#man. i miss it. what a classic
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post-canon samaichi, once they move in together their wardrobes become so grossly intermingled that neither of them go a day without wearing something that belongs to the other. samatoki often goes out in ichiro's hoodies, ichiro sometimes borrows samatoki's boots. samatoki wears some of ichiro's rings every now and then, and ichiro with his repierced ears can always borrow whatever he wants from samatoki's collection
so it's only a matter of time before they start going out with each other's mics, not caring which one they grab on their way out the door. soon enough samatoki with ichiro's speakers and ichiro with samatoki's big fucking coffin become common sights around yokohama
(and imagine if the special abilities are tied to the mic and not the rapper. imagine you're some petty criminal who's spent weeks hyping yourself up, mentally preparing yourself to face samatoki's counter blow, only for samatoki to send you blasting off like team rocket with ichiro's critical blow)
#hypmic#samaichi#big fucking coffin is of course a homage to one of my favorite smic fancomics of all time#i'm forever megabummed that it's disappeared into the ether umu#it was one where ichiro and samatoki were together but still hiding their relationship#but ichiro accidentally took samatoki's mic with him one day#so when he summoned the speakers (in front of jiro and saburo) they were samatoki's speakers#and when the big skeletal hands started opening the coffin doors ichiro SLAMMED them shut on the skull that was coming out#and was like ''.........did you see"#and saburo was like ''yeah we saw it obviously we're seeing it we're seeing a クソデカ棺 right now''#and!! there was a follow-up piece of ichiro's big ass speakers coming down behind samatoki#with jyuto shouting ''SAMATOKIIIIIIIIIIIII'' in disapproval lol#man. i miss it. what a classic#anyway. these tags are getting longer than the daily lmaooo
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yeppers
#decadentart#bloodborne#choir intelligencer edgar#<-i hope he explodes#idk what else to say about this#just look at it. preferably not for long . dont wanna die of frenzy man#this is wntirely concept art for a one off piece#<- for context#also the missing parts of the choir garb are intentional.#for the Classic Winter Lantern (tm) the doll’s cape is missing#also yea the resemblance to parasitized snails. on purpouse. idc if slugs dont have rhat. its for Fucked Up Scary points
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WAIT. Channing Tatum finally got to play Gambit?! I understand you were all too busy talking abt Deadpool and Wolverine fucking in a car or smth to tell me but !!!
Congratulations Mr. Tatum and also Mr. Gambit for finally appearing.
#post schmost#op#I found out abt this (and abt xmen 97) bc..... I googled gambit bc I decided to make him in the sims lmao#maybe the stars are aligning for me to have a gambit phase again after all#gambit#remy lebeau#im always afraid to check whats going on w him in comics bc as much as I enjoy classic over the top sketchy ridiculous cartoon man gambit#and I enjoy it a lot#I think he deserves to actually be taken seriously as a character unironically in modern comics and its... hit or miss#gambit fans am I safe?#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#channing tatum
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i just remembered how many gold ships there are in JoJo like it truly does not get more wild. Every one hits in some wild offshoot bullseye
#John and Erina ok classic old time romance BUT WAIT THERE COMES THE DEVOTED BESTIE WITH A STEEL CHAIR FOR 70 YEARS#Caejose. Never-to-be rivals-to-lovers wartime brief summer romance. If it was a movie it would be POV memoirs#Avdol Polnareff the brave attempt at gay inclusion even tho either one of them had to die and they couldn't be main focus#Man I miss avpol. Anyway#Josuyasu the most disgustingly in love couple of all time in the series it's obnoxious. No notes#Vento Aureo the ones who stole the show it's Bruabba. What if the jobro..... Had their own tragically doomed jobro!#Jolyne and the weirdly wholesome polycule doomed to always find and bother each other in every universe. With love. Ugh that gets me NGL#What if a cowboy and an Italian cowboy races to find jesus together fuck it throw in a British dino and a nun make it a weirdsome#These r my thoughts. Good bye.
