#mammon the crow dad

[devildomwriter]

Suspicious Behaviors | Short Story

Lately Mammon had been sneaking out of the House of Lamentation at odd hours. He was missing school. He was carrying around suspicious paper bags. Lucifer was at his wits end with his latest scheme so he followed Mammon and invited you along. Only to discover something rather unexpected.

He was feeding the new baby crows.

Now Lucifer is mad because he accidentally led you to witness something that made Mammon even more endearing to you.

Mammon is sitting there as baby crows hops around on him and he puts birdseed on his head. But the babies can’t reach it and the parents end up dive-bombing his head and he’s knocked over with a scream, spilling the bird food all over him.

He is now covered in crows and screaming. Lucifer sighs and leaves and you take pictures before helping your lovable demon who is swearing you to secrecy.

Mammon claims all the bandages are because he got into a fight and not because the crows accidentally took a few bites out of him. Lucifer shakes his head that Mammon lost a fight to birds.

“Just like Australia,” you declare and he’s more confused.

You advise Mammon he would not survive Australian birds and not to feed the wildlife there.

[journey-to-the-attic]

I've had this AU in my head for ages but I only just got the nerve to submit it lol (long ask ahead, sorry)

Anyway so basically it's like: what if the brothers' fall goes entirely different. This is half serious and half crack? But basically after falling, instead of ending up in the Devildom they land in the human world, in animal forms. So like Lucifer's a peacock, Mammon's a crow, Levi's a snake, Satan's a cat, Asmo's a rabbit, Beel's one of those big dogs that go boof, Belphie's a fox. (I was going to go demonic animal for all of them, but then Beel would be a fly and Satan would be a unicorn which don't exist, and that's tricky to work with lol)

Basically they can communicate with each other but they can't speak like verbally, they can still do simple magic but no demon form transforming. They're just kinda stuck in animal form for some reason.

Ik sees a tattered crow hopping about by the road on her way home from school. It keeps getting startled by the cars but it's not flying away, and it looks really close to getting hit, which she's worried about. So she tries to shoo it away, and the crow stops and looks at her with these big dark eyes and she can't help but feel like it *understands* her when she tells it that it's dangerous by the road.

Next day the crow is there again, and this time it's staying away from the curb, as if it *listened* to her. And for some reasons he can't stop thinking about it... so the next day she buys a little bag of nuts on the way back, and when she sees the crow by the road again she scatters some of them for it, which it seems to appreciate.

Ik feeds the crow for a week before it's already comfortable enough to hop right up to her and wait for its snack. While she's watching it eat, she'll talk to it. After another week it seems to be *looking forward* to seeing her, because it sits on a tree watching the path she takes and visibly perks up when it spots her coming around the corner, and it seems to listen very intently when she's talking. It's like having a best friend.

Then one day the crow follows her home. Ik waves to it when she goes inside and it's gone by morning. And it isn't there in the usual place after school...

Then she gets home and finds the crow waiting on her doorstep. When it spots her it squawks happily and then calls to something. And then six animals that you would NOT expect a crow to be acquainted with emerge from hiding in a bush nearby. Does that dog have a fox AND a snake on its back? Is that a fucking *peacock*?!

Okay. This is weird and definitely not normal. "Are these your friends?" she asks the crow, as if it understands. Then the crow *nods*.

Basically Ik takes in the animal-brothers and takes care of them as best she can in her little house. (Bonus: cut to Diavolo and Barbatos in the Devildom, extremely panicked and confused about where those fallen angels ended up if they're not here)

I've got more thoughts but I'd like to know what you think first hehee

OOOOO I LIKE IT VERY MUCH!! i agree that this is a very half and half au, so let me think about the serious half for a moment...

if this happens directly after the fall, then there's a lot of interesting dialogue coming from the fact that all that war trauma's very fresh... though potentially, they'll all heal from it a lot more healthily, rather than repressing for centuries on end until a kid who cares too much shows up. this time, the kid who cares too much is right there immediately

i reckon the other brothers, especially lucifer and the twins, would be quite standoffish with ik at first. like, they'll acknowledge her help and be grateful for it, but belphie'll snap if she gets too close and lucifer doesn't like being alone in a room with her. but i think satan would latch onto her company quite quick actually - since he's new to, like, existing, and isn't quite sure how to be around his new brothers

mammon of course has decided ik is his new bestest friend ever. part of it is because his brothers are all very sombre and he doesn't know how to handle grief properly, so he's glad to have someone to just goof off with - part of it's because ik's the first face he saw after landing and he's, like, imprinted

(he did see other humans but none stopped long enough for him to get a look at them, and ik's the first one that approached him in good nature)

ik's main concern is not having a lot of room for all these animals, plus letting them get out. levi doesn't wanna anyway, she can be pretending to walk a dog with beel, mammon can just kinda go fly on his own and will look normal, belphie, asmo and satan won't look that out of place outside - the main issue is lucifer, because peacocks are not a normal sight in urban england

she resorts to waiting until the dead of night so that lucifer can get some air and loses a fair amount of sleep over it, and this is part of the reason lucifer starts warming up to her :')

[beelzebuddy-catan]

Vines I think MC references regularly and when they use them:

"Welcome to bible study. We're all children of Jesus. Kumbaya my Lord." - Whenever demons do some fucked up shit.

"Wouldn't you like to know weather magic boy." - When Solomon asks them a question.

"What are those!?" - Whenever they see Mephistopheles, and no, they don't explain it.

"When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!" - When the brothers do something to piss them off and then act like MC should be chill with it.

"Look at all those chickens." - Whenever Mammon's crows roll up. (He gets defensive every time.)

"Can I PLEASE get a waffle?" - When Levi and Mammon get into a fight.

"Wtf is this allowed? Is this allowed?" - When Asmo starts whoring it up.

"He needs some milk!"- When Satan flips a lid.

"I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me." - When a demon could absolutely kill them.

"What's better than this? Guys being dudes." - At every one of Beel's Fangol game.

"You're not my dad! Ugly ass f*cking noodle head." - After Satan yells at Lucifer.

"So, no head?" - When Lucifer dismisses them.

"I want to see my little boy!" - After entering Purgatory Hall, looking for Luke.

"We have to get out of here. I can't. I feel unsafe." - If Solomon brings a dish he made.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#953 Ballet Dad

At Amelia's Ballet Recital in the human world, Everyone was there...from angels to demons, reapers amongst the human families, all very excited to see Amelia solo dance...but what they didn't know is...Amelia had a bully who kept pushing her...Mammon taught her a fundamental lesson on how to deal with bullies behind your back-

Mam*Seeing his little princess dance, holding your hand*Fuck me she's cute~

As you and the rest of the family(These guys went all out...with expensive cameras...you had to stop Diavolo and Asmo from bringing an actual camera crew-)

Amelia*Smilling seeing her family, doing little twirls and is about to step into the spotlight...but can see her bully about to push her again*...

Bully*About to push her when*-!?!

Amelia*Grabs her arm and... FLIPS HER OVER HER SHOULDER TO THE GROUND, and goes into the spotlight grinning*!!!~

Families*Gasp in shock seeing that*OH!?-

Mam*Gasps in glee and stands up proudly*HAHAHA!?FUCKING NOICE AMELIA!!!SWEEEET!!!-

Families*Turn to Mammon and at several of Amelia's family clapping alongside Mammon*!?!-

Satan & Belph: WOOOOOOH!

