. Where would I find a place that shows old movies?

SIRIUS: Oh, yeah, just go on the Internet and search for the phrase "I want to buy two movie tickets for a girl who doesn't like me."

PETER: Great. [Genuinely thinking he has given him good advice. He stands up to leave.] Thank you.

SIRIUS: [as he is leaving] Good...

[Reg is leaning against James' desk.]

REG: Hey, you heard anything about the new Captain?

JAMES: Uh, no, and I don't care. I just wish Captain McGintley never left, he was the best.

REG: He was terrible. You just liked him 'cause he let you do anything you wanted.

[We see a flashback of James and Dorcas on their chairs in an open space inside the precinct. They have fire extinguishers in hand and it's pretty clear on what they want to accomplish. Everyone is around them, anticipated for the outcomes while clapping and cheering along.]

JAMES: On your marks, get set...

[The Captain's officer doors open and in comes who we presume is Captain McGintley. Everyone stops.]

MCGINTLEY: What the hell's going on around here?

JAMES: Fire extinguisher roller chair derby?

MCGINTLEY: Okay.

[He goes back into his office, closing the door behind him.]

JAMES: And go!

[They shoot the extinguishers which projects them through the precinct, however it isn't as fast and powerful as a rocket launcher, however they do get pretty far.]

JAMES: Yeah!!

[We now get back from the flashback, where Regulus is looking at James with disappointment.]

JAMES: What's your point?

[he sighs.]

REGULUS: If I'm ever gonna make Captain, I need a good mentor. I need my rabbi.

JAMES: Sorry, dude. But this new guy's gonna be another washed-up pencil pusher who's only concerned with [He imitates a robot.] Following every rule in the patrol guide. Meep morp zeep. Robot Captain Engage.

WOMAN: Is that what you think?

[We now see a woman behind James, who is staring him down. She has the new Captain uniform on, and seems to be the new Captain, Minerva McGonnagal.]

JAMES: He-hey! New Captain alert. [He stands up.] You must be the new C.O. I'm Detective James Potter. Great to meet you.

MCGONNAGAL: Now don't let me interrupt. You were describing what kind of person I'm gonna be. I'd like you to finish.

JAMES: That's not necessary. [McGonnagal stares at him, and James is sort of intimidated.] Or I could recap very quickly, sure. Um, let's see. I think I said some joke about being a washed-up pencil pusher.

MCGONNAGAL: Now do the robot voice.

JAMES: Which-

MCGONAGALL : The robot voice you were doing when you implied I'm a rule-following robot. I wanna hear it again.

[James looks around the room where everyone is watching the scene happen. Regulus seems rather proud in the moment, clearly enjoying the scene.]

JAMES: [Softy, slowly and without any enthusiasm.] Meep morp zarp. Robot.

MCGONAGALL: That's a terrible robot voice.

JAMES: Yep.

MCGONAGALL: The next time I see you, I'd like you to be wearing a necktie.

[McGonagall starts to leave.]

JAMES: Oh, actually, the last Captain didn't care if we wore ties.

MCGONAGALL: [Stopping just before he enters his new office.] Well, your new Captain does. And more importantly, she cares that you follow her direct orders. [She then turns to the rest of the detectives and officers in the precinct.] Everyone, I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Minnie McGonagall.

REG: Speech!

MCGONAGALL : That was my speech.

REG: Short and sweet.

[in minnie's office]

MCGONAGALL : [Standing up and heading to her office window, looking over the precinct.] Tell me about your Detective squad.

REMUS: Um... Well, Barty and Evan [we see two men talking by the vending machines, giggling among themselves, most likely plotting something] They're pretty much worthless, but they make good coffee.

MCGONAGALL : Copy that.

REMUS: Now the good ones. Dorcas Meadowes.

[We see a woman at her desk, browsing online. The internet seems to be slow since she tapped the TV with her hand once. Then again. Then multiple times in a row.] Tough, smart, hard to read, and really scary.

[Flashback time. It is Christmas, and we see Evan at the printer when Dorcas comes in.]

DORCAS: Tell me who has me for Secret Santa.

EVAN: No! That takes all the fun out of it.

