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knxfesck · 4 months ago

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I can't watch the deadpool and wolverine movie no matter how much I want to see the famed gay sex implications not just because I'm ideologically opposed to marvel movies but because I hate ryan reynolds I harbor a deep and broiling rage towards his soul I want him dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead I hate his stupid fucking face and his stupid jokes and his stupid personality and his stupid fucking phone company scammed me out of $60 every day I wake up and manifest that he explodes on live television

#it should be illegal to tell white man actors people think theyre hot because thats how you get ryan reynolds #also deadpools humor is a very specific brand of like smoke and mirrors begging for attention that I cant stand #like its a level of pathetic that gives me second hand embarassment #and I hate watching it work on screen makes me want to spawn into the movie to tell him hes not funny and slam his head onto a table #the reactor core of MCU Quips if you will #haters cinematic universe

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