Bully*Still on the ground starring in horror at Amelia*

Asmo*Clapping hard and whistling, smirking at Solomon beside him*That bitch bounced!~

Mc*Covering your face to hide a smile from the crowd*...

Diavolo*Throwing Amelia roses alongside Barbatos and Mephisto*BEAUTIFUL!~

Mam*Looking at the crow around him,feeling proud*-MAN!THATS MY DAUGHTER BITCHES!DAD'S VERY PROUD!!~KEEP GOING!~

Amelia*Shinning her brightest with a smile directed at her daddy, and doing the final pose*!!~

Part 2 of:

[irishmammonagenda]

Types of Dogs I Think The Obey Me Brothers Would Have

Disclaimer: i know nothing about dog breeds other than my dog is better than every other dog in the world because i said so. this is all obviously my opinion because im 100% not holding off looking at my inbox for requests rn 😰

(wee emo anon + réalta and then the other random one ilysm for not doxing me fir being atleast a month late and not having even started with your reqs yet🙏🙏🙏)

post dividers by @saradika-graphics, images of the brothers below the divider are from amias on pinterest + all animal photos found on pinterest

LUCIFER

Irish Wolfhound

He already has a dog who he obviously loves very much (Cerberus) who is a hellhound, so he thought to himself that another hound would be a good idea since Cerberus gets lonely sometimes :(

He calls the dog 'Tuireann' because he thinks he's fucking funny.

You know that stereotype of the dad not wanting the dog but the dad ends up loving the dog like its his own child or something?

If you do know, then you know Lucifer.

Tuireann gets on very well with Cerberus. Lucifer makes a commitment to taking breaks more often and taking both out on walks, which terrifies his brothers, but has made Diavolo very happy with him. (Yay Lucifer taking care of himself for once!)

He cuddles up to both of them more often. Both dogs are very happy.

Will kill for his dogs btw :)

Laughed one time when Tuireann saw Solomon as a threat.

MAMMON

Golden Retriever

Someone told him he could win 'gold' at a casino. So he gambled, ended up winning (for once) and got his 'gold'.

This man was almost outraged when the 'gold' in question was a golden retriever puppy.

He was about to say something in outrage, then the witch plopped the little guy down into his arms and her little nose started sniffing at his exposed collarbone. He closed his open, outraged mouth and pet the little thing, blinking back small tears because it was so cute.

Mammon would like to argue that this did not happen but it did. The witch in question has proof and has sent Lucifer the video in apology for trying to summon him. Said witch is now a good acquaintance of Lucifer's, and has not been punished brutally. She has learnt her lesson and will not attempt to make a pact with the Avatar of Pride ever again. *Unlike Solomon. That bastard never learns.)

Mammon probably calls the dog something like 'Bailey'

He was originally going to call her 'Goldie' but then remembered that was his credit card's name. So he thought about the name 'Retrievie' but even to him that sounded fucking stupid.

He loves this dog so much and buys her so much dog toys and treats.

Gets his crows to play with her.

Mammon basically is a Golden Retriever if you think about it. (A Golden Retriever with mental issues that thinks its an awesome scary dragon or something, but a golden retriever none-the-less.)

He buys Bailey a bed but she literally only sleeps on him or on his bed.

When he lets her out into the garden while he's busy he always has atleast 2 crows watching her/playing with her.

He tries to train her to dig for buried treasure. Instructions unclear, they both dug up the whole back garden. He now has to fix the garden.

They say that a 'Dog is a Man's Best Friend', but this dog is Mammon's whole life.

There is dog hair all over this man. Atleast he's not an emo and doesn't wear all black.

Hair rollers are a must.

He cries when they're separated for more than a day in case you were wondering.

LEVIATHAN

Kokoni

Lucifer gave him it in an attempt to get Levi to touch grass once in a while.

At first Levi was scared of the dog, then he decided she was cute. Watches an anime about a dog and realises he should be a responsible owner and take her out on walks!

Leviathan has now touched grass. I repeat, Leviathan has now touched grass.

Calls her 'Ruri' you know he would.

He almost called her Henry 3.0

He has to make sure Henry 2.0 is unreachable to Ruri. He's scared Ruri might eat Henry 2.0

He's still kind of scared of Ruri but loves her.

Since getting Ruri he's actually been remembering to take care of himself. As a reward, once a month for a day or two, Lucifer will take over taking care of Ruri so Levi can have one of his gaming marathons uninterrupted.

Levi plays the Devildom equivalent to pokemon go while walking Ruri

Levi rants to Ruri about the anime or manga he's currently obessed with while playing with her with some chew toy or something.

She lays beside him in his bathtub sometimes and lays her head on his lap while he watches anime.

Lucifer is very happy with this outcome. So is Levi.

SATAN

Rottweiler

He originally saw something in some article or whatever he read about Rottweilers being aggressive, possibly saying that they weren't a 'good' dog breed.

Satan knows what its like to be labelled as aggressive and unsafe, so he has sort of a soft spot for 'bad' dog breeds.

So one day, he's talking to one of his various acquaintances, and for whatever reason, they visit an animal shelter.

Satan hears another couple say they wouldn't get a dog because 'isn't that breed really aggressive?' and he feels sad, he's not mad at the couple, it's a reasonable concern, but poor dog :(.

He approaches that worker a couple of minutes after his acquaintance leaves and asks them about the rottweiler.

Long story short he walks out with it on a leash, standard food, and a bowl courtesy of the shelter.

Calls the dog 'Julie' because he had just finished pirating a preformance of Romeo and Juliet. (which he enjoyed criticising, but he liked the name Juliet and also Belphie likes the band Julie so)

He makes sure to take the time and effort to socialise Julie with cats because this is Satan we're talking about for fuck's sake.

He takes Julie on walks before stopping at a dog-friendly café in the Devildom.

Julie also sleeps on Satan's lap when she's tired and he's reading.

Satan gets a lot more into audiobooks after he adopts Julie so he can still technically 'read' without having to ignore his new pooch.

Will write several books on why she's the best girl ever, and will make you read them.

ASMODEUS

Westie

A fan gifted him a dog for his birthday for some reason. At first he accepted the gift and devised a plan to give the dog away but the shelter was closed over the weekend, so he elected to let the dog stay with him until then.

Ends up getting attached. This is his baby now.

Calls her 'Angel' because he thinks she's an angel. She also kind of reminds him of Luke so.

This little rat is all over his Devilgram.

So much so there are fanclubs for her now.

This little rat has fanclubs.

Angel gets walked everyday. Asmo loves the excerise and says its done wonders for his skin.

He doesn't like when she digs, but oh well.

Loves grooming her.

Cuddles galore.

He trains her how to do tricks.

His excitable nature really goes well with hers, and they really bond.

The fan that gave her to him is now one of his friends.

He loves that rat.

BEELZEBUB

Bernese Mountain Dog

Two words. 'Gentle Giant'

He probably names her something like 'Bernie'

Bernese Mountain Dogs are massive, I feel like Beel would be the type of guy who loves big dogs. Given how big this Demon is, I feel like he'd be scared of hurting a smaller dog. He probably got an already adult rescue from a shelter.

It was one of those cliche things, meeting eyes with this big sad dog in a cage and Beel just knowing, "This is my baby."

Bernese Mountain Dogs DROOL, and I feel like Beel wouldn't mind that seeing as he is the Avatar of Gluttony.

Speaking of being the Avatar of Gluttony, Beel's dog 100% gives him puppy eyes while he's sitting at the table eating, and what does Beel do? He sneaks his dog food under the table.