[EVAN is smiling, but Dorcas is far from happy. She glares at him while Barty pales slightly.]

EVAN: It's Barty. He got you a scarf. I'll make him return it.

DORCAS: Yes, you will.

[Back to the present.]

REMUS: Peter Pettigrew

REMUS: He's a grinder. Not the most brilliant Detective, but he works harder than anyone else, he really does.

[Flashback to Peter in the staff kitchen, ready to eat a muffin only to drop it on the floor.

PETER: Oh, man! My muffin. [He goes to pick it up, but his head hits the counter instead.] Ahh! Oh, my head! [He looks to the muffin which he accidentally stepped on.] My muffin, my head! And I stepped on the- On my muffin! And my head and my muffin.

[Back to the present.]

REMUS: Regulus Black.

[We cut to Regulus at his desk. A ball of elastics in hand, and his face scrunched up, concentrated.]

REMUS: He’s got mommy issues and a weird love-hate relationship with his brother Sirius, so he’s always trying to prove he's tough.

[Flashback to Reg pouring hot sauce over his hotdog in the staff room.]

BARTY: Careful. That stuff's pretty hot.

[he puts down his sandwich, staring at Barty.]

REG: Oh, is it? Hmm? [he puts more sauce on his sandwich, until the top is filled with sauce. He goes to eat it, some sauce dripping onto his hand. His face starts to scrunch up, and he's gagging, spitting the food right out. Barty doesn't even bat an eye.]

[Back to the present. We see the camera zoom in on James at his desk. He and Regulus have close desks, and we can see that in the frame.]

REMUS: He and Potter have some big bet over who gets more arrests this year. Ever since the bet, their numbers have gone way up.

MCGONAGALL : Tell me about Potter.

[James now has an action figure in hand of a police man, and is examining it. In the light, out of the light, everywhere.]

REMUS: James Potter is my best Detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.

MCGONAGALL : That was very well put.

REMUS: I've talked a lot about James in my departmentally mandated therapy sessions.

MCGONAGALL : Look, you know my history. You know how important this is to me. This precinct is doing fine, but I wanna make it the best one in Brooklyn. And I need your help.

[later]

[McGonagall is in her office with Sirius sitting in front of her desk, seeming that McGonagall has asked him to chat.]

MCGONAGALL: So, Sirius. Civilian administrators like yourself often have their ear to the ground. What do Black and Potter have riding on this bet of theirs?

SIRIUS: I will tell you under six conditions. Number one, you let me use your office to practice electric guitar. Second-

MCGONAGALL : How about this? If you tell me-

SIRIUS: Mm-hmm.

MCGONAGALL : I won't have you suspended without pay.

SIRIUS: Oh, that sounds great. [McGonagall sits down.] Okay, the deal is if Regulus gets more arrests, James has to give him his car. It's an old Mustang, and it's pretty sweet. If he gets more arrests, he has to go on a date with him. He guarantees it will end in sex, -which makes me uncomfortable because Reg is my brother but oh well-, I bet on at least some over-the-clothes action. At the very least, some touching-

MCGONAGALL : No, that's enough, Sirius.

SIRIUS: Caresses. I could see James showing up in a silk robe.

MCGONAGALL : That's enough, Sirius.

SIRIUS: All right.

MCGONAGALL : Thank you.

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that was the first part, any feedback is appreciated :)

- jules

[starlittragedies]

i read a fic a long time ago where barty was italian (we love italian barty on this blog !!!) and he gives nicknames to everyone he likes and I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE WITH IT.

he calls regulus tesoro/caro, pandora piccola, evan amore/rosa/fiore, and dorcas dolcezza.

i also think that it pisses his friends’ partners (more specifically james and marlene).

james has always been a little jealous fella but it goes beyond when its barty we’re talking about (its kinda barty’s fault). the bloke can’t stop himself from taunting james by saying things like “i had regulus first” or “did regulus ever tell you about the summer of fourth year?”. so him having a nickname for darling regulus just sets james off more.

but marlene…

oh sweet marlene’s reasons are quite different. she gets irked by it because she DOESN’T have one. when she and dorcas had dated for a good amount of time and she was introduced to the pantheon barty quite liked her. she was funny, always kept it real, and kept his wits about him.

he treated marlene (to some extent as he would say) as a good friend. she would have had her nickname given by now but being as she is considered as a friend by barty crouch jr. it would mean that she had to deal with him being a little menace to her life as all his friends do (a good example of this would be regulus who somehow will always find that one of his socks will be missing its pair). and the form of her little minuscule personal hell served by barty is NOT getting a nickname and just being called “mckinnon” for the rest of her days.