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sometimes i think about how badly rr fumbled pjo not just on the literary level but on the business level
#rr crit#terrible pr terrible marketing terrible merchandising terrible EVERYTHING#i have so much to say about this but the overall thing is like: there were a lot of missed opportunities.#IT'S NOT BECAUSE OPPORTUNITIES WERE UNAVAILABLE OR MADE INACCESSIBLE!!!#remember that pjo was published under DISNEY#rr and his surrounding team just had ZERO IDEA of what to do in order to expand the reach of the book into mainstream consciousness#WHICH IS SAD BECAUSE PJO HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO BE AS MUCH AN EVERYDAY MODERN CLASSIC AS SAY HARRY POTTER IS!!!!!!!!!#i hate this man i feel like breathing fire everytime i think about the decisions he made 2010 onwards
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“um people are allowed to find the idea of being with a bi person (aka someone who’s been with the same sex because that’s what bi means now apparently) disgusting. that’s normal actually”
hmmmmm you know what.. no. i don’t think they are tbh!!! i don’t think that’s a normal opinion to have, nor should it be an opinion that’s normalized!!! you know what i do think though??? that people who have this ‘opinion’ should be hit in the shins with a comically large hammer!!!!!!
#stop trying to project your own insecurities and bigotry onto innocent bi people you heathen#viewing bi people through this lens of ‘they could’ve been in a gay relationship 🤢’#instead of treating them like fucking human beings#is biphobia and homophobia!!#‘ew i would never be with a bi man because what if he’s been with another man’ that’s homophobia bitch!!!#classic textbook good old fashioned homophobia!!!!#and that’s entirely a you problem!!! go to the therapy!!!!!#biphobia /#homophobia /#also side tangent but ‘asking people to realize their reason for refusing to sleep with x minority is emotional manipulation’#is a take i haven’t seen since the ace discourse days and my god. i did not miss this line of thinking#no denise it’s not ‘coercion’ or emotional manipulation to ask you to acknowledge the reason you’re not sleeping with bi people is biphobia#no one’s trying to force you or guilt trip you into doing anything#get a grip not everything is about you
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ok well. unfortunate news: sometimes ur niche is so niche u've already niched the niche. this is exactly the same as the feeling of hitting the end of ur ship tag in ao3 🥲
*edit: sorry i accidentally named like every character ever in the tags so ppl are Seeing this post who dont have the benefit of so much as a single crumb of context. if i accidentally namedropped ur blorbo its bc of this post:
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anyway. i was excited for recs bc i also enjoy this genre of fictional character. unfortunately as above the niche is niched, it turns out. at least for me, content enjoyer georg, who has apparently already seen or read everything anyone else has already seen or read except for a small handful of specific media properties that i do not wish to see or read for various personal reasons and also not literally everything ever... just the same things as everyone else has already seen and read... u get the idea. ok thnks 👍🏻
#*slowly morosely untucks the bib and folds it up again#smh#idk if that post breached containment in the wrong direction or what but there were like 3ppl apiece talking about good actual examples#and those were like 99% media i already reaaaadddd im tearjngn my hair out#but far and away most ppl flat out missed the brief#like i think out of almost four thousand tags about four tagged ghost. four tagged geralt. three andrew minyard. etc#sobbung im sad for me AND for yall like this is ur jam and the best u can put up for example is dean winchester????#listen i know im on the supernatural site. voluntarily. but ur really gonna tell me thats the best u can do 😭😭#like a solid handful said bucky barnes. good solid classic example i'll give it to u but its 2024 😭😭😭😭😭😭#all respect to the ppl tagging ocs tho y'all are real 🫡 bc its looking like if we want it we do gotta get in the trenches and write it 😔✊#anywya i came away with approximately one and a half recs and then 3-4 repeated vouchers for media i know i am just never gonna consume rip#and the rest of yall.. have some kinda different media literacy situation going on we went thru v different english programs i fear#😔😔#angie.txt#like i believe the boba fett girlies are right and on to something but i am simply not going down the mouse route on my own dime#so those recs are. moot#not a single trigun mention i dont think.. not vash or nick or i wouldve even given a pass to a shoutout for knives#some of u said kaz and i havent read the books but even just based on the tv series p sure i can respect that.#one i have to look into asap is whoever evan kelmp(?) is- whatever hes from im not familiar and seems promising.#izzy hands im so sorry. im fundamentally incapable of watching ofmd unfortunately i watched black sails first#wasnt aware it was going to ruin other pirate related media for me when i made that decision 😭😭#i respect the arcane shoutouts but i do think it's hilarious that no two of u called out the same character.#murderbot obviously#i just think some of yall are so close yet so far and i want better for us all so goddamn badlyyy#update: i checked and op seems to have been generalizing off of boba fett/wolverine/magneto etc and yeah that tracks#smbdy said john wick - more than one actually- and while i hear u i also invite u to consider:#that man's singular desire is literally to go back into retirement in peace all he wanted was a quiet night in a rocking chair w that dog..#i dont think id go so far as to say he wouldnt know what to do with a warm bed if he got it. or attach himself to sbdy attack dog style atp#ykwim#somebody said patrick bateman.. yall are just listing names atp. darth vader? kylo? all right pack it up folks
