#god i hate tiktok

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

seeing a tiktok about how the person who made the video blocks every marauders cosplayer because they get second hand embarrassment from the cosplays : oh! myabe its just because the marauders tiktok community is really shit?

me opening the comments :

me : oh

[hazeeex3]

I always find how many people on tiktok are like "drawing the ring and middle finger together is wrong ur art sucks if you do this💔💔😡😡😡😠🤬👿" EVEN THOUGH THATS JUST A THING HANDS DO SOMETIMES

[lacependragon]

Maybe this is really fucking shallow of me.

But if I hear a thing is popularized by white women under 25 on Tiktok, I stay as far away from it as possible.

For instance: delulu. Which is continuing to fucking infiltrate EVERYTHING. I hate it so much. Youtuber titles. Tumblr posts. Everything. I want it to burn.

I can't go outside at night because I'm so convinced there's people in the shadows waiting for me and no one will take how awful an effect that has on my mental health seriously.

But you calling yourself 'delulu' over reading too many books isn't having an effect. Right? Right?

Go fuck yourself. If I'm shallow, you're empty.

[strebcrarchives]

🔥

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Not to sound like a boomer, but tiktok and it's consequences have done more harm then good. I've said this so many times and I'll say it again, that app should have fucking died back when it was Musical.ly!

[thedarklordgivenofucks]

Shout out to the people who actually crawl through all the garbage on tiktok so they can post the actually good cat videos on here for the rest of us

[cloverhighfive]

ok for those who don't have 1 min 14 to waste :

Tips for bakery style muffins

Rest your batter for 15 mins in mixing bowl. Flour hydrates and makes a thicker batter that'll help make a dome.

Fill muffin holes with 6-8 tablespoons of batter (4 tbsp = 1/4 cup, so 8 = 1/2 cup flush, NOT A HEAPING urgh), i.e. super full so they will make that dome.

Fill every other hole (so half the holes, alternated) to let the muffins spread and make pretty round domes.

425 °F (220 °C) 7 mins, then keep them in and lower to 350 °F (175°C) for remaining baking time (rises fast, makes dome, then finishes baking).

Happy muffining!

[tarohonii]

I am inside their fucking walls

[blueinsunlight]

i deleted tiktok exactly one day ago and already i am less miserable

[thenextchapterbegins]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCLkWgS/

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, in the middle of a Q&A on a live-stream: This person asked what’s the worst thing Steve’s ever done. You wanna take this one, Robin?

Robin: One time he ate a toasted turkey sandwich IN MY BED!! Have you ever seen him eat?! Crumbs everywhere!

Robin: If he wasn’t my soulmate, I would’ve ended it right there

Eddie: Your friendship?

Robin: His life.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

one piece fans shitting on the new episode and calling it over-hyped because there wasn't a ton of fighting just don't get it. and honestly it makes me wanna burn the entire shonen community to the ground so we can have a fresh start.

IT. WASN'T. ABOUT. THE. FIGHT.

what makes gear 5 so crazy is how its the culmination of all of one piece's themes put into one power-up !! its about liberation and freedom and laughter !! if you don't understand the importance of those things then you just don't understand one piece. but no. anime fans don't give a shit about a good narrative. they only want to see cool fights and big boobs. and this episode didn't have a ton of either so it must be bad.

[hijinxinprogress]

Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately

[x-arlecchino]

i see! i dont have much else to say but that puts it into words, i understand now.

Swifties, fuck right off. Who in the actual fuck decides to open their mouth and say this?

[hella1975]

watched saltburn and really fucking liked it actually. day 5937 of realising people on tiktok are just cowards

[avicecaro]

“you think you made all the right choices and became the perfect woman who would be safe and loved and okay but NEWSFLASH your husband will reveal his misogyny once you’re used up and ugly and he’ll cheat on you to feel powerful and he’ll abandon you when you’re sick or pregnant and won’t you regret registering republican THEN” is not a sick own to conservative women.

that is what evil men do. they lie. they trap you. they drain the life out of you. and this is what women do, we try to make the very best choices with all the information we can get. and one day you may be forced to come to the realization that there is no perfect formula to living as a woman in a world that is dangerous for women. it is not just conservative women who might have their lives and convictions fall apart around them. do you think liberal men do not LIE? that liberal men do not also convince women that they’ve found the one good guy and the one safe marriage and then reveal their misogyny when you’re stuck? do you think your liberal politics have saved you from male violence — and if you do, why do you think you’re different than the conservative women who say the same about theirs?

[xlunart]

uhmm barbie girl in err uh barbie world ???