[m00nyst0astsposts]

thank you to user @true-brew for supplying holt as mcgonagall because OF COURSE HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT

wow i really want to do this now

marauders x brooklyn nine-nine

jake - sirius

amy - remus

rosa - dorcas

charles - james

terry - mary

holt - ??? open to suggestions

gina - lily

hitchcock - barty

scully - evan

lawyer 1 - regulus

forensic guy - peter

lawyer 2 - pandora

the vulture - marlene

[lesbwinter]

pandora is the most romantic person ever. everything she does has a touch of love, of romance, of affection. and i don't mean that she flirts with everyone, you can clearly tell when nothing would ever happen between her and them, but she just exhales love. you can clearly see love in every step she takes, in every tarot reading, in every word. everything that comes out of her mouth sounds romantic, even if she's just ranting about an assignment they absolutely hate. every little thing seems romantic even when you know it's not – her affectionate words when she sees one of the girls crying, the constant use of pet names such as "love" towards pretty much all of her friends, her having unique little signals with each friend to always be able to know if they are really okay, if they need an excuse to leave a conversation or a party. if love has a smell, it's pandora's perfume, romance is always in the air when pandora is present. that's what dorcas thought, anyway. so when her best friend jokingly starts referring to dorcas as her girlfriend, she doesn't think anything of it, she just does the same. they were always like this, always maintaining physical contact, always having sleepovers, always together, every minute they could. this was simply their dynamic, this was how they always were. they were always together and spent the night at each other's place so often that half of pandora's closet was in dorcas' home and vice-versa. moments before everything happened they were just lying in bed and looking at each other in silence. pandora had cooked dinner and made cookies for dessert, just like an ordinary night at dorcas' place, but, come to think of it, that night was anything but ordinary. after countless minutes of admiring each other's existence, pandora gets up and puts a slow song playlist. that's how they ended up very close to each other, dancing to songs dorcas wasn't sure of the meaning but could assume because of the familiar portuguese words pandora said previously. they mentioned pleasure and love and couples and dating. suddenly, they were kissing. dorcas knew that was the best thing she had ever felt, and, as she felt pandora's gentle hands in her neck, she realized she had been yearning for this kiss. they were always meant to be together. that was the night they officially started dating.

if anyone is interested in the songs they were listening to:

- "partilhar" by rubel feat. anavitoria

- "quando bate aquela saudade" by rubel

- "rosa e laranja" by mariana froes

- "pela luz dos olhos teus" by vinícius de moraes

[hail-americas-ass]

thanks @xoxobuckybarnes for the tag <3

rules: list your top ten favorite female characters who have been mega bitches at some point or another, then you guys pick your favorite!

added context: they do not have to be terrible people. it can just be top ten female characters but ✨ women ✨

No pressure tags: @kestrafagnor, @ohhsodebonair, @widowlurker, @jesperwolf

[lenemk]

fale sobre suas amizades pra gente somo curioso

A Dorcas, que é o amor da minha vida, queria saber o que fiz de tão bom que mandaram um anjo não só para a terra que é ridícula mas para MIM que sou tão ridícula quanto. Conheci ela na escola quando eu nem sabia somar nada e ela fazia balé, você acredita que ela fazia balé? Tava lá com um tutu rosa, uma graça. Desde então nunca mais desgrudamos. A Cas é a mulher mais gentil, leal e besta que já conheci, ela tem tudo.