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mostly I prefer to play in the space and explore/ build on flavor text given by the books rather than outright reject or contradict it wrt things like races and classes in dnd but once in awhile I'll suddenly remember that canonically lizardfolk don't experience emotions and only respond to threats by logically assessing them as such because they're too primitive to feel fear
#FEAR? FEAR BRO???#YOU THINK TACTICALLY ANALYZING WHETHER A GIANT BEAST TRYING TO KILL YOU IS A PROBLEM IS *MORE PRIMITIVE* THAN *FEELING FEAR???*#WHEN YOU SEE A LIZARD OR A BUG NOTICE YOU AND START RUNNING AWAY DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING#'ah I see-- a much larger animal has noticed me. it may wish to predate me or it may simply pose an unintentional threat by being so large'#AND NOT 'AAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!' ????????#IT'S BAD WORLDBUILDING MAN LMAO IT'S A SWING AND A MISS FOR ME DAWG!!!#my PERSONAL take on this is that lizardfolk don't EXPRESS feelings the same way other humanoids do#and also culturally feel differently than a lot of other peoples#which leads to the perception by others that they don't Feel-#which coincidentally is convenient for other peoples particularly in positions of power to be able to abuse and exploit them#lizardfolk make GREAT manual laborers and footsoldiers :) they literally can't feel pain or fear :))#like. with warforged you can play in that space because 'do/ can they Feel' is classic robot shit because it makes sense for what robots are#lizardfolk is people. like that's not even a supernatural being within the fantasy setting that's a normal-ass animal the same as a human#'they don't feel love' okay fine that seems pretty maladaptive for a species that apparently builds societies but fine#'they don't feel fear' bud yes they fucking do what are you talking about. I don't believe you! that's stupid!!
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Every now and then I see the discourse circulate on this hellsite, and I wonder if people know that the term 'yandere' used to have an extremely specific definition that no longer holds up to how people use it today
#I'm old enough to remember the original 'yangiri' discourse someone help me.#I don't have answers for this okay it's one of those things where if enough time and people change the definition of something there's not#much can be done about it. This isn't a call to action or anything. Just an old person talking from a rocking chair.#There's a reason I call what I write 'soft' but it's actually a lot closer to 'classic'.#Anyway that very specific original definition was something like: “so in love it made them sick”#Which often got interpreted as “insecure” or “overprotected” depending on the genre.#A big part of the ending would be either the yan killing themself; their competition; or -- and this is not a joke--#“true love would cure them”#(I don't like that one. I like it when the darling manipulates their yan but that's my personal predilection.)#You can see why some authors might play that for laughs instead of drama#in a uhhhhh sitcom-ish kind of way. Overbearing wife. Guard dog husband. Be careful. He bites.#Anyway the whole “yans hurting their darlings” wasn't unheard of but it wasn't common either? It was an outburst at the world#not an outburst at the love interest. Why won't they just let us be together? I'll make them! They can't get in between us!#At least hurting the darling wasn't the point. Yans aren't meant to be a 1 to 1 for being in an abusive relationship.#It's more about what if someone has too many emotions for one person and they're overflowing.#I dunno. Whenever I hear younger yan fans talk about it it's like “don't quote the scripture at me” kind of feeling#“That's not what yandere is” I was into yandere before you could read. Back when we had dial-up. Leave me alone in my retirement home.#And this is not a kink shaming thing if you're into the whole show of force because of whatever horror-based reason that's your thing#I get it. I really do. But this one is an actual rant about missing the point of the original text:#The whole thing about breaking legs to keep someone around actually meant something when it was a teenage girl trying to dominate a much#larger boy or man. When it's a man doing it to a girl it looses the meaning of the text. Like I get that for most people that's not what#they're going for. But the original usage was doing something. It was supposed to make the powerful feel powerless.#(and to remind people teenage girls are terrifying)#Cricket is Chirping 🦗
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They brought back mass rez....move aside veilguard it's so over
#played ovw classic and man i missed it. 6v6. none of those weird new heroes. 5 soldiers on my team. this is what life's about#caleb rambles
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Fuschia/Magenta?