Given his workout schedule this doggo gets atleast one walk a day. ATLEAST.

Beel one hundred percent cuddles up with that dog. You thought he had a mental bond with Belphie? Well that man has a mental connection of that caliber with his dog.

He is covered in dog hair but he sees that as making him part of the pact with Bernie so he couldn't care less. (He does clean up shed hair with a roller when going out though)

Bernie might've been a rescue and maybe could've lived a hard life before Beel adopted her, but Beel loves her like she's his own child that is his BABY.

BELPHEGOR

Shiba Inu

It reminded him of Beel, okay??!

Normally Belphie can't be bothered with animals, but when he saw the ad saying 'FOR SALE: NEEDS BETTER HOME' and saw that closed eye Beel smile his grinchy little heart grew three sizes that day.

He adopts the dog.

He calls her something like, 'Bella'

No thats not because it sounds like Beel. Piss off.

Bella isn't too high maintenence and actually does well for Belphie's productivity.

The seventh born actually goes on regular (though albeit) short walks with Bella.

Beel bonds with the dog as well and is very happy to take her on his morning runs with him.

Bella is affectionate but fucking stubborn. (Just like Belphie if you think about it)

Sometimes while cuddling (which only happen on Bella's terms by the way), she will not get off of Belphie, no matter how much Belphie asks. (Not that he minds, its an extra excuse to be lazy)

The cuddling in question is literally just Bella laying on top of Belphie like she's some sort of cat.

Bella is more of a brat than Belphie and thats saying something. The man spoils her.

Finally, a being (other than you and Beel) that understands him.

as you can tell I love big dogs and think small dogs are little rats. (said affectionately)

all of these dogs are female btw bc i got humped by my cousins dog recently and i wish that pain on no one. not even my worst enemy (which is solomon btw)

by the way unhinged anon im still waiting for you to go through with that threat 🤨🤨

[barely-coherent]

I'm having baby fever so here

OBEY ME BROTHERS AND WHAT SEX THEIR KIDS ARE

(Obligatory sex and gender are not the same thing, okay thanks)

Lucifer

Girl dad 100%

And be would spoil her so much

Are you kidding?

Diavolo would also be obsessed with her

"Lord Diavolo, can I please have my daughter back?"

"But she's so precious!!"

Anyway, she grows up thinking Diavolo is her uncle

Probably calls him "Uncle Dia"

Mammon

First of all, Tumblr give us yellow text, dammit

Also a girl dad

He just screams girl dad to me

He would be the most emotional out of the dads if I'm being honest

He would probably start sobbing on their first day of school

He would almost definitely ask some of his crows to keep an eye on her

Y'know what, she brings one of his crows for show and tell

"This is my dad's bird and he brings me things sometimes."

Leviathan

Boy dad

They play video games together

IM NOT SAYING GIRLS CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES

Levi would absolutely not tolerate any girls going through that "Omg, Je//an Kirs//tein is my son and my husband"

He would immediately be like "Him? Oh my god, disowned."

I'm joking, I love Jean, I just had that phase and I cringe at it

They would do duo cosplays

OH MY GOD FAMILY COSPLAYS

Like Aiz//awa and Shin//sou oh my god

Satan

He could go either way

Actually, he has twins

One girl, one boy

He gave them cat pajamas

He also reads them bedtimes stories

He has like a million books, there's a couple kids books somewhere

If there aren't, it gave him an excuse for more books

Oh my god, he would read while rocking a baby to sleep

Asmodeous

Again, he feels like a girl dad

BUT IF IT WAS A BOY

You know that guy at your school that everyone wanted to date?

Yeah, that's his son

Or like the girl that even the straight girls would entertain the thought of?

You know where this is going

But his daughter would be the cutest little girl, dear lord

"We should do a face mask!"

"Asmo, she's gonna eat the face mask. Kids put everything in their mouths."

He pouts for a bit but it's okay

He loves using the really soft scented baby lotion and shampoo

He's obsessed with how soft their skin is

Beelzebub

Girl dad

AND IM SAYING THIS FOR MY PLUS SIZE BADDIES

HE WOULD NOT CARE

Like his daughter comes home all sad

"What's wrong?"

"These girls were calling me fat"

The next day and like

"Those girls apologized!"

"How strange!"

Please tell him to stop threatening children

Belphegor

He doesn't really strike me as either...

So either, just like Satan

But they would nap together 100%

And he's actually pretty okay

I feel like be would actually be a really good dad

"I had a nightmare"

"Go back to sleep, I'll protect you from nightmares."

And he does!

I feel like he can do like dream magic

Makes sure they only have good dreams

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 39 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons | season 2 | lesson 38 | lesson 40

this was hilarious until i remember that satan is indeed the avatar of wrath and has destroyed the house of lamentations more tines than i can count on both hands. then it got slightly less hilarious, but it's still hilarious

ik we all joke about lucifer being satan's dad bc he technically is but this is PEAK father-son behavior 😭 satan throwing a temper tantrum, no pun intended, over not being able to adopt a cat is one of the funniest things ever actually

y'all know i love me some angst but dear GOD am i happy that we're getting something lighthearted after the emotional rollercoaster that was lesson 38

also we got our room back hehe 🫶🏽

aaaaand now they back to brothers

"nuh uh" "uh huh" DAMN just let him have the cat 😭

shithead lucifer my beloved 🫶🏽 and it's even more heartwarming bc we can see how much he's relaxed and recovered from the incident in cocytus. him smiling and laughing and joking with his brothers freely after the fear of losing them has finally been dissipated has to be a weight off of his shoulders, and a weight off of his brothers' shoulders, too. he's probably been less of himself since the fall, and this is probably more reminiscent of the lucifer from back in the celestial realm

i hc that mammon's familiars/crows just roam around the house freely, so this is even more frustrating for satan bc he's like "well if mammon can have pets, why can't i?"

oh baby :(((

just when i thought we'd gotten away from the angst, i was reminded that we are (i am) indeed on lesson 39 outta 40...ykw at least i was happy for a little bit

10/10 storytelling and writing. i love it when siblings ACTUALLY act like siblings, bc some media doesn't do sibling dynamics justice

granted, solomon isnt their sibling, but lucifer said it once AND doubled down bc he saw that it pissed satan off the first time. the older sibling in me smiled

ik i've said this before but...

lucifer says he hates when his brothers pester him like they don't get it from him 😭 oh no, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions!

now i feel like mammon might be onto something...what if he actually is stronger than lotan? but he doesn't want things to go past empty, playful threats bc hurting lotan would devastate levi, and he adores his little brother too much to do anything that irresponsible. more on this here

the brothers ever 🫶🏽 petty sibling dynamics always get me

satan reusing asmo's phrase after lucifer and solomon used it against him is peak comedy

ADHD TWINS

i can't do long, complicated shit for the life of me without getting sidetracked or overwhelmed

...unless it's these long ass posts

but that's different...kind of

so THAT'S why he was giggling and kicking his feet the whole time?? "hehehe" my ass you sly bitch

also, you can see the amount of pride lucifer feels towards satan just by the way he's acting throughout this entire lesson. he also knew wholeheartedly that satan would, one way or another, find a way to summon the white dragon. he egged satan on and teased him on purpose, which probably made his powers stronger. but i feel like the teasing also was a mask for encouragement

it was obviously still teasing at the heart, but there was a little more to it that reflected how proud lucifer is of his baby brother for coming into his own

also satan initiating the family picture at the end ??? I SOBBED

the lucifer from our timeline would NEVER allow a pet into the house. but the lucifer from our timeline also didn't get to heal the way this lucifer did, so now i'm kinda sad just thinking about that

maybe he thinks having a pet would mean that they're permanently staying in one place? and he still doesn't feel secure enough in his place in the devildom even after all the time he's spent there, even after making a home and a name for himself and his brothers. maybe he considered letting satan get a pet once mc came into the picture, and still toys with the idea, but keeps deciding against it for some internal reason that he won't address

MY WIFE MY BELOVED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS BACK

they really do invite any and everyone into the family. i love them so much it makes me insane

completely unrelated but i never realized that the kiss sounds are different for each brother ??? is thus just a nightbringer thing or am i just too far removed from the og game

[attic-club-sandwich]

Thoughts on Mammon being a bird dad?