A Kenny, que Dorcas e eu literalmente parimos, ela é tão querida. Chora um pouco demais tadinha, mas o lado bom é que aí compramos muito sorvete para levar para ela. Ela tende a ver o lado bom de todas as pessoas, mais do que eu conseguiria, mais do que qualquer pessoa conseguiria. Tem o coração muito bom por isso que tenho vontade chutar as pernas de quem tem coragem de machucar ela.

[anonymouse5]

I’m watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine rn and a lot of the characters remind me of Marauders characters so:

Captain Holt - Professor McGonnagall

Jake Peralta - James Potter

Amy Santiago - Lily Evans

Rosa Díaz - Dorcas Meadowes

Charles Boyle - Peter Pettigrew

[mah33n]

𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏

CRIMINAL MINDS

spencer reid (loml), jennifer jareau, luke alvez, aaron hotchner

OUTER BANKS

jj maybank, kiara carrera, john b. routledge

BRIDGERTON

anthony bridgerton, benedict bridgerton, daphne bridgerton, eloise bridgerton, colin bridgerton, penelope featherington, kate sharma, edwina sharma, simon basset

HEROES OF OLYMPUS

percy jackson, annabeth chase, jason grace, leo valdez, piper mcclean, hazel levesque, frank zhang, nico di angelo, thalia grace, will solace

SHATTER ME

aaron warner, kenji kishomoto, juliette ferrars, adam kent

HARRY POTTER

harry potter, hermione granger, ron weasley, luna lovegood, ginny weasley, neville longbottom, fred weasley, george weasley, james potter, remus lupin, sirius black, lily evans, marlene mckinnon, dorcas meadowes

KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES

sophie foster, keefe sencen, fitz vacker, dex dizznee, biana vacker, marella redek, jensi babblos

MARVEL

loki, thor, peter parker, miles morales, mj watson, tony stark, scott lang, hope pym, carol danvers, clint barton, stephen strange, ned leeds

THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY

comrad fisher, jeremiah fisher

SHADOW AND BONE

alina starkov, the darkling, mal oretsev, genya safin, zoya nazyalensky, nikolai lantsov, tamaar kir-bataar, tolya yul-bataar, david kostyk

SIX OF CROWS

kaz brekker, inej ghafa, jesper fahey, nina zenik, wylan van eck, matthias helvar

BROOKLYN 99

jake peralta, amy santiago, charles boyle (platonic), doug judy, rosa diaz, raymond holt (platonic), terry jeffords, norm scully (platonic), trudy judy, kevin costner, gina linetti

[atletasudando]

Daniel Ferreira, Zamora, Chacha...: los maratonistas sudamericanos lucieron en Hamburgo

