#mans VERY embarassed
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Riven, dissing "Brandon" for being a goody two shoes bodyguard: Fuck you.
Actual Brandon, watching the entire thing: 😀
Riven, post identity reveal: Oh. Uh, not you guys, didn't mean you guys-
#i revived this old joke bc i was re-reading rus's briven fic again#it makes me kick my feet in the air hehe#everytime i see riven insult sky specifically bc he's a bodyguard in the show im like 'uh oh buddy'#thats probably how he felt post reveal too#mans VERY embarassed#he backtracks all his comments bc he respects brandon#but continue to diss sky specifically which pisses him off
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Old Faith courting and favour
I decided to write out some of the old faith courting rituals since I'm art blocked at the moment and I have Ideas. A lot of these will be based off of the sorta Victorian era way of flirting since I enjoy all of the little secret languages they had.
First off fan language. I like to think this predates the bishops, and they learned how to do it from their predecessors. There's a lot of issues with followers claiming favoritism and dissenting if one of the gods is seen flirting in the open, so they devised a way to communicate with their favored without judgement. i imagine this is the one that Narinder tends to favor since theres a few signals in the real life one that can convey if someone is listening in or following you, and I imagine that the practicality of it made that on more appealing, Also pretty boy with a pretty fan. obviously
Flower language. What god wouldn't give their favored a gift afterall? Flower language is the same as it is in real life, with the added layer of combining flowers to covey particular messages to the recipient. i imagine that the container in which it is given also plays a factor but not that much. i imagine to some degree all of the bishops used this way at least once, whether it was for flirting or not (death threats in the form of nightshade on your doorstep)
Gems and Jewelry. Different gems carry different meanings, the metal tells intent, and the type of jewelry shows who you received it from (so necklace for hekets cult, earrings for kallamars, etc.) Gold is usually given with the intent to marry (romance doesn't matter) and silver is given to those you consider close, whether it be family or friend. gems usually contain the qualities you admire within someone, So and example would be if you admired someone for eloquence and had intent to marry, you would give them a gold and emerald ring. Obviously Kallamar favors this method the most, and cares very little if people see that he favors someone above the rest. He typically gives pearl jewelry to people with specific colours depending the person. Also the jewelry type thing being cult related is a very loose rule, its just a fun thing the cultists decided on their own.
Fruit! its fig incident time (kinda). so you know how figs are typically associated with fertility? Well in old faith terms, offering someone a fig implied an invitation to bed and eating a fig out of someone's hand was akin to telling them to take you then and there. Hekets preferred method of courting, right up their with lavish feasts and specially cooked meals. i personally feel like shes too blunt a person for a proper courting phase so she just tends to get to the point rather quick. (theres a narilamb fig scene I have planned that I can't figure out how to explain but now yall have a basis to go off of so feel free to imagine)
Anyway thats all the ideas I had so far. Hope you guys like them! I'll always take suggestions though so don't be afraid to shoot me an ask :]
#cult of the lamb#cotl au#cotl bishops#tgoe au#the garden of eden au#cotl heket#cotl narinder#cotl kallamar#cotl leshy#cotl shamura#narinder flirts like an old man send tweet#Eden doesn't flirt so much as they make it very obvious they desire him carnally#its embarassing for the cult to witness#not because of eden#but because narinders just NOT getting it#the bishops are there by the time this starts so leshys just laughing his ass off
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seeing a tiktok about how the person who made the video blocks every marauders cosplayer because they get second hand embarrassment from the cosplays : oh! myabe its just because the marauders tiktok community is really shit?
me opening the comments :
me : oh
#i do appreciate them saying that they blocked the creators bc just saying that a person is openly embarassing for doing a very normal thing#is just crazy#i mean you're allowed to have your own opinions#but#we think cosplay is embarassing and weird now??#the comment was the real kicker though#“i like when they naturally look like the person” WHAT#hello. are you aware that this is a real person. and not a fictional character. hello?#tiktok is wild man#i would have cared slightly less about the person who made the video if the caption hadn't MENTIONED A SPESIFC COSPLAYER BY NAME#“x cosplayer need to stop making those harrowing facial expressions and move out of his parents basement” WHAT.#GENUINELY WHAT#he's a really nice cosplayer too he only recently started doing marauders but he's been doing cosplay for years#and he's genuinely a nice person every that met him at cons and stuff said he was SO nice#im baffled#at how insane this is#god i hate tiktok#cosplay#cosplayers#tiktok#the marauders#harry potter#hp#sirius black#remus lupin#james potter#peter pettigrew
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ill do my best to finish tomorrow but its funny what things embarrass welt lol
#aristotle.txt#that man has lived one hundred lives but theres a very specific subtle flirting that fries him half to death#i dont think like. upfront cheekiness embarasses him like when its almost a silly bit#but when the approach is so genuinely sincere while being very flirtatious i think hes like /////#what a cute guy
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i do not see kim and jean ever liking each other on a genuine level I don’t think but in my mind I do kind of like kimjean as long as it’s like the same dynamic of when I was working construction and this dude I lowkey hated and thought was annoying as fuck kept letting his shirt ride up and I had to act like I didn’t find his copious amounts of body hair and muscles incredibly attractive
#very embarassing for me also#actually now that I think about it this is kind of how I feel about all ships with jean#like the only way I can personally get down with judit/jean#is if it’s the classique ‘you’re hot but annoying so let’s put that mouth to good use for once’ trope#My boy you will never find true love! ❤️#also for fellow blue collar women: don’t let them sexualize you. sexualize them first. admire that man ass!