#*deep breath kicks down uni door*#VERN!!! VERNIFRED!!! I GOT A HUGE BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!!!!! YES YOU!!!!#“we're only gonna read 1 chap of Don Quixote because it's too much to dive into.”#THIS COMING FROM THE MAN WHO MADE US READ THE ENTIRETY OF DANTES INFERNO#WHO MADE US WRITE 20 PAGE ESSAYS ON THE ODYSSEY#WHO MADE US FOLLOW HIS CANTERBURY TALES HYPERFIXATION FOR NOT 1 BUT 2 SEMESTERS#DISSECTING EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. ACTION.#MAKING ME RESENT CHAUCER TO WHERE I COULDN'T WATCH A KNIGHTS TALE FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT#one of my all time favorite movies btw YOU MADE ME HATE THE THING I LOVED VERNIFRED#and you had the GALL to say the class only had 1 chap to dedicate to Don Quixote?#YOU MY FRIEND JUST DIDN'T WANT THE CLASS TO LOSE THEIR SHIT LAUGHING EVERY OTHER CHAPTER#IF YOU'RE AROUND HUMAN HAPPINESS YOU'RE LIKE A WORM DISCOVERING THE BAIT SECTION AT WALMART#ITS EASY TO READ FOR A CLASSIC HAS WIT IS BITTER SWEET AF IS TRAGIC IS FUN AND MAKES YOU WANT TO HAVE CRAZY MAN BIG DICK ENERGY#WHEN YOU HAVE A FOOT IN THE GRAVE#and the banter...THAT SHIT ROCKS#AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THIS CAUSE OF MY OWN HYPERFIX WITH LUIS AND I'M READING FOR RESEARCH#these stories FUCK#I AM SO MAD#SO SO MAD MY PEERS AND I GOT A TASTE OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD'VE KEPT US ENGAGED#AND I AM MAD THAT I RESENTED THAT CLASS SO MUCH THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH THE CLASSICS FOR A WHILE#and that it took me until I'm 31 WRITING A DAMN FANFIC IN MY SPARE TIME TO READ THE ENTIRETY OF WHAT I FUCKING MISSED OUT ON#astarion voice: IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!#vernifred...can i can i call you vern?#look...i love you. you were one of the most humble profs i had i looked forward to going to class every mon and tues for lecture and reading#i get the hyperfixations my guy i really and truly do#BUT I STILL RESENT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR THIS ONE#i finally get why luis loved this shit so much too and im seeing more connections with re4 now and it feels like the cherry on top of it all#vern....just....SIGH....GIVE THE DON A CHANCE MAN#FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN WHO WILL BE IN YOUR CARE#YOU KNOW...YOU JUST...MAKE ME...GRRRHFHFHHDJDJ!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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one of my biggest hopes for future fnaf releases is bringing the tapes back
#please bring back actually interesting storytelling and classic 'phone person talking to you'#instead of cryptic 3 setence long 'stories' that could mean any character because of the wrong pronouns being used in ruin#like god i miss the tapes soo much#patient 71 and 46 were so good and cool#and then ruin was like 'heres a recount of what you literally just watched happen on screen told in a shitty way'#pandas.txt#pre hw2 dlc#its so baffling that hw2 had no tapes bc so much of hw1s story was told in the tapes#thats why hw2s story sucks lmao there were no tapes and nothing on screen made sense#just like zero recognizeable things happened#in a game like this telling is better than showing man#discourse
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i want salieri to have more nice things so
man in his life literally tutored brightest musicians of our world, hell, he even tutored mozart’s son
watch guda summoning a bunch of high rarity famous musicians who look cool and even maybe cold af but the moment they see salieri they go all excited like ‘teacher!’