Like there isn't a doubt in my mind he names them all. From cool names like Gucci to names of an object, like Rocky because he saw a rock on the ground... he's running out of names

omg i could go on all day about bird dad Mammon! He definitely treats his crows like his children. I always thought it was such a cool concept for him to be able to communicate with them (since they are his familiars... in my mind at least!)

But here's some of my personal headcanons/thoughts:

I imagine that when Mammon first enters the Devildom, he spots a crow sitting on the fence as they are leaving the Demon Castle for the first time.

Then all of a sudden more keep landing and he keeps hearing voices calling out to him and his brothers.

"H-Hey uh, do you guys hear that too?"

The brothers shoot him weird glances since they think he's crazy, and for a second he thinks he's also losing his mind.

Then all of a sudden he realizes the birds are talking to him.

Beckoning him over to the fence.

It's like they immediately knew who he was.

Mammon hesitantly walked over to them, instinct telling him to hold out an arm.

One gently lands on him, looking directly into Mammon's golden gaze.

It speaks words that only he can understand, leaving his brothers visibly confused.

Mammon starts forming relationships with the birds, giving them gifts and getting things back in return.

There's a tree outside of Mammon's window that has the perfect branch that extends right past his bedroom window, so the crows often perch outside and tap on the window when they return home.

They like to bring him things like buttons, bells, stones, rings, etc.

They'll even bring him Grimm that they find laying around on the streets.

Mammon is very quick to return to his bedroom after RAD to see what gifts that they brought him.

He also keeps all of the feathers that the crows leave behind. He has a collection.

He always gets something to bring back for his crows too, like a shiny rock or a Demonus bottle cap he found or maybe some leftover snacks from the RAD cafeteria.

Mammon usually has peanuts or something in his pockets, and Lucifer gets very annoyed on laundry day (if he forgets to give them to his crows lol)

As far as naming them, i feel like you are absolutely right lol he definitely has them named after luxury brands like Gucci or Louis Vuitton or something 💀

He would also totally name them by the first ever gifts they brought him! So Rocky is 100% a possibility he's so cute omg.

Maybe he isn't too good at coming up with names sometimes so he has MC help him name them too because new crows will come along 💕 (baby crows perhaps?!)

He basically has his own personal little army of crows. He commands them and they listen and do favors for him, but he also takes care of them too in return.

If one returns injured, he will personally see to nursing it back to health!

He definitely takes his dad/grandpa responsibilities seriously. 😂

thank you for sending this in, Hack! I had so much fun rambling about this it sorta just turned into a headcanon haha

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[grimmweepers]

first off thank u for enjoying kei and i’s demon child 🫂 now PLEASE if u would like can u tell me about u and lucifer’s actual demon child(ren)? how is luci as a dad and what r they like :3 thank u for indulging me MWAH!

NO PLS I LOVED IT SM I WAS GONNA SEND YOU AN ASK BEING LIKE imagine you and kei asking your child (and i just saw that you named her. love it. love her) “who wants to go to the volleyball game?” or something like that and her being the fully conscious baby, she goes “me ☝️🙋‍♀️” ahgsjegshesjusbejeheeheje if i wasn’t already a bambikei truther, i am now ‼️

but yes onto the questions 🏃‍♀️

lucifer and i have two children - pandora, the eldest and samael, the youngest :( but i’ve been in such a girl mum mood that i might even add a middle child. and her name would probably be lyra !! <3

lucifer is a great father and i think it’s because he’s the eldest of 7 so that really set him up for life. by the time he’s had our children, he’s much more forgiving. i feel like he would’ve grown out of most of his emotionally repressed habits (at least, for our family). however he’s still just as scary when he’s angered (not that he ever is, at them). everyone knows lucifer for his busy schedule but once he becomes a father, he makes much more time for them. and being the avatar of pride, his children will literally be his pride and joy. he would be so pissed off if he has to miss out on seeing them due to work. also i don’t think he’d spoil them. like i think he would ingrain a lot of life lessons into their heads at an early age before introducing them to his infamous credit card. he also isn’t afraid to take them to work with him if i’m not available to look after them. likeeee he could be in an important meeting with diavolo but he implores that his baby pandora must be cradled in his arms during the meeting, otherwise she would just cry and cry hehe

pandora is just like her father but much much sweeter. she’s a natural born leader and loves wearing big red bows in her hair. she isn’t shy to show off a little either. she’s your typical big sister and quite cheeky, at that. pandora grew her wings so fast and started flying very early. that was a big problem. and she also has heterochromia!

lyra… i feel like she’d be the most demon-like. lyra is mischievous and hoards shiny things. and loves black. her horns would probably curl the most like her father. she bit the most out of the children and her fangs are the longest. she has a big, spunky personality so her favourite uncles are naturally mammon and asmo.

samael… oh this poor boy. he is a round baby. shy shy shy!!!! cries a lot!!!! perpetually has expression on his face -> 🥺. his hair is very fluffy like a lion’s mane and he has the rosiest cheeks ever. he has an affinity with animals so cerberus is the most gentle with him and crows tend to sit on his head. he also loves his big sisters so much! he’s usually hiding behind them (tbh he hides behind a lot of things). he’s just scared ! of a lot of things !

i’ve had fleshed out children for ryucifer for like 3 years so i’m sorry if i rambled on for too long 💀💖 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME INDULGE MWAH MWAH MWAH

[rainiishowers]

If requests are open can I please request Mammon with a crow shapeshifter!reader?

Like the reader is still 100% human, they just so happen to have the power to transform into a crow (kind of like Atsushi in BSD)

It would be so cute if Mammon's familiars recognise you as one of their own and since you can communicate with you even when you're in human form they like to fly to you and tell you all about how much they love Mammon (and the fact that he has a huge crush on you and talks about you to them 24/7) - the crows consider Mammon as their dad so they're trying to play matchmaker

Imagine if you hang out with Mammon in your crow form and he has no idea who you are but can tell that you're not one of his babies familiars. Even so he's still softly cooing at you and is being sweet as he strokes your feathers and scratches your chin being all cute and gentle and then he somehow tells you all about his crush on you so you tease him by transforming back into a human and giggle at his shocked face

Of course you start dating and you tell him everything that the crows told you (he pouts at them and scolds them for snitchin' on him) and now not only does he have a lover but also another crow in his murder and the crows get another doting parent so really they're the real winners in this.

A/N: Anon you have no idea how much I love this idea. I swear I had to shorten my original idea cuz it didn’t fit with your request This is a bit of a late Mammon birthday post!