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SIMPLE COMMISSIONS OPEN
Ok, i cant find any other job nor other way to make some money rn. I still have to pay 450 for credit card, that we used to buy groceries, 450 for electricity and at least mom's phone. Ideally, 700 that we owe for the apartment payments, but we can keep pretending it doesnt matter as much.
So, opening sketch and whump comms bc i cant bring myself to do more than that rn. I can barely bring myself to draw at all. I could even toss some notion of nsfw for an extra 10 bucks.
Prices, how-to's and more info >>here<<
Im relatively desperate, bc even tho i managed to pay the internet bill, it doesnt matter if electricity is cut down, specially as we're having heat waves of about 40C for the last week with no end in sight.
(I listed the amount i need in brazilian real, so it would be around 250usd. 400usd if we count the apartment things that im ignoring.)
#emergency commissions#commissions#help an artist#thankfully my aunt decided to buy us some groceries but it wont last much#paid a few bills with money my friends gave me as a christmas present but im still very embarassed by the need#even more so that i didnt manage to make it last more than a month#also my dad being home is becoming a problem#me and mom are trying to eat less so we can keep having food for longer#and he spends the whole day eating everything he sees#its been hard and i dont want to ask for help but i dont know what else to do#no one else will help bc we have a capable man at the house and why cant he go back to the job HE ACTUALLY HAS to keep us afloat#but he doesnt want to so now i have to take care of the bills myself#doesnt matter that i was fired bc the computer can do the same work i did#im very tired and trying to not spiral into depression yet again
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oh mmmy god i used to follow you in like 2016. you havent changed your url? omg hi
LMAO???? being perceived !!!!!!!!!! really funny this is actually a totally new blog, my old one got deleted by mistake in summer of 2021 so I had to totally remake!!! but yeah same url :] im sentimental. it's my brand
#im so sorry i dont recognize your url AH !!!! although im bad at that even with my active mutuals too so dont be too insulted#man. 2016 wouldve been deep in my.... gravity falls? phase? and then also probably the very beginnings of my jsegos phase. good lord.#OH GOD I WAS ALSO STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. AND LIKE. SUPER CRAZY DEPRESSED AND OVERSHARING ALL THE TIME. HEAD IN HANDS.#SORRY U HAD 2 SEE ALL THAT. i love child me but also. wow embarassing#ANYWAY. HI !!!!! how have u been whats up whats cool .#i have a job now i have lore now etc etc . awesome times.#asks#labyrintherim
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AGH, UHH IMPORTANT FOLLOW UP ? So so sorry about that, we have been trying to get Sludge to step back for a bit for days now but it would just not budge and I guess it was out of some sort of, perceived non-existant obligation I don't really understand? Regardless we're gonna be fine and Sludge is just gonna need a few days to cool off I think, that little snap kinda left everything a mess but its alright. In the meantime there's just gonna be a few different faces taking care of things around here ^^; (Sorry in advance for any inconveniences this might pose! But this is for honks own good right now)
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#sludgetalkz#🍵 post#ohh man this is. embarassing i am so sorry on behalf of our collective. sadly our host is painfully stubborn sometimes#for... completely nonsensical reasons. at least to me#to be honest I haven't been here for very long actually but from what I hear this is actually very common but I'm still sorry regardless
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Surely his flabby tits will save me
#in the midst of my waking nightmare ive had very embarassing daydreams about a certain baseball man#look away from me
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"why is nobody talking about her husband" because he's not the most influential person right now? because he does not have such a massive following? because trump is banking on taylor's silence to further is campaign and not his? because we care. because we are her fans not his. what's not fucking clicking.