Los atletas sudamericanos cumplieron excelentes actuaciones en la 37a. edición del Haspa/Maratón de Hamburgo (Alemania), este domingo 23 de abril. Entre ellos, el brasileño Daniel Ferreira do Nascimento -recordman sudamericano- se recuperó de su traspie en Nueva York y alcanzó el 4° puesto, mientras que el uruguayo Cristhian Zamora volvió a batir su récord nacional. Y en damas, la ya legendaria corredora ecuatoriana Rosa Alva Chacha, a sus 40 años, consiguió el 10° puesto con 2:26:34, que no solo representa un nuevo récord para su país, sino que constituye el segundo registro histórico de nuestra región. Más de 13 mil corredores se dieron cita en este maratón, que se consolida como uno de los más importantes de la primavera europea. El keniata Bernard Koech confirmó su condición de favorito -pese a que arribó pocas horas antes de la prueba- y con una marca de 2:04:09 estableció el récord del circuito (además de igualar su pb). También su escolta y compatriota Joshua Belet, con 2:04:33 estuvo debajo del récord del circuito, que otro keniata, Cybrian Kotut había fijado con 2:04:37 en la temporada anterior. El podio se completó con un keniata más, Martin Kosgei, quien marcó 2:06:48. Daniel Ferreira do Nascimento, recordman sudamericano con 2:04:51 desde el año pasado en Seúl y top 8 del Mundial de Oregón, había colapsado en Nueva York, en noviembre, después de su frenético ritmo de salida. Pero ahora fue más cauteloso y esto le permitió terminar en un muy buen cuarto puesto con 2:07:06, frenando así la avalancha africana. El quinto lugar fue para el keniata Rhonzas Klimo con 2:08.08. Y con el mismo tiempo llegó al mejor local, Richard Ringer, alcanzando así la norma olímpica y su marca personal (tenía 2:08:49). Ringer es el crédito alemán en maratón, tras su sensacional triunfo en el Campeonato Europeo de Munich en agosto pasado. El top 10 se completó con el ugandés Martin Musau (7° en 2:08:45), Haftom Welday (eritreo que compite por Alemania, 8° con 2:09:40), el etíope Maresha Bere (9° con 2:10:12) y el portugués Samuel Barata (10° con 2:10.13). El uruguayo Cristhian Zamora continuó con su firme progresión y marcó 2:10:35 para el 13° puesto, que representa el nuevo récord de su país. Mejoró las 2:11:02 que había logrado en Sevilla, el pasado 19 de febrero. Enseguida, en el 14° lugar y también con su mejor marca, arribó el brasileño Johnatas de Oliveira Cruz con 2:10:43. Y los otros sudamericanos fueron: 16° Derlys Ayala (Paraguay) 2:12:27, 21° Samuel Souza do Nascimento (Brasil) 2:15:01, 23° Sergio López (Colombia) 2:15.15 y 24° Luis Orta (Venezuela) 2:15:35. En damas, y en los tramos finales, la keniata Dorcas Tuitoek consiguió desbordar a la favorita etíope Tiruye Mesfin para llevarse el título: 2:20:09, sobre 2:20:18 de su escolta (quien había debutado en Valencia con 2:18.47). La ugandesa Stella Chesang, en su debut sobre la ditancia, quedó tercera con 2:20:23 y luego llegaron la etíope Tsige Haileslase con 2:22:10 y la keniata Marion Kibor, quinta con 2:22:35. Fabiene Königstein, la mejor maratonista local, tenía un antecedente de 2:32:34  y este era su retorno a la competición desde su maternidad hace nueve meses. Brilló al conseguir el octavo puesto con 2:25:48, que le asegura su pasaporte a los Juegos de París. La ecuatoriana Rosa Alva Chacha se insertó en el top ten: 2:26:34 para el décimo puesto, que representa el récord de su país, mejorando el de 2:27:36 que Silvia Oriz había logrado en febrero en Sevilla. La marca de Chacha, a nivel sudamericano, sólo es precedido por el récord de la peruana Gladys Tejeda (2:25:57). Ex campeona sudamericana, representante olímpica, tenía como mejor antecedente 2:28:17 desde hace dos años en Siena. Otra ecuatoriana, Mary Granja, hizo su debut en la distancia, mantuvo el ritmo de Rosa hasta casi la mitad de la prueba (pasaje de 1:13:11 para esta) y terminó 18a. con 2:37:23. La chilena Margarita Masías fue 20a. con 2:44:24. Read the full article

[queerlikearavenclaw]

Cool People Forget Stuff

Lily : Hey Dorcas ! Are you going to the Order meeting later ?

Dorcas :

Dorcas : Going to meetings...

Lily : Writing stuff down is nerdy ? What do you do ?

Dorcas :

(inspired by Brooklyn Nine-Nine obviously)

BONUS under the cut (basically just me goofing around with a fake knife)

[kxokiemonster]

Barty once called Evan "daddy" as a joke. It wasn't anything sexual, just your classic and familiar best friends with way too much tension between them doing their daily bickering and never kissing, only that one of them is a brat.

They were sitting in the library, unfinished homework all around them and a musty sandwich Dorcas had sneaked from the kitchens almost five hours ago resting on top of the Astronomy book.

"Oi, Barty, feet on the floor," Evan scolded.

Barry, with his feet resting on Regulus' "History of Quidditch" on the table put them in the floor with a loud noise just to annoy Evan.

"Sure, Daddy," the brunette teased with a roll of eyes. It sounded less flirty than usual but he was running on low sleep and all the caffeine he could find so, could you blame him? Nonetheless, he put his best smug smile to bring up the act.

Evan knocked his ink bottle, dropping it all over his essay with a soft "oh, fuck" which only made Barty laugh.