If y’all like this, perhaps I’ll do more Shapeshifter! Crow MC content Y’all don’t understand, I already have a design for this MC

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The first time Mammon saw you in the council hall, he knew something was up, he couldn’t put his finger on it though. He felt… connected to you somehow, his memory may not be the best at times, but he never remembers meeting you in the human world before all this.

As you stayed, he noticed some similarities between you and his crows. You liked mimicking things, be it phrases or poses. He saw you mimic Simeon’s hand on hip pose once during the castle tour, or even Levi’s overeager yell, which he did not like coming out of another person's mouth.

Mammon was quick to realize you didn’t need his protection! You somehow got out of many of the dangerous situations unscathed thanks to your inhuman speed, dexterity, and flexibility. Levi trying to attack you during the TSL quiz? You got out of there without getting hurt!

If that wasn’t enough to make him fall in love with you, it’s also the fact that you got along with his familiars that you seemed so similar to splendidly, and that’s one of the things that made him fall harder. Sometimes he’d come to his room and see you on his couch with some crows flying around you.

For some reason, you were hanging out with him a lot, even rejecting the others just to, say, go to the movie together! Mammon wasn’t complaining, he adores your company, but there were so many options, why choose him?

As his crush grew, he had no one to talk to about it, so he talked about his growing love for this exchange student to his beloved familiars, while babying them of course. It was a particularly boring day where Mammon had chosen to baby one of his crows and rant about his crush on you.

“MC is just really cool, an’ this growin’ adoration won’t go away! They are just a human! Why am I falling this hard for a human!?”

This is how his usual talks went, one minute he'd be praising you, the other he’d be screaming into a pillow.

As he was in bed, screaming into the fluffy pillows, the same crow he was babying before lands at the other side of his bed. He doesn’t pay attention to it until he hears some noises and a weight at his feet.

As he slowly lifts his head to look up, the look on his face went from frustration to surprise, with his mouth agape as he saw the very human he was falling in love with was grinning widely and stupidly. Stumbling to sit up, he sputters, his cheeks heating up.

“W-When did you get here!?!”

“I was here the whole time!”

“What? That can’t be true!”

You scoot closer, still having that wide grin.

“Want me to prove it to ya?” You mimic his accent and the way his arms cross.

“I’d like to see you try!”

Seconds later, in a flurry of black feathers, a crow stood where you once were, squawking happily and triumphantly as Mammon’s eyes grew wider.

As quickly as the crow appeared, it disappeared, and you were back.

“Yer a crow!?!” Mammon yells.

“Well, technically a crow shapeshifter, but yea!” You laugh, which causes the other crows that came in from the window to sort of mimic the laughter.

“So.. You were the one I was talking to about my crush…”

“Yep! The other crows often tell me how you talk about me almost all the time, although I don’t need the other crows to tell me that, since your brothers tell me that too.”

“Ughh… This is probably the worst day of my life..”

“Well, would it make it better if I told you I loved you too?”

Mammon took a minute to process that before his whole face became red and he hid his face in his hands.

“…M-Maybe it would..”

“Well, you should thank your crows. They were the ones who attempted to make us closer. They convinced me to hang out with you more.. Not that I needed much convincing, mind you.”

Mammon, at this point, had calmed down enough to not be a tomato. He shakily nods as three crows in particular flew over and squawked happily. Mammon was quick to t

“So you three were the ringleaders, eh? Not surprised.” Mammon gives a toothy grin and pets the crows chests as a thank you. The one in the front decided to slide Mammon’s gold ring off his finger and fly away.

“Wha- Hey!!”

You laugh as Mammon launches off the bed to chase after the thief of a crow, who you both knew was just playing around.

[onyourowndaisymae]

obey me brothers as songs from noah kahan's "stick season"

i don't really have any excuse for writing this over the million other things i need to write, i just really fucking love this album i beg of you please listen to it so i have a void to scream in

content warnings: season 1 and 2 plot spoilers, discussions of death, minor nightbringer spoilers

Lucifer - Strawberry Wine

"strawberry wine, and all the time we used to have // those things i miss, but know are never comin' back // for you, darlin', for you //// no thing defines a man like love that makes him soft // and sentimental like a stranger in the park // for a few moments, i see you"

a soft song about grief centered around alcohol? so painfully lucifer

strawberry wine (as far as i'm aware-- and side note that all of these interpretations are semi-official and semi-speculation) is about losing someone you loved

makes me think of his grief surrounding lilith as her older brother. in nightbringer, he talks about how he used to laugh off her visits to the human world and how that was a mistake. every time he discusses her brings this sort of softness, this melancholic haze of regret and love.

that's what strawberry wine is to me. it's love and regret and pain all mixed together into a sense of yearning for something you know is long gone.

Mammon - Orange Juice

"honey, come over, the party's gone slower // and no one will tempt you, we know you got sober // there's orange juice in the kitchen, bought for the children // it's yours if you want it, we're just glad you could visit //// feels like i've been ready for you to come home for so long // that I didn't think to ask you where you'd gone // why'd you go?"

this song literally makes me scream

orange juice is about seeing someone again for the first time in awhile and finding out that they've changed and worked to better themselves in their absence-- all while you never noticed them struggling in the first place. it's pity and regret and sympathy and hope all mixed together into a mocktail of emotion that KILLS me.

mammon is a busy guy. something is constantly on his mind. s much as he loves the people around him, it wouldn't be that hard to hide your struggles from him.

it makes me write this fanfic in my head about mammon seeing a newly sober mc a few years after the exchange program and coming to terms with the fact that as much as he cares for them, he's not always been there for them in the way they need. i have a vision so clear in my head. maybe i'll write it someday

shoutout to the "are we all just crows to you now?" lyric that i can't listen to without thinking of mammon. the disappointment and earnesty in the way he says it makes me lose my MIND

Leviathan - Come Over

"i know that it ain't much, i know that it ain't cool // oh, you don't have to tell the other kids at school // my dad will strike it rich, we'll be the big house on the block // someday I'm gonna be somebody people want //// but I'm in the business of losing your interest // and I turn a profit each time that we speak // don't you know there's a coffin buried under the garden? // was there when we got here, will be there when we leave"

come over is a song about feeling so small and out of place, about yearning for something greater feeling foolish all the while. it's insecurity, knowing you're not what you want to be, but hoping that the person you hold so dear can look past the things about you that make you squirm.

this one is my roommate's fav song, btw, so i hope i do it justice.

i see levi here in the song's insecurity, in the almost apologetic tone for not being "enough". it's all yearning for someone you worry will be ashamed of you. the song practically shuts itself down before it even starts, and this to me reminds me of that envy that keeps itself coiled around levi when he interacts with mc or groups of his brothers

the lyric "the sad kid in the sad house on Balch Street", my mind immediately pictures levi, head ducked, avoiding the spotlight most of his other brothers embrace

Satan - Northern Attitude

"if I get too close // and I'm not how you hoped // forgive my northern attitude // oh, I was raised out in the cold //// if the sun don't rise // 'til the summertime // forgive my northern attitude // oh, I was raised on little light"

i feel so passionate about this one, i feel it in my BONES

if satan wasn't from hell i could absolutely see him as a northeastern sad boy from a rainy town

northern attitude is a song about being a fuckup from fucking nowhere. the chorus (quoted above) is a plea for the listener to forgive them of their social transgressions, of not being good enough to be around, because they weren't raised with warmth and love, but rather in the cold and the dark.