#some of y'all are 25+ straight up fucking embarassing#your attitude comes from a place of very high privilege. your fav billionaire will not see your defences of her and how much you bend#your back talking down on marginalized fans but we will SHUT THE FUCK UP#also that man has no sense of safety for himself and his kids. cannot relate!!!#taylor swift
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I can't watch the deadpool and wolverine movie no matter how much I want to see the famed gay sex implications not just because I'm ideologically opposed to marvel movies but because I hate ryan reynolds I harbor a deep and broiling rage towards his soul I want him dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead I hate his stupid fucking face and his stupid jokes and his stupid personality and his stupid fucking phone company scammed me out of $60 every day I wake up and manifest that he explodes on live television
#it should be illegal to tell white man actors people think theyre hot because thats how you get ryan reynolds#also deadpools humor is a very specific brand of like smoke and mirrors begging for attention that I cant stand#like its a level of pathetic that gives me second hand embarassment#and I hate watching it work on screen makes me want to spawn into the movie to tell him hes not funny and slam his head onto a table#the reactor core of MCU Quips if you will#haters cinematic universe
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I do think it's really overplayed and unfortunate and honestly probably dl racism that lance is the stereotypical flirty playboy but I think that aspect can be salvaged if you factor in that he's probably a loverboy at heart and is just scared to give people too much of himself
#normally I'd go ''bad move'' and scrap smthn like that in my interpretations but its so heavily hammered into his depiction I think I have#to work with it#plus like there are people who fit the stereotype 💀 I know this to be true there are so many latino fboys#are they setting our people back? yeah. But honestly more calling out of cultural values needs to happen to stop it#I like to think lance is smart enough to buy into machismo but I think it's something he can fall back into when he feels defensive/insecure#because its been marketed to him as this very reliable thing that's how he's Supposed to act#this also applies to his bisexuality I feel he really struggles with not running back to whatever he thinks is ''normal'' whenever he feels#embarassed/threatened#there's so many directions that could go as far as substance use/patterns of responsibility but I'll leave it there#also growing up getting made fun of 24/7 assuming his family is classic latine#if I was hard klanceposting I'd make some comparison about how keith is so subconsciously agressively himself and doesnt have all these#cultural and familial and social expectations for himself#so its grounding for lance#I mean the lack of those things (not like the expectations the things themselves) is part of why keith is deeply lonely#idk man 😭#oh shit ****smart enough NOT to buy into machismo#that rly fucked up what I meant to say#voltron#lance mcclain#txt
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love getting a new hyperfixation but then u have the problem of do I make a new side blog just for this or contaminate one of my current blogs.chewing biting killing where do I put my silly man images
#I’m talking to myself in the tags ignore me#my likes r full of man from fall out boy it’s getting embarassing and I need to inflict them on my digital footprint#idk where tho I don’t want to infect the saw blog :(( beloved sawtuals forgive mee#last year I just made this saw blog which was great bc saw community is so fun and chill and nice#but tbh just from scrolling thru a couple fob blogs it feels like the tumblr fanbase is. not very fun#I’m just seeing a lot of hostility and elitism over minor obscure shit and being weird to other bands/fanbases#like I do not have the energy I don’t want to join ur little club if ur like that 😭😭😭#donno. anywey. sorry sawtuals if I end up inflicting my silliness upon yous
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Astarion: should be easy
Astarion: *rolls 1*
#bg3#bg3 astarion#the coincidence of that was hilarious#he is a very good lockpicker but this time luck has failed him#i just picture shadowheart karlach and june eyeing him like#should it really astarion? should it?#embarassing#karlach: and right in front of the man you're trying so hard to impress ;)#june: oh don't be mean he is trying his best!#shadowheart: his best isn't very good#astarion: i hate you all#karlach: no you don't ;)
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Got a totally normal Christmas present from my sister this year 😅
#it was both very funny and very embarassing to explain to my parents why she gave me a prayer candle with a random man on it lol#critical role#liam o'brien
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exactly 2 months left until my third tournament. i have been preparing as hard as i can since my second one (which was absolutely tragic) and i really want to show my coach and myself that i can do a lot
#fencing tips: set realistic goals#yeah haha lol as if#realistic goal would be to win at least one fight as it hasnt happenes in a tournament yet#what i’d actually love to do is get to the next round#so for now i will continue to improve my technique and in the last month i’ll try winning against all my club mates#especially the two best guys#but friday i will treat like a tournament since we’re exactly in the middle of my two tournaments#i have to give my all and prove that i can be great#not better than SOMEONE but amazing on my own#i have to set goals for each training tbh#and im usually like. my coach is an amazing guy but then there come those rare moments when i realise that he won olympic silver#and very into the fencing elite and im here like#didnt i overstep with treating him like normal human being#and i feel lowkey intimidated and embarassed#but i know he is a very honest and kind person but then i think about that man who knows all famous people and sport people and it feels#very different. like hes a completely different person#so like maybe at first i prove myself until i go too hard on communication
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