"Fuck me," Regulus complained looking up from his book about Quidditch strtegies. "C'mon, Rosier, don't tell me that turned you on"

"Did not," the blond mumbled too focused ln cleaning the mess.

"Your ears are red. You're lying!" Regulus shooked his head with disapproval. "Kinky bastard. Didn't want to know so much about you"

"It doesn't turn me on!" Evan said so loud a few people looked at them with interest. That's the last thing Evan wanted. He lowered his voice to keep the conversation private. "It sounds strange. Don't like it, just took me by surprise. That's all," he assured.

"No daddy then". Barty lift a finger to poke at his bottom lip as he thought. "What then? Kitten? Bitch? You look like my bitch"

"Bold from someone who would beg to be anyone's bitch," Regulus breath with no real interest in the conversation. He just wanted to annoy his best friend.

"Rude," Barty complained. "True, yeah, but rude. No bitch. What are you into then, Rosier?"

"Not into much," he tried, hopping Barty would drop it. He wasn't so lucky.

"Just tell me, la mia rosa," Barty purred.

Oh. That had an effect on him. His spine filled with goosebumps, glad to see Barty hadn't catch him. He was safe, almost...

"Shit," Regulus barked a laugh. "Speak more, Barty! More Italian!"

"Cosa vuoi? Ora vuoi imparare l'italiano? Sei un monello, [What do you want? You want to learn Italian now? You're a brat]" Barty let out all in one breath.

With each word, Evan became a deepee tone of pink until his face became as red as blood.

"He's into Italian," Regulus concluded with a satisfied smile.

"Is that so, la mia rosa? You like when I speak Italian? Quando ti dico quanto sei bella tutta arrossata? Ti bacerei subito se me lo permettessi [trad: when I tell you how good you look? I would kiss you right now if you would let me]"

And Evan wasn't sure if he liked the Italian or he just liked Barty.

[jjmaybankshousekeeping]

my masterlist

on this page you can find anything and everything that i've wrote.

☆ = fluff

♡ = smut

❀ = angst

OUTER BANKS

JJ MAYBANK

burden ❀☆

love language ☆

sneaky ❀☆

clingy ❀

i need your touch ❀☆

long time no sex ♡☆

JOHN B ROUTLEDGE

none yet

POPE HEYWARD

none yet

KIE CARRERA

none yet

SARAH CAMERON

none yet

RAFE CAMERON

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MARAUDERS

SIRIUS BLACK

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REMUS LUPIN

none yet

JAMES POTTER

after school naps ☆

PETER PETTIGREW

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LILY EVANS

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MARLENE MCKINNON

friends with benefits ♡

MARY MACDONALD

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REGULUS BLACK

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DORCAS MEADOWES

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HARRY POTTER

HARRY POTTER

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RON WEASLEY

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HERMIONE GRANGER

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DRACO MALFOY

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GINNY WEASLEY

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FRED WEASLEY

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GEORGE WEASLEY

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BILL WEASLEY

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LUNA LOVEGOOD

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CEDRIC DIGGORY

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STRANGER THINGS

STEVE HARRINGTON

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EDDIE MUNSON

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ROBIN BUCKLEY

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DUSTIN HENDERSON

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MAX MAYFIELD

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LUCAS SINCLAIR

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JANE HOPPER/ELEVEN

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WILL BYERS

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JOHNATHAN BYERS

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NANCY WHEELER

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MIKE WHEELER

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BROOKLYN NINE-NINE

JAKE PERALTA

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ROSA DIAZ

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TERRY JEFFORDS

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TIKTOKERS

CHARLI D'AMELIO

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DIXIE D'AMELIO

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NICK AUSTIN

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BENJI KROL

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NIC KAUFMANN

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THOMAS PETROU

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CELEBRITIES

RUDY PANKOW

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TIMOTHEE CHALAMET

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SABRINA CARPENTER

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LANA DEL REY

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HARRY STYLES

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CONAN GRAY

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ROGER TAYLOR

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BRIAN MAY

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JOHN DEACON

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FREDDIE MERCURY

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SHIPS

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OTHER

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[kingdomsandempires]