satan was never an angel, unlike his brothers. they had time to roam and grow up in the celestial realm, a land of light and virtue. satan's home is the devildom in all its dark, sinful glory. that place is all he as himself-- not as an extension of lucifer's memories-- knows.

satan is also well aware that he is the avatar of wrath and clearly that is off-putting to a lot of people. especially after meeting mc, this song to me is satan trying his damnedest to go against his nature as a reckless demon and be someone they can love

Asmodeus - She Calls Me Back

"if only i could wake you up // if only i could fall asleep // i'll love you when the ocean's dry // i'll love you when the rivers freeze //// does it bite at your edges? // do you lie awake restless? // why am i so obsessive? // hanging onto every sentence // this town's the same as you left it // your page is blank but i read it // i still dial 822-993-167"

i don't think asmo, at least aesthetically, fits into stick season very well. the whole album is very rainy and depressed, unlike him. but. there is one song that stands out to me sonically, just like the way asmo stands out from his brothers. hence why she calls me back and asmo are a good match

i like asmo most when solmare decides to acknowledge his depth as a character. one of those dimensions i think is very interesting is this sort of obsessive aspect to him where he needs everyone to like him and to always be perfect all the time. it's like he uses this perfectionism to generate enough love and praise to cover his insecurities.

the first and only person asmo loves as much (or more!) than himself is mc. noting that obsessive part of him, i think that everything they do sort of eats at asmo. he's never been in genuine love before, so i think that everything about loving mc feeds into this obsessiveness. like the popularity contest where he's fighting so hard against lucifer, where simeon eventually pointed out that people want to look good in front of those that they love? that. that is the feeling i'm getting at.

when the chorus gets to the "everything's alright when she calls me back", that reads as the relief. asmo won't worry about what mc thinks or if they like someone better in those moments because there, above everything, is the feeling of love he has from just being around them.

Beelzebub - Everywhere, Everything

"would we survive in a horror movie? // i doubt it, we're too slow moving // we trust everyone we meet //// two bodies riddled with scars from our preteens // intertwine in a car's dirty backseat // stare at a drive-in screen //// we didn't know that the sun was collapsing // 'til the seas rose and the buildings came crashing // we cried, 'oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh'"

everywhere, everything is a song about wanting to stick by someone that you've grown up and grown together with through the end of the world-- or the end of yours, specifically.

beel comes off to me as SUCH a family person. i'm sure that's canon too, i just can't think of anything specific to quote atm.

this song to me seems like a reflection on the journey of the past as it mirrors the journey ahead. to me, with beelzebub, his previous life in the celestial realm came crumbling after the great celestial war-- yet he came out the other side with (most of) his loved ones to stay by his side.

i think he's willing to follow the twists and turns of fate to jostle him around, take what they need from him, so long as he gets to keep his remaining family.

when mc comes around, i think they're immediately woven into that same protective field of his. he'll go through hell and back again as long as they come out the other side with him.

Belphegor - The View Between Villages

"passed alger brook road, i'm over the bridge // a minute from home but I feel so far from it // the death of my dog, the stretch of my skin // it's all washin' over me, i'm angry again //// the things that i lost here, the people i knew // they got me surrounded for a mile or two // the car's in reverse, i'm grippin' the wheel // i'm back between villages and everything's still"

this is, unquestionably, my favorite song on the album. by a lot. it just means so much to me. the extended version WILL kill me this summer.

the view between villages starts slowly with an acknowledgement of growth while painting a picture of a slow drive through the backroads home. it's all peace and love, all growth.

then the second half of the song kicks in (quoted above) and it just hits you like a sledgehammer, picking up intensity until the final line where the world stills again. it is so, so good. the latter half is the feeling of being back home and being mobbed by your ghosts, of realizing that maybe you can't just up and walk away from your traumas like you thought you could.

to me, this feels like belphegor's experience in lesson 16. when confronted with the truth about lilith's death, all of the pain and anger and fear rushes back to him, and he just... breaks down. the swell of the music mimics that rush of emotion as it overwhelms you past your breaking point. it's the influx of righteous anger at your loss, the pain of yesterday finding its home back inside you. it's bitterness and anger and pain melding with the person you've grown to be. it's a new beast entirely.

god this is such a good fucking song

[pupmuseboxmovedarchive]

First catch and punishment.

Both of Lucifer's boys be smiling when snickering at the handiwork they did when Uncle Mammon was squawking up above their heads and doing a high five to each other, “Not like Dad's work but kind of close huh Kuro.” apparently Zephyr was giving his uncle a cheeky grin when holding a credit card and waving it in front of Mammon's face, “Uncle what were you doing rummaging in Dad's study? Hmmm???” pocketing the card when Kuro would pipe up fluttering those wings and holding Lucifer's signature crops when poking at the noisy crow.

“Uncle~ You know that's bad right? Hehehe, just wait till Dad hears of this when bothering things. Pfft… sneaky bird, speak the truth Uncle Mammon… otherwise.” poking more at the crow when seeing how scared he was when seeing his nephews looking like Pride when those smiles were had, “Card be locked up again, heehee. So what is it going to be? Clock is ticking and Dad will be home, soo~ Hmm.” Kuro be playing around a little but he was serious at the time before Zephyr piped up.

“Too late Dad's coming, 3… 2… 1.” waving at Lucifer when gesturing to the trussed up crow they caught and showing off the credit card when revealing it, “Uncle Mammon was trying to be sneaky but… pfft, caught him. Hush! The punished don't get to speak, bad bird uncle bad. Daring to sneak off gambling again, that or go blow it on something I think?” the rope work was quite good when Mammon was dangling from the ceiling and making those sad noises.

Both of Pride's birbs be smiling while wings fluttered and handing the items over before snickering, “What you think of our work Dad?” both asking in unison when Mammon has regrets and crying for mercy at his sneaky steal being blundered.

Oh how punishments are running through the family and rightfully so when children of Pride are proud of a first catch of what is their Uncle.

[journey-to-the-attic]

I've just discovered the pet zoo au and I.am.obsessed.

NO CUZ LIKE IMAGINE IK AND BELPHIE LISTENING TO "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY" AND BELPHIE JUST STARTES MAKING FOX NOISES ON THAT PART.

Also for some reason I think beels "woof" would be like that one meme with the husky where the humans are trying to sush it and he just lets out the most definde 'woof' ever.

Another thing,what if they tried to write out their names??? Like Satan steps in int and tries to make multuple paw prints on a paper to draw out his name in a way (he fails)

Also, it's said that crows can learn some words...what if crow Mammon (due to being magic as well) manages to start saying a few words and even starts making full on sentences. Can just imagine him flying through the window and landing in front of Ik and her dad like "feed me mortals or perish" as a joke to freak them out BC 'omg a talking crow' AND THEY INSTEAD START SCREAMING THWIR BUTTS OFF WHILE MAMMON IS TRYING TO CALM THEM DOWN BUT IT ONLY TURNS WORSE.