also lmao with Beethoven it’s even funnier because salieri and beethoven engage into fast sign language conversation you’ll take that hc from my dead cold hands
at this point man mothered mentored child servants and brightest musicians, watch them be his emotional support
#fate grand order#fgo#antonio salieri#im kinda sad people miss the fact man was at top of musical hierarchy of europe#man tutored insane amount of people in his lifetime#Salieri as a musician is underrated af and I’m fucking sad#the fact that even in beat classical music compilation he most of the times isn’t even mentioned#he’s such a mom fight me#i honestly want him to be more appreciated in lore by his achievements and personality rather than what he has become#i know Salieri we have in game is an unstable mixture of rumors bad reputation and recollections of salieri but#in my eyes he IS salieri despite his own denial#give this poor man a good amount of therapy I beg
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no. polyamory would've solved a subplot of s3 and the entire main crime plot of s4. this is the truth
#oh hes fallen into madness and talking about babylon berlin again#<- you probably. reading this#but fuck man esther weintraub and edgar wouldve made an Amazing throuple im just saying#weintraubs last words being fucking. what can i do i loved him#DUDE maybe you shouldve DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THAT#the whole love betrayal didnt quite sell though imo. like its a classic cool concept but the rivalry just. idk i didnt entirely feel it#i also didnt really feel their deep emotional connection like weintraub just showed up in s3 and there was almost Immediate conflict#yes i do still think they were gay in love but. this couldve been done better#also esther saying she wanted both edgar And weintraub not either one is just. you GET it#if she gets that hollywood job ill be so happy for her like get OUT girl#she & svetlana hands down the coolest characters in this show (i miss svetlana)#babylon berlin#esther korda#walter weintraub#edgar kasabian
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OH MAN I am gonna go back to sleep immediately but I had a dream that I'm gonn put down before I forget
Flower wascursed by some witch to look like a monster and manipulated and set up by them to appear as if they're robbing the palace and attempted to hurt their at the time sick mother
Then the witch got PK and some guards and PK couldn't recognise them nor understood what they were saying / just didn't hear them out so they had to run away or he'd kill them
I think it'd be like a SUPER fun basis for a medieval style AU
#thylacines can talk#faaf au#the witch being Norel? and I think Flower was like a really young adult / a teen here too#it was such a short dream hut so cool#PK fucking furious and refusing to hesr Flower out so they have to run for their life from their own father ans he doesnt even realise its#them 👀 like they went missing a week or so ago why would he ever thing that this meast which kooks nothing like them could be them#? if anything he might think with them looking as if they were trying to harm the queen that this beast also was whats behind his kid's#disapperence. OH MAN imagine he sets a bountry for their head and maybe sets off to find them himself. and in classic Disney movie fashion#Flower transforms back when theyve been gravely injured. preferably by their father. and PK is horrified and DEVASTATED
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rewatching orphan black and just got to the trans dude episode. i know tony got a lot of flak for being shallow and/or problematic representation but actually i think he's an almost perfect representation of an ontario scumbag. really the only thing they got wrong is he would've called felix a goof but maybe that just didn't make it past the censors
#orphan black#problematic queers 2026#i remembered that he doesn't come back and so i read up on why#and apparently it was some controversy about cis actors playing trans roles#with some backlash about tony acting predatory towards felix#and while i have mixed feelings about the former#(i'd rather see more trans chars and actors shouldn't have to out themselves vs i do think it's respectful for cis actors to not do that)#but the latter. the latter. tony is incredibly obviously your basic arse ontario scumbag#i have met this man. this man who calls you an art fag and then tries to make out with you#he's from tbay#he does NOT consider himself gay. you're gay for kissing him back#and no analysis ever takes that into account when discussing tony! he's not just trans rep he's a whole other archetype of person too#which i find very frustrating to not see taken into account when he's called problematic#imo a whole big part of representation is supposed to be that your rep isn't perfect but instead someone w/depth and flaws#having tony be like the line cook you meet at a pub in friggin etobicoke is 100% better rep than having him be some cookie cutter perf char#and they should've brought him back and he should've called someone a goof#and gotten tatiana maslany 2013 canceled (erhm she's not very pc)#'what this friggin goof is who sammy recommended' while paul gives his classic dead eyed resentful stare#<- a beautiful moment we missed because the production team couldn't stick to their guns about problematic trans rep
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