more tags :relieved:

apollo & ariadne || he’d pull stars from the sky & bring the moon down to adorn her

astra & caradoc || it’s him & it’s been always him since; the moment she met him

atticus & cris || he doesn’t see his wounds as disasters but cracks to pour his love in

benjy & thea || all he knows is when he’s in her arms the world doesn’t seem so dark

cas & mundungus || he kisses her with shades of grey & all she can do is surrender

dorcas & peter || falling asleep next to him is how they came to know peace

greta & edgar || they look at at each other and see sunrises in their eyes

kat & auggie || there’s a crack in her heart & it’s been leaking his name ever since they stopped fighting this fight

kleio & anaya || her greatest victory was when it was her who sparked her smile

lourdes & ||

lucius & narcissa || all that he has conquered means nothing without her

othello & thalia || he wonders if love is worth fighting for but he remembers her face & he’s ready for war

kash & vivienne || her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his life answering

rosa & jeanluc || if someone asks her to describe home she’ll start talking about him

ted & andromeda || they will endure it & he will hold her tight no matter what comes

xanthe &  || his shadow danced with hers & her darkness found a kindred spirit

[greyeyedmonster-18]

you know that scene in Brooklyn 99 where Rosas wearing pink? And everyone talks about it but no one says shit because its Rosa? And then Charles does and shes like "Whats your fucking point?"

That but Sirius when he wears one of Remus' sweaters for the first time.

James: sirius is wearing a sweater.

Lily: are we sure its not just a really...weird sweatshirt?

Dorcas: Im more shocked sirius is wearing brown

Marlene: sirius is in LUPINs sweater.

James: YOURE RIGHT

Peter: *to sirius* Nice sweater, Pads. Did you take it from Remus' closet?

Sirius: And if I did?

Peter: I-...it looks...great. I wish I could pull that off.

[robynlilyblack]

Sorry but I'm on a b99 kick and I simply must tell you this random information, I think young sirius black and regulus would both stan Rosa Diaz, and I'm not really sure why but I can see peter and james absolutely loving Gina like hero worshipping her and Remus would die of laughter at Holts attempts at jokes but like he'd genuinely find Holts humor funny and would have that man on a pedestal, they'd all desperately want Charles and Jake to be honorary marauders, they'd make so many b99 references around hogwarts that mcgonagall would eventually watch it to see what the fuss was and would wait for the most epic moment to drop in a b99 reference totally flooring the boys, on a unrelated side note I need to marry jake peralta right this second, I think I love him more than peter ahhh 🤣

Oh this is amazing, it made my day imagining it! Rosa and Marlene would also get along perfectly like Dorcas would be mildly jelly. Holt and Rem perfection, two of my favs together! Imagine in some multiverse they find it (like ricks interdimensional cable tv thing) and here the mischief managed ref from Jake! They'd freak!

[octopusoptimusprime]

some character sexuality headcanons from my favourite shows/books/movies cause i’m bored (canon ones marked with *)

b99

jake peralta - bi

*rosa diaz - bi

*raymond holt - gay

gina linetti - pan

atla

aang - pan

sokka - bi

zuko - bi

ty lee - lesbian

toph - aroace (even though she has a family in tlok but i’ve not seen that so)

community

abed - bi

troy - gay

annie - bi

harry potter

harry - bi

draco - gay

remus - bi

sirius - gay

james potter - pan

luna - lesbian

ginny - bi

dorcas - lesbian

marlene - lesbian

peter - ace

regulus - bi

tonks - lesbian

percy jackson

percy - bi

*nico - gay

*will - gay

*reyna - bi ace

*piper - bi

leo - bi

rachel - pan

*apollo/lester - bi

murder most unladylike

*daisy - lesbian

*amina - lesbian

george - ace

lavinia - bi

it

eddie - gay

richie - gay

bill - bi

beverly - lesbian

kakegurui

mary - lesbian

yumeko - bi

kirari - lesbian

disenchantment

*bean - bi

luci - pan

lucifer

*lucifer - pan

*maze - bi

ella - lesbian

amenadiel - bi

thank you .