On the talking crow Mammon topic,what if he tells Ik what the others want to tell her?? Like "Yeah Lucifer wants you to put more Britney Spears" or "Levi wants to watch you play this game" or "Asmo says you gotta go pet him"

(wanna hear more from you tho BC I like your hcs, they're funny and silly)

orders given, orders received (/j i've been wanting to talk more about this au too!!)

i love the idea of the brothers attempting to communicate their names,, i feel like lucifer and/or satan would come up with some really smart method of going about it (like laying out books or ripping up a newspaper and using the letters), but ik and her dad are just like 'ah, what silly animal antics' and clean up the mess without even noticing what they're trying to spell out

so at first they just all have nicknames-

lucifer: peter (as in Peter the Peacock)

mammon: car (crow goes "caw!", caw sounds like 'car', ergo, car)

levi: socks (on the first morning after they took the animals in, ik found him trying to hide inside one. it's also funny because usually you get cats or dogs named this)

satan: paddy (aunt lisa picked this one - as in st paddy, for his green eyes)

asmo: duchess (ik had a feeling he'd like it)

beel: boof (it's the noise he makes)

belphie: hu (from the chinese word for fox (zhao picked this one). sometimes it's extended to hu-hu)

at first, satan and asmo are the only ones who like their new nicknames, while everyone else is mostly neutral on theirs, apart from lucifer, who HATES his

however, he still responds to it, so really it's his fault that it sticks

eventually everyone warms up to their new nicknames, but they'd still like their new family to know their actual ones

i like the idea of mammon learning speech, so yes he'd be the one to eventually relay the message!

he hops around on ik's shoulder going "lucifer! lucifer! lucifer!", and ik thinks her crow friend is conducting a ritual up until she realises he keeps pointing his beak at peter the peacock

she does switch to their actual names once she learns them, but in her head she still tends to refer to them by their nicknames, and they still respond when she uses them aloud

mammon's language would be more fluent than a regular crow's, but i don't think he'd generally be able to string together full sentences

so it's more like a "hey! food!" when he's hungry, "kid? okay?" when he's concerned, "levi. bowl. broke!" when he's snitching

he can manage full sentences if he tries really hard, but he usually can't be bothered, so he saves them for when he's serious

for example, if ik were getting bullied, he would go full fluency mode to say "i'm gonna kill them for you"

the other brothers are mostly happy to just chill (particularly levi and belphie), but lucifer gets so restless with no work to do that he starts assigning himself random chores to occupy himself

for example he's decided it's his job to open all the curtains in the morning and close them at night

ik starts bringing home random worksheets from school and lucifer will just sit there staring at them (he doesn't have hands to write with so he just has to answer mentally)

levi has a little box by the window from which he can see the tv and also sunbathe

ik brings home a sheet of stickers so that he can pick some to decorate with

beel is SUCH a big dog that he would take up the whooole sofa or bed if he sat there, so usually he very politely sticks to the floor

but then they buy him a big blanket and he starts carrying it with him from room to room to rest on (belphie also steals it a lot)

everyone has their own little spots around the house where they usually stay, apart from mammon, who is nearly always found on ik's shoulder

if ik isn't home he will stand on zhao's head instead

satan nearly always sleeps on either ik or zhao's bed and at some point his habit extends to the others, so they start taking it in turns being 'guards' for both humans at night

lucifer pretends to be above it as if he DOESN'T trot himself right to rooms and stay there the whole night as soon as it's his turn

whenever ik's stressed out from school she comes home and just plonks herself on beel

he's such a big dog that he barely even feels it so he's perfectly happy to be a big fluffy pillow

levi spends most of his time in his box but he'll also be quite happy to go around the house draped around ik's neck and listening to her narrate her whole day to him

sometimes ik brings asmo ribbons and such and he gets so excited that he does that jumpy twisty thing rabbits do (i think it's called binkying?)

asmo and satan both get the zoomies but satan's always so embarrassed about it afterwards, while asmo simply owns the energy and then flops over for pats afterwards

belphie's normally very quiet and docile but occasionally he'll just SCREAM and it scares everyone in the house

[instantdinosaurwitch]

I can just imagine mc doing this trend with one of mammon's crows.

Mam's just sitting in the corner looking like a proud dad XD

[unhinged-greed]

Headcanon #1

I've been searching some info of Mammon and found this last week or so!

Mammon has taken a form of Plutus as Greek God to make some more deals with human souls for his own game, one reason he has literal vaults full of souls.

Mammon owns all the banks on Earth, with a snap of his fingers we'd all be fucked. He also owns some facilities and Amusement Parks all around the World, masking them as a Charity for kids or something similar so people would spend some more money on them.

Debt is the word that makes shivers run through his twisted spine

Yes! Mammon is a cat dad! Sue me! Fite me! I will die on this hill and you'll find my body there after 500 years. As a cat person myself I love the fuck out of this one. Mammon saved cat souls who were killed without an actual reason. There is one part of his mansion that is only dedicated for cats that can move around freely in Greed Ring. There's always place to eat and rest for all the cats. And you thought he is a heartless motherfucker.

Crows and Magpies are sacred to him. Especially swooping Magpies in Australia. He enjoys seeing people getting attacked by those birds.

Mammon is the original source of capitalism, end of the story

[mistresswriter19]

I am Not Your Puppet! ( Helluva Boss Oc Zander X Reader SFW)

Author's Note: I got permission from the admin from their Oc's blog that I can write fanfics of their OC.

Enjoy ^^

You were in a deep sleep having these strange nightmares occurring or it could it be the fact that a few hours that you went down the wrong path of town and accidently encountering a jester who just kept smiling with his hands folded behind his back. You just kept walking not looking back trying to focus on the grocery you bought from the local supermarket. Then you stop to see that this Jester was close like way to close. You waited for a while to see if he was going to do anything walking back you didn't even have to walk or look this bastard was stalking so you immediately punched this jester's face with once fits, grabbing your groceries running all the way home. 

Y/N: This why you should never trust clowns or jester's. They're just creepy….

You said as you rubbed your eyes but you felt a creek on your bed looking upon your window there was no one it was beautiful night with the stars glowing. You lay back on the pillow then your worse nightmare came true. The jester from before was kneeling on your bed facing you with that ever lasting smile on his face.

Y/N: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Zander: Hiiiiiiii!!! Your the bitch who punched me in the face earlier. Nice to meet you again! 

Y/N: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! 

You said going through the drawer and used pepper spray to the jester as he groans in pains causing him to fall on the floor as you run out of the room down the stairs and attempt to open the doors but they wouldn't budge even if you used your leg. You yelled in agony and went to use a crow bar. You heard a pair of long heels down the stars cussing a storm as you hide behind the couch. 

Zander: Ugh… that fucking bitch… I just had my face done a few hours ago… you know how long this takes! Especially when I'm in my casinos!?

The jester look around the place and decided to hop around making it like a game, then he purposely throws, break, and slam your objects and even glass. It was one way to get your attention then he tapped you on the shoulder.

Zander: Found ya!

WHAM!!!!!!

You used the frying pan to whack the jester in the face causing him to see stars. You back away as he slowly gets up, Crack his neck as he moves to you and throws the frying pan and used his gloved hand pressing against your neck. 

Zander: I'm losing my patience for a bitch like you. So I'm going to make this perfectly clear, were just gonna talk and no more killing this jester got it?

Y/N: ( Coughs) Yes…

Zander: Good~

The different shades of green and glamor gold jester finally released his grip on you as you get up and slapped him but he tugged on your cleavage a little causing you to turn pink a little. 

Y/N: UGH!!! Okay i know you've been following me, and you might have an interest in fooling around with humans, and maybe for some reason do I owe you or someone from the depth of hell something? Now don't ask why I know in most story plots someone owes some weird looking demon such as yourself money or a deed.

You said looking at your fingers getting to the point as the jester jaw drop a little since half of the points you made were correct. However he then chuckles and press his hand on the wall as you cross your arms around your chest definitely not interested what this jester was going to say next. 

