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shiningclown69 · 2 years ago
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Riven, dissing "Brandon" for being a goody two shoes bodyguard: Fuck you.
Actual Brandon, watching the entire thing: 😀
Riven, post identity reveal: Oh. Uh, not you guys, didn't mean you guys-
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ghostbox-nostalgia · 7 months ago
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Old Faith courting and favour
I decided to write out some of the old faith courting rituals since I'm art blocked at the moment and I have Ideas. A lot of these will be based off of the sorta Victorian era way of flirting since I enjoy all of the little secret languages they had.
First off fan language. I like to think this predates the bishops, and they learned how to do it from their predecessors. There's a lot of issues with followers claiming favoritism and dissenting if one of the gods is seen flirting in the open, so they devised a way to communicate with their favored without judgement. i imagine this is the one that Narinder tends to favor since theres a few signals in the real life one that can convey if someone is listening in or following you, and I imagine that the practicality of it made that on more appealing, Also pretty boy with a pretty fan. obviously
Flower language. What god wouldn't give their favored a gift afterall? Flower language is the same as it is in real life, with the added layer of combining flowers to covey particular messages to the recipient. i imagine that the container in which it is given also plays a factor but not that much. i imagine to some degree all of the bishops used this way at least once, whether it was for flirting or not (death threats in the form of nightshade on your doorstep)
Gems and Jewelry. Different gems carry different meanings, the metal tells intent, and the type of jewelry shows who you received it from (so necklace for hekets cult, earrings for kallamars, etc.) Gold is usually given with the intent to marry (romance doesn't matter) and silver is given to those you consider close, whether it be family or friend. gems usually contain the qualities you admire within someone, So and example would be if you admired someone for eloquence and had intent to marry, you would give them a gold and emerald ring. Obviously Kallamar favors this method the most, and cares very little if people see that he favors someone above the rest. He typically gives pearl jewelry to people with specific colours depending the person. Also the jewelry type thing being cult related is a very loose rule, its just a fun thing the cultists decided on their own.
Fruit! its fig incident time (kinda). so you know how figs are typically associated with fertility? Well in old faith terms, offering someone a fig implied an invitation to bed and eating a fig out of someone's hand was akin to telling them to take you then and there. Hekets preferred method of courting, right up their with lavish feasts and specially cooked meals. i personally feel like shes too blunt a person for a proper courting phase so she just tends to get to the point rather quick. (theres a narilamb fig scene I have planned that I can't figure out how to explain but now yall have a basis to go off of so feel free to imagine)
Anyway thats all the ideas I had so far. Hope you guys like them! I'll always take suggestions though so don't be afraid to shoot me an ask :]
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the-sun-is-also-a-star · 9 months ago
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seeing a tiktok about how the person who made the video blocks every marauders cosplayer because they get second hand embarrassment from the cosplays : oh! myabe its just because the marauders tiktok community is really shit?
me opening the comments :
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me : oh
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prettyboykatsuki · 2 months ago
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ill do my best to finish tomorrow but its funny what things embarrass welt lol
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gummirock · 4 days ago
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i do not see kim and jean ever liking each other on a genuine level I don’t think but in my mind I do kind of like kimjean as long as it’s like the same dynamic of when I was working construction and this dude I lowkey hated and thought was annoying as fuck kept letting his shirt ride up and I had to act like I didn’t find his copious amounts of body hair and muscles incredibly attractive
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anandasamsara · 1 year ago
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SIMPLE COMMISSIONS OPEN
Ok, i cant find any other job nor other way to make some money rn. I still have to pay 450 for credit card, that we used to buy groceries, 450 for electricity and at least mom's phone. Ideally, 700 that we owe for the apartment payments, but we can keep pretending it doesnt matter as much.
So, opening sketch and whump comms bc i cant bring myself to do more than that rn. I can barely bring myself to draw at all. I could even toss some notion of nsfw for an extra 10 bucks.
Prices, how-to's and more info >>here<<
Im relatively desperate, bc even tho i managed to pay the internet bill, it doesnt matter if electricity is cut down, specially as we're having heat waves of about 40C for the last week with no end in sight.
(I listed the amount i need in brazilian real, so it would be around 250usd. 400usd if we count the apartment things that im ignoring.)
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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 5 months ago
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oh mmmy god i used to follow you in like 2016. you havent changed your url? omg hi
LMAO???? being perceived !!!!!!!!!! really funny this is actually a totally new blog, my old one got deleted by mistake in summer of 2021 so I had to totally remake!!! but yeah same url :] im sentimental. it's my brand
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nnugatoryextravagance · 3 months ago
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AGH, UHH IMPORTANT FOLLOW UP ? So so sorry about that, we have been trying to get Sludge to step back for a bit for days now but it would just not budge and I guess it was out of some sort of, perceived non-existant obligation I don't really understand? Regardless we're gonna be fine and Sludge is just gonna need a few days to cool off I think, that little snap kinda left everything a mess but its alright. In the meantime there's just gonna be a few different faces taking care of things around here ^^; (Sorry in advance for any inconveniences this might pose! But this is for honks own good right now)
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fagpulp · 3 months ago
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Surely his flabby tits will save me
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lookliketaylorswift · 4 months ago
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"why is nobody talking about her husband" because he's not the most influential person right now? because he does not have such a massive following? because trump is banking on taylor's silence to further is campaign and not his? because we care. because we are her fans not his. what's not fucking clicking.
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knxfesck · 5 months ago
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I can't watch the deadpool and wolverine movie no matter how much I want to see the famed gay sex implications not just because I'm ideologically opposed to marvel movies but because I hate ryan reynolds I harbor a deep and broiling rage towards his soul I want him dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead I hate his stupid fucking face and his stupid jokes and his stupid personality and his stupid fucking phone company scammed me out of $60 every day I wake up and manifest that he explodes on live television
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1-800-internal-damnation · 6 months ago
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I do think it's really overplayed and unfortunate and honestly probably dl racism that lance is the stereotypical flirty playboy but I think that aspect can be salvaged if you factor in that he's probably a loverboy at heart and is just scared to give people too much of himself
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sawtrapx · 2 years ago
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love getting a new hyperfixation but then u have the problem of do I make a new side blog just for this or contaminate one of my current blogs.chewing biting killing where do I put my silly man images
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maegalkarven · 1 year ago
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Astarion: should be easy
Astarion: *rolls 1*
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what-a-messek · 2 years ago
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Got a totally normal Christmas present from my sister this year 😅
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thoughtfulseason · 11 months ago
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exactly 2 months left until my third tournament. i have been preparing as hard as i can since my second one (which was absolutely tragic) and i really want to show my coach and myself that i can do a lot
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