Zander: You kind of reminds of an certain that works for me but with no choice. He always cussing me out, I greet him he does something behind my back but it's fun to tease him back. He soooooo wants me like all the others. 

Y/N: Get to the point jester…

Zander: Names Zander doll~ Zander a jester one of a kind and I work in the lust ring where all the casinos are located and I owe all of them. I'm the son of Mammon hell's Biggest jester boss and he has his very best assistant of his Fizzerolli ~

Y/N: Zander… nice name but you saying I owe something from your or your Dad.

Zander: Mmm hmm and as he son I have to go after whoever owns him cash but I was busy after a Masquerade party I went to I was to different hotels and bang the most host looking imps, overlords in hell what a night 

Y/N: Is your pee pee massive or more like a twig?

Zander: That depends ~ You wanna see yourself never done a human before

Y/N: Aww how sweet I'm so flattered ( Sarcasm) but I pass, I don't do rich jester's. So what do I owe 

Zander: Hmmph you'll change your mind either way it's not me, you owe my father so much cash. You attended the big night at the casinos and played on a winning streak and you won however most of that money did not belong to you. Half of it belongs to my dad.

Y/N: How is that fair, all that money is mine, I won it fair and square!

Zander: I understand but in hell there are certain rules when it comes to casinos you enter

Y/N: In the human world!?

Zander: Yes we were all wearing mask and wearing gullible fashion so humans wouldn't recognize us. That night Mammon made millions from the amount of humans who were interested but you were like a fire ball drinking and gambling so much. 

Y/N: Had a rough night… and haven't done gambling for a while and I was on a winning streak so i kept going and I won.

Zander: Yeah congrats to you teehee but half of that money belongs to my Dad so what's it going to be human?

You didn't know what to as he held out his hand wearing golding rings in each one as this jester was leaning a little with a smirk you felt digested and couldn't believe that the went to a casino that was from hell but in your world. You look down and went forward to Zander and tugged on his red tie looking him deadly in the eye. 

Y/N: I'll do the deed but let me get one thing straight ~ I am your nightmare, if you think I'm going to fall for you, better think again, you think I'm going change not in my world, YOU'RE THE PUPPET IN STRINGS! AND I'M THE MASTER~ 

Zander: Is weird to say that I have a boner right now…?

Y/N: HUH!?

Zander grabs your hand as both of you step into a portal that leads to Mammon's lair and you were holding the amount of cash you owe. You didn't want Zander to join you but you had no choice. The two of you enter the circus looking manison there were buckets of fried chicken on the floor, popcorn machine uncontrollable, fizzy lady bots bringing more items from fridge then the two of you open the door. Both of you see Mammon watching TV and he turned the other way to see his son Zander 

Mammon: Zandy!!!!! My boi how you doing mate!?

Zander felt his how body being crushed and covered in chicken oil the way Mammon was hugging him so tightly as he gets out using his green handkerchief to clean the grease off, Zander hates where there were food stains on his outfit especially on the gold.

Zander: Good to see you Dad 

Mammon: And golly a human!? Is this the one who owns me my money 

Zander: It sure is and I brought you her here so she can pay what she has done.

Mammon: So human ( Munched on turkey leg this time ) Ya like my casino 

Y/N: It's very… tempted

Mammon: So you went in a played yeah?

Y/N: Yes and I was on a winning so half of that money is yours, is for any one who was at the casino like me?

Mammon: Yeah same shit, but no one didn't win except you I made it fucking hard for people to not grab a hold of my money. I work everyday for this money and all thanks to me and my promotions and look at the size of my junk.

Y/N: OKAY, OKAY, ALRIGHT! I get it. How much to I owe?

Mammon throws his turkey leg a side and lands on Zander's hair as he steams a little. Mammon uses a calculator and looking at the amount of the casino bills and tally everything up. 

Mammon: One Million

Y/N: ONE MILLION BUT I'LL ONLY GET 100 if I give you that. 

Mammon: Exactly~ You humans work on you sad depressing looking ass jobs, while I collect what I earn 

Y/N: Fuck it take the money…

You threw the huge money bag to Mammon and look back with your hands balled into a fits.

Y/N: You know what… maybe you can use that money for this gorgeous household of yours. 

Mammon: Bitch I'm stinking rich, I can get what I want just a few things a touch ups.

Zander: Dad what is she doing?

Mammon: Ah she's just gonan… WHAT THE FUCK!?

You went in the fridge, found a bat and started to rip, munch, throws any type of food all over the place then you went inside the fridge, took out the pieces and wires like a manic, next you went to smash dishes, tables, spray paint the walls and use a sledgehammer you found at the basement and damage each wall and then smashed the TV. Zander was completely shocked what you just did as Mammon looked back angry and snapped his fingers, a punch of robot client guards appear with weapons. 

Y/N: Oh shit….

Zander: Dad?

Mammon: I was going to give you Y/N as a thank you but SHE FUCKED UP MY FRIDGE AND MY PLACE. I could just buy a new one and fix this place but I WANT HER DEAD! 

Zander: Arrange marriage Dad!? Listen I'm single and the people I see I prefer to bang before I get into a relationship. 

Mammon: Zandy ya need to be happy one day, my love is money and your is casinos but you could perhaps share with someone else but the money that's all fucking mine

Zander: Dad she's gone?

Mammon: WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT ME ZANDY!? GET HER!

Zander: FINE! Ugh he's always a mood killer.

You were running for you life as the robots were all over the place back and forth they threw knives, nails, and even grenades wow Mammon most really hate you. You hide underneath the trash waiting for the bots to clear then you felt a tug on your arm running with you it was Zander!? What was he doing here I thought he hated you. 

Y/N: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Zander: To rescue you dumbass!

Y/N: I thought you hated me?

Zander: I did but I gotta admit you have style and the way you trash my Dad's place was pretty epic! Kind of tired of my Dad's shit

Y/N: Mmmm Daddy issues?

Zander: Shut up!

Y/N: Ohh and I thought you were the sly one ~ 

The two of you bicker but see the robots come back throwing grenades and shooting Zander protects you as he extends his legs and pulls out his shiny golden guns to shoot back. Damn he's that rich anything gold probably suits him and green then you put the puzzle pieces oh green money and yellow gold. Like his Dad that makes alot sense. Just for you know it a big explosion erupts as You held onto Zander's arm both of you flee away from town. Mammon was going to be pissed but probably not for long since he'll have his hands on his money he got from you. 

Y/N: I can't believe we got out alive

Zander: Yeah, I know, you were suppose to die not me

Y/N: Talk about the jester saving me because I have a certain " style and spark in me"

Zander: I wasn't wrong you do

You grab onto Zander's hand as he squeeze yours a little, the two of you look at each other's eyes your f/c eyes sparkle with his Cashion chip eyes staring upon your the next you know it both of your bodies were getting close and closer. 

Hours Later

Y/N: Okay things I'm going to regret… I went to a casino from hell, trash the big jester boss mansion, almost got killer by robots and I slept with Mammon's son…..

You were flushed using the bed sheets to cover yourself as you turn to see Zander sleepy like a baby and a few cigarettes on the counter. You didn't know that he was half succubus no wonder people couldn't keep his hands off him. 

Y/N: Just a one night stand nothing more

Zander: ( Snores) That's not how it after you 

Y/N: ALRIGHT SHUT UP!!!!!!

End